---
title: 'It''s Actually Here'
source: 'https://youtube.com/watch?v=yhtBbTz3lGc'
video_id: 'yhtBbTz3lGc'
date: 2026-07-18
duration_sec: 497
channel: 'penguinz0'
---

# It's Actually Here

> Source: [It's Actually Here](https://youtube.com/watch?v=yhtBbTz3lGc)

## Summary

The video documents the creator's long-awaited receipt of a Trump Mobile device, which was a gift from a customer after their own pre-order was never fulfilled. They express frustration with the company's poor customer service, delays, and a data breach, while planning a thorough review with a telecom expert.

### Key Points

- **Device Arrival** [00:02] — The Trump Mobile device finally arrived after being shipped around the world, but it was a gift from a customer, not the creator's own pre-order.
- **Pre-order Never Fulfilled** [00:21] — The creator's original T1 device pre-order was never fulfilled; they believe it fell into the 'backrooms' and will never ship.
- **Unboxing Plans** [01:05] — The creator plans to save the unboxing for a bigger video with friends, and wants to recruit a telecom expert to thoroughly test the device.
- **Scam Attempt** [03:25] — Someone tried to scam the creator by pretending to be Trump Mobile, but the email had spelling and grammar mistakes.
- **Customer Service Issues** [04:04] — The creator made 10+ calls to customer service, but received no helpful information; a promised follow-up never happened.
- **Product Quality Concerns** [04:30] — Based on spoilers, the creator believes the device is 'trash' and the entire business experience has been a headache.
- **Data Breach** [06:51] — Trump Mobile suffered a data breach, adding to the list of failures.
- **Proof of Life** [07:19] — The creator briefly peeks inside the box to confirm the device is there, but refuses to look further, saving the full experience.

### Conclusion

The creator has finally received a Trump Mobile device, but it's a gift, not their pre-order. They plan a comprehensive review with a telecom expert, inviting viewer suggestions for tests.

## Transcript

here. The Trump mobile device, it's finally arrived. This thing must have went around the world six times and back, but it finally made it into my lap. [laughter]
then and then it it actually never came through Trump mobile. Uh big spoilers. Tr- the T1 device that that [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] thing fell into the backrooms, I guess. That order is never
being fulfilled, I don't think. This [snorts] one actually was a gift from a happy Trump mobile customer who felt bad for me, so they had their fun with it. I was actually I was big-time acting, by the way. I actually got tears
I opened the floodgates, and now it And to think that I haven't been recruited to a blockbuster film since The Hunger Games, huh? What a what a tragedy. But um anyway, I
This is a real Trump mobile device. It's It's not empty. I can tell it's not But I refuse to open the sarcophagus yet. Not because I'm afraid of like a mummy's curse or anything, but because I'm saving it to experience it with my
I'm saving it to experience it with my friends. A gift is best experienced with others, the ones that you cherish the most, family and friends. Man, I was acting so hard my body is confused
on the emotions to feel. Yeah, as I said, this isn't my T1 device, the one that I put the hundred clam deposit on to reserve. This isn't Charles White's
T-Mobile device. This came from someone who already used it, rode hard, put away wet, and then offered to send it to me. And well, I been so happy. The Grinch's heart grew three sizes today. So yeah, big shout
Tech Tips for putting this puppy in my lap here. I guess mine's just never coming. I [laughter] I suppose I'm just Squidward Patrick have fun with their Trump mobile devices while I was never going to get
one. That was the plan, I suppose. But put this in your pipe and smoke it, Trump mobile. I did get one. And I can't wait to crack it open, break the seal on it. Well, the seal's broken. You can see
that. The [clears throat] whole ass is prolapsing here, but It's like the Ark of the Covenant to me. It's going to [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] melt my flesh the second I look at it. So like I said, I do want to save this for a bigger video
like actually doing it justice to get into the nitty-gritty. And I know a done that already done that, far smarter than me. But I want to recruit someone and find like [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] John telephone.
telecommunication tech better than anyone else on the planet and I want to put this through the ringer. And then I want to fondle it and do all kinds of stuff to it and and see and see how it responds. I don't know.
with it than just like unbox it and [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] know that I did get it. Except Trump mobile never sent it to me. I still have not received any contact from Trump mobile on the whereabouts of my device.
What the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] man? There was however one dumb [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] out there that tried to scam me pretending to be Trump mobile telling me that telling me that my device was ready to ship, but there was a litany of spelling and grammar
mistakes in there, which I guess cuz I bet half the team's [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] sketchy enough to not respond. It didn't seem official, but that's the only
semblance of contact I've had with anything even loosely adjacent to Trump mobile. I must have put in 10 total calls with their customer service. I think I know the reps better than their own families know them at this point. I
was a frequent flyer there with the the HQ's hotline there. Never got an iota of anything helpful in terms of information. Do you remember in like episode 3 of this journey, one of the customer service reps told me that I'd
be hearing a follow-up in like a month or so about my Trump mobile device and sorted out that way. Well, that didn't happen. That was a [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] lie. Everything that could go wrong with a business I feel like is wrong with Trump
mobile. Like from the product, from everything I've seen about it and I've been trying my best not to spoil it, but I have caught little glimpses of spoilers there with like some of the specs. But I am I am again trying my
I want to be ooh'd and aah'd and surprised and experience it, you know, as a virgin here, the Trump mobile virgin. But from what I've seen, mobile virgin. But from what I've seen, just everything about this is [&nbsp;__&nbsp;]
just everything about this is [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] trash. It was like a year past deadline pushing and pushing and pushing and then for a little while it looked like it and then they eventually I guess relented and just made something to push
I don't know, man. I can confidently say I've never had a worse experience trying to spin my money on something and purchase something. What an grueling
experience. Just a [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] full-blown headache top to bottom. And if not for the generosity of other people who miraculously did receive it, I still would just be here with my dick in my hand and nothing to show for it, down
$100 on an the imaginary Trump mobile device that I picture in my Trump mobile device that I picture in my head. Like I still would have nothing. wonder if they will ever actually ship me something. I'm so curious or send me
an email. Cuz the whole thing is that I need to finish paying for it. I still of the money because I still haven't received my my follow-up email to do so. And there's nothing for me to follow to do it. It's just so garbage. But anyway,
doesn't matter now. Let's Let's not dwell on the negatives. We have dwell on the negatives. We have gold. We have the Tesseract. So, uh probably next week sometime, I'll do a a bigger bigger video with this.
Feel free to comment and let me know all kinds of fun little activities to try it make it as thorough as possible. This [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] might be a [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] 4-hour mega documentary on the Trump mobile device. Just feel free to go hog wild with ideas
some of that. Oh, holy Toledo, one other thing I forgot to mention when going through this montage of misery with the Trump mobile, their [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] data breach. &gt;&gt; [laughter] &gt;&gt; They had a full-blown data breach along
&gt;&gt; They had a full-blown data breach along the way. Just huge security boo-boo. The like actually, I mean it. I think I think everything that could go wrong with a product went wrong with this. And the experience couldn't have been worse
That being said, what could one little peek hurt? I've What What are the odds that they put like a brick in here just to really [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] I I I We've got to at least We've got to confirm, you know, proof of life here.
here. Cuddled on up. It's there. I refuse to look any further. I can see
it sleeping peacefully. I can see that it's resting comfortably. I I know it's here without a doubt. Looks to be in pristine condition. Just waiting for me. But don't don't worry,
princess. Very soon we'll we'll be able to get to know each other. Anyway, I'll stop yapping about yeah, let me know if you have any cool ideas for
ways to test it and things to do with it. It's a [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] phone. &gt;&gt; [laughter] &gt;&gt; But still within reason things to do animal out of it or anything. Anyway, anyway, that's really about it. Yeah.
