[00:03] >> We're making crosswalk buttons culturally correct based on who presses How the hell are you going to do that? It scans. >> Yeah, [music] basically scans DNA and Let's watch the short demo to understand
[00:16] [music] how it works. Okay, let's watch. When a white male presses it >> Crossing requested. Wait. Wait. Wait. Walk sign is on. Please cross now. When an Asian male PRESSES IT >> YOU PRESS BUTTON. WAIT.
[00:29] >> [laughter] >> WHEN A BLACK MALE PRESSES it >> Crossing requested. Oh my god. That's ridiculous. Better move them legs before the DEVIL GET YOU. THIS PRODUCT IS FOR FUTURE PARENTS.
[00:42] Birth rates are falling, so we are making pregnancy fun. Introducing ethnic pregnancy test. What's ethnic pregnancy test? test. What's wrong with that? >> Can I get a scenario where you would use
[00:56] that? Um Chinese edition. If the Rubik's cube comes out solved, you are pregnant. cube comes out solved, you are pregnant. >> [laughter] >> If it takes more than a minute though, the kid might be slow.
[01:17] pregnant. >> [laughter] be gay. This one isn't always 100% accurate because it could also mean that your kid is gay. >> [laughter]
[01:32] >> [laughter] >> That's why we are proud to introduce >> That's why we are proud to introduce thugs that slap. >> Our team of lesbians that will fight for you just one tap away. That's actually
[01:46] >> So instead of you know, putting yourself in harm Basically your homegirl. Oh, [laughter]
[01:58] could always change the name to beat a >> If you guys don't like the name, we could change the name to beat a growth and results in our city? Yeah? Let's make it happen by
[02:13] transitioning our teacher staff from our current diverse lineup to a selective high-achieving team. >> Let's not look at skin color and just >> We didn't look at skin color. They're actually the highest achievers in this
[02:25] area. It'll never fly in Orange County. I'm just telling you that now. I'm just telling you that now. Next. Rest assured, 12% of their salaries will fund their Uber rides to and from schools.
[02:37] It's a new win-win situation. Sharper minds in class and fewer risks on the road. This really sounds racist. I don't know what to believe. He wrote it. It's stupid? >> The whole thing.