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title: 'Offensive Products Prank'
source: 'https://youtube.com/watch?v=GY1R7MRirDA'
video_id: 'GY1R7MRirDA'
date: 2026-07-31
duration_sec: 165
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# Offensive Products Prank

> Source: [Offensive Products Prank](https://youtube.com/watch?v=GY1R7MRirDA)

## Summary

A comedy segment where hosts pitch deliberately offensive app ideas, including an Uber-style service that summons disabled people and a Pokémon-inspired tracker for romantic partners, to a live panel for feedback.

### Key Points

- **Speedy Speds pitch** [00:01] — The hosts introduce an app that lets you use disabled parking spots by summoning disabled people, pitched as an Uber-like service.
- **Speedy Speds logistics** [00:14] — The app summons disabled people to your location; the average arrival time is about 45 minutes, continuing the joke.
- **Beyond parking** [00:29] — The hosts claim the app can also skip lines at Disneyland, and one host says he has used a similar hookup.
- **Uncomfortable reaction** [00:59] — A panelist points out that the joke implies disabled people are slow, saying it makes them uncomfortable.
- **Hokeydex pitch** [01:25] — The next app is a Pokedex-style tracker for women you've been with, allowing users to log new 'catches' and collect legendary types.
- **Crown jewel and verdict** [02:17] — A host reveals his best catch with the highest rating; a panelist approves of the name because it lets you 'track your hoes.'

## Transcript

want your feedback. Ever been jealous of people that get disabled parking spots? >> [laughter] >> Well, now you can use those spots too with speedy speds. >> Oh my god.
>> This is our new app that summons disabled people to you so you get the >> What in the world? >> It's kind of like Uber is the idea with >> How long does it take him to get there? >> Doesn't say. Our average arrival time is
>> I believe the average arrival time would be about 45 [music] minutes because, you >> Yo. >> So from parking at the front of stores to skipping lines at Disneyland, I've actually done this before.
>> He's on that day. >> My son went to Disneyland last weekend. >> They had the hookup? >> the hookup. So he just went and threw >> Uh our agents might be slow, but your life shouldn't be.
>> It was it was just supposed to be funny like they help make your life faster but it was supposed to be like little >> all disabled is slow. >> Makes me feel a little uncomfortable. >> Yeah. Same here.
>> I'm ready to paint that screen black. That's what I deserve. >> I have a cousin that's deaf, too, so I don't >> Okay. Okay, so overall, yes on speedy speds?
>> Next screen. >> Sleeping with women is easy, but keeping track isn't. You know, if there's too many of them. Introducing the Hokeydex, a new app that lets you catch them all.
bottom middle, too. >> You got with her, too? >> She does hold a special place in my >> [laughter] >> Every time you get with a new type of
>> Every time you get with a new type of girl, just log them in your Hokeydex. girl, just log them in your Hokeydex. There's my new catch. And then there are even some legendary types you'll have to collect. So,
types you'll have to collect. So, >> [laughter] from Thailand. >> [laughter]
one. This one is my crown jewel. >> [laughter] >> I mean it's got the highest rating. >> Yeah. This This was the best one. Any feedback on the Hokidex? >> I think it's a great name cuz you've got
track your hoes. >> Okay, yeah. hoes. >> Okay, so overall yeses? >> Okay, for the Click here to see what we presented to them next.