[00:01] I'm beginning to suspect we're not in Jumanji. Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry, don't cry, don't cry. Don't cry. There's so many diseases out here.
[00:13] That guy kept calling me Dr. Braverman, which is the name of my otopedis. So what I'm thinking is I just had another hip surgery and now I'm coming out of it. Of course you are. Because of my reputation and my charisma.
[00:25] It's okay. You can handle this. in real life people love you you can hook up with anyone you want man it is hot out here how is this guy a character in an adventure game but you listen to me i should be the one to post come
[00:41] on no time to waste i'm into you too spencer you are yes yes god you're smart and sweet and cute Yeah, I'm pretty into you.
[00:54] Yo, this thing is insane. Be careful. That body is not a toy. No, it's a machine. No one is going to soap us. Mom, I'm right here. Excuse me? Yeah. Sorry.
[01:06] I leaned over, thought I had to puke, and I didn't. And it came on my backpack. We need the freaking jewel. I know. Did I just kill Eddie by talking too slow? like he always said I would.
[01:20] I'm okay. Where's Aunt Nora? Tyson? Who's Tyson? I'm Tyson. Except I'm a black grown-up.