[00:03] I'd say I'm not proud of what I just purchased, but that'd be a lie. I have become a bit of a Facebook Marketplace fiend, and I saw what I believe to be one of the craziest listings I've experienced thus far. I've always like
[00:19] occasionally glimpsed into the void of marketplace, but I've never had it stare back into me quite like with what I saw here. I couldn't resist. here. I couldn't resist. Sailor's log. October 29th.
[00:34] >> Yep. 29th >> of 2026. We went on a big road trip. >> of 2026. We went on a big road trip. Little goblin ghoul Charles was perusing the Facebook marketplace and found a treasure trove of of goods and and cool
[00:49] loot. Look at that. Look at that fat ass on that CRT back there. Traveled miles. Pioneers. used to ride those babies and [ __ ] So, it was a huge collection of
[01:02] games and all that. I haven't slept at all. I was so excited like a kid on Christmas. I couldn't sleep and and so so he had to drive me and and we we got everything and and now
[01:16] >> What do you mean I had to drive you cuz you didn't sleep? I'm driving anyways. Also, that sorry, the TV makes them think right now that like you got a TV and some games. There is a U-Haul behind us with Danny and Drew and four other
[01:31] us with Danny and Drew and four other cars filled to the brim with games. Not cars filled to the brim with games. Not just games, CRTs, just games, CRTs, uh, [ __ ] Nintendo Power magazines,
[01:43] [ __ ] your grandappy's ashes, bro. This guy had the nuts and it got the whole kitten kaboodleoodle. My retro gaming is going to go wagging. So crazy.
[01:56] And I can't wait for you guys to see. I can't wait for me to see it either. I haven't even seen half the [ __ ] in there. There was like 45 [ __ ] huge boxes filled of crazy things. There's a Defiance collector's edition in there.
[02:10] How not a single soul out there remembers Defiance the game that also had a show that flopped. So the game flopped and then the show flopped and the game. So like what happens in the game happens to the show. [ __ ] no one
[02:25] played the game. So the show had nowhere to go. Like this was like the double whammy MorbiiUs before MorbiiUs. >> That's true. They followed the game. It flopped. So this the show flopped. >> Exactly. And he's got the collector's
[02:37] edition. I've got the collector's edition of that. So much [ __ ] in there. He's got the [ __ ] NES laser eye goggles, man. >> so much [ __ ] We didn't even open all the boxes. We might have gotten scams.
[02:50] don't even know. >> Started throwing [ __ ] in the truck. He said, "Take this, too." >> Yeah. He offered his fish. >> Axelottle, which is insane. >> Well, he didn't offer the axelottle. He
[03:03] He said He said, "You can you can have a axelottle if you want one." offered to let us feed the axelottle. >> Yeah. So, yeah, a lot of cool games. You'll see them all pretty soon. We're going to go through it uh when uh when
[03:16] we get when we get to the to the hub. Man, I >> you're going to go bad, >> bro. My [ __ ] brain is operating with >> bro. My [ __ ] brain is operating with like 300 ping right now. Holy [ __ ] man.
[03:28] All right, we'll see you at the SummerSlam Smackdown in like tminus sometime some amount of minutes in there. Bye-bye. We're not back yet, but I wanted to share a little something in the
[03:43] director's cut of this journey. Bro, I had the wetest dream the other night. >> It was [ __ ] crazy. >> Why is that what goes in this video? >> I don't know. But now, now I'm just sitting here yapping in delirium state.
[03:57] 32year-old man still coming nocturnally the oldfashioned way. It was nuts when I woke up and thought I pissed myself but I was like no that's come it's all
[04:09] >> Were you sure it wasn't pissed? >> No it was way too viscous. >> wait you still have wet dreams tough guy. guy. >> Not really. I I woke up I woke up in the
[04:22] >> Not really. I I woke up I woke up in the middle of a dream last night uh where I was in an abandoned mall. I'm pretty sure the group was there and this is >> Yeah. >> And I'm running around the mall begging
[04:34] >> Oh yeah. >> And I woke up >> like my brain woke me up and was like, "Dude, no, you actually have to piss." I had to pee so badly. I think if I was in that dream for another 30 seconds, I was
[04:48] >> kind of a wet dream. >> Yeah. So, that was a that was a close >> Yes. >> Close shave to a urination dream. ejaculate variety. >> No, I did not have I haven't had one of
[05:02] >> What's a long time? Like weeks. >> Like years. >> How often do you have them? >> Like once every eight months. >> Is it fun? >> Volcanic. No, it's not [ __ ] There's no
[05:17] fun about it. >> Of the adjective volcanic there. >> Why is there nothing fun about it? What's the downside? >> And then you wake up sticky. >> Yeah, I got to change. You feel like a
[05:31] >> Yeah, that's fair. >> So, if there's any 30year-olds still busting and there's >> Yeah. Let us know how often you have w >> Yeah. know that you're not alone. There's there's a whole network of us
[05:45] >> Did you used to get excited to have them or have you never liked having them? >> That's fair. >> I've always hated that [ __ ] head. >> Yeah. You know who probably has the
[05:58] Johnson the vampire. >> Oh, absolutely. >> Oh, absolutely. >> He monitors his uh nighttime boners. remember how we used to play like the Spongebob joystick games on CRTs?
[06:11] >> Yeah. Uh, he probably has one of those in his head where like somebody can play ruddled. >> True. >> True. >> Yeah. But anyway, uh, gaming, you'll see
[06:23] >> Yeah. Lots of games in this collection. >> The game collection is unlike anything you're picturing. I know right now you might not believe me cuz there's just a >> hold one up from down there. Show them Show that top one. I do have a couple.
[06:37] taking you so long to bend over? cuz I'm tired. Sunday Funday. >> Oh my god. >> For play on Nintendo. weren't expecting that. >> You didn't expect the Sunday Funday. You
[06:52] give you another one, too. >> Oh my god. game? >> Yep. Inbox. Well, it's in acrylic, so there could be nothing in this box.
[07:05] >> Yeah, that's right. >> Also, we're joking about the scale. They were awesome. They were the [ __ ] best guys, dude. They were so sweet. guys, dude. They were so sweet. >> All right, see you soon.
[07:17] >> I didn't know how to properly house this amount of stuff. And it's not just like junk or anything. It is an unbelievable collection of games that I
[07:31] stacked floor to ceiling across multiple rooms of my house that fully filled them out. I only took like a picture, but it's just this in multiple rooms. Floor
[07:43] it's just this in multiple rooms. Floor to ceiling games, unlimited games. A to ceiling games, unlimited games. A like every game, in fact, really. So, uh, I I only went through a few of the boxes with my friends cuz we were kind
[07:56] we were finding. I'll show you some of that, but I still haven't even gone through all of it. >> All right. In in one of our boxes, Matt, >> I have no idea what's in this. >> Oops. Oops. Poops. Poops. Poops.
[08:08] >> There's no way. >> So much better than titties. >> You will scream. You will scream. >> You're going to love it. >> Oh god. What?
[08:20] >> I saw I saw the beginning. This is Sky Does Minecraft. Does Minecraft. >> It's sign Sky Does Minecraft.
[08:34] >> That made it worth it immediately. Oh my god. I think it's one of 1,000. >> Imagine if everything in all the other boxes was worth like maybe $1,000.
[08:46] >> Now we start looking. Everything signed by Scott. guy earlier, I think. >> No, that wasn't it. That wasn't it. >> Isn't that a cool little treasure?
[09:01] >> And that's only the first step. Imagine what else we could run. Oh boy. knife downstairs. >> Oh, we got to get the knife. Swear >> Yeah, that's going to Well, >> above the mantle right there.
[09:16] >> Holy [ __ ] >> Wait, you should do that and then you should put like a little like LED frame around the part that >> genuinely one of my favorite games ever. >> They actually just modded that on the PC
[09:28] the combat. >> That's This box is stink. I don't know if you can smell the incredible dust and age inside this box. plastic. >> Chelsea brought this up.
[09:44] >> Yeah, >> this was in this box. boxes. >> It came with the poster, I think. >> It was like a horror poster. >> Nice.
[09:59] >> going to kill me. I'm going to die now. out. >> legitimately like an amazing box. [ __ ] sealed Majora's Mask. >> This What is this? >> Guys, we don't have to worry about
[10:13] beating the game. >> I have the answer right here. >> Yep. >> I miss those days. >> We have this to
[10:27] to >> the older versions. Game genius. >> Oh my god. Wait, that's crazy. Actually, >> what if you hooked both? this out. >> I know. Look at this. Who are you?
[10:39] are you >> in the box? >> Sealed in the box. Wait, >> there's stuff at the very bottom. >> Oh, yeah. That's a Sonic, >> guys.
[10:53] >> Whoa. Whoa. >> There are boobs after all. Oh, >> He found the mouse. He found the mouse. >> I found the mouse for the snow was >> Wait, >> High on Life was on the original Xbox.
[11:06] >> Wow. >> Are these That's not for like a solidarity. >> That's not high on Look, dude. I know >> What is this, though? It's a like a making of I don't know why they need to
[11:21] make it. >> I've also never seen a VHS one of one of the best games ever made. >> That is that is a >> I have I have Blitz 2002. >> Yeah.
[11:36] >> Oh, these are your games. >> Yeah, those are mine. >> Mhm. All right, I'll stop looking at those.
[11:49] >> Okay, bye Matt. >> Matt, you hurt my feelings. >> Which games were newer? >> I'll let you play the Mission Impossible N64 game. Thanks. He wants to play the Perfect Dark game from back in the day.
[12:04] N64, here's >> Zach has been waiting all day for the packages at my door after I finally said, "Just come over here." 2 minutes >> send them home. Send them home. Send them home. Of course. Go back, guys.
[12:17] >> Cruising around. >> Sealed. >> That's cool. >> Holy [ __ ] >> Oh my god. >> Oh yeah, please.
[12:31] >> You want to disintegrates? >> It's a CD. >> Oh yeah, she's in there. >> Oh my god. >> Yep. Oh, thank God we >> C I
[12:47] >> And you're going to play every single one of these games in its entirety forever. >> I'm going to play I am going to play them all. That's for sure. >> I certainly won't 100% of it, but I am
[13:01] playing. >> Oh, is that is the N64 in there or is >> Oh, this is this is chalk full, buddy. Holy. Holy. >> All right. Good news. Good news.
[13:14] new Pikachu? >> I already asked if he had the mic. He >> I know. >> Does he have the mic baby? >> What? >> I don't know. He just Mario 64. Huh?
[13:29] >> I still have my Super Mario 64. >> Oh, okay. >> That's old. >> Yeah. These are That was cool. >> Did it really? Oh,
[13:41] Oh, >> come on. Stick to Wait, wait. >> Smells like the '9s. >> Oh [ __ ] >> Oh my god. Pokemon. >> That was one of my favorite games ever.
[13:53] >> I don't want to smell. >> It smells like inside of Chuck-E-Cheese. >> Oh, why would you want >> It still smells like the '9s. >> Oh, not really. >> I guess it was released the curse of the
[14:07] movie. Curse of Rob. >> Nice. >> Let me get it. >> Get in there, dude. >> Here. Here.
[14:20] >> Circuit Pro Bowling was not as good as the other one. I'm looking Oh, it's >> Best bowling game ever. Milo's Astro Lines. >> That [ __ ] slides. >> Oh, yeah.
[14:33] >> Oh, yeah. >> Shaquille O'Neal. Wow. NICE. THAT'S HUGE. >> You know, we're all thrown down, right? >> Did he call racist? >> What is it?
[14:46] >> What is it? >> Oh, hybrid heaven. This was my on uh on stream for like three years. I had a hybrid heaven reference.
[14:59] two crazy ones. >> Oh, Mario Party 2. Oh, double seven. I >> Yeah, man. >> I mean, I still have a lot of >> still a lot of these >> Mike Tyson's Punch Out. I think we
[15:12] already owns all these. >> He's just like, "Yeah, I got that. I got >> Tonic Trouble. >> Okay. Punch Out's in there. Good. Tonic Troubles. >> Yeah, whatever, dude.
[15:26] >> I bought it just so no one else could have it. What' you find? >> No, I was appalled at you forcing scared
[15:39] >> Can you take this out? >> I can't just kick ass. >> I think this one's all like the PS2 games and stuff. I don't remember >> Oh, baby. >> Oh, baby.
[15:54] >> Oh, baby. >> SPIDER-MAN. >> Yeah. >> Filter 2,
[16:08] >> bro. This is three boxes out of like 60. >> Sorry. >> Yes. >> Mario Kart Bubblegum. And we're all >> I'm ready. >> It looks appetizing.
[16:22] >> that's the flavor. >> Oh, it's a CD. >> That's three That's three pieces of bubble gum. come out? >> 2001.
[16:36] >> It might have been three. >> You know the crazy thing. >> Yeah. >> Oh, the bubblegum is from 2006. >> No, be shy. Open it up. >> And
[16:49] >> come on. On top of that, Topps Major League 1988 baseball card. >> Yeah. Open that [ __ ] up. >> All right. You sure? What?
[17:04] >> So, to give you the stakes, a Mickey Mantel card just sold for 50 mil. >> From 1988. >> No. >> Yeah. Tell me where. Also, there's bubble gum in this, too. We got gum all
[17:17] >> Yes. Gum. That's >> I'm guming everywhere, I think. >> Oh, this is going to be huge. I have >> a nice little stain on the back. That's to see. >> Maybe a little water damage, which is
[17:30] >> The nice thing is they put the gum just right on top. >> Oh, is there a line in it? >> You know, it's burnt. Maybe >> that might be mold. >> That seems unsafe. All right. I don't
[17:44] >> Uh, yeah. I don't know what the pack anybody does. >> My braids. >> Wait. Wade. >> That's a very notable player. Holy [ __ ]
[17:57] >> Magikard moment. >> What's the Cameo? I think Wade Bogs is >> Oh, good. >> No, the condition. >> I think you're looking for >> Don Mattingly.
[18:09] >> Dave Winfield. >> Yeah, but what about Bugs? >> good stick. >> Don Donslat. >> No way. That's somebody's real name. >> That's an awesome day.
[18:22] >> That's crazy. Dave Palmer, >> Shane Mack, Tim Reigns, Ken Dixon, Mike.
[18:34] >> Oh, >> well, check on the Wade Bogs. 1988. >> Yeah, it should be couple$100,000. >> Imagine it is. >> We can bundle it with a gun. >> Here, you can have it.
[18:48] >> That's gross. >> Get ready. PSA 10. $29. >> Got your money back. >> Not bad. >> Inspect the gadget goes crazy. >> Oh, that's what you were talking about.
[19:02] >> No, that's not defiance. >> Oh, that's where you be wrong. >> Check this out. >> Is it Defiance? >> It is Defiance. >> Yeah, that would have been good. and
[19:18] >> Oh, it's a PlayStation. I thought it was an Xbox. >> No, it's PlayStation. >> Oh, I thought it was an Xbox as well. >> Yeah, you can rock your Defiance bag so that way all the Defiance heads can be
[19:33] >> The best part is is no matter No matter the console. >> Yes. >> This is a Switch case. >> Switch case. >> Is that PlayStation?
[19:46] >> Oh my gosh. >> Wo. >> Oh, brand new. >> Wait, does it say how how big? One one >> Also, >> up to 16.
[19:59] >> This is probably the most nostalgic game we could have found. I played the [ __ ] out of this on Super Nintendo. >> That is a banger. I'm pretty >> I was going to say I'm pretty sure this one's also empty, but it's not.
[20:18] >> this is 199. >> Do you want the handsome one000? >> You actually got a good angle. >> Monopoly. >> There it is. >> That game is impossible, isn't it?
[20:40] >> Oh, Sim City. >> True golf. Why we >> Batman Returns. >> Banger alert. What? The Star Trek. Fortune. >> Oh, god.
[20:55] seen. >> There's way better game shows over on the other channel. You already know. >> Monopoly. Is that just a PS1 slid in the side of the >> moment? Mario's time.
[21:09] >> Wa. Oh, it's the >> It's a fight stick. >> [ __ ] Third Strike on that [ __ ] the green?
[21:22] >> It's a plushy >> plushy or is it a onesie? >> Loose memory card. Someone >> Oh, it is. >> Oh my god, it is. >> Oh, nice.
[21:34] Halloween? >> You've already got a hat on it, >> man. This is like putting a hat on a hat on top like super lice. nothing to beat. >> Oh, it's a perfect
[21:49] >> Wow. >> Well, that's the one lice. The >> What is one lice called? >> Louse. A one louse. >> for the five seconds. >> I think I'm touching it with my hand.
[22:01] >> I think I'm touching it with my hand. >> You just ruined your scalp for years. Well, he never >> he didn't want to put a hat on a hat. >> he didn't want to put a hat on a hat. >> The bomber man.
[22:14] >> Oh, dude. My grandpa used to play this game with me. game with me. >> Did he actually sound? >> He used to put this game in and cry.
[22:29] >> Yeah, loose memory cards. Oh, we can steal so much. steal so much. >> Guys, I I I I simply must go. But if you guys see worms, >> we'll tell you.
[22:43] worms. >> And then maybe the game, too. >> I saw the fight. That's all I need. >> I was expecting
[22:56] package. >> I lied. That one surprised you guys. >> Danny found these. >> Wa. >> replica. >> The games are in there. But
[23:12] >> Cool though. >> Yeah. But the box. >> Yeah, >> they're real. Everything's real. >> It's all It's all >> It's all real.
[23:29] >> I know him. >> Good memories is a classic. >> There's triangles. >> Did you know Vampire Hunter D had its own game? >> What the [ __ ] dude?
[23:43] >> What the freak? >> Leaping Lemurs. >> Yep. Tony, >> I still have this in my collection, >> Sim City 2000. >> Oh, no. It's there.
[23:57] >> It's half one. Well, one of them is >> half of them. Y. Scooby-Doo. >> Scooby-Doo and the Cyber Chase. I love >> What's the big box?
[24:10] >> What the hell? Square. >> A lot of good Twisted. >> Twisted Middle. >> I still need to play that. >> Fantastic. What the [ __ ] was that one like
[24:24] characters? >> What skate around? >> Goofy. Goofy. Goofy. >> Memory unlocked. Fantastic. Funny. >> Oh, wa. >> Resident Evil director.
[24:38] >> Oh, it's three. >> Oh, and two more. >> Nice. >> Nice. >> We're moving.
[24:50] >> How you feeling right now, Charles? >> Feeling much better now that I found XS Junior League Dodge. Extra small Junior League Dodge. is the only one you wanted this collection for, right? It was like,
[25:03] kids? >> Oh, you don't know? >> No. >> They're like X normal size. >> These are going to >> Man and Conquer Red Alert.
[25:16] >> Project Overkill. I think this is a empty PlayStation box. >> Final Fantasy 9. We still have that. >> Tiny to Adventures. Pluckucky Bigs Adventure. >> BT the Extra Planetary Interplanetary
[25:32] >> Exactly. Did you just go by just Pong. >> Yeah, Pong. >> It's back. >> Pong. The next level. >> Pong. The next level. >> This is a bunch of 2002 sports games
[25:44] >> Plan of the Apes. Oh, Parasite Eve. >> Yes. Oh my god, we're online. >> I didn't know they had AI image gener >> I don't recognize that guy. >> That guy is crazy.
[25:57] >> International track and field. >> Lucky. >> Lucky Luke. >> Inspector Tekken 2. >> Inspector Tekken 2. >> Yes.
[26:12] Oh, >> I don't think I've ever heard of Hexon. >> I found a whole pinball machine. >> Wow. >> Oh, baby. >> Oh, the OG Harry Potter game.
[26:28] >> Oh, I played that a bunch. >> So did I. This has a cool speedrun. >> Yeah. >> Dragon Ball Z. >> Dino Crisis. I still need to play Dino Crisis. Digimon. Oh, Digimon Rebel
[26:42] Crisis. Digimon. Oh, Digimon Rebel Arena. I played this game so much. Oh my of the [ __ ] And then you get Dark War Greymon. Wow. This game's awesome.
[26:55] >> Oh, Darkstalkers. This has a Morgana in it and she >> Is this where is this where she's from? >> I think so. >> Yeah, >> dude. Renamon in this game is [ __ ]
[27:09] Warp. >> Nice. >> What are these? >> Magikart moment. Cool berser. Cool borders too. >> Battle arena. Toshinden.
[27:27] >> Eight. I love eight. These are interesting games. >> What is that? >> Forsaken. Oh, >> thought that that was new. No. >> Well, how many fishing games do you
[27:42] >> Never enough. >> Yeah, never enough. >> I've never seen a PlayStation game quite like this. >> Eight strike. >> Battle Arena Toshinda.
[27:54] >> In case you lost one, >> Chronocross. >> Oh, backyard soccer. It's like the Oh, >> you know the backyard baseball and all
[28:08] them. Matt still makes references to uh Billy like ketchup. >> Oh, Strider, too. >> Oh, Strider. >> I love Strider.
[28:23] Strider's so good. >> Well, this I like that. This character looks so >> according to Jesse, Patrick Stewart just >> What? No. >> Why are you gonna be bad news on retro
[28:35] game, dude? you could catch some like very brief glimpses at another thing that was a part of this collection. A giant magazine rack with tons and tons
[28:47] and tons of Nintendo Power magazines as well as some uh strategy guides for some old games. So, that was like a cool little bonus. I used to love the old strategy guides when I was a kid because I thought the art in them was super cool
[29:03] and it was nice to learn about upcoming games. So that was like extremely nostalgic that I didn't expect at all. Like when I tell you this collection was Like when I tell you this collection was like a massive treasure trove of gaming.
[29:16] It's not just games. It's even just game adjacent things from back in the day. adjacent things from back in the day. It's very very cool. I still have an unbelievable amount of boxes that have been unexplored as of right now. Uh, we
[29:30] went through a few boxes for like an hour and some change and uh I think I'm just going to start going through like a lot of them on stream maybe. But what I've already found is wild. So I'll start sharing that with you. Like it's
[29:45] so many consoles. It's so many like collectibles. Obviously so many games. Like some really amazing games like mint condition on some of them. It's a like I
[29:57] I can't express enough how wild the collection is. I am so excited because there's so much retro gaming that I I'm planning on doing and have been doing on the gaming channel and will continue to do so. And this just elevated it to a
[30:10] new level. I now have so many consoles too, like a Turbo Graphics. I got a Turbo Graphics games that I'm excited for. Aaron was extremely excited about Bonk in particular. like just so much cool [ __ ] man. This has been gold that
[30:27] I found on Facebook Marketplace. So, I kind of wanted to just share that with you briefly. And uh like I said, I'll probably go through like the rest of the tubs on stream so we can all be surprised together with uh whatever we
[30:39] find. Anyway, though, uh that's really about it. So, yeah.