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title: '100 Sacks of Wheat || Rajasthani Marwari Haryanvi Comedy Video'
source: 'https://youtube.com/watch?v=RWn26Nr_xiE'
video_id: 'RWn26Nr_xiE'
date: 2026-07-26
duration_sec: 874
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# 100 Sacks of Wheat || Rajasthani Marwari Haryanvi Comedy Video

> Source: [100 Sacks of Wheat || Rajasthani Marwari Haryanvi Comedy Video](https://youtube.com/watch?v=RWn26Nr_xiE)

## Summary

A humorous skit set in rural India where two characters engage in heated bargaining over wheat prices. The dialogue is filled with exaggerated threats and comedic misunderstandings, typical of Rajasthani Marwadi Haryanvi comedy videos.

### Key Points

- **Opening Bargain** [00:37] — One character insists on buying wheat at ₹3500 per quintal, but the seller demands ₹5000, leading to a comedic back-and-forth.
- **Price Dispute** [03:05] — The seller mentions his mother-in-law fixed the price at ₹4000, but the buyer claims market rate is ₹5000, causing confusion.
- **Final Negotiation** [10:25] — After much argument, they agree on a price of ₹3900 per quintal, with the buyer threatening to walk away.

### Conclusion

The skit ends with the characters reaching a tentative agreement, highlighting the humorous side of agricultural trade negotiations.

## Transcript

brother, the whole show was over, now it's better to choco nago, I'll give it a try [laughter] Pat Patal, oh this Patal, please satisfy me so that you can take it away, I had booked it oh this Patal, please satisfy me so that you can take it away, I had booked it many times,
many times, oh I told you brother, I can take it for 10 days, oh I told you brother, I can take it for 10 days, I have a guarantee of 10 days, so take it today itself, tomorrow I will sell the long distance
take it today itself, tomorrow I will sell the long distance account, at least wait for 10 days, account, at least wait for 10 days, take that, oh what can you do uncle, take the Gudda, you have booked take that, oh what can you do uncle, take the Gudda, you have booked 50 kg five times, the
50 kg five times, the price is 3500, you will lose 000 rupees, you will sell it for ₹000 per quintal, you will get caught, baa too, oh ye, what will you get
caught, I mean, be careful, if all the wheat is sold for ₹500 per quintal, then take the money, it's wheat is sold for ₹500 per quintal, then take the money, it's good, who will take it, deal with it, give ₹1 as a gambler, now you tell me who will pay your ₹1 as a gambler
in the end  I am the Patel of the village, hey you are a fool, do the work of five people and give the other one for 551 [sound of clearing throat] now you [sound of clearing throat] now you tell me why sell wheat for 3500 rupees when it costs
tell me why sell wheat for 3500 rupees when it costs 500 rupees which is not priced anywhere 500 rupees which is not priced anywhere in the world, where can I sell it for 000 rupees a quintal why do you do even a single thing
I sell it for 000 rupees a quintal why do you do even a single thing if the Pir wala takes it away then it's fine, if he doesn't take it then it's if the Pir wala takes it away then it's fine, if he doesn't take it then it's fine, buy it for 000 rupees a quintal, if I buy it for fine, buy it for 000 rupees a quintal, if I buy it for
and I will pray for it, yes please pray for it, what is the mother goddess doing, you have pulled it out, you asked me, I am not you, oh I told you, brother, you made a mistake, go ahead and kill the house too
and kill the house too [laughs] then [laughs] then if the price is less then sell it for 4000 rupees my mother-in-law would have
thought that my mother-in-law would have fixed the price and said take it away my mother-in-law, then it is fine, take it away my mother-in-law, then it is fine, you work hard the whole day you work hard the whole day in the afternoon  I have made a lavani, give me only this much stuff, if
someone sells it for less then I will give it to you, okay, even then the price is 44000 rupees, whoever is
asking in the market is selling it for 500 rupees a quintal, you still charged 4000 rupees, that is a big deal, I have only charged 3800 quintals for Jesus [laughs], at least [laughs], at least take 4000 rupees, I have counted that I have
take 4000 rupees, I have counted that I have killed you, you don't give it to me, it's a killed you, you don't give it to me, it's a small matter, take it home,
make tea, take cold water, keep it in the fridge, cook it for a while, take one,
yes, shoulder, quickly, shoulder, hey, what are you worried about, brother, the storm has covered the life, the [ __ ] has got up and is leaving, hey and
Kotiya [sound of clearing throat] [sound of clearing throat] oh hey, chotiya, hey, look, Dada, hey,
come, oh, Bapu's [ __ ], run up, dance, you should do the up, dance, you should do the work, run, wear
work, run, wear new clothes on your feet, and new clothes on your feet, hold on, if you find someone, hold on,
first of all, the first bait is expensive, ₹500 a man, first bait is expensive, ₹500 a man, come on [laughs] hey, catch it properly, yes, wait, wait, hey, do it right, wait, hey, don't do it wrong, yes, yes, let's go, just go, and hey, Lambo, come on,
right, wait, hey, don't do it wrong, yes, yes, let's go, just go, and hey, Lambo, come on,
yes, and [laughs] come on, let's go, just
kill me, brother, what have you done, what have you done, you have ruined the whole thing, you have caused a loss of ₹100, oh, go ahead, the
net will be ruined, and if you like to harm the earner, then ruin the earnings, then get it done,
catch it, go and mix it, father, you hit me, I'm father, you hit me, I'm talking
storm, ouch, Barbu, he has covered the entire bathing area, he has covered the storm, ouch, Barbu, he has covered the entire bathing area, he has covered the entire bathing area, so
Bapu, you wear a helmet, wear a helmet, hey, go and wash the helmet, hey, go and wash the water, friend, hey, Kamala, my vest
[sound of clearing throat] I am full, I am full, put it down  Give it oh yes oh yes yes my daughter is buying
yes my daughter is buying so
oh friend bring the tractor I feel like Ramesh oh friend take the tractor friend take the tractor come
ok oh oh oh oh oh Ramesh oh yes oh friend Ramesh oh yes oh friend
you also sit down oh friend I will sit in the tea ok ok oh friend I will sit in the tea ok ok Maya brother wheat must be garbage oh yes
wheat would be good friend 100 means one 1100 sack is full 1100 sacks are full I means one 1100 sack is full 1100 sacks are full I cut 501 so what about now 100 one cut 501 so what about now 100 one sack was lying friend it was 1100 sacks and 500 will be
sack was lying friend it was 1100 sacks and 500 will be patient friend half will be left friend go to in-laws house ok ok so friend you need money also you take the cutting if you want it then kill in-laws
take the cutting if you want it then kill in-laws ok and 100 naal is full in the land if some one breaks so one sack 400 sacks then it is
sack 400 sacks then it is fine brother so see
go stand there Let's go to the market and pay 22 rupees brother Ramesh friend I bought wheat in the market hey so
brother Ramesh friend I bought wheat in the market hey so yes tell me tell me one price tell me
one price tell me ₹000 quintal [Music] [Music] How are you brother brother if I told you ₹4000 then what should I do
now friend give them ₹1200 less so that your wheat also gets sold hey Ramesh your wheat also gets sold hey Ramesh oh hey
you have put a price of 4000 you have torn the curtain of Krishna friend you were there and if you don't send it then I will take more hey Ramesh hey you
also come on tell me brother I will give it hey you say brother what should I tell you for 401 less hey you say brother what should I tell you for 401 less hey then brother be neutral let's say 50 less
then brother I will tell you the fixed rate I will tell you black what will you give 200 less in 4000 tell you black what will you give 200 less in 4000 friend there will be 200 less friend if it is for 3900  Don't even bother me, don't even bother me, friend, I will
friend there will be 200 less friend if it is for 3900  Don't even bother me, don't even bother me, friend, I will eat a little, then do one thing, yes, I will not bother you, friend, then give me ₹850, then see, give me
then see, give me
take the vaji vaji dance, take the wheat, take the tractor, take it out today, today, you show me first and come, give me a
you show me first and come, give me a little thrashing, friend, oh little thrashing, friend, oh
cut me, friend, I have now crossed by giving eggs,
hit, friend, at least see, in Ramesh's place, you also do it,
Ramesh's place, you also do it, come and tell me, friend, choko, see today, oh no, then what come and tell me, friend, choko, see today, oh no, then what [sangeet] exactly, yes, not less, then do one thing, yes,
yes, give me 550 sacks, now see, if you have 150 give me 550 sacks, now see, if you have 150 sacks, then 50 sacks, then take 100 eggs, take sacks, then 50 sacks, then take 100 eggs, take 200, 400 from the farm,
200, 400 from the farm, you call for it [sangeet] get the vehicle loaded, then pay the money today itself, I will take the interest  If I don't agree then friend, then give me
yes four [laughs] but if there is any leftover Pato, yes I will give that, if I agree then it is fine, come let's do it on time too friend, fine, come let's do it on time too friend, I will come, yes take it then