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title: 'entendendo a genialidade do pablo marçal'
source: 'https://youtube.com/watch?v=eJASVLSFkdI'
video_id: 'eJASVLSFkdI'
date: 2026-07-26
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# entendendo a genialidade do pablo marçal

> Source: [entendendo a genialidade do pablo marçal](https://youtube.com/watch?v=eJASVLSFkdI)

## Summary

This video is a satirical commentary on Pablo Marçal, a controversial Brazilian coach known for his exaggerated self-help techniques and outlandish stories. The speaker mocks Marçal's claims, such as clapping backwards to unlock potential, fighting sharks with paperclips, and performing miracles while wakeboarding, highlighting the absurdity of his teachings.

### Key Points

- **Introduction to Pablo Marçal** [00:01] — The speaker receives a DM about Pablo Marçal, initially mistaking him for a singer. He describes watching a video of Marçal making people cry and clap backwards, calling it 'satanic'.
- **The Jaguar Technique** [01:09] — Marçal claims that when facing a jaguar, you should make yourself look like a larger animal and pretend to be a bird, because jaguars don't eat birds. The speaker mocks this as absurd.
- **The Expensive Lunch** [02:01] — Marçal charges R$10,000 for lunch. The speaker contrasts this with a R$15 lunchbox, questioning the value. A hater confronts Marçal about paying R$5,000 for a mediocre meal with rice and stroganoff.
- **Biblical References and Violence** [03:01] — Marçal uses a biblical analogy, referencing Jesus overturning tables, and then escalates to violent imagery with knives and dynamite, causing panic among attendees. The speaker criticizes his lack of emotional intelligence.
- **Helicopter Pilot and Wakeboarding Miracles** [04:46] — Marçal claims to pilot helicopters, calling himself a 'baby' pilot despite five years of training. He then tells a story of surviving a car crash and later standing up on a wakeboard on his first try, attributing it to visualizing water working for him and multiplying fish like Jesus.
- **Shark Attack with a Paperclip** [07:31] — Marçal recounts fighting a shark by punching its nose, then using a paperclip to gouge its eye and pull out its brain. The speaker finds this story highly implausible and amusing.
- **Robot Coach and Horse Fantasy** [10:31] — A fan suggests copying Marçal's brain into a Chinese robot, creating a robotic coach. The speaker imagines a Marçal-branded Alexa that insults users. Marçal also tells a story of controlling a horse with his mind, turning it into Pegasus and a car.
- **Conclusion and Final Roast** [13:01] — The speaker notes that Marçal has more courses than SENAI and is called a liar. He wishes he could confront Marçal in person to tell him some home truths.

### Conclusion

The video systematically dismantles Pablo Marçal's persona as a 'genius' coach, exposing his claims as exaggerated, nonsensical, and often dangerous. It serves as a humorous critique of the self-help industry's worst excesses.

## Transcript

a DM from Felca talking about Pablo Marsal. What is that? The singer? Felca, that's What is that? The singer? Felca, that's Pablo Vittar, Pablo Marsal is a coach. Coach, I want to motivate myself. Where is he? I went to see an arm doing wheelies on a wheelbarrow on a stage, on the
other side a woman crying, turned upside down, wanting to be grateful. It's weird, that's that satanism. How am I going to be inspired by that? It's something satanic. I'll see more, but he said it's super powerful, you pretend to be [ __ ], you start
drooling, powerful technique. The guy closes me, I do this: Wow, what technique is that? I'm not understanding it, is it? And Felca, what is it? he's saying? What's the code? Let him do Last Chance. How, how, tarara?
He charges another 10,000 to have lunch with him. I say: Wow, 10,000, I ask for my food. R$ 15 for the lunchbox, it comes complete. Do n't people know that it's more than...  Cheap is lunch techniques, what technique do I need to learn to eat lunch? Just pick up the fork,
no, he does other techniques, like pretending to be [ __ ], making faces like you're stupid, I already know how to do that too, no, you have to watch to in-depth research on Pablo Marçal and what I understood was the following: if there is a
hierarchy among weird coaches, this Pablo Marçal is the Boss. When a jaguar animal in front of it. If you are a human being, you will turn your back and run. It caught you, you will make a crazy face, you will scream and grab your upper limbs and you
demonstrate that you are a much bigger animal. You will pick up branches, you will that you are a bird. The jaguar doesn't like birds, it doesn't eat birds. You will bigger animal and you will go after it. This song is for the crazy guy saying he's going
seems to me...  "You have to laugh, otherwise you'll start crying." Hater confronts Pablo Marcel live. "Oh my God, you say that every now and then you have your villain. Oh my God, now it's over for him. No. Look, Pablo reviewed everything he said in his life. Not
his little voice. What do you want with this? It's not going to hurt, is it? All that's missing is for the guy to say where Jubilee's house is. I paid R$5,000 for lunch with you. It starts with 'how? Yes?' Oh, he messed up. It started with 'Yes.' It was like, 'Wow, this game is difficult. How? How? What do you
was like, 'Wow, this game is difficult. How? How? What do you Prove it to me. You don't want money, just soul. I'll prove it to you. You wake up at 4:59 every day. Yes, so keep waking up. Or I wouldn't let you. I wouldn't let you. But what do you
want with this? King Bolsonar, give it back. I paid R$5,000 for lunch. Yes, the paid R$5,000 for lunch. Yes, the food was bad. There was rice. Oh, there was rice. Look what there was. There was But rice isn't tasty. What are you complaining about? It was 5,000 reais, rice, well
prepared, fresh. Sometimes we don't forget, it even gets to us."  Even wanting to repeat the warm, creamy stroganoff, complaining with a full belly, darling, full of delicious rice, hitting those 5000, you have to eat five pots of
stroganoff, that big pot of lunch, and arrive with... you would pay 5000 for lunch to whom? To a beggar? Do you have the courage to pay 5000 to eat with a beggar? What is this guy talking about, man? This is very strange, doing bad things here,
temple door? Oh, he freaked out, freaked out, revealed himself, what happened? Who did this? So revealed himself, what happened? Who did this? So calm down, what is
people are afraid of dying, we do this here passing by... Stay calm, man, don't kill, please, but he broke everything at the temple door, you know what he did, but you know what he did, but he took out a
knife, everyone, Pablo, Pablo, please, we don't know what he did, okay? Your father gave an example, Pablo, he took out a knife and stabbed the first person he saw, don't take it.  "Oh, I understood, I had understood. He grabbed it, stuck it
in his head, and I already understood, Pablo. An example had become clear. He was already holding knives, and he was all over it. Then he took the knife, turned to the others, and the general commotion was like that, Pablo. I had understood, please, what happens, people?
Let me explain. Back then there weren't guns, right? But if there were, even if there was a knife like that, he would kill everyone, you know? Then bang bang, that crazy thing, people please?' Did you understand? The first time, it's my daughter, my daughter is on
stage, for God's sake, someone grab her, that massacre, that snail, and I'll show you what he would do, people. It's important to give the example, PR, to get into your mindset. He already arrived with the whip. 'Zeal for
your house has consumed me. Be angry, but do not sin.' What did he do? He exploded, he exploded. Oh, Pablo, don't give the example of the bomb, please, for God's sake, everyone had already understood. Don't put
dynamite in that place, there are too many children, let me tell you."  Saying something is no, you don't know, you already spoke, how do you have Emotional Intelligence? To know, one day a lady in the back... I turned her around,
sued me in that speech, she could have already said that she had to speak, damn, speak too, let me tell you something, what's your name Letícia, speak more, wow, how pleasant, even T for his show is a lecture, right? Where do you buy the ticket, girl? Poor
question, a month to practice in the mirror, imagining the perfect moment when she's talking to Pablo Marçal. Months practicing in the mirror, when I get there I'll talk to Pablo Marçal. What a dream, when the time comes you won't speak
yet, poor thing. You won't speak anymore, poor thing, I feel so sorry for her now, if she wants to talk to me... Ah, I'm all ears, you know, angel, I'll answer time to develop a lot, okay? Dear, when the helicopter is talking,
I look at the guy who is  A baby in the cockpit, I look at him and say, "Calm down, baby." For those who don't know, I also pilot. Wow, this Pablo is too brave, man, baby? Wow, I would never get into a helicopter piloted by a baby.
five years of training. A baby doesn't even know how to walk, he hasn't even reached the buttons that are written on? Honestly, I don't even know if he can reach the pedal to how is he going to see the panel? He wo n't see, it's too complex, much
easier to get an adult pilot. I'm calm, your pilot, I crash a car inside Interlagos, it's 120 km/h, I crash a car, die, and come back to life, a rescue him, there, my head is out of the
head, give it four staples, I start breathing again, then relief, I say, "I'm Paulo holding my head and flying, the way I go, I go to heaven.  I thank God and today, for the first time, I went wakeboarding. And I always hear
stand up on the board on their first try. But I have a good, it's because I know what it means to mess up and get in sync. The Marcos, and I'd say, "Marcos, do it like this," and I'd make a mistake. I'd say, "I'm already
my turn. I grabbed that thing, and when the boat started water works for me!" When I saw it, I stood up. I saw Marcos Paulo's face, I saw Carol's face, I saw the pilot's face. But how did I stand up? I
took one hand off, got on the wave, got off the board, and walked through the water, visualizing that the water was working for me. As I stepped on the water, I said, "I started performing miracles. All that water turned to wine, the sea
fish jumped, and I started multiplying. One fish became a thousand, the multiplying too much!"  I messed up, I started to visualize the fish, work my foot, in my hand, carrying me, I was flying upwards, to Vitinha, a bunch of
fish were talking to me, saying, " Pablo, you are the only begotten son of God." gills, I went down to the bottom, just like I was down, when I tried to breathe, I saw that I was breathing in the sea, and when
saying, "This is your new home, like this: Clap your hands like this, it, right? Clap your hands backwards, a powerful technique that is clapping." I've never seen anyone say this, I'm liking it, normal people clap like this, right?
Backwards clapping is only for fools who want to live, you understand? The guy wants to live like this, I even thought I had to breathe, the guy closes me, I do this, do you know what this is, clapping backwards? I clap like this, Pablo, look,
clap like this, Pablo, look, look, you, you're the fool, I'm most of the time? Look, sorry, and leave. If n't appreciate all that kindness. I'd hit myself, say "reset, son of a [ __ ]!" The
punch its snout. This is very sensitive for sharks, but your hand off while it's eating. You give it a snout punch again, look here. I like it's nothing, brother. Sorry to say, but it's tough. No way! Did you see what
eating papaya, you'll be thinking about punching the shark's nose, turning it into its eyes, you won't even know where the shark is. It'll think your hand is damn, my hand is coming out! When the shark doesn't stay still, it keeps
shark and let it [ __ ] you, just finish it off at once. Paying 50,000 to see a must have learned, didn't you? You knew? Not knowing this will make you lose your will never applaud the laughter of the fool, always under any kind of
instruction, excellent, ah, simple instructions. If a lion stops in will die because you don't know what you have to do. You are weak in so many things you should. Ah, this guy is tough, huh? Man, worse than that, the other
real shark, a true story. I had nothing to fight against, seeing that felt my pocket and found a paperclip. In that madness, I didn't know what paperclip in the shark's eye, and as soon as I stuck it in, it swayed to the side. I got
scared. The shark moved, gave a tug to the side, I pulled the paperclip, its brain came out, pulsing at the tip of the eye. It shut down and went down. Damn, happen, it seems like they don't, but they do. Damn, desperation, we...  It gets creative, my
got so anxious with this. It's something different, I'd never seen anything like it. I started eating, I started acquiring skills from the bar. Can you imagine war like that? It started creating war like that, wow, that's cool, I didn't know it was like that. I went swimming, I went
to P Mars's butt and I... it happened years ago and you can talk, and today with you here I had another turning point. I wanted to be grateful, just the person crying, him playing with a little car, oh, if he does a backflip with that car, I'll
pay 10,000 to see him. Look, the guy who beats sharks getting beaten by a car like that, I'm seeing it. Oh no, this doesn't exist, it wo n't n't follow. Where is it? He already measured, now saying he
shark, the shark is bigger, cool, because Pablo goes crazy, no, with the shark, that cute little animal, man, that's it, even I'm easy. P, his face is super cute, and if that thing isn't dead, there with a dead shark, even I'm the same
dead becomes...  Pablo likes to invent things, right? I'm noticing now. There was me, "We need to copy your brain because if you die, we'll have a big loss." I said, "But why?" He said, "I'll get a
Chinese robot and record you, and I'll take all your recorded content and program this it becomes intelligent whenever it hears you and whenever it sees anything of yours. This big robot will become Chinese from smoking so much weed, it'll
become a little Chinese guy." Wow, there's a Coach robot! I'm going to be pissed! I'm going to talk to my Alex and ask, "Alexa, what time is it?" She starts with, "How, how, tanan, damn it!" Wow, you can't ask this son of a [ __ ] anything! Man,
I just asked, " Alexa, is it going to rain today?" And it says, "No, ask anymore, damn it!" I turn red with anger. Wow, useless robot! Why buying anything on Amazon again, it's useless,
get home.  The lights greet me, I arrive excitedly, 're doing here at the door!" There are some strange noises, breaking two things. I arrive in a bad mood, saying, "Wow, dude, why did I have to buy this, this damn
personalized thing? I should have bought the standard one, this personalized one with Pablo Marçal! I didn't like it, I'm going to dislike it, I'm going to give it a negative review on Amazon!" I say, "Alexa, who was Pedro Álvares Cabral? It was the player with the M set, I'm going to
take the head of my hammer and break this thing! I learned to reverse the horse, EA, touch the horse without moving anything, stay still on the horse, just with my heart, the horse responds, it seems, technology today is very advanced, this
you buy your horse, but it already comes with an integrated chip for like Pablo controlling his brain, it's much better than mine, my friend, this horse, if he thinks right, turns into Pegasus, flies away releasing
white light, thus healing the sick, and the most beautiful thing, you think and see the scene happening in..."  The horse starts... I cried so much! I put was digging into the Earth, when I saw it, it started getting incredibly hot, it
it digging deeper and deeper into the zimar, I was in Japan, in the capital of Tok, I know, those beautiful colors like that. Then, the way imagining the horse with wheels, it turned into a car, the thing transmuted. But then some
evaporating, I fell off, the horse doesn't exist anymore, I almost cried with emotion. He was also recently fried, the comedians there... I heard that he me see how the business is, one day we'll fry him, that is, it will
be the longest time that P Marcal will go without lying. Oh yeah, shut up, start with how he wants to be, Jesus is a carpenter, cure wheelchair users, cure cripples, too bad he didn't die at 33,
die at 33, this man has more courses than SENAI, every day, every day, one day call him a liar.  He takes a course, the biggest lie of his life, one
day he calls and talks about what he doesn't know, run, he says, run after your money, what the hell is that? These guys are hilarious, These guys are hilarious, my god, pull me to the first step. Damn, I
wish I was there, you know, I wanted to tell Pablo some home truths.