[0:26] How you doing?
[0:27] >> How you doing?
[0:28] >> I am car.
[0:30] >> Yeah, that's me.
[0:33] >> Talis.
[0:35] >> Help me out.
[0:36] >> Help me out.
[0:38] >> Very tall red thing.
[0:40] >> Very tall red. Oh, Palace. Okay. How you
[0:44] doing, man? I haven't seen you forever.
[0:46] I have to get my hands inside my fingers
[0:48] so I can uh articulate them. Good.
[0:52] Hello.
[0:52] >> You're car.
[0:53] >> I am car bird. Yes. Notice immediately
[0:57] what I did when that person said, "Are
[1:00] you car bird?" I immediately put my back
[1:03] to the nearest wall because one of the
[1:05] things I will never ever ever do
[1:09] is block choke points. Like if I want to
[1:13] stand and people want to talk to me, I'm
[1:16] never going to do it where people are
[1:17] walking. I'm going to go to a big open
[1:19] area.
[1:21] >> Excuse me.
[1:22] >> How you doing?
[1:23] >> You may if you follow me.
[1:29] >> Yeah. See, the guy wants a picture. And
[1:31] what I'm not going to do is be more
[1:33] cholesterol in the artery of life. So,
[1:35] uh,
[1:38] >> so we're going to be going outside.
[1:47] Thank you for coming outside. I just
[1:49] wanted to be cool for a second. Right
[1:51] here. Good
[1:51] >> guy doesn't want me to be poor.
[1:53] >> That's right. I don't want you to be
[1:54] poor. I
[1:54] >> car to get right now for like for
[1:56] leasing.
[1:58] >> You want to lease a car?
[2:01] >> Why is that?
[2:01] >> Because I don't have enough money to buy
[2:03] a car.
[2:03] >> How much money do you How much money do
[2:05] you have to put down on a car?
[2:07] >> Um I have like 7K in my account.
[2:09] >> Okay.
[2:10] >> And I have my too. So,
[2:11] >> all right. Have your parents agreed to
[2:14] help you buy a car?
[2:15] >> Yeah,
[2:16] >> they said that.
[2:16] >> Yeah, they will help you.
[2:17] >> They said that. They didn't imply that.
[2:20] >> Okay. Well, then the answer is
[2:24] to buy you put down two.
[2:28] Your parents maybe put down two or three
[2:30] if they can. And that gets you a $5,000
[2:35] Toyota Camry from
[2:38] uh any year uh pre207,
[2:42] like 2006 and older, you find one in a
[2:45] nice neighborhood and for one that has
[2:48] like 150,000 miles, you just bought a
[2:50] car that will go another 100,000 miles
[2:53] for the price of a nice computer.
[2:55] >> That's cool.
[2:56] >> Yeah, that's that's what you buy. That's
[2:58] what you do. Hello. I remember you from
[3:00] Furry Weekend Atlanta.
[3:02] >> Yeah.
[3:02] >> And then I forgot about you later. You
[3:05] We were talking out of suit or I was out
[3:07] of suit. You were in suit.
[3:09] >> Yeah.
[3:09] >> Yeah. How you doing?
[3:10] >> Good. How are you? We're all in that one
[3:12] chat together. I see.
[3:14] >> Yeah. That one deluxe chat together.
[3:17] Hello. Who's this?
[3:19] >> Uh silent suitor.
[3:21] >> Were we in a video together before?
[3:23] >> Did I talk to Did I reference you as a
[3:25] silent suitor? You did. Ooh, powerful
[3:28] arms. I like that. I like that. Thank
[3:32] you. Wow.
[3:35] Someone goes to the gym.
[3:36] >> I have a 2012 Civic.
[3:38] >> You have a 2012 Civic?
[3:39] >> I play hockey.
[3:40] >> You play hockey?
[3:41] >> Yes. So, I need to have trunk space for
[3:44] hockey gear. And I want good gas
[3:48] mileage.
[3:49] I'm thinking
[3:51] the the HRV or one of the older CRVS.
[3:54] >> Okay. So, you want a small SUV? Yeah.
[3:57] >> To replace your Civic.
[3:58] >> Yeah.
[3:59] >> Um you are going to get worse gas
[4:02] mileage no matter what you do.
[4:03] >> Right.
[4:04] >> Um when it comes to I I love that like
[4:09] Door Dash delivery guy just looking at
[4:11] me.
[4:11] >> Sean the Honda HRV
[4:14] is a Honda Civic uh wearing me up boots
[4:19] and that is you know it's a Civic on
[4:22] stilts.
[4:23] >> Okay. So, the HRV, I believe, will get
[4:26] better mileage. Um, it it's it calls
[4:29] itself an SUV. It kind of isn't. Think
[4:32] of it more like a tall wagon crossover
[4:34] thing,
[4:34] >> right? And that that's kind of what
[4:35] we're looking for.
[4:36] >> Okay. You So, you don't need like drive
[4:38] in snow, drive over.
[4:40] >> That would be nice cuz I'm the curb
[4:42] killer, killer of curbs.
[4:44] >> Um,
[4:44] >> then like if you curb, you're going to
[4:47] want an older tire that has more
[4:49] sidewall that you can do that to and not
[4:51] wreck your wheels.
[4:53] um which would mean like an older CRV or
[4:55] RAV 4. However, you go that you're going
[4:59] back and you're not going to get the
[5:00] same kind of mileage that you will with
[5:01] an HRV.
[5:02] >> This is going to require some homework
[5:04] on your part.
[5:04] >> Yeah. Yeah.
[5:05] >> Uh you're going to have to take all your
[5:06] gear with you and talk to the owner if
[5:09] you're doing Facebook Marketplace or
[5:10] talk to the dealer if you're doing used
[5:11] cars. Um and just and just be upfront
[5:13] about it. I'm a hockey player. May I put
[5:16] all my gear in the car to see how it
[5:18] fits before we do anything? If they say
[5:20] yes, great. If if they go, "Well, I'm
[5:23] gonna have to ask my boss." Click, you
[5:26] know. Okay. You're immediately wasting
[5:27] my time.
[5:28] >> All right. Well, thank you for liking my
[5:29] show.
[5:29] >> Yeah.
[5:30] >> So, you have a normal Instagram. Go
[5:32] Birds. Go Birds.
[5:35] >> Yeah. Yeah. You can you can have a
[5:37] picture.
[5:40] >> Are you guys just here about the show
[5:42] and you're just coming by to check it
[5:43] out?
[5:44] >> Yeah.
[5:44] >> Yep. That's okay. That's what we're here
[5:46] for.
[5:48] >> All right. Cool, man.
[5:52] I'm probably going to blur that guy's
[5:54] face out.
[5:56] >> Of course. Yeah. Yeah.
[5:59] >> What's that?
[5:59] >> This is not
[6:01] >> I don't know understand what you're
[6:02] saying.
[6:05] >> All right. Good to meet you.
[6:12] >> Thank you so much.
[6:12] >> You're welcome. I'm probably going to
[6:14] head inside in a little bit.
[6:18] >> They said hey. I wasn't sure if I was
[6:19] obvious about it, but we got coffee
[6:21] earlier.
[6:21] >> Oh, cool.
[6:23] >> I was Jayce, Mary's friend.
[6:24] >> Oh, right. Yep. Sorry.
[6:26] >> Cuz I just started talking. I'm like,
[6:27] actually, I wonder if he remembers that.
[6:29] Like, I'm realizing I never introduced
[6:31] this.
[6:32] >> Like, this is random.
[6:35] >> Those people that we just saw were not
[6:36] hurt.
[6:37] >> No, no, no. They're just look lose. But,
[6:39] you know, they're allowed to do that.
[6:41] >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
[6:42] >> He was not ready for that at all. Your
[6:44] parents look rich.
[6:47] had a couple interactions with
[6:48] authorities where it's like they'll say
[6:50] something to you, but then they don't
[6:51] expect you to actually like respond in
[6:53] time.
[6:54] >> Yeah. Yeah.
[6:54] >> And they're just like
[6:57] >> I've had someone straight up be like,
[6:58] you know, they were giving me like a
[6:59] hard time and then I responded and they
[7:01] were like, I thought you're not supposed
[7:02] to talk.
[7:04] >> Sorry, but can I get a picture?
[7:05] >> Of course you can. Yeah.
[7:06] >> Awesome.
[7:11] >> I'm actually a really big fan of your
[7:12] videos.
[7:13] >> Oh, well, thank you.
[7:14] >> Well, thank you so much.
[7:17] And I just farted. Here come the farts
[7:20] in the suit. What are you gonna do?
[7:26] >> How you How you doing?
[7:27] >> Doing really well. I love your post. I
[7:29] love your content.
[7:30] >> Well, thank you. I appreciate that.
[7:32] >> Financial advice, everything.
[7:33] >> Well, thanks. I love your glasses.
[7:35] >> Can I get a photo with you?
[7:36] >> Of course you can. Yeah.
[7:37] >> Oh my god. Thank you so much.
[7:39] >> I'm so I saw you across the place and I
[7:43] was like, "Oh my god."
[7:45] Oh [ __ ] Thank you.
[7:47] >> You're welcome. You're welcome.
[7:48] >> Keep doing what you do.
[7:50] >> I will.
[7:50] >> Thank you.
[7:51] >> I see some guy has a Subaru license
[7:54] plate.
[7:56] >> What's that?
[7:56] >> But I make bad financial decisions and
[7:58] drive Subaru.
[7:59] >> Oh, you make bad financial decisions and
[8:01] you buy cars that blow their head
[8:02] gaskets. Well, I'm like EJ engines. What
[8:05] kind of Subaru do you have?
[8:06] >> Uh STI is the worst one.
[8:09] >> Well, at least you're having fun. Yeah,
[8:10] you can get a picture. Sure.
[8:19] Thank you so much. I love your work.
[8:21] >> Well, thank you for watching. I
[8:22] appreciate it.
[8:23] >> Oh my god. Finance.
[8:26] >> It is. Yeah.
[8:27] >> Love your suit, by the way.
[8:28] >> Well, thank you. Thank you. That makes
[8:30] me happy to hear
[8:30] >> your videos, too.
[8:31] >> Oh, thank you for watching.
[8:33] >> Absolutely.
[8:35] What's funny is my dad the other day was
[8:38] watching car reviews.
[8:40] >> Your dad was watching RCR, the main
[8:42] thing.
[8:42] >> My dad videos all the time.
[8:44] >> Oh, that's funny. Yeah, I'm thinking my
[8:47] coffee is going round three. I feel some
[8:50] rumbling. I think I need to get out of
[8:52] suit and take another [ __ ]
[8:56] >> Yep. Yep. I know. Exactly.
[8:59] >> Yep. Yeah. Hydrated, full of caffeine,
[9:02] and I feel the stomach rumblings, and I
[9:04] know what's happening. All right. Have a
[9:06] good one, man.
[9:09] I think I am going to be walking up 11
[9:12] flights of stairs.
[9:14] B. That coffee is making itself known.
[9:19] Hey, what's up?
[9:25] I got to go up those stairs.
[9:29] How you doing? Let's get this exhaust
[9:32] fan on and head up the stairs.
[9:37] Hey.
[9:40] >> Yeah, screw that line bird.
[9:46] >> What's up?
[9:47] >> Hey,
[9:48] >> I have to take the dump of ages. I can't
[9:51] talk right now.
[9:54] >> Oh my god. If I'd had B steakhouse, I
[9:56] wouldn't [ __ ] for two days.
[10:03] Have to poop. Have to poop. Don't poop
[10:07] in suit.
[10:09] Floor five.
[10:11] Got to get to floor
[10:13] 11.
[10:15] Can't poop in suit. Don't diarrhea this
[10:18] white suit. So much coffee.
[10:22] Have to get out of suit. Floor seven.
[10:26] Oh my goodness.
[10:39] Can't poop. Can't poop and suit. Floor
[10:43] nine. Two more floors to go. Can't poop
[10:47] and suit. Can't poop and suit.
[10:53] Floor 10. One more floor to go.
[10:58] Floor
[11:04] 11. Here we are.
[12:05] Can't poop in suit.
[12:09] Can't poop in suit.
[12:12] Can't poop in suit. Head
[12:16] off.
[12:19] Can't poop and suit. Diarrhea. I can
[12:22] feel it coming. Can't poop and suit.
[12:26] Can't poop and suit. Can't poop and
[12:29] suit.
[12:31] Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Can't poop and
[12:36] suit. Feet.
[12:39] Feet off. Feet off. Can't poop and suit.
[12:43] Feet off. Can't poop and suit.
[12:48] I need help.
[12:49] >> Help me get my camel back off.
[12:53] >> Okay.
[12:54] >> Can't poop and suit. All right,
[12:57] >> that's off. Uh,
[13:01] >> bottle clava off. Can't poop and suit.
[13:06] >> Take this off.
[13:07] >> Get that off.
[13:07] >> There you go.
[13:08] >> Can you do me a gigantic favor?
[13:10] >> Yes.
[13:11] >> Hang up remotes bodysuit. Okay.
[13:13] >> On there.
[13:15] >> Okay.
[13:15] >> Thank you so much for doing this. Can't
[13:17] poofing suit.
[13:18] >> Okay. So, he's showering. God,
[13:26] >> you got room for two.
[13:28] >> Two. Okay.
[13:33] >> All right.
[13:37] >> Yeah. Uh oh. What kind of poor financial
[13:39] decisions do you make?
[13:43] $500 plastic suit.
[13:46] >> That's a deal. You're like, eh, you
[13:48] know.
[13:49] >> Hey, what up?
[13:52] >> Oh, good to see you.
[13:53] >> It's a It's a mess. Are you trying to
[13:55] get a market?
[13:56] >> Hi.
[13:57] >> Hi.
[13:59] >> Yes, you can get a photo if we go
[14:01] outside.
[14:02] >> I have a question.
[14:04] >> Ask it to me outside. I'm very hot right
[14:06] now. I need to cool down. Yeah.
[14:08] >> With you?
[14:08] >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
[14:09] >> Can I ask while we're walking?
[14:10] >> Yeah. All right. I'm uh Are you the
[14:13] finance guy?
[14:14] >> I am finance ferd. Yes.
[14:16] >> I I figured.
[14:17] >> So, I'm 23. Yeah.
[14:19] >> 24.
[14:20] >> I make $100,000 a year,
[14:23] >> my man.
[14:24] >> How should I invest?
[14:26] >> All right. Is this through a company?
[14:29] >> Yes.
[14:30] >> Are you the car guy?
[14:31] >> Yes.
[14:33] >> Okay.
[14:33] >> I am. Yes.
[14:34] >> I sent you a stupid DM on Twitter.
[14:36] >> Uhhuh. I don't check Twitter.
[14:38] >> Okay, good. That's kind of what I
[14:40] figured.
[14:41] >> I have a straight normie roommate.
[14:44] >> Yeah.
[14:45] >> Who knows of you because he's a Miata
[14:48] freak.
[14:48] >> Okay.
[14:49] >> And he demanded that if I was going to
[14:52] this convention that I get a selfie with
[14:54] you.
[14:54] >> Take it with me outside. I need to cool
[14:57] myself down. Bird.
[14:59] >> It's an honor and a pleasure to meet
[15:01] you.
[15:01] >> Yeah. Hi. And Mary.
[15:06] >> Yes. I have a 350 credit I have $350
[15:09] credit score $1,000 card in cash. What
[15:13] kind of car can I get?
[15:14] >> You have a 300 credit score. Uh, you
[15:19] know, you can get some UNS
[15:25] uh Buick 3800.
[15:27] >> The Buick
[15:28] >> Buick 3800.
[15:30] >> Yeah, that's what that's what you get a
[15:33] Buick. But it is a good car. Buick 3800
[15:35] Uncle Mobile.
[15:37] >> Uh, pardon me. I need to go outside. I'm
[15:39] getting very hot.
[15:40] >> Thanks.
[15:42] >> Yeah.
[15:44] >> I was in line. I have to go. I'm I'm
[15:46] only here for like 30 seconds.
[15:48] >> Oh, okay.
[15:48] >> If I'm at 100 I'm at $100,000 a year at
[15:51] 24. How How should I invest?
[15:54] >> Uh, do you have any debt?
[15:56] >> No, I'm completely debtree.
[15:57] >> You own your own car?
[15:58] >> Yeah.
[15:59] >> Paid off?
[16:00] >> Hit off.
[16:00] >> Rent or own?
[16:01] >> Uh, rent.
[16:02] >> Okay. I'd take uh Do you have any like
[16:05] current prescriptions or or like medical
[16:08] anything?
[16:08] >> I have everything medical, but it's
[16:10] through the VA, SO IT'S PAID FOR.
[16:12] >> OH, OKAY.
[16:14] >> ANYTHING?
[16:14] >> Hell yeah.
[16:15] >> All right.
[16:17] >> Again, not a financial adviser. I'm a
[16:19] guy in a bird costume.
[16:20] >> I know. I know. I know. I know.
[16:21] >> But
[16:22] >> what I suggest
[16:25] >> is taking now, it's good to have that
[16:28] like 50 grand in liquidity in the bank.
[16:32] So, I'd take half that 50 and divvy it
[16:35] up between and this would be into like a
[16:38] personal uh IRA.
[16:40] >> Okay.
[16:41] >> Um I divvy it up between uh Vanguard
[16:44] mutual funds.
[16:46] >> Okay.
[16:46] >> Now, these are securities you can buy on
[16:48] the new on the stock market.
[16:49] >> All right.
[16:50] >> There's going to be uh there's many
[16:51] different versions of them, but
[16:53] >> I know you are no financial advisor, but
[16:55] I'm just going to do my thing.
[16:56] >> Uh stock stock uh stock symbol VO Victor
[17:00] Oscar. Oscar. Okay.
[17:02] >> Um, another one I know it's very popular
[17:05] and it but you know Apple keeps they
[17:08] have tons of cash and their dividends
[17:09] are great by Apple.
[17:12] >> The next one uh is a u honestly as
[17:17] unpopular as it may be godamn do defense
[17:19] contractors pay their own dividends. So
[17:22] like Lockheed Mark,
[17:24] >> Lockheed Markin, L3 Harris, uh Rockwell
[17:28] Automation,
[17:29] >> and another one, and this is an
[17:31] interesting one, uh HIi, uh Huntingtons,
[17:36] they build ships, and they got the
[17:37] contract for the new Enterprise, our
[17:40] newest nuclear charact.
[17:43] >> Okay, it's a big deal.
[17:44] >> It's they're doing what? They're the
[17:47] second But the second that champagne
[17:49] bottle hits the hall, I'm selling it. No
[17:51] one's gonna give a [ __ ] about that
[17:52] company once they realize the hype ends
[17:55] after
[17:55] >> Yeah. The hype's gonna go.
[17:56] >> You get the build up, right?
[17:57] >> Boom. Sell it.
[18:01] >> You're welcome.
[18:02] >> Have a hug.
[18:02] >> Of course.
[18:03] >> Appreciate your advice.
[18:04] >> Appreciate you. Thanks for being a fan.
[18:05] >> Have a great night.
[18:06] >> You too.
[18:09] >> Do you mind if I get a photo?
[18:10] >> Please. And please get a photo with Mary
[18:13] cuz she's being so patient.
[18:15] >> Yeah. Yeah.
[18:16] >> It could be all of us.
[18:17] >> You want to wear it?
[18:18] >> Uh, let's see if it stays on.
[18:21] a big noggin.
[18:22] >> You don't have to take it or nothing.
[18:31] >> Can we get a picture with you?
[18:32] >> Yeah, sure.
[18:37] >> I'm just going to hold my head very
[18:39] still
[18:40] >> while wearing the cowboy hat.
[18:43] >> Yep.
[18:44] >> Yeah.
[18:46] >> Cool.
[18:48] >> Got it.
[18:50] The feathers are so fun. I don't see
[18:52] many like persons that have like the
[18:54] like dexterity like that.
[18:56] >> Well, I kind of have dexterity. I can
[18:58] kind of like
[18:59] >> it's exaggerated
[19:00] >> poke stuff,
[19:02] >> flip people off, you know.
[19:04] >> I love how shiny your beak is, by the
[19:07] way.
[19:08] >> I literally I literally wax my beak with
[19:11] car wax.
[19:13] >> Yeah. So, it actually actually does
[19:15] shine. Just put it on with a like with a
[19:18] Q-tip. Yeah,
[19:19] >> just so I don't get wax in the fur.
[19:21] >> And then I'll and then I'll let it haze
[19:24] over and come around with a cloth and
[19:25] like, okay, beak shines. Now,
[19:27] >> how often do you have to do that?
[19:29] >> Oh, I do it like
[19:32] every couple, like every like fifth
[19:35] convention, I'll I'll put I'll put some
[19:38] on.
[19:39] >> I I I feel bad that Mary is just on the
[19:41] other side of the camera right now.
[19:43] Camera bird. I mean, Mary, if you want
[19:46] to go and just like walk around a little
[19:48] bit, I'm gonna I'm just going to stay
[19:50] here. Oh, I feel bad that you're just
[19:53] standing there and we aren't like
[19:55] circulating or or doing
[19:57] >> Like I said, I'll probably just be in
[19:58] suit for like an hour total now,
[20:00] >> right?
[20:03] >> Oh my god.
[20:06] >> Yeah.
[20:07] >> Oh, thank you.
[20:09] >> I ever I see your videos, I'm like, I
[20:11] love this bird. Oh, thank you so much.
[20:14] >> Of course. Of course. Yeah.
[20:21] >> I'm gonna move away from the ganja. Hey,
[20:23] how are you doing?
[20:25] >> Awesome. That's super cool. Thank you.
[20:29] >> Sign it.
[20:30] >> Uh, gladly sign it. Yes. As remote or
[20:33] Brian or Mr. Regular? Oh, yeah. It's
[20:35] going to be remote then. I'll put RCR on
[20:37] this as well.
[20:41] There we go.
[20:42] >> Thank you so much.
[20:43] >> You're welcome.
[20:44] >> How do you stay warm? Where is it?
[20:46] >> Dude, what what do you mean how do I
[20:47] stay warm?
[20:48] >> You don't wear anything under it?
[20:50] >> Oh, I'll wear um I'll wear the normal
[20:52] base layers while skiing in fursuit. And
[20:55] then I'll put on some like hiking like
[20:58] real like like synthetic hiking track
[21:01] pants to help cut wind. And then
[21:04] underneath this, I'll wear just like a
[21:06] fleece because this is pretty much the
[21:09] top is pretty much the jacket. What I
[21:11] mean, I could sometimes I'll put a
[21:13] puffer jacket on underneath it. That
[21:15] makes it very very warm, especially at
[21:18] the base of the mountain. I'm actually
[21:19] start sweating is bad. And then once I
[21:22] get on the lift, it's like correct
[21:24] again. Um, but yeah, the only really I
[21:28] mean I told Mary the only really parts
[21:30] of this particular suit that get cold
[21:33] when I'm skiing is just the area between
[21:36] here and the top of the boot. So that
[21:38] area around the knee gets a little
[21:40] chilly. But yeah,
[21:43] >> birds
[21:45] carak
[21:49] nuzzles.
[21:52] Can I get a picture? Of course you can.
[21:54] Yeah.
[21:59] >> Perfect. Thank you so much.
[22:01] >> Thank you.
[22:04] >> How you doing?
[22:05] >> I have a question.
[22:06] >> Yes.
[22:06] >> What do you think about the Lexus GX
[22:08] 460?
[22:09] >> Love it.
[22:11] >> Love it.
[22:11] >> Okay.
[22:12] >> Fantastic. Lexus.
[22:13] >> Reliable, right?
[22:14] >> Yep.
[22:15] >> Okay.
[22:15] >> Great. Good. Buy it.
[22:17] >> There's something right there. Thank you
[22:19] very much.
[22:19] >> Hi.
[22:20] >> Huge fan of your content.
[22:21] >> I'm a huge fan of your content, too.
[22:25] Dude, is that guy over there? Like, look
[22:26] behind you really quick. Is that guy the
[22:28] shadow?
[22:29] >> Black.
[22:30] >> Oh, wait.
[22:30] >> I think he was a mysterious stranger.
[22:32] >> Oh, okay. Are they a sparkle dog or a
[22:34] sparkle cat?
[22:35] >> Oh, sparkle dog.
[22:36] >> Sparkle dog.
[22:37] >> Okay. Is that a real perfecto jacket?
[22:40] >> Oh, yeah.
[22:41] >> Hell yeah. Awesome.
[22:42] >> That's phenomenal. I got to wear it out
[22:43] to special occasions.
[22:45] >> Do you ride?
[22:46] >> Oh, yeah. Yeah.
[22:46] >> Oh, cool. What do you have?
[22:48] >> Uh, Indian FTR 1200. But I I do want to
[22:51] say you have been a positive influence
[22:52] in my life. I did not finance a fursuit
[22:54] because of the video you made.
[22:55] >> Thank you for not financing one of these
[22:58] things.
[22:59] >> I like to think I'm a good person. Um
[23:02] but when you see an opportunity in the
[23:04] market to like make money off of things
[23:07] that are going to happen anyway.
[23:08] >> Yeah.
[23:10] >> Buying like like betting on oil futures
[23:12] in the current political climate.
[23:14] >> Okay. Futures. Now we're into Now we're
[23:16] into advanced stuff. Yeah. Um,
[23:20] >> I know nothing about futures. Like I'm
[23:22] just I people at work are yapping about
[23:23] oil futures and I'm like, "Oh, that
[23:25] sounds kind of morally unethical." But
[23:27] like I do also like making money
[23:29] quickly. So it's like
[23:30] >> Yeah. When you get into futures, th this
[23:33] is where the people who say that
[23:37] investing is gambling.
[23:40] This is where they can kind of make a
[23:43] point because when we're talking about
[23:45] futures,
[23:47] we're deep into speculation. Now, I've
[23:50] given this answer before. What do I
[23:52] think about futures? I wouldn't
[23:54] >> Okay,
[23:55] >> for again, not a financial adviser. I'm
[23:57] a guy in a bird costume. Don't play with
[24:01] more money than you can shove up your
[24:04] ass and pull out again and just throw
[24:08] away.
[24:08] >> Yeah.
[24:10] >> Um you can
[24:11] >> liquidity like
[24:13] >> if it will How much sleep would you lose
[24:16] if this just disappeared?
[24:18] >> Yeah,
[24:19] >> because that absolutely can happen
[24:21] >> because I'm trying to keep like 10 to 20
[24:23] liquid out of my portfolio.
[24:24] >> Great. Great.
[24:25] >> And like the they keep yapping. So, I'm
[24:28] like, "Oh, I really want to like
[24:30] >> I mean, if you want to take that chance,
[24:32] I've took a lot of chance. I made I made
[24:34] some great moves to to be honest. I I
[24:37] don't mess with futures. I I don't do
[24:39] it. I I'm in it for the long term."
[24:41] >> Yeah.
[24:41] >> But a nice compromise would be to
[24:45] whatever security these are attached to,
[24:47] like just
[24:49] >> I'll be with you a sec. Say, let's talk
[24:51] Chevron or any sort of Exxon Mobile.
[24:53] Yeah. You're talking about oil. Well,
[24:55] even though that's refining, buy some of
[24:57] that as a hedge against what you're
[24:59] doing, the actual security and the rest
[25:01] of it. Take whatever amount of money you
[25:03] are about to do and cut it in half. Take
[25:05] half of it, buy that security, and then
[25:07] around with the rest.
[25:08] >> I already did that.
[25:10] >> You rule. You rule. You're smart. As my
[25:14] friend's dad said, "Hey, that ain't no
[25:16] hat rack."
[25:18] >> Appreciate it.
[25:20] >> It's good stuff. Thanks for holding the
[25:22] camera. Yeah.
[25:24] >> Hi.
[25:25] >> Thanks so much.
[25:26] >> Hello, silent suitor.
[25:33] >> Uh, help me out. Uh, anybody can
[25:36] translate this?
[25:43] >> Are you playing the music or is that
[25:45] someone else?
[25:46] >> Oh, that's it.
[25:47] >> Oh, that is
[25:49] all right. Respect TBS. Awesome. I'm New
[25:53] Jersey right?
[25:54] >> New Jersey. No. Go Birds. No, I'm
[25:58] Pennsylvania. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
[26:00] >> But yeah, Jersey Devils. But in
[26:02] Pennsylvania, we wholeheartedly
[26:04] recognize the sovereign state of New
[26:06] Jersey and their weird uh gas laws that
[26:09] I that I hate. Pump your own gas. But
[26:11] generally, yes, New Jersey, I like. And
[26:14] uh I spent a lot of happy summers in OCJ
[26:18] down there down there on Cape May.
[26:21] >> Yeah.
[26:22] Yep. And also, yeah, it's my favorite
[26:24] pizza down there. The Mano Manco pizza.
[26:27] It's nostalgic for me, but I love it.
[26:30] And also, to be honest, my my friends in
[26:32] the five burrows will hate me for say
[26:34] this, but honestly, New Jersey pizza is
[26:37] better than New York City.
[26:38] >> Thank you.
[26:39] >> You're welcome.
[26:40] >> Thank you. Hope
[26:41] >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
[26:42] >> Oh, watch the beak, dude.
[26:44] >> I'm so sorry.
[26:44] >> You're You're good, man.
[26:46] >> Thank you so much.
[26:47] >> Yep. I need to make a finance bird thing
[26:49] where I really break down the basics of
[26:52] what futures are and the risks
[26:54] associated with that. Um,
[26:57] >> how you doing?
[26:57] >> Photo of you guys.
[26:58] >> Of course, we can have a photo together.
[27:00] Yay.
[27:02] >> Can I put the light on? It's a bit
[27:04] bright. Is that okay?
[27:05] >> Yeah, go ahead. It'll be fine. All I
[27:07] have to do is close my eyes. It's not
[27:08] like these eyes closed.
[27:10] >> I wonder if he has like a lens on that.
[27:13] >> A lens for that. The purple light.
[27:18] Or maybe he's just getting like creative
[27:20] with it.
[27:23] >> Oh, that's so cool.
[27:24] >> Oh, do you have like a filter on that?
[27:26] >> Uh, no.
[27:26] >> To compensate. Oh, YOU'RE JUST
[27:28] >> IT'S RAW.
[27:29] >> OH, LOOK WHO IT IS.
[27:40] >> HELLO.
[27:40] >> HELLO. OH, HEY.
[27:46] >> We're doing this like this. Stream is
[27:49] starting now.
[27:52] >> Stream is starting now. And we are
[27:54] pausing.
[27:56] We are pausing. A&E. Uh, welcome
[27:58] everybody. Thank you so much for
[28:00] watching stream on cruise control. We
[28:02] were downstairs uh fixing ourselves some
[28:05] beverages.
[28:07] We have a whole crew here.
[28:10] and some of us are on the floor. We got
[28:14] two mics to work with. So, around the
[28:19] room, uh there's myself, uh Brian. I run
[28:22] the show, uh Regular Car Reviews. Uh
[28:25] immediately on the floor is Kay, our
[28:29] resident mechanic for everything. Uh,
[28:33] one of the only people I know who knows
[28:36] how to work on rotaries.
[28:40] Um, next to K in the yellow hoodie that
[28:44] is Drain, the chair of Furry Delia and a
[28:48] number of times out of the year my boss.
[28:50] Um, and then our new friend that we met
[28:53] last night,
[28:54] >> Numis.
[28:56] >> Numis or Conan from Charlotte, North
[28:58] Carolina. So
[28:59] >> from Charlotte, North Carolina and
[29:02] rounding out uh on the far out of frame
[29:06] a little bit. There you are. Uh Holly or
[29:08] Halit depending. So
[29:11] >> Holly Kate.
[29:13] >> So uh we need to get I'm just going to
[29:15] I'm just going to keep this rolling up
[29:17] there.
[29:20] Now, as we go through this uh show, um
[29:24] as because we're on YouTube and we have
[29:27] to abide by YouTube's rules. We can
[29:29] curse as much as we want, but
[29:34] uh we cannot show porn. So, when it
[29:37] comes time to pulling stuff up, we have
[29:39] to make sure we know what we're pulling
[29:40] up. I usually just default to Instagram
[29:44] because you can't put porn on Instagram.
[29:47] U Mr. E says, "No, Roman." No, Nick is
[29:51] uh Nick is working on his video that's
[29:55] going up next Sunday. So, he's not here
[29:58] right now. And also, he lives a ways.
[30:00] It's been a while since Nick and I have
[30:02] done a podcast together, but we will
[30:03] again. Oh, and Tyler Pres. Already a
[30:06] question for K. Um, can you ask Kay if
[30:09] he knows my why my Lexus ES 350 vibrates
[30:12] under acceleration? I had my CV axles
[30:16] looked at, but they're straight inner
[30:18] and outer. My My first thought is just
[30:22] start with tire balancing. What do you
[30:24] think?
[30:25] >> Well, it depends. If it's
[30:26] >> you got to you got to put the mic up to
[30:27] your mouth.
[30:29] If it's specifically under acceleration,
[30:32] then it's probably just something with
[30:35] the drivetrain. Unless it could be ES
[30:38] 350 would be like the Silera V6. Those
[30:40] things chew motor mounts up.
[30:42] >> Oh. So, if the motor's rocking forward
[30:45] and like contacting anywhere or like
[30:48] binding the exhaust against the body,
[30:50] >> but if it's just a general vibration,
[30:52] then it's tires.
[30:53] >> Okay.
[30:54] >> Most likely.
[30:54] >> Yeah.
[30:55] >> Going up and down. So, when we were down
[30:57] at the bar fixing our drinks for the
[30:58] show, we were talking about the crepe
[31:01] crash out that was happening over at
[31:02] your house earlier today.
[31:06] >> Yesterday. All right. Yeah. So, I was
[31:08] asked to provide context and I said, "Do
[31:10] you want to save this for the podcast?"
[31:12] And the answer was yes. So there's a new
[31:14] there's a new thing that occurred uh at
[31:16] my house which is now referred to as the
[31:18] drain crepe crash out.
[31:20] >> So I had kind of a long and stressful
[31:24] weekend. Uh, I'll spare you all the
[31:27] details, but it was Sunday. The snow was
[31:31] coming down and I was trying to relax
[31:33] and I was just a little bit at my wit's
[31:35] end,
[31:37] >> just trying to decompress. And people
[31:40] started talking about uh I have no idea
[31:44] how it came to be, but we started
[31:46] talking about
[31:48] food and breakfast food. And it was
[31:53] mentioned that our friend Jensen
[31:56] >> Yeah,
[31:57] >> Jensen is a guy, by the way, who looks
[31:59] like a thin version of Andrew WK.
[32:02] >> He looks like Neo
[32:06] >> if Neo
[32:06] >> Neo worked If Neo worked at GameStop.
[32:09] >> Yes.
[32:10] >> Yes.
[32:10] >> He looks at Neo. He looks like Neo if
[32:13] Neo uh worked for um Geek Squad.
[32:18] >> Yeah. So, the words out of this that
[32:20] came out of this man's mouth were, and I
[32:23] quote, "I can't stand crepes."
[32:28] >> Uhhuh.
[32:30] >> And for some reason
[32:33] that just like baffled me.
[32:37] >> Baffled me. Sent me into a tizzy. I was
[32:40] like process. So, to me, words and word
[32:43] choice are something that I think about
[32:46] a lot. Mhm.
[32:47] >> And when people say things, I like to
[32:49] consider the weight of their words that
[32:51] they said. So, it wasn't, "Oh, I don't
[32:54] like crepes or like, I'm not a big crepe
[32:56] fan or this or that." No, I can't stand
[33:01] them. I cannot stand them. And I just
[33:04] was like sitting there like, and I just
[33:06] got really mad. I was like, not like
[33:08] mad, it was very funny, but I was like,
[33:12] I was like, let me get this straight.
[33:14] Mhm.
[33:15] >> Whole world of horrors and atrocities
[33:18] going on. And the thing that you can't
[33:21] stand
[33:22] >> is a [ __ ] crepe.
[33:25] >> You're in a restaurant, someone orders a
[33:27] crepe, you got to leave.
[33:28] >> You your vision turns red and you want
[33:31] to murder them because they ordered a
[33:33] [ __ ] crepe. And I'm sitting there
[33:34] like, I need you to explain to me why
[33:37] you can't stand them. like and everyone
[33:41] at this point everyone in the room is
[33:42] laughing because when I get mad it's
[33:44] really funny and he's just explaining
[33:47] he's like he the the reason he doesn't
[33:50] like crepes he's like I don't like them
[33:53] because no one likes the crepe itself
[33:57] they just like the stuff that's in it.
[34:00] M.
[34:01] >> And that explanation just made it way
[34:03] worse cuz I was like, "Wait, wait, wait,
[34:06] wait, wait, wait, hold on, wait. Do you
[34:08] like sandwiches?" Cuz that's like
[34:10] saying, "I don't I don't like I don't
[34:12] like sandwiches because no one likes a
[34:14] sandwich because of the bread. They just
[34:16] like the stuff that's in it." Or like,
[34:17] "I hate tacos because no one likes
[34:20] tortillas on their own. They just like
[34:22] the stuff that's in it." Mhm.
[34:24] >> Or like, "Oh, I don't eat anything that
[34:26] with baking soda because baking soda by
[34:28] itself tastes nasty and so you don't
[34:31] like I'm like, so let me get this
[34:32] straight. Like every if you're eating
[34:34] food, every individual ingredient of
[34:37] that food has to taste good to you
[34:40] >> or else even if the end result doesn't
[34:42] finish." And then he's just like, "Well,
[34:44] people just people just get it. They
[34:46] they put it's the stuff they put in it.
[34:48] Like all they don't actually want a
[34:50] crepe. all they want is a strawberry or
[34:52] all they want is Nutella or all they
[34:54] want is this or that and I was just like
[34:57] the the more he tried to explain it just
[34:59] the worse it got and cuz no I was like
[35:02] there's no way you're for real there's
[35:04] no way you're serious about this.
[35:06] There's like an extended video of I'm
[35:08] like yelling at him at the top of my
[35:10] lungs. He's yelling back at me at the
[35:13] top of his lungs. Everyone in the room
[35:15] is just laughing. Calypso's on the
[35:17] window sill not looking at
[35:19] >> I think Calypso was like upstairs
[35:21] knocked out. But so the the funniest
[35:24] thing was like
[35:26] >> he had it explained to him eventually
[35:29] that like not all crepes are just like
[35:33] strawberry crepe. Like not all crepes
[35:35] are dessert. There's savory crepes.
[35:38] >> Yeah.
[35:38] >> There's salmon crepes. There's chicken.
[35:41] I had chicken marsala crepes one time
[35:44] that were really good. But it's just
[35:46] this idea that like, oh, I the the fact
[35:50] that the shell the the transport
[35:53] mechanism isn't good on its own, which
[35:56] by the way, crepes, empty crepes are
[35:59] good on their own.
[36:01] >> The fact that it's not good by itself
[36:04] makes the whole thing not good.
[36:06] >> At the end of it, I'm like, Jensen,
[36:08] like, come on. Do you like don mustard?
[36:11] And he's like, yeah, I love stuff with
[36:13] don. I'm like, "Do you like like ham and
[36:15] don sandwiches?" Ham and cheese. He's
[36:17] like, "Yeah." Like, "Okay, well, pretty
[36:19] much the only crepe I get is a ham,
[36:21] cheese, and don crepe. It's like a
[36:23] savory." He's like, "Oh,
[36:27] they can be savory."
[36:29] >> And I was like, "Yeah." He was like,
[36:30] "Oh, yeah. I probably like that." And
[36:33] that was like the end of it. That was
[36:34] just
[36:34] >> that was that was that was how it ended
[36:36] because at that point, I was just tired.
[36:37] >> It was like as you were walking
[36:39] >> I was just like tired, dude. But oh my
[36:42] god, I was just sitting there just
[36:45] astounded. And the more he tried to
[36:46] explain it, the worse he got. And
[36:48] everyone was freaking out at him because
[36:50] the explanation just didn't make sense.
[36:52] And and again, I I just kept going off
[36:54] about I'm like, you can't stand it. You
[36:57] can't stand it. Crepes make you see red.
[36:59] Crepes make you want to kill people. You
[37:01] look at a crepe and it's like it just
[37:03] kicked your puppy, stole your
[37:04] girlfriend, and burnt your house down.
[37:06] Like, that's how you feel about [ __ ]
[37:09] crepe. And I I just got to the end and I
[37:10] was like, "You must have such a simple
[37:12] life. You must have such a simple life
[37:14] that like the thing that you cannot
[37:16] stand in this world is a [ __ ] thin
[37:19] pancake." And then that just made him
[37:20] worse because he was like, "Yeah, it's
[37:22] literally just a thin pancake. Pancakes
[37:24] are better." And I'm like, "You know
[37:25] what? Pancakes are better is a valid
[37:28] opinion. You're allowed to be like,
[37:29] yeah, I prefer pancakes. I'm not going
[37:31] to fight with you about that." But to to
[37:33] not be able to stand them was just
[37:35] insane. So, the moral of the story is
[37:38] when you're speaking, choose your words
[37:40] carefully.
[37:40] >> Yeah.
[37:41] >> And mean what you say because if you say
[37:43] some [ __ ] around me, I will make you
[37:46] explain your position and your
[37:48] explanation better be good.
[37:49] >> Yeah.
[37:50] >> It's I'm just imagining him in West
[37:52] Reading, Pennsylvania at those little
[37:54] shops like next to that one bar that
[37:57] where you just put that little like Dave
[37:59] and Busters card into the tap and you
[38:01] like select things and there's a crepe
[38:03] shop there. He just goes in there with a
[38:06] seeing a bunch of moms with those like
[38:08] scarves around their necks and he just
[38:10] starts throwing hands like uh like Bart
[38:13] and Lisa fighting just like this.
[38:15] >> Yeah.
[38:16] >> Why he described he didn't like crepes?
[38:18] Actually, he like almost used those
[38:20] exact words.
[38:21] >> Did you mention West Reading people? He
[38:23] said he doesn't like the people.
[38:24] >> He said mall like West Reading Mall,
[38:27] white women going shopping and getting
[38:28] crepes specifically. Yeah.
[38:30] >> And I was like, "So, you don't you don't
[38:32] you can't stand It's not that you can't
[38:33] stand crepes, it's that you can't stand
[38:35] human beings."
[38:36] >> Mhm.
[38:36] >> And that that was what we got to at the
[38:38] end. Oh. Oh, well, well. Yeah. Uh-huh.
[38:41] Yeah. That's what I thought.
[38:42] >> We love Jensen.
[38:43] >> Jensen's funny. Shout out to Jensen.
[38:45] Stop being a hater of all the things
[38:47] that are good.
[38:47] >> Corner. Those are people who watching
[38:49] the video. Uh uh that's Jackpot that um
[38:53] make my thing a little better. Uh that's
[38:55] the 3D artist that's making uh my VR
[38:57] chat model for remote. So, um, and they
[39:00] were also did a bunch of the art for,
[39:04] um, uh, Anthro New England. Like that,
[39:07] for those of people who went to Anthro
[39:08] New England, up here in the corner, you
[39:11] can kind of see an animation playing on
[39:12] the big screen. Like, that was one of
[39:14] the artists who made the animation.
[39:16] Good. Good people. But yeah, crepes. I
[39:19] love crepes.
[39:21] >> And everyone loves crepes. Yeah,
[39:23] >> everyone does.
[39:24] >> Yeah,
[39:24] >> I get like But I need like five of them.
[39:27] Yeah. They never give you enough. No.
[39:29] >> Yeah.
[39:30] >> Um,
[39:31] >> but ever since we've just been, everyone
[39:33] has just been jump scaring Jensen by
[39:35] like texting him pictures of crepes.
[39:38] >> We printed out We Frey. Yeah, Frey
[39:41] printed out a photo of crepes and was
[39:43] shaking it in his face.
[39:45] >> We have an excellent photo of him like
[39:47] cowering in horror.
[39:48] >> Off off Mike, tell me where it lives.
[39:50] I'll go get some crepes and just put
[39:51] them in his mailbox or something like
[39:53] that.
[39:53] >> That would be great. That'd be great.
[39:55] You actually that would be insane. We
[39:57] got to do that. We got to just We gota
[40:00] >> He gets creped on the job.
[40:04] >> Yeah. And we got to put a little note
[40:06] that that's like we just creped on you.
[40:08] >> Yeah. Watch out. This is creping Jensen
[40:10] on the job.
[40:14] >> Throw crepes at him out the window of a
[40:16] vehicle.
[40:17] >> I I wonder how much my DJI drone can
[40:19] lift. Can like one one little binder
[40:22] clip and like one crepe.
[40:24] >> One crepe. Drop it on his head.
[40:28] >> On his head. Drop it on him.
[40:30] >> Yeah.
[40:32] Oh, if this keeps going until um at if
[40:35] this keeps going until furry like like
[40:37] something will happen.
[40:38] >> It'll roll.
[40:39] >> Yeah. If
[40:40] >> No, this is generational lore.
[40:41] >> Yeah, we will be talking about Jensen
[40:45] hating crepes for eternity. Hey, it was
[40:47] exciting enough that Habs Habs was
[40:50] videoing. That's how exciting this was.
[40:52] >> True.
[40:52] >> It was big.
[40:53] >> Big news.
[40:54] >> Habs doesn't doesn't whip out the camera
[40:56] often.
[40:59] >> And that was what was happening
[41:00] yesterday while it was snowing.
[41:03] >> Yep.
[41:05] Uh Matt says, "I'm getting creped out."
[41:08] Uh hello Maddo, our fixer from
[41:10] Australia. Hello from Melbourne. He's
[41:12] watching in Melbourne. Uh someone says,
[41:15] "Crepes by mail. crept out uh crepe jump
[41:18] scare address label and stamp on a well
[41:21] done crepe straight in the US mail
[41:23] system like freeze dried or something
[41:24] like that.
[41:26] >> No, he he lives local to us. We're just
[41:27] going to leave them on his doorstep.
[41:29] >> Nice.
[41:30] >> My brother and I had a crepe making
[41:32] competition. What' they say? My brother
[41:34] and I had a crepe making competition on
[41:36] New Year's Eve and they tasted the same.
[41:37] Hard to [ __ ] up a crepe. Yeah. Yeah. All
[41:40] you All you
[41:40] >> The only way you can [ __ ] up a crepe is
[41:42] by making it too thick because then
[41:43] you've just made a pancake.
[41:45] >> Yeah. You know what you do with a [ __ ]
[41:47] up crepe? You eat it. Yeah. Uh, what's
[41:50] up, Mr. Regular? Any opinions on the
[41:52] 1981 Suzuki GS450il?
[41:56] I know what the 450L is. That's the
[41:59] predecessor to the to the GS500. It's
[42:03] the same engine that So, Suzuki, what
[42:07] they did when they made the GS500 is
[42:09] they bored out the 450 engine to like
[42:12] 487 cc's and called it a 500.
[42:15] But the big thing about the GS500, it's
[42:18] still like a very 80s design with like a
[42:20] twin constant CV carburetors, but it has
[42:23] a twin spar frame, like a hydroformed
[42:26] great frame and an old style engine
[42:28] that's, you know, whatever. But the
[42:30] 450il, I mean
[42:33] I mean it it's it's a grandpa bike. It
[42:36] the 450L is like fine, but it's like who
[42:39] cares? It doesn't handle really well.
[42:42] It's kind of It's got shitty brakes. The
[42:45] GS500 is the better version of that.
[42:49] >> What's What are you looking at?
[42:50] >> I don't know. It's probably a really
[42:51] good first bike. That sounds like a
[42:52] first bike question to me.
[42:53] >> Yeah. Uh someone else take my mic.
[42:56] >> I'm gonna hold up what they're talking
[42:58] >> like at your mouth. Like
[42:59] >> it's about time I
[43:01] producing hair.
[43:03] >> I'm not a guy.
[43:06] >> Yeah.
[43:06] >> Yeah. The IIL sounds like a very area
[43:09] specific like one of those weird
[43:11] spin-offs.
[43:13] >> Yeah. I mean, this is a bike.
[43:17] >> This is a bike that I like so much I
[43:19] bought it twice
[43:21] just like my MR2.
[43:24] Um, it's one of This is one of the first
[43:28] Let me grab my mic. This is one of the
[43:29] first videos I ever did for regular car
[43:32] reviews. Um, this was my second
[43:34] motorcycle. It's an air cooled twin. Uh
[43:38] I've had the that engine apart. It was
[43:40] the first time I ever did head gaskets.
[43:42] The first time I ever rehoned cylinders.
[43:44] Um I bought that little, you know, anal
[43:47] expander thing with the not the one with
[43:49] the balls on it, but the ones with the
[43:50] the the three three chucks. I just
[43:53] sprayed it up with the with lube and
[43:55] just put him some uh and you know what?
[43:59] When I was done, it ran exactly the
[44:00] same. Like, all right. I guess my head
[44:03] gasket was weeping oil. So, I'm like,
[44:04] "Okay, change that." But, um, the the
[44:07] [ __ ] up thing about this bike is that
[44:09] since it's an 80s, it this type of
[44:11] engine is meant to be is not meant to be
[44:15] cradled like this in between a twin spar
[44:17] frame. It's uh made to sit in sort of a
[44:20] mono frame that goes over the top and
[44:22] the bottom, kind of like your um your
[44:24] radical death. And uh so, in order to
[44:28] get at anything, you have to keep taking
[44:30] that tank off. And the tank, you know,
[44:32] sits in there. You got to lift it up and
[44:34] then you got to get in there with half
[44:36] of it up, turn the other. There's two
[44:38] petcocks. There's one on the tank and
[44:40] then there's the one you can actually
[44:41] reach with your hand. So, there's two
[44:43] different ones. The ones on the tank you
[44:44] got a long screwdriver in and then just
[44:46] turn it off there. So, then you can take
[44:48] the tank off. It's not going to spill
[44:50] anything. So, weird. Um, but it's a
[44:53] fantastic handling bike. Super cheap.
[44:55] Hard to find now cuz they all just
[44:58] destroyed. They turned that thing into a
[45:00] fairing version of itself, but they put
[45:03] the fairing on, but still kept the
[45:06] handlebars
[45:07] and the uh the clamps. So, it's one of
[45:10] these, it became one of these fairing
[45:12] motorcycles where your gauges still turn
[45:16] with your handlebars. And that's weird
[45:17] on a fairing bike in my opinion. It's
[45:20] like it's like if you're trying to do
[45:21] bench press or something and and the
[45:23] bench isn't aligned with the ceiling
[45:26] tiles and it's off a little bit. So,
[45:30] you're like lifting the bench at an
[45:31] angle so everything is correct, you
[45:33] know? So, that's kind of the thing.
[45:36] >> I don't think you're supposed to be
[45:37] lifting the bench when you bench press.
[45:39] >> I'm at the bar. Yes. Yes. The bar.
[45:42] >> Well, now I'm imagining you laying on
[45:43] the floor
[45:45] >> with the bench itself.
[45:46] >> Yeah. Yeah. I had a I had a Joey Beism
[45:50] there. And
[45:52] >> that's some [ __ ] you see on New Year's
[45:54] on January 2nd.
[45:57] >> Yeah. Like uh that one artist um who um
[46:01] >> Oh, I'm a Comfy Spot.
[46:03] >> Yeah.
[46:03] >> Comfy Spot.
[46:05] >> Oh yeah.
[46:06] >> Oh, what's that artist?
[46:09] >> H it it'll come to me.
[46:12] There was some uh artists who used to go
[46:14] on uh
[46:16] I used to watch all the time who every
[46:18] every year they did a um New Year's Eve
[46:21] or or New Year's Eve uh New Year's Day.
[46:23] Everybody at the gym kind
[46:24] >> everyone at the gym. Yeah.
[46:26] >> Um
[46:27] >> it's it's always January 2nd.
[46:29] >> Yeah.
[46:29] >> No one goes January 1st. They're too
[46:31] hung over,
[46:32] >> right?
[46:33] >> Um I know ebikes aren't your thing.
[46:35] They're not not When you said ebikes,
[46:37] you mean electric motorcycles? Cuz I
[46:39] rode an I rode a Zero once. I like it.
[46:42] >> What did you think?
[46:44] >> The second you get over like 40 miles an
[46:47] hour, you forget that it's an electric
[46:48] bike because the sound of wind just
[46:51] normal. Yeah. I rode it uh from
[46:56] uh Wellington to Mastaden. So,
[47:02] um what was that? Don't worry about it.
[47:05] Secret lore.
[47:08] >> Real fart. Um
[47:09] >> that's my name. The only two things that
[47:11] I there's two things I can't get past
[47:14] with electric bikes. The first is the
[47:17] fact that or specifically with Zeros,
[47:19] but all electric bikes. The first is
[47:21] that I really don't want to spend
[47:22] $25,000
[47:25] >> on it and new.
[47:26] >> Well, and second of all, the range is
[47:28] like 80 miles.
[47:29] >> Oh, it's [ __ ] It's total [ __ ]
[47:31] >> So, you're going to spend 25 grand on a
[47:33] bike that can go 80 miles? Like, what's
[47:35] the point, you know?
[47:37] >> Yeah.
[47:39] All right. Like the thing I the thing I
[47:41] don't understand about electric bikes
[47:42] are motorcycles. Now this is like some
[47:45] people are an exception but generally
[47:48] for I feel like what 80% of the
[47:50] motorcycle owner population a motorcycle
[47:53] is not your everyday vehicle. No.
[47:55] >> Right. Especially not in the US in the
[47:56] east coast where we have winters.
[47:58] Anywhere that has a winter motorcycle is
[48:00] not your everyday. Yeah.
[48:01] >> Unless you're
[48:03] >> an outlier.
[48:05] >> It's a So then it's a toy. Yeah.
[48:07] >> Right. It's a non-essential mode of
[48:08] transportation.
[48:09] >> Yeah.
[48:11] four four the people who dress up in
[48:14] their special motorcycle clothes and the
[48:16] Harley guys who get into the fake gang
[48:18] clothes and right
[48:20] >> I haven't thought about this
[48:21] >> so like
[48:25] so anyway but to your point drain
[48:29] uh
[48:30] >> this you're going to say
[48:32] >> it's like you're taking a whole big
[48:34] chunk of like part of riding a
[48:36] motorcycle out of it part of it is like
[48:40] getting gross on it,
[48:42] >> you know, hitting [ __ ] having to
[48:44] maintain it,
[48:45] >> getting smudge on your left boot shoe
[48:47] all the time,
[48:48] >> breaking stuff, fixing it, like that's a
[48:50] huge part of it. So, when you take that
[48:52] out of something non-essential, it's
[48:54] just like
[48:55] >> it's like turning your toy thumb down.
[48:57] >> Yeah. This was the route I took on the
[48:59] zero from Wellington. In fact, it was a
[49:02] little bit farther. The guy lived down
[49:03] here by the airport, so it was more like
[49:04] 45 miles. And I drove it around
[49:07] Wellington up through um
[49:12] uh Patone
[49:13] and then this was [ __ ] amazing. The
[49:16] Rumataka pass
[49:19] >> that ruled. Now that is where the
[49:22] electric regen of the bike was amazing.
[49:25] We're having torque. It was just corner
[49:27] torque torque torque torque torque all
[49:29] around.
[49:32] Wait here. Uh,
[49:37] oh wow, that that is what I wrote a zero
[49:41] on.
[49:43] Um, God, that was one of the best days
[49:45] of my life, honestly. But then then I
[49:49] got all the way to Mastaden.
[49:51] Um, and then I'm like, "Oh [ __ ]
[49:56] I need a charger. I'm not getting home."
[49:59] So, I think we ended up at a Yeah. at
[50:01] Woolworth or is there a Bunnings out
[50:03] here? No, it probably was. They have
[50:05] Woolworth and it but those it's like
[50:09] it was somewhere around somewhere around
[50:11] here and I had to go find a public
[50:13] charger and and then I charged it up and
[50:18] then I went to my friend's house who
[50:19] lived near Carter and then yum yum yum
[50:22] yum yum. I go back and then I got
[50:24] ranging anxiety somewhere
[50:29] I guess somewhere around here. Somewhere
[50:31] after I got off the pass,
[50:33] >> I had to go find a public charger,
[50:36] charge it, then walk around for a little
[50:38] bit for like an hour.
[50:39] >> Yeah.
[50:40] >> And then get on it back and then deliver
[50:42] it back to the guy's house who lived uh
[50:45] Yeah. He lived all the way he lived
[50:46] around here by the airport.
[50:49] I feel like
[50:53] the building on what you said about
[50:55] bikes being, you know, the like toys and
[50:59] not being a commuter. I feel like
[51:01] electric bikes to your point are the the
[51:05] people that would most benefit from an
[51:07] electric motorcycle is someone who is
[51:09] using it as a commuter. And in my
[51:12] experience, people who use motorcycles
[51:14] in as commuter vehicles usually live in
[51:17] cities.
[51:18] And that is why the range being 80 miles
[51:22] round trip doesn't matter because if
[51:25] you're on your bike, the most that
[51:26] you're really doing is going from, you
[51:30] know, your apartment building. You're
[51:31] wheeling it into the elevator of your
[51:33] apartment building,
[51:34] >> going down, going, you know, going three
[51:38] miles
[51:40] >> at the most through urban streets to get
[51:43] to your job and then you go to the gym
[51:44] and then you go to the grocery store and
[51:46] then you go home and that's fine. But in
[51:52] and and and and so I definitely think
[51:53] that electric motorcycles as a concept
[51:56] have their place. But in that condition,
[52:00] I feel like these motorcycles,
[52:02] specifically like Zeros and other sport
[52:06] bikes that are electrified, you're
[52:09] marketing the wrong thing to the wrong
[52:11] person
[52:12] >> because those people, you're going to
[52:15] want your bike to have some kind of
[52:17] storage,
[52:19] >> which this bike doesn't. And you're not
[52:22] going to want your thing to cost 25
[52:25] grand. the fact that it costs that much
[52:28] money, you are kicking yourself out of
[52:31] the market that's going to want to buy
[52:33] it. And also, finally, finally, there's
[52:36] no reason that these bikes need to be
[52:38] able to go 180 mph if you live in a
[52:41] city,
[52:43] >> you know?
[52:44] >> Well, then that brings up the point like
[52:45] just [ __ ] get a scooter, guys. Just
[52:47] get a scooter. Get a [ __ ] scooter.
[52:48] >> Just get a scooter. And and and and at
[52:51] that point like, oh, I want an electric
[52:52] bike. I want an electric bike. Dude, at
[52:54] that point I a scooter is going to make
[52:58] 90 miles to the gallon. A 100cc scooter
[53:02] is going to make a 100 miles to the
[53:03] gallon. So So how much are you really,
[53:06] >> you know? So the what I will say about a
[53:09] motorcycle versus this is if you are a
[53:12] city person, right, you live downtown in
[53:14] Philadelphia and you use your electric
[53:17] motorcycle to get around. If you have to
[53:19] go to the suburbs, like, okay, I'm going
[53:22] to the King of Prussia Mall or I'm going
[53:23] to the airport.
[53:25] You're not getting to the airport. If
[53:27] you live in center city, you're not
[53:28] getting to the airport on this thing.
[53:30] >> No.
[53:30] >> But you will get to the airport on your
[53:32] on your motorcycle.
[53:34] And that's all well and good except your
[53:38] motorcycle costs 25 grand. And the
[53:40] amount if you went and bought a $5,000
[53:44] 150cc scooter,
[53:46] the amount of money you will spend in
[53:50] that vehicle's lifetime on gasoline
[53:52] would never amount to the 25 grand that
[53:56] you spent on that bike.
[54:00] >> Probably, you know.
[54:01] >> Yeah.
[54:03] >> Yeah. And that one of the weird things
[54:05] is like, okay, like these things go like
[54:08] 40 miles an hour, the the GT3, which is
[54:11] plenty for center city, but this sort of
[54:14] like getting to the I was looking at it
[54:16] earlier today. The um the Honda K. And I
[54:21] you you saw um one of these at uh uh
[54:25] Monco Cycle Center. The
[54:28] >> Trail 125.
[54:30] >> The Trail 125.
[54:31] >> Those are cool. And then we have the DAX
[54:33] in the states now, which is like there's
[54:35] the Dax on the right and then the trail.
[54:38] >> Oh, the D where
[54:39] >> the DAX is the blue thing.
[54:41] >> Down up
[54:42] >> that
[54:42] >> that monkey. Yep. You can't get those.
[54:45] They're all auto clutch now.
[54:47] >> E,
[54:47] >> they're all auto clutch, but they share
[54:49] the same It's the same motor as the uh
[54:51] with the the Grom.
[54:53] >> Okay. When you say auto clutch, does
[54:54] that mean it operates like a
[54:56] four-wheeler where it's like slam
[54:58] shifting?
[54:59] >> It's Yeah, it's centrifugal. So, it just
[55:01] comes on with RPM.
[55:02] >> Oh. Oh, you don't shift at all.
[55:04] >> No, you shift. It's a four-speed.
[55:06] >> Okay. Four or five speed.
[55:07] >> Four speed. No, it's a four-speed. But
[55:10] you just get on the throttle and like
[55:12] what? At like [ __ ] 2,000 RPMs, the
[55:14] clutch starts to engage. Just slips
[55:17] itself.
[55:17] >> Oh, okay.
[55:19] >> Okay.
[55:20] >> It's perfectly fine if you're like,
[55:22] >> "Yeah, those that's awesome. That's
[55:24] awesome." And you know what? You buy
[55:25] that thing, you buy that Trail 125, you
[55:28] put 5,000 miles on it, you sell it for a
[55:30] hundred bucks less than you bought it
[55:31] for. Like they just don't depreciate.
[55:33] >> No,
[55:34] >> but you can't. But the but those things
[55:36] um
[55:36] >> so awesome.
[55:40] >> Hunter, is that some different variant
[55:43] on it? I mean,
[55:45] >> these look like ripoffs.
[55:47] >> I'm looking at ripoffs, aren't I?
[55:48] >> I want to mess with one so bad.
[55:50] >> Next.
[55:50] >> Oh, plastic. Oh, it's a model. It's a
[55:53] toy.
[55:56] All right, top speed. What? What? What
[55:58] do you got for me? And I'm not going to
[55:59] read the AI.
[56:01] Really? Really? We're getting nothing
[56:03] here. Nothing.
[56:07] >> On them.
[56:10] >> Whoa.
[56:12] >> 60.
[56:13] >> Okay.
[56:15] >> They'll get you anywhere you got to go,
[56:16] especially in Pennsylvania. Well, you
[56:19] can get them anywhere in the Atlantic
[56:20] coastal plane, but these things wouldn't
[56:23] work
[56:24] uh back in Skooko County because the
[56:27] second you see a hill, you're not going
[56:28] 60.
[56:29] >> You're going like 45. And this guy's got
[56:31] like a Pelican case on the back of his.
[56:34] >> I don't know what he's think. Oh, he's
[56:35] got two.
[56:36] >> This guy is going somewhere.
[56:38] >> Yeah,
[56:39] >> that's kind of cool.
[56:40] >> I mean, sick.
[56:41] >> This guy's played Death Stranger.
[56:44] >> The Oh, that You know what? He's not
[56:46] wrong.
[56:49] But for something like that, like that's
[56:51] part of the fun of it. Like being
[56:53] sometimes the limitation is the fun on
[56:55] this kind of stuff.
[56:56] >> True. Well, this you'd have to get to
[56:58] Phil. You're not using the highway.
[57:00] You're getting you're going maybe 20
[57:02] maybe 202
[57:03] >> down to city.
[57:04] >> What makes you slow down and enjoy your
[57:06] time?
[57:06] >> That's true.
[57:06] >> Stuff like this.
[57:07] >> Stay in the right lane.
[57:09] >> Just stay in the right lane and no one
[57:11] has to get hurt.
[57:12] >> If you ever have to spend some time on
[57:13] something like this, it'll teach you a
[57:15] lot. If you
[57:17] >> if you put this thing in the left lane
[57:19] of 202,
[57:20] >> I'm running you over. I'm just running
[57:22] you over. That's just happening.
[57:26] >> Huh?
[57:26] >> Me, too.
[57:27] >> Yeah. I'm running you over, too.
[57:29] >> Yeah.
[57:29] >> Yeah.
[57:29] >> Would you do it if I if I uh
[57:31] >> I would especially do it if it was you.
[57:34] >> If I got on this, got in the left lane,
[57:36] and did the speed limit?
[57:38] >> Ran over.
[57:40] Ran. I'm running you over. I'm throwing
[57:43] it in reverse. I'm backing over you and
[57:46] then I'm throwing it into drive. I'm I'm
[57:48] putting my rear wheels on your body,
[57:51] pulling the parking brake, and just
[57:53] revving it until there's nothing left.
[57:56] I had I had in um college when I lived
[58:00] off campus, I had a I'm I'm sure I'd
[58:03] talked about this before. Um I don't
[58:06] feel like watching this guy's video.
[58:07] >> Zero just so we can see it.
[58:08] >> Yeah, go ahead. You can just use it.
[58:10] Yeah, I'm gonna tell a story. my um
[58:13] uh
[58:15] I had a Honda Elite 80. So they made the
[58:19] Elite 50 and the Elite 80.
[58:21] >> Cool ass scooter,
[58:23] >> right? Cool. Fairing.
[58:24] >> They they designed it in like ' 86 and
[58:26] it ran until the 2002. Never designed
[58:29] never change anything about it. Yep.
[58:31] Yep.
[58:32] >> So, um
[58:34] >> 223 miles.
[58:36] >> The funny thing was since mine was an 80
[58:38] now, I already had a motorcycle license.
[58:40] It didn't matter. But I'm like, "Oh,
[58:42] people would have bought this." And like
[58:44] if if a cop really wanted to have a bust
[58:47] someone, they could say, "You need a
[58:48] motorcycle license cuz it's over 49cc."
[58:51] >> It had these little passenger
[58:54] >> like little not really even foot pegs,
[58:56] just like little plastic tabs that would
[58:58] come down. I put my buddy on it once.
[59:00] That thing was
[59:02] two people up on an 80 cc scooter. Me
[59:04] and my buddy John Waters when he had
[59:06] his, we called it the chop shop. It was
[59:08] a single bay garage he rented out behind
[59:10] some lady's house. We
[59:12] >> That thing has a twooost band pack lift
[59:14] in it now. We lifted the ceiling of it.
[59:16] But we had a
[59:18] >> we had two different elites as like shop
[59:20] run scooters cuz the shop didn't have a
[59:22] bathroom.
[59:23] >> And those were like the [ __ ] runners.
[59:25] And we would
[59:26] >> Dude, we would be going down the street
[59:28] three people at a time on that thing. No
[59:29] plate. Like I think we got it for like
[59:31] 250 bucks with no title.
[59:33] >> Mhm.
[59:34] >> Cool. Cool scooter, but yeah. Super
[59:37] wiggly. Didn't they have those like
[59:38] pressed wheels? They weren't like rims.
[59:40] >> No, they were they were like wheelbarrow
[59:42] wheels. And the front fork wasn't a
[59:45] fork.
[59:46] >> It was half of a fork.
[59:47] >> Yeah. The mono and it just it just bent
[59:50] thin wall steel that just went around.
[59:52] >> Oh my god. I remember looking at that
[59:54] thing when he was like, "Dude, you got
[59:55] to come to the shop. I got something
[59:57] great. I got a big addition." Mhm.
[60:00] >> I remember seeing the front fork of that
[60:01] thing and imagining like some of us
[60:04] taking an inevitable spill on it.
[60:06] >> Yeah.
[60:07] >> So spooky. But
[60:08] >> No. And the uh the spring is inside the
[60:11] fork tube.
[60:12] >> So weird cuz you can't see anything like
[60:15] >> how does this not how does this
[60:17] >> Yeah. How does this
[60:19] >> um but I loved it little trunk. It's
[60:21] frunk that opened in the front.
[60:23] >> Like Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Our latch
[60:26] was broken. So you'd hit a speed bump
[60:27] and it would go
[60:30] Yeah. Oh gosh, I miss
[60:32] >> Oh, I missed that thing.
[60:34] >> I just want to say I like this. As far
[60:36] as Zero Motorcycles go, I like this
[60:37] thing. It It's It's looks super tiny.
[60:41] >> It weighs 140 lbs.
[60:44] >> Uh, can you give me a Blizzard hops from
[60:46] the bar fridge downstairs? I think
[60:47] there's one can left.
[60:48] >> Yes, sir.
[60:49] >> Thank you. And a bottle of water.
[60:50] >> Okay.
[60:51] >> Curb weight 140 lbs. Oh, really? Is that
[60:56] Oh, that's dirt only. Yeah, but I think
[60:59] it's cool.
[60:59] >> It is cool.
[61:00] >> I think it's cool. 140 lb, 50 mph top
[61:03] speed.
[61:03] >> God damn. Oh, that's
[61:04] >> 4,400 bucks.
[61:06] >> Yeah. 275
[61:08] >> pound feet of torque.
[61:10] >> Yeah.
[61:11] >> No. 275 lb feet of Holy [ __ ] Okay. Cuz
[61:15] it got a big [ __ ] sprocket in the
[61:16] back. That's why. That's how you got
[61:18] that. But
[61:18] >> I like this thing. I think it's cool.
[61:20] This thing's neat. I wonder I mean, so
[61:23] that's the XE. So the FXE. Here you go.
[61:26] Here's the street version.
[61:28] >> Yeah.
[61:28] >> Here's the street version of the same
[61:30] thing. But look, I This [ __ ] pisses me
[61:32] off so much. You threw mirrors on it and
[61:34] multiplied the price by three. Gay.
[61:37] Like, are you kidding me? You're like,
[61:38] "Oh, the mirrors. Those are the world's
[61:41] most expensive mirrors. $8,000 for these
[61:44] mirrors." Gh. And the body kit. $8,000
[61:47] for the body kit. And it's annoying
[61:49] because this isn't bad. It's a cool
[61:51] design. I dig it. But this is
[61:55] objectively
[61:57] a cooler design.
[62:00] >> Put mirrors on this.
[62:02] >> Yeah.
[62:02] >> Give it mirrors. Give it turn signals.
[62:05] >> Yeah. Look at it.
[62:06] >> Oh, now the price is up. Now the price
[62:08] is sick.
[62:09] >> I hit I hit Oh, this is a different one.
[62:10] >> Different one. 468 pound of God.
[62:13] >> What?
[62:14] >> What did I What did I click? What did I
[62:16] do wrong?
[62:16] >> It's like pointless.
[62:17] >> Did I break it? Oh, this is it. The XB
[62:19] versus the XE. So, the XB. So, this is
[62:24] this is the uh this is the street
[62:26] version of this thing.
[62:30] But even still, now it's now it's
[62:32] fighting me.
[62:35] >> Now it's fighting me. But this thing
[62:36] still 65 $6,500.
[62:39] >> $6,500. It weighs 200, right? I It looks
[62:43] so cool.
[62:44] >> Mhm.
[62:45] >> $468
[62:47] footpounds of torque at the rear wheel.
[62:49] Insane. throw turn signals and mirrors
[62:52] and a license plate on that. Increase
[62:54] that price by $100 for those things. And
[62:57] I would buy a fleet of them. But yeah,
[62:59] but you know, in order to we have to
[63:01] know, we have to put a body kit on it
[63:03] cuz everything has to look like a racer.
[63:05] Everything has to look like it's a race
[63:06] bike cuz if it doesn't look fast, then
[63:07] it's not cool. And if you don't look
[63:09] cool, then you're a loser.
[63:11] >> And then uh in you know, double the
[63:13] price.
[63:13] >> Yeah. Casually.
[63:14] >> Yeah.
[63:16] >> Mad.
[63:16] >> There's nothing to that. I I would love
[63:19] to ride one of those things. Yeah.
[63:21] >> Um, so hell classes are in three minutes
[63:24] for me, so it's possible. Honda Cubs,
[63:26] people talking about Honda Cubs in chat.
[63:28] Sorry chat.
[63:29] >> Rock.
[63:31] >> Honda Cubs. Fukugen rock.
[63:35] >> Honda Cub. Yes.
[63:38] >> Okay.
[63:39] >> So, got to pay some bills here. Uh, this
[63:43] is the Starllet GT
[63:46] GT Turbo. Today is the last day to enter
[63:51] uh to win this. Uh, go to fan of
[63:53] them.com/regularcars.
[63:56] Buy a mug. Actually, you can buy there's
[64:00] a whole bunch of different uh merch we
[64:01] have that we have for you now. Uh, fan
[64:06] of them.com. I'm trying to like half put
[64:08] the text back up on the window, but
[64:11] guess I'm not quick enough.
[64:15] What am I doing wrong?
[64:16] >> Move it up higher.
[64:17] >> There. Um,
[64:18] >> move it above media.
[64:20] >> Move it above media. Move it above
[64:21] media. Move it a text. Move it above
[64:23] media. Oh, there it is. Okay. Go to fan
[64:26] of them.com/regularcars.
[64:29] Buy some limited edition merch and
[64:31] you're automatically entered to win this
[64:33] 1995 Toyota Starllet GT Turbo. It's
[64:36] outside right now. Cleaned it off. I'm
[64:38] taking this thing tomorrow going skiing.
[64:39] >> It's a lot of fun to drive.
[64:41] >> Yeah. Uh Drain drove it. Let me see.
[64:44] >> K drove it.
[64:44] >> Let me see that.
[64:45] >> Yeah. Whoever gets this vehicle, I will
[64:48] be jealous of them. It is very cool.
[64:50] It's like I know there are some firstg
[64:53] Speed 3 owners out there. Imagine a
[64:55] firstg Speed 3.
[64:57] >> It's cool. It's actually cool.
[64:59] >> It handles just as well. way easier to
[65:01] work on.
[65:02] >> Just as quick because it weighs [ __ ]
[65:04] two tacos and a feather.
[65:06] >> 95 pounds.
[65:06] >> Two tacos and a feather.
[65:08] >> Yeah.
[65:08] >> Um,
[65:10] >> it's sick. It looks cool. It is cool. It
[65:14] sounds good. What? It probably [ __ ] all
[65:16] the time.
[65:17] >> Yeah. Yeah. It's a 1.3 L engine and
[65:21] which is the stroked version correct
[65:23] side drive bride racing seat uh tune on
[65:27] it.
[65:27] >> Uh mini disc head unit. Uh
[65:30] >> multiple turbo gauges.
[65:32] >> Yeah, two turbo gauges. It's got a stock
[65:34] one and whoever modified this in Japan
[65:36] has a aftermarket one.
[65:38] >> Good vehicle. It's got a little banana
[65:39] manifold which is sick.
[65:41] >> Oh yeah,
[65:42] >> the banana manifold is sick. It has a
[65:43] different
[65:43] >> You can't forget the banana. Can't
[65:45] forget the banana
[65:46] >> exhaust manifold. Uh, some people wanted
[65:49] to be cute in the comments where I did
[65:51] the comparison with yours. They're
[65:52] saying, "Oh, with the Starlet, you put a
[65:54] big intercooler on that. Now you now
[65:56] it's not going to build boost as fast."
[65:58] [ __ ] It builds boost.
[66:00] >> No, the manifold makes up for it.
[66:01] >> Yeah,
[66:02] >> it's frontwheel drive. However, if you
[66:04] were born with two arms, it doesn't
[66:06] torque steer. Just hold the [ __ ]
[66:08] wheel. No, that thing is super cool.
[66:11] That is such a cool car. I will be
[66:13] continuing to enjoy this every single
[66:15] time. And uh although I do not know uh I
[66:19] am not privy to who's going to win it,
[66:21] but when I do, I will make an
[66:23] announcement.
[66:24] >> Starjet.
[66:25] >> Team Starjet.
[66:26] >> Little piss piss.
[66:27] >> Little piss piss.
[66:28] >> Team Starjet.
[66:32] >> Uh thank you so much. Uh, and that is
[66:35] going to end in well, honestly, it ends
[66:39] in 6 hours because,
[66:42] um, the giveaway is ending at 11:59 p.m.
[66:45] Pacific Standard Time. So, uh, you got
[66:49] time,
[66:50] >> but uh, please enter this giveaway. It's
[66:52] how Regular Cars keeps going. You're
[66:55] helping out the channel and you're also
[66:57] and someone's going to win, you know,
[66:59] one of the coolest cars ever made.
[67:00] >> I'm on a boat now. Uh, Nargle Fargo
[67:03] says, "Thank you. But for real, this is
[67:04] probably the coolest giveaway car you've
[67:06] ever had." I think so as well. People
[67:08] really like the uh Miata we did, but
[67:10] everybody likes a Miata. That was last.
[67:12] This thing on would eat a Miata a lot.
[67:15] >> It's fast. It's fast. Like it's actually
[67:17] It is actually genuinely fast. Like
[67:19] weight matters so much more than people
[67:21] think.
[67:21] >> The thing is it's more than enough to
[67:23] get you in trouble
[67:24] >> or hurt you,
[67:26] >> which is good. Which is cool.
[67:27] >> Yeah. Yeah. that there is a feeling like
[67:29] when you like whoever wins this when you
[67:31] build boost for the first time with this
[67:34] >> and you realize that it's building boost
[67:37] at 4,000 RPM and this thing red lines at
[67:39] seven and up there once it's screaming
[67:42] at like Jesus
[67:45] it goes it it's the classic like you
[67:47] crest a little peak in it
[67:49] >> and the front lifts up and you just like
[67:51] tap limiter for a second and it plants
[67:53] back down super stable it's just that
[67:55] >> that is it's it is a classic emotional
[67:59] >> driverbiased
[68:01] Japanese car. It is why it is
[68:04] >> if you haven't driven anything like it,
[68:05] you just you have to understand it. It
[68:07] is an emotionally driven vehicle. It
[68:09] will make you feel things. It is not
[68:11] it's not it's not the appliance we're
[68:13] used to nowadays. So much fun. So
[68:15] >> this thing and like I I I just made a
[68:18] video that I sent to uh Nick cuz he's
[68:21] doing a video about uh Toyota. It's half
[68:23] of like how did did Toyota lose its way?
[68:26] And like now Toyota like they do still
[68:29] do weird stuff. I mean the the GR
[68:30] Corolla, yes. Yes. 300 horsepower. Yes.
[68:34] Funky three-cylinder engine,
[68:37] but there's still all these nanny state
[68:39] things going on. They just smoothed out
[68:41] the the the uh the rawness of this. When
[68:44] the turbo lights in in the starlet, it's
[68:46] like good [ __ ] luck. like your Supra
[68:49] once it now the Supra takes a while to
[68:51] wild to while it's like, "Oh, we're
[68:52] going now. Okay, good luck, Chuckle.
[68:55] Boost."
[68:55] >> Yeah. Yeah. Suddenly boost.
[68:57] >> It doesn't care. The Starllet doesn't
[68:59] care if there's water on the ground, if
[69:00] you're on gravel, if you're on dirt.
[69:02] >> It's going to make the same power. It's
[69:04] going to want to kill you the same ways.
[69:06] The brakes are going to
[69:07] >> They're going to work. They're going to
[69:08] work.
[69:09] >> Four-wheel brakes. And as four-wheel
[69:10] discou
[69:12] brakes, better have four-wheel brakes.
[69:14] >> It's going to If you hit the brakes,
[69:16] it's going to slide in the rain. It's
[69:17] going to stop in the dry. It's
[69:19] >> right
[69:19] >> going to do what you tell it to. Whether
[69:22] >> that's good or bad.
[69:24] >> It's not up to the car. It's you
[69:26] >> in that thing. Driving something driving
[69:29] something like that. My closest like
[69:31] >> comparison honestly is like piloting a
[69:34] mech suit because it's it's it's
[69:36] literally it's all you. It will do
[69:39] >> way more
[69:40] >> than all this [ __ ] with computers
[69:42] nowadays, but you have to do it. You
[69:44] have to understand the balance of the
[69:46] chassis, where the rear is going to lift
[69:47] up. That thing I would I would kill to
[69:50] have a weekend with that at like Summit
[69:51] Point.
[69:52] >> Just I just want a go-kart track,
[69:56] >> man. How much money do I have to pay
[69:58] you? Uh oh, you pointed at something.
[70:00] >> Yeah, the backyard.
[70:01] >> Oh, my backyard. Well, we already got it
[70:03] stuck in the backyard once. We got to
[70:05] push it out.
[70:05] >> That's cuz you don't have the go-kart
[70:06] track bill again.
[70:08] >> Okay.
[70:09] >> Get the Starlet. Get the Starllet. The
[70:11] Starlet's awesome. And then come and let
[70:13] me drive it again, please.
[70:16] >> Track. Is that what you were going to
[70:17] ask me?
[70:17] >> Well, first of all, that Yes. And then,
[70:20] but now we got drainage. Got to worry
[70:22] about like that was a thing like if I
[70:24] ever like if I ever had like like real
[70:27] YouTube money, owning a piece of
[70:29] property, and just building a track on
[70:32] it. But that's more like a Texas sort of
[70:34] thing. There's like rules in PA. You
[70:36] can't really do that. Um, uh, Washington
[70:39] Circuit at Summit is a go-kart track.
[70:42] Lots of people host events on it. Okay.
[70:44] Yeah.
[70:46] >> Okay. A mini A min
[70:49] excavator is $1,000 per week to rent.
[70:53] >> So, rent that.
[70:55] >> Washington Circuit is sick.
[70:56] >> Rent that for $1,000.
[70:59] We can bang out a go-kart track, a dirt
[71:01] go-kart track in your backyard in about
[71:03] six of those hours. And then we have a
[71:05] whole week minus one day to film Miniax
[71:09] content for the show.
[71:12] >> Regular regular construction equipment.
[71:15] >> Yeah, new special.
[71:16] >> If this turns into a new episode of
[71:18] Clarkson's farm,
[71:19] >> yeah, I was looking at mini skid steers
[71:22] on uh
[71:23] >> That's my specialty. I'll I'll be the
[71:25] partner for regular construction
[71:27] equipment.
[71:29] >> Today we're doing a Liber 500 crane
[71:33] >> 40. We're tipping it over
[71:35] >> $40,000 for a piece of like uh farmland
[71:39] every now and again up near Delaware
[71:41] Water Gap and then just have that
[71:43] >> How many hydraulic lines can we blow in
[71:45] one day? Today on regular construction
[71:48] equipment, we're trying to lift a
[71:50] container full of bricks and the crane
[71:52] fell over.
[71:56] >> What to do when my K Cabota 4x4 mini
[71:58] tractor starts burning coolant.
[72:01] How to how to return a rental that's
[72:03] burning coolant.
[72:04] >> I
[72:06] I knew a
[72:09] What was that? There was someone who uh
[72:12] who what engine swapped a a uh a 46 LS
[72:17] out of a U-Haul van cuz they uh they
[72:21] blew their own.
[72:22] >> Should be a thing. You would
[72:24] >> y Don't yourself.
[72:27] >> All right. Don't incriminate. Okay. All
[72:28] right. Okay. So
[72:30] >> people people
[72:34] used to do this thing. People that we do
[72:36] not know used to do things.
[72:38] >> When you when you have a uh tired old 46
[72:42] LS and you need a new one,
[72:45] >> people could rent could rent from U-Haul
[72:49] for $19.99 a day
[72:52] a Chevy Express van that had the 46 or
[72:55] sometimes it was a 53
[72:57] >> 6. [ __ ] off. had six. So
[73:01] >> now and all LS's use the same motor
[73:03] mounts and use and use the same
[73:05] transmission mounts.
[73:06] >> It's all the same thing.
[73:06] >> It's all the same thing. You put a 46
[73:08] back into the van that had a 60 in it.
[73:11] >> 60 for you. So, when you retired of your
[73:12] 48, which the 48, the LR4, honestly,
[73:16] like my favorite LS, but
[73:19] when people I know who are 16 and they
[73:22] were tired of their cheap
[73:24] >> Vorttec 4800s getting gapped by people
[73:27] with Escalade 6's down in Dundock,
[73:30] Maryland,
[73:31] >> you would hit up the U-Haul the next
[73:33] day, and the U-Haul didn't give a [ __ ]
[73:36] as long as it came back moving.
[73:38] >> Yeah. So,
[73:40] if it leaves with eight and it came back
[73:42] with eight, it was fine. But nowadays,
[73:44] and you know, I just heard this off the
[73:47] street, but uh they they do serial
[73:49] number check those blocks now.
[73:51] >> It became that big of an issue down in
[73:54] old
[73:55] >> Dundalk, Maryland.
[73:57] That that is a watched thing. But that
[73:59] was a very real thing. That was like
[74:01] >> you could just rent a U-Haul.
[74:03] >> You would
[74:04] >> an engine swap.
[74:05] >> Yeah.
[74:06] >> Oh, dude. It would it would take it
[74:08] would take like
[74:09] >> it would take people who did that who we
[74:12] don't know
[74:13] >> six realistic hours to have a motor out
[74:16] of an industrial hauler and back in.
[74:20] >> Mhm.
[74:22] >> And just like that 24 you need to swap
[74:26] the ECUs.
[74:27] >> No,
[74:27] >> no,
[74:29] no. You just like drive them around
[74:30] until it clears.
[74:33] >> That's
[74:34] >> Hell no. That That's like That's like
[74:36] the um the 2010s version of GT40 heads.
[74:40] Do you know what I'm talking about?
[74:41] GT40.
[74:42] >> Yes. Yeah. The Explorers had them. All
[74:45] the Mustang guys. Yeah.
[74:46] >> Yeah. Okay. People at chat. Um so when
[74:50] we're talking, we're talking about
[74:52] Windsor Block Fox bodies.
[74:54] >> Mhm.
[74:54] >> You had a regular Mustang GT Fox body
[74:58] that had the Windsor block the 50
[75:00] engine. Their heads were okay.
[75:04] And then there were like trick flow and
[75:06] other like cylinder heads, but there was
[75:08] a head called the GT40
[75:11] that they would sell you for a lot of
[75:13] money. But what they didn't tell you is
[75:14] that certain Explorers, Mountaineers had
[75:17] them too, I think. So Mountaineers,
[75:19] >> okay, Mercury Mountaineers, certain Ford
[75:21] Explorers with like a tow package or
[75:22] something had the GT40 heads on them cuz
[75:25] those motors lived a lot longer in all
[75:27] the SUVs. A lot of SUVs in that era got
[75:30] like the spicy motors of earlier eras
[75:33] that just carried on. Like the
[75:34] Pathfinder has the has the best version
[75:36] of the VG30 in it. They just cuz it was
[75:38] cheap. They already made it.
[75:40] >> Oh, okay.
[75:40] >> So, move it on. That's
[75:42] >> Yeah, but the junkyards Yep. Yeah. And I
[75:45] have a friend of mine who hated this one
[75:48] junkyard owner
[75:50] >> and because he wanted to come in and
[75:52] just like pull some heads. It's like you
[75:53] can't pull heads. You got to take the
[75:55] whole motor. He's like, "Okay." So he
[75:58] came in like at 4 in the morning with
[76:00] like a bunch of hand tools and then just
[76:03] just stole 50.
[76:06] >> Yep. Yep.
[76:06] >> Blanket over the fence and just started
[76:08] pulling heads and he said, "I walked out
[76:10] of there with eight of them."
[76:11] >> Y
[76:11] >> and they're like, "Fuck him."
[76:13] >> I've had a lot of friends that have done
[76:16] activities like that.
[76:17] >> Yeah.
[76:19] >> I mean, at the end of the day, dude,
[76:21] it's like a It's a [ __ ] shitty
[76:23] >> piece of junk. It's all junk. You're
[76:26] just having fun like
[76:27] >> Yeah.
[76:28] >> No, people get so like bent up over
[76:29] stuff but
[76:32] >> you know,
[76:33] >> I'm just on I'm just on Instagram right
[76:34] now because I know there's no chance I'm
[76:36] going to pull up porn.
[76:38] >> Also reminds me of the GT350H's back in
[76:40] the 60s.
[76:42] >> Reminds me of the GT350H's back in the
[76:44] 60s, too. When people would
[76:46] >> Oh, the one that Mustangs and stuff.
[76:49] >> Yeah. They would take them from Her uh
[76:51] Hurst.
[76:51] >> That's what I was going to say.
[76:52] >> Yeah,
[76:53] >> it's what I was going to say. And It
[76:56] doesn't. It could do anything. You could
[76:57] do that. You could do that with
[76:58] anything. Like, oh, you have a Corolla.
[77:01] You have a Corolla and like you need new
[77:03] tires. Just go rent a Corolla from from
[77:07] Enterprise and just swap the wheels from
[77:11] that onto yours. Like, oh, did your
[77:13] catalytic converter get stolen? like
[77:16] just go and take the one off of a rental
[77:20] and then go to Atlanta and then come
[77:23] back and be like, "Yeah, someone stole
[77:24] the catalytic converter. Call
[77:26] insurance." You know, it very illegal,
[77:29] but I mean, you could do that with
[77:30] anything. You could do that with seats
[77:32] on the inside. Like, oh, did you have
[77:34] burnt up like worn out seats? Go rent a
[77:36] car that's the same of yours. Take the
[77:38] seats out of it. Put your old seats in.
[77:41] Yeah, you can do those seats. You could
[77:42] do that with like chipped up, nasty
[77:44] steering wheels. You could do that with
[77:46] anything
[77:47] >> and take it back. Take it back to an
[77:50] enterprise where that wasn't the
[77:52] original one.
[77:53] >> Yeah. Different enterprise.
[77:54] >> Like go to like if you got like one here
[77:56] in the Philly area, [ __ ] drive to
[77:59] Harrisburg airport.
[78:00] >> Oh no. If you got it in Philly, you can
[78:01] just bring it back to Philly cuz they
[78:03] don't give a [ __ ] about that. But if you
[78:04] get it if you if you pick it up in
[78:06] Westchester,
[78:08] >> bring it back to Philly. Bring it back
[78:10] to Philly. Drop it off. Drop it
[78:11] somewhere. Yeah. drop it at the airport
[78:13] or drop it some even better if you can
[78:17] return it during inclement weather
[78:20] >> because what happens is they start cuz
[78:22] with and again I don't know this from
[78:24] experience I just heard about this
[78:27] >> when there's inclement weather all of
[78:29] the flights start getting cancelled so
[78:31] people start renting cars and then the
[78:33] the car rental agencies they start
[78:37] loosening their restrictions they don't
[78:39] do car inspections because when you drop
[78:41] something there. They're fueling it and
[78:44] sending it right back because they've
[78:46] got 150 people in line. This happened to
[78:48] me at O'Hare airport. I got a car that
[78:50] hadn't been inspected. It was disgusting
[78:52] on the inside because it was O'Hare.
[78:55] >> Yeah. Yes. Like 60 like like 60% of all
[79:00] flights. O'Hare typically did something
[79:02] like 250 takeoffs an hour. They were
[79:06] doing 20 takeoffs an hour because of the
[79:10] snowstorm. and the ATC
[79:13] >> shortage that they had because this was
[79:15] when Trump uh shut down the government
[79:17] or when they shut down the government uh
[79:19] there was no air traffic controllers and
[79:21] there was a snowstorm. So her was doing
[79:23] 20 takeoffs an hour. Almost every flight
[79:26] was substantially delayed or cancelled.
[79:29] There was a line out the door for rental
[79:30] cars and I was like wow you could just
[79:32] return anything
[79:33] >> to to to Enterprise right now and they
[79:36] would send you out the door with it. So
[79:38] Yep. Yeah.
[79:39] >> Are you sure you guys gave me a 2016
[79:41] Elantre? I thought it for sure was this
[79:43] 93 Metro.
[79:44] >> Yeah.
[79:45] >> LIKE JUST
[79:47] >> WHAT?
[79:47] >> You can do anything, bro. Swap the
[79:49] wheels. Swap the engine. Swap the
[79:51] interior. Swap the ed Oh, I need a new
[79:53] radiator. Well, guess what? A new
[79:54] radiator is $300, but that rental's only
[79:57] 70 bucks.
[79:58] >> [ __ ] If I had a If I had a If I got a
[80:01] Kia, I would have taken the cabin air
[80:04] filter for myself
[80:05] >> and then just have a new one for myself.
[80:07] And by the way, none of this is advice.
[80:08] We are not telling you to go do this.
[80:10] We're just talking about a thing.
[80:12] >> We're talking about a thing that
[80:13] criminals do.
[80:15] >> Don't you do this cuz that's bad.
[80:19] Someone in the comments said, "Some kids
[80:20] I went to school with were so dumb when
[80:23] it came to crimes, they stole a school
[80:26] bus and tried to scrap it without the
[80:30] title."
[80:30] >> Yeah. Yeah.
[80:31] >> Did some people
[80:32] >> That's funny. When I was a substitute
[80:34] teacher, we had a um 2-hour delay one
[80:37] time in May near the end of the school
[80:42] year. And it was really weird to like
[80:44] wake up the next day and at the at this
[80:46] time it was far enough into the future.
[80:47] This would have been like 2007.
[80:50] No, it was been in 2009
[80:52] 8, no nine. And I just get an email like
[80:57] on the way or a text and it says uh we
[80:59] are operating on a 2-hour delay
[81:00] schedule. I'm like it's May. Why are we
[81:02] on a two-hour delay? And it turned out
[81:06] someone had gone to RNJ Bus because we
[81:09] the school I worked for um uh just
[81:12] outsourced to, you know, a busing
[81:14] company. They didn't own the buses
[81:16] themselves and
[81:18] put a bunch of golf tees in the valve
[81:21] stems of like a whole bunch of school
[81:23] bus and let all the air out of the
[81:24] tires.
[81:24] >> Was there like a test going on or
[81:26] something? Yeah, I I think it was just
[81:28] like it was a out of all the senior
[81:30] pranks, that's a pretty shitty senior
[81:32] prank. But then again, a two-hour delay.
[81:35] That's all.
[81:37] >> We see this.
[81:38] >> So when I was
[81:39] >> But we didn't know if it was people from
[81:41] Blue Mountain School District.
[81:43] >> [ __ ] yeah.
[81:44] >> We didn't know if it was Blue Mountain
[81:45] School District or Skook Haven School
[81:47] District because they both use RJ tours.
[81:49] So h who knows? So, I'm I'm originally
[81:53] from Maryland, and the high school,
[81:56] Kaitensville High School, good old
[81:59] Kaitensville High, was a mix of like
[82:03] southern Maryland white kids and just
[82:06] like like everyone everyone mixed,
[82:09] big school, big high school. Oh, there's
[82:12] Kay right there.
[82:14] >> What is this?
[82:14] >> Oh, wait. That's your When we were
[82:16] driving the Miata when my Miata, my MR2.
[82:18] Yeah. Yeah.
[82:19] >> Oh, it drives so well. we talked about
[82:21] before. I got to drive it again. It
[82:22] drives so good now with all new rubber
[82:24] and all new bushings and stuff like
[82:26] that.
[82:26] >> It's another one of those very emotional
[82:28] vehicles.
[82:29] >> Yeah,
[82:29] >> really. It reminded me the
[82:32] >> I don't I don't know what exactly
[82:34] reminded me of the RX7 so much. But
[82:36] >> yeah,
[82:36] >> I really like this the angled the I'm
[82:40] watching your levels. It picks me up
[82:41] good. Uh I really like the angled um
[82:43] shifter.
[82:44] >> Yeah, the pistol grip. Yeah, that was a
[82:47] very Toyota thing. Like it's it's so
[82:50] like third gear is straight and then
[82:52] everything else.
[82:53] >> That's how the Supras are, the Mark II.
[82:54] Do you still have You have the original
[82:56] shifter in yours, right? No, I was I was
[82:58] talking
[82:58] >> like that.
[82:59] >> I was talking to um the guys from uh I
[83:02] was mentioning the angle uh to the guys
[83:04] at RT Tuning and they said, "Oh, you if
[83:07] you want that thing straight up and
[83:08] down, you can fix that. You can just
[83:10] adjust the the cables in there. You now
[83:12] you don't like you like it? Hell no.
[83:14] Leave that. Leave that as it is, dude.
[83:16] It's like riding a fighter jet.
[83:19] >> The CRV.
[83:20] >> It's Hotass, bro. You got your hands on
[83:22] throttle and stick.
[83:23] >> Did you see that? There's someone I got
[83:26] to find him on Instagram. Um, there's
[83:28] someone with a SW20 uh second gen MR2
[83:33] who is running the boosted 2GR engine in
[83:36] it, but the way he's boosting the engine
[83:40] is not with the engine in the trunk.
[83:43] He's [ __ ] running an APU.
[83:46] >> Oh, I have seen that guy.
[83:47] >> Yes. Okay, that guy is insane. That is a
[83:50] board engineer.
[83:50] >> When you say APU, that means auxiliary
[83:53] power unit,
[83:54] >> turbine.
[83:55] >> That is a jet engine. You know, when you
[83:58] look at um uh uh an airplane parked at
[84:01] the gate and if you see it from behind,
[84:03] it has the butthole in the back by the
[84:06] end of the wings. So, most jet engines
[84:08] have two main jet engines. There's a
[84:10] third one, a little one way in the back.
[84:12] And all that's jet, all it is is hooked
[84:15] up to a big [ __ ] alternator. And that
[84:18] you start the little one that starts
[84:21] your alternator that makes a whole bunch
[84:23] of electricity that starts that hits the
[84:25] starter motors for the main ones if
[84:28] you're not connected already to ground
[84:29] power. This is all stuff uh Tony
[84:31] Airlines uh taught me. But those little
[84:34] APU units, people do dumb fun [ __ ] You
[84:38] can get them cheap at a government
[84:39] auctions. That's one of my favorite
[84:42] things about like
[84:45] the late 80s, mid 80s, late 80s like
[84:48] small Toyota community is that there are
[84:51] so many entirely way too bored engineers
[84:54] that just dump so much time into those
[84:57] things. The APU guy is one. That car is
[85:01] crazy. There's a guy somewhere over in
[85:02] the UK that has um Oh yeah, there it is.
[85:05] This is [ __ ] insane.
[85:09] There's a guy who has a um an MR2
[85:12] Spider, like a newer one
[85:14] >> that
[85:16] has like a continual anti-lag system
[85:19] with like an afterburning chamber that
[85:22] you can just switch on and it'll just
[85:23] sit at like 20 pounds of boost.
[85:25] >> [ __ ] off.
[85:26] >> And that's that's actually a track car.
[85:28] Like this is some guy's project, but
[85:29] that guy actually tracks his thing. This
[85:31] guy, they didn't link to the actual uh
[85:33] guy's uh uh Instagram channel. I forgot
[85:36] what it is. He has some night shots here
[85:37] that that guy did put a extra um um he
[85:42] made his own little afterburner for an
[85:43] APU. They say it's a helicopter engine.
[85:46] It's not. A helicopter engine would be
[85:48] >> Well, okay. Depends. Yeah. What it is
[85:51] >> like the R like the Robinson R66
[85:54] >> Mhm.
[85:55] >> Um has a tiny little jet turbine that
[85:57] runs that helicopter. So maybe I don't
[86:00] know.
[86:00] >> Chat, um I haven't ignored you. Um, we
[86:04] are taking super chats if you feel like
[86:06] being uh generous. Um, but someone says,
[86:10] "Check out Ryan Mitchell from uh KC Max.
[86:14] He uses a giant compressed air tank to
[86:16] booth boost his drag car Firebird." So
[86:20] Ryan Mitchell
[86:22] CK Maxx. Okay, that's a big thing that
[86:25] KC Max Kansas City.
[86:27] >> I think we can kind of think that from
[86:30] the diesel world. M
[86:32] >> a lot of diesel guys
[86:35] like in the mid200s started using
[86:37] compressed air to spool up these huge
[86:39] uber massive turbos.
[86:45] >> The Firebird
[86:53] I love. Keep trying weird stuff.
[87:05] Yep.
[87:09] Egg.
[87:13] >> Yeah, that's it.
[87:15] >> Let's see this thing. Let's see this
[87:16] thing.
[87:18] >> We get a peep of this.
[87:21] >> All right. So, Oh, we can uh
[87:24] >> body panels are for losers.
[87:26] >> Scuba Steve, let's go.
[87:29] Oh my god.
[87:34] Wow.
[87:42] Okay. Is this somebody's video that he
[87:43] made about this video?
[87:47] Aka Scuba Steve. Mhm.
[87:53] See, it's like that stuff is really
[87:55] cool.
[87:57] all the stuff around it like actually
[87:59] managing that power.
[88:01] >> Yeah.
[88:03] >> To have it actually have it grip not
[88:05] spin.
[88:06] >> Yeah.
[88:06] >> You got to think like the rest the the
[88:08] classic
[88:10] >> like supercharging, turbocharging,
[88:12] nitrous. There there are so many
[88:14] automotive specific controllers and ECU
[88:16] functions and
[88:18] >> whatever for that. There is nothing to
[88:20] control
[88:21] >> compressed air boosting a motor in an
[88:23] automotive application. And so all of
[88:24] the control scheme for that thing that
[88:26] guy has also had to figure out. So it's
[88:28] not even the initial layout. There's so
[88:30] much more constant coming in. It's not
[88:32] going to ramp with uh
[88:34] >> well you had to figure out I guarantee
[88:35] you we had to figure out a way to ramp
[88:37] it.
[88:37] >> Like that's what really impresses me
[88:40] about that stuff is like there's the
[88:42] initial idea, but then everything to
[88:44] actually make it work smoothly is just
[88:47] >> Mhm.
[88:48] >> So awesome. So awesome. I guarantee
[88:51] talking to that guy is probably so cool.
[88:52] >> Yeah.
[88:56] H.
[88:58] Um, I've seen the day where pilots were
[89:00] successful in demanding two people in
[89:03] the cockpit. Apparently, airlines are
[89:05] trying to only get one. [ __ ] No,
[89:07] no no.
[89:08] >> That'll never fly.
[89:09] >> No pun intended.
[89:10] >> Yeah. Union unions would would never
[89:13] allow that. my my favorite uh thing that
[89:17] we do with planes uh instead of having a
[89:20] tiny engine. Uh
[89:26] my favorite is when we just say [ __ ] it
[89:29] and just put a third engine on top.
[89:35] Yeah, the the tri jets. Uh T Tony can
[89:38] speak uh more to
[89:41] >> more to length about that. Originally
[89:44] like we had the four the the um the quad
[89:47] jets your 747 and there was another
[89:49] version of that and those are for
[89:51] crossing the Atlantic and as as jet
[89:54] engines became bypass jet engines and
[89:57] then high by high bypass they thought
[90:00] you know we don't need four two is fine
[90:03] we can do cross the Atlantic we can
[90:05] cross the Pacific fine and the
[90:07] regulators were like I don't know what
[90:10] happens if you lose one I'm like it
[90:12] doesn't matter. They're they're huge
[90:15] now. Like
[90:17] you better have at least three. So then
[90:18] they came up with the trijet just
[90:21] >> it's like a midway.
[90:22] >> It was just to make the regulators shut
[90:24] up. Like they didn't need a third jet
[90:26] engine at the time.
[90:27] >> Although these ones right here, these
[90:29] are not that these are not high bypass.
[90:31] These are older ones. So maybe they did.
[90:33] I guess
[90:34] >> I know it's such a nerd thing to have a
[90:36] favorite private jet, but my favorite
[90:38] private jet is the Dissult Falcon 50X
[90:41] just because it's just such a cool
[90:44] concept. They're they're like, "Nah,
[90:46] screw it. Just like shove a third one
[90:48] right on top into the and like right on
[90:51] top of the fuselage.
[90:53] >> Just forget about it."
[90:54] >> In vehicle. Yeah,
[90:55] >> it's Dude, you pull up in this,
[90:58] >> everyone's turning and looking and being
[91:00] like,
[91:00] >> if you are not Austin Powers walking out
[91:03] of that [ __ ] thing, then who are you?
[91:04] Actually,
[91:05] >> yeah. Huge big dick walk coming out of
[91:07] that.
[91:08] >> The windows are circular.
[91:10] >> Tony's probably flying today. Our
[91:12] resident pilot like there is like he
[91:16] he's been trying to get he's going to be
[91:17] flying to Germany again. He's like,
[91:19] "Hey, do you want to go to Hamburg for
[91:20] like a And I'm like, I kind of do, but
[91:22] at the same time, when I if I would ride
[91:25] on his buddy pass, and this is me just
[91:28] being a YouTuber, that means I got to
[91:31] fly economy over the Atlantic.
[91:35] And I know I'm flying for free.
[91:37] >> [ __ ]
[91:38] >> [ __ ] [ __ ]
[91:40] >> It's like that guy at the gym that I was
[91:42] talking about, the guy at my gym who's
[91:43] trying to win the sauna. He's he's a
[91:46] younger guy and he's just a guy in the
[91:48] sauna and I go in there from time to
[91:50] time. He's a nice guy. I talk to him.
[91:52] But he's just sitting there. He'll be in
[91:53] there for an hour. He'll come out. He'll
[91:56] like jump in the shower, get back in the
[91:58] sauna. And you'll go into the sauna and
[92:01] he's just there in like booty shorts or
[92:04] whatever, just covered in sweat. And
[92:07] you'll be there in silence. And
[92:09] occasionally he'll be going
[92:13] just to let you know he's been in there
[92:14] for six.
[92:15] >> Damn.
[92:19] >> It's like It's like a It's like a
[92:21] [ __ ] clock tolling. It's a damn an
[92:22] hour.
[92:24] >> Oh, [ __ ]
[92:27] I've been in here for so long.
[92:30] >> Feels good. I swear to God, I drop like
[92:34] seven pounds a day in here. Oh my god,
[92:37] >> dude. It's Yeah. As far as private
[92:39] aircraft as far as private aircraft go,
[92:42] like they're pretty cheap.
[92:43] >> Mhm.
[92:44] >> You know,
[92:46] >> $4 million.
[92:48] >> Okay. All right. All right. Hold on.
[92:49] Hold on. Hold on. Time for the context
[92:51] hat.
[92:52] >> Yeah.
[92:53] >> Here we go.
[92:54] >> Were you going to look up a golf stream?
[92:56] >> No. Bombardier. Bombardier.
[93:01] No.
[93:04] We're not looking at We're not looking
[93:06] at Gulfream. You know, before I bought
[93:08] this house, I was honestly considering
[93:11] not honestly considering more gooning
[93:14] considering
[93:15] buying a twin engine prop plane and
[93:18] saying, "Hey, Tony, fly me around."
[93:21] >> All right. Well, there's none on
[93:22] controller. But
[93:24] >> you're not just trade a plane.
[93:26] >> You're just on trade a plane.
[93:31] >> Uh
[93:31] >> $8 million.
[93:33] >> Yeah, just get that. I can't afford it.
[93:34] >> Global 800.
[93:36] >> Global 8500.
[93:38] Uh, by the way, uh, Taylor Swift has two
[93:41] of these.
[93:41] >> What the?
[93:43] >> They they retail for $90 million. They
[93:46] have three rooms.
[93:47] >> Oh my god. It's landlord [ __ ] gray
[93:49] over gentrification white.
[93:52] Are you [ __ ] serious, dude? How
[93:53] boring can we get as a [ __ ] society?
[93:56] Actually, oh, good. It looks like an
[93:57] Airbnb inside.
[93:58] >> Jesus Christ.
[94:01] >> Moving on. You know, I'm on like what?
[94:02] Looking at this, I kind of understand
[94:04] what the Saudi princes are about.
[94:08] >> Oh my god. Yeah.
[94:09] >> 8,000 nautical miles in.
[94:10] >> There's a third color.
[94:12] >> Beige.
[94:14] >> Mhm.
[94:15] >> Dang.
[94:15] >> But no, you're not you're not you're not
[94:17] you're not you're not getting it with
[94:18] the stock interior. Come on. You're not
[94:20] you're not getting it with their
[94:21] interior.
[94:22] >> You're you're you're specking it. You're
[94:24] calling them them up and they be like,
[94:26] "No no no.
[94:26] >> Oh, you got the poverty option."
[94:28] >> Yeah. No, you only spent you only you
[94:31] bought the base model for 90.
[94:33] >> You bought the base model here.
[94:35] >> No, you didn't buy You didn't buy You're
[94:37] not buying the base model
[94:38] >> just on principal.
[94:39] >> I could be wrong. Someone someone could
[94:41] correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty
[94:43] sure that this the Global 8500 is the uh
[94:45] has the longest range of any private
[94:48] >> on principal.
[94:49] >> Uh Tony's in the chat. He says, "My
[94:51] flight to Lisbon got cancelled, so I'm
[94:53] off the next three day next three days."
[94:56] Damn. Now, Tony, I'm going skiing
[94:58] tomorrow. Wait. Oh, no.
[95:02] >> Have you seen the Honda Jet?
[95:04] >> No.
[95:04] >> Tony. Okay.
[95:07] >> Kay has not seen the Honda Jet.
[95:08] >> All right. Apparently, there's a Honda
[95:10] Jet.
[95:10] >> Dude, this thing was Is it a 150?
[95:12] >> This thing was like Yeah. Yeah. It's a
[95:15] 150cc scooters. Look at that thing. The
[95:18] necessels are not attached to the
[95:20] fuchsilage. They're attached to the
[95:21] wings to put vibration into the wings
[95:23] and not the fuselage. Really? I saw one
[95:26] of these. Tony and I were there with my
[95:28] friend Greg and we went to
[95:30] >> Wow.
[95:31] >> Tony and I got to got to uh I don't know
[95:34] if if Tony and I did we get to go in
[95:36] this
[95:37] >> because that we didn't get to fly in.
[95:39] >> Let me see the interior.
[95:41] >> The interior is very uh
[95:45] cramped.
[95:46] >> Oh wow.
[95:47] >> Yeah. It's it's a tiny plane.
[95:49] >> This is like Okay. If this was a car,
[95:51] it'd be the Lexus LC 400.
[95:54] >> Yeah. Yeah, it's tiny. It's tiny, but
[95:57] it's like the grand tour to
[96:00] horror.
[96:02] >> I like that view.
[96:04] If anyone If anyone tries to complain to
[96:07] you by telling you or tries to insult
[96:09] you or offend you by telling you that
[96:11] your private jet is too small,
[96:13] >> Yeah.
[96:14] >> you've made it.
[96:15] >> Yes.
[96:18] >> Uh,
[96:19] >> this thing is cool though. It's like
[96:20] >> Tony Airlines says
[96:22] >> Tony Airlines says it's cheap because
[96:24] the annual the annual inspection is six
[96:28] figures in this.
[96:30] >> Yeah.
[96:31] >> Yeah.
[96:31] >> Yeah.
[96:32] >> Cool little plane.
[96:33] >> Yeah,
[96:33] >> you would like it.
[96:34] >> What a funky little thing. Yeah,
[96:36] >> you would like it a lot.
[96:38] >> Um
[96:39] >> tiny tiny.
[96:40] >> It's overpriced just by a TBM at one.
[96:42] Yeah, that was something that Tony was
[96:43] telling me like the new uh the new Dr.
[96:47] Killer. And by this I mean the doctor
[96:50] killer, you know, like a doctor who owns
[96:51] like a bunch of doctors. And by that he
[96:53] owns a bunch of practices. He's above a
[96:55] Sirrus SR22. Uh Tony was telling me the
[96:59] new like dumb rich like nature trying to
[97:02] kill the rich is uh is this plane.
[97:06] >> Yep. This
[97:08] >> not this. Well, real real quick just
[97:10] before you get off of this. These are
[97:13] expensive for the same reason that K
[97:16] trucks would be expensive if they were
[97:18] sold by dealers in the United States.
[97:21] Oh, it's small and you want it because
[97:24] it's small, therefore expensive.
[97:30] >> As you as you were saying,
[97:31] >> that is sexy from that angle.
[97:34] >> I I need I need both hands. I have to
[97:35] look up uh
[97:38] this is a two-hand job.
[97:41] It's a two-hander.
[97:44] >> Oh, yeah.
[97:50] >> Pilates.
[97:51] >> Okay, so me and Allan Me and Allan are
[97:53] buying an Evo 6. Me and who was it?
[97:58] Me and you, Drain, can buy this [ __ ] ass
[98:01] little Honda thing.
[98:02] >> The Honda Jet.
[98:02] >> Yeah, the Honda Jet. Something something
[98:04] >> for like a few mil.
[98:06] >> Yeah. Okay.
[98:06] >> A million from you and a million from
[98:08] me.
[98:08] >> Yeah.
[98:09] >> Cool. Easy. What? Done.
[98:11] >> What? That's like down payment. We need
[98:12] to put up a little bit more than that.
[98:14] >> No, that's I'm not trying to make a bare
[98:15] minimum down payment.
[98:16] >> Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. All right.
[98:18] Okay. All right. Fair enough.
[98:19] >> And then who else was I? What? There was
[98:22] the the Evo 6.
[98:24] >> Hold on.
[98:26] If you actually wanted a jet, you can
[98:28] get little like Cessna jets uh for like
[98:33] less than a house,
[98:36] like 200,000. I mean, they're from the
[98:38] 70s, so your engines might just blow up
[98:40] and you might just die in the middle of
[98:42] the air, but that'd be a cool way to
[98:43] die. Okay. Used. Oh, half ownership.
[98:46] Half ownership of Nope. Oh, you're
[98:48] buying a time share.
[98:50] >> Nope.
[98:50] >> One 1.7 million gets you this. This is
[98:55] bigger than a Honda Jet.
[98:57] >> Yep. It is as fast as a That's the thing
[98:59] they don't say. Honda jets aren't that
[99:00] fast. This is a turbo prop. So, it's a
[99:03] jet engine driving a propeller. So, tons
[99:05] of torque. And I rode in these when I
[99:07] was a teacher in Alaska.
[99:09] >> You've been in a turbo jet?
[99:10] >> I turbo prop.
[99:11] >> Turbo props.
[99:13] >> I I was in this. This was the nice one
[99:15] that you get. Now, ours was outfitted
[99:17] for like cargo area. This is not stole,
[99:19] but this thing can take off from shorter
[99:21] land rates. It can land on dirt.
[99:24] >> So, our runway was dirt in my village
[99:26] when I was teaching in Alaska. So this
[99:29] this John um flew smooth like a jet but
[99:33] also could fly slow like a prop. So and
[99:37] the FAA says you can fly this thing
[99:40] solo. You don't need a co-pilot.
[99:43] >> Awesome.
[99:43] >> So
[99:45] >> these these rich [ __ ]
[99:46] >> my [ __ ] turbo prop.
[99:47] >> Yeah.
[99:48] >> These rich [ __ ] like Oh, you mean I can
[99:50] I can This is what Tony was saying if
[99:53] Tony's in the chat. Uh he was telling me
[99:55] that people can fly this, get their ILS
[99:58] rating and then just uh go [ __ ] turn
[100:01] themselves into a Kennedy, you know, off
[100:04] of Martha's Vineyard in one of these
[100:05] things cuz they don't know what they're
[100:07] doing in something like this.
[100:09] >> So dude, those Honda jets you can get.
[100:11] >> Yeah, we can get I'm I'm looking at a
[100:12] 2017 Honda Jet for $9.95,000
[100:16] >> located in Hammond, Louisiana. What What
[100:19] a share of a Honda Jet.
[100:20] >> Nope. the full the thing the the full
[100:23] Honda jet
[100:24] >> for one third interest. Yeah. Yeah.
[100:27] >> I mean, to be honest, that's the way
[100:29] most people own planes these days.
[100:31] >> These things are cool. They have the
[100:34] freaking um like adjustable
[100:37] they regulate speed with, as I
[100:40] understand, I'm sure it's different
[100:42] across the board, but those things
[100:43] regulate speed with the prop pitch,
[100:47] which is super cool. I just think that's
[100:50] so neat. Tony just said, uh, you don't
[100:53] even need an instrument rating to fly a
[100:55] PC12.
[100:57] Just a just a private pilot's license.
[100:59] So just VFR, visual flight rule, high
[101:02] performance and complex endorsement. You
[101:04] do not need no. So you can fly a PC12
[101:09] without knowing how to land in low
[101:12] visibility and use the instruments.
[101:16] >> Scary.
[101:16] >> Hey, Frey. All right, hold on. Hold on.
[101:18] Wait, let me let me just hold on. Let me
[101:20] just do it. Let me do an enactment here.
[101:22] >> All right. 3 months in the future.
[101:25] What's up, Frey? You got to move the
[101:27] boat. The PC12 needs a spot.
[101:30] >> Yep. It's coming. It's on the way right
[101:32] now. We're an hour out.
[101:36] >> Here's one that we can just own
[101:37] ourselves for 2.7 million.
[101:41] >> What is
[101:43] >> Pretty sure we could buy an F-16, too.
[101:45] >> Buy an F-16. Yeah, that would be
[101:47] >> dude. With enough money, you can buy
[101:48] anything you want.
[101:49] >> Yeah, this
[101:50] >> that's that's where we are.
[101:51] >> So, hello chat. Thank you for um
[101:54] >> thank you for watching through all this.
[101:56] Uh we are taking super chats if you want
[101:58] to. Honestly, the Cessna Aerostar is
[102:01] [ __ ] cool, too. Yeah. Um
[102:04] >> the Honda logo on the wheel.
[102:05] >> I love that.
[102:06] >> That's why it's called Honda Jet. It's
[102:08] made by Honda.
[102:10] >> It's only called a Honda Jet because the
[102:12] Honda logo is on the steering wheel. You
[102:14] will notice. Yeah,
[102:15] >> the steering wheel is made by Honda.
[102:16] >> Uh, thank you so much for watching while
[102:19] these guys uh decide what we're going to
[102:21] talk about next. Talk once more about
[102:23] our giveaway. This is a two is a 1995
[102:28] Toyota Starlet GT Turbo. This giveaway
[102:31] is ending tonight and I don't know when
[102:33] we're going to get our hands on
[102:35] something this beautiful again. This is
[102:37] a 165 horsepower car that only weighs
[102:41] three tacos above 2,000 lbs. This thing
[102:45] will outrun most average cars on the
[102:48] road. It makes boost. It has an
[102:50] aftermarket intercooler.
[102:52] >> Uh banana K called it a banana banana
[102:56] exhaust header.
[102:57] >> Um uh two inner probably a boost
[103:00] controller because the limited boost.
[103:02] There it is. There's the side shot. Me
[103:03] smiling. And I smile all the time when I
[103:05] ride this coilovers. It handles like a
[103:08] dream.
[103:09] >> It's on works.
[103:10] >> It is on on works.
[103:11] >> It's on works.
[103:12] >> Nice. The the um
[103:16] I'm going to miss it when it goes. We
[103:17] will announce the winner when when we uh
[103:20] find out who the winner is. Again, with
[103:22] giveaways, I don't choose the winner.
[103:24] Please enter this giveaway. You're
[103:25] helping regular car reviews continue in
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[103:53] Uh please enter this giveaway. You're
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[104:01] There's nothing quite like a Starllet
[104:03] GT2 turbo. They never existed in the
[104:06] United States. People from outside this
[104:08] country who are watching this,
[104:09] especially Australia, New Zealand, UK,
[104:13] Ireland, and Greece, that that's another
[104:15] thing I didn't know these things were
[104:16] very popular in Greece because in Greece
[104:19] they had a tax limit at 1.3 L. After
[104:25] that they like the surge charging or
[104:27] something like oh you have a big car
[104:29] can't have this. So this car was the
[104:31] thing that everybody wanted because the
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[104:41] Please enter this giveaway. You're
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[104:47] >> Look at that.
[104:47] >> I'm going to get uh Anybody need a
[104:49] drink? I'm going to make a run to the
[104:50] bar.
[104:51] >> No.
[104:53] something galcoholic. I'll come with
[104:55] you. You need a water. This was just
[104:58] like that plane meet and drain shared
[105:00] this. Uh
[105:00] >> yeah,
[105:02] >> the jingling.
[105:04] >> Yeah, I'm taxing your coffee, too.
[105:06] >> Okay. Uh here's the mic. Uh you can uh
[105:10] check out the chat if you want. Um we
[105:13] want some some people want water and
[105:16] RCR's leap prog
[105:19] and going into smaller jets. How much
[105:20] are you making? We're dreaming right
[105:22] now buddy.
[105:24] >> We're dreaming. Get me a cos Cosmo. No,
[105:27] >> we're not. We're not Let's correct this
[105:29] man real quick.
[105:30] >> We're not dreaming. We're
[105:32] >> manifesting. We're not dreamers.
[105:34] Exactly. You're right. We're
[105:35] manifesting. We're generating wealth
[105:39] with our brains. And in my fivepart
[105:41] course, no, but can you imagine?
[105:43] >> All right.
[105:45] >> Have we told the story of the van
[105:48] >> of like procuring the van? How much of
[105:50] the Yeah. Oh,
[105:52] >> all right. We got a We got a tail. I
[105:55] think that's a pretty good one.
[105:56] >> Okay, that is a tail.
[105:58] >> What can I Okay, so you know what I
[105:59] usually call that? How can we not call
[106:02] it that?
[106:03] >> What do we call it? The
[106:09] >> my
[106:09] >> What do you Wait, what do you call my
[106:10] van?
[106:12] >> Wait, do you have a mean name for
[106:13] >> No, you remember when we picked it up?
[106:15] >> Uh-huh. It was the
[106:19] something for something van.
[106:21] >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. So, I
[106:24] I bought I purchased a van um from an
[106:27] individual that will be unnamed. And
[106:29] >> we're going to go back and forth as I
[106:30] come into this.
[106:31] >> Oh my god. It was Okay. So, I bought a
[106:34] van and um back I b Okay, I bought a Why
[106:38] do only two people have a mic? Because
[106:40] only two people are cool enough to have
[106:42] mics.
[106:42] >> No mic.
[106:43] >> Okay. Uh I don't know. That's a Brian
[106:46] question. The mics pick up anything
[106:48] anywhere. I'm watching the audio levels.
[106:50] The mics pick stuff up from anywhere.
[106:51] Anyway, so I bought a I bought a uh
[106:54] about a year ago, I bought a 2006
[107:00] uh E250 Econoline 54 Triton
[107:05] uh van. It had 149,000 miles on it and
[107:11] it was purchased in Georgia.
[107:15] >> You are right.
[107:16] >> [ __ ] ass Georgia
[107:17] >> for So this guy was selling it. All
[107:22] right. So I bought it from a guy I knew.
[107:26] I essentially I essentially commissioned
[107:29] a friend of mine to build who who lived
[107:34] in Georgia to procure me
[107:39] to procure and fit out a van for my
[107:44] business needs. And so this dude, he was
[107:48] like, "I found," and he had a real deep
[107:51] southern accent. "I found a van." He
[107:55] found me a van. It w it had it had it
[107:58] had low miles. It had no rust on it. It
[108:01] was previously used as a detailing van.
[108:03] So, the dude that owned it just drove it
[108:04] around Georgia local distances just
[108:07] detailing cars out of it. So, it was low
[108:09] mileage, light use, real good shape.
[108:13] vanapped.
[108:14] >> So he
[108:16] So the thing is this guy that I bought
[108:19] it at, he convinced me that I could buy
[108:22] a van off of him by showing him or he
[108:27] showed me pictures of other vans he had
[108:31] built. And what I found out through this
[108:36] process of working with this guy is that
[108:39] he was very
[108:41] good.
[108:44] I won't say very good. He was very good.
[108:47] I was I was going to say he's very good
[108:49] at doing vehicle interiors. He's very
[108:52] good at taking goodlooking pictures of
[108:54] his vehicle interiors that he did.
[108:57] >> Very sociable and convincing.
[108:59] >> Very friendly. Very convincing.
[109:02] So, basically what he told me was, "I
[109:04] found you a van. The guy doesn't know
[109:07] what's wrong with it. I know what's
[109:10] wrong with it." So, what this guy
[109:11] thought was wrong with it was that it
[109:13] had an aftermarket
[109:15] uh it had an after No, it had an
[109:17] aftermarket anti- theft device in it.
[109:20] And so what would happen was the guy was
[109:23] drive, he would drive it, he would drive
[109:24] it, he would drive it, and it would die
[109:26] on the road, and he would have to
[109:30] pull over, put it in park, turn it back
[109:33] on again, and then it would start up,
[109:34] and he would be able to drive it from
[109:35] between 20 and 30 minutes, and then it
[109:37] would die again.
[109:39] And so the guys And so the guy I'm
[109:41] buying it from is like, "I know exactly
[109:42] what's wrong with this thing. The seller
[109:44] doesn't know. I took one look at it. I
[109:45] know exactly what's wrong with it." He
[109:46] wants $2,000 for it. It's a steal. And
[109:49] then he wanted everything else for it.
[109:52] And uh he he uh he charged me um a
[109:55] reasonable amount of money. It was it
[109:57] was a reasonable amount of money um for
[110:01] uh an interior retrofit. It had it had
[110:04] plywood paneling. It had era. It had um
[110:07] new uh LED lighting. It had it had a
[110:11] wood floor or LV. Yeah. It had wood
[110:14] floor, which the wood floor is great.
[110:15] The wood cargo bed makes it real easy to
[110:17] slide stuff in and out of there. And so
[110:21] I paid for this for this guy because at
[110:23] the up till this time for my business, I
[110:25] was renting cargo vans from Enterprise
[110:29] Commercial and every time I rented a
[110:31] van, it was $1,000.
[110:32] >> Damn.
[110:33] >> So because they charge you for after a
[110:35] certain mileage or whatever. Okay, I'm
[110:37] going to a trade show in
[110:41] Atlanta or
[110:44] Orlando.
[110:45] I need to drive, you know, $1,800 round
[110:50] trip. So, I'm I'm getting this van and
[110:52] it's it's it's a it's more than $1,000
[110:55] just to rent the van, let alone the fuel
[110:59] costs on top of that. And I was just
[111:01] like, do you want your chair back?
[111:02] >> No. And I was just like, at this point
[111:05] it's more economical cuz I did that like
[111:07] seven times in one year. And I was like,
[111:08] at this point it's more economical for
[111:10] me to just buy a vehicle. So I went to
[111:13] buy this vehicle and the dude told me
[111:17] that upon payment I would have my
[111:21] vehicle within
[111:24] >> like six weeks. Yeah,
[111:25] >> like six weeks. just in time for a show
[111:28] I was doing in um I bought it in April
[111:32] of uh 20 uh 2024.
[111:35] >> Yep.
[111:35] >> And he was like just in time just in
[111:37] time for this show that I was going to
[111:39] go do in May. So anyways, as you may get
[111:42] the gist of that did not happen.
[111:44] >> Did not happen. Did not get the van.
[111:46] >> That did not happen.
[111:47] >> I didn't get the van in May. I didn't
[111:49] get it in June. What was August
[111:51] September?
[111:51] >> It would take me four weeks at a time to
[111:53] get back to you. Yes, it will take it
[111:55] will take me six weeks to return your
[111:57] text messages.
[111:59] >> Just as aside, just like some guy in
[112:02] Philly just driving the snowmobile on
[112:04] the sidewalk
[112:04] >> like you do.
[112:05] >> Absolutely. As is
[112:06] >> tradition. What is it?
[112:08] >> Oh, it's a triple.
[112:11] >> Oh yeah.
[112:12] >> Oh my god, dude. I want to hang out with
[112:15] that dude.
[112:15] >> And I will have you know that my 54 has
[112:17] not blown up.
[112:18] >> Get me this man's phone number. Yeah. No
[112:19] spark plugs. Ejeto.
[112:22] Not yet. So,
[112:24] so I I'm trying to get a hold of this
[112:26] guy. I'm trying to get a hold of him.
[112:27] And every time I reach out to him, he
[112:29] has some kind of reason that the van's
[112:32] not done yet. And it's and so finally
[112:37] after a year after a whole year of
[112:40] chasing this man down and while I was
[112:41] waiting for my b van I spent $8,000 more
[112:45] dollars on rentals
[112:47] uh over the course of I was supposed to
[112:50] get it in like by like May of 2025
[112:54] through the rest of 2020 or uh through
[112:56] the rest I spent in May 2024 through the
[112:58] rest of 2024.
[113:00] >> It's cold now. It was
[113:03] I spent $8,000
[113:06] on other rentals.
[113:09] Thank you, Nargle Fargle, for the $10
[113:12] contribution.
[113:13] >> Thank you, Nar Fargo. Have some dollars.
[113:15] I challenge others in the chat to do the
[113:17] same. Thank you for doing your thing.
[113:18] Yes, thank you so much. Thank you so
[113:20] much uh for the super chat. It means a
[113:22] lot. We will spend your money very
[113:25] wisely. I'm not opposed to doing a
[113:26] quadifer again. I just need to find a
[113:29] more efficient way to get there than
[113:31] renting my own rental car. Uh because
[113:33] that was like a $500 rental from Madison
[113:36] airport.
[113:37] >> Um I had someone who said they were
[113:39] going to pick me up and then they didn't
[113:40] answer their phone because [ __ ]
[113:42] furries. And let's drive. Let's just
[113:44] drive all the way there.
[113:45] >> We flew to O'Hare and I will return to
[113:48] the van story momentarily. We flew to
[113:50] O'Hare. Our tickets were about $110 each
[113:53] round trip and my rental of that Elantra
[113:57] was 300 bucks and me and two friends
[114:00] split it three ways. It ended up being
[114:02] $220 each for roundtrip flights out of
[114:06] O'Hare and all of the driving that we
[114:08] did that entire weekend.
[114:10] >> I like that idea, but I'm not a transfer
[114:12] guy and Philadelphia has that one flight
[114:15] that they do from Philadelphia to
[114:16] Madison and it just talk about transfer.
[114:20] I'm not.
[114:20] >> Oh, cuz you went to go.
[114:22] >> We flew to
[114:22] >> We flew to O'Hare and from O'Hare, it's
[114:25] only a 2 and a half hour drive from the
[114:27] airport. So, we landed in O'Hare at 8:00
[114:30] a.m. local time, hopped in an uh an
[114:34] enterprise rental and we were at Madison
[114:37] by 11:30 in the morning and that was
[114:39] with stops
[114:42] and we were all in. The total cost for
[114:44] three people with the rental car, three
[114:46] plane tickets and the rental car was
[114:47] like 650.
[114:53] No,
[114:55] >> I didn't want to fart.
[114:57] >> Give me that one. I don't want to put my
[114:58] I don't want to put my face in Brian's
[115:00] butt mic.
[115:04] >> Here you go.
[115:05] >> You get the butt mic.
[115:08] >> Now you can fart in that. Now you can
[115:10] fart in that.
[115:11] >> How was Hawk set at the party? Does that
[115:14] someone who
[115:15] >> Hawk set at the party? Oh, probably up.
[115:18] Yeah, Uproar is is something.
[115:21] >> Park is awesome.
[115:22] >> I'd love to show pictures from Uproar,
[115:23] but this is
[115:24] >> Park is one of my best friends ever. His
[115:26] set was amazing. Definitely come to
[115:28] Uproar Philly.
[115:29] >> Uproar
[115:29] >> run by Furry.
[115:31] >> There's dragons at Uproar.
[115:32] >> What was Yeah, there was. Um, what was
[115:36] uh Do you know our final count attending
[115:39] number?
[115:40] >> Hella. I have to crunch the numbers and
[115:43] admittedly I've been just resting um the
[115:46] last two days but uh we g based on the
[115:50] number of wristbands we gave away I am
[115:54] pretty sure we were at around 350
[115:57] >> okay
[115:57] >> for this uproar
[115:59] >> which is awesome uproar has been
[116:00] consistently pulling between 3 and 350
[116:03] people 300 and 350 people which is like
[116:07] >> psychotically awesome
[116:09] >> so
[116:09] >> it's like half of a convention.
[116:11] >> Yeah. Uproar is a uh is a is a is a
[116:14] dance party at a gay bar in
[116:18] Philadelphia. We have it's hosted the
[116:21] event is hosted by furia. Takes place at
[116:23] 254 upper upper upper upper par
[116:30] up Philly.
[116:35] Dad.
[116:41] >> Oh, you got an insta.
[116:43] >> This is news to me. Nope, that's not us.
[116:45] >> Some band.
[116:48] >> What's up, Uproar? The band.
[116:51] >> That's interesting. We did not put
[116:54] ourselves on that. July 19th, 2025.
[116:58] Yeah. So, this was the one from a while
[117:00] ago.
[117:00] >> Where are we?
[117:01] >> This was the one I played.
[117:03] >> Or no, I'm sorry. All right. I was going
[117:04] to play this one, but I had to back out
[117:05] because of reasons.
[117:09] >> Uproar is cool.
[117:11] >> It slots.
[117:12] >> There are dudes in uh revealing
[117:14] underwear. So, if you're not into dudes
[117:16] with in revealing underwear, you should
[117:17] not come. There are dudes of all sort.
[117:21] >> Yeah,
[117:21] >> there are a lot of dudes. There are a
[117:23] lot of dudes of time.
[117:24] >> Uh
[117:26] >> Chase.
[117:27] >> Yeah,
[117:27] >> that's Chase.
[117:29] >> All right, van story cuz I got to make
[117:31] piss.
[117:31] >> Lambda 01. Sorry. Lambda01 says, "Been a
[117:34] fan of you and the Roman for over a
[117:36] decade now, and you guys have continued
[117:38] to entertain me and countless others
[117:40] ever since. Keep up the weird reviews.
[117:42] We need them. Thank you so much for the
[117:43] contribution."
[117:45] >> Thank you so much. It means a lot to me.
[117:46] Your money we spent very, very well.
[117:49] Thank you so much for the super chats.
[117:51] It means
[117:52] >> tons tons.
[117:56] >> Gonna get pink eye from this microphone.
[117:59] It It went through It went through my
[118:00] snowboard pants and I don't even
[118:02] snowboard
[118:03] >> cuz my legs need to be warm all the
[118:05] time. They contained it.
[118:06] >> All I wanted was the volume.
[118:08] >> That's
[118:08] >> Yeah.
[118:10] >> Oh, look at him.
[118:12] >> Look at him doing reps.
[118:14] >> That's Chase. Chase is cool.
[118:15] >> I think he needs to I think he needs to
[118:17] keep That one's a little bit better. Are
[118:18] we like legitimately critiquing his
[118:20] form?
[118:21] >> Oh, be nice to Chase.
[118:22] >> He's good. He's good. He can uh he can
[118:25] move more metal than me, that's for
[118:27] sure.
[118:28] Yeah. I mean
[118:31] I mean Chai Morning weighs more than me
[118:34] now. Has more muscle mass than I do.
[118:37] That guy can probably throw me down.
[118:42] >> Gay.
[118:57] What's up, chat?
[119:00] >> Going back. So anyway, uh a year I
[119:03] finally the to to to to cut through the
[119:07] fat, I finally um
[119:09] >> got to a point where I sent the student
[119:11] ultimatum and I was like look like
[119:14] I managed to get like his location from
[119:17] a friend of a friend and I was like look
[119:19] I'm coming down to your place in 3 weeks
[119:22] and I'm bringing one one of two things
[119:26] is happening. either I'm driving that
[119:28] van or towing that van away from your
[119:31] property or I'm handing you a lawsuit
[119:33] and it can be whichever one you want.
[119:36] And it was unfortunate. I don't like
[119:38] having to do that kind of thing. Um he
[119:40] did let me come down and it was oh man
[119:43] oh man like I I've I've uh
[119:47] this I've had this thing I've had this
[119:49] thing through three different Ford
[119:50] dealerships. We can't figure out what's
[119:52] wrong with it. This goddamn thing just
[119:54] don't want to run no more. like it's at
[119:56] the end of its life, blah blah blah. I
[119:58] don't know what's going on. Blah blah.
[119:59] And this. So, I was telling Kay about
[120:03] this and I'm going to hand you the mic
[120:05] in a second. This is the trans. This is
[120:07] the the pass off.
[120:09] Excuse me. I uh I'm telling Kay, I'm
[120:13] like, "This guy says this and this and
[120:15] this and this and this." And Kay says,
[120:17] "I can have that van running in probably
[120:22] about 4 hours.
[120:27] and he said, "Let's go to Atlanta." So,
[120:30] me, Kay, and Lance went to Atlanta.
[120:33] >> You're missing a key part.
[120:34] >> There There is my wheelchair. There's
[120:37] Lance in a wheelchair, and there's my
[120:39] fake electric Mustang SUV that haters
[120:41] tell me isn't real.
[120:42] >> That thing had like so many recalls,
[120:44] right?
[120:44] >> Yeah. Yeah. Did you know that the Maky
[120:46] has recalls? Did you know that the Maky
[120:48] is the only car to ever have a recall
[120:49] ever in the history of vehicles?
[120:51] Actually yeah
[120:52] >> it actually is the only car that has
[120:53] ever had a recall.
[120:55] >> Ford's never recalled anything before
[120:56] the Mach E.
[120:57] >> No.
[120:58] >> And no other manufacturers that
[120:59] >> has ever recalled anything.
[121:01] >> World's first.
[121:02] >> No. The only I uh that at this at this
[121:06] car show the I just first of all, I just
[121:10] had my Maky parked there. I wasn't even
[121:12] in the car show. The car show just
[121:14] happened
[121:15] >> around my Maki
[121:17] >> and people started and and so I was
[121:19] like, "Oh, all right. So, we're hanging
[121:20] out." The only comment I got about the
[121:22] Maki was the guy said, "Hey, you know
[121:24] there's a recall out for this."
[121:26] >> Mhm.
[121:27] >> And I was like, "Yeah, I do." And he was
[121:28] like, "Okay." And then he walked away.
[121:30] That was the only comment I got. That
[121:32] and the shrimp. That and the shrimp in
[121:34] the front.
[121:34] >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
[121:36] >> All right.
[121:37] >> Um uh we got a super chat coming in for
[121:39] $6.90.
[121:40] Nice.
[121:42] >> Uh thanks Remote. Oh my furry name. For
[121:45] another live stream and drain. One day I
[121:47] will be back to FD if I can get away
[121:50] from my.edu job in August. Oh, quax
[121:53] meophilia. A longtime viewer of our
[121:56] series. Thank you so much.
[121:57] >> Method
[121:58] >> method.
[121:58] >> Meth method.
[122:00] >> Look, I'm going to continue just calling
[122:02] it metaphilia. That's just how these
[122:03] things are going at Yang.
[122:05] >> Do not meth methophilia.
[122:07] >> Methamphetamine.
[122:08] >> Methamphetamine. Uh I I need like 30
[122:11] boxes of pseudafed.
[122:13] >> Holy [ __ ] Christ. Yeah,
[122:16] >> it's the nasal thing.
[122:17] >> Oh. Oh. Oh, [ __ ] Oh my god.
[122:21] >> Oh, that like decongestant,
[122:24] right?
[122:24] >> Yeah.
[122:25] >> You were telling me about the guy had 90
[122:27] billion of them.
[122:28] >> Oh
[122:31] my god. I'm You're sending me
[122:35] >> to dark places.
[122:37] >> Something like ash
[122:40] afin
[122:41] a
[122:42] >> question says, "Hi, Mr. Regular and
[122:44] Friends. I finally put the big tires on
[122:46] my economy car and I concured groaning
[122:49] in pain. Oh, okay. So, so you lifted an
[122:52] economy car. Okay. You've been calling
[122:55] me for years and I accept that it's an
[122:58] alternate name now. Yay.
[123:02] Okay. So, what what you're seeing up
[123:04] here on my Instagram is when I drove
[123:06] Crazy Taxi to um
[123:10] to Anthrocon. What year is this? 44
[123:14] weeks ago. So, no, it wasn't last year.
[123:16] It had have been a year before that.
[123:18] >> So, I posted this. No, it wasn't last
[123:21] year. It had been the year before that.
[123:22] >> Really?
[123:23] >> Yeah. I didn't go to AC last year.
[123:25] >> Oh.
[123:27] >> Um, so maybe I just posted this. This
[123:29] was when I
[123:30] >> the crazy taxi for two years.
[123:32] >> Yeah. I had this. Okay. So, I've been in
[123:34] this house for a year.
[123:36] >> Yeah.
[123:37] >> And then Yeah. I think I had it for
[123:40] >> Oh my goodness. I had it in stock form,
[123:42] then wrapped form,
[123:44] >> then
[123:46] uh fuel inje fuel injection, and now
[123:50] thanks to K, it has So now I can go
[123:52] back. This was when when I drove it to
[123:55] um
[123:56] >> time needs to stop doing that. It moves
[123:58] forward.
[123:59] >> Yeah. No more of this. No more that.
[124:00] >> Yeah. No. 200° 205 204. Now it's normal.
[124:03] >> Welcome to the future.
[124:04] >> Yeah. So now I could take this back to
[124:06] AC and not have to worry about the thing
[124:08] overheating. That was one of the funnest
[124:10] times I've had at a furry convention,
[124:12] just picking up people and driving them
[124:13] around. Um, if I go back to AC, I'm not
[124:16] even taking my head. I'm just going with
[124:18] the taxi and [ __ ] it. Um, got a super
[124:21] chat coming in uh from Mr. 186 something
[124:25] or other. Uh, just financial support for
[124:27] the love. I love you. Thank you so much.
[124:30] I appreciate that.
[124:34] >> Slick top superiority. Just got to put
[124:36] that out there. Furries taught me that
[124:38] Afrin addiction is a thing.
[124:40] >> What's Afrin?
[124:41] >> Afrin is a
[124:42] >> What's Afrin?
[124:43] >> I'm so glad you asked.
[124:44] >> What's Afrin? Well, let me educate you.
[124:47] It's a short-term nasal decongestant
[124:50] that's like very mentholy.
[124:52] >> Okay. I
[124:55] >> $500 for a target top seal kit.
[124:57] >> Oh my god.
[124:58] >> Oh [ __ ] Yeah.
[124:59] >> So, my Supra stopped leaking. Anyway,
[125:01] Afron,
[125:04] >> how much am I telling that story? We
[125:06] know.
[125:06] >> Oh my god. Okay. Yeah. Halfway through
[125:09] the V.
[125:09] >> It's a nasal decongestant that like
[125:12] >> it basically like takes your symptoms
[125:14] and scoots them forward so you can just
[125:15] ignore them, but they will come back.
[125:17] >> Oh, so cyberpunk with the uh the immune
[125:20] suppressants for cyber psychosis.
[125:22] >> Yeah, it'll just come back as soon as
[125:24] you you stop. And I ended up at this
[125:26] dude's house that like
[125:28] >> it was basically like decor.
[125:31] What the [ __ ] is going on here? Yeah.
[125:33] And then I didn't know he like gave me a
[125:35] bottle of it and I was I was little old
[125:38] me in the daily picked someone up and
[125:41] then like holy [ __ ]
[125:44] what are you doing with Afrin? I was
[125:45] like I don't know some guy gave it to me
[125:48] dude that stuff is so addictive and like
[125:51] I was like
[125:56] anyways. All right so back up a little
[125:59] bit in the van story before we decided
[126:01] to go out. this man. Many like quiet
[126:04] conversations about like what we were
[126:06] going to do about this situation because
[126:07] at this point you're a few grand deep
[126:08] into this van.
[126:09] >> What's $7,000 into this?
[126:11] >> Godamn.
[126:11] >> A few
[126:13] >> $7,000 deep into this van. Um, and
[126:19] having a hard time getting into contact
[126:20] with this guy. And I told Drain, I was
[126:23] like, "The next time you do get in
[126:24] contact with him, just [ __ ] call him
[126:27] and be like, "Hey, man. What's up? We're
[126:29] going to be there on Friday." And he's
[126:31] like "Ah
[126:32] eventually what it's like a some larkin
[126:35] party on like a Thursday, a Wednesday or
[126:37] a Thursday, right?
[126:39] >> We were we're standing by the back glass
[126:41] sliding door and somebody got him on the
[126:43] phone."
[126:43] >> Yeah.
[126:44] >> And I don't I think Did you take Allan's
[126:46] phone? Like
[126:47] >> I think so. I think.
[126:48] >> Yeah. So he calls another dude in the
[126:50] house and Dra takes the phone. I hear
[126:52] he's talking.
[126:53] >> Where my van at? He's
[126:55] >> like, "What's up, man?" Oh, it's I'm
[126:56] sorry. It's not. Drain looks at me. I'm
[126:58] like, "Dude, tell tell him we're going
[127:00] to go pick it up. Tell him we're going
[127:01] to be there over the weekend." And he
[127:03] like looks at me. He's like, "Can you do
[127:05] that?" I'll, "I'll never forget this. It
[127:08] was so [ __ ] funny." He goes, "Can you
[127:09] do that?" I was like, "Yes."
[127:12] All right, man. Here's the deal. We're
[127:14] We're getting a flight and we'll be
[127:16] there this weekend. We'll be there to
[127:18] pay. He's like, "It's not going to
[127:19] drive. It's not going to move. Cool.
[127:20] We'll see you then."
[127:22] >> Yep. I don't care. At this point, I just
[127:25] want to see that the van even exists,
[127:26] dude. Like, let me make sure that you
[127:28] didn't.
[127:29] >> Our little asses hop on a last minute
[127:32] flight to Georgia. Um, really cool fur
[127:35] and a
[127:35] >> Frontier Airlines.
[127:37] >> Frontier baby. We got a little airport
[127:40] pickup and some like
[127:42] >> Gilbert.
[127:43] >> Gilbert picked us up in his Mercedes
[127:45] thing.
[127:45] >> Manual E300 thing with like
[127:49] >> crazy car.
[127:50] >> The blown head gasket of time.
[127:51] >> The most blown that a head gasket had
[127:54] ever been. I don't know how that thing
[127:55] was idling, but
[127:56] >> And we went to Waffle House.
[127:58] >> We went to Waffle House, smoked an
[128:00] analog and then slept. Boy, what a crazy
[128:05] night. And then um
[128:06] >> I have not seen the Kia PV5 cargo. What
[128:09] is that?
[128:09] >> Made the drive out. Made the drive out
[128:11] and we show up and this guy said he had
[128:14] a conversion van business, right?
[128:18] >> Um yes. He said that he does Well, not
[128:21] conversion vans. it specifically. He
[128:24] does commercial, but he does cargo vans.
[128:27] Cargo vans.
[128:28] >> He converts
[128:30] >> He converts vans into cargo,
[128:32] >> right? So, we show up and this is like
[128:35] >> we pull up to this property in like god
[128:37] knows where, Georgia,
[128:38] >> TV.
[128:40] >> It's basically like a field
[128:42] >> of like dead Americana. M
[128:45] >> and the van is sitting with the hood
[128:46] open in front of this garage
[128:49] >> or this guy's dad's garage actually
[128:52] >> and
[128:55] he greets us. We walk up like no no no
[128:58] no hard feelings, nothing weird. We're
[129:00] checking it out. The thing runs for like
[129:02] two and a half seconds on like four
[129:04] cylinders and then dies. And we're
[129:07] trying to figure out how we're going to
[129:08] get this thing out. There's an auto zone
[129:10] right around the corner down the street.
[129:11] So lit. No, not even. It was at there
[129:13] was an autozone at the end of his
[129:15] driveway.
[129:16] >> Right. Right. Right. So, no. Literally,
[129:18] literally driveway autozone to the right
[129:21] of the driveway.
[129:22] >> This guy's like, "You're never going to
[129:23] get this thing running. You're never
[129:25] going to drive it back. It's not going
[129:26] to drive back. You get your flight now."
[129:28] >> You know, we had to do to get it to
[129:30] drive. It didn't drive great, but you
[129:32] know what we had to do to get it to
[129:33] drive? Rip out the math.
[129:36] >> Well, okay. Yeah. So, unplugged the math
[129:38] and it would run for like 3 seconds
[129:40] longer. So, it was like
[129:43] start on throttle, throw it in reverse,
[129:45] start on throttle, throw it in reverse,
[129:47] back and forth, limped it out of this
[129:49] guy's driveway. It's likeund and [ __ ]
[129:52] trillion degrees out. It's [ __ ]
[129:54] brutal. And
[129:56] >> in thick,
[129:57] >> all tired because there was like no
[129:59] sleeping
[130:00] uh
[130:01] >> from the previous night.
[130:02] >> Yeah. Provisions were morale was morale
[130:06] was tough.
[130:07] >> I was in a bad mood.
[130:10] It was rough.
[130:12] All of All of the bits were like
[130:14] secondhand. The Etracks were like might
[130:17] as were like cokehan thin.
[130:20] >> No, they're good.
[130:21] >> The the floor
[130:23] >> the floor was installed roughly, but it
[130:26] was installed durably.
[130:27] >> The lighting was like vape shop window
[130:29] lighting that had moss on it previously.
[130:32] >> I have no issues. I I I have I have for
[130:35] the amount of money that I paid, I have
[130:37] no complaints about the van other than
[130:40] that I then had to spend instead of
[130:42] spending $7,000 on a van, I spent $7,000
[130:45] on a van and then 8,000 on additional
[130:47] rentals while waiting for the van to the
[130:50] point that I could have just spent
[130:51] $15,000 on a better van. It ended up
[130:55] being the harness. Ford wraps the engine
[130:58] harness up and over the motor like under
[131:00] the firewall up and over all this EGR
[131:03] [ __ ] on them and the harness had
[131:05] rubbed through what we were getting fuel
[131:07] just pouring out of the exhaust,
[131:09] >> right? So, an injector was hanging open
[131:11] >> and the main
[131:13] >> like it was the MAF and injector harness
[131:16] that came up and over the motor to go
[131:19] wherever the [ __ ] it goes rubbed through
[131:20] on the EGR pipe and it was just all of
[131:23] those all of the injectors in most
[131:25] modern EFI things are ground controlled.
[131:27] They're constant hot. So, if you get a
[131:29] ground, you're just going to be turning
[131:31] something on.
[131:32] >> So, like two of these injectors were
[131:33] just constantly hung open and there was
[131:35] no math signal. But what we ended up at
[131:38] this guy Duke's place. What a lifesaver.
[131:40] >> Yeah. Duke limp this thing
[131:42] >> real quick.
[131:43] >> Real quick. So it was funny too because
[131:45] he the last time before we decided to go
[131:48] down there, the last time I had actually
[131:49] gotten him on the phone to talk was a
[131:51] couple months before and he told me, "I
[131:53] fixed it. I got it fixed. It was the
[131:56] throttle body. The throttle body was the
[131:59] problem." So he had replaced the
[132:02] throttle body. He said, "I replaced the
[132:03] throttle body and we started I drove it
[132:06] around and it drove great. It drove
[132:09] amazingly." And then I I was like,
[132:13] "Great." He's like, "I just got a couple
[132:15] finishing touches. I'm going to call you
[132:16] next week and we'll I'll bring it up to
[132:18] you. I'm going to drive it up to you." I
[132:20] said, "Great. No problem." And then I
[132:23] didn't hear from him for two months.
[132:25] Calls, texts, everything. Nothing.
[132:27] Finally got it back again. He's like,
[132:28] "The damn thing stopped working again."
[132:30] Blah blah blah. So, the the running
[132:31] theory the running theory is that when
[132:34] he went to replace the throttle body, he
[132:37] moved this bundle of wires like out of
[132:40] the way
[132:42] >> and it was keeping it from contacting
[132:46] anything
[132:47] >> be just by the nature of he had moved
[132:50] the wires to replace the throttle body
[132:52] because then we were like the only
[132:54] reason we found it is because we were
[132:56] like let's check the throttle body that
[132:58] this guy installed cuz it some like
[133:00] cheap ass block. We pulled the throttle
[133:03] body out and it was like bam, there's a
[133:06] rat's nest of like frayed exposed wires.
[133:09] So basically the dude the thing had
[133:11] never run on all eight cylinders ever.
[133:13] Cylinder I cylinder six and eight were
[133:16] like had been dead for a minute.
[133:19] >> Yeah.
[133:20] >> So he had like he had like replaced the
[133:22] throttle body and then it was running
[133:24] fine because the harness was away but
[133:26] overdriv it. It just vibrated itself
[133:29] back towards and so these wires were
[133:31] just grounding
[133:32] >> cooked cooked that new throttle body. We
[133:34] had to put another throttle body in it.
[133:35] >> Yeah,
[133:36] >> we had to put another throttle body in
[133:37] it. Another
[133:38] >> 200 bucks or whatever.
[133:39] >> Another not Matt Matt.
[133:41] >> We saw the we saw the crash out of a
[133:44] lifetime in the Auto Zone. Remember that
[133:46] guy who came in and started freaking
[133:47] out? We went into the AutoZone and there
[133:49] were three people in line and this this
[133:52] guy walked in and wanted immediate
[133:54] service. He wanted to jump the line and
[133:56] get immediate service. They told him he
[133:58] had to wait for the three other people
[134:00] that were in line. And the dude just
[134:02] started freaking out. I need service
[134:04] right now. And his like wife was with
[134:06] him or something. The wife was like,
[134:08] >> the wife left.
[134:09] >> The wife is like, oh my god. The wife
[134:12] like walked out the door. She's like,
[134:14] uh-uh. I'm like, oh my god. You know,
[134:16] this guy's doing this all the time. So
[134:17] that was funny.
[134:18] >> That was super funny. And the guy, I
[134:20] remember the the employee, it was just
[134:21] some like 16-year-old kid like looking
[134:23] at us and we were like [ __ ] cackling.
[134:24] He was like, I made it enough for this
[134:26] [ __ ]
[134:27] >> Yeah, literally the kid was he was like,
[134:29] I don't
[134:29] >> and then he just like cowed it up with
[134:31] us and I left him a sick ass review and
[134:33] like name dropped him so [ __ ] so his
[134:35] store manager would see it.
[134:37] >> But um yeah, [ __ ] We did that I did
[134:40] that harness at what was it like 3:00 or
[134:42] 4:00 a.m. at place?
[134:43] >> It was freaking late.
[134:44] >> It was rough. I had the iron out like
[134:47] halfway in the bay.
[134:49] >> I want to give a shout out. Thank you so
[134:51] much. Uh Gatsby dead. I drive a
[134:54] 5-year-old RAV 4 hybrid and barely know
[134:57] car specs, but you all make great stuff
[134:59] and I got to represent the f for the
[135:00] first. Well, thank you so much. That
[135:02] means a lot and thank you for the
[135:04] generous donation. I appreciate that. Uh
[135:06] yeah, people putting in super chats
[135:09] right now. Uh thank you for doing that.
[135:12] Um I'll be happy to answer questions.
[135:14] Super chats mean a lot. Thank you for
[135:16] doing it. Uh, by the way, what's going
[135:18] on here in Instagram is just uh our
[135:21] drive back with um with I think yeah,
[135:26] this is when we drove crazy taxi to
[135:28] Cincinnati
[135:31] um where it had fuel injection in it,
[135:34] but it still had the mechanical fan and
[135:38] the copper radiator in it. So, we were
[135:41] still doing about 205°
[135:45] on the highway. So, but now, you know,
[135:48] all that thing's got to go to Miller
[135:50] Mountain High Performance. Shout out to
[135:51] that shop. Just for uh oil change and to
[135:54] lube all the Xerk fittings cuz the drive
[135:57] shaft's making a noise. Some There's a
[135:58] rhythmic noise going on somewhere. You
[136:00] know, [ __ ] old American car stuff.
[136:02] Anyway, thank you.
[136:04] >> Some [ __ ] What else is me?
[136:06] >> Some [ __ ]
[136:06] >> Yeah, some [ __ ] Classic American
[136:09] cars break all the time, but they're
[136:10] never broken.
[136:12] >> True.
[136:13] >> It's one of those like Toyota picked
[136:15] that up in the 90s. You just ignore it
[136:17] and eventually it'll go away or not.
[136:21] >> Oh man, that was such a fun trip. That
[136:23] was so crazy. I bought an air mattress
[136:25] and like
[136:26] >> this dude passed out.
[136:28] >> [ __ ] yeah, dude. I was in
[136:30] >> that That was a five-star hotel in the
[136:32] back. That was [ __ ] awesome. I was so
[136:36] hot. Yeah, you were cooking back then.
[136:38] >> I was I was going through a breakup. The
[136:41] AC the AC dude was like breaking up with
[136:44] his girlfriend in the back of his van as
[136:46] we're driving. The AC only blows barely
[136:50] cold and only out of like the defroster
[136:53] vents. The front ones don't work.
[136:55] >> The blend door the blendor vacuum line
[136:57] is broken.
[136:58] >> Yeah. When when are you fixing that for
[136:59] me again?
[137:02] >> True. When is it not [ __ ] -20
[137:05] trillion degrees?
[137:06] >> Apparently never. Apparently it's - 20
[137:09] trillion degrees for the rest of time.
[137:11] >> And then I got home. We got home smooth.
[137:13] That thing drove great back, man.
[137:14] Perfect [ __ ] bang on alignment.
[137:16] >> Yep.
[137:17] >> Great.
[137:17] >> We fed it 93 octane just to make it
[137:20] happen.
[137:20] >> [ __ ]
[137:21] >> we fed it. We fed it 93 and like what
[137:23] 15W30 or something like weed some crazy
[137:27] oil.
[137:29] >> I think we gave it um
[137:30] >> Lance was like put this in it. Do you
[137:32] have the video of Lance just throwing
[137:33] the entire bucket?
[137:35] >> Yes.
[137:36] >> Funniest video ever.
[137:38] >> Or just on your phone?
[137:38] >> It's on It's on It's in my uh Telegram
[137:40] stories.
[137:41] >> Oh my god. It's one of the funniest
[137:43] things.
[137:43] >> Yeah. Can we just like put it? That's
[137:45] That's actually a good view. That's a
[137:47] really good view.
[137:48] >> It's a really funny
[137:49] >> I can forward it to you. Okay. Hold on.
[137:51] >> All right. Here.
[137:54] >> Are you doing it on Telegram?
[137:55] >> He just goes back.
[137:59] >> He just goes, "Hold on. incoming.
[138:03] >> Wait, we might have to screen it first
[138:05] just to like
[138:06] >> Yeah.
[138:06] >> see what language is used.
[138:08] >> The language. I mean,
[138:09] >> well,
[138:10] >> yeah.
[138:10] >> Remember what I called the van?
[138:11] >> Well, we are in Georgia.
[138:12] >> As long as he doesn't
[138:13] >> No, nothing. Nothing. Nothing. We're not
[138:16] talking about anything actually bad.
[138:19] >> Okay.
[138:22] >> Remember what he
[138:23] >> I can't Yes, I remember. I can't find
[138:25] this this picture. I'm trying to find.
[138:28] It's buming me out.
[138:29] >> God. Yeah. It was covered in like this
[138:30] was like peak pollen season in Georgia.
[138:33] So it was just covered
[138:34] >> and it was dude had it under a tree like
[138:36] forever
[138:36] >> covered in doodoo. Thank you to Zorforce
[138:41] 9533.
[138:43] Thank you for your generous donation. It
[138:44] means a lot. One out of four men in this
[138:47] room right now who would be best the
[138:49] best driving education teacher. K.
[138:52] >> Yes.
[138:53] >> Literally the has raced. So yes.
[138:58] I would actually contest that.
[139:00] >> I would actually contest that. I would
[139:01] throw my hat in the ring.
[139:03] >> It depends
[139:05] on what you mean by driving
[139:09] uh driving like a pro. Absolutely. Okay.
[139:14] But if we're talking about like, okay,
[139:15] 16-year-old kid learning how to drive a
[139:18] car for the first time, I think I would
[139:20] be a better teacher.
[139:21] >> You're pretty. Yeah,
[139:23] >> absolutely. 100%. I'm neurotic. Yeah,
[139:26] >> I'm neurotic.
[139:26] >> I wasn't going to say it, so I'm glad
[139:27] you
[139:28] >> No, no, no. I'm neurotic. I'm OCD and
[139:30] neurotic.
[139:31] >> Yep.
[139:32] >> I I'm I'm When it comes to teaching
[139:34] someone how to drive, I'm very good at
[139:35] focusing on the basics.
[139:37] >> Yeah. 10 [ __ ] 10,000%. There's no no
[139:41] cont.
[139:42] >> All right. This is how you drive.
[139:44] >> Oh, you can do that. See this? Watch
[139:46] that. You got to make sure Oh, your
[139:48] gauge is slightly big. Make sure you get
[139:49] it into the power band. Just
[139:51] >> a clutch and a transmission is a color
[139:53] to me. So, like that's that's I have a
[139:56] hard time explaining that.
[139:58] >> Oh, here we go. Here was the van. This
[140:00] was how we got back. This was how we got
[140:02] back from Georgia. This is how we got
[140:04] back from Georgia was like we put like
[140:07] we had like a uh like a high school like
[140:10] a like a school
[140:12] >> like chair like a like a like a
[140:15] mid-century chair from a school got
[140:18] shoved into the middle of this van so
[140:21] that we could take three people back.
[140:25] That was the maneuver. And let me tell
[140:27] you something. I was like ah we'll put a
[140:29] better we'll put a better seat in the
[140:31] middle. Well, let me tell you, one of my
[140:32] favorite slogans is there's no there's
[140:34] nothing more permanent than a temporary
[140:37] solution. That seat is still in my van.
[140:42] >> Still being used.
[140:44] >> Still is used to illegally transport a
[140:47] third passenger all the time.
[140:50] >> The van is considered a threeperson
[140:52] vehicle
[140:53] >> by by by meal.
[140:55] >> Dude, when I when I
[140:56] >> Here was the little Here was the little
[140:58] uh I found all the pictures. Here's the
[141:00] little the little Mercedes thing that we
[141:02] took down.
[141:03] >> This thing was super cool.
[141:05] >> Dude, I lost the video in my freaking um
[141:09] >> Oh, there's there's
[141:10] >> to replace my phone
[141:11] >> at the bird cage.
[141:13] >> Just the cage.
[141:16] >> Oh my god, dude. He That was I was
[141:18] nervous.
[141:21] >> The car sounded rough.
[141:24] >> Yeah. So the story it
[141:25] >> my other my other car is a modern
[141:28] reliable fuel injected vehicle.
[141:31] >> That car did not have a bad head gasket
[141:34] because of the usual issues. It was in a
[141:36] frontend collision that shifted the head
[141:39] back on the block
[141:43] enough.
[141:44] >> Oh, here we go. Here's K passed out
[141:48] in the back of this thing.
[141:51] Absolutely crazy.
[141:54] Oh, hell yeah. I had a [ __ ] air
[141:55] mattress back there. I had the taco of
[141:57] time actually back there.
[141:59] >> Yeah, bro was Bro was conked. Bro was
[142:02] conked. We saw a cyber truck in its
[142:04] natural environment on the back of a tow
[142:06] truck.
[142:08] >> We saw a corner [ __ ]
[142:11] >> Whoa.
[142:12] >> I'd never Yeah, this I'd never seen this
[142:15] before. Never seen this before. F.
[142:18] Adjust. Adjust. Adjust. Adjust. You,
[142:21] Holly, you turn down your brightness.
[142:23] >> Okay, fine.
[142:27] >> We saw We saw the corner [ __ ]
[142:32] The the tank of this toilet was
[142:36] triangular.
[142:37] >> Yeah.
[142:37] >> So that it could fit in the corner of
[142:40] this room.
[142:41] >> Yep.
[142:42] >> Is that a like shop bathroom or
[142:44] >> No, it was at a gas station. Yeah. Was
[142:47] it like a quick It was like a thing like
[142:48] that. Yeah. I just watched this freaking
[142:51] video somewhere and I don't know where
[142:52] it is anymore.
[142:56] >> Oh goodness.
[142:58] >> Whatever.
[142:59] >> I'm trying to find the picture of us in
[143:01] the van. I don't know why it's there.
[143:03] >> Some fun things happened on the way back
[143:04] from that trip. We got bunch of people
[143:06] gave us like Duke gave me a ton of
[143:08] stuff.
[143:09] >> Dude gave you a ton of stuff.
[143:11] >> Um
[143:12] >> this is on Instagram. This is when I was
[143:13] on
[143:15] This was when I was on Vin Wiki and I
[143:17] got to take a picture like there's
[143:19] nothing in this room other than all this
[143:22] [ __ ] in the background and then they
[143:25] just light it really well and then
[143:26] there's a microphone like right on top
[143:28] of you where where I just and there's
[143:31] like some headers his like $10,000
[143:35] $10,000 10 thou $100,000 follower thing
[143:38] and a bunch of other stuff. But
[143:40] everything else in this room, this is
[143:42] like an Opair suite at uh
[143:47] at at his house, like on the top. And
[143:49] there's me just [ __ ] around doing a
[143:51] contortionist bit in front of a Spiker
[143:53] C8 that he had. Yeah.
[143:57] Yeah. Ed Bolan. Nice guy. I mean, you
[144:00] got to climb over like a lot to get into
[144:03] the Spiker C8. Oh, yeah. And I was at
[144:06] the time, this was like right after I
[144:07] came out of the closet. So everything I
[144:10] would do, I would just get in the cars
[144:12] like I I'm in a Spike Cy8 and I'm gay.
[144:18] We got off this one character like 1930s
[144:20] guy.
[144:21] >> What is going on with the side window?
[144:24] >> Half windows, right?
[144:25] >> Yeah. So it's like a Delorean
[144:27] >> or because you can't because the way the
[144:31] door is and there's all that linkage is
[144:32] in there. They can't have a full window
[144:34] going down. My Sarah was the exact same
[144:36] way. Am I telling you, Sarah?
[144:38] >> Just the bottom.
[144:39] >> Just the bottom half goes down.
[144:41] >> There's so much [ __ ] in that door that
[144:43] it doesn't have room for a full window.
[144:45] >> It's like that. It's like that kind of
[144:47] on a XJ Cherokee. XJ Cherokee, right?
[144:51] The Cherokee Classic. The rear windows
[144:54] are only kind of like 3/4 windows.
[144:57] >> That's I think that was a safety. The
[144:58] Pathfinders like that. SUVs from town
[145:01] does to a
[145:02] >> [ __ ]
[145:05] like
[145:07] your chat so we can see.
[145:08] >> Okay.
[145:09] >> Yeah, they're referencing I was never on
[145:11] technically I was never on Cometown but
[145:13] I was on the Adam Freeland show. Um so
[145:18] >> and I don't have a a picture of uh I
[145:21] have it on my old computer which is in
[145:22] my room. Like there's a bit Oh, there is
[145:25] the story. That's a story one time where
[145:27] I got freaking screwed out of the
[145:28] original galaxy that Lance and Muzzy was
[145:30] on. This guy, the guy who sold me, not
[145:32] Bruce, he he's in there. Um, but the guy
[145:35] who I bought that from total total like
[145:37] white supremacist like he's saying I'm
[145:39] living leaving Allentown. There's too
[145:41] many Mexic not Allentown. Wils or uh
[145:43] >> Wilsbury.
[145:44] >> Uh, no. Uh, Hazelton. He's leaving
[145:47] Hazelton. There's too many Mexican
[145:48] there. Now I I kind of st I thought I
[145:51] got a great deal. $7,000 for like a um
[145:55] what was it? A 6065 or 66 Galaxy um with
[145:59] a small block in it and headers and like
[146:01] that. But the whole frame was rusted and
[146:02] I ended up selling on a guy to uh who
[146:05] redid it and uh if any of you guys are
[146:08] not in the East Coast and into like old
[146:10] [ __ ]
[146:13] Lucky you. Yeah, this was a giveaway
[146:15] that we had one time. A freaking
[146:16] lightning
[146:17] >> wild. Yeah, these were like when we were
[146:19] kid like right before inflation, our
[146:22] giveaways were amazing
[146:24] and like Yeah, like Z28 Camaro. Like I
[146:29] got a little bit tired of like American
[146:31] V8 stuff. Um, but Oh yeah, here's the
[146:36] original concepts when I was designing
[146:38] Crazy Taxi just making like really bad
[146:41] >> uh Photoshops of stuff trying to make
[146:44] it.
[146:45] >> Stance Nation. Okay, that's that's
[146:48] incredibly ironic. My green E36 M3, I
[146:52] don't think you ever knew that car, but
[146:54] that was the original Stance Works car
[146:56] >> that 1552 debuted the five they're like
[146:59] classic [ __ ] Focus ST five-spokes.
[147:02] >> Yeah. On.
[147:03] >> Yeah,
[147:04] >> that was one that that was an older RCR
[147:07] um video,
[147:09] >> man. We got screwed on the E36 M3.
[147:12] >> We did. Yeah. Um, oh, shout out Foxbody.
[147:17] It was like the only time I had a legit
[147:19] celebrity on the show, Ian Fance. Uh,
[147:22] uh, from now he's got a show, uh, Ian
[147:24] Doo.
[147:24] >> Did you slide that thing around?
[147:26] >> I kicked it sideways, but he had never
[147:28] been in a car going sideways.
[147:30] >> You know, honestly, like he's pretty
[147:31] good at driving stick. Uh, shout out to
[147:33] Ian Fance. Um, that thing had a built
[147:36] uh, T-56 uh,
[147:39] >> transmission. Yeah. Yeah. A really
[147:40] grabby one instantly. I would stall it
[147:42] like every second time I drove it. He
[147:44] drove it for a full day. Didn't do
[147:46] anything. What I feel bad is that he
[147:47] asked, "Can I do that?" And I'm like,
[147:49] "Yeah, I guess." And then he didn't get
[147:50] a chance to like whip it around the
[147:51] parking lot. But at the same time, maybe
[147:53] it was better because that was when I
[147:55] was filming at my old gym and I had a
[147:57] good relationship with him
[147:58] >> and I didn't want to just have people
[148:00] just like uh
[148:02] >> beating on [ __ ]
[148:02] >> Yeah. I'd like to find a new place where
[148:04] I could just hoon around on cars.
[148:05] >> Spot.
[148:06] >> Yeah. Um Oh, yeah. There's him. It's
[148:09] funny thing like that picture right
[148:12] here. Uh I don't know why it's doing
[148:14] that. Uh is downstairs in the bar where
[148:16] he was with uh
[148:19] Is it going to reset it to the top? No,
[148:21] there it is. where he was with uh um
[148:26] Greg, my uh guy was uh my friend back in
[148:29] Orsburg and his uh 69 um Mustang and 69
[148:35] fastback, but not a GT 390 or or
[148:39] anything. It just had the um it just had
[148:42] a 3 302 in it and a four barrel. That
[148:46] was it.
[148:47] >> They're cool.
[148:48] >> Yeah, it made a good noise. But the
[148:49] thing is that this particular car, even
[148:51] though it was the Fox body, even though
[148:52] it had a trim with like the stock air
[148:54] dam in the front and the driving lights,
[148:57] >> still had the top loader 3-speed manual.
[149:00] >> So, whoever o whoever bought that,
[149:04] whoever ordered that car wanted the 302
[149:07] small block, wanted the fastback,
[149:09] driving lights, spoiler, did not care to
[149:11] have a four-speed.
[149:13] Wanted the base toploader 3-speed.
[149:16] >> It's the dumbest. I want a Mustang.
[149:20] >> Yeah, it's like first gear and that for
[149:24] those of you who never don't know what
[149:25] I'm talking about with a the top loader
[149:28] Ford transmission, it's a 3-speed
[149:30] manual. Now, most of these were found on
[149:34] column shift cars like the Grandpa, you
[149:36] know 100.
[149:37] >> Yeah. Yeah, just [ __ ]
[149:39] >> your first gear is just put it in first
[149:42] and then second immediately second
[149:46] and then third at like 30 25 m an hour
[149:50] and then it's go go go go go go go go go
[149:51] go go go go go go go go go go go go go
[149:51] go go go go go go go go go go go go go
[149:52] go go go go go go go go go go go go go
[149:52] go go go go go go go go go go go go go
[149:52] go go go go go go go go go go go go go
[149:53] go go go go go go go go go go go go go
[149:53] go go go go go go all day long you only
[149:54] go back down into first at a stoplight
[149:57] so it's literally you're throwing it
[149:58] from second to third as you drive
[150:00] >> I love seeing like the newer generation
[150:02] get those [ __ ] like grandpa 3-speed
[150:04] trucks and just like like power shift
[150:07] the column
[150:08] It's so [ __ ] funny. Every time like
[150:10] our little reel comes up on my Instagram
[150:11] of some dude just this motion this like
[150:15] >> go. Yeah.
[150:17] >> And you don't have to They're just tiny
[150:20] like they're the lightest lightest
[150:22] shifters you'll ever have.
[150:23] >> I had a I had a 59 Mercedes 180D diesel
[150:29] and that was a four-speed column shift.
[150:33] >> Uh someone said had a 3-speed on a 65
[150:36] Falcon. That was the one. Yeah.
[150:38] >> Oh, that's cool.
[150:41] There's no real way to search
[150:44] through. Oh, and by the way, I should do
[150:46] another shout out for the giveaway. Um,
[150:48] this was the winner of the previous
[150:49] giveaway when we had the NA Miata. That
[150:52] is Michelle. Michella. Michelle.
[150:56] >> Don't look at me.
[150:57] >> All right.
[150:58] >> We're all We're all You're the most
[151:00] southern person. Well, you're the most
[151:01] southern person.
[151:02] >> That says Michaela.
[151:03] >> I'd say Michaelela. Oh, that says that
[151:06] says Michaela. That's Michaela.
[151:08] >> That's Michaela.
[151:09] >> Uh from Hope Hall, Illinois. She won the
[151:13] uh NA Miata in British Racing Green. And
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[152:03] has to hit rock bottom at some point. It
[152:06] had there needs to be People hate AI,
[152:09] but my idea is it has to get worse. It
[152:12] has to get so bad.
[152:14] >> It has to get like cable TV. It has to
[152:16] get like to like reality TV in like
[152:19] 2006. It has to get so disgusting
[152:23] no one cares anymore. And then there's a
[152:26] resurgence sort of like new Hollywood in
[152:28] the 1970s.
[152:30] You know, I think YouTube finally killed
[152:32] reality TV. Like honestly, like people
[152:35] like Matt Farah and and Flying Wrenches
[152:38] and and all that stuff finally killed
[152:40] that especially even though I liked what
[152:42] was it? Monster Garage and uh
[152:45] >> um I I honestly like Pimp My Ride and
[152:48] shout out to Dvar who bought one of the
[152:51] cars and like this thing is dangerous.
[152:55] This is terrible. Anyway, so so this is
[152:58] the bullwark against this low period in
[153:02] online content are these giveaways.
[153:04] Someone's going to win
[153:07] one of the most fun hot hatches you can
[153:09] possibly buy from the glory days of
[153:12] street racing the 1990s.
[153:15] 165 horsepower, 2,000 maybe 90 lbs. The
[153:20] thing is fantastic.
[153:22] K was touching himself while driving it.
[153:25] He had a third hand. I don't know where
[153:27] it came from. And this thing has uh
[153:30] aftermarket headers, gigantic
[153:32] intercooler, boost controller, and it's
[153:35] Toyota. It will just run forever. I
[153:38] drive it all the time and I'm going to
[153:39] be driving it tomorrow. Sometimes with
[153:41] the giveaway cars, when the giveaway
[153:43] ends, I just sort of park it and like,
[153:44] hey, I'm not going to risk it. I'm going
[153:46] to keep driving this thing. This car is
[153:48] more fun than any
[153:51] >> massive horsepower 90s. This is This is
[153:54] more fun than any R32 GTR I've ever been
[153:57] in. Any MarkV. It's just
[153:59] >> so alive.
[154:00] >> Yeah. It's scampers.
[154:01] >> Awesome.
[154:01] >> Alive is a good way to describe it. Like
[154:04] the way Jeremy Clarkson described like
[154:05] Alfa Romeo.
[154:07] >> It it
[154:08] >> it's not that it's wanting to kill you.
[154:10] It's like um walking a dog that's
[154:13] excited about everything. It's like how
[154:15] about we go here? How about we go here?
[154:16] How about we go here? I take corners at
[154:21] like like Dracula flow at egregarious
[154:24] angles.
[154:26] Yep. Like everything around here going
[154:28] through North Wales. I go out into the
[154:29] middle of the intersection just crank it
[154:32] just like through Chester County at
[154:34] agarious angles.
[154:35] >> I'm moving like French Montana.
[154:40] >> Like that's a crazy reference.
[154:42] >> Yeah.
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[155:24] Yeah.
[155:24] >> And or [ __ ] it. I should just buy Do you
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[156:08] So when we left the story of the van,
[156:11] >> it is now running. You replaced the
[156:13] wiring harness. Oh, we were at the
[156:14] story. It has the school chair in it.
[156:17] >> Oh yeah. I mean that that's the
[156:19] conclusion of the story really. We got
[156:21] it back and and for what it's worth
[156:22] because I I saw all of the 54 haters in
[156:25] the comments asking me when it was going
[156:27] to explode. I'll have you know it runs
[156:30] like a freaking tank.
[156:31] >> It does. It has been
[156:34] >> I do really need to change the oil cuz
[156:38] >> it's a [ __ ] economy.
[156:39] >> The oil that it's in has been to from
[156:41] Philadelphia to Reno, Nevada, back to
[156:44] Philadelphia, then to Wisconsin, then
[156:47] back from Wisconsin, then to Boston,
[156:49] then back from Boston, then back to
[156:51] Wisconsin, and then back to
[156:53] Philadelphia.
[156:54] >> Hey, a very responsible Russian man has
[156:56] been driving it. That [ __ ]
[156:58] >> That's true.
[156:59] >> Yep,
[156:59] >> that's true. True. That oil is probably
[157:00] [ __ ] crystal clear.
[157:02] >> Probably. I mean, I do pancakes in the
[157:04] morning. I do check it. It does not burn
[157:06] oil and the oil still looks good even
[157:08] 10,000 mi later.
[157:10] >> I'll be honest, my stepdad, he's got a
[157:12] like an O2 F-150 XLT uh 54 that he's had
[157:17] since like 50,000 miles. It's got over
[157:20] 300,000 miles on it now. They're pretty
[157:22] damn solid, not going to lie. They'll
[157:24] last forever.
[157:24] >> Yep.
[157:25] >> Maintain your [ __ ]
[157:27] >> Crazy concept. Crazy concept. Maintain
[157:30] your vehicle.
[157:32] >> But that thing that thing's been really
[157:33] good. It had a problem once. I'll tell
[157:35] you about a problem it had once. Drain
[157:37] pulls up. It's like, "This shit's making
[157:39] a [ __ ] crazy noise.
[157:41] >> I'm going to drive it forever in two
[157:43] seconds."
[157:44] >> Uh, a lug nut fell off. End of story. It
[157:47] went back on and it's still on the road.
[157:49] It's good. The
[157:50] >> log nut fell off into the dog bowl. I
[157:52] got the dog bowl wheel covers. Every
[157:54] time Every time that thing goes
[157:56] anywhere, it's a a conol line that the
[158:00] the panels are intact.
[158:01] >> Uhhuh.
[158:02] >> It's an East Coast like basically a
[158:05] crypted.
[158:06] >> The underside is super clean.
[158:07] >> Yeah, it's got the stickers on the frame
[158:10] still.
[158:10] >> The the the suspension doobie sounding a
[158:12] little some kind of way.
[158:14] >> Just ignore it.
[158:15] >> Just ignore it.
[158:16] >> Turn up the road noise.
[158:17] >> Didn't you find like crazy ass like
[158:20] headers that we could put on it? like
[158:22] some insane like header kit that we
[158:25] could put on it. I think I think like
[158:27] the Chinese company OBX makes a [ __ ]
[158:29] $90 header kit for it.
[158:31] >> Yeah. Yeah. We got to like So, we got to
[158:34] we got to
[158:34] >> render exits.
[158:35] >> We got to maybe I'm going to I'll see if
[158:38] I can convince uh
[158:39] >> Dude, I'm sorry.
[158:40] >> I'll see if I'm in his chair.
[158:43] >> I'll see if I can I'll see if I can I'll
[158:45] see. Yeah. Well, you know what? I just
[158:47] always end up in charge of stuff, don't
[158:49] I? All right.
[158:50] >> Uh, I'll see if I can convince Brian to
[158:52] do a van series as we as we bling it
[158:54] out.
[158:55] >> Oh, yeah. We I did um
[158:58] >> You ever
[159:00] >> I don't You know what? Here, let me just
[159:02] search RCR's thing to see if we did we
[159:05] did a uh Chevy Express that belonged to
[159:08] >> uh Matt's dad.
[159:10] >> No, the Chevy Express is cool.
[159:11] >> The Do you know this the story? Oh, let
[159:13] me pull up the Chevy Express. There's I
[159:15] got to hand you the mic a second.
[159:18] Uh,
[159:22] RCR
[159:25] RCR realistically the random madness of
[159:28] cracks in the pavement is a is a funky
[159:31] comment.
[159:32] >> Yeah.
[159:33] >> What did they say?
[159:34] >> I don't think AI could realistically
[159:36] random madness of cracks in the
[159:37] pavement. Yeah. Okay. So this this um
[159:40] this Chevy Express belonged to my uh
[159:42] friend's dad and he he was a uh Finnish
[159:47] carpenter and his specialty was just
[159:51] like uh blinds just like custom blinds
[159:55] >> 5 years ago.
[159:56] >> Yeah, that's a cool color.
[159:58] >> Now this was his work van. Yeah, rust.
[160:02] Constant rust over
[160:03] >> again. East just ignore it. This thing
[160:08] was running
[160:08] >> will go away.
[160:09] >> Yeah. Yeah.
[160:10] >> The rust will go away on its own.
[160:12] Nothing about
[160:12] >> the the thing about this is that it had
[160:15] and I guess I'm talking about, you know,
[160:18] other countries in their vans like,
[160:20] yeah, this is what we deal with. This
[160:22] thing would not pass inspection, but at
[160:24] the time it had fresh inspection on it.
[160:26] So, we wanted to sell it for $1,000.
[160:28] That means whoever could buy this could
[160:30] get a year's worth of work for a $1,000
[160:32] van.
[160:33] >> Bucks. I was getting it for $1,000 for a
[160:35] week.
[160:36] >> Yeah. Now, there's something very Philly
[160:40] specific about this van. Why
[160:44] would a carpenter want the passenger
[160:46] van?
[160:49] And it's something so specific to Philly
[160:53] because commercial vehicles are not
[160:54] allowed on Kelly Drive.
[160:56] >> Oh my god. Really? But this now this is
[161:00] a this is he knows where everything is.
[161:03] >> So you know that's the same reason
[161:04] because commercial ve you know about New
[161:06] York
[161:07] >> commercial vehicles are not allowed on
[161:09] any of the parkways in and around New
[161:12] York City which is why uh
[161:17] now if Matt's dad had the cargo version
[161:19] of that van
[161:20] >> that's why this became a thing.
[161:23] see these cargo vans that have these
[161:26] little like single port hole in the side
[161:29] of it. That is because in the state of
[161:31] New York, that one little port hole
[161:34] makes this a non-commercial vehicle and
[161:37] that makes it that you can drive it on
[161:39] all the parkways in and around New York.
[161:41] >> Did not know that.
[161:42] >> That's what that's for.
[161:44] >> [ __ ] off.
[161:44] >> We were talking about that at some
[161:46] point. I remember you telling me that.
[161:47] Yeah, because I was telling I' I tell my
[161:49] guys when we go to Boston and
[161:50] Connecticut and whatever for these shows
[161:52] that they can't drive they can't drive
[161:54] my van on any of the parkways because
[161:57] even though my van is registered to me
[161:58] as a person, it's still considered a
[162:01] commercial use vehicle. That little
[162:04] window, the description says, "Oh, if it
[162:06] has a window, if it has a side passenger
[162:08] window in the back, then it is not a
[162:10] commercial vehicle." So, they put the
[162:13] smallest window allowed by regulations
[162:16] in the back.
[162:18] >> I just had a vision.
[162:20] >> I just had a vision of me having to
[162:23] [ __ ] install
[162:24] >> to cut a port hole window in the side of
[162:26] the van.
[162:28] >> You're not the only one that knows how
[162:29] to use a sawzaw.
[162:31] >> Biggest hole saw on eBay.
[162:33] >> Is this your generation? Cuz this is
[162:35] Dylan's old hot shot van. I think he
[162:37] still has.
[162:37] >> Yeah.
[162:38] >> 2006.
[162:40] >> Yeah. Yeah. Look at the underneath of
[162:41] that.
[162:42] >> Mine looks awesome compared to this.
[162:44] >> Yeah. Well, I think
[162:46] >> I think we already covered then the
[162:48] Econoline van. Sorry.
[162:49] >> Well, that is a E350, I will say.
[162:52] >> And yours is a
[162:53] >> 250.
[162:54] >> Oh,
[162:55] >> 250.
[162:56] >> It's a different tow rating.
[162:57] >> Completely different. Completely
[162:59] different vehicle. No, it's the same
[163:01] [ __ ]
[163:01] >> Okay.
[163:04] He's not He's not doing hot shot stuff
[163:05] anymore. I forget what he's doing.
[163:08] I really I really want to know what the
[163:11] ridiculous thing that you found was K.
[163:13] Like you found like 2006 E250
[163:17] headers
[163:19] >> like he K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K
[163:21] K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K
[163:21] K K K K K found like this ridiculous
[163:23] like
[163:23] >> Wait, wait, hold on.
[163:26] >> Yeah. Yeah.
[163:27] >> No, no, no. That's F250. Hold on. I
[163:29] swear to God they were like OBX and they
[163:32] were like 90 bucks.
[163:36] >> Oops. job.
[163:42] >> Flow tag shorty headers.
[163:45] >> Yeah, there we go.
[163:46] >> Uh, this is the econ 100 200.
[163:50] >> Yeah, E2003. What?
[163:52] >> No, dude.
[163:53] >> Is that That's different.
[163:54] >> That's older. That's way older.
[163:55] >> Yeah,
[163:58] >> that's for whatever reason. Whenever I
[163:59] get some shitty [ __ ] vehicle, I'm
[164:02] just immediately curious if this
[164:04] ridiculous vehicle
[164:05] >> do it.
[164:06] >> Who Who's putting headers on an Econaut
[164:08] line?
[164:09] >> So, this is like this is this is like we
[164:11] said, this is for a 250, but it was
[164:13] imagine this. It was basically this like
[164:15] for
[164:18] >> But the thing we saw was like a complete
[164:19] kit. There was like an exhaust and
[164:21] everything.
[164:22] >> It's so funny.
[164:24] I mean, hey, it's got a motor and it
[164:26] burns fuel. People mess with it.
[164:28] 2006. It was on Jegs, right?
[164:32] Ford
[164:34] E250.
[164:35] >> See what Jegs.
[164:40] >> All right. We got We got performance
[164:42] transmissions.
[164:45] >> Shilling the head.
[164:47] >> We got all the gear lube you could ever
[164:49] want.
[164:52] >> Come on. I got 3D 3D printed window
[164:55] cranks. Polished billet aluminum.
[164:58] >> Oh, wow. Even better for 150 bucks.
[165:03] All the All the
[165:05] >> What is Is that a cow track? No. What?
[165:07] Wait. Oh my god.
[165:09] >> Yeah. Traction bars.
[165:11] >> Shut the [ __ ] up. That's insane.
[165:13] >> For a van.
[165:14] >> That's insane. That means people that
[165:16] There you go. People are [ __ ] with
[165:17] it.
[165:18] >> Oh my god.
[165:19] >> There you go. Intake. Intake man. Fold
[165:21] spacers. That means But that means that
[165:23] they'd be making it. Here's a keg.
[165:27] Here's a keg. So you can do crazy beer
[165:30] while driving your van.
[165:36] >> Here's a Here's a rose. Here's an extern
[165:40] pipe.
[165:40] >> My van has a keg installed in it
[165:42] permanently. So what do you mean,
[165:44] officer? I'm not drinking on the road.
[165:46] I'm drinking in a bar.
[165:48] >> Yeah, you just have a tap on the tap.
[165:52] Officer, this is not a vehicle. This is
[165:54] by law a bar.
[165:56] >> You can you imagine if you just had a
[165:58] tap on the dash. You're just like,
[166:00] "Yep."
[166:01] >> Are you telling me I can no longer drink
[166:04] in a bar?
[166:05] >> Yeah. Yeah. You You're right there.
[166:07] You're right there. There's like a curly
[166:10] straw going from the tap. You're just
[166:12] there. And just see. No, I I think I
[166:15] think I think you would need you would
[166:17] need like the tap and then like the the
[166:20] st like the drainage like the where you
[166:23] what you put under it for the drips.
[166:24] Yeah, the well. Thank you. I'm sorry. I
[166:26] couldn't I don't know why I couldn't
[166:27] think of that. The well and then you
[166:28] need a stein on the well and then you
[166:31] need a curly straw coming out of the
[166:33] stein.
[166:34] >> Officer, this is not the driver's seat.
[166:35] This is my office. I don't I don't even
[166:37] know how you got here.
[166:39] >> You got to enter through the back.
[166:40] >> Yep. Yep. Where's my assistant? Knock
[166:42] twice. I'll be there.
[166:43] >> Like there's an old dot matrix. There's
[166:46] an old dot matrix printer in the
[166:49] background like as you're doing this and
[166:51] like there's a lull in the conversation
[166:53] and you hear it go
[166:58] and it's just assy porn. It's just like
[167:01] it's just like here comes the big dick
[167:03] and then there's like a pause and then
[167:05] it just starts drawing like the like the
[167:07] ribbons of comb coming out of it.
[167:11] I got to be somewhere. I see this. I got
[167:14] to be somewhere.
[167:14] >> I got I I just got an order in. I got to
[167:17] go. I got to go. I got to go. See this?
[167:18] Yeah. Yeah. I can print another one
[167:20] here. Find me here. Off. Gone. You hear
[167:24] the You hear the [ __ ]
[167:26] >> You're You're peeling the perforated
[167:27] like edges off the side that where the
[167:30] like the teeth come in like here. You
[167:32] can have this.
[167:32] >> Yeah. I got I got to be somewhere, man.
[167:34] I got to be somewhere. And then you
[167:35] drive off and
[167:37] from the missing spark plug.
[167:42] And there's one other spark plug that's
[167:43] just J&B welded in there because it
[167:45] always kept popping up.
[167:46] >> [ __ ]
[167:47] >> All right. Uh people who are watching
[167:48] this on Instagram, if you want to watch
[167:51] the rest of this live stream, we are
[167:52] live on YouTube right now. Uh regular
[167:55] cars on YouTube.
[167:56] >> I'm just letting you know that we're
[167:57] here.
[167:58] >> Hold on. Go back up, buddy.
[168:00] >> Should it cam it cams?
[168:03] >> How far?
[168:04] >> Oh, right there.
[168:05] >> What? getting a [ __ ] LSD for that bad
[168:08] boy.
[168:09] >> Interesting. Okay, go on uh go on our
[168:11] YouTube channel, Regular Cars on
[168:13] YouTube. We have been streaming for a
[168:14] while if you want to hang out there.
[168:16] Thank you so much. That's the key to
[168:17] laying 11s in the old eco9.
[168:23] >> I'm just on performance parts looking to
[168:25] see what what they got.
[168:27] >> What do we got? What cool?
[168:29] >> The first thing that came up was just a
[168:30] [ __ ] reman trans. That's hilarious.
[168:32] Oh,
[168:33] >> here's more cranks. I [ __ ] crank on a
[168:37] quest to see what is the most expensive
[168:39] window.
[168:39] >> Honestly, we do need to upgrade the
[168:41] cranking game.
[168:43] >> I saw electric replacement cranks where
[168:46] it looks like, but you like lift it up
[168:49] and it goes up and you push it down and
[168:51] it goes down.
[168:52] >> I I was on Marketplace once and somebody
[168:55] had a video like video demonstration of
[168:58] those cranks happening.
[169:02] Oh, you're seeing my algorithm that I
[169:04] was watching a narrative on the big O.
[169:08] >> Hell yeah.
[169:08] >> Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Big O.
[169:12] >> Uh, welcome to everybody to uh Tik Tok
[169:14] live. What? What?
[169:18] >> Oh, those things. Yeah,
[169:20] >> just push it in a direction and it goes
[169:22] up and down.
[169:23] >> Dude, that's cool. But hear me out. If
[169:26] you motoriz the crank ones, you get this
[169:29] really cool feature where you have a
[169:30] window switch and they just [ __ ]
[169:32] spin.
[169:35] Ysef sitting in there and the crank's
[169:37] like
[169:39] on his leg and he's
[169:41] >> he goes he goes like type [ __ ] type
[169:44] [ __ ] Oh, that thing spins.
[169:46] >> Oh.
[169:48] >> Uh yeah. Hello everybody on on Tik Tok.
[169:50] We are live on YouTube right now.
[169:52] Regular car reviews on YouTube. Uh if
[169:55] you want to join in, we got a whole
[169:56] stream going in here with the chat. Um
[169:59] we have a whole crew here. We have K. We
[170:03] have uh North Carolina. We have uh Holly
[170:06] right there.
[170:06] >> North Carolina right now.
[170:08] >> Yeah. And we have uh my friend Drain.
[170:11] And we're talking about souping up his
[170:13] van.
[170:13] >> We are looking We are turning my E250
[170:16] 2006 into a race car.
[170:18] >> All right.
[170:18] >> Yeah.
[170:19] >> These [ __ ] These [ __ ] a [ __ ]
[170:22] Hold on. Let me go to Ford mode. A PY
[170:25] track. Yeah,
[170:26] >> it's not an LSD. It's a PY track. And
[170:28] like
[170:28] >> I thought PY track was GM. I thought
[170:30] Ford called Ford true track.
[170:32] >> It's a [ __ ] LSD. It is a limited slip
[170:35] differential.
[170:36] >> Yeah,
[170:36] >> it doesn't need to be called anything
[170:37] else.
[170:38] >> I like LSD.
[170:39] >> Yeah,
[170:42] >> but yeah, we're we're talking about the
[170:43] same thing.
[170:45] >> That that alone is funny. This man here
[170:48] is teaching me what's cool about
[170:50] American cars because I still am
[170:53] struggling
[170:54] to figure it out.
[170:55] >> It's you have you have you have to
[170:58] embrace the suck like okay my love of of
[171:02] of 60s American cars is well known. Um
[171:06] I've only owned American cars from that
[171:08] era. Well with the exception okay my
[171:11] very first car was a year 2000 Dodge
[171:13] Neon. So that even though it was, you
[171:16] know, you know, partly Mitsubishi.
[171:19] >> No, wait. That one was running the
[171:20] single jingle uh
[171:25] American 4 engine of some sort.
[171:27] >> Yeah.
[171:28] >> Yeah.
[171:29] >> And even then, it was still made in
[171:31] Canada those years. Those were Canada
[171:33] assembly uh Dodges. So, but yeah, that
[171:36] was the only other like non-classic '
[171:38] 60s car I've ever had. Um,
[171:41] >> what what terms do I search to find
[171:42] someone who like ridiculously modified
[171:44] an econ
[171:45] >> dude? Overlander maybe. I guess.
[171:48] >> I'm looking for like track car
[171:50] >> drag.
[171:51] >> I don't know. Like drag striped I guess.
[171:55] Just look up any any album cover from
[171:58] the band Foo Manu.
[171:59] >> I'm looking for like I want it I want it
[172:02] I want it like slammed smaller tires
[172:06] like exhaust.
[172:06] >> Low rider or lowered?
[172:10] SLAMMED.
[172:11] >> YEAH,
[172:12] >> that is not real.
[172:14] >> I know, but I still want it.
[172:15] >> There we That's That's kind of baller
[172:19] for everybody on TikTok. Regular cars on
[172:24] >> Yeah.
[172:25] >> Regular cars on YouTube. We are
[172:27] >> live streaming there. Thank you, Tik
[172:29] Tok.
[172:29] >> Can we Can we slam it and get like
[172:31] [ __ ] roof like ladder racks on the
[172:33] top of it? The Hoonigan sticker is
[172:36] insane.
[172:37] >> Anyways,
[172:38] >> on this rust bucket.
[172:39] >> Moving on. Okay, if you put a Hoonigan
[172:42] sticker on your vehicle,
[172:43] >> bro. Lambo doors on.
[172:44] >> It needs to come off before you sell
[172:46] your vehicle, dude. We need suicide
[172:48] doors on the
[172:50] >> Okay, Lance. All right,
[172:53] >> 850 horsepower.
[172:57] >> Yeah, dude. I need We need the Econoline
[172:59] to look like this. We just need to drive
[173:01] through West Philly and open our
[173:03] eyeballs and I'm sure we'll find like a
[173:04] [ __ ]
[173:06] >> Yeah, the coffee.
[173:07] >> Yeah, dude. Yeah, bro. I would Are you
[173:09] kidding me? Imagine you pull up to the
[173:11] car show in this.
[173:13] >> Oh, [ __ ] dude. I put three bags of
[173:15] coffee in the back and now it the frames
[173:17] on the ground.
[173:19] >> What' you find?
[173:21] >> I like That's an awful lot of cough
[173:23] syrup.
[173:24] >> Oh my god. Goodness gracious.
[173:28] This thing is geeking me, bro. I love
[173:30] this.
[173:30] >> There's a [ __ ] Tik Tok. What is that
[173:32] [ __ ]
[173:32] >> But I look kind of
[173:33] >> No, they're weird, but they're like
[173:35] cool.
[173:35] >> Yeah, I love them.
[173:38] >> It was on the left.
[173:40] >> That's the That's the super long john.
[173:43] >> Super
[173:43] >> extended wheelbase.
[173:46] And then the mini wheelbase.
[173:48] >> The super short Jimmy.
[173:52] >> We scrunched it.
[173:54] >> This
[173:56] I love that.
[173:57] >> Okay, but here's the thing. That's what
[173:58] you expect. That's normal. That's what
[174:00] I'm saying. People are going to put
[174:02] ladders on these. They're going to put
[174:03] giant wheels on them. They're going to
[174:05] make it No, you're going to make it an
[174:07] off-roader. That's the obvious solution.
[174:10] That's an obvious solution.
[174:12] >> You know, that photo was taken in the
[174:14] back of like a Walmart out in the west
[174:16] where the ground just turns into
[174:17] nothing.
[174:17] >> Dude, I'm talking about taking All
[174:20] right. I have a dream that I really want
[174:22] to do where I want to take I want to
[174:24] take I I think doing like doing like low
[174:27] rider mods to massive vehicles is a
[174:30] hilarious concept. I and this is I'm I'm
[174:32] copyrighting this right here right now.
[174:35] I really want to get a uh a used
[174:38] ambulance. I want to purchase it, drop
[174:41] it to the floor, neon under it, spinners
[174:44] and all that. And I want to replace all
[174:46] the lights with party lights and call it
[174:49] the slambulence.
[174:50] >> That is a good name.
[174:52] >> That dude in Maryland, he used to rock
[174:54] up to H2Y and he had the X police
[174:57] explorer
[174:58] >> and that thing was like on the ground
[175:01] and he called it the um [ __ ] what was
[175:03] it? It was like the
[175:06] It was something super clever. I don't
[175:08] know. It was like stance police or
[175:09] whatever, but he used to get pulled over
[175:10] all the time in Ocean City with it and I
[175:12] thought it was so funny.
[175:17] Yeah. Yeah. Exactly like this. Is that a
[175:19] real image?
[175:20] >> The second page.
[175:24] >> Oh god.
[175:29] >> Do this to Jay's ambulance.
[175:31] >> Oh my gosh. Are you kidding me? This
[175:32] would go so hard.
[175:35] >> Imagine Imagine you're having a heart
[175:37] attack and they're like, "We'll be right
[175:38] there." When you can feel the base
[175:40] thumping in your chest, that's how you
[175:42] know we're getting close. Did I love
[175:44] like
[175:51] >> Yeah. More like they see me rolling,
[175:54] they hating.
[175:55] >> Yeah, dude. Yeah, this is the move for
[175:57] sure.
[175:58] >> Pull up to that. Pull up with that.
[176:00] >> I'm seeing more cars in Philly running
[176:02] purple LEDs on their tail lights.
[176:07] Yeah, just like their their like normal
[176:11] like non-break lights. to replace them
[176:12] with purples. And I guess that's maybe
[176:15] in some weird way a throwback to those
[176:17] Harley-Davidson guys who put the little
[176:19] purple lenses on their tail lights to
[176:21] get like a tiny little hole saw because
[176:23] apparently that's more visible. I didn't
[176:25] see anything.
[176:26] >> I lowered my van so it works less.
[176:28] >> Yeah. Yeah.
[176:31] >> Yeah. I'm on the Okay. Function over
[176:34] bandwagon.
[176:37] >> Yeah.
[176:37] >> I need a new chair. I've been rocking
[176:40] this chair for a few years.
[176:42] >> I can send you an amazing
[176:43] recommendation.
[176:44] >> Yeah.
[176:44] >> Yep. I got a chair on Amazon. It was
[176:46] like a hundred bucks. It's awesome.
[176:47] >> Oh, damn. Cuz the one I Let's look at my
[176:50] Amazon order.
[176:51] >> All right, let's look on slammed office
[176:54] chair. Look it up right now.
[176:57] >> In my uh
[176:58] >> slammed office chair on 22s.
[177:00] >> What? Let's put like a motor on like a
[177:03] on like a fivewheel like
[177:05] >> Dude, I I want I want to build a [ __ ]
[177:08] like a motorized keg. $1,500 was the
[177:11] chair I was looking at.
[177:12] >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[177:13] >> Okay, let me let me let me provide I
[177:16] have a degree, Bachelor of Science in
[177:18] Interior Design.
[177:19] >> Yeah,
[177:20] >> I can tell you this right now.
[177:21] Steelcase.
[177:23] >> Yeah,
[177:23] >> just be adding a zero to the end of
[177:28] everything.
[177:28] >> Oh, really?
[177:29] >> That you could that has a whole
[177:32] additional decimal place more than it
[177:35] should.
[177:35] >> Oh,
[177:37] >> like why? No. Why? Why? Tell me actually
[177:41] why you would spend $1,500 on an office
[177:44] chair. Because
[177:46] I have, you know, the that curved back.
[177:49] It's always hurting me. It never my back
[177:52] never is not really hurting unless I'm
[177:55] at a convention and I'm going up and
[177:56] down stairs. Like I have a difficult
[177:58] time standing for extended periods of
[178:01] time. Now, if I'm jogging, if I'm
[178:03] running, if I'm walking, no problem. Ask
[178:05] me to stand still. It's like
[178:07] >> I'm the same way. Yeah. No, I completely
[178:09] understand that.
[178:09] >> I need to I need to do like Jonathan
[178:11] like Commander Riker from Star Trek
[178:14] NextG and I need to be putting my leg up
[178:16] on something
[178:17] >> from Star Trek.
[178:18] >> Oh my god.
[178:20] >> What did the act
[178:21] >> Don't worry about it.
[178:22] >> Oh, because he always the character just
[178:25] gets [ __ ]
[178:26] >> There there was a there was a there was
[178:27] a like Charlie the Unicorn skit where
[178:29] someone mentioned like Riker and they
[178:31] were like, "Who's Riker?" And the guy
[178:33] just goes, "The rapist from Star Trek."
[178:35] >> Oh, okay.
[178:36] >> All right. No, like
[178:39] in regards to this dude, like the the
[178:42] Okay,
[178:45] this works on the same principle that
[178:48] like take take liquor for example. Okay,
[178:52] >> liquor is when it comes to price is
[178:55] diminishing returns.
[178:56] >> Mhm.
[178:57] >> When you buy, let's take like whiskey.
[179:00] >> Mhm.
[179:00] >> You buy a $10 bottle of whiskey, it is
[179:03] going to be bad.
[179:04] >> Yeah. You buy a $20 bottle of whiskey,
[179:06] it is going to be good.
[179:08] >> $50 bottle of whiskey, real good.
[179:11] >> A $100 bottle of whiskey, great. A $200
[179:16] bottle of whiskey, excellent.
[179:20] >> A $1,000 bottle of whiskey, just as good
[179:23] as the $200 bottle of whiskey.
[179:25] >> You reach a price point where it's like
[179:27] above this. You're paying for something
[179:29] else other than the quality. And when it
[179:31] comes to steel case, the main thing that
[179:34] you're paying for is like a warranty
[179:37] >> and just a name brand. At this point,
[179:42] chairs like this have been
[179:43] deconstructed, rebuilt so many billions
[179:46] of times that you can get a chair just
[179:48] as good. In my opinion, the most money
[179:50] that you should spend, in my opinion, as
[179:52] a person with a bachelor of science in
[179:54] this stuff, the most money you should
[179:56] ever spend on a chair like this is 500
[179:59] bucks. And anything more than that, you
[180:01] are just wasting money on something.
[180:03] >> Okay. All right.
[180:05] >> In my opinion,
[180:06] >> I will confer to you later when it comes
[180:07] time to replace
[180:09] >> this chair. Yeah.
[180:10] >> Yeah. I like the chairs that when you
[180:11] sit on them, the gas cylinders explode
[180:12] and impale you.
[180:14] >> They really keep it fresh. It's happened
[180:17] a few times.
[180:18] >> This is my
[180:21] third computer chair since
[180:25] moving back from Alaska. That's my
[180:28] first. This is my second. That'll be it.
[180:32] So, I have No, no, excuse me. There was
[180:34] one. This is my fourth. There was one
[180:36] just like this, but it was the leather
[180:37] one, and it was really bad leather. It
[180:40] was fake leather, and it just started
[180:41] peeling apart. So, I just got the same
[180:43] chair in fabric.
[180:46] >> But now, this is like slouch magic 9000.
[180:48] And honestly, this beatup chair is
[180:50] really bad for my back. I should really
[180:52] be sitting when I'm doing my work.
[180:54] Probably in one of those folding chairs.
[180:56] It probably be better for me. Oh,
[180:57] >> this thing's kicking my ass, dude.
[180:59] >> Oh, hell yeah.
[181:00] >> What the [ __ ]
[181:02] >> Look at the wheels on that. Hold on.
[181:03] Show him that,
[181:05] >> dude. In the cinema.
[181:07] >> Do you have to have a CDL to sit in that
[181:09] thing?
[181:10] >> A E R R O N.
[181:13] >> It's got the wheel.
[181:15] >> Let me Let me in big
[181:19] >> The hell is that thing?
[181:21] >> That's the future Mr. regular chair,
[181:24] bro. That's it.
[181:27] >> Oh my god.
[181:28] >> He's telling you to pull up a Herman
[181:29] Miller Aeron chair.
[181:30] >> That's what that is.
[181:31] >> Too much money.
[181:32] >> No, that's not an Aeron chair. The
[181:34] Aeron. Just look it up.
[181:36] >> All right. Don't look it up on Amazon.
[181:38] Look it up on Google.
[181:39] >> If you keep an eye on marketplace,
[181:40] >> A E R O N
[181:41] >> for like office closeouts.
[181:43] >> That's an S A alpha.
[181:48] >> Yep. Aeron chair by Herman Miller. This
[181:51] is like this chair. This this chair was
[181:55] made in like the '60s for the first
[181:58] time. And this just like this was the
[182:02] great grandfather of the this is like
[182:05] the the alpha office chair.
[182:08] >> All office chairs of time have stemmed
[182:11] from this chair
[182:13] >> more or less
[182:15] >> and they still make it.
[182:16] >> They
[182:17] >> but obviously modernized.
[182:18] >> Okay. So it's like a [ __ ] it's a
[182:20] Herman Miller price. So many of them out
[182:22] there.
[182:23] >> Yes. Look up original. Just out of
[182:25] curiosity, look up original Aeron chair.
[182:29] >> I'm just going to look up on Facebook
[182:30] Marketplace. Now, for people for people
[182:33] uh on this, I'm not pulling up my
[182:35] personal Facebook. So, we're just
[182:37] looking it up uh just for a second on my
[182:40] personal Facebook. So, A R O N.
[182:50] And it's a bunch of Those wheels are
[182:54] cool. So, a can crankshaft or a B16.
[183:00] All right. So, no,
[183:02] >> there's there there's
[183:03] >> nothing on my personal Facebook.
[183:05] >> Oh, I did. I
[183:07] >> Yeah.
[183:11] >> Gay
[183:13] sex.
[183:14] A E R O N.
[183:17] >> A R Oh, yeah.
[183:19] A E
[183:20] >> I'm sorry I uh O N
[183:23] >> should clarify the Aeron was introduced
[183:25] in 1994 not the 1960s. Uh I was thinking
[183:29] of something else. I was also the
[183:32] development began in the 1970s but the
[183:35] chair was released.
[183:36] >> Now my question about all these mesh
[183:38] chairs I was also released.
[183:40] >> The mesh is going to get worn out,
[183:41] right?
[183:42] >> No, it's it's pretty resilient.
[183:46] >> It's pretty they're pretty strong.
[183:48] They're like the de facto corporate
[183:51] [ __ ] office chair.
[183:52] >> It's Yeah, you will find 900 trillion
[183:55] chairs that look exactly like this one.
[183:57] >> Dude, if you go I guarantee if you go to
[183:58] any Habitat for Humanity ever, there's
[184:01] like [ __ ]
[184:02] >> 50 billion of them.
[184:03] >> Yep.
[184:03] >> Oh, well, okay. So, the there's a
[184:06] Habitat for Humanity that replaced uh
[184:09] the dollar store in um
[184:11] >> good
[184:12] >> in uh
[184:16] where my gym is, North Wales. This is a
[184:18] Habitat for Humanity there. It's open
[184:19] like Tuesday to Friday.
[184:21] >> Frequent that.
[184:22] >> All right. So, I'll check that place
[184:23] out.
[184:23] >> Yeah. You know, I mean, dude, that that
[184:25] that chair that you like that's in
[184:28] there.
[184:29] >> $149.
[184:31] >> $149.
[184:33] >> $149. That chair is amazing. I will be
[184:35] sad when it goes.
[184:36] >> That is my chair score of a [ __ ]
[184:38] life.
[184:38] >> When people Okay, for the people what
[184:40] they're talking about is uh No, no,
[184:42] we're not going there.
[184:45] Uh, we're going to Instagram.
[184:47] >> We're gonna wrap up. We're gonna wrap
[184:49] this up. It is 11 p.m. and I'm going
[184:52] skiing tomorrow, so I got to shower and
[184:54] go to bed.
[184:55] >> Oh, there it is.
[184:56] >> There it is.
[184:56] >> Look up on the right.
[184:58] >> Yep.
[184:59] >> That's it.
[185:00] >> There it is.
[185:00] >> That shed was $149.
[185:02] >> That chair, I hate you. I love you. You
[185:05] got that chair for a $149. You saw it
[185:07] call coming off the truck that's in my
[185:09] living room right now just for a
[185:12] >> place to be. They were going to get rid
[185:13] of it because they thought it was
[185:14] supposed to have wheels and they don't
[185:17] sell [ __ ]
[185:19] [ __ ] that's missing stuff, I guess.
[185:21] >> Yeah,
[185:21] >> it's a [ __ ] thrift store.
[185:23] >> Yeah.
[185:23] >> And I asked him, he was like, "Oh my, I
[185:25] can stick a tag on it." And I thought he
[185:27] meant like 149 bucks. And I was like,
[185:29] "Yeah yeah yeah absolutely."
[185:30] >> Yeah.
[185:30] >> [ __ ] $149.
[185:33] >> Yeah.
[185:33] >> Put it amazing.
[185:35] >> Halfway out of the trunk of the Volvo
[185:37] 740 sedan.
[185:39] >> Turbo sedan.
[185:40] >> Yeah. Yeah. God, that chair is amazing.
[185:43] People get complimented like like the
[185:45] number one comment on that video. Look
[185:47] at that's a really cool chair actually.
[185:50] Um, scrolling down. Uh,
[185:55] um, any more questions about the chair?
[185:58] Probably in like another one.
[186:02] You know what's funny about that? I just
[186:03] thought
[186:05] I like couldn't fit it in my apartment
[186:06] at the time.
[186:07] >> Yeah. Like if that room is still open
[186:10] when my lease ends, it's just gonna That
[186:12] chair is never going to move.
[186:14] >> I'm fine with that.
[186:17] >> It's [ __ ] hilarious, actually.
[186:20] >> Oh my god.
[186:21] >> Okay. Well, thank you everyone uh who
[186:26] watched this uh video.
[186:28] >> The Toyota Starlet GT Turbo.
[186:32] >> There it is. There it is.
[186:36] M. Hello. You're welcome, Brian.
[186:40] Thank you for coming. I get to mess with
[186:42] you. Thank you for coming to uh uh my
[186:45] podcast. Please go to fan of
[186:47] them.com/regularcars.
[186:49] >> Win the Toyota Starlet GT Turbo. You
[186:52] just got to buy some limited edition
[186:53] merch and you're automatically entered
[186:56] to win. Thank you for doing this. You
[186:58] are keeping
[186:58] >> you you you just you got to bring it
[187:00] back every now and then. [ __ ] around. We
[187:03] we get visitation rights like like once
[187:06] a year on holidays. You need to bring it
[187:09] back so we can [ __ ] around. If you're
[187:11] ever bringing it to a track, you got to
[187:13] let us know.
[187:14] >> I want to see whoever wins this uh at
[187:17] fan of them.com/regularcars.
[187:20] >> This Oh yeah, we're getting to that.
[187:22] >> Yeah, this uh when I want to see you
[187:26] take this to a track and just hoon the
[187:28] heaven loving [ __ ] out of this thing.
[187:30] >> If this sits in your garage, we're we're
[187:32] coming for you. It's getting it's not a
[187:34] garage car. It's a driver. This is
[187:37] >> if if that was if that was like a 10,000
[187:39] mi mint version, it would be really
[187:40] cool. You'd never want to drive it. This
[187:42] is the perfect mix. It's solid,
[187:44] >> right?
[187:44] >> It's not flawless. It is solid. It is
[187:47] very nice. It is a perfect driver.
[187:51] >> It wants to go and you better you better
[187:53] indulge it.
[187:54] >> If you don't hit limiter in that thing,
[187:56] >> you a [ __ ] Yeah, you are a [ __ ] It
[187:58] is a vehicle for [ __ ] limiter.
[188:00] >> Mhm. First gear, limiter. Second gear,
[188:03] limiter. What comes next? Third gear,
[188:05] >> limiter.
[188:06] >> Limiter. Fourth,
[188:07] >> limiter. Um, and also I'm trying to find
[188:10] a better still picture of this, but I
[188:12] guess we'll just use this cuz this has
[188:14] fan of them.com/regular cars. That's how
[188:15] you get in to win this. This car is
[188:17] wrapped. This is a black wrap.
[188:20] Originally, this car was white on
[188:24] silver. It's a decent wrap, but this is
[188:26] that they they wrapped it black on
[188:28] silver. A more two-tone. They came like
[188:30] that. I I'm pretty sure.
[188:32] >> I'm pretty sure like Yeah, they they
[188:34] Ford Ford. What am I talking about? I
[188:36] got Galaxy on my brain. I have uh the
[188:39] the Toyota uh they did offer black. So,
[188:42] it is a canonically accurate color. And
[188:46] also, because it's wrapped, you don't
[188:48] have to worry about it.
[188:49] >> It's a driver car. It's a perfect driver
[188:51] car.
[188:52] >> Oh, you get mud and stuff. Like,
[188:53] literally wrapped cars are the easiest
[188:55] thing. I have never washed my Galaxy
[188:56] since I've owned it. All I do now, I
[188:59] mean, obviously I'd spray the underside
[189:01] and get salt off of it, but all I do is
[189:02] hit it with detail spray, wipe it off.
[189:05] >> I'd put a mesh over the intercooler so
[189:07] you don't get like a head to um
[189:11] >> head to Tractor Supply, get some chicken
[189:13] wire.
[189:15] >> I do it right, but like
[189:16] >> Yeah. Okay.
[189:18] >> Something nice.
[189:19] >> Um please enter this giveaway. You're
[189:21] helping regular cars. Whoops. Please
[189:23] enter this giveaway. you're helping
[189:25] regular cars continue in in this strange
[189:28] era. Um, I'm very thankful for all the
[189:31] people that entered and if you're
[189:32] watching this video now at the very end,
[189:34] uh, you have 4 hours. This video end
[189:37] this giveaway ends in 4 hours. And, uh,
[189:40] people are still in the chat talking
[189:42] about the chair, but uh, talk about the
[189:44] Starlet. Please enter this giveaway.
[189:45] You're helping regular car reviews. This
[189:47] is one of the funnest cars we've ever
[189:49] given away.
[189:50] >> Damn desk [ __ ] chairs. What a hot
[189:52] topic, huh? Mhm.
[189:53] >> Jesus Christ.
[189:55] >> Well, uh, he he he the subtle hints.
[189:59] What?
[190:00] >> No chair needed.
[190:03] >> Thank you so much, guys. And for myself,
[190:05] Drain K
[190:07] >> N
[190:08] >> and Holly.
[190:10] >> Thank you so much for joining us
[190:11] tonight. Thank you for liking regular
[190:13] car reviews. Have a wonderful evening.
[190:14] Bye.
[190:17] How do I make it stop?