[00:03] bunch of books loaded up for I got a bunch of books loaded up for today. We bunch of books loaded up for today. We got prize picks taco Tuesday. DraftKings has some stuff. I got Bovada loaded up. We I'm just going to keep adding sports
[00:18] books, man. I got Koshi loaded up. We're gonna do a bunch of sports books. So, where do you guys want to start out? Should we do a prize pick play or what Should we do a prize pick play or what do we want to do? Um,
[00:36] do we want to do first? Let me load up the chat and see what people are saying because I haven't even done that yet. What's up, guys? How's everyone doing? Let's get it going, boys. What book do you guys want to start out on? Bovvada,
[00:50] please. Any good plays on Hard Rock? What's up, Trent Salad? We can see Hard Rock real quickly. I don't have access to Hard Rock. I'm currently in California, but dude, Hard Rock is the easiest book in the world to beat.
[01:04] All of these long shots, I would bet. Pritchard over five and a half rebounds plus 375. Cross market. That looks incredible. No other book offering above plus 300. Payton Pritchard, absolute
[01:21] Payton Pritchard, absolute stud of a white boy, bro. He brings me pride. You guys know I can dunk, by the way. [snorts]
[01:33] messages when you're available? I have a new strategy that is crazy right now. What's up, Aaron? Tell us your strategy. Why can't you tell us your strategy now? Aaron, tell everybody your strategy. You got 163 people in here who want to make
[01:50] money. So, tell us all your strategy. Colleg's nuke pick six on pick six. The optimal thing for college is a six pick entry. Dude, Hard Rock has so much entry. Dude, Hard Rock has so much value. Also, Payton Pritchard over three
[02:05] and a half rebounds looks really good. Damn, dude. It would be nice to have Hard Rock, but again, it's just not it's not legal in California, unfortunately. not legal in California, unfortunately. Um, what do we want to do first?
[02:20] [ __ ] man. Maybe let's do a prize pick play first. I know some people are going to want it for the discount. So, let's let's do a prize pick play first. Okay. Um I already used the James Harden discount, but the first play we
[02:34] Harden discount, but the first play we can go with was going to say we could take Chris Murray, but it looks like they already bumped it. So, let's see what else we can do on prize picks.
[02:47] Hoyoi. Dude, there is a lot of [ __ ] available today. We got like 11 NBA available today. We got like 11 NBA games. Oh my gosh. Zair Williams under two and a half rebounds. You can see he's an underdog to go over. Prize picks
[03:01] fixed payouts. Take his over, take his under. You're getting the same payout. So, the first play we're going to go with is Williams under two and a half boards. That's perfect. And I'm just kind of gonna rip through.
[03:15] What do I like best? We got hockey back. Unders heavily favored on every sports book. [snorts] Sorry. Well, this game's actually not till tomorrow. Taage Thompson under three and a half shots on goal. Is that [ __ ] Canadian?
[03:31] Anyways, I'm going to try to do a fiveman. If you haven't used the harden discount, I would just throw in the harden discount. Okay. So, that's a good harden discount. Okay. So, that's a good option.
[03:47] run. So, you can see I got four picks so far, but I want to do a five pick flex play. That's the best type of slip on prize picks. What do we think about this, man? It's all unders again. You could throw in
[04:01] Harden if you wanted to to make it a six-man if you haven't already used it. Nothing's been bumped. I'm just taking a look. No, no, no, no, no. Take Edgecomb pair them together. You don't want to take two guys on the same team to both
[04:17] go under. That wouldn't make a lot of sense. [snorts]
[04:29] under in rebounds. Maybe I will run a six-man. And if you don't like anything, you can just remove it. I just need to take a look real quick and make sure it makes sense. He
[04:43] He I think it does. Yo, six pick entry. All unders. If this hits [ __ ] him, bro.
[04:57] value. I mean, you can see here go his under heavily favored. Pritchard unders heavily favored. You can get this on better as well, but I'm going to ignore better for now. any correlation to worry about? No,
[05:11] there's not. Okay. Yo, lock it in if you want to play it. Okay. One, two, three, four, five, six. Get this [ __ ] locked in, boys.
[05:27] unders, [ __ ] This is all unders, man. Follow me on Instagram. always flex on prize picks. You know, sometimes I'll run threeman powers for
[05:39] three pick entries. You don't want to flex. You want to run it straight up. But like the best type of slip, it's only marginally better, but if you break only marginally better, but if you break down the payouts like Anyways, six pick
[05:51] entries, that's the best type of slip on prize picks. Yo, can someone put the discount coming soon. If you don't like any of my picks, just replace it with Harden. Homeless dude hit the money spread, too. Bro, I was shocked, man. go
[06:05] on Instagram. Yo, man, love your stuff. I'm homeless. Turns out the guy's just flexing money in every Instagram. Bro, it's crazy. You guys got to watch this. This guy cracked me up. He made me laugh harder than I've
[06:20] laughed in a minute. Check this out. It's crazy. This guy's crazy. The money spread was hilarious, bro.
[06:32] Look at this tweet. This guy's hilarious, man. I love him. Bovvada loaded up. I got everything loaded up that you could possibly want
[06:45] loaded up that you could possibly want to do, except for Hard Rock. No Hard Rock, unfortunately. What do we want to do? What do we want to bet on? We could run a better play. We could run a Bovvada play. We could run Underdog.
[06:59] I've said it before. Underdog recently improved their payouts. Dude, two pick entries. They moved up to a 3.5x payout. I have no idea why they
[07:11] did that, but we were really hot. I don't know how we did yesterday. According to one guy on Twitter, I got killed, so maybe I got on Twitter, I got killed, so maybe I got killed, but um we went five for six on
[07:23] our first plays. They basically improved their payouts on their twoman to a 3.5x payout. which is pretty crazy. I mean, it makes I never thought I would say this, but two pick entries on underdog fantasy are
[07:37] two pick entries on underdog fantasy are now the best type of slip. 3.5x payout. now the best type of slip. 3.5x payout. Crazy. payout, but like running two mans is the move now. I mean, it's a lot easier to
[07:52] move now. I mean, it's a lot easier to lock in two mans mans. They still only give me a $25 max bet size, but whatever. We'll still play it. But unfortunately, they're still not
[08:07] verifying my location. Come on, man. Let's Come on. with this app, dude? I may have to do it on my phone, which is a little bit
[08:21] on my phone, which is a little bit annoying. And they already bumped it. Um, what was I gonna say though?
[08:42] am I logged into underdog on this other phone? Sorry, I got like five different phones because of sports betting. I got so many accounts. Um, what do I want to do though? Which phone am I logged into underdog fantasy on? because we'll do
[08:56] some underdog plays again. This is really clutch. I'm actually pretty surprised that underdog fantasy improved it. How did we do yesterday? Yo, yesterday we went one play got refunded because one player was voided and then
[09:11] we lost one and we won one. Is that correct? Is that correct? I think that's correct.
[09:24] Okay, cuz I'm going to have to bet it on my phone. And they just bumped this play. Okay. Okay. Okay. So, we got Mark Williams, right? His under is a big underdog, so we want to be on his over. This is a fixed payout website. Nope.
[09:38] What the [ __ ] dude? Why are you slow? Come on. Odds jam. Load up, bro. Damn, [clears throat] dude. So, Gobear under 11 and a half points. We're already fading Goar rebounds on prize picks, but sure, whatever. We can
[09:53] add this in. And then we have some random tennis play. Lulu son. It's a beautiful name. Let's go, Lulu. Um, over 21 and a half games. Yo, so this is what in on this phone, so I'm going to have to bet it on my other phone. And I also
[10:09] want to do some better. And maybe Do you guys want two live streams today? Just because there's a lot of basketball. Hockey restarts tomorrow, I believe. So, let me lock this in as quickly as possible. Please don't bump it, you
[10:24] possible. Please don't bump it, you stupid [ __ ] And they didn't bump it. Yay. I got it locked in. Only $25 max bet size, but it is what it is. How you guys doing? What's up, cozy trash fire? [snorts]
[10:37] What's up, cozy trash fire? Maybe four live streams. I don't know about that. Three streams. Can you show BA, please? Do VPNs work on Hard Rock? In general,
[10:50] for sports books, VPNs don't really work for sports books specifically. They don't work. Um, their location verifiers are just too good.
[11:02] Um, what do we want to do? Should we do BA or better? No one helps me. You make me figure it out.
[11:14] Um, is this guy's last name diabetes? Oh, no. Diabate. Um, not diabetes. Okay, I don't care. Whoever makes me
[11:26] money. Colin Gillespie. I do love Gizzel James. Is Gizzel James. And there it goes. What the [ __ ] Okay. Um, I hope Jizzel James makes the NBA.
[11:39] I love his name. He's a fun player to bet on. on better, what we want to try to do is a five pick entry. So this is the play I was trying to look
[11:55] at on underdog, but unfortunately they ended up bumping it up higher. Dude, come on, man. Why the [ __ ] are you so slow,
[12:09] bro? Come on. Why is this app so [ __ ] janky, bro? incompetent. They're so good at wasting your time. It's like, I'm literally just
[12:24] trying to lock in bets, but then if you try to automate a betting a betting bot and place bets automatically, they ban you. It's like, well, make your shitty sites work, bro. Um,
[12:38] what? Dude, also like the auto correct it's what I'm trying to type, dude. It's Tae Thompson. trying to type, dude. It's Tae Thompson. Oh my gosh. AJ Dyensta, bro. His points
[12:53] line is 29 and a half. That is ridiculous. Okay. Yeah. So, these plays pair pretty well.
[13:07] Also, Gillespie has a little bit of positive correlation with Williams. They're on the same team, so they both can't go over. So, yo, here's the play. can't go over. So, yo, here's the play. 29 and a half is crazy.
[13:25] like, it's not a huge difference in terms of the implied odds, but still, that's what's optimal, [snorts] and you should do what's optimal. Let's see. Come on, man. Dude, this app is so slow.
[13:41] Come on, man. Dude, this app is so slow. Come on. Okay, so I got it locked in. And now I'm done for the day on better, as some of you guys know. Broke ass [ __ ] ass sports book only gives me a $100 max bet size per day.
[13:56] Start a streak on underdog. Gizzel James over 29 and a half. Bro, there's no way his name is 29 or he's a 29 and a half. I do love his name though. Every time I see him on the board, it makes me smile.
[14:10] Jizzel, bro. Jizzel Monahan, what up? Gizzle.
[14:26] That's crazy, dude. His P line is 42 half. Yo, is Gizzel James going to the league though? Does anyone know? Is Gizzel James going to the NBA? What about Quinn Monahan? Quinn is the name of a porn company. Female porn company.
[14:42] I would show it, but Well, actually, I can show it. It's not gonna Yeah, bro. Yeah, bro. Get this for your girlfriend, your mom, whatever. Female audio porn website. I used to love the name Quinn.
[14:58] It was my dream name for my future daughter. BUT NOW I CAN'T do that. Can't name my kid Quinn anymore. Maybe.
[15:10] Sometimes it just gets in your head. [snorts] Um, what do we want to do? So, [snorts] Um, what do we want to do? So, we did a better play.
[15:25] LaMelo over seven and a half assists on Underdog. Again, Underdog Fantasy became Underdog. Again, Underdog Fantasy became the hottest DFS app in the world.
[15:39] Let's go. LaMelo Ball over seven and a half previous plays and added multipliers that make the payout shittier. So, if you're watching this from behind, the same way you're looking at dudes
[15:55] from behind. DJ, what do we think about this? They already bumped it. Never mind. [ __ ] Um, what we could do though is this.
[16:15] Again, I'm gonna have to bet this on my phone. Jay Huff over in Pas. And then we got Claxy Claxer. Claxy Claxer. Go [ __ ]
[16:45] Bang. So that I just got this locked in. two overs and let's make sure I got that correct. Yeah, those were both correct. Damn, there's a lot of value on BA. We got so many buck options, man.
[17:00] many buck options, man. What's up, guys? Frat ran. Alex, I spent like 13k on odds jam membership. Please plug all naked. What's up, Harambe in a coupe? Pick six. Pick six. Pick six. Pick six.
[17:15] Pick six. Pick six. Pick six. Pick six. Pick six. Cali Jizzel is not going to the association. Ah, damn, man. So, this is our last opportunity to bet on Gizzel is our last opportunity to bet on Gizzel James, I think, this season.
[17:33] okay. Bovada or pick six? I feel like everyone's asking for pick six. Damn. But this LaMelo play is kind of beautiful. I kind of want to put it in LaMelo. Yo, where's the next discount? Kevin Porter. Isn't Kevin Porter the one
[17:47] who beat his wife or is that Miles Bridges? Or both of them? I don't remember. I thought Kevin Porter got in some deep [ __ ] but I could be wrong. Um, let's do this next prize picks.
[18:00] Um, let's do this next prize picks. Taco. [ __ ] Mark Williams. Damn. And there goes
[18:13] LaMelo. Never mind. So, we're not gonna be able to get that locked in. Come on. Why do you do this to me, man? Kase Wallace. What do we like? Cage Thompson. Like, yeah, we're already on that. And let's see what else we got. No
[18:30] audio porn, bro. Imagine watching audio porn, bro. That's the thesis of this company. Women don't like real porn. They like audio porn, bro. Audio porn.
[18:42] They like audio porn, bro. Audio porn. What are we talking about, man? Um, nah, maybe I will fade Pritchard again. Audio porn, bro. Audio,
[18:54] that's crazy. Um, yeah, maybe these plays a little bit of positive correlation. Pritchard under an assist. Mark Williams has more rebound opportunities.
[19:08] But also, if the game's a blowout, I don't know. I think it's solid. I wouldn't worry too much about that. So, [snorts] here we go. We got a three pick entry. Probably both.
[19:26] his car with a gun. What's up, guys? No, wait. KPG was an abuser, too. Um, he choked his girl in a hotel, so I was right. What's up, styled leader? Can
[19:41] someone put a link in the chat? Oh, Vinnie Curry, I love you. Thank you. Thank you, Vinnie Curry. What other books do you guys want to do? Three pick books do you guys want to do? Three pick entry.
[20:01] [clears throat] Door Dash is pissing me off, man. I order snacks, they always off, man. I order snacks, they always get them wrong.
[20:18] what do you guys want to do? Kelshi, Bovada, what the hard part with Kelshi, Bovada, what the hard part with Koshi is obviously it's just like Koshi is obviously it's just like not everyone can tail it.
[20:30] not everyone can tail it. Any nonplayer props here? Dude, what? I don't want to bet on Euro League basketball if I'm betting on basketball. What a bet on the NBA.
[20:44] Fourth quarter point spread. No, I'm not trying to not trying to bet on some trying to not trying to bet on some weird [ __ ] like that. Um, discount on Donovan Mitchell. And it's like, yo, I'm trying to nuke some [ __ ]
[21:01] I'm not trying to, Dude, nothing gets me more excited than a bunch of basketball games on a random Tuesday. It's like getting a [ __ ] on a Tuesday. It's just unexpected. You don't expect it and then it just happens
[21:17] and you're like, "Yeah, where are you pick six, bro? What are we doing? Maybe there's not much pick six value.
[21:35] No pick six value. Damn, bro. They've kind of sharpened up. But what we do want to do is we want to do this uh 30% college basketball boost. Donovan Mitchell. It's like I mean well I don't want to make fun of discounts
[21:51] cuz I always want more discounts but it's not that good of a discount. Um but let's see if we can get in a pick six play. Damn there is a lot of sports today. So we also have this play on AJ Dyben. You can see every book has has
[22:07] him as an underdog to go over. 29 and a half is a crazy line. Come on bro. Let's half is a crazy line. Come on bro. Let's go here. Let's go here. under like it doesn't even make sense they have him listed twice doesn't even make
[22:23] sense so we want to be on his under AJ Dyben under 29 and a half bro there's so Dyben under 29 and a half bro there's so much stuff we could bet oh my gosh
[22:35] this is like a [ __ ] but on a Monday no it's Tuesday it's taco Tuesday so [snorts] we have Yakel Luxembourg this guy Another crazy name.
[22:49] Luxembourg this guy Another crazy name. And where did his other squares go? man? You guys said pick six, which is why I'm doing pick six. Getting a [ __ ] while driving is the best. That is not safe, bro.
[23:06] best. That is not safe, bro. Um, sleeper dabble. DraftKings. Okay, give me a sec, dude. I don't know why I don't see this play. Come on. Come on. Come on. Odds jam. Let's go, bro. Where is this [ __ ] Um, so I guess they bumped
[23:23] I don't know. What are we doing? Where the [ __ ] is he, dude? Load, [ __ ] Nah, I guess they bumped it. Anyways, I'm going to do a six-man. Okay, so try to Dude, what the [ __ ] I
[23:40] don't see him either. Justin Jefferson or Joshua Jefferson. Come on. I don't know if Odds Jam's behind or what. I don't see any of their other lines
[23:55] aside like it's just like weird blank squares on pick six. What is going on?
[24:14] Pissing me off. Let's see. Like, man. Okay. Well, I definitely want to get this promo play locked in. So, give me a sec.
[24:39] over. So, we want to be on his under, but let's see where he is. Come on, bro. There we go. So, our second square that's actually available cuz this site is [ __ ] janky.
[24:54] Again, I am personally I say it on other live streams, but I'm just showing you the bets that I'm personally taking. I'm currently completely unemployed. I am not selling you. I'm not working for a book. I just am showing you what I'm
[25:09] personally betting on. Darien Williams. Okay, so let's run this. Darien Williams over 12 and a half. Dude, why is your site so janky?
[25:21] You're really pissing me off at this point. Is this guy's last name lube? Luben, bro, what the [ __ ] dude?
[25:38] I don't know what is going on with pick six on my screen. Pissing me off. They It's like they just removed.
[25:51] bit quicker so we can actually finish this slip. Come on, man. Come on. Come on. Okay, so we got four picks so far.
[26:20] Sorry guys if you didn't want to do pick six because we want to do a six-man. I'm gonna [ __ ] literally blow up. No, I'm not going to blow anything up. I shouldn't say that. That's not It's not funny.
[26:34] funny. But it's pissing me off. couple more. I'm going to [ __ ] literally Why? Come on.
[26:49] literally Why? Come on. Come on. not including [ __ ] in the same game not including [ __ ] in the same game that's negatively correlated.
[27:06] I would literally deop over 21 and a half. Okay, come on. There we go. Okay, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. Take the bet. Just
[27:18] take the bet. Okay, so I'm done. Let me put this link in the chat. And if this hits, you all are going to be very happy with me. Sorry that took so long. Damn it. That took way too long.
[27:40] Took way too long. Pissing me off.
[27:52] Are you going to be on Stanford campus? Yeah. I got to go to the Bay Area. But I but I want I'm gonna start driving later tonight because I wanna bet on the NBA with you guys. So, I'm gonna delay my travel a bit.
[28:12] who peer pressured me into buying Bitcoin about a class action lawsuit. All your asses peer pressure me to buy Bitcoin. B. You scammed me. You guys [ __ ] scammed me,
[28:28] scammed me. You guys [ __ ] scammed me, bro. is tell me to buy Bitcoin and in this chat and all that [ __ ] does is go down. chat and all that [ __ ] does is go down. I bought that [ __ ] at $110,000
[28:43] I bought that [ __ ] at $110,000 in my most recent purchase. in my most recent purchase. How much more money can you lose me?
[28:57] me, dude? Buy Bitcoin.
[29:17] My favorite thing to do as people I just meet is call them handsome. Um, random dudes. Handsome. Old men, young men
[29:42] sleeper. Nice haircut, Alex. Thank you, bro. Sleeper. Yo, we got 50% profit boost.
[29:54] Did you see the dabble strategy that I sent you? Bro, I'm banned on dabble, Aaron. Unfortunately, I'm banned on dabble. [sighs] I'm banned on dabble.
[30:11] which is actually a little crazy. I mean, I hate the just like bands. So, here's the first play. I'm getting locked in for the sleeper promo.
[30:30] Go. What else we got? WHO WOULD YOU RATHER SHUT UP? You know, WHO WOULD YOU RATHER SHUT UP? You know, like I get so tired of that question. Who would you rather get dinner with Michael Jordan or a million dollars?
[30:42] Michael Jordan or a million dollars? Give me a million dollars. But I don't engage with it because you can't engagement farm me. You guys fall for engagement farming. I don't. I'm above it. [clears throat]
[31:04] Who would you rather a date with Angel Reese OR 500K? BRO, GIVE ME 500K. I don't want a date [snorts] with Angel Reese, bro. Anyways, 10 bucks. 10 bucks max bet size on these sleeper plays, but still not horrible,
[31:32] you're a virgin. And then I'd understand it, bro. You know who's Angel Reese? Andre Horowit's own
[31:46] Sleeper. Well, Sleeper charges more juice than any sports book in the world. Honestly, Honestly, yo, hard harder question. No, that's
[31:59] [ __ ] up. I can't ask. That's [ __ ] up, Alex. So, the reason Sleeper is kind of asked, are they really owned by Andre Horowitz? Look how much juice they're Horowitz? Look how much juice they're charging. 55 cent spreads. MGM 30 cents.
[32:13] FanDuel 28 cents. They just charge a lot of juice. of juice. Okay, Okay. Would you rather have a million dollars
[32:28] or you can bring back to life you can bring back to life Kobe Bryant?
[32:43] Deep question. I'm [ __ ] thinking about deep [ __ ] today. [ __ ] man. Now you got me thinking. What? What would I do? Dude, my dad would be so disappointed if I didn't take the money. Alex, son.
[32:58] Are there any more discounts? These ones are usually trash on Sleeper. So, like they have Pritchard. Why do I have this porn site up? [ __ ] Um, Pritchard over 19 and a half 2x payout. So that's plus 100 odds. Is that actually a good
[33:15] really good discount. His line's 21 half. I don't know if there was lineup news. Jaylen Brown is [ __ ] smart. Um,
[33:35] Yeah, we did. Okay. So, we're going to do that. go on a date? [clears throat]
[33:47] [clears throat] [ __ ] man. What are we doing? Kobe. Kobe. Money. Kobe. Damn, bro. People have a hard time deciding on this. What about dinner with Jay-Z? Bro, I wouldn't get I would take 42. No, I would take,
[34:01] bro, I would take 10K over dinner with Jay-Z. I got nothing to talk about with Jay-Z. I got nothing to talk about with Jay-Z about. What would I ask him?
[34:15] Where's the Kobe jersey? It's in Virginia. 10K is nothing. Bro, I'm not a Jay-Z fan. That's like, would you rather get dinner with uh who's a good example?
[34:29] I don't know. Some country singer. Would I rather have 20K or dinner with Morgan Wallen? Give me 20K. I don't give a [ __ ] about Morgan Wallen. I want to get dinner with him for free.
[34:45] Anyways, what should we do? Should we do the rest of these sleeper discounts? not true. I would I will get dinner with anyone once
[34:59] then if they're like trying to do some creepy [ __ ] or you know. creepy [ __ ] or you know. [clears throat]
[35:11] college. Dude, there's a lot of promos. It's actually a little bit crazy. Um
[35:56] dude. What am I doing? Where can I see my picks on this [ __ ] app, bro? Where my picks on this [ __ ] app, bro? Where are my bets,
[36:13] dude? Some of these apps are a pain in the ass to use. they lowered it to 20. Whatever.
[36:30] some bets for I'm trying to fly through some bets right now. Do we have anything on Bovvada? I got it loaded up. Let me know what other sports books you guys want to see in California or books that I can use everywhere. I'm happy to sign
[36:44] up for them. [clears throat] Dude, what even is this [ __ ] Whoever bet on this [ __ ] put them on like I don't know. I don't want to meet them. Bro, if you're betting on this [ __ ]
[36:59] you're weird. Any KHI for us? We can look at Kali. Let's see. Maybe there's some Cali. Brunson. Yo, Brunson, heavy favorite to go under What are we gonna do? We're going to go
[37:14] >> [snorts] >> We're gonna fade Jaylen Brunson who is >> We're gonna fade Jaylen Brunson who is What is Jaylen Brunson, guys? I mean, he is the most overrated basketball player. Okay, he is the most overrated
[37:28] basketball player currently in the NBA. Who are the most underrated players? That's a great question and I appreciate the question. The most underrated players are Who are the most underrated players?
[37:58] underrated. The Celtics are, The Celtics are, Dude, Celtics are legit. Can't argue Dude, Celtics are legit. Can't argue with that.
[38:15] You guys see it? Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Ka George. Bro, the Wizards suck. Benedict Mattherin. Benedict Matan is good. He won me a huge parlay last year.
[38:39] Bro, Cade Cunningham is not underrated. I will sign up for Onyx odds if you have it. It's not It's not in California anymore because they changed the they anymore because they changed the they changed the regulation here.
[38:56] They changed. But I will still be betting on Onyx.
[39:29] boy, what are you doing? Bronson is so ass. I agree, man. No vig profit boost. I'm not in a state with no vig.
[39:45] play. One more sleeper play. That's what you guys are coming to after I give you a bunch of sleeper. It's like, okay, if that's what people want, that's what we'll do.
[40:05] I do love this guy's name, Sadi Bay. Sometimes the values in weird markets No. Michael Porter. Michael Porter's a weird dude.
[40:26] I don't want to get dinner. I want the money. LeBron James under six and a half money. LeBron James under six and a half assists every single time.
[40:39] used to be $30 max? What are they doing to us? [snorts] Ripping us off. Should we do a huge parlay on Bovada?
[40:52] Damn, bro. Why is there so much [ __ ] value today? Oh my gosh. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. We could do
[41:04] another underdog play. Again, if you're just tuning on to the stream, underdog now pays out. What do they pay out? Tyler Hero. Um,
[41:25] Baylor Shennyman. I've never heard of this guy, but then again, the Celtics are scary. 3.5x payout. Again, I'm going to have to bet it on my phone because I don't think this works. Oh, it does work. There we go. Yo, hopefully
[41:39] you guys had time to tail. Three pick entry. You guys are welcome for giving you the best slip of your life. life. No,
[42:04] >> [sighs] >> What do we want to do, man? value. Oh, I promised I would look at Cali and then I got distracted. So,
[42:18] Cali and then I got distracted. So, let's do that. Where do you want to live? In your house.
[42:48] Oh my gosh. This is the exact opposite of what I would bet. Some 36.6K liquidity [ __ ] Way too much liquidity. You do not want to bet into liquidity on these sports books.
[43:17] but some of the low liquidity ones, I mean, sometimes under 140 half in the Iowa State Utah game. Am I logged into Cali? I am. Nope, I'm not. It logged me out. Nope, it logged me back in. There
[43:31] we go. Iowa State versus Utah. Low liquidity, lower liquidity, higher probability of making money. Wizards game over 240 half. Another one. Let's go. The problem is is when I give it to you guys.
[43:47] is is when I give it to you guys. People, everyone wants to tail me. So, you just have to move fast because once I get it locked in, you know, it's amount of liquidity. And again, you want to focus on lower liquidity markets
[44:01] because higher liquidity markets usually means it's a sharp, it's a market maker, it's going to be harder to beat. And listen, if any of you guys go to UCLA, someone make me a [ __ ] professor there, bro.
[44:18] Damn. A lot of dumbass kids at that school. 100%. Scotty Barnes under in points. Damn, there is so much NBA value. If this does not get you sexually excited, you are.
[44:36] No, you can't call people that. Never mind. to be able to bet 25. Yeah, I'm only going to be Am I a boss?
[44:52] going to be Am I a boss? You love me. Yo, so this is a twoman. No, they already bumped Scotty. Dude, they are on these bumps. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Did they bump it the wrong direction? They did.
[45:06] They bumped it the wrong direction. How? Because they're stupid. You want to be on Scotty's under? He's a big underdog to go over. Damn it. They bumped him to to go over. Damn it. They bumped him to 16 and a half. They're not that stupid.
[45:23] Keller, bro. I do not believe she was smart. 25 bucks. So, I'm going to take LeBron's under instead. Dude, what the [ __ ] They just bumped this Robbie Ailla guy. That guy literally
[45:39] looked like an idiot. So, we probably would have won, but whatever. What do we want to do?
[45:56] I would get bit by ticks and there would be ticks on my dick and then
[46:15] I used to love airsoft guns though. shoot people in the woods. five on this because it's going to tell me my daily limit thing.
[46:29] [clears throat] Okay, a professor? No, I don't want to become a professor, bro.
[46:42] But I want the title of professor. Then you guys can call me Professor Alex. Bro, I need a sick name, bro. We have cartel leaders being called El have cartel leaders being called El Mencho and my name's just Alex.
[46:55] Dude, these these drug lords have the hardest names. Anthony Edwards, Ant. Like, that's a fine nickname. Ant. Ant-Man. Elmentoo.
[47:07] It's like, [ __ ] dude. Need a cool name. Need a cool name. My Chinese quant told me calavs tonight. Is cali sharp like Novig and Profitex? Definitely if there's a lot of
[47:20] Definitely if there's a lot of liquidity. Alex Bartholomew James Gilligan Akitamus III.
[47:43] strategy. DM me. I'm trying to put everyone on. It's an exploit. If you still use dabble, DM that guy. Apparently, he has a super smart Apparently, he has a super smart strategy.
[48:04] Yo, Big Al, thank you for your services. No problem. [ __ ] underdog for limiting quick as [ __ ] They do limit pretty quick,
[48:23] bro. I cannot believe this. I keep going back to it, man. Hard rock. I'll show you the Hard Rock value. I said that again. I'm in California, so I'm not actually going to be able to bet on
[48:36] be able to bet on I'm not going to be able to bet on it. to bet on it myself, but you guys need to watch this video, like the tweet.
[48:55] people happy I got it in rotation or not? on Hard Rock. Again, I'm not going to be able to bet any of them, but if you want able to bet any of them, but if you want to bet them, they all look pretty solid.
[49:09] Hard Rock, in my opinion, is probably the easiest book, you know, to make the easiest book, you know, to make money on. Um, what did people want? money on. Um, what did people want? What did people want? Oh, Bovada.
[49:25] What? Where did it go?
[49:48] Deenzo, it's the Timberwolves game. I'm [ __ ] picking my nose, [ __ ] What are we doing? Devincenzo under, [ __ ]
[50:08] Bam. Under and rebounds. [ __ ] [ __ ] [snorts] trying to bet on Bam out of bio. I love him. He's so handsome. Bam. Under [ __ ]
[50:25] him. He's so handsome. Bam. Under [ __ ] we got a twole parlay. Kamara. Nah.
[50:42] Zion over in RAS. This fat [ __ ] Do we trust him? Mr. Food alcoholic. Imagine being addicted to food. Imagine being fat, bro, in a world of Ozic.
[50:54] We have a fat NBA player. I'm just kidding. He's not fat. He's a little kidding. He's not fat. He's a little fat, but not super fat.
[51:08] fat. I got no problem with fat people.
[51:21] sometimes. What do we like, man? I'm just taking a look. All I want to do is [ __ ] put it in Quinton Grimes in this 76ers play. Bro, I don't know why I'm betting a
[51:35] Bro, I don't know why I'm betting a parlay. I just like I feel it
[51:49] thousand bucks to win 45K. Well, the problem is, will they even pay it out? Will they? Is Bovvada trustworthy enough to pay out my five pick parlay?
[52:03] If I win, maybe let's do 250. That feels more reasonable. 350. more reasonable. 350. Bada pays out. They'll pay.
[52:19] Can I kiss you guys? What? Bro, all of you stay away. Some bets are being processed. Am I [ __ ] limited already, bro?
[52:31] No. Whoa. How much are they going to take? How much do we think they're going to take?
[52:46] dude. I pissed people. How far, dude? Take the [ __ ] bet, bro. It's unreal.
[53:06] What the [ __ ] Damn, bro. I guess not. We may have to do more main lines. Books a pain in the
[53:23] do more main lines. Books a pain in the ass. Okay. So much value though. Take the bet.
[53:45] You'll like it. It's funny. I make myself laugh. Oh, click click. Someone said click bet max. Retry. OH, $66. WHAT THE [ __ ] BRO?
[54:03] There we go. Okay. 66 bucks. I'm lit. All right. Where's my bet slip?
[54:22] Anyways, that was fun.
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