[0:00] video game adaptations, movies, TV
[0:03] shows, some of these have an anime. That
[0:06] is what we're going to be talking about
[0:07] in this video. And if you have been
[0:08] around for a minute since last November,
[0:11] if I were to be exact, you would know
[0:13] that I actually made this very same
[0:15] video. But why am I making it again?
[0:18] Have I finally run out of content?
[0:20] Maybe. Maybe yes, maybe no. No, no, no,
[0:22] no. The reason that we're remaking this
[0:23] is uh for two reasons. Number one, we we
[0:26] we gained like almost a hundred. We've
[0:29] actually doubled in size since then, so
[0:31] most people don't even know that I made
[0:32] this, so they keep on requesting it over
[0:34] and over again. And to an event known as
[0:38] Chicken Jockey. Yes, the Minecraft movie
[0:41] literally forced me to make this one
[0:43] because I'm hearing a lot of people say
[0:45] the Minecraft movie is the worst
[0:46] adaptation ever created. No, it quite
[0:49] literally isn't. We can talk about what
[0:51] I think the worst adaptation is. Okay?
[0:53] And there's a difference between being a
[0:55] good adaptation and a good product and
[0:57] being a good adaptation and a bad
[0:59] product. We're going to be covering all
[1:00] of that today. And uh if I were to do a
[1:02] third reason, I limited We have a lot
[1:06] more on this list. Like no, no, I'm
[1:07] looking at it right now. We have 22
[1:09] different IPs that have been uh adapted
[1:12] into either a movie or a TV show. Some
[1:14] of these I'm surprised I haven't talked
[1:16] about before. And uh we're going to be
[1:18] putting them into a tier list by how
[1:20] good I think they are. And I'm just
[1:22] going to warn you right now. Um, this is
[1:23] going to be a pretty crass outheavy
[1:25] video because I think you guys know why
[1:27] there's there's there's going to be a
[1:29] lot of uh crashing out here. I'll give
[1:30] you a warning before it happens. But uh
[1:32] you you you'll know. You'll know. You'll
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[1:46] experience through and through. But I
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[1:59] in the comment section down below. Let's
[2:01] get into the video game adaptation tier
[2:04] list. Now, the Minecraft movie. You know
[2:07] what? Let's just tackle it right away.
[2:09] Um the I am so happy the Minecraft movie
[2:12] is doing well. You want to know why I'm
[2:13] happy it's doing well? Because we have
[2:15] gotten more content for Minecraft now
[2:18] than we have within the past 5 years,
[2:21] brother. They they have actually done
[2:24] more with the lore of Minecraft now than
[2:27] they have ever. Like they're actually
[2:29] attempting. No, no, no. Do I think the
[2:31] Minecraft movie is the lore of
[2:33] Minecraft? Absolutely not. I think this
[2:35] was just to make a [ __ ] ton of money.
[2:37] And it is. It's actually on track to be
[2:40] the highest earning video game
[2:41] adaptation of all time, which is insane
[2:44] considering we have the Mario movie just
[2:47] right over here. That also was one of
[2:49] the biggest earning movies of all. Like,
[2:50] it's a lot of glazing. It's a really bad
[2:53] movie. It is one of the worst movies
[2:56] I've ever seen. Not the worst movie this
[2:58] year. It is like a four out of 10. It is
[3:00] just not good. It's not. It's not. But
[3:03] I'm happy it's doing well. I hope it
[3:05] makes 3 billion. I hope it out earns
[3:07] Avatar. Why? It would be funny. That's
[3:10] it. Okay. Now, parts that I like about
[3:13] this movie. Not much. Um, Jack Black,
[3:18] you know what? Let's just get into this.
[3:19] The whole chicken jockey meme is equally
[3:22] one of the funniest and worst things to
[3:24] come out of media. Why? Stop lighting
[3:27] fireworks inside of a movie theater. On
[3:29] a real note, I understand I'm a content
[3:30] creator, so it's it's really ritz coming
[3:32] from me. If you are a grown man going to
[3:35] a movie theater to watch the Minecraft
[3:37] movie, good on you. But if you're going
[3:39] to the Minecraft movie to set [ __ ]
[3:42] fireworks off when Jack Black says
[3:44] chicken jockey, get a job at that point.
[3:48] Get a job. I'm like that. That's the
[3:49] line. You want to throw around
[3:52] popcorn? Pretty cringe. But if you're
[3:54] doing that with a few of your homies,
[3:55] that's
[3:56] dope. Destruction of
[3:59] property. P pretty cringe. I would say
[4:01] destruction of property pretty cringe.
[4:04] Like people thought it was crazy that
[4:06] they were like, "Oh yeah, you need a
[4:07] child to go watch the uh the Minecraft
[4:09] movie." I lost faith in humanity.
[4:12] Imagine we have to get accompanied by a
[4:15] child to go watch a movie because they
[4:18] think you're delinquent. That's crazy to
[4:20] me. And I don't even blame them for
[4:21] doing that. Now, where am I going to put
[4:23] it? All things together, it's either
[4:26] awful, like absolutely terrible, or it's
[4:29] it's not great. It's there. There's no
[4:31] scenario that it's great. I'm going to
[4:32] put it in bad, but at least it's fun
[4:35] bad. Like, it it it is. If the memes
[4:38] around this IP weren't there, it would
[4:40] just be what is this? What have you
[4:43] given me? I'm putting it in bad because
[4:45] that's the best way that I can describe.
[4:47] It's a fun bad movie at times. It got
[4:50] two chuckles out of me and that's about
[4:52] it. Everything else did not care. It's
[4:54] also a really boring movie. That's
[4:57] another thing, bro. The Minecraft movie
[4:59] is a weirdly boring movie, which I don't
[5:02] understand, but I don't know. Bad. I'm
[5:03] going end it right there. Devil May Cry
[5:06] anime, the new one. I know there was
[5:07] another one. Didn't watch it because I I
[5:09] I just didn't. Um I'm not seeing a lot
[5:12] of stuff talked about this. Okay. Is it
[5:15] great? No. It's not bad. It's not a bad
[5:19] anime. I really don't like like I
[5:22] understand it doesn't look amazing. The
[5:23] animation is iffy iffy at times, but
[5:27] like it's an actionheavy anime. The I
[5:30] like a lot of the criticisms I hear for
[5:33] the Devil May Cry anime, it comes from
[5:34] Devil May Cry fans. And I'm going to I'm
[5:36] going to put my hand on your shoulder
[5:38] when I tell you this. You are not in a
[5:41] place to negotiate. Okay? As a casual
[5:44] Devil May Cry fan, I am the captain now.
[5:47] You want to know why I'm the captain
[5:49] now? Devil May Cry as an IP is going out
[5:52] of business. They had to make an anime
[5:54] to get new people into the series so
[5:58] they could maybe make another game. We
[6:00] are talking about DMC getting rebooted
[6:02] again because y'all just keep on letting
[6:05] it go to [ __ ] So, this is what I got to
[6:08] say. I understand the nitpicks that
[6:10] you're going to do. Oh, well, I don't
[6:11] like that they replace the voice actor
[6:13] with Nero. Who cares? You guys have not
[6:16] been able to keep the Devil May Cry
[6:18] franchise alive. You don't get room to
[6:19] negotiate. How about this? How about
[6:21] this? We reboot the entire [ __ ]
[6:23] franchise or you guys are okay with the
[6:25] the little changes that we're going to
[6:27] do to it. How about that? It's good
[6:29] enough. It got immediately rebooted for
[6:32] a No, not rebooted, a re renewed for a
[6:34] second season. I dig it. I think it's a
[6:37] solid 7.5 out of 10. A lot of the
[6:40] problems I have with it is it starts
[6:42] plot lines that we aren't going to get
[6:43] finished until season 2 because they
[6:45] were worried that they would they had to
[6:47] get renewed for a season two. That's
[6:48] essentially what happened. I'm putting
[6:50] it in good. It's at the bottom of good,
[6:52] but like there are literal leagues above
[6:55] in terms of quality. Devil May Cry anime
[6:57] versus the Minecraft movie. I will
[6:59] defend that. It's like passable. Like it
[7:01] works on its own. It's that good. I'm
[7:03] going to put it 7.5. It's a good I would
[7:06] call it good. The Fallout TV show, um,
[7:09] one of the best, literally one of the
[7:11] greatest adaptations I've ever seen.
[7:13] However, I um I don't know if it was on
[7:15] this platform. I think it might have
[7:16] been on the old tick-talkie. Um I was in
[7:18] a debate recently debating Fallout verse
[7:22] Arcane. What is the better adaptation?
[7:25] Um what's what do you mean? Oh, well
[7:27] Arcane's over the lore. Fallout is a
[7:30] game. No, it's not. The Fallout TV show
[7:32] is literally not an adaptation of any
[7:34] game. What game has Fallout adapted?
[7:38] Name one. Name one. Is it Fallout 1 2 3
[7:40] 4 5? When I mean by five, I meant New
[7:43] Vegas. If is it is it any of those? No.
[7:45] Okay, then it's adapting the lore. It's
[7:47] a game set in the world. That is
[7:49] literally what Arcane is. And for that
[7:51] reason, I put Arcane above Fallout.
[7:54] Fallout's top three greatest adaptations
[7:56] of all time. It is. Now, maybe top four
[7:59] because there's one that's going to be
[8:00] in here that legitimately I think needs
[8:02] to get brought up more because I'm just
[8:04] now finding this out. I like where do I
[8:06] even start? I love the look. I think
[8:08] they got the vibe down. I think the mood
[8:11] is great. I think the pacing is actually
[8:14] really good. It's a really good
[8:16] introduction to the lore of Fallout
[8:17] because it doesn't go into the crazy
[8:19] stuff yet. I think season 2 we're going
[8:21] to be getting Death Claws, the Enclave,
[8:23] and that type of stuff, which admittedly
[8:25] is going to get a bit crazier, but I
[8:26] think you have to put Fallout. It's It's
[8:29] a great adaptation. It's one of the
[8:31] best. It is something that you can point
[8:33] at and say that is how you adapt a video
[8:35] game. You have to put it there. It's one
[8:37] of my all-time favorites. It was It was
[8:40] my I think it was not last year. No.
[8:43] Yeah. Did it come out last year? I think
[8:45] Yeah, it did come out last year. I would
[8:46] put it in
[8:48] my I think it was my third favorite
[8:50] series of the year. Yeah. No, no, no. My
[8:53] second favorite series of the year.
[8:55] Yeah, bro. It's great. I have to put it
[8:56] one. No question, bro. Great. I'm I'm
[8:58] hyped for season 2.
[9:00] Arcane. Listen, Arcane is still above
[9:02] Fallout. It just is. I'm sorry. Now,
[9:04] maybe Fallout is going to go
[9:06] absolutely bad style with its next
[9:09] couple seasons and spin-offs that they
[9:11] will make because um Amazon be hungry.
[9:15] Okay, Arcane is one of the greatest
[9:17] animated series to ever be made. It's
[9:20] that good. It's amazing. Like, like the
[9:24] only criticism I heard of Arcane is that
[9:27] there wasn't enough of it. me want more
[9:30] movie is the literal criticism that I
[9:33] hear on this. Oh yeah, they sped they
[9:35] sped up to the end. Yeah, bro. It cost
[9:37] [ __ ] $60 million to make a season of
[9:39] this. It's like $15 million an episode.
[9:42] That is how expensive this series is. So
[9:45] yeah, they could have done a season 3.
[9:46] No, think about this. The series is so
[9:49] good that people are angry we didn't get
[9:51] a season 3 cuz they ended too quickly.
[9:53] That is the criticism of Avatar the Last
[9:55] Airbender. And that is arguably still
[9:58] the greatest animated series to ever be
[10:00] made. I am putting Arcane in the grapes
[10:03] above Fallout on the lore aspect. People
[10:06] get angry about the lore, too. Guess
[10:07] what? Arcane is the new lore now. Arcane
[10:10] is the story. You want to know why?
[10:11] League of Legends is notorious for
[10:13] rewriting their lore. This is the third
[10:15] time they've rebooted it. Why? They have
[10:18] no clue what they're doing. But Arcane
[10:20] is good, so I let it pass. The Mario
[10:22] movie, not the other one, the animated
[10:24] one.
[10:26] Um, like I have I just have to
[10:28] acknowledge that this is is it one of
[10:30] the greats on a money point 100%. Like
[10:33] it's at the same it's it's the same
[10:34] thing with Minecraft. Well, not the same
[10:36] thing. Minecraft is just bad, but it
[10:37] made a [ __ ] ton of money. So, I don't
[10:39] really feel bad. The Minecraft movie
[10:41] goes above the Devil May Cry anime. Um,
[10:44] I think it's funny that Chris Pratt is
[10:45] cast as Mario for nothing more than the
[10:47] meme. Like, no, he is. That's the fact,
[10:50] bro. He is cast he's casted as Mario for
[10:53] the meme. And who said Nintendo doesn't
[10:56] have a sense of humor? Me. Because I
[10:58] don't think Nintendo cleared that. I
[11:00] think they had to lie to them to get it.
[11:02] But on a real note, bro, I'm putting
[11:04] Nintendo honestly, not Nintendo, the
[11:07] Mario movie above Neville May Cry. Top
[11:09] of good. You have to be better than the
[11:11] Mario movie to me to get in the great.
[11:13] That is how I view it. And I think I
[11:15] actually think that's an extremely valid
[11:16] opinion. I think you could do more with
[11:18] the Mario movie, but it's Mario, so you
[11:20] are kind of capped at how good it is.
[11:22] I've already said I think Mario as like
[11:24] a franchise. I say overrated because it
[11:27] literally makes billions upon billions
[11:29] of dollars, but like there's not a lot
[11:32] of substance to it. It's just Mario. I
[11:34] can't really judge the the antiquities
[11:37] of it. It's [ __ ] Mario. That is how I
[11:39] view it. Yeah. In putting it's good.
[11:41] It's really good. Yeah. It's not great.
[11:44] Arcane and Fallout are great. If I have
[11:46] to explain that to you. I mean, I think
[11:48] I already did. Cyberpunk edge. Oh, this
[11:51] is another one. The reason I'm making
[11:52] this is cuz I finished
[11:55] edggerunners.
[11:56] Bro, that's so sad, dude. Like, I I had
[12:00] an idea of what was going to happen cuz
[12:02] I was so late to the party. Um, for
[12:04] anyone who doesn't know, so Cyberpunk,
[12:06] the video Cyberpunk 2077 had such a
[12:08] disastrous launch that they got
[12:11] resurrected by an anime that got
[12:13] commissioned as literally a last effort.
[12:16] Cyberpunk Edgeunners is a story set
[12:18] within the world of Cyberpunk, which is
[12:20] literally the same thing as Arcane and
[12:22] Fallout. It's the same thing. Okay? And
[12:25] it was so good, it got people to play
[12:27] the game again. And here's the thing,
[12:29] dude. It is so good. It's so good, dude.
[12:31] Now, no, no, no. This might be seen
[12:32] blasphemous. I still enjoy Fallout a
[12:35] little bit more because I was watching
[12:37] the last episode of Cyberpunk literally
[12:39] through tears. Maybe I'll watch it back
[12:42] again and, you know, not cry this time.
[12:44] But I'm going to put Cyberpunk Edgunners
[12:46] bottom of great. Yeah, Cyberpunk
[12:48] Edgeunners is better than Mario. Does
[12:50] anybody actually debate that? No, no,
[12:52] no. So, Cyberpunk Edge Runners. Sorry,
[12:54] there was a weird cut there. My dogs are
[12:55] going ballistic. Okay. Cyberpunk
[12:57] bedrunners goes above Mario. Yeah, I
[13:00] think they were trying to correct me
[13:00] because I was trying to say there's no
[13:02] debate. No, there's debate there, but
[13:04] this is again in my personal opinion.
[13:08] Mario's kind of capped at how good it
[13:10] can be. It is. It is kind of capped.
[13:12] Cyberpunk Cyber Punk's really good.
[13:14] Cyberpunk Edge Runners is real is
[13:16] amazing. I'm putting it at the bottom of
[13:17] great. I think that's valid. Um, Mario
[13:19] made a [ __ ] ton of money. That's your W,
[13:22] but we'll get into a an actual [ __ ] ton
[13:24] of money in a second. Halo, the TV show
[13:27] from Paramount
[13:28] Plus. Actually the worst thing I've ever
[13:30] seen. Oh my gosh, bro. Okay, so let me
[13:33] get this straight. You have the entire
[13:34] now. Okay, crass out. Crass out. Okay.
[13:37] Okay. I'm just going to warn you. There
[13:38] is going to be a crass out here. So if
[13:39] you're listening to me in ear in
[13:41] headphones, earbuds, you might want to
[13:44] turn it down just a smidgen. Just a
[13:46] smidgen. Okay. Or don't. So you can feel
[13:48] my raids coming through. Okay. So Halo
[13:51] has the entire lore of the forerunners,
[13:54] the flood, the humans, the human
[13:56] covenant war, the civil wars that
[13:58] humanity was having before the covenant
[14:00] war. They have all of that to play with.
[14:02] Okay. You even have like this um the
[14:05] morality of like AI warfare, the
[14:08] morality of warfare and what like the
[14:10] means to an end. At what point does that
[14:12] become immoral? what what like mankind
[14:15] has done to go to war with the covenant
[14:17] that we've opened this box that will
[14:19] probably never be closed. Okay, so you
[14:21] have all of that. Okay, but okay, I'm
[14:24] feeling that venom coming up for a
[14:26] second.
[14:27] Okay, you have all of that, but this is
[14:29] what you
[14:32] do. Okay. Yeah, let's [ __ ] make
[14:35] Master Chief a stereotypical super
[14:37] soldier where he takes off his [ __ ]
[14:38] helmet every other scene and then we
[14:40] literally get a scene of Master Cheeks.
[14:43] Okay, that is what we get. Okay. And
[14:46] well, I wanted to do my own thing with
[14:49] the Halo
[14:51] IP. Don't You're not the one that's
[14:53] talented. You are not good enough. You
[14:56] are not. Somebody your your mom should
[14:59] have told you that when you were a child
[15:01] and told you to do literally anything
[15:03] other than this. You are not the thing
[15:06] we are going to see. Well, I just wanted
[15:09] to put my own artistic rendit. No, you
[15:12] don't do that. Don't do that. You want
[15:14] to know why?
[15:16] Halo solos literally everything that you
[15:19] have ever made. You want You know what
[15:21] your job is? You want to know what your
[15:22] job is? Let me remind you what your job
[15:24] is. Well, I'm a director. You are
[15:27] adapting
[15:29] something. You are adapting a game into
[15:34] a series. What do you think that means?
[15:36] So, I'm going to direct I don't want
[15:38] your own spin. I don't even want to know
[15:42] you exist. I don't want to know anything
[15:45] about you. I don't care what you want to
[15:48] do. Your job is to adapt that as close
[15:53] as
[16:01] poss. That is what you do. So I'm not
[16:03] supposed to put my own spin on
[16:05] it. Yeah, that is the point. Halo
[16:10] literally cannot get improved on. It
[16:12] can't. And well, how do you know? I know
[16:14] it's not going to be you that does it. I
[16:16] know it's not going to be you. You want
[16:18] to know how I know it's not you? Cuz
[16:19] what the [ __ ] did you make? What did you
[16:22] actually make, bro? On Param. How you
[16:25] make the worst thing on Paramount Plus?
[16:27] That's like me saying, "Oh yeah, bro.
[16:31] Hell is awful. It's painful. This is the
[16:34] worst thing
[16:35] here. It's in a sea of garbage. You have
[16:38] somehow made the thing that literally
[16:40] nobody will
[16:43] touch. That's your vision, bud. That's
[16:47] what you did. I never want you. I would
[16:49] I don't make anything ever again. Ever
[16:52] again. Never. No. You get a different
[16:54] job. Go become like I don't even know. I
[16:57] was going to say like an electrician.
[16:59] No, because an electrician has to be
[17:01] smart enough to figure out that Oh,
[17:02] yeah. If I touch these wires together,
[17:04] I'll be electrocuted. I think you would
[17:06] try to do your own thing and light the
[17:08] [ __ ] house on fire. What the hell,
[17:10] bro? That's so bad. What is this? That's
[17:13] actually what my reaction. What is this?
[17:16] Awful. This might be the worst one. I'm
[17:18] just saying, bro. The World of Warcraft
[17:20] movie. Here's the problem with this. I
[17:23] respect how much they committed. And
[17:25] there there's going to be something I'm
[17:27] going to cover later on that I have
[17:29] literally zero respect for cuz they do
[17:31] not commit to the IP. And if you're not
[17:33] going to commit to the thing that you
[17:35] are adapting, then you might as well
[17:37] have just not made that. And here's the
[17:38] problem. Have you ever noticed? Uh, and
[17:41] we're not going to do it for World of
[17:42] Warcraft. We're covering it in a later
[17:43] one. Okay. I'm actually going to move it
[17:45] up so we can cover it.
[17:47] Um, it's it's not terrible, but know it
[17:51] is bad. It's bad, but it's
[17:55] not it's a bomb, but it's like Here's
[17:59] the thing, bro. Imagine if the Minecraft
[18:01] movie tried to take itself too
[18:03] seriously. People would hate it. The
[18:05] Minecraft movie is memeing and the World
[18:07] of Warcraft one like I'm putting it
[18:12] in. Bro, this is actually kind of tough.
[18:14] Do I put it in mid or bad? The Minecraft
[18:17] movie is admittedly worse. Like, no. No.
[18:19] But this is what I mean by that. The
[18:20] Minecraft movie, if you judge it as a
[18:22] film, is a three out of 10. The World of
[18:24] Warcraft is like a four or a five. But
[18:27] you will have I'm going to say it, bro.
[18:29] The Minecraft movie is more boring than
[18:31] the World of Warcraft movie. And if you
[18:33] don't think that, you didn't watch it.
[18:34] I'm putting it in mid. Now, people can
[18:37] go on the lore. I'm not aware of the
[18:38] lore of World of Warcraft. I'm going to
[18:40] put Warcraft in mid. I I am. I just am.
[18:43] It gets way worse.
[18:45] Pokemon. So, when I talked about this
[18:48] last time, I said something that was
[18:49] objectively wrong, and this is what I
[18:51] said. Well, technically, the cards came
[18:54] out first and the anime, then the games
[18:56] came out. Um, no. The game came first
[18:59] and then the cards did and then the
[19:01] anime did and then the movie did. Okay,
[19:03] so I'm just going to say this right now.
[19:04] This is the objective goat of all
[19:06] adaptations. Nobody will ever [ __ ]
[19:08] surpass this thing ever, ever again.
[19:11] This will Oh my god. Do you have any
[19:13] idea how much it hurts me to say that?
[19:14] That Pokemon is the single greatest
[19:16] adaptation of a game to ever and will
[19:19] ever exist. It improve billions billions
[19:23] of dollars. literally been they're
[19:26] printing money. They they they are
[19:28] taking money that doesn't even exist yet
[19:30] and it just spawns in inside of Pokemon.
[19:34] That think about that, bro. The
[19:37] an the game spawned an anime that did no
[19:42] spawned cards that did so well that the
[19:46] anime was printing money. I'm put It's
[19:50] the best. It's the You have to do it. I
[19:52] don't even like it that much. I have to
[19:54] put it in great because they are they
[19:56] found the it's a GTA 5 infinite money
[19:59] glitz over and over and over and over
[20:01] again
[20:03] over it makes me mad that that you'll
[20:07] work for your entire life. A [ __ ]
[20:08] Pokemon card is worth more than you and
[20:11] it's because of this. Insane, dude. The
[20:14] Doom movies. How How do you f this up?
[20:17] Like listen, I'll do a full Doom lore
[20:20] video. I have that in the works. I've
[20:22] started work on that. Um, so, okay,
[20:25] imagine everything that I could say
[20:26] about a Doom, about like the Doom guy,
[20:29] um, fights off these demons, goes in the
[20:32] hell, fsights for multiple eons, okay,
[20:34] and then he gets abducted by the Knight
[20:36] Sinels. This is before that, so I'll
[20:37] give I'll give them grace cuz that that
[20:39] didn't happen yet. But like, you take
[20:41] all of that and this is what you got.
[20:44] Demons and they they just do them. That
[20:47] is what that's literally what this is.
[20:49] And it's The Rock doing
[20:53] the awful, awful, hate, hate, hateful.
[20:56] There's hate in my heart for this movie.
[20:59] What is this? What is It's one of the
[21:01] worst I've ever seen. Will you have fun
[21:03] with it? No. You will be laughing at it.
[21:06] It's a fun It's not even fun bad.
[21:08] Minecraft is more fun bad than this,
[21:10] bro. It's just What is this? The Monster
[21:12] Hunter movie. Some of y'all forgot that
[21:14] this was a thing and I just resurrected
[21:16] a memory for you. This is what I mean by
[21:18] they didn't commit to the bit. Okay, let
[21:22] me
[21:23] explain. Think of what's going on inside
[21:26] of Monster Hunter. And I will admit the
[21:28] lore of Monster Hunter is downright
[21:30] insane. But imagine everything that you
[21:33] could have done. Like, oh yeah, there's
[21:35] these hunters guilds that go to take out
[21:37] these monsters because the monsters are
[21:40] [ __ ] with the ecosystem and we have
[21:42] to coal them in order for the ecosystem
[21:44] to be well. Okay. And then you took all
[21:46] of that and it was, oh yeah, in the
[21:49] Middle East, um, there's a portal that
[21:51] spawns in into a separate universe where
[21:53] these marines go in and they become
[21:55] monster hunters. That literally is not a
[21:58] thing inside of this universe. They
[21:59] could not commit to the bit because they
[22:01] were afraid that it was going to
[22:02] intimidate people. And I don't respect
[22:04] them for that. Now, um, I fell asleep
[22:08] during this movie. It's boring. It's
[22:10] bad. There's no memes. They didn't even
[22:12] commit. Say what you want about the
[22:13] Minecraft movie. They commit to the bit.
[22:16] Monster Hunter didn't and I'm putting it
[22:18] in. What is this? What is this? That is
[22:21] Yes, I have to put it there. The
[22:23] Borderlands movie are the worst movie of
[22:26] last year. Um, and it is. It It's so
[22:28] bad. everything that Borderlands is.
[22:31] Take that and just delete it from your
[22:34] psyche and then make it more boring and
[22:37] worse and then put in Kevin Hart because
[22:40] Kevin Hart is completely and utterly
[22:42] lost and is less funny than Jack Black.
[22:46] And yeah, I know. I'm going to say that.
[22:47] I'm going to say that, bro. Kevin Hart
[22:49] fell off like he did. Like, no, no, no.
[22:52] Like, no. I'm being for real here. If I
[22:54] told you Kevin Hart and Dwayne Lorac
[22:56] Johnson, who's going to fall off first?
[22:58] and I told you Kevin Hart was, you'd be
[23:00] like, "What?" Yes, bro. Dwayne Norox
[23:03] John um Dwayne Johnson, his steroid
[23:06] cycle lasted longer than Kevin Hart's
[23:09] movie career. That's crazy. And I know
[23:11] that sounds like a lot of sade, and it
[23:13] kind of is, but I hate this movie. And
[23:16] it's insulting to me that a movie
[23:18] studio, it can just stack up a movie
[23:21] with stars and then throw it at me like
[23:24] lunch meat and say, "Eat, boy." and then
[23:28] expect me to like it. No, it's [ __ ]
[23:30] awful. It's disgusting. I feel insulted
[23:33] by its very creation. Oh, and you know
[23:36] what makes me There's going to be a
[23:38] little bit of venom coming up. There
[23:39] going to be a little bit of venom coming
[23:40] up. I'm just going to tell you. And that
[23:41] venom that usually means I'm going to
[23:42] roast you a little bit. Do you know what
[23:44] gives me so much pride, man? What makes
[23:46] me feel so good? Oh, I love when these
[23:50] executives at these big movie
[23:52] corporations come out and say, "Well,
[23:55] can you give the movie a chance? Stop
[23:57] writing it
[24:00] off. Oh, it makes it Dude, I I don't
[24:05] pray on the downfall of people. I don't
[24:07] I don't I pray on the downfall of
[24:09] products, bro. I was so happy that this
[24:12] failed so badly that people actively
[24:15] were like, "Oh, yeah, bro. Get a tax
[24:17] write off on that. Yeah, use that."
[24:20] Yeah. Let that remind you how bad this
[24:22] was. This was awful, bro. Downright
[24:24] insulting to my very core. Oh my gosh.
[24:28] Give it a chance. No, bro. Absolutely
[24:31] not. Garbage. Garbage. Absolute
[24:34] insulting piece of lunch meat. This is
[24:37] This is like I want a sandwich and that
[24:39] sandwich is the Borderlands movie based
[24:42] off the [ __ ] game. And then you hear,
[24:44] "Okay, here's some [ __ ] baloney that
[24:46] I spit
[24:48] on. Take it." Yeah. Yeah. I'm glad this
[24:51] [ __ ] failed, dude. What is that?
[24:53] Honest. What is this, bro? Insulting to
[24:56] my core. The FNAF movie. Now, this is
[24:59] the exact opposite of the Monster Hunter
[25:01] movie. They commit to the bit. Now, the
[25:04] only criticisms that I've heard that I
[25:06] do respect is that it's not as dark as
[25:09] the game is. And my argument there is,
[25:12] what do you what do you mean? It is It's
[25:15] dark, but they You ever seen those
[25:17] movies where they edit like a Marvel
[25:18] movie into a horror movie? This feels
[25:21] like it was way darker and way scarier,
[25:23] but they edited it to be a bit more
[25:25] funny. And is it a good movie? Not
[25:28] really. It's mid. It's a very mid movie,
[25:31] but they commit to the bit at least, and
[25:34] I respect him for it. But the Minecraft
[25:37] movie is a three out of 10. Warcraft is
[25:40] a is a four. This is a five. But they
[25:44] put my homie MattPad in there, the guy
[25:46] who literally got me into YouTube. So,
[25:48] I'm gonna put him in mid. It's a mid
[25:51] movie, but I'm curious what they're
[25:53] gonna do with the second one. If they
[25:55] make a sequel to the Minecraft movie, I
[25:57] genuinely would care less than a sequel
[25:59] to the FNAF movie. That's how Yeah, I'm
[26:01] going to do that. The Sonic trilogy. We
[26:04] just have to admit that this might
[26:06] actually be one of the greatest gaming
[26:08] adaptation and trilogies of all time.
[26:10] Like it is actually absurd that like
[26:12] they have legitimately improved. No, the
[26:16] Sonic the the worst movie of the trilogy
[26:18] is the first one. Then they got better
[26:20] in the second one to the point where the
[26:22] third movie is actually good. Like it's
[26:24] a good movie. Like we went from a six, a
[26:27] seven. I would legitimately argue that
[26:30] the new Sonic movie is like a 7.5 and 8
[26:35] out of 10. You will have fun with the
[26:36] movie. And at the end of the day, that's
[26:39] kind of how I judge a good movie or not.
[26:41] I'm putting it in in good above the
[26:45] Devil May Cry anime. Yes. And some
[26:48] people are going to say, "Wait, you put
[26:49] the DMC anime over FNAF?" Yes. I think
[26:52] the DMC anime is actually a better and
[26:54] more enjoyable product than the FNAF
[26:56] movie. The FNAF movie is a bad movie
[26:59] that I respect. Same thing with
[27:00] Minecraft, but I think the Minecraft
[27:02] movie is legitimately worse. So, yeah,
[27:04] the Assassin's Creed movie.
[27:07] Um, here's the thing, bro. I Here's a
[27:10] hot take. People say the Assassin's
[27:12] Creed movie is barely Assassin's Creed.
[27:14] I would argue the Assassin's Creed movie
[27:16] is more Assassin's Creed than Assassin's
[27:18] Creed Odyssey. They had more like
[27:21] connective tissue to the game lore than
[27:24] that entire game did. Now, this is my
[27:26] hot take. I think Assassin's Creed lore
[27:29] is actually awful. It's [ __ ]
[27:31] terrible. Look at No, no, no. The lore
[27:34] of these games are so bad they just make
[27:36] up rules. Brother, we are literally nine
[27:39] games into the saga and they're actively
[27:41] mcguffining things into existence
[27:43] because they don't know how their own
[27:45] universe works. Yes, that is how I feel.
[27:48] I don't I barely blame the movie at this
[27:50] point. The movie tried their damn best,
[27:53] but it's a bad movie, too. Why? Because
[27:56] admittedly, the best part about the
[27:57] Assassin's Creed games is the gameplay.
[28:00] this lore and story outside of Black
[28:03] Flag and Assassin's Creed 3. They're all
[28:05] fairly mid. I know people's going to
[28:07] bring up
[28:08] Azio. I'm sorry. Assassin's Creed 1 is
[28:11] legitimately an awful game. Assassin's
[28:13] Creed 2 was decent, but like they were
[28:15] improving on it. Like I have a lot of
[28:17] hot takes about Assassin's Creed. I'm
[28:19] putting it in bad one of the Yeah. below
[28:21] the Minecraft movie. Why? Minecraft is
[28:24] The Minecraft movie is boring at times.
[28:26] The Assassin's Creed is literally a
[28:28] nothing burger of a movie 90% of the
[28:31] time and then it does something. So, I'm
[28:34] putting it in bad. The Last of Us TV
[28:36] show. Woo. Listen, people think I hate
[28:39] on it. No. No. Well, I do hate on it
[28:41] because I'm critical because I think
[28:42] Last of Us one is one of the greatest
[28:44] games ever made narratively, and I do
[28:46] not like the second game. However, I
[28:49] think The Last of Us TV show actually
[28:50] did a really good job. Is it one of the
[28:52] great? I'm I'm going to say no. I'm
[28:55] going to say no. Is it good? Yes. I
[28:58] would put
[28:59] like Listen, yes, we know the casting
[29:02] isn't that good. Bella Ramsay as Ellie
[29:04] is good if she's 14. I'm sorry. Bella
[29:06] Ramsey does not play a 21-year-old. Why?
[29:08] Because she looks 15 now. That like, no
[29:11] joke, that's what it is. I I cannot I
[29:13] can't buy it. Oh, well, I'm sorry. What?
[29:16] We're going to cover the Uncharted movie
[29:18] in a second, but like, let me get this
[29:20] straight. Let me get this straight. So,
[29:21] I'm I I am a good person if I point out
[29:25] that Tom Holland doesn't look like
[29:27] Nathan Drake and that's a bad casting
[29:29] and Mark Wahberg would have legitimately
[29:31] been better. But I'm a bad person if I
[29:34] say Bella Ramsay is not a good pick for
[29:38] Ellie. I'm sorry, that's a double
[29:39] standard. I don't respect your opinion.
[29:41] On a real note, that's how I feel about
[29:43] it. Then you No, no, no. For real. If
[29:46] you think I'm If somebody's a bad person
[29:48] pointing out that Bella Ramsey as Ellie
[29:50] is not a good casting, I never want to
[29:52] hear you criticize a casting again in
[29:54] your life. You that card is now revoked
[29:57] from you. I don't want to hear your take
[29:59] on it anymore. It's It's not great. It's
[30:02] just not. You can say that and it's
[30:04] still good. That's a
[30:06] take. But I'm putting Last of Us.
[30:08] Honestly, I'm putting it in good above
[30:11] the
[30:12] DMC. Ah, bro. Sonic is so tough to beat
[30:16] though. Sonic is so tough, bro. They're
[30:18] tied in my They're tied. Let's see until
[30:21] the season 2 ends and then I could put
[30:22] it above the Uncharted movie. Speak of
[30:24] the devil. Um, bad. Just bad. It's just
[30:27] bad. Um, Tom Holland is a horrifically
[30:30] bad pick for Nathan Drake. Mark Wahberg,
[30:32] who is in this movie, by the way, would
[30:34] legitimately would have been better.
[30:36] It's just Tom Holland doing Tom Holland
[30:38] things and in between filming Spider-Man
[30:41] movies. That is what this movie is. I
[30:43] don't like it. Um, it has a few The best
[30:46] parts about this movie is they reference
[30:48] to everything. No, no. I want you to
[30:50] think about this. It doesn't even adapt
[30:52] a game. It just takes all of the
[30:54] nostalgia of three games and stacks it
[30:57] in the one movie and that's it. I'm
[30:59] putting Uncharted into bad under it's
[31:03] better than Assassin's Creed. Better
[31:05] than Assassin's Creed. That's how I
[31:06] would put it. The Secret Level um series
[31:08] by Amazon. Now, this one's just a bunch
[31:10] of like Love, Death, and Robots, but for
[31:13] video games. Um, I actually think it's
[31:16] pretty good. I do. I think it's pretty
[31:17] good. I think some of the episodes are
[31:19] objectively weak, and some of them are
[31:22] great. I think their Warhammer episode
[31:24] is awesome. I think that needs to be a
[31:26] full series, and that would go in great,
[31:28] but then there's other episodes that I
[31:30] just think are [ __ ] boring. Okay,
[31:33] that that's I think their whole
[31:34] PlayStation episode is dog [ __ ] And I'm
[31:37] going to put secret level because I'm
[31:39] taking the average of two of what is the
[31:41] actually it's either bad or great. And
[31:43] if I'm taking that average then I'm
[31:46] going to put it in the middle of mid but
[31:48] it goes above World of Warcraft. It has
[31:51] episodes that are legitimately amazing.
[31:53] But then it has some that are just bad.
[31:55] So I'm taking in between middle of mid.
[31:58] I think that's valid. Yes. I'll take the
[32:00] FNAF movies more enjoyable at time.
[32:03] That's tough. They're tied. They're
[32:05] tied. There's some episodes of Secret
[32:07] Level where I would just rather watch
[32:09] the FNAF movie, but then there's other
[32:11] episodes that I would legitimately
[32:12] rather watch that than The Last of Us
[32:14] series. That is how far it ranges, bro.
[32:16] The Castlevania series from Netflix. I'm
[32:19] I'm lumping in Nocturn and the
[32:21] Castlevania. Um, one of the all-time
[32:24] best, actually. I think it is. It is the
[32:26] one of the only adaptations that I could
[32:28] say is so superior to the original
[32:33] source material that it's practically a
[32:35] different thing. Like people forgot that
[32:37] Castlevania was a video game. That's how
[32:39] good this was. I'm putting Castlevania
[32:42] and like I don't It's a uh vampire
[32:45] hunting family, Dracula, his son. And I
[32:48] It sounds boring. It's amazing. The
[32:51] story line is good. The animation is
[32:53] perfect. It's great. I Yeah, it is
[32:56] great. I'm putting Castlevania above
[32:58] Cyberpunk Edge Runners. Yeah, that's a
[33:00] hot take. That's a hot take on standby,
[33:02] bro. Noturn and Castlevania goes above
[33:05] edgeunners in my eyes. The Mortal Kombat
[33:08] movie. This suffers the same problem as
[33:11] the Monster Hunter movie. They have all
[33:13] of this lore, but instead they do this
[33:16] thing. They don't commit to the bit, and
[33:19] I do not respect it. They're making
[33:21] another one, and I'm here. Okay, the the
[33:24] second Mortal Kombat movie, no joke,
[33:26] just looks like a reboot of the first
[33:28] one, but they don't want to do that cuz
[33:30] they're bringing in some actors from the
[33:32] other ones. So, Mortal Kombat 2, I feel
[33:35] like, is going to be a soft reboot cuz
[33:37] the main character from the first one
[33:39] isn't showing up again. And the new main
[33:41] character is um Johnny Cabes. And I dig
[33:44] it and I have more faith than that. But
[33:47] like, let me get this straight. You have
[33:50] the entirety of the beef between
[33:51] Scorpion and Subzero, and that literally
[33:55] only gets five minutes of screen time,
[33:56] and it's dog [ __ ] I I I hate it. I'm
[33:59] put I hate Oh, this movie is actually
[34:02] bad now that I think about it. I'm
[34:04] putting it above Uncharted, but this
[34:07] movie makes me mad cuz they have
[34:09] everything about Mortal Kombat. Like,
[34:12] just adapt Mortal Kombat 9. Honestly, if
[34:16] you just adapt Mortal Kombat 9, it would
[34:18] have been way better than what this was.
[34:20] Everything about it is mid. The
[34:22] storyline is mid. Even the choreography
[34:24] is pretty mid. Kano is the best part
[34:27] about this movie cuz guess what? He's
[34:29] the closest to what he is in the game.
[34:30] And Scorpion is dope when he's on the
[34:33] screen for like 3 minutes. So yeah, bad
[34:36] Super Mario Bros. that live action
[34:38] movie. I um I can't believe Nintendo
[34:42] legitimately gave their blessing for
[34:44] this to be made. I'm sure there's lore
[34:45] behind why this was created, but it is
[34:47] just bad. Like, it was so bad it stopped
[34:51] it stopped Nintendo from trying to make
[34:53] anything. Is it worse than Halo? Um, no.
[34:57] Why? Halo had one of the greatest
[35:00] stories ever, and they just didn't do
[35:02] it. Mario is just an abomination, but
[35:06] it's capped out. It's bad. Bad. Halo is
[35:10] worse because Halo is insulting to my
[35:12] very core being. This is just bad cuz
[35:15] it's ugly. So, I think that's valid.
[35:17] Angry Birds. Isn't it kind of crazy that
[35:20] Angry Birds, an app on your phone, had
[35:23] this much of a hold over us? Bro, I
[35:26] understand this. When I get old, I'm
[35:28] going to bring up [ __ ] like Flappy Bird,
[35:30] Five Nights at Freddy's, and Angry Bird.
[35:34] Like these went so hard as a child that
[35:37] you look back at again, you're like,
[35:38] "How did this literally have us in a
[35:40] chokeold?" And I know like this movie is
[35:43] actually not bad. That's the crazy part.
[35:45] The movie is not bad. It's just mid. I
[35:49] would actually put it's an acceptable
[35:50] film, but it's not good. It's just Five
[35:54] Nights at Freddy's level, but FNAF does.
[35:58] There's more of a there's li the the
[36:02] lore of Angry Birds is the birds had
[36:05] eggs, the pigs took them, and then they
[36:07] fight. And this did more with that. Five
[36:11] Nights at Freddy's has more lore. It's
[36:13] confusing, yes, but they at least
[36:14] adapted it pretty well. So, I'm put
[36:16] Yeah. mid. It's It's a seven, but it's
[36:20] not eh. There's not a lot there. There's
[36:22] not substance. There's no meat. And
[36:24] there you go. That is me ranking video
[36:26] game adaptations. Okay. Um I think this
[36:30] is like my first ever like remaster of a
[36:32] old video because admittedly I should
[36:34] have added way more and we are longer
[36:36] than the original video already. And uh
[36:39] yeah, bro, this one felt good. Listen,
[36:41] when I'm about to rant, when I'm about
[36:43] to cr out, I'm going to be real. I treat
[36:45] that as like that little scream therapy
[36:47] that a bunch of like middle-aged moms do
[36:50] when they hate their life and their
[36:51] children. So, they just go scream in the
[36:53] woods and then they go pay a chick $150
[36:56] to do it. That is how I treat these
[36:58] videos. Uh, understand this. Part of the
[37:00] reason I like I make YouTube videos is
[37:03] when I'm old and dementia ridden and
[37:05] like fickle, I'm going to look back on
[37:07] these YouTube videos and I'm going to be
[37:08] like, "Who's this guy? I really like
[37:11] him." Like, no joke, bro. That's if I'm
[37:13] an old [ __ ] man, 75 years old, I'm
[37:16] going to look back at these YouTube
[37:17] videos and be like, "Who's this guy?" I
[37:19] almost hope I get dementia so I can have
[37:21] that experience. But yeah, where was I?
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