[00:00] You've seen me bald, you've seen me happy, horny, mad, sad, not going to hit you with any Dr. Seuss rhymes or anything, but you've never seen me like this. I come before you, petite and excited.
[00:15] For three years, we have been cooking, in the lab, working on a masterpiece, a project I've talked about on stream occasionally. It is a feature linked to the animated film for our comic series, Godslap.
[00:30] I kept the details of the project pretty close to the chest because I don't think it's as hype to just chirp about who's involved in everything. I'd rather be able to show you and unveil that way. So, we prepared a little teaser trailer now that we're pretty far along into development
[00:45] here.
[01:00] You're welcome for the orgasm.
[01:28] Now, to strip it down to its birthday suit here, to give you a bare-bones, bare-necessities breakdown of the story of God Slap, if you've never read the comics, the movie will follow A.S. A.S. is a young man with an incredibly strong gift of slapping.
[01:44] He has incredible power. and he is now for the first time venturing out from his farm where his father Darius has been kind of an overbearing asshole
[01:56] trying to keep him away from the rest of the world out of fear for what that power could do He far from the only slapper in this world but he able to generate an unusual amount of power in his palm and he doesn understand it
[02:09] himself, which is what makes him so dangerous and leads to Darius treating him like a fucking freak show and keeping him away from the rest of the world. But as Aeas adventures out, he learns firsthand the cruelty of the outside world in Montpellier, and then finds himself in the crosshairs
[02:28] of the most powerful man in Montpellier, De Fister. A man who is the exact opposite of a slap. He's fisting. And now, A.S. has to survive that monster as well as learn about what his power is,
[02:43] what he can do with it. And that's kind of like the most basic tiddlywinks here without getting into the weeds of it. This is just a quick first look at God Slap the movie. I think a lot of you know I'm extremely passionate about 2D animation,
[02:55] so this has been a long time in the making, and I couldn't be happier here. Powerhouse Animation is the animation studio behind the movie here. It is going to be a feature-length film.
[03:07] A huge thanks to the whole team here. Everyone's been working so hard, and I'm just so happy with how it's been going and where it's at, and I can't wait to share more with you. An incredible team of animators, writers, everyone involved in this project has just been angels.
[03:24] absolutely super super talented angels but I don't know how many of you know this story powerhouse animation was a studio I actually reached out to in 2018 I had found their work
[03:36] through a game that I was playing they had done some of the animated scenes for it and that shit was giving me the zoomies having me giddy in my seat kicking my little feet like it was tickling me I just thought the scenes were so fucking good so I felt compelled to reach out to them and see
[03:51] if I could commission an animated short for my YouTube channel. I had no idea what to expect, but I still sent that puppy off anyway. Didn't even really expect a response, but I did receive one. And that when I learned Animation is extremely fucking expensive That was big boy ballin right there that I was not equipped for at 5 So I just vanished ghosted them and assumed it would always be a far pipe dream
[04:15] being able to work in this industry with high-quality 2D animation. But then three years ago, it all changed. We got in contact and learned that Powerhouse Animation was extremely interested
[04:28] in making a feature film for God's Lap, which is indescribable. It has been an incredible journey. It's an incredible team. There's more I want to talk about, like with the casting and all that, but I don't want to fully blow my load here.
[04:40] I want to start being able to release more frequent updates on the God's Lap movie because I think that's something people would find really interesting about what goes into a 2D animated feature film. We do plan on releasing this film in theaters
[04:53] when it's complete. I think a theatrical experience for God's Lap the movie will be extraordinary. Now, the movie is not complete yet. We're still roughly two years out from being fully finished, fully wrapped on it.
[05:05] And I know you're probably thinking that that feels like a long time away, especially considering that we're already roughly three years into the project as well. And you're right, that is a long time. But that's because that's what it takes
[05:17] to deliver an extremely high quality 2D animated film, which is what we want to do. We want to bring you something genuinely special. We want this to stand up there with like the great 2D films.
[05:29] So it is something that takes a long time. But I know it's going to be worth the wait. Now, there's been a big brain buster that's been tossed my way anytime that I've mentioned the Godslap movie
[05:42] that I'll at least briefly, you know, touch on. Put my little piggy on, my little pussy on it. In the cyberspace of internet creators, most people are used to like white-labeled products where a YouTuber will start shilling something that just has their name on it.
[05:58] They didn't actually work on it or develop it or anything like that. And that extends beyond just, like, products. It also extends to like productions as well like pieces of content or shows whatever where their name is just slapped on more as like a marketing ploy and maybe they have some ownership on the back end And I think there were a handful of people confused thinking that the Godslap movie was
[06:17] maybe one of those kind of partnerships where they just kind of take the IP and then slap our name on it or something like that, but it's not actually ours and we didn't work on it. Yeah, it's not the case at all with the Godslap movie. We have been involved every single step of the way and obviously will continue to be
[06:32] involved in every single thing developing the Godslap movie, and I don't think I'm allowed to talk about specific numbers, but what I can tell you is that right now I am also the sole financer of the movie. So all
[06:44] of the blooms for the Godslap film have been coming out of Charles White piggy bank, the bank of Charles here, sonar from dispatch forking over all the clams in order to develop this
[06:56] movie. This has been one of the biggest dreams I've had since I was a child, and I believe in it so strongly that I've been putting my money where my cock is, and I don't think I'm allowed to get
[07:09] into numbers, but millions in order to bring this project to life and make it as big, as special, as unique as it can possibly be. And I'm so excited to show you more from it, and I really
[07:21] hope you all enjoy it. I don't want to blabber about it for too much longer. I know it's already been like a little while here, but this is just, this shit means something to me, man. I'm gonna tell you what, I couldn't have asked to work on this with a better, more talented
[07:34] team. I really hope you guys are as excited about it as we are. Like I said, I'm going to be sharing more details with you throughout. I'm not just going to go, you know, fucking radio silent
[07:46] crickets on the project until the movie's ready or anything. I do want to at least be giving you some updates, you know, as well as, like, revealing some of the voice actors and such. Like, I just, there's so much that I want to
[07:58] share with you, but for now, we'll just leave it at this little appetizer here. And, yeah, anyway, that's really about it. Thank you to everyone involved on the team here with the Godslap movie, and
[08:10] yeah, that's really about it. See ya.