[00:02] 2025? So, this is a good topic now. Wow, what a [ __ ] colorful guy. There are few views now, I can’t watch this. Well, let me see. Full of advice on the dos and don'ts of streaming in 2025 [00:17] on Twitch and YouTube. But all these advisers agree that if you try, you will definitely succeed. And here is hidden the most [ __ ] inaccurate, [ __ ] big lie. Hi all. My name is Dmitry Kirev. I've been streaming on Twitch for [00:31] over 6 years. And today I want to give you an honest answer. It has to be this way. Listen, your picture is cool. This is the first time I've seen you. Honestly, man. How is this even possible? So, you will give me some advice. I wonder what [00:45] I will learn from you? Not sarcasm. I love watching videos like this from young small, I just don't know about him. Because it's interesting to see what kind of experience they had in order to, well , share it with someone, yes, for example. [00:59] , share it with someone, yes, for example. But I lived through my experience. And my experience, and the experience of practically all streamers, by the way, says that in all the careers of these streamers, bloggers and other idiots, well, that is, us [01:12] unemployed, uh, intellectuals, the role that turns out is luck, which, by the way, no one tells you anything about. Should you start streaming in 2025? Spoiler, no need. Let me briefly tell you who I am and why my [01:27] opinion is worth anything at all. I've been streaming since 2018, and in 2019 I was very lucky. From ten viewers who were just my friends, I boosted to 150 in literally one day. This was a [01:40] streaming project from Ilya Madison and his followers. Why did you bring him? his followers. Why did you bring him? Who are you? I am the assistant of the Russian [01:52] incredibly lucky. After which the project ended. My popularity, along with the project, dropped to 7080. Being a young streamer, I got upset and said, "I don't need these pennies of yours." Long story short, I quit [02:06] streaming. That's your [ __ ] problem. That's your [ __ ] problem, too. So, at this point, I honestly want to tell you that you're [ __ ], forgive me for saying this to you, or maybe we don't [02:19] know each other, you might be a serious guy, that... Yes, you quit at a point, at a point where you said your viewership dropped to seventy, you quit at a point where people are still sitting there and ca n't even get 10 viewers [02:34] and continue streaming, and you quit two or three times in these 6 years. And here is its average number of viewers: 56. This is not a good statistic. Noah came back once again and for the first time finally came to terms with how to stream, what needs to be done. And [02:48] now I am slowly and steadily growing. As of today, I have somewhere between 50 and 90 viewers in the same category, in which I am still languishing. So , why are all these streamers lying to you in their YouTube guides, telling you that you [03:02] just need to stream and everything will work out? The whole problem is that admitting that you are very lucky and that it is not you who is so drunk is very, very difficult for yourself. I said about this that it was a huge stroke of luck. [03:15] This pizza is so [ __ ] important. I'm so [ __ ] important. That's why most streamers fall into this trap and think that they did it, they did it , and you will do the same. Just streaming used to work, but [03:31] not anymore. Yes, yes, yes, yes, Lin, it's true. the very beginning I had some kind of tactic, and I stuck to it. This is absolutely not true. Let me go through a few of these tips right away. I [03:45] even wrote them down on a piece of paper, and they do n’t work at all. The first one is , well, first of all, if you try, everything will work out. This is complete nonsense. Everything depends absolutely on your luck. So when you do something, [03:58] please don't get upset. What you do depends only 20 percent on you . Let me reveal a few little secrets to you. People and viewers on Twitch are really hungry for unusual types. [04:13] But we don’t have enough types with different behavior. We have one of the last ones who is such a bright character among all the unique ones. No, not freaks. No, not last of the unique characters who's flown in and is liked by everyone, [04:28] huh? That is, because he is a little bit weird. No one will even weird. No one will even deny this. Ah, unique, yet funny. Sosovod Gleb is an example of a unique person. [04:41] Lyova Tukey is also a unique guy, also with some oddities, yes, that is, there are also some more , that is, it is also incomprehensible, damn, the guy is so tall, you know, there is something unusual about him. For example, I consider myself a regular streamer. That [04:55] Anyone from the chat who just comes to the stream can replace me. anyone can simply replace me. I don't have any [ __ ] special charisma. That is, I don’t measure up to the booster there, damn, [05:07] obviously. Before Evilon too, you understand? That's why I'm like an ordinary streamer, an ordinary [ __ ] brother-in-law, who just watches videos, mumbles something, some [ __ ] and that's it. I'm not playing poor. No, it's just that there are characters who are obviously [05:20] brighter than me. Well, that is to say, it would be completely stupid to argue with this . Like, no, I'm the only one like this. Any person, absolutely anyone, can replace me. No one will be able to replace Sosavotto, damn, you'll just have to imitate him. That's the funny thing. [05:35] This is what I want to say. So when another guy comes along and is like, I probably won't interact with the audience ." Everyone forgets about interacting with the audience. For some reason, absolutely everyone, but they will probably [05:48] no viewers?” But you still have to try. Here's one viewer who came in, you need to connect with him because he's your very first boost. There are some balls there, and some other cool stuff like that. Usually they all come and say: "Eh, well, I'll watch a [06:04] movie, or I'll turn on TikToks now." Basically, everything that regular streamers do, everything that other streamers do, you know? And I'm like, come to your viewer when you can watch TikToks from me or Morphe, [06:18] not clear. Therefore, a very important point is needed here. Charisma is individual, so that you are not like anyone else. Someone is mumbling, being boring, and I’m already there. Someone, damn, says this, there is already a sprout. [06:31] be something of your own. Or they come to Twitch and are like, "What should I stream?" Eh, well, [ __ ], Counter Strike and that one, [ __ ]. Well, that's it, sit with your two viewers. Why the [ __ ] were you fighting here? And to what extent will it take off and will [06:45] anyone see if it finds its audience? Did you actively interact with the first viewers? Yes, because you can consider me a bullshitter, but no matter how much I lie, chat is not flying. You can develop topics with one person as much as you like, you [07:00] can discuss with him as much as you like . Understand? It's not like the chat is flying and you, [ __ ] hell, say one thing and then another . Well, many streamers just find it hard to read the chat. This is a huge one. Now here he is, you see, he is [07:13] , apparently. That means my chat is n't working right now. You can even talk to one person, perhaps, but it’s still like a quick chat. And back then there were anything. Zubryu launched on the back of the pandemic hype, when any content in China [07:26] attracted wild attention. Plus pumping in sponsorship money. With money from bookmakers. The perfect combo to feign popularity. No, this is [ __ ]. Zubrev came here because I invited him to a party, and he decided to [07:40] happened. It's not that I'm all awesome and [ __ ] great, but that he came, had a shitty webcam, he had a shitty computer, his broadcasts kept remember, damn, how it all began. And he got hyped up because they [07:54] promoted him on TikTok for watching movies on Twitch. By doing so, he set the meta on Twitch, where you can watch movies. They say that many others have started watching films on a regular basis . This is how Zubarev [ __ ] up, what [08:06] was his specialty. That is, it was some kind of uncle, dad, [ __ ], to whom you come, [ __ ], and watch a movie with him. He sits there, comments on something, and that's it . Tiktk was also pushing it, yes, but there were no beeches there back then. And he did [08:20] n't even have a kaz back then, because, damn, he got a kaz-sta from 'll be saying, "So, his TikTok was awesome, [ __ ]." I'll say it again, yes, his TikTok was amazing. Stop taking words out of context. You [08:34] understand perfectly well what I'm talking about now. You can't take your TikTok 2 million and force everyone to come to your Twitch. Nobody will give a [ __ ]. That's not how it works. Look at yourself as an example. Do you often click on [08:47] banners when I ask you to? I'm sure not. And here, [ __ ] hell, imagine, in TikTok you go to Twitch. You need to click there, then click there. No, well if yes, then I'm incredibly grateful to you if it's true. So, [08:59] you follow links and partner banners. I am grateful to her. Nikoglay, a classic streamer, explains how algorithms, money, crowds, and fake views can help him become the most popular streamer in a week. This is the truth [09:11] about the second dacha. Who, at any point, would be an undeserved success and competent participation in the scheme. M is also some kind of [ __ ] [09:23] [ __ ] envy. Dude, to be honest, I'm sorry, with all due respect. It feels like, [ __ ] hell, you were offended when you wrote this text. What does were offended when you wrote this text. What does Porsche have to do with this? Vadim Evilon, a [09:37] streamer who has been streaming for a very long time. He was a streamer and streamed with fifty viewers. Why are guy who now knows who Evelon is, doesn't know who I am or my viewers are, will explain to you that guy was streaming long before [09:52] bookmakers appeared. For you, everything comes down to sponsorship and money promotion. There was no money then. Back then, from the time when Vadim Kazakov streamed with me, two people were popular. Shevtsov Alexey was popular and Chitbant [10:05] Viktor was popular. Two giant stadiums that held [ __ ] 20k online . And it was just total [ __ ]. Yes, up until now 20,000 online is Yes, up until now 20,000 online is some kind of idle scheme. That is, Rsha [10:17] Power did not hold that much. Who else? Valakos wasn't that online. Papich had so much online presence, but Papich was around long before Vadim Kazakov and me, if that matters. Papich was a truly ancient type. VGlin was also there, by the way. Yes. [10:32] , so I didn't quite understand the direct agreements without the Freкquд group. Like, he created it without any Freak Squt party. Without the Frikquvad party, Vadya would have easily shot further, if anything happened. I'll keep you posted. It's [10:46] not a fact that the other guys from Friksklav would have shot. Now that's something else. So I don't agree with this. They forgot about Mad. I just didn't really follow Mad. But there was also zero online there. But here's who I forgot. Who had a ton of online time? Why didn't you [10:58] say so? They forgot about Dr. Dredukha. This one is definitely [ __ ] up for him. I was playing with my friends there, it was [ __ ] awful, everyone was laughing at him. This is meta, when this [ __ ] National just went through. Booster Vyacheslav Leon joined the [11:11] Virtus Pro esports group. Damn, got PR thanks to big names. Hit the spot when smart exit through connections. Here I partially agree. The Virtus Pro party is underway. There wasn't really any party there , which was a boost for him. Counting big [11:26] names. It was a total hit when the scene was looking for a new face. Complete [ __ ]. Luck plus a smart exit through connections. Yes, meeting Vadim really affected him. And plus here I need to add that [11:40] Vyacheslav Leontiev has [ __ ] charisma. Notice the eyes. This image is all put together, it was as if Twitch needed it. Twitch was starving for this and it came at the right time, which is kind of a stroke of luck, yes, among other things, and not some kind of party. [ __ ], why [11:55] did you prepare so superficially, Dmitry? This is already Infana on the surface. Anyone who made videos like we all sat here on Twitch will practically never fall because of you . Okay, a bag. Here I don't know [ __ ], uh, about the bag. [12:09] TikTok-fueled shoots, collaborations with popular streamers, growth, damn, I have n't seen a bag in a while. He streams and is not dependent on anything. Who will see this? Who [ __ ] you, Radevich? Formally, success came through the participation of the hosts in the project, but in [12:22] crowd of competent people. [ __ ], here again, formal success came through participation in a project. Overall, maybe. But he had become famous long before that. There was a small parodech, there was a small korysh. They were all small. At one [12:37] point the guys started to do something and started to come in. So be it and all that. So creative, we're not even talking about streams, but rather some kind of creative work, because he wrote in Nerona, by the way, it's like work. You [12:49] really put your soul into it, you wanted a response, but it doesn't work out and doesn't work at all. Don't forget that you might just be unlucky. Well, maybe the job is crap, who the hell knows. Although, if you love your work [13:03] sincerely and really did it for yourself, it is good work. The next piece of advice, which is being said by practically everyone , but which is complete nonsense and fiction, is that Shorts and TikToks are boosting. This is complete nonsense. [13:18] This is not nonsense, this is actually working crap. Your personal experience does not need to be projected onto the experience of others. Everyone knows how these TikToks work and how they push. An example would be the same Deepns, the same Zuborev about how people from TikTok [13:32] found out that they were streaming. Bold. The example is the same. Anar came up with the same example. And when I was a helicopter pilot, I was brazen and did this [ __ ], damn. [ __ ], this TikTok thing went viral. Oh, [ __ ]. And people began to come. Mazelov [13:48] went viral at one time, Denis Drake went viral, T2x2 streamed for 4 years without any return. In the end, it went viral and went completely crazy. now he has online numbers like mine, [ __ ] huge. Yeah, [14:01] TikToks don't [ __ ] work, dude, they sure do . The problem is that half of the streamers, beginners, who post something there, it’s either local that you need to immerse yourself in it. People are too lazy to dive. People [14:14] need content on TikTok where it's clear why someone is [ __ ] laughing and why it's supposed to be funny, not just you fart and that's it, you uploaded it and watched it for a [ __ ] minute. I've seen these cuts, they're usually crap. More often. Well, [14:27] like small streamers, Ennichki, they upload some boring, uninteresting stuff there. That's the problem. And no one else is pouring it in because they are small, they have to pour something in on themselves. You see, about me, [14:40] for example, well, they probably pour it on, but, mm, not so willingly, because I don’t give money for it, you understand? And so, when you give money, it really boosts everything you have there, these bays. Plus, there are, like, other channels, although, [14:53] that post something there. But for some reason they don’t post anything funny there . They post where I'm [ __ ] . They post where I'm [ __ ] sitting and whining, [ __ ]. Why the [ __ ] am I [15:05] scrolling through TikTok myself, damn, I'm getting caught by myself. I sit there where I think about something. A minute, [ __ ], a minute 30 I think, I open the comments, there are these pastes with thoughts about who exactly fell asleep where. I think, [ __ ], well [15:19] , well, I don’t understand how soulless people perceive themselves. I just, well, [ __ ] , I'm a [ __ ] nasal connoisseur, what can I do. I'm a [ __ ] nasal connoisseur then, what the [ __ ] can I do? And there the guys and girls really think and think very [15:32] often, by the way, I’m really happy sometimes to read the comments, because there, well, uh, I increasingly notice that there are fewer idiots under my cuts. It used to be like that. What the [ __ ] are you talking about, you [ __ ] idiot? Eh, the guys there are really [15:45] debating, they can get into a discussion, into specifics. I even enjoy reading this, to be honest. Uh, and when I see cats, [ __ ], maybe it’s just the guys there cleaning up the comments. I don't know, maybe that's the whole point. You say you've been streaming for 6 [15:57] whole point. You say you've been streaming for 6 years and don't know [ __ ] about the meta. Mm. It's just that, I guess, we'll listen to the rest of this block now. He divided everything into blocks. Let's look further. And it practically doesn't work. Again, this [16:10] only works in some kind of [ __ ], his speech reminds me of Stasai. How simple it is, even if you kill me, the manner of communication is flawed. Shorts and TikToks are short content that you watch to get hooked. You have a completely [16:23] different goal. People who watch and scroll won't go and watch you pick your ass for 3 hours or watch a game. Yes, that's the funny thing, the conversion rate from all this, as a percentage of the 100 people you have on TikTok, will be, [16:36] God willing, two. This is a [ __ ] low conversion rate. This is the lowest conversion rate that can be. [ __ ], people click on banner ads more effectively than they click from TikTok to Twitch. That's why you're interested in getting [16:49] your TikTok to take off. Accordingly, if two come in from a hundred, then four will come in from 200. You get it, right? That means, if your TikTok hits 200,000 views, you'll still get two visitors. Well, [17:02] unfortunately. So, I liked the comments that Cheliks wrote here. Now, now, now. I lost him, a guy with the nickname Napas. The conversion rate is low, but it's also easy to get a ton of views. It's true, it's true, it's true. Play [17:16] CS. Of course, there is the so-called survivorship bias. And out of 10,000, only one shoots and hits. And he probably doesn't care , right? It hits you You are not taking into account one very important point. There is survivorship bias, but you [17:31] guys are missing one thing. We are all streamers, we kiss each other's asses and give each other viewers ourselves. We collaborate with each other and transfer traffic. In case you haven't noticed, we are essentially sharing the same market. We are, in fact, [17:43] you, if anything, a market, well, that is, the audience market, that’s what they call it. In fact, we are sharing the same viewers. There is practically a huge overlap between everyone . Ask you about any streamer. You will know him. And you have [17:56] . It's just that in this period of time you came to me, but next time you will come to him. And that's how it works. Got it? Not with everyone. who are always just watching you and coming for you, but anyway, you're [18:11] all like, you know, like, you're just hanging out here and there, here, here, here, wherever it's cooler, that's where you'll sit. And every streamer, in theory, we are each other’s . That's why there are always more viewers for certain projects. They don't [18:25] come out of nowhere. That is, viewers on Twitch don’t come out of nowhere. If online traffic has grown in some places, it means that it has declined in others. Got it? Something like that. It hits so hard that it reaches a huge audience. But then again, [18:38] if you're so obsessed with shorts and TikToks, you can drive that audience anywhere. So Twitch is actually no exception. The next disadvantage of this advice is that hyped games can bring you to the top, and you [18:51] will gain your own audience. This is also nonsense. Even I understood her. This is not [ __ ] nonsense. Again, [ __ ], he just takes my takes and just shits on them. This is not nonsense either. an option, but if you try to get into a hyped game, then among all the big [19:07] guns and all the other streamers with huge online presence, people might come and find you somehow . But if you played Counter Strike, no one would give a [ __ ] about you. Something like that . Therefore, this cannot be [19:19] nonsense. Yes, but this does not give you a 100% guarantee that you will get pregnant, of course. When I started streaming back in 1919. What are the options when you're streaming a hyped game? There are only two of them. The first option, that [19:31] in 80 there, in 90% of cases it will be like this, is that you are streaming a hyped game, at the time of release everyone is streaming it, [ __ ] anyone . And the competition is so huge that there simply won’t be enough spectators . And you, as a streamer, have an obligation to keep an eye on [19:46] this competition and not launch it during prime time, when streamers are streaming. All the prime streamers, who have a huge, healthy, high online presence, start connecting at around seven, [ __ ] six, or even five o'clock. This means you can [20:00] take time from 3 to 4 or from 3 until evening. If you're working alongside a major streamer, you're sharing a market with them where you've already lost out on that viewer. Got it, [ __ ]? Khantik is a [ __ ] pervert. I do [20:14] n't understand him. These cuts at 10:00 in the morning, who the [ __ ] needs it, inadequate smell, to be honest. But at the same time, he keeps his audience there, and they are all waiting for him at such a time. Most likely, he streams to the Far [20:27] East. Because poor Far East, they never prime streamers stream when the Far East goes to bed. Here we also need to take into account markets and time zones. Well, streaming for Vladik. Well, yes, yes, that's what I'm [20:40] saying. As an ordinary user, as an ordinary streamer, there is practically nothing to attract a viewer with . You are losing among the same faceless, damn. At the same time, it's de-strengthening, there are a lot of people like you, and they sit with one mature person, and no one will [20:52] definitely go watch your stream. only if you at least stand out in some way and give, not just stand out, you know, by growing an ugly mustache like mine. Well, in short , competition. Well, you know, if you were to [21:04] cut you off a little from above, you’d even be a little cyber-Stephan. Enormous. viewers, and they probably won't even come to see who's crawling around on Twitch. Nobody needs you there. Second. He has been [21:20] actively streaming for 6 years. Well, he hasn't been actively streaming for 6 years, the [ __ ] guy. Why the [ __ ] did you bother me, option? If you're streaming a hyped game, you'll somehow still attract people. You take charisma, something else, and they come to [21:33] watch your stream. But they come to watch almost everyone, I would even say that everyone comes to watch this particular game. Even if you are gaining an audience, that audience is not yours, it is the audience of this game. The category itself. Yes, that's the [21:49] joke. I understood what he was talking about. You're talking about the category of viewers who watch a specific game, that is, the community. For example, if I stream would have the same online audience as when I'm watching this video now. [22:02] Uh, and I'd actually like to [ __ ] Minecraft tomorrow, but I don't know, maybe we will. No, [ __ ], well, although with this hand, although I think it will be possible to do something, why not? So, yes, ultimately, if you're a [22:15] semi-major or mid-tier streamer, you might be boosted by the category of a game itself, or simply by the Twitch category itself, you might be boosted over time. That is, you simply switch the category, and people come to you there. An example would be the [22:29] khoyshchiki. There may not be a huge fan base there , but the fans are always waiting for some streamer to cut them off. These examples will be of any use to you. [ __ ], there's Max, [ __ ], Stint is streaming for them. [ __ ], they're happy there, guys, when they come in, [22:41] Hoyschiki, they practically don’t play anything else. They may play, but they are . Listen, that's it, let's give it a rollback. Let me give you a good example. DBD is [22:58] the category where there are viewers, there is a category, there are people there, there are players, but no one [ __ ] streams it, because the game, what the [ __ ], well, is [ __ ], I do n’t like it. In general, I’m talking about this, yes, but for a beginner like you, I do [23:13] talking about this, yes, but for a beginner like you, I do n’t know, maybe it will work, I don’t know, if it doesn’t happen , then you won’t either. The next bad advice is that raids bad advice is that raids boost. Raids don't boost you, that's a [23:25] fact. This is [ __ ]. This is a fact. Imagine you're sitting with a streamer, for example, on one stream, and the streamer transfers you to another stream. You sit down, well, let's say, in an ideal case, something happens right at this moment of the raid [23:39] person. The raid could be boosted, of course . It's really interesting to know what this is . I have a peck or is it a chicken on And it hooks you and you become interested. You go to this person, watch, [23:54] follow him for an hour, well, maybe two. That is, they even kept you as a spectator. That is, they even kept you as a spectator. Oh, 2,500 rubles. they threw it to me. Se. Come on, start a donation. B. Yes, in a month of streaming I only gained 22 followers. It's actually [24:08] complicated. The saving grace is that the donations are voiced by me. Seriously, no one will know. Everyone's okay. Yes, that's the funny thing, it's all complicated as hell. Now wait, I'll come look for [24:20] you. [ __ ], I can't find you . Are you even on Twitch? And how, so that he sees Ov, tell me, what do you say about the inflated viewer count for unknown streamers who buy bots just to fly out of the bottom? Yes, it’s clear there [24:33] that they won’t fly out. Most often, bots are purchased by boring [ __ ] shit-eaters who are impossible to watch, [ __ ]. So you go there, there are 300 viewers, zero chat, [ __ ]. Well, everyone just comes in and comes out from there. But [24:46] unpleasant aftertaste that I [ __ ] you, you [ __ ] shit- eater. That is, he doesn’t watch it that much, you understand? So everyone's like, "[ __ ] you, that's it. And your name is tarnished." Someone on TikTok was accusing me of buying bots. Never in my life has anything like this happened [25:00] . I wrote a comment about this [ __ ] on TikTok and said, "Are you piece of crap couldn't even come up with any [ __ ] arguments in response. everyone liked the comment, damn, that's what [25:13] killed me. A guy came and said that I got bots from some service somewhere and they liked him. I say: "Are you going to prove it or what?" He didn't answer me. certainly have a nickname, brother. It probably needs to be changed. Oh, [ __ ], you're an [25:28] adult, uncle. So, what are you streaming? Ah, well, look, you chose the wrong categories . Terminator Resistance, what the [ __ ] is this? No, I know what kind of game this is. This is a rhetorical question. Eh, we need something modern. [25:43] Of course it's hard. This is so hard. Well, there are some views. Three or four views in 2 hours. People are clicking on the category, which means they are simply not actively following. Well, Silent Hill was also a sweetheart. What a girl, look at her. Egörla. [25:59] Oh no, well yes, well in short, these are the categories, of course, they are not particularly direct, I say. It's something like this, you know, here's a guy, for example, a total homeless person with nothing in his pocket. I saw Platonchik over there, a homeless guy, like, living on poverty in Moscow [26:14] . He just has this [ __ ] concept that he moves around Moscow without money. He's sleeping on the bench, you see, streaming this [ __ ]. Just forget about it. That's why I'm saying, like, you watch some [26:27] Terminator Resistance category, yeah, it's complete [ __ ]. But what happens next? You looked, you're for What again? Vovk, questions about bots. Well, yes, but if does it make sense to promote yourself this way at your own risk ? [26:41] I've been streaming for 3 years, but over that time I've only gained a little over 200 followers. But, [ __ ], man, look, I... That means I need to work on myself , that means I need to you've been streaming for 3 years, you have 200 followers, well, like, something, [26:56] [ __ ], with your regularity, then it's not right . Stream. Well, you stream Dota, [ __ ]. In fact, we are on stream. The main thing is that you have different [ __ ] games here. The main priority is to not get completely caught up in the cheating. I'm telling you right away, this [27:08] really puts off viewers. The viewer has long been able to distinguish where there is cheating and where there isn’t. [ __ ], you have Tota 2 - that's 39 hours. Well, that means she is top one now. Well, I'm not surprised that you don't have any [ __ ] viewers, by the way [27:22] . I'll keep you posted. And you got a boost in Minecraft. Yes. Well, I think so then being shown, statistics are showing you. If you don’t understand what it’s drawing for you. regular streams, brother. I'm just absolutely blown away by them. With [ __ ] streams like these, you [27:37] might as well not even stream. And you ask the question, what am I doing wrong? Well, really, you do everything wrong. You can't afford it, remember, you can't afford it, just like none of you who have [27:50] few viewers, none of you can afford to mess around and not stream for 2 days. None of you can afford it. And only those who are online can afford not to stream for a long time. [28:03] I could disappear for a [ __ ] month. They will be waiting for me. You see, no one will wait for you . I say this conditionally. This does not mean that you will be waiting for me specifically . I didn't resist. I'm just speaking in general . The stream has been closed. The next day [28:16] you most likely won't remember. In 2 days you definitely won’t remember who raided you there or what happened there. Well, the next option is completely idiotic. That example, by the way, is a really [ __ ] awesome example of [28:28] Kashin, [ __ ] Dania, like, despite the conflicts there and so on. This is a real example of how he can simply not stream for a month, then come and go online. You watched it, you closed the stream, the next day you most likely won't [28:40] remember, in 2 days you definitely won't remember who raided you there, what happened there. Well, the next one is completely idiotic. I remember Vados Evilon, [ __ ] remembers some [ __ ] raid, which I, [ __ ], never remember at all and the [28:54] think, you yourselves will no longer consider . These include peer-to-peer viewing services, advertising purchases in Twitch thematic groups, and the like. Of course, no one except streamers sits in Twitch groups. And they are exactly like fishing. [29:08] You catch fish, not fishermen, understand? And there are no fish there anymore, there never were any in this lake. Therefore, all these groups are crap and they are mutual viewing sites . Well, this is a powerful donation. I've been streaming for 6 years and I don't understand how to jump above 30-4 [29:24] old ones get tired. Over time, I farmed 5070 online in Starcraft. Uh, I'm [ __ ] sick of this game , I'm eating crap. Now the video has collected 400k views on YouTube. It doesn't help, it's like there's some kind of barrier. Try other Starcraft or Starcraft toys. It's very [29:38] important here whether you made a mistake or not. Starcraft is a soldier theme. This is RTKA. I just the audience, transfer it somewhere else, because I’ll wondering what category Starcraft is in anyway. Starcraft second, [29:53] Starcraft is in anyway. Starcraft second, probably obvious. [ __ ], everything is bad here, of course. 1,600 spectators, and even then there were no big names among the Russians. Well, what did he get hyped on ? On the heroes. I don't even remember how. [30:09] Well, how is this different from those same bots that there are a ton of on this website with cheating What do you get from these mutual viewings? Nothing. The fact is that it is simply not considered a bot technically, although in fact it is exactly the same bot. Well, [30:24] you probably already have a question that is not mine. Something is wrong with my ass right now. And this woman is donating. Well, look. Nrent needs to be [ __ ] hard. Or A, [ __ ], this is some old [30:40] [ __ ], wait, wait, come on, I won’t drink. Minecraft. Wow, when was the last time there was a stream? 7 days ago and 5 days. There's a break between what, 2 days between them and you don't stream anything. Well, there you have your answer. You are [ __ ] nobody, you don’t stream, [30:53] [ __ ], and ask me why I don’t gain any [ __ ] numbers , [ __ ]. You have to [ __ ] do it every day, damn, what if you're going on and on here and rejecting, let me suggest what to do then. Well, okay. Look what options I found myself. I use it myself. [31:06] Very working. The first option is probably the most effective today; the only one I found is a Discord community based on common interests. Specifically in my case, in the based on common interests. Specifically in my case, in the game The Witcher P. [31:26] Wait, wait, wait, wait. There is the Witcher RP, [ __ ], witch. What's happening? There's already a keen audience on the Discord server [31:38] it, and spend time on the computer. And since it's quite a meditative process on Day screen can sometimes watch something. Well, you know, which RPG. And these viewers are because of yesterday, and yesterday there was a stream, [ __ ]. Well, why is [31:52] n't he there? Those who came and liked the way I broadcast, in principle, started going to other streams for games that are no longer, well, The Witcher, let's say. The second option, which works rather poorly [32:07] collaborations. Collaborations worked before, collaborations work, in principle, even now, but, uh, very slowly. And there is a problem that in collaborations, if you connect with some players, you, well, at least for a [32:20] month, at least for a week, will play with these people. Your audience, if you you feel comfortable with. The other streamer also knows his audience, they'll have sex, and you'll most likely get a little more for both of you. [32:34] Quite a profitable winwin situation, but again it is quite slow and may not work. And there are also a lot of factors. See, what's the joke here? Here the slowness depends on the number of viewers. Yes, the situation. In December there were [32:47] viewers. Yes, the situation. In December there were 2,000 followers, currently 25k, online 300-400. I don’t run it every day, although when I started growing rapidly, I worked 10 hours a day for the first week. By the way, KS2 without a 300G web. [33:02] Now think about what I should answer to this , [ __ ]? On the contrary, the situation , [ __ ]? On the contrary, the situation says, "[ __ ], who the [ __ ] is bragging about?" We think that it's enough to donate to Leri Morfe. Sanya, Twitch already knows you, you [33:14] [ __ ] cheese. This is what it depends on what audiences, what category, time zones. In short, there are a lot of options, but collaborations are still normal. The third option is like a hypothesis. Well, by the way, yes, it’s all very, well, really. I've seen a [33:30] lot of guys who came out of the chat. The [ __ ] sosovod who was writing me a dick here, [ __ ] crawled out of the chat and became a streamer. I'll keep you updated if anyone didn't know. [ __ ], if you saw what he wrote, you'd be like, "Oh my God, I never [33:43] thought a guy could be a firefighter." For videos on YouTube, for example, this one gave me a word, he wrote really well . I'm recording for streamers like me. Well, and maybe people who are interested in Twitch. I myself [33:57] found several interesting guys through such videos , and even talked to them there for some time. It was already pretty bad. That is, the audience somehow still finds you. Whether this will work or not, I will probably tell you in the next video or [34:10] in the comments or somewhere else. I play full free time and get hooked. What if something flies in? And it’s hard to find acquaintances and friends in such years. And suddenly it’s because we need to gather in Discord or somewhere else with people and [34:27] unite and play together. Uh, after a couple of months I'll give an answer whether the YouTube option works. So look for it in the comments. We have a Minecraft project, people have united on a Minecraft server there . By the way, we [34:40] also had a girl here, do you remember her, Pipa? Pipa, remember she played with us? She came there from Loskich, I think, or there and here on Minecraft she played, such a cool girl. She's currently streaming sleepovers herself, and everything's fine with [34:54] her. She also painted art, of course, this is a legend. That's why I say, like, this is when it comes out, you can fly in there and stream. And now we move on to the most difficult, scary topic. How to retain your audience? Everyone is fighting. [35:09] your audience? Everyone is fighting. donor on Garvey asked me how to [ __ ] retain the viewer. All brands of the world, streamers. Now I will inform you about the Garden of 1967 [35:23] Garden of 1967 . Zheda left, the mother-in-law stayed, and you will eat everything. I hope it was just the wife . The letter D was heard. I condemn. It is cosmically difficult, so our task is complex. How to do this? [35:37] Your content should be entertaining or educational, that is, it should have or educational, that is, it should have some value. The second one is completely out of place. Education is not what Twitch is all about. [35:50] education, like, so that he would have a little humor, like education, like I’m telling you some nonsense here with a little humor. Something like this , I guess. No, well that's definitely not it. I come here to degrade, I [36:03] definitely not it. I come here to degrade, I launch it constantly and all you do is just sit there silently 24/7 with a sour expression, jerk off to something and just play the same way as everyone [36:16] else around you. What's the point of watching you? So what are the options? Yes, yes. Shrek, I'll give you some chicks and girls now. So, yes, since this is, well, the only thing I agree with you on is [36:31] Anar Abdullayev’s educational content. Glue the girls. you should do something on your streams that you genuinely enjoy. Then, [36:46] if you really like it, to the point of euphoria, then someone else will definitely like it too. That's the only way it works. You will always be sincere, you will always be in this so-called resource, you will always be [37:01] on high alert. And it knew good. We're watching here. So you will be charismatic when you are yourself. Only then are you charismatic. The next piece of advice, the most obvious and simple one, is to, damn it, delete this smiley, this [37:14] stupid face of mine is driving me crazy. Indeed, you need to stream often. Don't stream too much, it will wear you out. But streaming often is important. At least, you need to stream three times a week. Of course, this is the lowest [37:29] bar. This is an ultra-buggy plank. You have to work hard every day. That means that a week will already be good. You might have to stick to a schedule so people have a rough idea of [37:45] when they can come and watch your stream. For example, I don’t stick to a schedule and, probably, it’s not like that. So, guys, now we will hold the channel's global streak. World record, uh, channel streak, yeah. What how to say this? [37:59] In short, we're maintaining the streak. So, everyone should spam this smiley en masse. So far the last recorded streak was 34 on this channel. Well, who's lying there? Writes letters in the chat . Oh, 52, [ __ ], that's enough. 52, [38:17] [ __ ]. I advise you to do this if you are a creative clown like me, because any schedule, any routine destroys me, and I wither away. So, whenever I wanted on that day, that's when I turned it on. And the last piece of advice, [38:31] which I have already partially touched on, is to be sincere. Maybe this is just my story. And yes, sincerity is loved. I've become less sincere, unfortunately, so I kind of have... Well, I think you noticed this one. And I see this as [38:44] my strength. And I became insincere. This is true. This is the only way I can open up. But the age we live in is such that true. This is the only way I can open up. But the age we live in is such that pretend to be someone you don't know what. Don't be afraid to be hurt. Don't be afraid to be [38:59] honest, first and foremost, with yourself and with your audience. And people like it, telling the truth. Yes, I don't know. Maybe the cuckoo has been whistling there for a long time now, so it seems to be the force. And the most [39:12] many of my plans right now, for example, because when I, for example, voice some of my plans that I’m thinking about or I’m pondering something, more often than not I’ll [ __ ] throw it out there , it won’t come true, it won’t come true, [39:27] but then you’ll remember that I’m some kind of a phony and a brat, but I usually throw out some ideas, I have some other things , but I just don’t implement them, because I’m already comfortable with it. Oh, well, [ __ ], they [39:40] can also sleep, by the way. Why do I put all these large-scale projects on the internet? Because, well, try making a go-kart, right? That is, well, that's why you can talk such nonsense. It's like, well, it's covered by sponsors [39:53] there, like, yeah, but some little idea of ​​some kind, yeah, you'll notice, the functionality that I have here, these FM voiceovers, damn, this on the screen, what my moderators [40:07] manage there, all this, damn, appears for everyone else instantly, just at lightning speed. So the main thing is that you will feel connected to your audience. And these are simply people with whom you should have something to sincerely and [40:19] truly talk about. Well, since we agreed to be sincere, I'll tell you honestly who needs and doesn't need to stream, if you came here with a question. Let's also talk about the fact that half of those who, uh, someone [40:33] asks something about how I should stream, how to stream, half of them are just sad, [ __ ], well, nothing can be done with them , [ __ ], no category will save them, nothing. Well, you just come in, there's a dude sitting there, [ __ ] hell, and, [ __ ], I look at [40:45] you on the street, [ __ ] hell, you're already kind of sad, [ __ ] hell, it just vibes you, [ __ ] hell. The dick smells sad. Here's what I can advise you to do: Well, change yours to something fun, damn, and everything will go well for you [40:58] . Well, that's how it is. Should you stream? My answer is: no, you don't need to stream because Yeah, that's it, I'm done , I'm not going to stream, [ __ ] hell, to be honest. Me And I'm really [ __ ] sick of streaming. I just want to [41:13] streaming. I just want to stick my hand in your panties like this. And drink beer. But I can't take antibiotics now.