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title: 'Fears to Fathom - Scratch Creek (FULL GAME)'
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date: 2026-06-16
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# Fears to Fathom - Scratch Creek (FULL GAME)

> Source: [Fears to Fathom - Scratch Creek (FULL GAME)](https://youtube.com/watch?v=m9AL7zI5T80)

## Summary

This is a full playthrough of the horror game 'Fears to Fathom - Scratch Creek', where two players, Marcus and Evelyn, experience a terrifying road trip. Their car breaks down in a remote town, leading them to encounter a series of creepy locals and a sinister cult. The video showcases the game's co-op mechanics, atmospheric horror, and the couple's relationship dynamics under pressure.

### Key Points

- **Opening Letter** [0:45] — The game begins with a letter from a survivor recounting a terrifying experience, setting up the narrative.
- **Relationship Tension** [2:54] — The couple argues about the move, revealing underlying tension in their relationship.
- **Car Trouble** [26:00] — The car overheats and they are forced to stop at a creepy gas station.
- **Creepy Mechanic** [29:29] — The mechanic, Harry, makes racist comments and is generally unsettling.
- **Bill's House** [39:32] — They are sent to Bill's house, where they encounter a Confederate flag and a hostile woman.
- **Bed and Breakfast** [53:03] — They are directed to a bed and breakfast run by Miss Julia, who is overly friendly but clearly hiding something.
- **Basement Ordeal** [69:04] — Marcus goes to the basement of a church to get towels and gets locked in, finding a cow clicker game on his phone.
- **Escape Sequence** [97:20] — The couple is attacked in their room and must escape through a series of chase sequences.
- **Escape and Aftermath** [106:40] — They manage to escape in their car and call the police, but nothing is found at the town.
- **Post-Game Discussion** [108:00] — The players discuss the game's strengths and weaknesses, particularly the tedious chase sequences.

## Transcript

He's in the closet. He's in the closet.
>> Jesus. We got to go. Go, go, go,
>> go, go, go, go, GO.
>> OH MY GOD. I WAS LIKE waiting for ages
like I think Evelyn has to do something.
Oh, he's coming. Go, go, go, go, go.
>> Boobs.
Ah, new game.
>> Whoa.
>> Cool.
>> I'm Marcus.
>> Ready up. Stinky gab
ears to fathom together. Oh, episode
one. Scratch crack. Oh, can she not hear
me anymore?
April 30th. Oh, maybe we have to find
each other.
To whoever is reading this, pardon my
writing ability. My girlfriend Tess
recently played your game. We couldn't
help but notice the chilling
similarities between one of the episodes
and what happened to us. She persuaded
me to write to you from my perspective
as well as it would increase the chances
of the dev noticing this story. I'll try
to keep the information about our
personal lives to a minimum. Back in our
early days when we were living together,
I had a job offer which I initially
thought I would have to turn down since
it required me to move to another state,
but Tess was adamant that I accept the
offer knowing how hard I had worked for
it. She was ready to move out with me.
We did not have much furniture, which
meant it was a one-way drive with the
trailer. Other survivor is still
reading. I guess I'm pretty epic. Oh,
where are you? Hold to spray. Whoa.
What? Why is it stuck in my head? What
the [ __ ]
Spray my car. G to throw.
Oh, well that's not connected.
Okay. Makes your car a truck.
makes our house a home. Wait, do I have
to find Evelyn? Is that her?
No, that's just a guy.
Evelyn.
She can probably hear me in real life
more than she can hear me in the game.
>> Hey.
>> Oh, there you are.
>> I heard someone.
>> F to converse.
>> All right. Car is done.
>> [ __ ] finally looks like it's not from
03.
>> Well, I know it sound like that.
>> You ready to start loading?
>> I didn't say that.
>> Yeah,
>> let's not
couch, TV, big boxes in the hall so we
can balance the weight in the trailer.
We'll toss in the lighter stuff last.
>> Okay.
>> Damn, it's so smooth.
>> We got two maybe 3 hours of good light
left. Should be enough time if you move
quick,
>> Marus.
Six.
>> Yeah,
>> we were supposed to leave this morning.
>> We were supposed to leave this morning.
>> I know. Washing the car took longer than
I thought.
>> We'll make up time on the road.
>> I'm just going to text Dad and see if we
can leave tomorrow morning.
>> Tess, please don't do that. I
>> I'm just saying it might be easier to
>> Oh, we're already behind.
>> You're such a smart.
>> Tomorrow we lose the whole day.
>> Okay.
>> Okay. Yeah,
>> ask him if that makes you feel better.
But I know what he's going to say.
>> I'm just going to point out
>> in a game about us being the voices and
having proximity chat, why not let us
read it out?
>> That's true. Oh. Oh, Jesus. I saw the
inside of your head.
>> Whoa. What's in there? Nothing. I got no
ideas.
>> Can I put the box down?
>> G.
>> If you hold right click, it highlights
stuff.
>> Press G.
Uh, so me and dad are texting
>> and I say, "I'm finally I'm going to
finally do it when we're settled up
there." That's all I get.
>> Uh, it's a big step. I told you. This is
Dad saying, "I told you I didn't expect
you to be the one doing the asking."
>> Oh, so I'm going to Oh, should I tell
you this?
>> Oh, I mean, yeah.
>> I mean, I could keep it a secret.
>> Does it Oh, that's clever. Is it saying
[ __ ] about me? Does dad not like me?
Do you not like me? Not not a lot, but
it looks like I'm planning something for
when we get there. But it's a secret.
>> Oh, dad's like, "Why are you moving in
with that bumbass bitch?"
Whoa.
>> Well, that's not a bad thing.
>> It makes you nervous.
>> Here, I have a table.
>> You picked the whole table.
>> I think we have to move them. I think we
have to move our [ __ ]
>> Feels like a fresh start. Like we're
building something together.
Do I? Oh, yeah.
Howdy neighbor.
My name's Marcus. What's your name?
EVELYN, HELP. I'M BEING ATTACKED.
>> NO, you're actually doing it.
>> Yeah, had to happen sometime, bro.
>> I've been busy.
>> I thought you two were supposed to leave
this morning, though.
>> Shut the [ __ ] up, Nate.
Little behind.
>> Uh,
>> how do I reply?
>> Ran a little behind. He was washing the
car.
>> I clicked it in the air. I think
>> you know how mornings go.
>> Yeah, Nate. You know how mornings be.
>> How much more you got?
>> Almost done. Just started the loading.
>> You guys good?
>> Um,
>> getting there.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Ready to go.
>> Just want to get moving at this. It's
getting late.
>> He said the painting crew is the first
thing to modeling.
>> We need to clear everything out.
>> I figured he would shoot it down.
>> I mean, yeah, if people coming to paint
everything then
>> let's start with the couch and bigger
boxes and work our way to the back.
>> Why are you just hanging out here?
>> Last night was fun, man. We got to do
that again.
>> Um, if you haven't noticed, we're moving
to a different state.
He was just like, "Oh, you're finally
moving. We got to do it again."
>> Thanks, though.
>> Yeah.
>> Bye, Nate.
>> See you. Bye.
>> Okay. Couch.
>> Oh, we both have to lift.
>> Gears boxed up in the basement. Can't
forget that.
>> Grab.
>> Oh.
>> Oh my god.
>> Wait.
>> You're all like bent over.
>> Yay. You're being super weird.
>> Wait, how how do we fit it
>> through here? You
>> just got to turn. PIVOT.
>> PIVOT.
>> PIVOT.
>> PIVOT.
>> WAIT, what am I stuck on?
>> Oh, we have to go out. We have to go out
the front door.
>> Oh, really?
>> It's locked.
>> I unlocked it.
>> Okay, I'm ready to go.
>> Okay, hold on.
>> Okay, I'll back up and then you back up.
>> Got it.
>> Oh, yeah. and pivot.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> Okay, it's good. Start with the bulky
things first.
>> We've moved furniture before.
I mean, that's what he said. Start with
the couch and the bigger boxes.
>> Oh, is that what he said?
>> Yo, my guy just be talking. He's not me,
though.
>> What?
>> He He keeps talking for me.
>> Oh,
>> I want some bodily autonomy.
>> What y'all doing? What y'all doing?
[ __ ]
>> it just kind of like lets go every now
and my back.
>> You like how I put the table in there?
>> So stupid looking.
>> Oh, wait. Should I like get in the truck
and then
>> I GUESS WHO BEEPING? [ __ ] YOU. WE'RE
MOVING. GO AROUND. THERE'S ROOM.
>> What the [ __ ] Is it the table in the
way? I'm
>> going to [ __ ] kill him.
Oh. Oh, yeah. Likely story, [ __ ]
>> Okay, I'm ready.
>> Here we go. Moving on up.
>> Why are you bringing this couch? It's
[ __ ] ugly.
>> Yeah, maybe it's a family heirloom.
Honestly, it's impressive that he
programmed like the character models
holding all of it.
>> Yeah,
>> it's a lot to take in. Converse, I don't
want to talk to my girlfriend.
I don't want to talk to my girlfriend.
I'm busy talking to my girlfriend.
Wait,
>> wait, wait, wait. Let's try and talk.
How do you do it?
>> It doesn't say to me like
>> let's keep it moving.
>> Hey,
>> so I think only you could have initiated
that.
>> Evelyn, let's keep it moving.
>> That's what he sounded like.
>> You sound sleepy when you do that.
>> Hey, I'm sleepy.
What's that do?
Hey, what's up, neighbor? WHAT YOU
DOING? HE'S GOT A GUN. HE'S GOT A GUN.
>> OH, HEY.
>> You're going to trip over the hose.
>> Wait, pick up the hose. Does it do it
for you? It's bugged.
>> Is it bugged?
>> Pick up the handle.
>> What do you mean?
>> Is it like up over your head?
>> Really? Oh, I'm holding it normally for
me.
>> Well, the the hose part, the tube.
OH.
>> OH, WE HAVE SO MUCH [ __ ] to move.
>> I know. Turns out this is the whole
game. This is the horror part. We have
to work.
>> We have a creepy basement.
>> Oh, basement. Do we have a flashlight?
>> No.
>> Is there like a light switch somewhere?
>> There's a body down here.
>> Why is it so creepy?
>> This one we have to do. Both of us. Do
not drop audio stuff. Marcus,
>> what?
>> I need you.
>> Marcus, big box.
>> What's up,
>> Marcus? Baby.
>> Uh, this one.
>> Got to be careful with this one. Let's
go. Whoa.
>> Whoa. Whoa.
>> Let's go. Interdimensional moving.
>> You good over there? You good over
there? No.
>> It looks so funny.
>> The way you're dancing with THAT BOX.
HERE I GO.
>> OH, what was that?
>> Difficult to climb stairs. That was the
static in my head.
>> Yeah, sound of static.
>> What's in this?
>> You look He looks so funny.
>> Why?
>> You like vent over the box.
>> Oh, it's audio stuff. Oh, we got some
[ __ ] bombass speakers.
>> Maybe we're going to like record things.
>> We got some cool Oh, do we have a
podcast?
Oh cringe.
I'm I mean cool.
>> The way you're walking.
>> Well, I had to look behind me.
>> OKAY.
>> WHOA. WHOA. I'M OUTSIDE.
>> You went through the wall.
>> We're terrible movers
>> or interdimensional travelers.
>> Yeah.
Okay. Hey, there was one more box
downstairs, I think.
Yes.
>> Oh, there more stuff in the kitchen.
>> Yeah, we have so much [ __ ] to move. Why
didn't we hire movers?
>> Stuck in the hose.
>> Just throw that [ __ ] in anywhere.
>> How was it? Cabone.
>> Cabbron.
Whoever moves more boxes eats more
tonight.
>> Damn. Okay.
>> Chicken parmesan for me
>> and dirt for you.
>> Well, how much dirt we talking?
>> As much as you can eat. A Samsung
fridge.
>> It doesn't say 67 on it. It says 78.
Oh, that didn't go that far.
>> Damn, that [ __ ] look he handy.
>> I'm a [ __ ] strong boy. Look at me.
Look at my muscles.
>> Where you going to put it?
>> Right there. That looks good. Damn,
girl. You ain't got no ass.
>> Wow. Thanks.
>> I'm sorry, but
you don't. What? Poster. Whoa. Whoa. Fix
itself. Whoa. Oh, cuz we're done.
>> That's everything. That's nice.
>> Okay.
>> Is it though?
>> Your character still acting like you're
holding something. You're all bent over
in the garage. I'll grab it and toss it
in the trunk.
>> Okay.
>> OH MY GOD.
>> OUR PASSPORTS and documents.
>> Already in the trunk.
>> You put it in.
>> You're [ __ ] mutant.
>> This morning.
>> Okay. I'll get the suitcase.
>> Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't pay attention to
anything he just said.
>> I mean, they're packing. It's not that
hard.
>> Is that the suitcase?
>> Suitcase would have been safer in the
trunk. Oh, trunk of the car.
>> Oh, do I have to drive the car and put
the trailer on?
>> Oh,
I put the suitcase in the trunk.
>> You're good to go.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> I hate to say it, but I feel like I
sound a little high maintenance.
Then I'm fine.
>> She's just worried.
>> Been off. Don't tell me it's nothing.
>> My god, you're driving.
>> Why? I'm [ __ ] epic. Look at this. I
lined it up perfectly.
>> Test.
>> No, I didn't.
>> I said I'm fine, Marcus.
>> Look, I already told you what I said.
How did I not came out wrong?
>> That's not how I meant it. I need you to
talk to
>> We good.
>> There's nothing to talk about right now.
>> Is it nice?
>> Because if it is, Listen, you don't have
to.
>> [ __ ] you. It's my job. It's my thing. If
you're not ready,
>> stop.
>> Couldn't have driven with the trailer
door wide open. Close that door.
>> Stop.
>> It's closed.
>> Then what is it?
>> The door of the trailer.
>> Can it just not be right now?
>> Oh, hold on.
>> Okay.
>> I'm sorry everyone at home. I'm not
paying attention to anything they're
saying because I'm too busy having fun.
>> Yeah, it's close now. I think having
them speak vocally is not a smart
decision cuz I just want to chat all the
time.
>> Your arms look so short when you're
sitting like that.
>> How dare you?
>> You just have fun at the steering wheel.
>> I don't know how to drive.
>> It's not moving.
>> You're checking all your egg. Is it on
the Is there a handbrake?
>> No, it moved earlier. Oh,
hey, baby. I got some music.
How do I What the [ __ ]
>> You moved it earlier.
>> Yeah. And I'm doing the same thing, but
now not working.
>> There we go.
>> Oh, there you go.
>> I just had to reset.
>> Just had to get out and in.
>> Where am I going? Left or right? Uh,
make a decision.
>> [ __ ] I'M DRAGGING THIS TRAILER
EVERYWHERE.
KILLED a family of five just now.
>> Three days later. Oh, that was a [ __ ]
drive.
>> Whoa.
This is impressive though.
>> What if I just crashed and killed us?
>> That would be a short game then.
>> 4 hours.
>> Whoa. You sounded so muffled. 4 hours
somewhere.
>> Stay on the 205 for two miles.
>> I have I have set.
>> Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
>> Is this the right way? I don't know.
There was a turn off.
>> No. No. It said stay on the 205. Should
be good. I wasn't looking where the 205
was.
>> Me neither. Is this good? Um, you've sat
nav. Are we dead?
>> No. No. We're good. Yeah. Stay on this
for another 1.5 miles.
>> Okay. We're going to be in this [ __ ]
car for 4 hours. We got to figure out
something to do.
>> See there? Left Warren 205. So, take the
left lane.
>> Text message from dad.
>> How do I Oh, I can do it.
>> For legal reasons, I did not indulge in
texting and driving.
>> Um,
maybe I got a text from Ellie. Last
night was Amaze Balls. Good luck with
the move. Let me know if you need any
help.
>> Amaze Balls. Whoever says Amaze Balls
can't be your friend. By the way, the
new has a decent kitchen apparently.
>> The guy
>> That's a decent kitchen. You cook,
right? You're a woman.
>> That's good.
>> Oh, take exit 5 in6.
>> More counter space.
>> Yeah, it looked nice.
>> I thought we could use the second
bedroom to make an office,
>> you know, like a real one.
>> We'll set up this I shouldn't have done
this.
>> I know it helps you when you're writing.
>> Go, go, go.
>> Okay. Yeah. Take take 12 to five.
>> Oh, balls. So,
>> oh Jesus.
>> Looking at PCs.
>> Oh my god. Go.
>> I've killed us something decent.
>> You were looking at PCs.
>> It's two lanes though.
>> Yeah. Nothing crazy.
>> Nothing crazy for both of us.
>> Maybe.
>> Okay, now stay on the five for 40 miles.
>> Why are you looking at PCs?
>> Oh, you know, just here and there.
>> This is so chaotic.
>> I know. I'm I feel so bad for anyone
watching. There's too much to take in.
Oh,
where the wind blows sweeping down a
plane.
>> Traffic's not too bad, honestly. The
road's not that busy.
>> This is why I couldn't drive in real
life because I would just be looking out
the window, get distracted, being like,
"What's that car over there?" Whoa.
What' you say?
>> Well, you're a good driver.
>> In real life,
>> you would be. Oh, interstate congested.
Heavy traffic ahead.
We can reroute.
>> We're going to reroute, baby.
>> Reroute my ass.
>> Take the exit to Cascade in 0.9 miles.
>> I'm over here driving. You're playing
[ __ ] Game Boy. Like, help.
>> Yeah, I am helping. 0.9 miles. Take the
exit.
>> Stop fighting.
>> Nice. Good job. Good job.
It's the exit's probably coming up now.
>> Says you're using your phone right now.
Oh, now you're not.
>> Cascade Highway. Yeah, that's it.
>> What if I just
>> Whoops.
>> Do you Do you think all the cars would
stop behind us? Yeah. Start honking.
>> Ooh, creepy exit. Let's go.
>> Is this where I'm going
>> now? We're playing a horror game.
>> Detour ahead. Yeah, I sure hope it does.
>> Now this road will just follow for 22
miles.
cows.
>> Oh, a cow crossing.
>> Yes.
>> Oh, I made it. I crashed everywhere and
killed us both, but we made it.
And I was thinking that tomorrow when I
get up and I'm going to like eat steak
for breakfast and it's going to be
delicious and then I'm going to put it
inside my ass. And
what was the first thing you heard?
I don't even know. It ended with inside
my ass.
>> Rock Mountain Trail. You want to get out
and just
>> We
can We
>> Oh, look. I'm dancing.
We ain't moving.
>> Was there Oh, yeah.
>> I wonder if it'll let us.
>> Mountain Trail. I think there's probably
gonna be
>> What?
>> What' you say?
>> Don't you think so?
>> I can't see you.
>> Did I think it's probably going to be
like there's a road block up ahead and
then it sends us back to this
>> invisible wall.
>> Oh, okay.
>> Oh, man.
>> It's dark out. Should I drive for a bit?
>> Are you allowed?
Uh, I know I'm a woman, but that was
kind of insensitive.
>> Are you sure you're able?
Ah, passenger princess. Yay.
Now I can talk to my dad.
>> Now,
>> my dad said, "Keep me updated, Marcus."
Wow, he loves me.
OH, DAD TAKES ME AGAIN. YOUR UNCLE still
owes me $40, by the way. Your
Sorry, pops. Interstate had a blockage,
so we're taking a detour through
Roseberg. let you know once we get back
to the main road.
>> Yes.
>> Sorry, Dad. We're going to die in
Roseberg.
>> Stay on Old Cascade Highway for 1.8
miles.
>> Oh, look at these creepy houses.
>> Where? Oh,
>> on the side of the road.
>> Texas Chainsaw.
>> What does that
>> said? Okay. What does that sign say?
>> Dad said, "Okay, thumbs up."
>> Okay, cool. Dad, thanks.
So, do you not have a dad? Is that why
you're texting my dad? Like,
>> what?
>> A [ __ ] Here we go again.
>> F to you. Okay.
>> Oh.
>> Do you think we'll be able to lift it
like furniture?
>> I'm okay.
>> All right.
>> No, we wouldn't be.
>> What do we do?
>> Oh, there's a house on the left.
>> We move it.
>> Both of us.
It's not that big. Between the two of
us, we can shift.
>> Oh my god. You're right. Okay.
>> My god. My god. You don't even
>> I'm strong.
>> You don't even need me. Where do I grab
it? The other end,
>> guys. Leave her. Fulcrum. What if we
both just lifted this end and turned?
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
Where are we moving it? Back up.
WE'RE SO FAR AWAY FROM EACH OTHER, YOU
CAN'T EVEN HEAR US.
>> That tree was so big, we couldn't hear
each other.
>> We're so [ __ ] strong. What the [ __ ]
>> Why do I hear the ocean over here? What
if I hid? She'll never find me.
I'm hiding. You're never going to find
me. Oh no. No. I'm scary.
>> What are you doing?
I'm being scary.
>> It says our trailer door IS OPEN.
>> SOMEONE GOT IN.
>> I can't see though. It's pitch black.
Oh, there it is. Yeah,
>> I'm scared.
>> Do we really not have a flashlight?
>> Nope. We are stupid.
>> So, I'm so blind.
>> I'm so deaf to horror.
>> Okay, so someone in the back. You can
honk my horn.
>> Oh, I can do more than that, baby. I'm
your boyfriend. I can honk whatever I
want. Squeeze squeezing your titties
right now.
>> Hong Kong, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk,
honk honk honk honk.
>> Ooh, a gas station.
>> Oh,
whiffy indie train.
>> This is really cool.
>> Yeah, this is so atmospheric.
>> This must have been so much work.
>> Crash. drive into
>> Oh, maybe next time.
>> We could have killed a family of four.
That would have been epic.
>> You know, I live my life a quarter mile
at a time.
Doesn't matter if you win by an inch or
a mile. Losing is losing. Um, turn right
on Roseberg Road in 0.1 mile.
>> Roseberg Road. So, here.
>> Okay.
Stay on Roseberg for 2.5 miles.
>> Thank you.
>> Hey, no problem.
>> How do I honk?
>> Uhoh.
>> Oh,
>> what's that? What is that?
>> Oh, check engine light
>> on the dash came on.
>> What?
>> Uh-huh.
>> Uh-oh.
Uh-oh. The car is struggling.
>> Oh, is our car? Yeah.
>> I can feel the car struggling on the
hill.
>> Oh, I thought that tree was going to
fall on us.
Oh,
>> [ __ ] off.
>> He's going to drive us off the road.
>> I wasn't the best at driving. I know. I
should have let Marcus drive. No, I can
drive.
>> Don't doubt yourself.
>> Me, dude.
>> What is this guy doing?
>> He's going to kill us.
>> God, I would hate this is a nightmare.
>> Go around, dumb nuts. Oh, there's a
motel.
>> Just go around, idiot.
>> We can make it to the motel.
Yeah. Honestly, if that happened to me,
I would just stop and then wait for them
to pass.
>> Yeah, I think most people would.
>> Holy.
>> Oh,
>> I can't.
>> I think we hit like a invisible thing.
>> Yeah.
>> Go between the cones.
>> Oh. Oh. Whoa.
>> Jesus.
>> Okay.
>> What was the deal?
>> What an [ __ ]
>> For real.
Like, relax, [ __ ] Damn.
>> Damn. Relax, [ __ ] Damn.
>> Okay. Um, the light. What do we do?
>> It could just be the hill. The engine
gets hot.
>> So, it'll go away.
>> Maybe once we're over the top and it
levels out.
>> Nope.
Wait.
Maybe it'll go away. Once we're over the
top and it levels out. Maybe
it didn't go away. Oh, no. She drove for
a few more minutes before we accepted
the car wasn't going to fix itself. I
found the only shop in the area on GPS.
Damn,
>> it's GPS.
>> So much faster reading than you are.
>> Okay.
>> Where the [ __ ] are we? This is bum [ __ ]
nowhere.
>> Oh, GPS.
>> Yeah.
>> No route selected. Cool.
>> Oh, cuz it said that you looked up uh
Oh, yeah. Using
that you would look up a repair station.
>> Ah, must be this place. Then pull in.
Pull in on the left.
>> Dad said your mother was asking where
are you two at now? The damn car
overheated. Not sure what we're going to
do. We found a service station. Going to
see about getting the car fixed.
>> Nothing could prepare us for what came
next is what my subtitles say.
>> You're going to have a baby.
>> Hello.
>> Yeah. Hello.
Don't trust locks in the light and
stuff. That's cool. Cool details.
>> Where? Oh. Oh,
>> yeah.
Oh.
>> Whoa.
>> What?
>> Yeah.
>> Hello.
>> Good. Right. It's cool.
>> Hello.
>> Hello. Anyone?
>> Hello?
>> That's what I said.
>> Employees only.
>> Oh,
>> no one.
>> Oh. Anybody here?
>> There's someone in the back there.
>> This is like wrong turn or [ __ ] house
of wax or something like that.
>> Be around here.
>> This place smells weird.
>> I don't need a path. I make my own.
>> Never mind.
>> I can't go up there.
>> Ah, [ __ ] Yeah, I made it.
>> Hello.
Where'd she go?
Evelyn,
where'd she go?
>> What?
>> I'm up here.
>> Whoa.
I see no god up HERE EXCEPT FOR ME.
>> OH, JESUS.
>> HOLY [ __ ]
>> They made me take out my phone and I
spelled was.
Howdy do.
>> Jesus Christ.
>> Expect him to tinker in the morning
though.
>> [ __ ] you, bro.
>> Man, we're good on the gas. Look, we
were driving and a red light came on the
car dash about 20 minutes back. We were
hoping someone here could take a look.
>> Temperature light,
>> maybe. I honestly couldn't tell you.
>> You folks ain't from around here, huh?
Yeah,
>> we were just passing through.
>> Why'd you ask?
>> Ah, no reason.
>> He's looking at you.
>> I can see a lot of of uh
well, nothing. Scratch creeks a lot.
>> Are you saying that cuz my character's
black?
>> Could have been headed.
>> Oh,
>> YOU A RACIST [ __ ] BOOK. I'll [ __ ]
>> All righty.
You a dick.
>> Okay, follow me.
>> Thank you so much. Cars in the front.
This way.
>> This way. I mean, he knows where cars
come to a shop.
>> Well, where's my manners? My name's
Harold.
>> Harold Sween. Call me Harry, though.
>> Only mama calls me Harold.
>> Marcus.
>> Mama.
>> This is my girlfriend, Tessa.
Hey, what's up? My name Marcus. This is
my girlfriend Tas.
>> Interesting match.
>> He is racist.
>> Brave of you. Really?
Don't see many girls within a
>> Wait, what the [ __ ] was this here
before?
>> Oh,
>> [ __ ] you, dude. What do you mean step
outside our circle?
>> I don't know where he went now. He just
got here. That's his truck right there.
>> Wait, who? What? What? By the way, just
so you know, didn't mean to scare you
back there. I was just doing some
scraping work.
>> You did scare me.
>> He scared me so hard it opened the phone
and I was I pressed W.
>> So, tell me how two people
different as you get together.
>> Dude, I don't like this.
>> What's that supposed to mean?
I mean I I was just curious is all I
think it's
>> and ask us how we met like a normal
person.
>> Yeah. What do you mean people like you?
>> I don't like you, bro. I'll shut this
[ __ ] hood on your head.
>> Think I found the problem.
But just a second.
>> Think I found the problem as well. It's
racism.
>> Do you think he heard me?
That's what I figured.
>> What? What is it?
>> Harry, tell us.
>> I can help you out.
>> Can you find it?
>> That's my man.
>> So, what?
>> Whoa. You're high.
>> Looks like a coolant leak.
>> You can see it puddling up under the
car. I can see it dripping from the
radiator hose.
>> The clamp may
>> Where the hose at?
>> But could be the hose itself.
>> Either of you notice anything before it
died on you?
Yeah, it started struggling on the hill.
The temperature needle shot up out of
nowhere.
>> Yep, that lines up.
>> All righty. I'll get you back on the
roof.
>> Harry,
>> who the [ __ ] are you on up here?
>> Yes.
>> I really wish we had flashlights.
>> Y'all stay right here.
>> Why'd you say it that way? Creepy.
Evelyn, they're going to kill us. Hey,
>> I want to make sure the thing was still
closed.
>> We're going to [ __ ] die here.
Who's texting?
>> Oh, Dad texted me.
>> You two left the garage door open. Oh,
>> no, we didn't.
>> Did we?
>> Oh, yeah. We
>> Oh, we did. We just drove off. Our car
broke down, but we're okay. Mechanic's
looking at it right now.
>> Where'd they go?
>> Oh, Ellie texted me as well.
>> Oh, no.
>> Hello.
>> They probably went into the back, right?
>> Oh, there he is.
>> Yeah. Howdy.
What y'all doing?
I don't like their footsteps.
>> Dad wants to come down.
>> They're freaking me out.
>> Oops.
>> Yeah. So, um, I took another look
>> and
>> we can't fix the car.
>> Dude has a little band-aid on his head.
What? You said you could fix it?
>> Yeah, the engine's in worse shape than I
thought.
>> It looks like the head gasket is about
to go out.
>> Whole thing's kind of messed up.
>> Sure, buddy.
>> Damn, man. What are we going to do in
the middle of nowhere?
>> It'll be all right, folks. Buck is going
to call his old pal, Bill. He used to be
a mechanic here,
>> but retired a few years back.
>> Fella still does some work at his house.
his house. You got a tow truck or
something? Take it any further.
>> We should We should talk down here.
>> Man's told you we can't help. Ariel will
do a little patch job.
>> A little patch job.
>> That'll get you as far as Bill's house.
But if you try to get back on the
highway,
>> you're looking at a catastrophic engine
now.
>> Gotcha, boss.
>> I don't think that's boss related.
>> I think that's dad.
>> Yeah, I was going to say dad and son.
>> It does hear your daddy. It says manager
on his shirt, but I think it should say
father.
>> It's the cat food again. Minmo.
A missing turtle named Squirtle.
>> No.
>> Oh, if you zoom in with right click, you
see more.
>> Oh, you put your hand above your eyes.
>> Yeah.
>> Wait, stand stand next to this guy. I
need a thumbnail.
>> Y'all need some?
>> Okay.
>> Or what about this?
>> Got to hit the bathroom before bathrooms
for customers. You ain't customers.
>> Customers. We ain't the customers. I buy
I buy something.
>> Aren't you fixing our car? Is it doesn't
to make us a
>> customer
head down the road to your first ride.
[ __ ]
>> Can't miss Bill. Now you all best get in
the car and go. We're all done here.
Looks like.
>> Okay. Okay.
>> Goodbye.
>> Thanks.
>> I'll drive.
See you. See you later. What' you guys
think of this?
>> We're out of here.
>> How do you honk?
>> There you go. You're doing it
>> just like that.
>> Oh, you lean over to do it. Whoa.
>> Oh, yeah.
[ __ ] game rules.
>> Okay. See you later.
Natty B. Natty Bit.
>> I thought that was also a Fierce Father.
>> Father. Yeah, the lookout one, I think.
You got savv.
>> Um,
no route selected cuz I think he said
something about like
>> go take a left blah blah and then it'll
take you somewhere. Bill's house.
>> Did I take the wrong road?
>> That's fine. I think it'll auto correct
probably.
>> Dad text me, but for legal reasons I
didn't text and drive.
>> Yeah, dad's asking where we are.
>> That's it. That's your dad, not my dad.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Like,
is it Are we texting the same dad?
>> No.
>> Dad, they're freaky. Send. No, I can't
send it.
>> God, the card is not going to fix it
all, did it?
>> No.
Piece of [ __ ]
>> You think the other guy has plans for
us?
>> There he goes.
>> Oh,
>> car couldn't take the clam anymore. or I
had to reverse back to Bills. Oh, I knew
it.
>> Oh, so we so we passed bills probably.
>> I was wondering if it was that red light
area.
What? [ __ ] you. Go around, dick.
>> Where?
>> Oh my god, it
does. The characters not work anymore.
>> Is [ __ ]
>> My god. I'm like, is it
>> where
>> is it?
>> Oh, there it goes.
>> There's a light a red light here on the
left. I was like, should I go down that
way?
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> Oh, [ __ ]
Jesus.
>> Watch out.
420 blaze.
Oh, sad music.
Dad texted. Kiddo, don't leave me
hanging. We found a mechanic shop. Get
it looked at, but they sent us to some
different mechanic. We're driving to him
right now.
>> Your dad should be texting you
like he should be protecting you and
telling you that you're a dumbass for
doing this.
>> Hey, what's up? Are you Bill?
I got a car that needs affixions.
Dad says, "Let me know what the mechanic
says. Don't interact with people you
don't have to."
>> Hello.
>> The music's all creepy.
>> The music is very um insidious.
>> Yeah.
Tried to opening the door, but it was
locked. Oh.
>> Isn't it literally insidious?
>> It sounds like insidious music. Yeah.
Hello.
>> Hello.
>> Are you still hearing the other music as
well?
>> Yeah, I have like creepy violins and sad
violins.
>> Yeah.
Oh, there's a Confederate flag outside.
This is not good.
Oh, the music stopped now, though.
Can we some windows?
>> I ain't interested. I hear another word
of your nonsense.
>> They're coming.
>> Oh, hello.
>> The morning star sees the lies you
spread and his wrath will find you in
the end. and I will be the instrument of
his wrath myself if you don't get off my
porch.
>> Ma'am, we're not Jehovah's Witnesses or
anything.
>> Ma'am. Ma'am, I think you got the wrong
idea.
>> You're not from the New Temple.
>> New temple?
>> No.
>> The guy from the gas station sent us
here to talk to one of his friends.
>> Whale then? What then?
>> We won't build.
>> Look, we were just passing through. Our
car's got a problem.
We were looking for a guy named Bill.
>> He's eating human flesh in the other
room.
>> Someone's needing you at the door.
>> At the door,
>> can we get in? No.
>> Oh, I can push her slightly. What's up,
Margaret? [ __ ] you,
>> Billy. Boy,
>> heard you the first time, Charlotte. I'm
coming. Charlotte.
>> The the newspaper article says a new son
is
>> Buck warned me about.
>> Hi.
>> Yeah, he called. Sent some folks were
stranded and heading my way.
>> Hey, what's up? Hey, Bill. Can you fix
my car, please?
>> I'm guessing that' be you.
>> Yes,
>> Buck sent us your way. The man at the
station told us it was probably a
coolant leak right here and backed out
and wouldn't fix it.
>> You know, I'm going to up the brightness
a little bit.
>> Please take a look, sir.
>> Smart.
this a little better.
>> No, he's right clicking.
>> Do I have screen tearing? Oh, [ __ ]
>> The damn thing ain't made to haul a
trailer. Engine's hot as hell.
>> If you're hot as hell coolant leak,
>> if you ain't, it's a blown head gasket
and your oil's turning into soup.
>> Either way, nothing we can fix tonight.
>> What? We don't have to stay at your
house, do we? At least take a look
first sir.
>> I've been fixing engines longer than
y'all been alive. I know what I'm
looking at.
>> Damn.
>> I can take a look in the morning.
>> Sir, we don't have anywhere to go. What
do we do tonight?
>> I ain't running a motel here.
>> I would sleep in the car.
>> You're welcome to sleep in your car out
here.
>> Yeah, I wouldn't trust to be in your
house.
>> They ain't sleeping in no car.
>> I would feel safer sleeping in my car
than with you guys. wouldn't have sent
you here if we weren't meant to take
care of you.
>> And that is all I need to hear. I will
be in the car.
>> You ought to be.
>> Right when you ought to be. Miss Julia's
got rooms open at her bed and breakfast.
She'll take you in.
>> Who? What?
>> Where is her place? Actually, I'm not
sure if this car should even move
anymore. Your friend Buck told us it'd
be a catastrophic engine failure. Now,
>> you won't be needing your car to get
there. Take this little trail behind the
house.
It winds up the hill and leads straight
to her parsonage. We'll let her know of
your arrival.
>> She'll be waiting with a warm room.
>> She'd be waiting with a warm room and a
[ __ ] pitchfork in her hand.
>> You hear me? Don't step off it. Not even
once. You won't like what happens if you
do.
>> Oh, Bill, stop scaring them.
You'll be fine if you just follow the
path. Miss Julius let folks walk it
plenty of times.
>> Do you guys have flashlights? I need a
flashlight.
>> Great shot. You'll know it when you
reach there.
>> Why don't you lend Miss Julia's guest a
flashlight for
>> Isn't that like the bad racist flag or
like
>> that's what I said? Confederate flag.
>> Ah, hold on.
>> If you see the Confederate flag, this is
a bad time.
What's up, Charlotte?
You good, Charlotte?
Your face looks like it's made out of a
leather chair.
>> She's not shy contact.
>> Ah, yes. Do we both got one
>> here? Battery's good. Don't drop it.
>> All right, that's enough. Trail's back
there. Goes right up the hill. Don't
waste time. You're like holding it up by
your [ __ ] head all awkward.
>> Come on now, Charlotte. Missing our
program, you folks.
>> We're missing our stories.
>> Do you want the flashlight? I could
probably drop it.
>> No, you go here.
>> Wait, you should at least
>> I do want to see you hold it.
>> Where'd you put it?
>> Oh, I threw it there. I can't. I'm
stuck. Oh, I'm on a branch.
>> Oh, that's not too awkward.
>> Am I holding it up like next to my head?
Kind of.
>> Shoulder height? Yeah. No shoulder
height.
>> Okay, let's go.
>> Yay, let's do it.
>> Follow the trail. Follow the trail to
our death.
This is some Resident Evil 7 [ __ ]
>> We're not going up there.
>> What else are we,
>> Marcus? Look at this place. Look at all
of this.
>> It's just a trail that leads to a bed
and breakfast. Do you think it's like
we've never heard of it?
>> Oh, this would be a movie of spoiler,
but like get out where I'm actually
orchestrating the whole thing.
>> Sleep in the car.
>> That would be kind of cool.
>> Maybe. Yeah, maybe that's better.
>> Listen,
>> cuz I was planning something with my
dad.
>> That lady. I don't know, Bill. I don't
know that hairy suitcase.
>> These people and neither do you.
>> These people are [ __ ] weird.
>> Don't you see it, Marcus?
>> Oh, she running.
>> Small town, boo. People are different.
Small town, boo.
>> You're seriously fine with this? Two
strangers we just met pointing us down a
dark trail, and you're just you're
you're fine with that.
>> I'm not fine with it. I just don't see
another option right now.
>> You're too trusting.
>> There's always another option.
>> You just never want to look for one.
>> Damn. Ice cold.
>> What is that supposed to mean? It means
you just decide and expect everyone to
follow. That's what you do.
>> Damn.
>> Everyone.
Hold on. Is this about last night again?
You've been carrying this all day.
>> Like a suitcase.
>> What did we do last night?
>> I told Jake and everyone at the table
about the new place, the job, the
apartment, your studio.
>> Hey, it's that dog.
>> I I got this job. I found this place.
I'm moving to Washington.
>> Tessa,
>> you talked about it like I wasn't even
there. Like this was something you were
doing and I just happen to be coming
along.
>> That's so I mean God.
>> Yeah.
>> I don't know. I don't want to feel like
I'm along for the ride. That's all I'm
asking.
>> I didn't even realize that it was such a
big deal. I thought everyone was
laughing and so were you.
>> Nope. On paper, things look pretty bleak
for us.
>> Pretty bleak for us.
>> You're not along for the ride. And
>> stop making decisions like I am.
>> I hear you. Okay. Hey, it's that dog.
But
>> right now, right now, we need to make a
decision together. So, I'm asking you,
not telling you what do you want to do.
>> She already told you, didn't she? She
doesn't want to go here.
>> Yeah.
>> Get the suitcase. Oh.
>> Oh, we're like way ahead of you, game.
Okay. Well, awkward.
>> Yeah. Like you guys are H.
>> You sure you want to make a big move
like this?
>> Yeah.
>> But that's like the stuff you get mad
about.
>> Scratch Creek.
>> I'm sorry about last night. I didn't
think about how that sounded.
>> We were just talking about it.
Your your arm is like stabilizing really
weirdly.
>> It's like a chicken head.
>> Yeah.
>> Oh, do you think we'll hear a loon?
>> Oh, I hope so.
>> Oh, what was that?
>> Oh, that a freaking bear.
Could fight a bear.
>> Something weird.
>> I'll fight a bear. I'll [ __ ] him up.
>> Throw my
>> Okay, it's a deer and I'm scared.
>> Maybe I won't fight a bear. Throw my
suitcase at it.
>> Throw the suitcase and run.
>> There's a bed and breakfast up here. I'm
sorry. You should have listened to your
girlfriend. This is [ __ ] stupid.
>> Yeah, especially I don't know. They seem
racist from the get-go. I wouldn't trust
it.
>> Oh, there we go.
>> Yeah, this ain't looking good. This is
looking pretty bad for us.
9:58 p.m.
Now
>> 10 p.m.
>> Now is no time.
>> Your character sounds an awful lot like
a toilet flushing.
>> Okay, let's go.
>> Yeah, hold on.
>> Oh,
>> the way you're holding the suitcase.
>> What if I do this?
>> Honestly, it'll protect you.
>> Heavy.
My friend's making me carry this
suitcase.
>> Look, this flashlight's really
difficult. The old house in the other
side of the road.
>> That was cool.
>> Oh.
>> OH, WATCH OUT.
>> OH, IS that for you? Look bigger than we
expected. The truck or the house?
>> Stay with us.
Oh [ __ ]
Oh [ __ ]
Oh no. I'm coming. I'M COMING BACK.
I'M ON MY WAY.
EMILY,
I got taken away.
Help.
Oh god. But I can't go back.
Oh, [ __ ] Um.
Hi.
Can you hear me?
>> Down the road. No, I couldn't.
>> Uh,
I got stuck to the car and it dragged me
off and now there's an invisible wall
and I can't get back.
>> Oh [ __ ] Okay, we could probably
um h maybe try throwing the flashlight.
>> Wait, if another car comes this way, I
might be able to trick it.
Oh, this [ __ ] sucks.
>> Maybe throw the flashlight
and then maybe like crouch and or is
this Oh, yeah. I'm on the other side of
the invisible wall. Oh, I see. No,
you're not going to get through that.
>> Oh, I broke it.
Oh, this is what I get from messing
around.
>> Yeah, you probably can't jump it, can
you?
>> If I disconnect and just reconnect, will
I be able to? I'll try.
>> Yeah, try that. Try that first.
>> Um,
it kicked us out.
>> Miss Julius, I guess it'll just start us
there.
Yeah, it should be okay.
>> My bad.
>> No, it's okay. That's probably funny.
>> It was funny until it broke.
Okay,
>> cool.
>> There we go.
>> Okay. No, I just had a checkpoint, so
that's fine.
>> Whoopsy daisies.
>> Didn't really miss anything.
>> It's cuz I got stuck at the car and then
when I jumped I tried to jump on top of
it to be like, "Oh, look at me. Funny."
And then it just took off with me.
>> Yeah. I was standing here like, "Where'd
he go?"
>> Yeah. And I was screaming the whole
time.
>> Yeah. I couldn't hear you.
>> You should hire me to bug test your
games.
>> Oh, cool house.
>> Yeah, it's very cool. I like it.
>> Do you think there's a bug lady named
Margarite in there?
>> After a long hike, I really had to pee.
>> Bed and breakfast.
>> Move, Max, Texas.
>> Julius,
what?
>> We have to be there by 10:00 a.m.
tomorrow. That's when you have to put
back the trailer.
>> Hey,
>> such a sweet woman, isn't she?
>> Yeah.
>> You poor things.
>> Car giving you trouble on a night like
this.
>> I hate her.
>> Come in. Come in. You must be exhausted.
Mercy now. Ah, nice living room. You
look like you haven't eaten.
>> Eating anything you make.
>> Thank you.
>> I'm Miss Julia, by the way. I don't
think Charlotte mentioned. So, quick
check. What's your opinion on black
people?
>> Yes.
>> Tessa, what a lovely name. You're going
to feel right at home here, my dear.
>> Uh, this is beautiful. You must be a
busy land lady. Oh, bless your heart.
>> Why she keeps running away? Isn't she?
Old homes like this.
>> I think she's stuck behind. You should
probably give her more space.
>> Please, I'm an inkeeper. Dear land lady
is just so crude.
>> Okay.
>> This used to be a parsonage for the
pastor and his family who preached at
the old scratch temple behind the house.
After they congregation decided to turn
it into a bed and breakfast to help the
church coffers chosen
a roof over my head and helps the old
temple at the same time.
>> You'll hear most of the locals talk
about the temple, but mind you, there
are two here in our little town. Some of
the younger folks split away and started
new scratch temple up the hill. But we
don't worship the same as the youngans.
Okay.
>> They call it progress, but I call it
>> You want to go up to the better ways?
>> Oh, invisible wall here.
>> Um, so what's the difference between old
scratch temple and the new church?
>> They worship to say
>> the youngans are awfully impressionable
and I think gossip and cruel tongues got
into their minds. They let non-believers
twist their minds away the true path. I
don't know if she's broken or not.
>> Younger folks started treating us.
>> I think she's like
>> like wherever I look, she walks into my
view.
>> Some of our more traditional beliefs
thought they could start a better
church.
>> Do you run this place by yourself?
>> Oh, heavens no.
>> COULD YOU
ALL ALONE? I've got a few hired hands.
Folks from the church also check in.
>> How much do we owe you for the room?
Depends on how long you'll be staying at
the suitcase.
>> Your bill said he can fix this
>> for the night. It's 95. Breakfast
included, of course. But don't you worry
about that now, sweetheart.
>> $95 for bread and breakfast in the
middle of [ __ ] nowhere.
>> Sorry. Could we get to our room, please?
>> We're both really tired.
>> Oh, of course you are.
>> I'm really scared.
>> Must have been a long night. I forget
myself sometimes, but I do love to chat.
>> There better be a lock on that door.
>> Okay, now have a seat, sweetheart. Make
yourself comfortable. I'll go check on
your room and be right back.
>> Okay. Okay.
>> Um, excuse me. Is there a restroom I
could use?
>> Yeah, it's in the back by the kitchen.
>> I appreciate it.
>> I'm going to piss. If I'm not back in 5
minutes, just wait longer.
>> Good luck.
In the back by the kitchen. Oh, I hate
this place. Oh, hell no.
>> Wait, wait. I want to see. Oh, I
>> Oh, you're you're not allowed cuz you
don't have to piss. Pissers only.
>> Damn.
>> There's a statue of Mary and there's a
statue of a lady over there and I don't
like it.
>> Oh, I want to see.
>> Hey, what's up, Mary?
Oh, now I'm playing my own game. Miss
Julia told me the restroom was in the
back. The [ __ ] is this? She's doing the
like the Jesus pose.
That's how Jesus be posing in pictures.
He was like, "What's up? I have
suffered."
Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. This is creepy.
Oh yeah.
Woo!
>> Oh, I needed that. Holy [ __ ] I was
about to bust.
>> What?
Hi.
It's like someone had taken their
batteries out. What?
What? Who the [ __ ] were they?
Where's he going?
>> I took a piss. THERE WAS TWO GUYS BACK
THERE.
>> OH,
>> there was a dude who just ran off.
>> Yeah, black guy.
>> He was back there.
>> No, no, this dude came from upstairs.
There was a dude who was like,
>> "Tell that [ __ ] upstairs. She's crazy.
Whatever you guys are doing here, I'm
out." And then he just ran off.
>> Oh.
So, should we leave?
>> Uh, yeah. Okay, get your suitcase.
>> I've got the flashlight. Let's go.
>> Hey, Ken.
>> Hi, Julia. It seems that you are running
a bed and breakfast and racism.
>> Okay,
>> I think the room's ready.
>> Sorry to keep you waiting, my dear. Your
room's all ready now, and I think you're
going to love it. I went ahead and put
you in our majestic suite.
But before I take you up, I'd love to
show you the parsonage. The grand tour,
if you will.
>> I don't want your [ __ ] tour.
>> Respect for this majestic. I can see
this.
>> Actually,
>> okay.
>> This person's study. Everything here
belonged to someone who worked or prayed
under our roof. These books collected
over generations. Most of them are out
of print.
She hidden the Jesus pose.
>> We got history older than anything, my
dears. Feel free to browse the shelves
if you'd like a good read. H
>> I don't think they'll have the types of
books that you like to read.
>> No.
>> What kind of horror you got?
>> You got any bathroom?
>> Yeah, I wasted in there.
>> Oh,
>> this place is played a little pipes.
Best not to drink from the taps. The
water cooler safe.
>> I can get it to sit in her head. Watch.
>> Well then, pardon me. It's time to get
you two settled.
>> This way. She moved.
>> [ __ ] that would have been so sick.
>> Oh, and this one stays closed.
>> It's staff only down there.
>> Locked from the inside.
>> There's some dead people down there for
sure.
Maybe it's like uh like one of those
they keep people hostage there chained
up.
>> We're going to wake up in there. We're
going to go to bed and we're going to
wake up in there.
>> What if What if the food they serve is
human meat?
>> Yep.
>> Warm meals.
>> Yep.
That's what I said at the other place. I
was like, "Bill's in the other room
eating human flesh."
>> Some butt stew.
Oh, careful now.
Oh, who's this? Why are you in here?
This is our majestic suite. I hope it's
to your liking. The heat
>> the [ __ ] is the eye on the wall?
>> Comfortable temperature.
>> Feel a chill tonight. The staff put in
extra effort this evening to prepare for
your arrival. So, I hope everything
meets your expectation.
>> Explain yourself.
>> Oh, big bathroom.
>> Oh, and if you need anything at all,
press zero on the telephone. So, we ask
Borders to reserve late night calls for
emergencies only.
>> Does look really nice.
>> Sure. We'll call if we need anything.
>> Well, then, my dears, I'll leave you two
to it. Make yourselves at home.
>> Thank you.
>> Oh,
>> ew.
>> Hivirus.
>> Get out of here.
>> Oh, and let's behave ourselves tonight.
All right.
>> I'm going to [ __ ] my girlfriend louder
than the [ __ ] horns and Gondor,
[ __ ] for each of you. Folks at Old
Scratch Temple like to make sure people
keep themselves pure.
>> Ew.
>> I'm sure you understand.
>> I do.
>> Of course. What's all the rules?
>> Oh, sorry. Do you mind if we get the
room?
>> Oh, sweetie.
I'm afraid a house this old doesn't
have.
>> [ __ ] you.
>> Just so you know, the door locks itself.
But if we both get locked out, we'd need
to come by with the skeleton key. We do
charge $20 for the trip. Happens more
than think.
>> So figure in the charge.
>> Extortion. Racism and extortion.
>> The skeleton key then.
>> My word. I can't give you the skeleton
key. It unlocks every door in the house.
>> Check out.
>> I don't like this.
>> Not that you two would go snooping, but
you can never be too careful.
>> Oh, I would so snoop. I mean, it's fine.
Yeah, we're just crashing for a few
hours.
>> That reminds me, before you two turn in,
would one of you be so kind to step
downstairs and sign the guest book?
Everyone has to. It's a tradition, you
know. You kids don't seem like the kind
who would break a fine old tradition.
>> Oh,
>> L to lock, L to unlock. Oh,
>> we can look.
>> I can hide under the bed. Wait, wait,
wait. Look at this.
>> Hide.
>> Am I gone?
>> Yeah. Where'd she go?
>> From under the bed.
>> I know. You're completely gone.
>> Oh, but you can hear me, right?
>> Yep. Oh,
>> now you can. Are you under the bed?
>> Yeah.
>> Oh, yeah. I can see you.
>> You're laying flat.
>> Yeah.
>> Oh, we're going to have to hide for
sure.
>> And be quiet. Oh, no. The biggest
challenge.
>> Okay, I'll go. Oh,
>> we peek out the window, too.
>> I had to go sign the book.
>> Oh, it's a graveyard out back.
>> Oh, [ __ ]
>> I think I need a bath. I feel disgusting
after.
>> I need to sleep.
>> Yeah.
>> Where did I drop the flashlight?
>> I'll go after you.
>> It's over to the other side of the bed.
>> Oh,
>> I dropped it. What the Here.
>> Look at the Wait, where is it?
>> By the door.
>> Look out the window. Crouch by the
window.
>> Oh, [ __ ]
Right.
>> In a church and a graveyard.
>> I can't shoot past the the the
roof.
>> Hey, we going to [ __ ] die here.
>> We going to [ __ ] [ __ ]
>> You need a bath. Get your titties out.
Get the titties out. Let the rubber
ducky watch.
>> Ran the hot water for a bath. ran a hot
lucky
>> body for a bath.
>> Fell asleep, son. Sorry. Did you two get
the car running? No dice on the car
fixed tonight. Bill's wife set us up at
the bed and breakfast. We just got here.
>> I wanted to sit on the toilet, but it
says I can't do it with him in there.
Like, yeah, you can
>> with me.
>> Okay.
>> Mark's getting things taken care of. We
>> Are you pissing?
>> WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE? WHAT COLOR IS
IT?
>> OH, I am on the bathroom, though. Oh my
god. Oh,
>> YOU GOT YOUR TITTIES OUT.
>> I WANT TO SEE.
>> I can hear it.
>> Done.
>> Oh,
>> I didn't flush though.
>> I washed my hands.
>> What? You're doing like a pose that I
would do in real life.
>> Wait, do it.
>> Just like full arms out.
>> Yeah, like you're praising the water.
>> Hey, out.
>> What?
>> Oh my god, you're a couple.
>> I'm pretty sure this breaks like half of
her rules already.
>> I [ __ ] break rules for you.
>> My girl's sinfree.
What?
>> Can't say the same about me, THOUGH.
>> OH, BAD BOY.
>> All right, I'm leaving. Hey, if I'm
dead, just remember what I look like
naked.
>> I will.
>> Are you nude?
>> I'm bathing.
>> She was in there. It says,
"What the [ __ ] am I supposed to do?"
Oh, a light went on on the tower in the
distance.
>> Oh, outside.
>> Yeah, like there's a church in the
background.
>> Oh, I see. Oh, it's a red light. WE'RE
SO [ __ ] DEAD.
>> I can text you.
>> Boo. No towels in here. Can you call
Miss Julia? Ask if says Oh, [ __ ] Miss
Julia,
>> am I naked right now?
I can't. She needed towels. Oh, I have
to call on the phone.
>> Zero. Yeah.
>> Hey, Julia. She [ __ ] naked and she
ain't got no towels.
>> Hi. Um, sorry to bother you, ma'am. My
uh girlfriend's in the bathroom and
there doesn't seem to be any towels in
there. So,
>> I see.
Bobby must have forgotten again.
That boy.
>> I was wondering if someone could bring
some up.
>> Oh,
the staff's called it a night, I'm
afraid.
>> They've had a long night already, my
dear. I'd hate to wake them for anything
short of an emergency.
>> Right. I understand. But
>> and a missing towel wouldn't qualify,
I'm afraid.
>> But what do I do?
>> I'm insisting.
>> I understand, but my girlfriend's
already in the bath. If it's something
you need right now, you'll have to help
yourself.
>> Uh-oh.
>> All the laundry for the parsonage and
church is kept in the basement of the
temple just out back.
>> The church.
>> Why the [ __ ] WOULD YOU HAVE TOWELS
THERE?
>> IF you head out through the back door to
the church and go down to the basement,
you'll find clean towels folded on the
rack. That's where all the laundry is
done.
>> Sorry, babe. You're uh you're just going
to have to be wet tonight.
>> If you'll excuse me, it's getting late.
I mean, there is a little hand towel
here. I'll just use that.
>> Dad was always such a drag.
>> She needed towels. Well, I don't have a
[ __ ] death wish. She's not even IN
THE [ __ ] BATH ANYMORE.
>> WHO?
>> OH, I'm standing in.
>> Yeah.
>> I got to go downstairs to grab towels.
I'll be right back.
>> Right now?
>> Yep. Right.
>> She said everyone's asleep. It's the
only option. Just
don't worry about it. I'll air dry.
>> It's fine. I got it. Just give me 2
minutes.
>> Please be safe.
>> Oh,
wait here then.
>> Also, when you came close to the door, I
could see your arm and you're wearing
clothes.
>> Oh,
>> okay. Well, I got to go. That means
you're not going to hear me for a while
and you're just going to be bored in
there.
>> Yeah, go on. Get
>> Oh, you might see me out the window.
Okay. See you later. Bye. I'll go get
out now.
>> Okay, I'll look out THE WINDOW.
>> AH, IT'S SCARY OUT HERE. AH,
>> I hear someone like creeping around the
apartment.
>> Oh, now I'm locked out.
>> So, I said not to drive out today. All
right, get some rest. We'll do. Okay.
Oh, [ __ ] Oh, I'm so [ __ ] dead.
She could have air dried. Why did I
decide to do this? This is stupid.
Go back into the [ __ ] church.
Thor's locked from inside.
I'm inside.
Go out this way. Oh god, this [ __ ]
house is creepy.
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.
Can you see me?
Evelyn, can you hear me? Oh, my
microphone doesn't work anymore cuz
we're not in that. Oh, [ __ ]
This is so stupid.
Why the [ __ ] would I do this?
Listen to the music, Marcus. LOOK AT THE
LIGHT. IT'S RED. IT'S A CHURCH. THEY'RE
RACIST. YOU'RE GOING TO [ __ ] DIE for
towels.
I guess people have died for less.
Oh, my girlfriend's back there and she's
naked.
Could have been having so much fun. I
should have brought the flashlight with
me. [ __ ]
Oh, I can't see anything. Oh, for the
love of God. Oh, for the love of God.
Oh, I literally can't see anything. This
is stupid.
Oh, this is stupid.
I've always had a fear of basement since
I WAS A KID. YOU'RE AFRAID OF BASEMENTS
AND YOU'RE GOING INTO ONE TO GET TOWELS.
For [ __ ] sake.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh. Uh uh. Take the jackhammer.
What? What? Who?
Oh [ __ ]
No. THAT'S HOW THEY ALWAYS GET YOU WITH
THE TOWELS. THAT'S HOW THEY KILL YOU.
OKAY. See more paranormal.
What do I do? Jackhammer the door open.
Okay, I can't go any further. Invisible
wall. Do I have to flashlight the door
open?
The towels. The towels will open the
door.
I'm locked in the basement. What the
[ __ ] What the [ __ ] Can you ask for
help? No network. Oh, balls.
Can you read this, bro?
What's the cow?
What? Oh, I can play Cookie Clicker.
WOW.
That's cool. I guess.
Okay. Can I not auto click anymore?
Does it autoclick? Oh, yeah, it does.
Oh, hell yeah. Mr. Clicker times one.
What is that one? I'm sorry, Tessa. Your
towels are going to have to wait. I'm
busy clicking cows.
[ __ ] yes. Rules.
Oh, why are clicker games so satisfying?
Okay, I'm up to a thousand. I got to get
all the auto clickers I can.
Oh, that's so satisfying. Oh, that's so
satisfying.
Okay.
Okay, that'll just keep clicking on its
own. Okay, I need to figure out to get
out.
Oh, Tessa messaged me. I hear knocking.
Creepy white guy at my door. We can
manually text. Should I open the door?
No.
send you a manual text to the other
survivor.
Top of the morning to you ladies. My
name is Jack Sept the Guy and welcome
back to Happy Wheels.
Oh, [ __ ] yeah. That rules.
Wait.
Uh, text Tessa.
There's a cow clicker game on my phone.
Might be not on hers.
Is it on yours?
Oh.
What?
Why wasn't that messaging?
Okay,
maybe she'll save me.
She'll figure out a way to save me.
That's actually kind of cool.
Okay,
check. All right, now I can go in here.
Oh,
[ __ ]
[ __ ]
Can I text her when I go back up here?
Oh [ __ ] I'm so [ __ ] dead.
Yeah.
Oh [ __ ]
Well, she's getting killed by some
[ __ ] white dude up there.
Oh, this is stupid. And I'm going to run
into like Lisa Trevor down here.
Bro, when I was in LA, I was staying at
an Airbnb that had a door that opened
into like the side of the ground. So, it
was like the ground and then the house
built on it. And the creepy door looked
exactly like this underneath it. And
that was right next to where the bedroom
was. And I went to see Obsession on my
own one night when I came out. And then
I came home and I was like, I can't
sleep in this bed. I had to go sleep
somewhere else because it was scaring
the [ __ ] out of me. Hello.
Oh, hell no.
THIS IS STUPID. MARCUS, YOU'RE STUPID.
OH, my [ __ ] air conditioner is making
noise behind me and it's scaring me.
Marcus was never seen from again. His
body was found in the mines, but at
least he had towels on him.
Maybe I can kill someone with a towel.
Wait, does this open up back up into the
house?
Maybe that's the secret door.
What the?
>> Anybody there?
Oh, [ __ ] no.
Oh, [ __ ] no.
Yes. Consaw
can cut concrete with that.
Evelyn, do I still have no network?
Oh.
Oh,
I'm back. YES.
[ __ ]
What
>> the hell were you doing down there? I
>> [ __ ]
>> doing down there. Maybe fix your doors
before blaming me. I was stuck getting
the towels. Had to make my way out.
Okay.
>> Tessa. Tessa.
Tessa. Evelyn.
Who's knocking?
Mcroom says not not to tell Tessa
everything. What?
She would want us to get out of here
immediately. We should. Evelyn,
>> WHAT DOES THAT SOUND?
>> EVELYN.
>> OH. OH MY GOD.
>> I'M BACK. THE CREEPY GUY IS LEAVING.
>> OH, GOOD.
>> Let me in.
Lucky. Man, I I went into a creepy
basement and went really deep and there
was a bunch of it there was a mine down
there and then there was a bunch of
coffins and then I came back up to the
secret door that said staff only at the
other side of the house.
>> Oh, cool. I literally didn't do
anything. I was just waiting.
>> Anyway, you want your towels? Are you
dry?
>> I guess I'm dry now.
>> What the [ __ ] Scary.
Figured a bath might help take the edge
off. Am I taking a bath now? Oh, we have
two flashlights now.
>> Oh, you're sitting in the cook chair. Do
you want to see You want to see your
wife get [ __ ] in front of you?
>> Wait, you
>> get too far.
>> Were you just hiding under the bed?
>> Um, for a little while. Yeah. And I was
under the bed playing the cow game.
>> Wait, what's my cows up to? 421.
>> But I was
>> 19.
>> I was I was clicking away. I have so
many upgrades. under thing.
>> Yeah, every click for me now is like 50.
>> Yeah. Why?
>> You texted me.
>> Oh, yeah. Um, the signal down there is
terrible.
>> Yeah,
>> I thought the door was jammed for a
second. It opened with a little bit of
effort. I mean, you do see these biceps.
>> So, where
>> did you find towels?
>> Yeah, let me put them in the bathroom.
Also, on my way back up.
>> Dressed, aren't I? On my way back up, he
was like, "Oh, my instincts told me not
to tell Tessa anything. She would have
wanted to leave immediately." And I was
like, "You [ __ ] suck."
>> What?
Yeah, you should leave.
>> Oh,
whoops.
>> What?
>> I'm washing my hands.
>> Oh, yeah. The towel rack is this thing.
>> But I I'm already closed, aren't I? Yep.
>> Well, now I'm dry, I guess.
>> Huh.
I almost died for that.
>> A guy came up and gone.
>> Boo.
>> Who came up?
>> You my boo.
>> One of the workers or something.
>> And he just
>> he just
>> Oh my god.
>> Did you open the
>> the inside of the face?
>> What? Oh, okay.
>> Of course not.
>> Go inside your face.
>> It was [ __ ] weird. Boo. Miss Julia
said that everyone was asleep.
>> Oh, man.
>> What?
>> There was two guys.
>> I forgot to sign the guest book she
asked for.
>> I did see you um
>> run to the church.
>> Oh, really?
>> Right.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. The microphone stopped working.
>> Okay. Okay. I'll go real quick
>> cuz I did hear people walking around,
but that might have been you.
>> Oh, now you have to leave.
>> You catching a cold again? I can go get
it.
>> No, I'm It's okay. I just need some
water.
>> I'll go. You just got out of the bath.
>> Please, just go freshen up.
>> I'm
>> Are you sure?
>> I got it.
>> Do I need to find the Oh, God. Okay.
Bye.
>> Okay. See you later. Oh, the microphone
stopped working again immediately.
Okay, finally she's gone. And I could I
ran the hot water for a bath. The
[ __ ] water was there. It might have
been a little cold. You could have
emptied some and topped it up with hot
water. Why are we doing it again?
This is stupid. Oh, the door was wide
open. I got to I got to wash my little
balls.
Lulu, I got some apples. Lulu, you got
some, too. Lulu.
The devil's out there. The devil's out
there and he's watching us. The devil's
watching me take a bath.
Oh, they say God is everywhere as well.
So, technically, he's watching me take a
bath too.
Perverts. Perverts. The lot of them.
Takes a while to take a bath.
I got to pee in real life again. And
this sound isn't helping.
You know what? I should invent some sort
of streamer piss system where it's like
a catheter or something you just like
hook onto your junk, whatever type of
junk you got, and it just suctions
there. And then while you're sitting
here in your plane, you can just piss
all you want and it goes down a tube
like out into your bathroom.
Or you just pee in a bottle, I guess.
I don't have a bottle around. I do have
an empty glass. Imagine I imagine I did
that. I'm just sitting here playing a
game and I piss into a glass and you
guys don't even realize.
I would never do that.
I bathed.
And now it can dry because of the scary
ass towels that I got that time.
Damn, we're like drying in real time.
Hello.
Hell no.
Hell no.
Now what do I do? Do I just jerk it
until my girlfriend comes back?
Hello.
Okay.
Scary.
I really got to pee.
Should I hide and go pee?
I'm going to hide and pee. Something
happens. Whoops.
What happened?
>> Hello.
>> Oh [ __ ]
>> On this episode of Kitchen Frights, we
fly over to Cincinnati, Ohio, where an
old couple has begun to notice that
people are starting to complain about
the quality of food.
>> Okay, this kitchen has broken. every
health code in the book.
>> I don't say anything wrong with it.
>> Ryan rat in this sandwich.
>> No, there isn't.
>> Yes. Yes, there is. It's right here.
Clear as day. Is
>> he supposed to be Gordon Ramsey?
>> Does not know what you are talking
about.
>> You're feeding people rats. THIS IS
CRAZY, MAN. YOU'RE INSANE.
>> Sometimes I just think people don't know
a good thing when they see it. You know,
they just like to complain and complain
and complain. Ain't that right, honey?
>> Yes.
>> Okay. There is sewage coming from these
sinks. Have you checked your plumbing
yet?
>> Yes, I did. I fixed it myself.
>> This looks like [ __ ] You can't be
washing dishes here.
>> Wait, am I Am I supposed to be doing
something else?
Oh, never mind. I'm drying again.
Is Evelyn doing something else? What's
she up to?
Oh, I was done bathing. Can I pull out
to stop her then?
Wait, maybe I can text her.
Oh, I heard her in the other room. She's
getting scared by something.
I got a new keyboard. So, it's all it's
smaller than my old one, so I can't type
on it.
What are my cows up to?
Oh yes.
Look at all those [ __ ] cows.
13 cows per second.
[ __ ] yeah.
H
what's she up to? They scared [ __ ] out
of me.
Lauo
old ladies
be doing that.
I'm playing cows.
I can hear her phone
when I text. I can hear downstairs.
Oh, hell yeah. Oh, hell yeah.
Oh [ __ ] I didn't realize it's both
clicks. Mr. Clicker.
Wait, 198. Oh, both. What is the Mr.
Clicker times 38?
Oh my god. I 50,000.
>> Oh, hello.
>> I'm back.
>> Well done.
>> She scared the [ __ ] out of me. Lock it.
>> You were gone a while.
>> I was reading the whole guest book.
>> Oh, I was playing cows.
>> She knew you went into the basement.
Someone
>> I have 60,000 cows.
>> Whoa.
>> Okay, that's all you have to say.
>> Sorry, they're having a conversation.
>> Yeah,
>> I had a bath as well.
>> What do you want me to say?
>> Oh, nice.
>> Just why?
>> And I jerked it a couple of times. I
>> stood there and covered for you. I don't
even know what I'm covering for.
You'll never find the sock.
>> There was a tunnel. This one was
connected to the church basement. I got
locked in there.
>> You got us towels. Why did I just use a
towel?
>> A tunnel?
>> Cuz they get all crusty
>> between the church and this
>> the sock doesn't
>> It wasn't my sock.
>> Why?
>> I don't know.
>> Oh, okay then. It's fine.
>> I'm playing cows.
>> Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. The basement door
just locked behind me on the way up. I
didn't even hear it.
>> That's [ __ ] weird. And what's also
weird is you didn't think to tell me any
of this.
>> Okay. I just didn't want to freak you
out for no reason. All right.
>> You You keep doing that.
>> What?
>> Your your head is in the bag.
>> Making decisions for the two of us.
>> Are you serious?
>> Wait, let me show you.
>> What did you want me to do, Tess? come
back up here and tell you about a
>> Your head's in the pillow.
>> Lose it with no car. You've already been
on the edge for no reason this whole
time. Maybe stop reading into things and
just let me handle it tonight.
>> Damn.
>> I mean, the door's locked. We can just
should be okay. Okay.
>> Unless you bring the skeleton tea, I
guess.
>> Sure.
>> You handle it.
>> Hey, come on now.
>> Elijah
cuz I don't like that man. Holy [ __ ]
>> Elijah is a loser. Wait,
>> you click it.
>> What kind of grown man walks?
>> This man bought super
>> though. You did like a twirl. I don't
know how you did it. You got to face
away.
>> And today I'm going to prove it.
>> How do you face away and click it at the
same time?
>> I want to see Elijah's whack ass and my
mama's
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You did it. Oh my
god. Okay. Wait, let me try.
>> Go to the very edge of your screen.
>> Superheroes are in right now. No, you
got to click the very corner of the
television.
>> Yeah, they sure are.
>> Oh, I see. Anyway, let's not
>> this out.
>> Yeah, you're not doing it.
>> Oh, too bad.
>> Jerry Jerry Jerry,
>> shut up. Shut up. SMD,
whatever.
EJ, thanks for being here today.
>> Two kids at the
>> explanation.
>> Okay, what do we do? on that for not
want
>> um
I don't know. We fought a bit.
>> I'm getting more cows.
>> I I think we can both go that we can
lock and unlock this window.
>> Yep.
>> I wonder if we can um escape through it
later.
Well, no one's at the church or going to
it at least.
Maybe if we go to sleep.
>> I'm clicking cows.
>> I have 500 500 cows per second now.
>> Damn.
>> So now if I just leave it, I'll come
back to a billion.
>> Okay. All right. There you go.
>> I love you. Good night.
Oh no.
>> You okay?
>> Mhm.
>> I guess who [ __ ] cares, right?
>> A
>> Oh no. Oh. Oh, the world's blurry.
>> We're in the same dream.
>> Forget water.
>> Can you hear me?
flashlight.
>> Evelyn,
>> I Why can I hear her? She can't hear me.
She got to get water. What am I doing?
I can hear her. That's creepy.
Come as you are,
as you were, AS I WANT YOU to be.
Whoa, that is creepy.
There was something in the [ __ ] bath
water.
It's drawing me towards the church.
Oh, this is creepy. This is like back
rooms.
with levels.
I hate levels in back rooms.
What the [ __ ] was that?
Evelyn,
why do I hear knocking?
What the [ __ ]
What the [ __ ]
WHO DID
SHE WAKE UP SOMEWHERE ELSE?
Respawning without alerting the other
survivor. Oh [ __ ]
he broke in the window.
Okay, well I got to get up and I got to
hide.
And I got to be very quiet. Got to be so
loud. Got to sh
Huh?
Never mind. As soon as I left the bed,
he got me.
Maybe Evelyn has to come do something.
Babe, open the door. Oh, I need to tell
you something.
>> Oh, that's not him, is it?
This is not a lighter.
He's in the [ __ ] closet. He's in the
closet.
>> Jesus.
>> We got to [ __ ] go. Go, go, go,
>> go, go, go, go, GO.
>> OH MY GOD. I WAS LIKE waiting for ages.
Like I think Evelyn has to do something.
Oh, he's coming. Go, go, go, go, GO.
[ __ ] WHAT?
Jesus Christ.
Holy [ __ ]
>> Okay, so the front door is not an
option.
>> Okay,
>> we need
>> Let's get out of here.
>> What?
>> Get out. Go. Go.
>> Should we just go straight for the
coffins?
>> Yes. I'll try and close the door behind
us.
>> Okay.
Nice.
>> Oh, sorry.
other one.
>> What?
>> It's cuz you talked.
>> Damn, that one. Oh,
>> cuz you said other one and then it
detected you.
They came this way.
Who's poking around down here?
Okay. Now we can go.
Oh, for [ __ ] sake.
>> Oh, he's coming.
>> Well, the chase is on again.
>> Go, go, go.
>> Out the front door. Out the front door.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. To the car. That That
doesn't work.
>> I don't know where.
>> Do we just run into the woods?
>> Oh, for [ __ ] sake.
>> WHERE DO WE GO? SO, SHOULD we go out the
front door again?
I don't know what to do. Yeah. Follow
[100:02] him.
[100:04] >> What? I don't know about that. No, we
[100:06] can't.
[100:08] >> Okay, good. Well, that's one less.
[100:11] >> Okay.
[100:13] >> Okay. Well,
[100:18] >> what do you want?
[100:19] >> Front door, I guess.
[100:26] Go right.
[100:29] Maybe. Yeah.
[100:31] >> Oh, cuz this is the this is the road.
[100:35] >> Is it?
[100:35] >> I think so. Oh, stuck.
[100:37] >> Nope. Invisible wall.
[100:43] >> Oh my god.
[100:44] >> I feel like you tried to go left though,
[100:46] but
[100:47] >> Well, I saw some people.
[100:49] >> I'll try and
[100:50] >> running down the left road.
[100:56] Da da da da.
[101:01] >> This way. We got to run down here out to
[101:05] the street.
[101:06] >> All right.
[101:12] >> Can't believe this is max brightness.
[101:14] >> And I assume this way. Yeah, I thought
[101:17] max brightness was going to be way too
[101:19] bright. And now it's like, oh, I can
[101:21] actually see.
[101:22] >> There we go.
[101:23] >> I can't see [ __ ] Okay.
[101:30] Oh god. Do we still have to do [ __ ]
[101:33] >> Oh, this is the other house.
[101:36] >> Can we just get in our car and go?
[101:37] >> Hopefully, it was a checkpoint.
[101:39] >> Yeah, maybe.
[101:46] >> Be very sneaky.
[101:49] >> Here's a gun.
[102:00] Oh,
[102:04] >> what's the commotion?
[102:06] >> They bolted into the wood
[102:12] in the middle of the damn night. Oh, cuz
[102:14] those two boys couldn't keep it
[102:16] straight.
[102:19] Let them run.
[102:21] They won't get fly.
[102:23] >> Hope you are right. This could turn into
[102:26] a problem if we don't find them.
[102:30] >> Coming.
[102:32] Heard we already lost one earlier.
[102:34] Wandered in himself. One report might
[102:37] slide. Two.
[102:39] >> It's Julia again.
[102:41] >> I said I'm coming.
[102:44] >> The first time
[102:47] it won't be. I'll handle it.
[103:17] What we got to do? Our car is slow as
[103:19] [ __ ] Delay is
[103:28] [ __ ] sake.
[103:32] >> Get in.
[103:33] >> I don't think we can take our car. Can
[103:35] we?
[103:36] >> I I opened the door of that car that you
[103:39] were at. So,
[103:41] >> I mean, we might just get caught anyway.
[103:44] Oh,
[103:48] yeah. Maybe you're right.
[103:54] >> What?
[104:04] >> What the [ __ ] man? Oh, maybe we can
[104:06] hide in the trailer.
[104:08] >> Oh.
[104:09] >> Uh, if we get in the trailer though,
[104:10] it's going to be a quiet section.
[104:13] >> Okay. Oh, we decided to hide in the
[104:15] trailer. I now saw the text.
[104:18] Did that show up every time?
[104:20] >> I don't know.
[104:21] >> I don't think that that showed up
[104:23] before.
[104:26] >> I think that's a hint after you die too
[104:28] many times to be like, "By the way."
[104:32] >> Yeah.
[104:53] Hey,
[104:57] I know this isn't the right time,
[105:03] but I love you.
[105:06] >> God, I love you so much. I should have
[105:09] said it a million times.
[105:11] >> Shut the [ __ ] up.
[105:12] >> I really should have. I dragged you into
[105:15] this.
[105:15] >> You're going to get us killed.
[105:17] >> Not right now.
[105:19] >> Exactly.
[105:23] >> I love you too
[105:26] so much.
[105:31] >> [ __ ]
[105:36] >> [ __ ]
[105:38] >> Get in here a second.
[105:42] What's the problem?
[105:45] >> He's asking for you. Get in here.
[105:55] >> He's leaving.
[105:57] >> Yeah. No [ __ ] [ __ ]
[106:01] Wait. Wait for it.
[106:12] You got it.
[106:13] >> Yep.
[106:20] >> Okay, there we go. There we go. [ __ ] all
[106:24] our stuff. We can find a new life,
[106:28] [ __ ] [ __ ]
[106:32] >> I can't do it.
[106:34] >> I'll do it for you.
[106:36] Oh, thank God.
[106:40] We barely made it back to the main road
[106:42] before the car gave out again. We were
[106:44] scared that those people were going to
[106:46] follow us. We called the cops and we
[106:47] were rescued to the station. Two
[106:49] officers went back to the area
[106:51] immediately. We didn't find anything
[106:53] incriminating was all we heard back in
[106:55] the morning. At first, it drove me
[106:56] insane, but Tess insisted it was not
[106:58] worth pressing on as nobody called us
[107:01] crazy. The sheriff actually seemed to
[107:03] kind of believe us, which managed to
[107:04] creep her out even more. What? As far as
[107:08] I know, those monsters are still out
[107:10] there in the world. Whatever they
[107:11] wanted, it wasn't just money. As I wrote
[107:13] this story, I'm well aware of the stupid
[107:16] choices I made along the way. I'm just
[107:19] so thankful we are both here to tell it.
[107:24] Okay.
[107:28] So is the Jack they mentioned the the
[107:31] lookout one?
[107:33] >> I guess
[107:35] I don't know.
[107:36] >> So So it's like they hear that story and
[107:38] then they're like we have a similar
[107:40] experience and that's why it's the same
[107:42] cult members.
[107:43] >> Yeah, maybe.
[107:46] >> I mean that I like I like that we got to
[107:48] see some people from the previous game
[107:51] come into this one.
[107:53] >> Yeah,
[107:53] >> it's it's just those endings, man. They
[107:56] just
[107:57] >> every time. Yeah,
[107:58] >> you can't make them
[108:00] that tedious.
[108:04] >> There needs to be way more margin for
[108:06] error to keep it like tense. And also
[108:09] that subtitle could be void. That could
[108:11] be voice active. Have her whisper like,
[108:13] "We should hide in the trailer. That's
[108:15] all you need."
[108:16] >> Yeah, cuz the the whole thing about
[108:18] those is that they're tense anyway. The
[108:20] trial and error isn't what makes them
[108:22] tense. Just keep the narrative focused.
[108:24] Give us time to do it. Let us know where
[108:26] we're going and just let us have a
[108:27] story.
[108:29] >> Let us know what where we're going.
[108:31] >> Yeah. Just kind of like guide us along
[108:33] the way so that the tension in the story
[108:35] keeps going and ramping up. The trial
[108:36] and error of it doesn't add anything.
[108:39] >> Yeah.
[108:40] >> Like the mechanic side of it. It's just
[108:41] fun to be like, "Oh, we escaped. Yay."
[108:44] >> Mhm.
[108:45] >> Um everything else was great though. I
[108:48] really like that.
[108:49] >> It actually worked pretty well with the
[108:52] like two perspectives.
[108:54] >> Yeah. Yeah, there was one time I
[108:55] finished up quicker than you and it was
[108:56] like, "Hold on, he's still busy."
[108:59] >> Yeah. Like,
[109:00] >> which is funny.
[109:01] >> Separating us near the end and then I
[109:03] had to hide and then you had to come and
[109:04] like knock on the door to distract the
[109:06] guy. That's really cool. I like that.
[109:09] >> Yeah,
[109:09] >> I think that sort of works really well.
[109:12] >> There's some good stuff here that could
[109:14] really be refined into an awesome game.
[109:17] >> Yeah.
[109:17] >> Um but yeah, it's the the issue I have
[109:20] is like the same as always. Every game
[109:22] ends with like this chase sequence where
[109:23] I die like 15 20 times and I'm like,
[109:25] "Okay, what do I do?"
[109:27] >> Yeah. And it's the same like hide and
[109:31] don't make a noise and wait for
[109:33] something to happen. You're like, "Am I
[109:35] clear? Am I not clear?" I'm glad now
[109:37] there is a sound that plays.
[109:39] >> It's like, "Yeah, go." Yeah.
[109:40] >> Like the breath sound. Um.
[109:43] >> Mhm.
[109:44] >> But yeah, thanks for playing. That was
[109:46] fun.
[109:46] >> Yeah, that was fun. I had a good time.
[109:49] It didn't feel like it was 2 hours.
[109:51] >> No, I was I was just going to say that
[109:52] flew by.
[109:53] >> Yeah. So, thanks again for another
[109:56] Fierce of Phantom. That was awesome.
[109:58] >> Here we go. For the next one. I don't
[110:00] know. Also,
[110:02] >> cuz I was messaging him about it and he
[110:03] was like, "Hopefully, I can get all the
[110:05] bugs before you play the game."
[110:07] >> Uh, yeah.
[110:08] >> But there wasn't that many.
[110:11] >> It wasn't crazy. And considering the
[110:13] stuff you do in the game, I'm surprised
[110:14] it's not buggier with all the luggage
[110:17] stuff and
[110:19] >> two players and all the external and
[110:21] internal POVs, it's pretty impressive
[110:23] what he pulled off. I think
[110:25] >> I also just think having us be able to
[110:27] speak while the characters are also
[110:29] speaking, I'm like that was a bit
[110:31] >> I'm sorry to anyone watching this if
[110:33] that's pure chaos and really hard to
[110:34] watch. But that was that.
[110:36] >> Thank you guys for watching.
[110:38] >> Go check out all the other ones. There's
[110:39] plenty more Fears of Fam you can watch.
[110:42] Yes, there's five more.
[110:45] >> Yeah.
[110:46] >> Yeah. All right. Thanks everyone. Bye.