[0:00] I believe resellers are deserving of no
[0:02] respect and have one of the most
[0:04] shameful professions imaginable. It's
[0:07] one of those things that's like a
[0:08] blemish on your own reputation if it
[0:11] comes out that you're a reseller. That's
[0:13] one of those things where if your family
[0:14] finds out, maybe they stop inviting you
[0:16] over for Thanksgiving. I think it is
[0:18] just so unbelievably cringe, scummy, and
[0:21] pathetic. And I know I've been focusing
[0:23] on like Pokemon scalpers, but I'm just
[0:25] talking about scalpers and resellers in
[0:27] general. It is just so gross, man. And
[0:31] it's so beyond out of control. So, I
[0:34] know this is nothing new and I'm sure a
[0:35] lot of you are familiar, but there is a
[0:37] whole
[0:38] career people are trying to make out of
[0:40] being popcorn bucket resellers. And I'm
[0:44] not jerking your girkin either. This is
[0:46] a very real thing that some delusional,
[0:49] imbecile, loveless losers are actually
[0:53] trying to make their lives work. This is
[0:56] their business. They go and buy out the
[0:59] entire inventory of those limited
[1:01] edition popcorn buckets that come out
[1:03] for big movies in order to flip them
[1:04] online for a profit. And there is one
[1:07] guy who I just found out about that is
[1:09] so unapologetic and proud of it that he
[1:12] films himself going to buy out all of
[1:14] the popcorn buckets inventory from the
[1:17] theaters in order to flip them online.
[1:19] Now, of course, he does he does like to
[1:21] spread his wings here, and he doesn't
[1:23] just marry himself to only popcorn
[1:25] buckets that he scalps. He of course has
[1:27] to dabble in Pokemon because that's just
[1:30] part of the scalper DNA. But I want to
[1:32] show you his popcorn bucket endeavors in
[1:35] particular because this is
[1:36] extraordinarily embarrassing garbage.
[1:43] Uh them Toy Story popcorn buckets. Um
[1:46] how many am I allowed to buy?
[1:49] No. How many have you got? Yeah. What?
[1:51] Can I grab just whatever there is?
[1:53] That's all right.
[1:58] >> It's wild to me how we've reached a
[2:00] point where we actually have to
[2:01] implement buy limits on every single
[2:03] item ever produced because goobers like
[2:06] this exist now where if there's not buy
[2:08] limits, they'll just buy [ __ ] all of
[2:10] it in order to flip online. Even things
[2:12] as simple as squishy fidget toys like
[2:15] needles and [ __ ] People are slitting
[2:17] each other's throats over so that way
[2:19] they can flip them online for a profit
[2:21] with their big markups. And now popcorn
[2:25] buckets in the crosshairs here from the
[2:28] reseller uh plague here. These [ __ ]
[2:31] cockroaches
[2:36] right to get the Buzz Lights from Basu.
[2:44] >> Sweet. Thank you.
[2:47] Perfect.
[2:49] >> Cheers. Do you want free popcorn?
[2:51] >> Oh, okay. This is going to be a [ __ ]
[2:53] nightmare. This is going to go all over
[2:54] my car. Look at the two people behind
[2:56] him watching on in disgust and horror as
[2:59] this guy spends presumably hundreds of
[3:01] dollars to ensure that no one else can
[3:03] get those popcorn buckets. I imagine
[3:05] that they were probably waiting in line
[3:07] and probably were wanting a popcorn
[3:09] bucket here as well considering the look
[3:12] on their faces is just shock and awe.
[3:15] Like what kind of loser they've just
[3:17] bore witness to. It's like a crypted
[3:19] sighting. So I imagine they probably
[3:22] wanted one as well. They're probably
[3:23] there to see Toy Story and now they
[3:25] can't get one cuz this guy just bought
[3:27] them all. But at least he had a heart.
[3:29] At least this saint offered them some
[3:32] free popcorn, which they politely
[3:34] declined, and I fully understand why. I
[3:36] think that's a completely understandable
[3:38] decision to make there. When it comes to
[3:40] getting offered free food or drink from
[3:42] a stranger, probably best not to play
[3:45] with fire. Too many horror stories out
[3:47] there, so why even open that can of
[3:48] worms? Just play it safe. Especially
[3:50] when dealing with resellers. With
[3:52] scalpers, you never know what kind of
[3:55] evil [ __ ] they might be up to. So, I
[3:57] fully get why they'd say no to that
[3:59] offer, but now this dude gets to fill
[4:02] his bags with those precious popcorn
[4:04] buckets.
[4:23] Luckily, he was able to get all of it
[4:24] into his car. Thankfully, I was really
[4:27] praying for him there. And well, it
[4:30] worked. It came through. He was able to
[4:31] get all those popcorn buckets into his
[4:33] vehicle. And now he's got a lot of free
[4:36] popcorn as well.
[4:47] Do you like popcorn?
[4:51] >> Like loads in there.
[4:53] >> Now take the lot of it if you want it.
[4:55] >> Go on. I'll give it to lads.
[4:56] >> Do you want all of it? Yeah.
[4:57] >> Yeah. Yeah, please.
[4:58] >> Have you got a bag?
[4:59] >> I've got a good
[5:01] >> Yeah. At the very least, he found a
[5:04] homeless man to give the popcorn to. So
[5:07] that's positive, right? That's nice.
[5:10] Except here's the thing. I don't trust
[5:13] that because I'm going to show you in
[5:15] another one of his videos where he goes
[5:16] and gets more Buzz Lightyear popcorn
[5:18] buckets. Uh clearing out their inventory
[5:20] yet again. Just this gluttonous [ __ ]
[5:22] maniac here coming through. He does the
[5:25] same thing where he's looking for a
[5:26] homeless person to give that free
[5:27] popcorn to. And then it's the exact same
[5:30] clip as this where it's the same
[5:32] homeless man. It's the exact same clip
[5:34] just repeated again yet on a completely
[5:36] different day of him clearing out the
[5:37] popcorn bucket inventory.
[5:40] So, how does that work? Seems like he's
[5:43] lying about that. He's just playing the
[5:45] same clip again. And who's to say that
[5:47] that's actually a homeless person and
[5:48] not just like a friend of his that he
[5:50] had come through and pick up the popcorn
[5:51] buckets that we get some good boy points
[5:53] online. Like, look at how nice I am.
[5:55] Look at what a benevolent angel I am. I
[5:58] gave a homeless person this free popcorn
[5:59] when I was scalping these popcorn
[6:01] buckets. Can everyone please appreciate
[6:03] the good deed that I've just done? Also,
[6:05] these Buzz Lightyear popcorn buckets I'm
[6:07] selling for €80, by the way. Please get
[6:11] them now. I know crawling over each
[6:13] other like World War Z zombies to get
[6:15] their hands on my overpriced Buzz Light
[6:17] your popcorn buckets.
[6:37] out.
[6:41] >> Got you.
[6:44] >> She's teaching him how to set this up
[6:46] because a she can tell that he is
[6:49] visibly stupid and B, she's under the
[6:52] false pretense that he's buying these to
[6:54] use them. He's not. He's buying these to
[6:57] exploit the scarcity that he's
[6:58] introducing here. That's the That's the
[7:02] MO of all scalpers. Buy as much as you
[7:05] possibly can so that way normal people
[7:06] who actually want them can't get them.
[7:08] So then they engage in the secondary
[7:10] market with these [ __ ] fungal ghouls
[7:13] who are capitalizing off it with this
[7:15] huge markup to line their pockets and
[7:18] take advantage of it. So he's not ever
[7:21] going to use one of these or anything.
[7:23] They're not for him. He's just reselling
[7:26] them. He's just a piece of [ __ ] scumbag.
[7:51] Oh, mate. What the [ __ ]
[8:00] Do you like popcorn?
[8:02] >> Yeah.
[8:02] >> Yeah.
[8:03] >> Wait. Do you want some?
[8:04] >> Yeah, please.
[8:07] >> It's literally
[8:12] >> like loads in there.
[8:14] >> Now take the lot of it if you want it.
[8:16] >> Come on. I'll give it to
[8:17] >> Do you want all of it? Yeah.
[8:18] >> You see what I mean? It's just the exact
[8:20] same clip that he copy and pasted here.
[8:22] So that is fraudulent. I'm assuming that
[8:25] with this popcorn bucket haul, he just
[8:27] threw away the free popcorn. He had that
[8:29] popcorn in his trunk and it wasn't
[8:31] looked like it was fitting. So I imagine
[8:33] he just threw it in the trash just
[8:35] wasting all of that food. Clearly didn't
[8:37] want to show that to the audience. So
[8:38] again, he went back to the old tried
[8:41] andrue, the Elcláico of I gave it to a
[8:44] homeless person. Look, here's the clip
[8:46] even though it's the exact same clip
[8:47] from the other video that he's just
[8:48] repeated. And it can't be from the same
[8:50] day or anything because this time around
[8:52] his popcorn, his free popcorn was in a
[8:54] different bag in the trunk, not in the
[8:56] back seat. So, it's just I don't know
[8:58] who he thought he was fooling with that.
[9:00] But he also probably doesn't care cuz
[9:03] the people that are watching this, it's
[9:04] two people. One, people like me that
[9:06] shoot spitballs at him and believe that
[9:08] everywhere he goes, he should be just
[9:10] had bells rung, like the shame bells,
[9:13] letting people know that there's a
[9:14] scalper coming through, just a stinky
[9:15] degenerate. or two like-minded losers
[9:19] that are watching this and thinking that
[9:21] it's a good business opportunity and
[9:22] like trying to join in and like follow
[9:25] along here so they can try and make a
[9:26] little bit of money flipping [ __ ]
[9:28] Buzz Lightyear popcorn buckets. So, he
[9:30] doesn't really care about like whether
[9:32] or not people know that he threw away
[9:34] popcorn, but he was probably just trying
[9:35] to like cover his own ass just in case.
[9:37] But, it didn't work. It's very clearly a
[9:40] lie here. He didn't give that popcorn to
[9:42] a homeless man in this video. It's the
[9:44] same clip from the other video. Anyway,
[9:46] this [ __ ] sucks. He sucks. Scalpers,
[9:48] resellers, just complete scum. That's
[9:50] really about it.