[00:13] guess, but I'm not sure why he let us get through 30 seconds of logos call. Also, remember that brief period of time in the where it was cool to ruin your favorite song by using it as a tiny ringtone that acted as a precursor to a [00:27] want to answer? Therefore, forever tainting said favorite song on any narrator remembers >> no. >> The first word of a movie about a guy who has to always say yes is that guy [00:39] ready for the deluge of genius subtext like this that the movie is about to throw at you. I had a Nokia 6300 back in the day and hard to intentionally press any given button, let alone accidentally answer a [00:53] >> Resorting to a French persona instead of just hanging up the phone. You never answer when I don't. >> This suggests that Carl exclusively doesn't recognize, which is odd when not [01:06] >> Oh man, that sounds great. I wish I >> Letting constipation get in the way of a night out with friends. Listen, life got to work that out as best you can. For those of you who do not recognize [01:20] blockbusters were kind of like what you'd get if a library and a Netflix had baby. the irredeemable sin of choosing Transformers over the critically Witches of Eastwick. >> Specific things like uh get in line at [01:35] waiting in line at the video store, paying for an individual movie at the store, and getting a late fee from the video store as opposed to just pressing corporations. Their fact there will likely never be the will or demand for [01:50] me to send Mimic 3 the Sentinel. >> I can see you, Carl. I'm outside the desperation. Bradley Cooper. >> There is this guy who looks just like me stores that I do. >> I would get back all the sins if Jim [02:03] pay off this lie. He would just turn up in a postredit scene renting all of his his clone going missing. >> Wow, that's amazing because his mouth is >> Which should be a sign you've entered a quantum realm where cell phone delays [02:18] to someone on a cell with them standing in the same room? The resulting nausea >> What has it been? 6 months. >> No, >> Oh, yeah. That's about right. Then >> if you assume that two years of [02:31] companionship, 6 months of which at least will be flooded with judgment skewing happy hormones, can be an indicator of a lifelong bonding, then yes, I suppose that is about right. >> I'm serious. Stephanie's at the bar. [02:43] >> In a coincidence so shocking that Carl should seriously consider the showed. >> Oh, look. Look, they're touching each >> I know they're spelled similarly, Carl, but he is kissing her uvula. [02:56] >> You just got here, too, Carl. >> Yeah, but he's got a thing. wanting to interact with his ex-wife, who traumatically left him, meaning the movie has exposed Peter as the villain far too early to be narratively [03:08] >> There's uh no time. There's time crunch and uh time is of the essence. >> This is no time to argue about time. We don't have the time. >> Nobody commits like Carrie. You may see a simple pratt fall, but I see him [03:23] out of the air right before committing so hard to the slip and fall that every immediate hard on. >> Hey man, want to rock out tonight? Oh, >> Acting like Carl is the only person who constantly says no to you as a person [03:36] guy should have this attitude with 99.99% of the people who walk past him. wasting his time and money by taking the flyer and immediately throwing it away. Carl Allen has reported for duty. >> Reese Darby looks so much like a [03:50] didn't have the whole self-healing thing, I swear the MCU could just write difference. >> I didn't really want the job badly. I logical choice. But whatever. >> Assuming the length of service should [04:05] logic, I should be the CEO of YouTube after this channel's decade plus tenure talent or ambition. Wait. >> Well, hey, look at it this way. At least >> Post-pandemic optimism. >> When is it? [04:19] then. >> It's almost like you were committed to of what I was going to say. >> It's also like being so committed to a audience in the hope that it makes a tired cliche funnier, but not quite as [04:32] joke, explaining what the joke is trying to do for the purposes of nitpicking. this bit until it gets funny. Or we eventually Hey, where'd all our viewers go? Why do you even have a cell phone? For a [04:46] split second here, my brain thought this bank was the breastfed savings and loan. because I had really latched on to the idea. idea. >> Carl, hey, long time no see. Nick Lane [04:58] with a stranger on a bus. >> You must be running this place by now. >> Expecting someone to be running the place after 5 years of employment >> I shot a cow with a bazooka. I heard you're supposed to put the explosives in [05:11] the cow, but honestly, I find that a bomb and a bolt. Sorry, I know that's terrible, but at least I didn't tell you what happened next because that's noble. >> Bank windows that break under the impact of a SINGULAR SMALL ROCK. [05:24] >> KYLE, LIVE YOUR LIFE. YOU WON'T REGRET IT. when being a yes man has led you to property damage of a federal building and escaping arrest. >> No. [05:36] >> Movie gives us another no montage. a montage. As if it hasn't spent the first throats that this [ __ ] says no to everything. This appears to be the family section of Blockbuster. And I for one wish we could see the family that [05:49] was enjoying the original Pet Cemetery, House of Blood, House of Wax, Interview with the Vampire, The Ninth Day, and The Cable Guy. Wait, the Cable Guy? Oh well, Cable Guy elevates this from a nitpicking misdemeanor to willful [06:01] product placement in the first degree. Also, Carl's going to be very surprised when he pops in that copy of the Cable Guy later. No, not because the guy in it isn't ready for its nuance take on how entertainment culture corrupts our [06:13] humans. It will move him in ways he's likely not ready for. Whichever setd dresser expected us to believe that low on motivation middle manager banker Carl would be passionate enough about polygraphite and its applications in [06:25] suspension to warrant a sofa aside magazine on the matter. Just snap it off already. >> You're hired. of it, but this isn't about you. It's about me. But why not both? Isn't that [06:37] how relationships work? Guess Carl needs to find some peace and move on, but a engagement party when marriage chewed you up and spit you out might not breakthroughs before he's ready. Everyone is the [ __ ] here and [06:50] Welcome to human. >> You're not even going to sweat that far. >> You're not even going to sweat that far. I hope they are watching. the awakening from a fake nightmare as an excuse for narrative momentum cliche [07:06] the 300 when he clearly checked out the is wearing the same clothes we saw earlier, I think it's safe to say this with Peter, meaning he had a fight with his best friend and then decided to [07:19] I don't think it's impossible, but I find it deeply suspicious. In the last few days, Carl has bumped into his very happy ex-wife, been passed over for a pushed his best friend to his limit. It's like all the aspects of his life [07:31] are conspiring against him to make sure he'd go to a Say Yes convention that he circumstances. >> Welcome to Yes. We are about to begin. I'm about to fall asleep and dream of futuristic robot wives. [07:45] >> Hey, Carl. >> Carl. Carl. Carl. >> You have got to start saying yes, my man. And I mean to everything. >> Everything. Everything. like swallowing tide pods, kicking puppies, watching [07:58] Look, I know radical yesitude means that you might discover opportunities that would have otherwise escaped you. But that ignores the fact that saying no to will never happen to you. Stay indoors, watch YouTube, just don't do anything it [08:12] says other than me. >> Say it a million times. Say it a million more times. And the word you will have said two million times is >> I feel like there are easier and less [08:25] culty ways to teach math to the masses. >> Uh that's okay. I'm just auditing. You can't audit life, my friend. >> What's that, Terrence? You can't. So if someone approached Carl and said, "Can you audit life?" He'd be forced to say [08:37] no. Doesn't seem particularly on brand. Terry interrogated. >> And you're not sure about this, are you? [08:51] >> I object. Leading the witness. >> You say no to life and therefore you're >> That is demonstrabably not true. >> You don't have a girlfriend. You don't >> Not exploring further the defining characteristics of measuring the [09:05] relative distance from the state of being or not being a girlfriend. Just close to a girlfriend because I didn't realize that option was out there. >> We're going to make a covenant, Carl. >> Don't do it, Carl. You'll spend most of [09:17] existence of your proceeding adventure and assuming everyone will stick with on Michael Fbender this time. >> Once you leave this building, every time an opportunity presents itself, no matter what it is, you will say yes. [09:34] >> Yes. The fact that this movie is just a discount liar liar should be instituted as the standard curriculum at Run Itack University. >> MAKE ME BELIEVE IT. >> YES. YES. YES. [09:46] I'm now just mad the movie refuses to show us what the rest of this meeting looks like after the plot part happens. >> Well, that's weird. I didn't realize we >> which is ironically exactly how the people leaving a maybe seminar are [09:59] >> Could you drive me to Alleion Park? Oh. Uh, >> YEAH. IT'S not so much that it took the movie a full sixth of its run time to made that 20 minutes feel like 40 minutes. Also, a movie takes a full [10:12] yes manning. >> Oh, man. Your battery's dead. he should have known better. >> You got a whole lot there. Can I have it out the entire wad. It's hard to remember now, but back when you used to [10:27] carry that stuff, only pulling what you need was cash money 101 stuff. Hey Carl, >> If you're carrying all your money around in your coat pocket, I think you're at phone battery so you can't call Triple A when you run out of gas? [10:41] happening to Carl. But honestly, running out of gas is completely on him. Unless the guy specifically asked him not to refuel, there was no reason he couldn't >> What does take a late night stroll through the hills and get killed by the [10:54] >> That does not seem to be likely, unless that particular cult was gifted with the Dashino shows up as the manic pixie dream girl in a 2000s era comedy cliche. five sin points per movie you can name in the comments without searching, but [11:10] have this cliche. There's probably 50 points available. And that's if I don't count the happening. >> That's a good look. murdered at night at a gas station. >> Am I going too fast for you? [11:23] endangerment. >> No, in fact, I think you should go this quickly. I'm not sure if there's a sarcasm coralary that was clearly a spoken no. So I'm going to need some hard and fast rulings here. They both [11:36] providing the unhoused man in need with a lift to the park was only worthwhile because it led to a brief kiss from a woman. I see what this movie is >> Yes. Always leads to something good. >> Taking a sample size of one good thing [11:49] your decisions. Movie is entitled The Power of Boners Man. Also thinking correlation is the same as causation. When Hume had that debunked in the 18th >> I guess >> movie is entitled I guess man. [12:02] >> Persian wifefinder. >> Hi there. I am Faroo. all of his emails like he's back at the keyboard in Bruce Almighty. I guess if yourself. Carl approves this loan without entering an interest rate. [12:17] initiative, I could promote you. >> It's hard to overstate how much of the first half hour. Liar. liar was into the iconic courtroom scene by now. The best this movie has so far is guy drives an unhoused gentleman to a north LA park [12:31] and lets him use his phone for a bit. >> Nice little raise in it for you, too. >> Zero context this movie gave as to whether that's a significant raise for him or not. He could have been making 64 before or 30 before and those are two [12:44] sudden onset yes syndrome. >> I've been such a dick and a douche. Or you've been dealing with a depression for 3 years and self-medicating with a by an escapism through movie watching [12:58] >> Yeah, exactly. >> But if that's the case, that means he the answer is no. Although if the answer is no, then he wouldn't have to say yes. And he'd be able to say no. I mean, he didn't even say yes. He said yeah. And [13:13] doesn't yeah have a far more non-committal connotation than >> oh no, I've gone crosseyed. And actually, we're going to start a tab and will be taking care of it. >> But you're okay with that, right, buddy? [13:26] the few ways that Peter decides to abuse this new superpower he's just been gifted. Um is too lazy to run enough takes for JC to actually spit that lime into the wine glass. And this is why we need AI in movies to fix this kind of [13:39] pick up and immediately master simply by saying yes to an opportunity. >> Excuse me, could I? >> Absolutely. This is not an assault opportunity. >> Well, I don't think that's what she was [13:52] >> Movie is entitled I don't think that's what she was asking for, but All right, >> Every girl deserves to go to a ball. >> Equating someone's prettiness quotient hole. >> Oh my god, that's so funny. [14:07] >> And yet, not even 1% as funny as this movie thinks it is. >> Waiting until this moment to realize this. The framing of this scene makes it vomiting. And yet, the lack of evidence in and around the toilet and upon his [14:20] >> I was wondering if you could help me put up some shelves. >> I need a ruling here. Carl has already said yes to being somewhere else like work. Does the time spent on the new yes supersede the requirement of the old [14:32] yes? Do two yeses make a no? >> Would you like a release? Uh, >> You know, a sexual release. The movie will now expand the be open to new experiences category to include unwanted sexual experiences. Is it funny? [14:45] Subjective? Is it cringe? Purposely is another sign the movie probably isn't decisions and their relationship to worldview and life practice. Yes, man. of everything. >> I don't know what to say here. [14:59] [laughter] I'm stumped. I'm baffled. >> Carl never attempts to work the system by saying yes, absolutely. I will definitely do this later. NO DETECTED. [15:13] scary dog as a direct result of his no and decides that he has no option but to take Tilly up on her offer lest a series of unfortunate events befall him. But could have been a fatal fall and the dog's chain saved him from a mauling [15:27] this as a sign that he did the right thing. The misconception that all the tape in order for a scene to be funny. >> So I can expect delivery anytime between 8:00 a.m. and 5:30. Carl buys a mattress from a shopping channel, but why is he [15:40] channel? On all the channels? Where does he have to say yes to every single billboard, poster, and junk mail he ever brought to light? Also, what kind of shopping channel doesn't show the price, [15:53] price, and phone number to buy the quadruply discounted thing on screen at >> I do want to take guitar lessons. I do want to learn how to fly. Yes, I would a live look at Nathan Fieler planning for upcoming seasons of the rehearsal [16:08] yes to everything is easy when you have unlimited money, learning Korean, for an organic fertilizer business as a metaphor for the banking industry being is just a self-destructive never-ending cycle of growth and decay. Excitement. [16:23] cycle of growth and decay. Excitement. >> Hey, I came. It's great. >> You're kidding me. >> I know, right? We literally just witnessed Carl getting his housing munch by proxy. What are the odds? Zoe Dashel [16:36] shows up as the manic pixie dream girl in a 2000s era comedy and also sing this one, but the same rules apply. There's at least three, and that's if I called Munchousin by Proxy, and they're singing a song about a nasty breakup [16:50] while dressed as an Australian coral reef. This band branding is confusing at >> Hey, did you ever meet my friend Ian? He's a computer hacker. He helped me >> All of us realizing how good we had it with Tom until it was too late. I blame. [17:06] what MySpace is, it was just like Facebook except nothing really happened other than ranking your friends. Sorry, I meant it was literally just like I meant it was literally just like Facebook. [17:20] Zoe Desanel was the chapel ran of 2008. >> Hey, out of gas make out guy. the after I failed to perform somehow makes it into the movie. >> Is this crazy or what? >> It turns out that saying yes to things [17:35] increases a script's opportunities for narrative convenience by a factor of 10. >> I teach a jogging photo group for people who want to both exercise and practice >> Oh, sure. She gets to combine her love of photography and people jogging, but I [17:50] community service for 6 months. Carl gets some valuable flirt time as he walks Alice into her scooter. But why the [ __ ] did she park it so far away? her purse. >> So anyway, my answer is yes. I'd be [18:03] >> This movie thinks it can get by on basic romcom tropes and the semi- occasional Jim Carrey face and movies so far is very, very wrong. Remember when movies Atlanta and Vancouver? Griffith [18:16] Red Bull before, but I had a Red Bull last night. I really like Red Bull. Let me guess, this movie had a paid promotional deal with Rockstar. Jim Carrey and nothing more. I was going to send Carl and his 2 megapixel Nokia [18:30] decent photo, but it's likely he doesn't care or realize on account of all the system, but there's no way any of these sober joggers are taking a decent photo who seems to be exclusively aiming at the back of her fellow joggers heads. [18:44] wasting a lovely night dancing in this scene. Also worth noting that Cathy's corner, seen here, is a 2 and 1/2 mile uphill hike from the observatory. And they find Carl collapsed. And that's the freshest group of people who just ran [18:59] seen. >> I thought he was it the one or whatever. >> you really should warn me about the length of the story though. Kind of >> We at Cinemains are proud supporters of the rights of movies to sin themselves [19:12] it takes to be this honest about your flaws and want to add our ding to the allyship. >> Anyway, I never would have met Allison >> Well, not with that attitude. You wouldn't have faith in these [19:25] >> You also wouldn't be on a blind date with a strange Iranian woman. Westerners. >> My friends are being really lame and shower. Thinking your friends are lame because none of them want the pressure [19:38] bridal shower that has little hope of meeting the expectations of your what makes a friend not lame scale. >> EXPEL ARAS. and deflected it back. >> Trying to counter expelis without [19:51] >> Got tons of it at Costco. I can buy large quantities of anything at discount >> How can that be profitable for Fredo? >> Watching a movie with those black bars blocking so much of the screen. At least do something interesting with them. Much [20:04] better. All aboard the Hogwarts Express. Next stop, Escobar. school buses that frequently have stops at high security prisons. Also leaving >> can't do this. >> Why you scared? [20:18] Hollywood Bowl where they could be stolen, rained on, or used to cover up the kill shot of a foreign dignitary at the Royal Albert Hall. say don't need the Royal Albert Hall. say don't need those diamond rings. [20:31] to oo. >> I don't care too much for money. reasonable faximile of Can't Buy Me Love is too much talent for one man and a they are not just. >> The world's a playground. You know that [20:48] the way, everyone forgets it. Grumpy adult here, but I think it could be very easily argued that too many people don't forget it. Not sure arguing for more life is a frivolous game is a solution you think it might be. [21:02] >> Assuming that because someone is old, that they'd love to smell the full bouquet of your breakfast breath while >> Something's going down on a big scale. >> The discarded tagline from The Biggest [21:15] Loser somehow ends up in this movie. >> It's a Ducati. I'm thinking it'll get thing. >> Fighting gender stereotypes with gender >> These people are so grateful to have their needs met. More than 98% of them [21:28] >> Yes, giving people loans without due diligence has worked out very well. And Robbie's bubble bath that would suggest any different. >> Nice work, Carl. Bump my fist. >> Oh, mister. I was going to fist you. [21:41] >> Oh, mister. I was going to fist you. >> Fist my bump. No, it's fist bump. enough time to spend learning Korean as fluently as he's about to speak to her doesn't mean you can get your brain matrixed with new info. [21:57] >> Not finishing this by reminding him that when you point, there are four fingers cool way to keep people from committing the horrendous sin of pointing at >> Somebody needs to talk him down. >> No one even asked or told him to do [22:10] yes. Would he jump in on aing triple bypass just because he was passing by a hospital? Of course not. That would be ridiculous because he's so clearly not >> Hey, buddy. Whoa. >> Carl's arrival is a surprise, which is [22:23] apartment. >> Don't try anything. I'm going to kill >> Uh, okay. >> It's like the movie is purposely picking the worst possible situations for its theory on living life with an affirming [22:36] attitude and trying new things. There are some things, including ideiation, deescalation, where you might do more harm than good by thinking your new should get involved. He's now going to play the guitar to get this guy off the [22:48] ledge. And the speed at which his recent life experiences are the exact things that he needs to solve these problems is so convenient. It feels like a game of Everyone is now singing Thirdey Blind's jumper joyfully together in this life or [23:01] death situation. And as much as they might be on key, I think the movie while sweet, I don't think this firefighter is performing their role as >> I GOT BLISTERS ON MY FINGERS. >> Carl seriously needs to say yes to [23:14] of the sudden Jim carries. >> The next flight available for boarding is to Lincoln, Nebraska. >> Listen, Lane, I know they're obnoxiously States of the Union. >> The earliest switchboard operator's [23:27] pounds. >> Gary, do you know the human head weighs >> What do you know about that? >> Pretty sexy. the south. >> What? Do you live here now? >> Yeah, I asked Carl and he had to say [23:40] you are here. Does the loan officer really have a nicer apartment than the >> I can't believe I tripped like that. >> Huh? Seemed like you fainted. Hitchcock thinking they're directing a discount north by Northwest starring Jim [23:53] >> I love you. Like can't believe it. It's kind of ridiculous. >> Wow. Poetic. I genuinely can't tell if this movie thinks it's being sincere or if it's subverting romcoms like it's the song Eleanor by the Turtles. And I think [24:06] you infants. >> We should do this every weekend. We >> How muching money is he making at that bank? >> Okay, I wasn't going to mention the actress playing Tilly appeared in Star [24:19] have Spencer Garrett, who has played two different characters in Star Trek. I comment on these things? What is this? Some kind of drum head trial? I'm only >> I think you're with the wrong guy. >> Oh, I'm sorry. Was I speaking to you? [24:32] interview. >> I was just saying to Agent Tweed how I Lincoln, Nebraska. >> Agent Moltac would be excellent at add up all the pieces here. They're saying that he is in cahoots with the [24:47] North Koreans and the Iranians to make some kind of fertilizer bomb for a cell parts might look suspicious, but the overall plot would make even the likes >> You were married for only 6 months. Was that some sort of immigration thing? [25:00] >> Yes. >> Ah, yes. The classic third act conflict hand about something they weren't supposed to know. Got to play the hits. >> We knew another Carl we weren't too crazy about, didn't we, Tweed? His name [25:13] >> Carl Marx died in 1883. So all the activity that appears suspicious, the flying lessons, the spontaneous trip taking, it's all because he must say yes >> Trying to get your friend out of a terrorism charge by replacing it with an [25:27] tactic. >> Did you say yes everything? Are you >> Clearly, he doesn't say yes to everything, Allison. He just answered sounds. Pay attention. >> I didn't know what to expect, but I [25:39] guess I figured like an adult, you were going to weigh the options. You paused >> like he was weighing the options like an adult, like you just said. I'm very it or not? >> I can't believe I didn't tell her I was [25:53] >> Focusing on that omission instead of the whole I said yes to moving in with a >> There is a middle ground here, Carl. You can process things. You can weigh them case-by case basis. The movie will now shift to this centrist view as if it [26:08] railing us with proof that the yes mentality works like gang busters. This absolute demon bird nightmare fuel. >> You're officially flying by yourself. is there? >> Disclosing your virginity to the random [26:22] >> In an unrelated note, everyone else can go jump off a bridge. [screaming] >> Do you get it? It's like when your mom a bridge, would you do it?" And you were like, "No, mom, I wouldn't." And she was [26:35] thinking laterally. What if you could jump off a bridge and still be okay?" talking about peer pressure. Mom, not lateral thinking." And she was like, "There you go again, refusing to shift paradigms like your father." And um, do [26:48] you get it? Also, she said, "Go jump off a bridge." She didn't say, "Go jump off a bridge while attached to an elasticized rope." CARL, COMMIT. >> WE ARE. [cheering] [27:00] movie when zero would have done the trick just fine. Come inside. I'll >> Seems like Carl is going to apologize for forgetting to throw Lucy's bridal going to own that up at all and will instead throw her a party at aing lodge [27:14] with any old bunch of people he could get to show up on short notice. 80% of whom we know are strangers to Lucy. And a portion of the remaining 20% include neighbor, the [ __ ] queen of Los [27:26] Felis, the sad lady from the bridal party store, Fouch from Persian wifefinder.com, and some random Scottish guy who's written a few books. Lesson >> Oh, John Goodman. >> No, it's Alec Baldwin. [27:38] >> To be fair, it does look more like Alec Baldwin than John Goodman. So, am I who can't make it look like an actual celebrity or the person who thinks this once I know what I'm supposed to be laughing at, I'll laugh really hard. [27:51] >> Norman, this is Sumi. >> Last time we saw Sue me, she was feeling feel the need to compound that by introducing her to Norman? >> Oh, that's an interesting one. >> Yep. And it's half price. [28:04] instead of using it as motivation to overcharge this rich lady for a glorified Polaroid. >> You must be Tilly. >> I've uh certainly heard a lot about you. >> Is this insinuating that Carl has spread [28:18] gummies from his neighbor? Apparently Chivalry is dead. off. >> Well, these things have a way of working are divorced. >> What are you saying? [28:31] >> I'm saying no. Making sex with your ex a harder line in the sand than blowies from Nana. >> Guess me. Test. That's her name. Less. A [28:43] word and a name. >> Not listing these words in alphabetical should be listed between digress and dress. I forgot. Dispossess. Sorry to car? >> He's a cult leader in Los Angeles [28:57] not a daily occurrence for him? >> Say yes to everything. real tough to >> Then I'd work on your TED talk, sir, because you made it seem very much like right up until this story was ready to explain what the actual point is. Of [29:11] course, assuming it knows what the point is, which is seeming less likely by the >> Well, maybe at first it is, but that's just to open you up to it, to get you >> So, it's like a gateway yes to the harder yeses. God, I wonder what yes [29:23] is off the table. >> Have you ever driven one of these Thankfully for Carl, this hospital allows its nurses to give the patients some instructions on how to escape on your designer motorbike brakes. [29:36] scooter with Allison. >> No, Carl. This is not the same. isn't Carl and is in fact an experienced motorcycle driver pretending to be Carl finale is being scored to the same track from the beginning of the film because [29:51] they're going to damn well use it. [laughter] It's a butt. Butts are [ __ ] >> Indeed, nothing about Allison's personality to date suggests she would be impressed by a man in a hospital gown [30:04] >> And now I know that what I have to share is pretty huge and I want to share it want to. >> Ending your movie with the most absolute let me get this straight. Times I should say yes are the times I want to. Thanks [30:19] because that is exactly what Carl was doing at the beginning of the movie. He lesson I wish I would have learned exactly 95 minutes ago. we've ever had. >> No big deal. I know a lot of people who [30:34] >> Carl goes to the yes convention and presumably asks everyone for their home and got changed. Or he's saying Carl told them to donate all the clothes think one of them would go out and buy some more clothes. Meaning what we're [30:47] actually seeing here is that Carl asked these people to donate all the clothes home, and every item of clothing they will ever purchase for all time. CARL'S A DICK. [screaming] >> NO. [31:13] [cheering] >> YES. YES. >> YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. Say it a million YES. YES. YES. YES. Say it a million times. Say it a million more times. [31:25] >> Yes. Yes. >> Yes. Yes. [cheering] >> Yes. >> Yes. >> YES. >> YES. [31:40] >> YES. >> YES. [cheering and screaming] >> YES. [cheering and screaming] >> YES. YES. YES. YES. [groaning] >> YES. [screaming] >> YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. [31:54] YES. YES. YES. YES. >> YES. YES. YES. >> YES. [32:14] NO. [screaming] GOD. NO. GOD, PLEASE. NO. NO. NO. NO. GOD, PLEASE. NO. NO. NO. NO. [screaming]