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title: 'Everything Wrong With Yes Man In 33 Minutes Or Less'
source: 'https://youtube.com/watch?v=kaFtZn-vMPY'
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date: 2026-07-17
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# Everything Wrong With Yes Man In 33 Minutes Or Less

> Source: [Everything Wrong With Yes Man In 33 Minutes Or Less](https://youtube.com/watch?v=kaFtZn-vMPY)

## Summary

This video is a comedic, critical analysis of the 2008 film 'Yes Man', starring Jim Carrey. The narrator systematically breaks down the movie's plot, character decisions, and logical inconsistencies, highlighting its flaws and clichés.

### Key Points

- **Opening Critique** [00:13] — The video begins by mocking the movie's opening logos and the dated concept of ringtones.
- **Nokia 6300 and Accidental Answers** [00:39] — The narrator comments on the difficulty of accidentally answering a call on a Nokia 6300, questioning a plot point.
- **Constipation and Social Life** [01:06] — The narrator jokes about a character letting constipation ruin a night out, calling it relatable.
- **Blockbuster Nostalgia** [01:20] — The video compares Blockbuster to a library-Netflix hybrid and criticizes choosing 'Transformers' over 'The Witches of Eastwick'.
- **Mimic 3 and Bradley Cooper** [01:50] — The narrator references 'Mimic 3: The Sentinel' and a lookalike of Bradley Cooper, questioning the movie's logic.
- **Post-Credit Scene Idea** [02:03] — Suggests a post-credit scene where Jim Carrey's character pays off a lie by renting all movies, but his clone goes missing.
- **Cell Phone Delays and Nausea** [02:18] — Comments on the awkwardness of talking to someone on a cell phone while standing in the same room.
- **Relationship Timeline Critique** [02:31] — The narrator mocks the movie's logic that two years of companionship, with six months of happy hormones, indicates lifelong bonding.
- **Coincidence and Uvula Kissing** [02:43] — Points out a shocking coincidence and a line about kissing a uvula, calling it absurd.
- **Peter as Villain** [02:56] — The movie exposes Peter as the villain too early by showing him wanting to interact with his ex-wife.
- **Time Crunch Cliché** [03:08] — The narrator criticizes the overuse of time-related excuses in the movie.
- **Commitment to Pratt Fall** [03:23] — Comments on a character's commitment to a slip and fall, finding it oddly impressive.
- **Carl's Attitude and Flyers** [03:36] — The narrator notes that Carl's attitude of saying no is realistic for most people, but the movie treats it as a flaw.
- **Reese Darby and MCU Comparison** [03:50] — Compares a character to an MCU character with self-healing, suggesting a missed opportunity.
- **Length of Service Logic** [04:05] — Criticizes the logic that length of service should equal promotion, using YouTube tenure as an example.
- **Post-Pandemic Optimism** [04:19] — The narrator sarcastically references post-pandemic optimism as a plot point.
- **Joke Explanation and Nitpicking** [04:32] — The narrator explains a joke about explaining jokes, then continues nitpicking.
- **Breastfed Savings and Loan** [04:46] — A pun on 'breastfed savings and loan' is noted as a momentary brain glitch.
- **Nick Lane and Stranger on Bus** [04:58] — Comments on a character greeting a stranger on a bus and expecting him to be running the place after five years.
- **Cow Bazooka Joke** [05:11] — The narrator finds a joke about shooting a cow with a bazooka terrible but notes the character didn't tell the worst part.
- **Bank Window Breakage** [05:24] — Criticizes the movie's unrealistic depiction of a bank window breaking from a small rock.
- **No Montage and Blockbuster Section** [05:36] — The movie shows another 'no' montage, and the narrator wishes to see the family renting horror movies from Blockbuster.
- **Product Placement and Cable Guy** [05:49] — Points out product placement for 'The Cable Guy' and suggests Carl will be surprised by its content.
- **Polygraphite Magazine** [06:01] — Questions why a low-motivation banker would have a magazine about polygraphite.
- **Hiring and Relationship Advice** [06:13] — Comments on a hiring scene and the movie's simplistic view of relationships.
- **Engagement Party and Breakthroughs** [06:25] — The narrator notes that attending an engagement party after a divorce might not lead to breakthroughs.
- **Fake Nightmare Cliché** [06:37] — Criticizes the use of a fake nightmare as narrative momentum.
- **Clothes Consistency** [06:50] — Points out that Carl is wearing the same clothes after a nightmare, suggesting it was real.
- **Life Conspiracy** [07:06] — Carl's life events conspire to push him to a 'Say Yes' convention.
- **Yes Convention and Robot Wives** [07:19] — The narrator jokes about dreaming of futuristic robot wives at the convention.
- **Radical Yesitude Critique** [07:31] — The narrator argues that saying yes to everything ignores the value of saying no to dangerous things.
- **Math Teaching and Cultiness** [07:45] — Comments on the cult-like method of teaching math by saying 'yes' two million times.
- **Auditing Life** [07:58] — The narrator points out a logical flaw: if Carl must say yes to everything, he couldn't say no to auditing life.
- **Terry Interrogation** [08:12] — The narrator objects to leading the witness during a scene.
- **Girlfriend Definition** [08:25] — Criticizes the movie's definition of 'girlfriend' and the concept of being close to one.
- **Covenant and Michael Fassbender** [08:37] — The narrator warns Carl not to make a covenant, comparing it to a movie with Michael Fassbender.
- **Discount Liar Liar** [08:51] — The movie is described as a discount version of 'Liar Liar'.
- **Meeting Aftermath** [09:05] — The narrator is annoyed that the movie doesn't show the rest of the meeting after the plot part.
- **First Yes and Battery Dead** [09:17] — Carl says yes to a ride, but his battery is dead, leading to a critique of his preparedness.
- **Cash Money 101** [09:34] — The narrator notes that carrying all your money in your coat pocket is unwise.
- **Running Out of Gas** [09:46] — Carl runs out of gas, which the narrator blames on him for not refueling.
- **Manic Pixie Dream Girl** [09:59] — Zooey Deschanel's character is identified as a manic pixie dream girl cliché.
- **Sarcasm and No** [10:12] — The narrator questions whether sarcastic 'no' counts as breaking the yes rule.
- **Unhoused Man and Kiss** [10:27] — The movie implies that helping an unhoused man is only worthwhile because it leads to a kiss.
- **Correlation vs Causation** [10:41] — The narrator criticizes the movie for confusing correlation with causation.
- **Persian Wifefinder** [10:54] — A scene with Persian Wifefinder is mocked.
- **Loan Approval Without Interest** [11:10] — Carl approves a loan without entering an interest rate, highlighting poor banking practices.
- **Liar Liar Comparison** [11:23] — The movie is compared unfavorably to 'Liar Liar', which had more iconic scenes by this point.
- **Raise Context** [11:36] — The movie gives no context for whether Carl's raise is significant.
- **Depression and Escapism** [11:49] — The narrator suggests Carl's behavior might be due to depression, not just being a 'dick'.
- **Yeah vs Yes** [12:02] — The narrator questions whether 'yeah' counts as 'yes' and notes its non-committal connotation.
- **Tab and Abuse of Power** [12:17] — Peter abuses Carl's new power by starting a tab.
- **Lime Spit and AI** [12:31] — The narrator criticizes a scene where JC doesn't actually spit lime into a wine glass, suggesting AI could fix it.
- **Assault Opportunity** [12:44] — A scene where Carl says yes to an 'assault opportunity' is called out.
- **Ball and Prettiness Quotient** [12:58] — The movie equates a woman's prettiness to going to a ball, which the narrator finds problematic.
- **Vomiting Scene** [13:13] — The narrator notes the lack of evidence of vomiting in a scene, calling it unfunny.
- **Shelves and Yes Conflict** [13:26] — Carl says yes to helping with shelves, but the narrator questions if two yeses can conflict.
- **Sexual Release** [13:39] — The movie includes an unwanted sexual advance, which the narrator finds cringe and not funny.
- **Working the System** [13:52] — Carl never tries to work the system by saying 'yes, I will do this later'.
- **Scary Dog and Fatal Fall** [14:07] — Carl's encounter with a scary dog leads him to accept an offer, but the narrator notes the dog's chain saved him.
- **Mattress from Shopping Channel** [14:20] — Carl buys a mattress from a shopping channel, but the narrator questions why he must say yes to every billboard.
- **Guitar Lessons and Flying** [14:32] — Carl says yes to guitar lessons and flying, but the narrator notes this is easy with unlimited money.
- **Organic Fertilizer Metaphor** [14:45] — The movie uses an organic fertilizer business as a metaphor for banking, which the narrator finds confusing.
- **Munchausen by Proxy** [14:59] — Zooey Deschanel's character sings about Munchausen by proxy, which the narrator finds odd.
- **MySpace and Facebook** [15:13] — The narrator compares MySpace to Facebook, noting they were similar.
- **Narrative Convenience** [15:27] — Saying yes increases narrative convenience by a factor of 10.
- **Jogging Photo Group** [15:40] — A character combines jogging and photography, but the narrator notes Carl gets community service for a similar activity.
- **Scooter Parking** [15:53] — The narrator questions why a scooter is parked so far away.
- **Romcom Tropes** [16:08] — The movie relies on basic romcom tropes and Jim Carrey faces, which the narrator finds insufficient.
- **Red Bull and Rockstar** [16:23] — The narrator suspects a paid promotional deal with Rockstar, given the Red Bull mention.
- **Nokia Camera Quality** [16:36] — The narrator doubts a Nokia 6300 can take decent photos, especially with a jogging group.
- **Observatory Hike** [16:50] — The observatory is a 2.5-mile uphill hike, but characters find Carl collapsed there.
- **Cinemains Support** [17:06] — The narrator sarcastically supports the movie's right to sin itself.
- **Blind Date and Iranian Woman** [17:20] — Carl goes on a blind date with an Iranian woman, and the narrator comments on cultural stereotypes.
- **Bridal Shower and Friends** [17:35] — A character thinks her friends are lame for not wanting to host a bridal shower.
- **Expel Aras and Costco** [17:50] — The narrator jokes about 'expel aras' and buying large quantities at Costco.
- **Black Bars and Hogwarts Express** [18:03] — The narrator suggests doing something interesting with black bars, like a Hogwarts Express reference.
- **School Buses and Prisons** [18:16] — Comments on school buses stopping at high-security prisons.
- **Hollywood Bowl and Royal Albert Hall** [18:30] — The narrator imagines instruments being stolen or used for nefarious purposes.
- **Can't Buy Me Love Cover** [18:44] — The movie's cover of 'Can't Buy Me Love' is deemed a reasonable facsimile.
- **Life as Playground** [18:59] — The narrator argues that too many people forget life is a playground, but the movie's solution is simplistic.
- **Old Person Breath** [19:12] — A scene where someone assumes an old person wants to smell their breath is criticized.
- **Biggest Loser Tagline** [19:25] — The movie uses a discarded tagline from 'The Biggest Loser'.
- **Ducati and Gender Stereotypes** [19:38] — A Ducati is used to fight gender stereotypes, but the narrator finds it cliché.
- **Loan Approval Without Due Diligence** [19:51] — Carl gives loans without due diligence, which the narrator notes has historically worked out poorly.
- **Fist Bump Confusion** [20:04] — A character confuses 'fist bump' with 'fist my bump', leading to a joke.
- **Korean Fluency** [20:18] — Carl learns Korean fluently in a short time, which the narrator finds unrealistic.
- **Pointing and Four Fingers** [20:31] — The narrator notes that pointing has four fingers pointing back, but the movie doesn't use this lesson.
- **Triple Bypass** [20:48] — The narrator questions if Carl would join a triple bypass surgery just because he's passing by.
- **Suicide Prevention Scene** [21:02] — Carl intervenes in a suicide attempt, but the narrator notes that his recent experiences conveniently equip him.
- **Third Eye Blind's Jumper** [21:15] — Everyone sings 'Jumper' by Third Eye Blind, which the narrator finds inappropriate for a life-or-death situation.
- **Firefighter Role** [21:28] — The narrator questions the firefighter's role in the scene.
- **Blisters on Fingers** [21:41] — Carl says yes to getting blisters on his fingers, a reference to 'The Who'.
- **Lincoln, Nebraska** [21:57] — A flight to Lincoln, Nebraska is mentioned, and the narrator comments on the character's obnoxiousness.
- **Human Head Weight** [22:10] — A reference to the human head weighing eight pounds is noted.
- **Loan Officer's Apartment** [22:23] — The narrator questions if a loan officer would have a nicer apartment than a branch manager.
- **Fainting and Hitchcock** [22:36] — A fainting scene is compared to Hitchcock's 'North by Northwest'.
- **I Love You and Subversion** [22:48] — The narrator can't tell if the movie is sincere or subverting romcoms.
- **Weekend Plans and Money** [23:01] — The narrator wonders how much money Carl makes at the bank.
- **Star Trek Actors** [23:14] — The narrator notes that two actors have appeared in 'Star Trek', calling it a drumhead trial.
- **Wrong Guy and Interview** [23:27] — A character says Carl is with the wrong guy, and the narrator comments on an interview scene.
- **Terrorism Plot** [23:40] — The movie suggests Carl is in cahoots with North Koreans and Iranians for a fertilizer bomb.
- **Immigration Marriage** [23:53] — A character asks if Carl's marriage was for immigration, and he says yes.
- **Third Act Conflict** [24:06] — The movie uses a classic third act conflict where a character knows something they shouldn't.
- **Carl Marx** [24:19] — A reference to Carl Marx, who died in 1883, is used to explain Carl's suspicious activities.
- **Terrorism Charge Replacement** [24:32] — The narrator notes that replacing a terrorism charge with an even worse one is a bad tactic.
- **Yes to Everything Question** [24:47] — Allison asks if Carl says yes to everything, but the narrator points out he just answered 'no'.
- **Adult Decision Making** [25:00] — Allison expected Carl to weigh options like an adult, but he didn't.
- **Omission vs Moving In** [25:13] — The narrator focuses on Carl's omission rather than the fact he said yes to moving in with a stranger.
- **Middle Ground** [25:27] — The movie shifts to a centrist view that there is a middle ground, despite proving the yes mentality works.
- **Demon Bird and Flying** [25:39] — Carl flies a plane, and the narrator comments on a 'demon bird' nightmare fuel.
- **Virginity Disclosure** [25:53] — Carl discloses his virginity to a random person, which the narrator finds odd.
- **Jump Off a Bridge** [26:08] — The narrator explains a lateral thinking joke about jumping off a bridge with a bungee cord.
- **Bridal Shower Apology** [26:22] — Carl apologizes for forgetting the bridal shower by throwing a party at a lodge with strangers.
- **Party Guests** [26:35] — The party includes a neighbor, a sad lady, Fouch from Persian Wifefinder, and a random Scottish guy.
- **John Goodman vs Alec Baldwin** [26:48] — The narrator debates whether a character looks more like John Goodman or Alec Baldwin.
- **Sue Me and Norman** [27:00] — A character named Sue Me is introduced to Norman, and the narrator questions the need for this introduction.
- **Half Price Camera** [27:14] — A camera is half price, but the narrator suggests overcharging a rich lady instead.
- **Tilly and Gummies** [27:26] — Carl's neighbor gives him gummies, and the narrator comments on chivalry being dead.
- **Divorce and Sex** [27:38] — A character says no to sex with an ex, which the narrator finds a harder line than blowies from Nana.
- **Sue Me Test** [27:51] — The narrator plays with the name 'Sue Me' and lists words alphabetically.
- **Cult Leader** [28:04] — A character is revealed as a cult leader, which the narrator finds unsurprising.
- **TED Talk and Point** [28:18] — The narrator criticizes the cult leader's TED talk for not explaining the actual point.
- **Gateway Yes** [28:31] — The concept of a 'gateway yes' to harder yeses is introduced, and the narrator wonders what 'yes' is off the table.
- **Motorcycle and Hospital** [28:43] — Carl escapes a hospital on a motorcycle, but the narrator notes the nurse gave him instructions.
- **Scooter vs Motorcycle** [28:57] — Allison says a motorcycle is not the same as a scooter, but the narrator points out Carl is not an experienced rider.
- **Finale Score** [29:11] — The finale uses the same track from the beginning, which the narrator finds lazy.
- **Butt Joke** [29:23] — A butt joke is deemed unfunny.
- **Allison's Personality** [29:36] — The narrator notes that nothing about Allison's personality suggests she would be impressed by a man in a hospital gown.
- **Lesson Learned** [29:51] — Carl learns that he should say yes only when he wants to, which is what he was doing at the beginning.
- **Clothes Donation** [30:04] — Carl asks everyone to donate all their clothes, which the narrator finds selfish.
- **Carl's Dick Move** [30:19] — The narrator concludes that Carl is a dick for asking people to donate all their clothes forever.
- **Yes Convention Reprise** [30:34] — The video ends with a montage of people saying 'yes' and 'no', mirroring the movie's ending.

### Conclusion

The video concludes that 'Yes Man' is a flawed movie that relies on clichés, illogical plot points, and a simplistic message. The narrator's nitpicking highlights the film's inconsistencies and lack of depth.

## Transcript

guess, but I'm not sure why he let us get through 30 seconds of logos call. Also, remember that brief period of time in the where it was cool to ruin your favorite song by using it as a tiny ringtone that acted as a precursor to a
want to answer? Therefore, forever tainting said favorite song on any narrator remembers >> no. >> The first word of a movie about a guy who has to always say yes is that guy
ready for the deluge of genius subtext like this that the movie is about to throw at you. I had a Nokia 6300 back in the day and hard to intentionally press any given button, let alone accidentally answer a
>> Resorting to a French persona instead of just hanging up the phone. You never answer when I don't. >> This suggests that Carl exclusively doesn't recognize, which is odd when not
>> Oh man, that sounds great. I wish I >> Letting constipation get in the way of a night out with friends. Listen, life got to work that out as best you can. For those of you who do not recognize
blockbusters were kind of like what you'd get if a library and a Netflix had baby. the irredeemable sin of choosing Transformers over the critically Witches of Eastwick. >> Specific things like uh get in line at
waiting in line at the video store, paying for an individual movie at the store, and getting a late fee from the video store as opposed to just pressing corporations. Their fact there will likely never be the will or demand for
me to send Mimic 3 the Sentinel. >> I can see you, Carl. I'm outside the desperation. Bradley Cooper. >> There is this guy who looks just like me stores that I do. >> I would get back all the sins if Jim
pay off this lie. He would just turn up in a postredit scene renting all of his his clone going missing. >> Wow, that's amazing because his mouth is >> Which should be a sign you've entered a quantum realm where cell phone delays
to someone on a cell with them standing in the same room? The resulting nausea >> What has it been? 6 months. >> No, >> Oh, yeah. That's about right. Then >> if you assume that two years of
companionship, 6 months of which at least will be flooded with judgment skewing happy hormones, can be an indicator of a lifelong bonding, then yes, I suppose that is about right. >> I'm serious. Stephanie's at the bar.
>> In a coincidence so shocking that Carl should seriously consider the showed. >> Oh, look. Look, they're touching each >> I know they're spelled similarly, Carl, but he is kissing her uvula.
>> You just got here, too, Carl. >> Yeah, but he's got a thing. wanting to interact with his ex-wife, who traumatically left him, meaning the movie has exposed Peter as the villain far too early to be narratively
>> There's uh no time. There's time crunch and uh time is of the essence. >> This is no time to argue about time. We don't have the time. >> Nobody commits like Carrie. You may see a simple pratt fall, but I see him
out of the air right before committing so hard to the slip and fall that every immediate hard on. >> Hey man, want to rock out tonight? Oh, >> Acting like Carl is the only person who constantly says no to you as a person
guy should have this attitude with 99.99% of the people who walk past him. wasting his time and money by taking the flyer and immediately throwing it away. Carl Allen has reported for duty. >> Reese Darby looks so much like a
didn't have the whole self-healing thing, I swear the MCU could just write difference. >> I didn't really want the job badly. I logical choice. But whatever. >> Assuming the length of service should
logic, I should be the CEO of YouTube after this channel's decade plus tenure talent or ambition. Wait. >> Well, hey, look at it this way. At least >> Post-pandemic optimism. >> When is it?
then. >> It's almost like you were committed to of what I was going to say. >> It's also like being so committed to a audience in the hope that it makes a tired cliche funnier, but not quite as
joke, explaining what the joke is trying to do for the purposes of nitpicking. this bit until it gets funny. Or we eventually Hey, where'd all our viewers go? Why do you even have a cell phone? For a
split second here, my brain thought this bank was the breastfed savings and loan. because I had really latched on to the idea. idea. >> Carl, hey, long time no see. Nick Lane
with a stranger on a bus. >> You must be running this place by now. >> Expecting someone to be running the place after 5 years of employment >> I shot a cow with a bazooka. I heard you're supposed to put the explosives in
the cow, but honestly, I find that a bomb and a bolt. Sorry, I know that's terrible, but at least I didn't tell you what happened next because that's noble. >> Bank windows that break under the impact of a SINGULAR SMALL ROCK.
>> KYLE, LIVE YOUR LIFE. YOU WON'T REGRET IT. when being a yes man has led you to property damage of a federal building and escaping arrest. >> No.
>> Movie gives us another no montage. a montage. As if it hasn't spent the first throats that this [ __ ] says no to everything. This appears to be the family section of Blockbuster. And I for one wish we could see the family that
was enjoying the original Pet Cemetery, House of Blood, House of Wax, Interview with the Vampire, The Ninth Day, and The Cable Guy. Wait, the Cable Guy? Oh well, Cable Guy elevates this from a nitpicking misdemeanor to willful
product placement in the first degree. Also, Carl's going to be very surprised when he pops in that copy of the Cable Guy later. No, not because the guy in it isn't ready for its nuance take on how entertainment culture corrupts our
humans. It will move him in ways he's likely not ready for. Whichever setd dresser expected us to believe that low on motivation middle manager banker Carl would be passionate enough about polygraphite and its applications in
suspension to warrant a sofa aside magazine on the matter. Just snap it off already. >> You're hired. of it, but this isn't about you. It's about me. But why not both? Isn't that
how relationships work? Guess Carl needs to find some peace and move on, but a engagement party when marriage chewed you up and spit you out might not breakthroughs before he's ready. Everyone is the [ __ ] here and
Welcome to human. >> You're not even going to sweat that far. >> You're not even going to sweat that far. I hope they are watching. the awakening from a fake nightmare as an excuse for narrative momentum cliche
the 300 when he clearly checked out the is wearing the same clothes we saw earlier, I think it's safe to say this with Peter, meaning he had a fight with his best friend and then decided to
I don't think it's impossible, but I find it deeply suspicious. In the last few days, Carl has bumped into his very happy ex-wife, been passed over for a pushed his best friend to his limit. It's like all the aspects of his life
are conspiring against him to make sure he'd go to a Say Yes convention that he circumstances. >> Welcome to Yes. We are about to begin. I'm about to fall asleep and dream of futuristic robot wives.
>> Hey, Carl. >> Carl. Carl. Carl. >> You have got to start saying yes, my man. And I mean to everything. >> Everything. Everything. like swallowing tide pods, kicking puppies, watching
Look, I know radical yesitude means that you might discover opportunities that would have otherwise escaped you. But that ignores the fact that saying no to will never happen to you. Stay indoors, watch YouTube, just don't do anything it
says other than me. >> Say it a million times. Say it a million more times. And the word you will have said two million times is >> I feel like there are easier and less
culty ways to teach math to the masses. >> Uh that's okay. I'm just auditing. You can't audit life, my friend. >> What's that, Terrence? You can't. So if someone approached Carl and said, "Can you audit life?" He'd be forced to say
no. Doesn't seem particularly on brand. Terry interrogated. >> And you're not sure about this, are you?
>> I object. Leading the witness. >> You say no to life and therefore you're >> That is demonstrabably not true. >> You don't have a girlfriend. You don't >> Not exploring further the defining characteristics of measuring the
relative distance from the state of being or not being a girlfriend. Just close to a girlfriend because I didn't realize that option was out there. >> We're going to make a covenant, Carl. >> Don't do it, Carl. You'll spend most of
existence of your proceeding adventure and assuming everyone will stick with on Michael Fbender this time. >> Once you leave this building, every time an opportunity presents itself, no matter what it is, you will say yes.
>> Yes. The fact that this movie is just a discount liar liar should be instituted as the standard curriculum at Run Itack University. >> MAKE ME BELIEVE IT. >> YES. YES. YES.
I'm now just mad the movie refuses to show us what the rest of this meeting looks like after the plot part happens. >> Well, that's weird. I didn't realize we >> which is ironically exactly how the people leaving a maybe seminar are
>> Could you drive me to Alleion Park? Oh. Uh, >> YEAH. IT'S not so much that it took the movie a full sixth of its run time to made that 20 minutes feel like 40 minutes. Also, a movie takes a full
yes manning. >> Oh, man. Your battery's dead. he should have known better. >> You got a whole lot there. Can I have it out the entire wad. It's hard to remember now, but back when you used to
carry that stuff, only pulling what you need was cash money 101 stuff. Hey Carl, >> If you're carrying all your money around in your coat pocket, I think you're at phone battery so you can't call Triple A when you run out of gas?
happening to Carl. But honestly, running out of gas is completely on him. Unless the guy specifically asked him not to refuel, there was no reason he couldn't >> What does take a late night stroll through the hills and get killed by the
>> That does not seem to be likely, unless that particular cult was gifted with the Dashino shows up as the manic pixie dream girl in a 2000s era comedy cliche. five sin points per movie you can name in the comments without searching, but
have this cliche. There's probably 50 points available. And that's if I don't count the happening. >> That's a good look. murdered at night at a gas station. >> Am I going too fast for you?
endangerment. >> No, in fact, I think you should go this quickly. I'm not sure if there's a sarcasm coralary that was clearly a spoken no. So I'm going to need some hard and fast rulings here. They both
providing the unhoused man in need with a lift to the park was only worthwhile because it led to a brief kiss from a woman. I see what this movie is >> Yes. Always leads to something good. >> Taking a sample size of one good thing
your decisions. Movie is entitled The Power of Boners Man. Also thinking correlation is the same as causation. When Hume had that debunked in the 18th >> I guess >> movie is entitled I guess man.
>> Persian wifefinder. >> Hi there. I am Faroo. all of his emails like he's back at the keyboard in Bruce Almighty. I guess if yourself. Carl approves this loan without entering an interest rate.
initiative, I could promote you. >> It's hard to overstate how much of the first half hour. Liar. liar was into the iconic courtroom scene by now. The best this movie has so far is guy drives an unhoused gentleman to a north LA park
and lets him use his phone for a bit. >> Nice little raise in it for you, too. >> Zero context this movie gave as to whether that's a significant raise for him or not. He could have been making 64 before or 30 before and those are two
sudden onset yes syndrome. >> I've been such a dick and a douche. Or you've been dealing with a depression for 3 years and self-medicating with a by an escapism through movie watching
>> Yeah, exactly. >> But if that's the case, that means he the answer is no. Although if the answer is no, then he wouldn't have to say yes. And he'd be able to say no. I mean, he didn't even say yes. He said yeah. And
doesn't yeah have a far more non-committal connotation than >> oh no, I've gone crosseyed. And actually, we're going to start a tab and will be taking care of it. >> But you're okay with that, right, buddy?
the few ways that Peter decides to abuse this new superpower he's just been gifted. Um is too lazy to run enough takes for JC to actually spit that lime into the wine glass. And this is why we need AI in movies to fix this kind of
pick up and immediately master simply by saying yes to an opportunity. >> Excuse me, could I? >> Absolutely. This is not an assault opportunity. >> Well, I don't think that's what she was
>> Movie is entitled I don't think that's what she was asking for, but All right, >> Every girl deserves to go to a ball. >> Equating someone's prettiness quotient hole. >> Oh my god, that's so funny.
>> And yet, not even 1% as funny as this movie thinks it is. >> Waiting until this moment to realize this. The framing of this scene makes it vomiting. And yet, the lack of evidence in and around the toilet and upon his
>> I was wondering if you could help me put up some shelves. >> I need a ruling here. Carl has already said yes to being somewhere else like work. Does the time spent on the new yes supersede the requirement of the old
yes? Do two yeses make a no? >> Would you like a release? Uh, >> You know, a sexual release. The movie will now expand the be open to new experiences category to include unwanted sexual experiences. Is it funny?
Subjective? Is it cringe? Purposely is another sign the movie probably isn't decisions and their relationship to worldview and life practice. Yes, man. of everything. >> I don't know what to say here.
[laughter] I'm stumped. I'm baffled. >> Carl never attempts to work the system by saying yes, absolutely. I will definitely do this later. NO DETECTED.
scary dog as a direct result of his no and decides that he has no option but to take Tilly up on her offer lest a series of unfortunate events befall him. But could have been a fatal fall and the dog's chain saved him from a mauling
this as a sign that he did the right thing. The misconception that all the tape in order for a scene to be funny. >> So I can expect delivery anytime between 8:00 a.m. and 5:30. Carl buys a mattress from a shopping channel, but why is he
channel? On all the channels? Where does he have to say yes to every single billboard, poster, and junk mail he ever brought to light? Also, what kind of shopping channel doesn't show the price,
price, and phone number to buy the quadruply discounted thing on screen at >> I do want to take guitar lessons. I do want to learn how to fly. Yes, I would a live look at Nathan Fieler planning for upcoming seasons of the rehearsal
yes to everything is easy when you have unlimited money, learning Korean, for an organic fertilizer business as a metaphor for the banking industry being is just a self-destructive never-ending cycle of growth and decay. Excitement.
cycle of growth and decay. Excitement. >> Hey, I came. It's great. >> You're kidding me. >> I know, right? We literally just witnessed Carl getting his housing munch by proxy. What are the odds? Zoe Dashel
shows up as the manic pixie dream girl in a 2000s era comedy and also sing this one, but the same rules apply. There's at least three, and that's if I called Munchousin by Proxy, and they're singing a song about a nasty breakup
while dressed as an Australian coral reef. This band branding is confusing at >> Hey, did you ever meet my friend Ian? He's a computer hacker. He helped me >> All of us realizing how good we had it with Tom until it was too late. I blame.
what MySpace is, it was just like Facebook except nothing really happened other than ranking your friends. Sorry, I meant it was literally just like I meant it was literally just like Facebook.
Zoe Desanel was the chapel ran of 2008. >> Hey, out of gas make out guy. the after I failed to perform somehow makes it into the movie. >> Is this crazy or what? >> It turns out that saying yes to things
increases a script's opportunities for narrative convenience by a factor of 10. >> I teach a jogging photo group for people who want to both exercise and practice >> Oh, sure. She gets to combine her love of photography and people jogging, but I
community service for 6 months. Carl gets some valuable flirt time as he walks Alice into her scooter. But why the [ __ ] did she park it so far away? her purse. >> So anyway, my answer is yes. I'd be
>> This movie thinks it can get by on basic romcom tropes and the semi- occasional Jim Carrey face and movies so far is very, very wrong. Remember when movies Atlanta and Vancouver? Griffith
Red Bull before, but I had a Red Bull last night. I really like Red Bull. Let me guess, this movie had a paid promotional deal with Rockstar. Jim Carrey and nothing more. I was going to send Carl and his 2 megapixel Nokia
decent photo, but it's likely he doesn't care or realize on account of all the system, but there's no way any of these sober joggers are taking a decent photo who seems to be exclusively aiming at the back of her fellow joggers heads.
wasting a lovely night dancing in this scene. Also worth noting that Cathy's corner, seen here, is a 2 and 1/2 mile uphill hike from the observatory. And they find Carl collapsed. And that's the freshest group of people who just ran
seen. >> I thought he was it the one or whatever. >> you really should warn me about the length of the story though. Kind of >> We at Cinemains are proud supporters of the rights of movies to sin themselves
it takes to be this honest about your flaws and want to add our ding to the allyship. >> Anyway, I never would have met Allison >> Well, not with that attitude. You wouldn't have faith in these
>> You also wouldn't be on a blind date with a strange Iranian woman. Westerners. >> My friends are being really lame and shower. Thinking your friends are lame because none of them want the pressure
bridal shower that has little hope of meeting the expectations of your what makes a friend not lame scale. >> EXPEL ARAS. and deflected it back. >> Trying to counter expelis without
>> Got tons of it at Costco. I can buy large quantities of anything at discount >> How can that be profitable for Fredo? >> Watching a movie with those black bars blocking so much of the screen. At least do something interesting with them. Much
better. All aboard the Hogwarts Express. Next stop, Escobar. school buses that frequently have stops at high security prisons. Also leaving >> can't do this. >> Why you scared?
Hollywood Bowl where they could be stolen, rained on, or used to cover up the kill shot of a foreign dignitary at the Royal Albert Hall. say don't need the Royal Albert Hall. say don't need those diamond rings.
to oo. >> I don't care too much for money. reasonable faximile of Can't Buy Me Love is too much talent for one man and a they are not just. >> The world's a playground. You know that
the way, everyone forgets it. Grumpy adult here, but I think it could be very easily argued that too many people don't forget it. Not sure arguing for more life is a frivolous game is a solution you think it might be.
>> Assuming that because someone is old, that they'd love to smell the full bouquet of your breakfast breath while >> Something's going down on a big scale. >> The discarded tagline from The Biggest
Loser somehow ends up in this movie. >> It's a Ducati. I'm thinking it'll get thing. >> Fighting gender stereotypes with gender >> These people are so grateful to have their needs met. More than 98% of them
>> Yes, giving people loans without due diligence has worked out very well. And Robbie's bubble bath that would suggest any different. >> Nice work, Carl. Bump my fist. >> Oh, mister. I was going to fist you.
>> Oh, mister. I was going to fist you. >> Fist my bump. No, it's fist bump. enough time to spend learning Korean as fluently as he's about to speak to her doesn't mean you can get your brain matrixed with new info.
>> Not finishing this by reminding him that when you point, there are four fingers cool way to keep people from committing the horrendous sin of pointing at >> Somebody needs to talk him down. >> No one even asked or told him to do
yes. Would he jump in on aing triple bypass just because he was passing by a hospital? Of course not. That would be ridiculous because he's so clearly not >> Hey, buddy. Whoa. >> Carl's arrival is a surprise, which is
apartment. >> Don't try anything. I'm going to kill >> Uh, okay. >> It's like the movie is purposely picking the worst possible situations for its theory on living life with an affirming
attitude and trying new things. There are some things, including ideiation, deescalation, where you might do more harm than good by thinking your new should get involved. He's now going to play the guitar to get this guy off the
ledge. And the speed at which his recent life experiences are the exact things that he needs to solve these problems is so convenient. It feels like a game of Everyone is now singing Thirdey Blind's jumper joyfully together in this life or
death situation. And as much as they might be on key, I think the movie while sweet, I don't think this firefighter is performing their role as >> I GOT BLISTERS ON MY FINGERS. >> Carl seriously needs to say yes to
of the sudden Jim carries. >> The next flight available for boarding is to Lincoln, Nebraska. >> Listen, Lane, I know they're obnoxiously States of the Union. >> The earliest switchboard operator's
pounds. >> Gary, do you know the human head weighs >> What do you know about that? >> Pretty sexy. the south. >> What? Do you live here now? >> Yeah, I asked Carl and he had to say
you are here. Does the loan officer really have a nicer apartment than the >> I can't believe I tripped like that. >> Huh? Seemed like you fainted. Hitchcock thinking they're directing a discount north by Northwest starring Jim
>> I love you. Like can't believe it. It's kind of ridiculous. >> Wow. Poetic. I genuinely can't tell if this movie thinks it's being sincere or if it's subverting romcoms like it's the song Eleanor by the Turtles. And I think
you infants. >> We should do this every weekend. We >> How muching money is he making at that bank? >> Okay, I wasn't going to mention the actress playing Tilly appeared in Star
have Spencer Garrett, who has played two different characters in Star Trek. I comment on these things? What is this? Some kind of drum head trial? I'm only >> I think you're with the wrong guy. >> Oh, I'm sorry. Was I speaking to you?
interview. >> I was just saying to Agent Tweed how I Lincoln, Nebraska. >> Agent Moltac would be excellent at add up all the pieces here. They're saying that he is in cahoots with the
North Koreans and the Iranians to make some kind of fertilizer bomb for a cell parts might look suspicious, but the overall plot would make even the likes >> You were married for only 6 months. Was that some sort of immigration thing?
>> Yes. >> Ah, yes. The classic third act conflict hand about something they weren't supposed to know. Got to play the hits. >> We knew another Carl we weren't too crazy about, didn't we, Tweed? His name
>> Carl Marx died in 1883. So all the activity that appears suspicious, the flying lessons, the spontaneous trip taking, it's all because he must say yes >> Trying to get your friend out of a terrorism charge by replacing it with an
tactic. >> Did you say yes everything? Are you >> Clearly, he doesn't say yes to everything, Allison. He just answered sounds. Pay attention. >> I didn't know what to expect, but I
guess I figured like an adult, you were going to weigh the options. You paused >> like he was weighing the options like an adult, like you just said. I'm very it or not? >> I can't believe I didn't tell her I was
>> Focusing on that omission instead of the whole I said yes to moving in with a >> There is a middle ground here, Carl. You can process things. You can weigh them case-by case basis. The movie will now shift to this centrist view as if it
railing us with proof that the yes mentality works like gang busters. This absolute demon bird nightmare fuel. >> You're officially flying by yourself. is there? >> Disclosing your virginity to the random
>> In an unrelated note, everyone else can go jump off a bridge. [screaming] >> Do you get it? It's like when your mom a bridge, would you do it?" And you were like, "No, mom, I wouldn't." And she was
thinking laterally. What if you could jump off a bridge and still be okay?" talking about peer pressure. Mom, not lateral thinking." And she was like, "There you go again, refusing to shift paradigms like your father." And um, do
you get it? Also, she said, "Go jump off a bridge." She didn't say, "Go jump off a bridge while attached to an elasticized rope." CARL, COMMIT. >> WE ARE. [cheering]
movie when zero would have done the trick just fine. Come inside. I'll >> Seems like Carl is going to apologize for forgetting to throw Lucy's bridal going to own that up at all and will instead throw her a party at aing lodge
with any old bunch of people he could get to show up on short notice. 80% of whom we know are strangers to Lucy. And a portion of the remaining 20% include neighbor, the [ __ ] queen of Los
Felis, the sad lady from the bridal party store, Fouch from Persian wifefinder.com, and some random Scottish guy who's written a few books. Lesson >> Oh, John Goodman. >> No, it's Alec Baldwin.
>> To be fair, it does look more like Alec Baldwin than John Goodman. So, am I who can't make it look like an actual celebrity or the person who thinks this once I know what I'm supposed to be laughing at, I'll laugh really hard.
>> Norman, this is Sumi. >> Last time we saw Sue me, she was feeling feel the need to compound that by introducing her to Norman? >> Oh, that's an interesting one. >> Yep. And it's half price.
instead of using it as motivation to overcharge this rich lady for a glorified Polaroid. >> You must be Tilly. >> I've uh certainly heard a lot about you. >> Is this insinuating that Carl has spread
gummies from his neighbor? Apparently Chivalry is dead. off. >> Well, these things have a way of working are divorced. >> What are you saying?
>> I'm saying no. Making sex with your ex a harder line in the sand than blowies from Nana. >> Guess me. Test. That's her name. Less. A
word and a name. >> Not listing these words in alphabetical should be listed between digress and dress. I forgot. Dispossess. Sorry to car? >> He's a cult leader in Los Angeles
not a daily occurrence for him? >> Say yes to everything. real tough to >> Then I'd work on your TED talk, sir, because you made it seem very much like right up until this story was ready to explain what the actual point is. Of
course, assuming it knows what the point is, which is seeming less likely by the >> Well, maybe at first it is, but that's just to open you up to it, to get you >> So, it's like a gateway yes to the harder yeses. God, I wonder what yes
is off the table. >> Have you ever driven one of these Thankfully for Carl, this hospital allows its nurses to give the patients some instructions on how to escape on your designer motorbike brakes.
scooter with Allison. >> No, Carl. This is not the same. isn't Carl and is in fact an experienced motorcycle driver pretending to be Carl finale is being scored to the same track from the beginning of the film because
they're going to damn well use it. [laughter] It's a butt. Butts are [ __ ] >> Indeed, nothing about Allison's personality to date suggests she would be impressed by a man in a hospital gown
>> And now I know that what I have to share is pretty huge and I want to share it want to. >> Ending your movie with the most absolute let me get this straight. Times I should say yes are the times I want to. Thanks
because that is exactly what Carl was doing at the beginning of the movie. He lesson I wish I would have learned exactly 95 minutes ago. we've ever had. >> No big deal. I know a lot of people who
>> Carl goes to the yes convention and presumably asks everyone for their home and got changed. Or he's saying Carl told them to donate all the clothes think one of them would go out and buy some more clothes. Meaning what we're
actually seeing here is that Carl asked these people to donate all the clothes home, and every item of clothing they will ever purchase for all time. CARL'S A DICK. [screaming] >> NO.
[cheering] >> YES. YES. >> YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. Say it a million YES. YES. YES. YES. Say it a million times. Say it a million more times.
>> Yes. Yes. >> Yes. Yes. [cheering] >> Yes. >> Yes. >> YES. >> YES.
>> YES. >> YES. [cheering and screaming] >> YES. [cheering and screaming] >> YES. YES. YES. YES. [groaning] >> YES. [screaming] >> YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES.
YES. YES. YES. YES. >> YES. YES. YES. >> YES.
NO. [screaming] GOD. NO. GOD, PLEASE. NO. NO. NO. NO. GOD, PLEASE. NO. NO. NO. NO. [screaming]