[00:00] Does that make you mad, Sony? >> [laughter] >> It's called physical media, son. That means I got this game for life. Come for my collection. I would love to like Xbox is trying to PS3, remember that?
[00:14] Remember that, Sony, when you did good games? Scarface, kid. The world is yours. The physical media is yours to own as long as you have it, son. This is how you sell your games on PS4. Thanks.
[00:36] Burger King is still doing physical media, but not Sony. Burger King makes more games than Sony now. $2, kid. Includes Xbox 360 and original Xbox
[00:48] versions. Oh my god, that pisses Sony off to see that. That makes them angry. Burger King. They want us to have it our way, the physical way. If I had it my
[01:01] you out of business like the Concord making sons of that you are. On a scale of 1 to 10, 12 being the highest, how mad are you right now, >> I bet they wanted to call this game "Need no physical media ever again
[01:18] allowed for gamers" so you can never own games again. Wrath of the bad company. Does that piss you off, Sony, that I can step into an animated role-playing masterpiece? That makes them so mad. That makes them so so mad. Hold it,
[01:32] getting pissed when I'm holding this right now. Three games on one disc, son. Oh my good instruction manual. Instruction manual. Does that make you mad, Sony? Does that make you mad to see that? Reversible cover, exclusive
[01:48] branded case, greatest hits version. Does that make you mad, two epic adventures, Sony? Sony doesn't want us to go on any epic adventures today cuz But it pisses them off so hard to see this game. Beyond: Two Souls, that's one
[02:07] of your best games on the PS3. One Beyond: Two Souls, one ring to rule them all. Does that make you mad, Sony? Sonic's Adventure, you can save the world or ruin it by getting rid of physical media. Guess which one we know
[02:21] you picked, son. Does that make you mad to see that, Sony? Ah, the glory days, back when you guys did good games instead of Concord. If this came out today, they would have to call it Uncharted Zero. Sony's
[02:33] Deception, you don't get the game. I believe the English translation here would be, "What's the matter, son? are you mad?" Oh, this one. not have this game. You had to go to like the underworld to get this game.
[02:48] So, already Sony was trying to not print games back in the day. Does that make you mad, Sony, to see that? Does that make you so mad? Look how blue that is. That's beautiful. Sony's legacy of printing games began
[03:01] here. But now it's over. The legacy ends. We live in a world where 1-2-Switch got a physical release, but not Grand Theft Auto VI, man. Are you serious out here, Sony? Wizard Battle Kid, milk a cow, Sony. If Sony made
[03:15] anymore." Oh, you know that makes them mad to see that. You know that that's You know that they're getting pissed right now watching this. Baby, look at that. PlayStation Move compatible, son.
[03:30] 3D compatible, son. The Last of Us. The Last of Us. The them, you Sony, remember these times, man, when your games got 9.4 from
[03:42] IGN? Now you get a six out of 10 with Concord, kid. Here's a word of advice for you, Sony. Shut the up, Ever heard of this game, kid? Rated E for E. A fantastic, family-friendly
[03:56] experience. What do you know about family, Sony? You know nothing. Sony >> Does that make you so mad, Sony? I bought this game on your competitor's
[04:08] machine, the Xbox 360. And you know that Sony hates it because it's family-friendly, and Sony hates families. The difference is night and day between Sony and a good company. How mad does that make you, Sony? Platinum
[04:22] Family Hits. How mad does that make you? Rated E for violence. Does that make you mad, Sony? Does that make you so, so mad to see that? Back in the day, Nintendo gave you a whole case and a free game with Star Fox Zero. No
[04:35] need to download anything. You already have the full game right here. That makes them so mad. Sony does not want you to know this exists. This is the where they are now, for real. Does this make you mad, Sony? Look at how cool
[04:51] this is. You put the case and it's like Does that little baby Does that make you mad, Sony, that he's reborn? I bet that makes them so mad. I bet if this game came out today, it would be deleted from stores within a week. But because I
[05:04] bought it physical, I got this forever from keeping this game for life. This is the worst Tony Hawk by like a million. Hey, Sony, why don't you knock it off and start doing physical media? Ooh, that makes them mad. That makes
[05:19] them mad to see that. The phantom pain, that's what I call it when 500 of my movies are deleted from the PlayStation Network. Does it make you so, so mad to see that I own Crackdown 3 physical? Too bad Sony had to crack down on physical
[05:33] media so that they could make three extra dollars. They're not going to like this one. Uh-oh, does that make you mad, Sony, to see that? You don't even want people to know this game exists, kid. I'm playing this game every day still
[05:45] cuz I got it on physical media. Kid, are you mad about that? now, man. Look at this This was the $20 version of GTA V back in the
[05:57] day. Look at this. You get the five. You get online. for buying the game. Now, look at this. Look at this big ass Look at this.
[06:09] That's the $20 version of the game. You get this a huge map of Los Santos. GTA Sony. Meet next, Sony, you phonies. Look at the shininess
[06:24] on this one, man. Man, they don't want you to know about that. That games used to be shiny back in the day. They used to come with nice >> Does that make you so mad, you monkey PlayStation, I still got
[06:39] this game and you can never get this away from me. [laughter] You know that makes a man to see that. thing or two from this. The only PS5 game that comes with an instruction
[06:54] manual, son. Ooh, that makes them so, so, so mad to see Zoombinis Mountain Rescue, Sony. Embark on more than one exciting adventure. Does that piss you off, son? By going digital, Sony is making untold riches. But every treasure
[07:09] has its price, Sony, you better be careful, kid, because when gamers rise up, we are more powerful than any force in the world. We're stronger than God of War, more powerful than Superman, more durable than Detroit. I need to go
[07:22] play this game now because I am so mad at this world. I know you hate us old school gamers that built your company to what it is today. And I know you just time. Go back in time. Go back in time. Go back in time.
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