[00:01] brand new Mercedes. [ __ ] Look at this [ __ ] man. What the Bro, I was trying to like go into this one of these [ __ ] stupid parking [ __ ] man? And then like, the front bumper got
[00:15] on the chain right there. And then I tried reversing and the front bumper came with it. And there was this huge explosion noise. nothing exploded. Thankfully, everybody was safe. My family was in
[00:31] But I was like, this huge loud sound. Yeah, but anyways, Can't blame anybody else. I'm the type of guy that takes full responsibility. I I believe that I deserve that [ __ ] man. But yeah, guys,
[00:43] The first time I crashed my car. You know, everybody got to go through this [ __ ] right? It's like a right of passage, anyways, huh? It's going to cost like, I don't know, $4,000, $8,000 to fix this [ __ ] My mom
[00:56] is going to be so mad at this [ __ ] man. I mean, she was there and she was very upset, like super duper upset, like you guys should look at her face upset. I guess I got to drive better next time. But honestly, bro, like, who the [ __ ]
[01:10] Look at these [ __ ] lots. Like, how the [ __ ] is a longest Mercedes like mine, look at this elegant beast, is able to fit into these [ __ ] stupid Hey, anyways, I'm not blaming the lot. I'm not blaming anybody. I'm blaming
[01:22] I'm not blaming anybody. I'm blaming myself, man. I'm just pissed off that Man, the worst part is like, today is my sister's birthday as well. [ __ ] man.