[00:00] It's been too long since I clowned on a pickup artist caught on camera with a flirtatious airball in the wild. And it feels good to be back. Let me tell you what, sports fans, this is a brand spanking new sighting here.
[00:14] Now, pulling my pants down here, just gonna give you the truth right away. I don't know for sure if this guy is a pickup artist, but he dresses and acts like a pickup artist subscriber who spent hundreds of dollars on a course in the mid-2010s from something he found on Reddit.
[00:29] So I'm just going to make the confident assumption that he is. He's basically doing exactly what the old school methodology was of, like, being standoffish and douchey.
[00:44] Thank you. Aw, thank you. I am tall. Okay, how tall are you? Superstar stud coming in there with a cold open success.
[01:00] Look at the way that he infiltrates the conversation here, wooing her immediately by complimenting her, and then noticing, hey, you seem tall. And then turns it into a competition fucking immediately.
[01:12] But you're still not taller than me. Whoa. The two-piece right there, compliment followed by competition, gets her interested, has her frothing at the mouth. She's in love already.
[01:24] No way! Stand up, Shorty! I'll get you on me too! Jane of Shorty! I just said I'm six foot. Do you know math? Or are you specialized? Is this okay, Shorty?
[01:37] Jane of Shorty! It immediately goes south when she declines the invitation to stand up for the challenge of hype-mogging him. So right now he's, I guess, bragging about being six foot.
[01:51] And she's like, alright, that's cool. No way. How bizarre. Wow. I mean, six feet tall isn't like freakishly tall or anything like that. That's pretty normal.
[02:04] I mean, in my eyes, at 5'6", I'm looking up like it's a fucking monolith, but she's pretty tall herself and she's not very impressed with that. I don't know why he's, I don't know, marrying himself to this line of questioning and competition.
[02:18] So he's getting really aggressive now, asking if she's special ed, does she know math? What math, Goober? What? You just said you're six feet tall, that's all. She knows what six feet tall is.
[02:31] You haven't blown her away. You haven't swept her off her feet with that. Like, holy fuck, she's six feet tall. Please, I'll spread my legs now. Like, it hasn't worked. Like, what math are you talking about here, brother? What the fuck?
[02:44] I will talk away now. I think you should. Baby, go back to school. It's not on the back seat of her actual height. Maybe because, like, no man wants you because you're, like, overweight. I'm sorry.
[02:59] Mission failed, but at least he took his L gracefully here. I can fucking hear the tears forming in his eyes. So, he says that she needs to go back to school.
[03:11] For what? What lesson does she need to learn? About six feet tall? about, like, why being six feet tall entitled him to sex or something? Like, I don't, what, what course does he need to take there, professor? Like, I'm so confused. What,
[03:25] go back to school for what It doesn even make sense And then they laughing right in his face Rightfully so This is embarrassing This is fucking pathetic Then he lashes out like a cornered animal saying that her friend overweight
[03:40] And then he walks away. That's the mic drop right there. And they're both just like really surprised. Like, why is it? What just happened? This guy comes out of nowhere. We have this unskippable cutscene with a guy who's obsessed with being six feet tall and getting like really defensive about it.
[03:56] trying to, like, challenge her to a height-mogging competition that he would have lost, I'm pretty sure, because they have a picture of the guy, and the angle that it's taken, it looks like she's looking down on him. So she did turn out to be taller than him anyway.
[04:10] It was very lucky that she didn't take him up on the offer to stand up, because he probably would have completely lost his marbles after seeing that she was taller than him. It would have been fucking flipping tables. Jersey Shore here would have just went off the rails here.
[04:24] would have just started breaking glasses and shit, breaking beer bottles over his own skull or something, freaking out, because all he has is being six feet tall, I suppose. But yeah, anyway, I saw that this morning,
[04:36] and then that actually led me to some, like, other freakouts. These are kind of like older ones, but somehow I never saw them. So the algorithm started feeding me some good shit here. This one's a supposed movie director in L.A.
[04:49] who just melts down and has a temper tantrum at a fast food place over who knows what.
[05:15] So I can't quite make out why this has started here. So that one guy is saying, like, you know, place your order, they're clearly busy, that kind of thing. I'm assuming this movie director here, who looks like some kind of failed
[05:28] homunculi modeled after Quentin Tarantino, I'm assuming he was getting, like, impatient and upset because other people in the restaurant also seemed to have an issue with that guy. So, that's
[05:40] my little game theory there. But what happens is, he's, like, telling him, you know, just get your order, get out of here, that kind of thing, and the movie director starts getting upset, getting in his face. He's like, well, what do you do for a living? And the guy's like, it doesn't matter. What does that have to do with anything that's unfolding here?
[05:54] And then he's like, you know, hits him with a stiff arm, talks with a hand, face doesn't want to hear it anymore type shit. So he gets his stuff and he's walking out and he also says some more incendiary shit. And then the other dude just is like, oh, you know what, let's just go outside then.
[06:20] I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. Bro, this guy is a cartoon character. He actually hit him with the double-pointed fingers right there. Like, that is the most, like, classic movie director type mannerisms ever.
[06:37] You just threaten me, he says to him. And then he tries to get the police on the horn. He's like, sit right there, butler. You just threat against my life. So I'm calling the cops. Yeah, I'm a weenie, what about it? Yeah, I'm a big fucking wiener. So be it. You just threatened me.
[06:55] Stay right here, stay right here. I don want to hear it man I don want to hear it Shut up I talking to you and you threatening me Shut the fuck up You a loveless bitch Yeah yeah bro Everyone getting it
[07:08] He's dishing it out to everyone. So another person in line starts calling this weirdo out on his shit, and then immediately he gets him with a point as well, tells him to shut the fuck up, screaming it at him.
[07:20] So now it's a 2v1 here. Both people are calling out this guy, And he's desperately trying to get the police to get over here to help him. I don't know why he thinks the cops should be on his side.
[07:34] And it's also a movie director that no one's ever heard of, because I got super curious, who is this? So I was looking in all of the comments. I tried finding this guy. I can't find shit about him. So he calls himself a movie director here with his awesome jacket,
[07:49] and yet no one knows who the fuck this guy is. So he's not a very successful movie director. although he's getting his own food. Most directors usually have like an assistant that does that for them. So this is not a director of note
[08:01] and yet you're about to see that he fluffs out his feathers about it like that is his whole thing. And remember earlier he was like, well what do you do for a living? He couldn't wait to mention that he's a movie director.
[08:24] Get the police to send him directly to voicemail. They probably have his number blocked. They just don't want to help this guy at all. Or he just never called. He just gave up immediately. The bluff didn't work.
[08:36] No one thought that he was tough for it. So as he's marching away, you know, stomping his feet out the door, he says that he's needed back on set. Yeah, man, I'm sure they really miss your presence over there at the set.
[08:49] And then I asked the drop that he makes 300K a year. So flexing his salary on the way out. All of which completely irrelevant to what unfolded here. Just a piece of shit. Just an insufferable little asshole.
[09:03] Now there's one more I want to yap about that got fed to me today. It's also an older video. It's a couple years old. It's a woman who filmed herself in a drive-thru complaining about how she previously received cold fries. So it's now demanding that they be hot and putting up a
[09:19] big stink about it. Rice are hot. Rice are hot. Yeah. Oh. Okay. Last time I came here, my fries were cold. Could you make sure the fries are hot? Rice are hot. Yeah.
[09:31] Oh. Okay. And I'm getting my soda. Nice up. Nice. Nice. Nice up. Nice up. Nice. Nice up. Nice up. Nice up. Nice up. Nice up. Nice up. Nice up. Nice up. Nice up.
[09:43] Nice up. Why is she filming this? I just don't understand it. She was just fuming about those cold fries she got served last time. Now she was demanding they be hot. She looks so bothered already, just already in a terrible mood about it,
[09:58] just PTSD from the cold fries she was afflicted with previously. And now she's got a chip on her shoulder, this big grudge. So she's trying to record evidence of demanding hot fries
[10:11] and thought people would be sympathetic to that, people would be on her side. You need a hot fry? Yes sir. Don't let him cold again. Nice. Don't let him.
[10:23] Uh, please. No. Don't let him cold? No I wait here just like the last time I did A strong protest She planting her feet here refusing to pull up to get her hot fries Instead she going to sit right there and wait until the order ready
[10:42] I don't understand why, but this is a big moment for her. This is probably the most excitement she's had in years here. I ain't pulling up. You know her heart is racing right now.
[10:55] How devious. again who gives a fuck like it's cold fries alright sorry to hear that go somewhere else if it's that big a deal if you're that bothered by it go to a different location
[11:07] then why come back just to make a whole song and dance out of it it's so fucking pathetic now that's right so you do okay so now the guy
[11:21] didn't move up I ain't giving you You're barely warm, give me hot fries please. Hot fries please.
[11:33] Okay, I need, let's move the other guy to the door. The hot fries. Give me the damn fries. I will call and heat them up. You're getting a letter. She almost went Super Saiyan there for a second.
[12:04] Holy fucking Toledo, man. She was alting there. So, a lot to unpack. This was a tragedy that we just witnessed. So she went there solely for some hot fries after being wrong the last time with cold fries.
[12:19] She refused to pull up. So they just gave her some older fries, it seems like. And she was unhappy, less than satisfied with the temperature of those fries. So she tried to hand them back and they're like, all right, pull up.
[12:32] It's going to be two minutes for those fresh hot fries. But she just doesn't want to pull up for some reason. She's already committed herself to this bit. So she doesn't move up. Right. and then she's like, you know what, just give me the damn fries.
[12:45] And then pulls away steaming, talking about how she's going to just heat them up herself and that they're going to be receiving a letter. And I bet they were panicked upon hearing that. I bet they are really dreading when that letter comes in.
[12:57] I also have no doubt that she did fucking handwrite a letter that she probably went back the following day to deliver through the drive-thru. She seems like that kind of person that just has nothing going on. Like, this is her whole life now.
[13:10] is trying to get revenge against the fast food location that's serving her cold fries. Even though it's her own fault, she could have just pulled up. They told her, we'll give you the fresh fries, it just takes two minutes to be pulled up. She just refused to. I mean, it's her fault.
[13:23] But yeah, it always blows my mind that people like that exist that do this kind of shit. I always have so much fucking sympathy. My heart breaks for the fast food workers, man.
[13:36] they get used and abused by so many of these just maniacs, these weirdos, these vermin like this, bro. It's so miserable.
[13:48] And I feel bad for anyone in the customer service industry because there's so many people just like her that just live to make others' lives miserable. It sucks, man. But anyway, hopefully she never gets hot fries again in her life.
[14:00] I hope she will always be cursed to get ice cold fries. Anyway, that's really about it. See ya.