[00:00] ladies and gentlemen coders and debuggers Today We Gather in the sacred Church of code to celebrate the birth of something truly miraculous once upon a time a language was born that turned water into coffee I'm speaking of the
[00:15] holiest of scripts JavaScript a young developer named Mary and a carpenter named Joseph were searching for a place to rest their heads but they kept getting told 404 in
[00:28] not found but Mary had a Divine Secret in her G repository the promise code that would be the savior of developers the function that tooken our sins as arguments and returned forgiveness the promise that would always resolve never
[00:44] rejecting us even when we passed in null or undei oh dear Marsh you appear to be mistaken for it was pathon with its clean and simple syntax that brought
[00:57] flocks of new programmers into the land that oh kind preacher it's true that python is charming but it's JavaScript that made browsers sing and dance creating Symphonies of interactive vibrant digital Realms oh dear Marsh
[01:12] have you forgotten of javascript's forest of curly braces and how the this key word shifts and morphs confusing developers as it changes
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[01:51] Mar go force my disciples may your P always lead to clean code merry codas as a Christmas gift now I present what
[02:03] are you doing it's you have to hold it cuz it wants to bend sorry the Heavenly half price sorry that's right it was JavaScript that made browsers oh yeah he's face it's all his fault it's not my fault all access
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