[00:00] We all know who said the first words on the moon, but who said the first bad words on the moon? Well, I read every single word spoken by a human on the lunar surface, and it depends on what you consider a bad word.
[00:12] I will tell you this though, it was not the crew of Apollo 11. Neil and Buzz were squeaky clean. I couldn't even find them saying so much as a gosh dang or a heck, but compared to them, Apollo 12? More like Apollo Potty Mouth. On November 19th, 1969 at 1 10 in the afternoon UTC,
[00:29] lunar module pilot Alan Bean said the D word on the moon. They're not in now because I'm lying in the back. And then on the next day, Commander Charles Pete Conrad became the first person to say the H word on the moon.
[00:42] Oh, that is interesting. Apollo 13 didn't make it to the moon, but during Apollo 14, Commander Alan Shepard couldn't reach a valve behind Edgar D. Mitchell. D. Mitchell. His frustration grew until on the 5th of February 1971 at 734 PM UTC, he
[00:59] became the first human to say the S word on the moon Then during their second moonwalk Shepard got so frustrated with the special environmental container bags that he became the first human to say the B word on the moon
[01:20] But that's not all. For most of my life, I was told that the F word had never been spoken on the moon. Well, this video is a corrected version of my video from yesterday. On that video, a few commenters asked about Apollo 16 and how John Young allegedly said
[01:34] the F word during that mission on the moon while talking about his stomach and citrus fruits. Well, I didn't believe it. I know what you're talking about, okay? I've seen that. Here's the official NASA transcript. No F word there.
[01:46] But I was curious, I investigated, and I found the complete mission audio for Apollo 16. Let's follow along. I haven't eaten this much citrus fruit in 20 years. 20 years. And I'll tell you one thing, in another 12 fucking days, I ain't never eating anymore.
[02:01] You can't hide bad words from us, Nassa. We know. On April 22nd, 1972, at 2.45 in the morning UTC, the United States of America F-bombed the moon.