[00:06] is the oldest movie ever. It's a hundred years old. Back then, movies were a thousand times crazier. The opening shot is a man yelling into the [ __ ] you.
[00:18] dude punches the umpire. So, both teams start battling each other on what we movie. Keep in mind, it's a Halloweenbased story about the dude from
[00:30] Super Seducer. He wrote a book called Marriage is a now. And they get in the marriage line at the post office and the lady turns at the post office and the lady turns around. He's like,
[00:52] hey, put the marriage on. And the guy's like, "Put us married in the region and do what?" Cuz old people back then were crazy. The movie is really about his two ladies. Everyone from the neighborhood loves him. The only thing is that they
[01:06] loves him. The only thing is that they keep killing everybody all the time. thing you see is a dead body. >> The next thing
[01:18] >> This is the same dude from Notorious. In that movie, he was goes, "You've been drinking again." In this movie, he's more like Oh, KILLING AGAIN. >> THEY just like to kill everybody. >> Mortimer, you just forget about it.
[01:31] >> Mortimer, you just forget about it. >> It's just first-degree manslaughter. >> Yeah, it's just killing on a massive scale. Every single person living in New York wants to come into this house and look
[01:44] in the trunk where the body is, and it's up to this dude to turn him around, INSTEAD. like a play than a movie. Dinner with Andre, 12 Angry Men, Reservoir Dogs,
[01:57] Blue Moon is a new one. The entire story transpires in this one room. And it's largely an actor's showcase. It's that classic scenario where every bad thing that could happen is happening today, right now. And it just keeps ramping up
[02:12] to a Looney Tunes level of insanity until Frankenstein walks in.