[00:02] thought to yourself, "Man, this food is delicious. If only I was butt ass naked eating it." Well, luckily your prayers have been answered. If you're down here in the swamp with me in Florida, there's a steakhouse that's now offering a
[00:15] monthly completely naked eating experience where you come in, you get down into your birthday suit, you get the the bare necessities out, and you sit and you eat food together. It's at an establish called Class Suare
[00:30] Steakhouse. It's in Hollywood, California. And it's quite the hoot nanny here. The first Monday of every month will be nude dining. Dine bold, month will be nude dining. Dine bold, dine free, be free, and it runs from
[00:45] 7:00 p.m. till midnight. Nude attire is highly recommended. So, it doesn't seem like it's required. I I guess you can go clothed to nude dining night if you're shy. >> Morad Ali is the chef and owner. He came
[01:00] up with the once a month concept to get new business to generate some buzz. And Chef Ali says there is a market for this. And if you're saying what are you kidding me? What do you want to say to those people who say that?
[01:13] >> Please allow people to express themselves at >> Yeah, but why? It still didn't really poke at the heart of the question there poke at the heart of the question there of why though.
[01:27] of you know that. But I still feel even if you're not as extreme as I am when it if you're not as extreme as I am when it comes to like yiness and and filth, the idea of going to a restaurant where food is being consumed and being prepared
[01:41] surrounded by naked bodies as far as the eye can see. That just feels very unsanitary. Like think about the the seats in the restaurant. You can see that the seats aren't like metal or wooden. They have
[01:55] like cushion. They're porous. So what if people are arriving unclean, not practicing great hygiene? Maybe they come in there and they've got, you know, crusty ass. They've got leftover poop in there. They sit down, they start
[02:10] skidmarking it up. Like, yeah, you can maybe wipe it off with a Clorox wipe or something, but even still, this the the sinful memory of that [ __ ] stain will persist and it's around where you're eating. Like, that just feels so gross
[02:27] to me. Like, are they going to enforce strict hygiene protocol? Like, there's going to be like a decontamination chamber there before you get to their table. The answer is no. They gave a tour of the restaurant. They don't have
[02:39] anything like that. They don't have like a shower station where you, you know, they did, you know, they'd be using Cheeky Soap, the best soap in the get the best soap available. We also have deodorant now, too. Anyway, though,
[02:52] just surrounded by strangers all just letting it all hang loose, going whole around where we're eating. I just wouldn't like that at all. Like es
[03:04] course there. You get yourself a filt maybe with some uh mashed potatoes, a sudden, someone's got the bubble guts, bro. That becomes a biological weapon.
[03:16] That guy is now public enemy number one. That's a raid boss encounter. Like it's I don't know. To me, it just sounds like a nightmare. It feels like it's made solely just for like a fetish. Like people that are going to go there to try
[03:30] and get freaky. Like, ooh, look how naughty I'm going to [ __ ] helicopter we're eating out in public or something. Like, I don't know. I just can't wrap my we're just going to let people express themselves here. This is a great thing.
[03:46] You're going there to eat. Like, do you need to express yourself? Do I need to have my wrinkly nut sack out around my food and everyone else's food, too? Like to the bathroom or something, come back and like have a little, you know, piss
[04:00] dribbles on the the floor and the the seat and stuff like it doesn't really seem like it's expressing yourself. It's just exposing yourself in front of others like it feels like something that'd be out of the movie The Menu.
[04:12] >> Do you find yourself staring at people? >> No, not at all. people, men, women, some single, some not.
[04:24] >> His response to that question had me giggling. So like, do you stare at them? Like you turned on? Are you aroused? Is this fun for you? Is this for you maybe? And he's like, oh, I have to Betsy. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[04:43] You're off your gourd. Of course not. This is all about coming in here, expressing yourself, getting your melons out. You know, let's see those honkers. away at the door, but that's just because that's just kind of unsanitary.
[04:55] >> Toshiba Hart is your hostess. [music] >> It's more so of a gathering to get to in the lifestyle. >> Will you cook in the nude ever or what? >> No, no, no, no, no. Now, >> bro, I got to tell you, the interview
[05:10] with the owner and head chef here is just chef's kiss. Like, actually golden. to cook in the nude?" And he gets offended. He gets upset. No, no, no.
[05:22] for even saying something like that. Like he immediately, you know, just kind of flips on him. What an absurd notion. Me cook naked on nude dining night. What
[05:34] okay? Do I need to baker you? It was at least nice to hear that the person making the food isn't doing so with the dick and balls out the whole time. That's good at least. Also, the employees of the restaurant aren't
[05:48] naked, and that's one of the reasons why this is even legal for them to do in the first place. Only the customers are naked. But yeah, hearing him kind of snap at that question about, you know, cooking with the [ __ ] and nuts out there
[06:01] did give me a bit of a belly laugh. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I would never. You bring the beef curtains. I bring the beef itself. And the hostess there that's explaining I guess another reason behind the nude dining that just
[06:17] doesn't pass the smell test for me either. What do you mean that this is just about trying to get to know people and meet people in the city? You can do argue it's far more effective to do so with clothes on. I can't even imagine
[06:32] the unhinged individual who goes to a new city, they move, and they're like, "Man, I'm having such a hard time meeting people. I guess I'll go to the nude dining night at the steakhouse. That ought to do it. That'll be that'll
[06:45] help me really get out of my shell and meet people. Those are the friends I want to make. The ones that go to nude dining at the steakhouse on a Monday night. The more I marinate on this, the more outrageous it becomes. So, how are
[06:58] you meeting new people here? When you go to this restaurant naked, you are there and getting seated at a table to eat and the other people that arrive presumably are doing the same thing. When you go to a restaurant, you're not going from
[07:11] meet you. I'm new in the area." You don't usually do that. So, how is that mingling going to happen here when everyone's naked? Is I don't understand expectation. Like, I couldn't help but notice your supple bosom, madam. I put
[07:27] my fedora at the at the front on the coat rack, but I'd be tipping it to you, madame. Excellent. Areas as well. The areol areola to titty ratio. Golden. do you how do you like your steak? Yeah. No, I'm I'm getting at medium as well.
[07:42] Yeah, I'm new in the area. It's nice to meet you. Like, what? I don't understand how having no clothes makes meeting people more accessible, especially in a isn't really the place where you go and meet people. Like, there are mixers that
[07:57] they're like little events and stuff where you're walking around and [ __ ] to the restaurant to eat, but there's a quirky little twist, no clothes, no pants, no shirt, no shoes, full service.
[08:14] >> There's no touchyfey stuff going on at the table. touchyfey stuff going on at the table. What about that? Somebody gets friendly. What's the story? >> That's French fun. No.
[08:27] >> Yeah, this really is a top tier interview. So, the the the guy's asking be, you know, fondling each other? Is this kind of a sexual thing? Is it going to be touching? And he sternly shuts that down, putting a kibash on it with a
[08:40] hard no. Absolutely not. That kind of behavior is not welcome. That's not what we're doing at the the steakhouse nude dining experience, which I mean, I I'll take his word for
[08:54] trying to cover his own ass here. Probably wouldn't be as legal as it currently is if he was just openly talking about it being basically big time orgies or turning it into some kind
[09:06] time orgies or turning it into some kind of sexual super super steakhouse type experience or whatever. But I just kind of doubt it. I don't think there's a lot of people out there that are going to restaurants just so distraught, upset,
[09:22] like ah, something's missing with this meal. It's so tasty, but I have clothes on. I can't fully enjoy it. I'm not unlocked. I'm not primal. I'm not ancestral. If only there was a place where I could eat naked. Ah, hurrah.
[09:37] Prayers have been answered. Like, I just I struggle to picture the person who goes to this place. Everyone's naked. They eat their food and they go, "Man, couldn't eat another bite. I'm stuffed. My belly is full." That steak really
[09:50] hit. Tasted so much better being surrounded by geriatric penis from all the old men around here in this restaurant, naked, cuz that's the primary clientele I imagine this would
[10:03] appeal to. The nudest colonies and nudest beaches, as I understand it, are nudest beaches, as I understand it, are mainly like oxygenarian. like they are elders that seem to engage with that. So I imagine on nude dining night that
[10:16] would appeal mainly to them. Now there are some guidelines. It's 18 plus to enter. Respect and discretion is required. No touching without consent and a right to refuse service. So while he said no touching whatsoever, like he
[10:30] made it very clear there's none of that friskiness according to the guidelines at least in this article. It's no touching without consent. So, no sexual assault, but like if it's
[10:44] consensual, are people just allowed to get freaky in there? I don't know. I food food for food for thought, I suppose. And the right to refuse service. I imagine that's like if someone comes in really gross, like
[10:57] really stinky or something. Though, it does make me laugh if it's just the up to the owner, like he just looks you up and down. Nope. That [ __ ] way too small. here. you don't have a big appetite, scram, take a hike. Or he just goes by
[11:12] like how much he is attracted to the people like, "Oh my goodness, ma'am. here. We're going to put you up front here to the best table we got." Man, just imagine how crushing that must be. You show up to nude dining night here
[11:26] only to get declined service cuz you're just too ugly. So revoling. They tell you that you're not welcome there. Oh, I was new in the city and I really wanted to go to nude dining night, but I didn't I didn't meet the threshold,
[11:38] I didn't meet the threshold, unfortunately. Said I was gross. Anyway, yeah, I think it's a terrible idea. I think it's a really really weird idea. I don't see who this is supposed to appeal to outside of like fetishes or something
[11:51] like that. I just think this is gross. I really do. Had to yap about it when I learned on it ear when I learned about it earlier today. That's about it. Tip.