[00:01] waiting for. Introducing my first tattoo. >> [laughter] >> It borders on child abuse. Guys, these strangers don't know it, but we made this entire presentation for them. And
[00:14] coming up, they're going to have to defend these terrible products on the practice on friends. >> No. >> No. No? No, not the kids.
[00:28] least. And it's not permanent, right? Well, we also use real ink. So, unlike last forever. >> No. >> All right, we'll move on. And that was just the first of many products they are
[00:44] will raise their hands if they would invest in their company. And whichever team gets the least amount of hands after both teams present products will be doing the terrible mystery punishment at the end. We're not losing that,
[00:58] We're winning for sure. Our new product will improve kids' health. Kids are getting fatter and lazier than ever. >> Yes, they are. That's why we created the Tubby Tugger. >> [laughter]
[01:15] on, let's see. We walk your kids so you don't have to. Oh. No, no, no. don't have to. Oh. No, no, no. >> [laughter]
[01:27] No kids. No kids. McAfee, I gave these kids nicknames, too. And point at each kid and say the names we give you. did this the other day. This one's This one right here. This one's Porky.
[01:41] >> [laughter] >> Look at her face. She's like, "What the is going on?" Double Wide. Double Wide. Oh, no. >> I thought it was good. >> You have no kids. You don't know what
[01:54] they think. So, we I heard a no from the front, yes from the back? You can I say no, bro. No, okay, okay. All right guys, these strangers got $70 uh Hopefully we get our money's worth. >> Oh, we're getting our money's worth.
[02:07] Driving is about to change forever. Wish you could say something to bad drivers Meet Road Rager, >> [laughter] >> an LED sign that tells drivers how you really feel. [music] That's cool. Yeah,
[02:19] right? Oh, that's cool. You're going to get a lot more road rage with something like that. Wait till the next slide. Car in front of you going too slow? Cut them off and let them know. Oh, uh
[02:31] boom, you know, you just say that right there. I don't know about that. Why promote something negative when you can promote something positive? to do this? I I would at times, yeah. Yeah, yeah, see, there you go. If you
[02:44] market it that it's an advertising tool, yes, but that actually probably illegal. >> In the DMV handbook it says that you're not supposed to do anything else to to >> [laughter] >> You just start flashing it. McCain,
[02:59] whenever someone keeps talking, start flashing the sign on and off. Yeah, that could be distracting to drivers. DISTRACTING. HE'S GOING TO LAUGH. AS it's blinking, my blood is starting to boil.
[03:13] Keep flashing [laughter] it. DON'T FLASH IT. KEEP GOING. KEEP GOING. THIS IS A NO. NO. Please keep doing it. Please keep doing it.
[03:26] >> [laughter] >> Guys, every time a presenter laughs, they lose one hand from their final score at the end, you know, putting them We're we're not going to lose that. They're losing that. All right, it even
[03:39] profiles bad drivers and lures them off the road to protect others. Popeyes next, right? Oh, cuz he's a brother, he likes >> This was kind of my idea, kind of, yeah. >> McCain said I wish I could have put what
[03:52] >> I I honestly wish I could have put what I really wanted on this sign. What was can just move on. >> [laughter] >> [laughter] >> Is this one a yes or a no? Yes or no?
[04:05] Mostly negative, though. No? All no? No? Well, that'd be a great advertising tool. Advertising, yes. For businesses, yes. So, it's a yes for advertising, no like that. So, I'll take it as a yes. And a no. And a no, okay. All right.
[04:20] Is all good? Our new product will end racism. Racism is a massive problem. That's why we made race glasses, a way to see life from others' perspectives. I like the product. For example, if I set the race
[04:33] glasses to Asian mode and put them on, my vision goes from this to the Asian perspective. >> [laughter] >> McAyn, say, "The cherry blossoms are so beautiful." It makes it you can walk a
[04:46] mile in someone's shoes, and, you know, the cherry blossoms are super, you know, >> [laughter] >> Or try the Jewish mode. Money detective. It makes you so Hold on. Hold on. [laughter]
[05:00] could be an entrepreneur. Money detective. Startup. Oh, no. Oh, no, you wouldn't say that. And don't forget African-American mode.
[05:12] >> Yeah. Jay, say, "Basically, they're just playing GTA 6 early." So, basically, know, early access. Well, you should make them hungry or broke. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Whoa, this is They lost their whole family IN A FIRE.
[05:27] their whole family IN A FIRE. >> [laughter] I think it's absurd. Okay, so, it's just a unan- unanimous no? No. Negative no. a unan- unanimous no? No. Negative no. No. No.
[05:42] slide. >> Parenting is about to get easier. Are romantic moment? That's true. With Hump Hideout, intimacy time can be anytime.
[05:55] >> She's helping with homework, he's helping himself. Uh go long, son. Dad already did. >> [laughter]
[06:10] >> [laughter] >> Good job, dude. Does she have a party? No, she's the profile. Oh. Oh,
[06:23] but I have something to show you guys." Well, that's not me, but I have something to show you guys. Um and for those who like to share, try the Hump those who like to share, try the Hump Hideout Plus.
[06:35] middle of the group." This This might be too much information, but I like being >> [laughter] >> It just makes sense right now, bro. A whole lot of sense. Do you like it? No, it's weird, but thumbs up, brother.
[06:50] Weird, but thumbs up. Is it a yes so far? No. >> [laughter] >> But don't feel left out if you're single. Uh we also sell the hot handy hideout.
[07:03] >> [laughter] >> In a park. The police are on their way. >> [laughter] >> Do you guys like it? Yes or no? >> No. No? No. Next. Okay. All right, well, next then. And now, thanks to our
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[08:23] relationships. Uh tired of your wife asking you to spend time together? Introducing More Chore. Endless dirty dishes to keep her busy.
[08:38] that's just how it is. Oh, not mine. Not yours? gone through everything. More Chore dispenses a new dirty dish every 30 >> [laughter] >> You need an easy loader. You got to put
[08:51] >> Do you want to make it easy or you want to make it hard? They don't want it to >> It's a time wasting. No one's going to buy that. Big thumbs down. >> That thumbs down is insane. >> Uh you're on hole nine, she's on dish
[09:03] >> [laughter] >> How long have you been married? 2 years. piece of Yeah. And you >> [laughter] this more, right? >> I'll give you five zeros.
[09:16] Busy wife, happy life with More Chore. This kind of turns my stomach. Oh. Oh, >> Nothing good can come of that cuz eventually she's going to find out. me plenty of time to cheat. Well, I like this one because it you know, it gives
[09:31] full of You're ready to You Why you do this? not saying nothing, dude. Good, no. agree. I just have to say this is more >> I think I'll call that for me to be a bystander. Just sitting. She's not doing
[09:44] >> [laughter] >> We have a camera, though. longer, dog. Uh any feedback on this? Is it a yes?
[09:58] golf? So what I'm hearing is instead of like 900 uh golf balls, we do like 18 >> [laughter] >> You just bring Or bring her with you and my side piece. Can I bring my side piece though, at least?
[10:12] >> [laughter] >> My bad, dude. Oh, not me. Not me. We'll move on. They're going to [laughter] lose. They're out of it. This
[10:25] scared of criminals that could hurt you? 100%. It's dead silent. >> I am. I am. >> Introducing Risk Radar. Knowing crime is happening so you can avoid it. I like
[10:39] I like it. Risk Radar automatically scans your location and finds signs that scans your location and finds signs that this area could be deadly. your neighborhood." Well, um JD, this looks like uh your neighborhood. It
[10:54] it based off my neighborhood, actually. >> Yeah. Do you prefer KFC or Popeyes? No, >> [laughter] >> Uh know the difference between a hood and neighborhood with Risk Radar. JD, turn to McCain say like, "I don't know
[11:09] neighborhood I'd get called the hard R in." Um I don't really like this because yeah. >> Yeah. Well, that's why I went to take the picture. Smart. That was smart. That was
[11:22] smart. Appreciate that. Yeah, got you. So is this one a yes? then. Here you go, Jay. Babysitting is easy with our new product. Kids need to shut up sometimes.
[11:37] Do we agree? Yep. Everybody agree? Yep. Yeah, they're loud. That's why we made the Sitter Scroll the nanny you can actually afford. Great idea. >> What? Dude, it's dead [laughter] silent.
[11:49] can see it, but >> Just strap them in, set up the iPad and the feeding tube and you're set. No? Why not? Oh, no. Wait, would you use it though in the classroom maybe for the bad kid? No.
[12:03] wheelchair. He's not Doesn't have a disability. Why is he on a chair? He's are supposed to be loud. >> Jo, she's going to flip out on the next slide. Kids can be left here for weeks at a time without attention.
[12:18] at a time without attention. >> [laughter] kids up for this? No. No. Look at the finger [laughter] wag. Leave the kids alone. Maybe we can target towards like 16-year-olds. You
[12:30] god, there's a lady in the back with her >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, [laughter] this is awesome. I just realized how >> Yeah. Oh, We're about to win. You ready? Okay, well one last thing. Thank
[12:44] you. Please raise your hand if you would invest in our company. >> YEAH. THREE? >> [laughter]
[12:56] MUCH. JAY, how's that BTA? >> Three, I'm blaming you. How's that BTA? Got a belt. Can I use your belt real quick? BTA, RIGHT? >> CALL THE BTA.
[13:11] DUDE, WHO THE CREATED THAT THING? YOU REALLY like the sign. THE LA SIGN. presentation that you're about to present is [music] EVEN WORSE. KNOW WHAT'S CRAZY? WHAT? YOU GOT TWO HANDS.
[13:26] GUESS WHAT? You think we're going to get Your presentation's I'm not. I'm this GET THE OUT OF THERE. NO, GET THE OUT OF HERE. GO. GO. AND GUYS, hands by the end of this, they're going to be doing the terrible mystery
[13:39] today? Pretty good. Pretty good. Today we're sharing new products and want your canceled. >> We're creating more jobs for the disabled. Ever been jealous of people that get disabled parking spots?
[13:52] >> [laughter] >> Maybe minus the disability, but we wish we had the spots. Well, now you can use those spots too with speedy speds. >> Oh my god. >> quiet it got? This is our new app that
[14:06] summons disabled people to you so you get the perks. So What in the world? >> It's kind of like Uber is the idea with this one. That's a big no. to you? Doesn't say. Our average arrival time is 45 minutes because, you know, I
[14:22] believe the average arrival time would be about 45 minutes because, you know, >> Yo! Some of these people can't earn any to provide a service. >> That's actually not a bad idea if
[14:34] >> a bad idea? He just made speedy speds sound like a good thing. then you got to >> Well, parking spaces like that, space. Dude, is this guy on their team? What the is going on? This is like
[14:47] >> Let's keep moving. Maybe we can convince you guys a little more. So, from parking at the front of stores to skipping lines at Disneyland >> Really? Not like Not with speedy speds,
[14:59] points. >> No, I was with somebody disabled and we got to literally skip every line. My son went to Disneyland last weekend. They They had [clears throat] the hookup? >> They had the hookup. So, they're already
[15:13] this. We're like Hey, at least we thought of it, I guess. >> Uh our agents might be slow, but your life shouldn't be.
[15:25] Uh any feedback? What do you guys think What what I don't even I'm so confused. I think the wording sounds good. Yeah, what the hell is that? It was It help make your life faster, but sometimes they're referred to as slow.
[15:38] >> all disabled is slow. >> Yeah, yeah. Makes me feel a little I don't like that. >> like it. That's what I deserve. Okay.
[15:51] Yeah. I have a cousin that's deaf, too. So I don't know. >> Okay. Okay, so overall yes on speedy speds? No. speds? No. >> [laughter]
[16:05] Workers are getting lazier [music] and bosses need solutions. That's why we made desk shackle, a new way to keep employees [laughter] focused. Your boss will simply shackle you to
[16:17] your desk until your work is done. >> [laughter] >> [laughter] >> I don't know if that's legal. I don't >> [laughter] >> I think that's false imprisonment. I
[16:32] to get a lawsuit. See, I might put the shackle on you. Would you want me to put the shackle on you? In the No? Who here would want the shackle on them? Raise >> [laughter] >> Our Our idea is ask for the shackles so
[16:44] fired, which means you can support your family. And I think I can speak unanimously for everybody. No. No. Women seriously need these, am I right? I mean women women seriously need these, am I right? OH.
[16:59] >> YOU JUST GOT YOURSELF in a hole. No, I mean that's ridiculous. I've never even right? >> think you can get anybody to buy in on that. >> Yeah, no. No kitchen shackle? No.
[17:13] >> Yeah, no. No kitchen shackle? No. >> [laughter] African-American co-workers are exempt from the shackle. Have mercy. So that would be the That would be the one exception. All right,
[17:28] welcome." with a thumbs-up. You're welcome. I mean, is this really a joke, though? I mean, we thought this was thoughtful. >> Cuz if we didn't say this, I think we would have There's a chance one of you
[17:41] >> How do you stop from that? I don't think that's fair. I guess it's not going over one. >> Next screen. That's enough. No, I think >> Anybody that's a parent in the crowd on this next one is going to be offended.
[17:54] >> Super offended. Our new product will help kids. We're introducing career dolls, new dolls to empower girls' careers. They've already got some. They got this. Uh career dolls, housewife. >> Looks like she's already for work.
[18:06] one. I mean, the hardest job is being a mom, right? Yeah. Uh bottle girl. That's actually Okay. >> Maybe uh Busser, waitress, a host.
[18:21] this was high-paying, and you know, [laughter] careers, so. That sound like something a stripper would be named. You doing that. Well, I think it's empowering, cuz these bottles You know,
[18:34] champagne bottles like, "I'm going to be a bottle girl." than you guys, but if you could take it seriously, we have a we have a few more. >> I just want to make sure there's a lot of chatter, so it's hard to It's hard to
[18:48] it's just going to tank on the next one. Um Um We have the Hooters server. going to lie. >> I go to Hooters for the hot wings, too.
[19:01] >> Justin, you're going to say I have a couple of these myself. myself. >> Yeah, I bet she do. BLOW-UPS, YEAH. BLOW-UPS. BLOW THIS HE SAID IT WITH the
[19:14] blow-ups. Okay, cool. Let's see. Only fans model. >> Guys. Oh. If you're a very hard working self
[19:26] whatever you want. >> That's what we're shooting for here. But Like our idea here was this teaches girls how to be their own boss, you >> Yeah, 18 and above. You have too much
[19:40] agreement. That's a big no, right? >> That's a big no. Christmas? Would anyone buy this for their daughter for Christmas? >> hard no? That's a hard no.
[19:54] If it's for adults, by all means because adults are adults, but not for children. >> Okay, cool. Let's move on. Everybody, JD makes all of these. >> This was his life. My mom is a hard working mom. You think I'd do that?
[20:06] Yes. I would, yes. No, you're right. We have a new innovation to help the blind. have a new innovation to help the blind. Blind people are basically screwed. But with the new threat stick, they don't have to be. Threat stick will play
[20:19] audio to describe exactly what's in front of them. room. Law abiding citizen carrying firearm. Do
[20:32] not startle him with sudden movement. I need you to remain calm. There is a suspicious individual in front of you. Clutch your wallet tightly while I call SIR, GET ON THE [screaming] GROUND!
[20:45] GROUND! >> [laughter] >> [laughter] >> IT'S A bit racist. Should we watch it >> IT'S A bit racist. Should we watch it again? Should we watch it again? No. I
[20:57] >> [laughter] >> Any feedback on the threat stick? It's horrible. Too racist. Everybody disagrees, I think. All right. >> [laughter] >> Most people walk with their hands down.
[21:11] go up and do it with him. >> have to walk Okay, wait. Let's Okay, so you know, they'd kind of be walking with like a cane, like Gandalf. Justin, jump walk like this? >> Yeah, I was picturing more of like a
[21:24] >> But who's watching the cameras? It's just using AI to determine what's a >> You don't know who's a threat and who isn't. That's Let's move on. >> Oh my god, they moved on so fast.
[21:36] >> Bro. Our new product makes dating easy. Sleeping with women is easy, but keeping track isn't. You know, if there's too many of them. Introducing the Hoke Deck, a new app that lets you catch them all.
[21:53] Like Pokémon. It's like Pokémon, yeah. >> [laughter] too? Yeah. She holds a special place in my heart. She does hold a special place in my heart, that one. Yeah. 4.5, yep.
[22:06] >> Um every time you get with a new type of girl, just log them in your Hoke Deck. There's my new catch. >> [laughter] >> And then, there are even some legendary types you'll have to collect. So,
[22:21] types you'll have to collect. So, >> [laughter]
[22:35] a from Thailand. So, I had a trip to Thailand. [laughter] my crown jewel. >> [laughter]
[22:47] >> And it's got the highest rating. >> Yeah, this this was the best one. Five out of five stars. Yeah. Any feedback on the Hoke Deck? I think it's a great name cuz you've got the key deck, and then you're able to track your
[23:00] >> [laughter] >> Hey, Paps loves it. I would love to check your hoes. Okay, so overall yeses? Yes. For the lady boy. Okay, for the >> [laughter] >> Our new kids toy will change lives. Kids
[23:16] are lacking street smarts. That's why we're introducing my first [laughter] trap house. Not the trap house. Hear us out on it before we judge. It's a new playhouse that lets kids die for the streets.
[23:34] be like, "Hey, cuz. Can you spin the block, cuz?" Your kid will learn all cuz." like "Let's spin the block." and like do stuff like that. >> [laughter] >> And for $99, buy the attachable my first
[23:48] lab. Let your kid explore his inner Walter White. >> [laughter] >> No. It's like holding her hand to like a
[24:01] future life of crime, dude. Okay, I think this one will probably just be a no then. What do we think? No. No, hard no. No money. >> It gets even worse. We invented the future of photography. Selfies are
[24:15] embarrassing to take, but we have a solution. Introducing selfie shoe, the first ever shoe to have a built-in camera. Sex offender. all. >> explain it. Uh it's good for taking
[24:28] photos of others, too. Like this lady I just met. Oh my god, I just realized >> He's going to get tazed everywhere he goes, dude. Just look her in the eyes and say smile. He's got to look her in the eyes and say cheese on this one.
[24:41] kill him. Um look at this cool trick I found the picture of the door. No big deal. >> god. Really in a bathroom? That ain't Yeah, I think he's putting it under a stall in a woman's bathroom.
[24:55] >> [clears throat] >> Uh I think maybe this is used by private >> [snorts] >> to gain >> He's about to laugh. Okay. Bring out your inner photography
[25:11] >> Oh, he's going to jail. Yeah. Where are you? I'm just chilling on the park with kids around. Yeah, that's that's the that's the usage of it right there. Not at a park with kids though. That's a no. So, maybe we like selfie shoes, but
[25:25] not at the park with kids? I think when they go to the crime scene, it's evidence. What about if you captured the perpetrator with your shoe? Like you saw a crime and you went like this. Yeah, the perpetrator is that guy right there.
[25:37] >> How convenient is that? Okay, so maybe mixed on selfie shoe depending on the they're not a fan. >> Solid no is everyone? Solid no. Solid no. Man, you're up, Jay. How am I up? Can't believe you'd make them
[25:50] do this. Our product solves your deepest desires. All right, guys. These guys I may have gotten his sister for this one. afterwards. >> I got you. We all have that one person
[26:03] >> I got you. We all have that one person we want to see naked. Am I right? a significant other. Sure, yeah. Sure. It doesn't have to be weird. >> [laughter] >> now you can.
[26:18] Simply upload a photo of anyone. So, I I found her on Instagram. >> [laughter] >> See what they would look like nude. It's cool. That is pretty cool. Boom. So, that
[26:33] there's, you know, her naked. And we tested on each other and it works perfectly. This is Justin. >> real, yep. What I mean, what do you guys Well, you know, just for fun amongst friends.
[26:45] personal use, gags. How does Nudify determine the size of, you know, I think it would just kind of analyze the person's body type. I mean, Joe, say this next one is my personal favorite. >> Now, this next one is my personal
[27:00] >> god. Uh we even tested this on my sister, Uh we even tested this on my sister, too.
[27:13] sister. Okay, I I did lie. That I tested it. I made this, but it was just to prove the product works. You ever want to see like I'm sorry I keep going. I'll keep going. I'm sorry.
[27:26] I don't I don't know You ever want to see like what SHE GREW INTO? kill me. You got to hold him back. I I see the optics now. You're
[27:39] actually You're right. Any feedback on Nudify? guys. Thank you so much. Please raise your hand if you would invest in our company. 1 2 3 4 5
[27:52] >> you guys so much. All right. You guys are free to go. Thank you guys so much. Thank you guys so much. You guys are okay? You >> Wait, he's coming back. You got me? No,
[28:04] You got me though? No, I'm dead ass right now. He's going to kill >> Bro, I got you. Put your sister on the slide, DUDE. [laughter] >> OH
[28:18] OH OKAY. OKAY. YOU'RE NOT EVEN >> [screaming]
[28:36] eight? Yeah, you guys got eight. Go. Let's go, Jay. Dude, this punishment >> No, it's bad. It's bad. All right. If you If you want right now. If you guys haven't hit that sub button, thank you guys so much for
[28:49] AND PEACE. LOCKED DOWN [music] ON THE OTHER NIGHT. Last maybe come around for a minute. Shawty like that. I could never be