---
title: 'The RANGE of Eric Bauza will always be remembered'
source: 'https://youtube.com/watch?v=cMPtgaXeVAk'
video_id: 'cMPtgaXeVAk'
date: 2026-10-27
duration_sec: 72
channel: 'IGN'
---

# The RANGE of Eric Bauza will always be remembered

> Source: [The RANGE of Eric Bauza will always be remembered](https://youtube.com/watch?v=cMPtgaXeVAk)

## Summary

The transcript is a chaotic montage of disjointed dialogue fragments, likely from a compilation of animated series or comedy sketches. It features rapid-fire exchanges about muscle density, dishwashing experiences, coyotes, and personal grievances, with no coherent narrative or central topic.

### Key Points

- **Opening Dialogue** [00:00] — A series of unrelated statements about muscle tissue density, adventure, helping ladies, and being good to orphans, suggesting a comedic or absurdist tone.
- **Suspicion and Models** [00:16] — Characters discuss being 'on to us' and the difficulty of finding nude models, indicating a possible behind-the-scenes or meta-humor context.
- **Valdivian Dishwashing** [00:28] — A parody introduction to a 'Valdivian Dishwashing Experience' followed by a question about the coyote's fate, mixing mundane and cartoonish elements.
- **Luck and School Memories** [00:42] — References to luck running out, holding someone, and a seventh-grade 'erection' (likely a mispronunciation or joke), plus a mention of 'Purple is a monster'.
- **TV and Fandom** [00:54] — A threat to fry a TV so only educational shows appear, a declaration of being Tony's biggest fan, and a refusal to be somewhere, with a character named Glenn bleeding.
- **Closing Greeting** [01:07] — A casual greeting to 'Princess Bubblegum' and 'everybody', ending the transcript abruptly.

## Transcript

&gt;&gt; There is nothing to figure out. She is not leaving. &gt;&gt; You have no idea how dense their muscle tissue is. It's like cutting through &gt;&gt; Always seek adventure. Always help a lady. And always be good to orphans.
&gt;&gt; Boss, I think they're on to us. &gt;&gt; Kind of slow at my place lately. You've been slow, too. &gt;&gt; No, that's not true. That's impossible. &gt;&gt; It's so difficult to find nude models these days. Hello and welcome to the
these days. Hello and welcome to the Valdivian dishwashing experience. WHO CARES WHAT HAPPENS TO THE COYOTE AT ALL?
&gt;&gt; TAILS I STAY, heads I go. Your luck's run out. &gt;&gt; Dead will hold him all white. &gt;&gt; We got you through that erection in the &gt;&gt; Purple is a monster. He will fry my TV. So all I get is educational shows. You
know I'm Tony's biggest fan. &gt;&gt; I don't want to be here. &gt;&gt; Shut up bleeding to death. What? Hey, Princess Bubblegum. Hey, everybody.
