[0:00] - Welcome back to Temu, my friends,
[0:01] where we are going to be looking
[0:03] for some of the more
interesting items on the site.
[0:07] Normally, I try to find
some good tech, but (bleep).
[0:11] A digital badge.
[0:13] It's a little badge
you can pin on yourself
[0:15] to put apparently a bunch
of anime girls on your,
[0:18] it's called an E-badge.
[0:19] I want a little bit of uwu on my shirt.
[0:25] What, is that weird?
[0:26] - Yes.
- What's weird about that?
[0:27] That seems totally reasonable.
[0:29] "The U.S. Armed Forces Nuclear Biological
[0:31] and Chemical Survival
Manual" by Dick Couch.
[0:37] What the (bleep) is this?
[0:39] A dual head eye wash station.
[0:42] Brother, uh, no, thank you.
[0:44] Oh my God, what the (bleep) what?
[0:46] It's a USB-C lighter that
you plug into your phone.
[0:50] I don't think that that-
- That's sick.
[0:52] - I don't think that that-
- Could work.
[0:53] - Okay, we'll go with it.
[0:55] Red light underpants? (laughs)
- Yeah.
[0:58] Yeah, who needs magnetism
when you have red lights
[1:02] directly on yours?
- I feel like Temu
[1:04] is taking my junk a
little too literally here.
[1:07] - [Alex] The real answer
is we should find out.
[1:09] - No, we're not!
[1:10] - Yeah.
- No.
[1:11] With that, my friends, I think
we have everything we need
[1:12] and probably a little bit
more to take a closer look
[1:15] to see exactly what crazy
nonsense Temu has got us today.
[1:20] So my friends, we have got ourselves
[1:22] a bountiful harvest of stuff from Temu
[1:25] and whatever the hell's
going on over here.
[1:28] Why do you look like you are like
[1:31] a reject from Doc Brown's
school of being a nerd?
[1:35] - Mr. Emmett Brown.
[1:36] - [Austin] Good, love the accent too.
[1:38] - Was a student of mine.
[1:41] - No, this is, my friends,
[1:42] a high quality bit of Temu attire.
[1:45] All right, time to change, my friends.
[1:48] Whoa!
[1:49] - Oh my God.
- It's me!
[1:51] I don't actually totally hate this.
[1:53] It's actually not as low
quality as I thought.
[1:57] - I'm not gonna lie, despite
you looking like an idiot.
[2:01] - Thanks.
- The outfit's pretty bad too.
[2:03] (Alex laughing)
- Okay.
[2:05] - But it looks comfy.
[2:06] - How much did I pay for my Temu fit?
[2:10] - [Alex] You paid $9.50.
[2:12] - Oh, $9?
- $9.50
[2:13] to look like a billionaire
is a very good price.
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[3:41] about some tech over here,
[3:42] and I got just the solution.
[3:45] Behold, my friends, HTC headphones.
[3:48] Now, you might go, "HTC
headphones, who cares, whatever."
[3:51] These are a little different.
[3:52] These are, I don't know what to call it,
[3:55] like open headphones would be,
I guess, my best description.
[3:59] So we took a look at a product
[4:00] for Mystery Tech a while back.
[4:02] It was this Japanese pair of headphones
[4:05] that basically, they're
essentially like speaker drivers
[4:07] that go like towards your ears,
[4:08] but they're actually fully open.
[4:10] If you take a close look
at the back of the box,
[4:12] these are actually not made by HTC.
[4:15] Instead, it is made by Shenzhen
Brands World Technology
[4:18] and they licensed the HTC logo.
[4:19] When I thought these
were a real HTC product,
[4:22] I'm like, "Oh, they might be good."
[4:22] Now I'm thinking they're probably
[4:23] just some generic knockoff.
[4:25] They just license it.
- I mean, I can already
[4:26] tell you that they're terrible.
[4:28] - You can?
- You know as soon
[4:29] as that plastic's there, it's terrible.
[4:31] - That's, honestly, that's not wrong.
[4:33] Well, I will say, they
don't feel terrible.
[4:36] So it's got this sort of
like little metal headband,
[4:38] which you can open and close it.
[4:40] - [Ken] Those look more
comfortable in these.
[4:41] - It's not bad.
[4:42] I mean, it's a little, oh,
they sound a little cheapy.
[4:45] So essentially, it's like if you just made
[4:47] a normal pair of headphones
[4:48] but got rid of all the
middle headphones stuff.
[4:49] So like I can hear 100%
fine, but let's actually see
[4:53] what it's like to listen
to these headphones.
[4:56] - [Ken] Oh, you can definitely hear that.
[4:57] - [Alex] Oh yeah, we can hear that
[4:58] all the way from here very clearly.
[5:00] - I'll say it's not as aggressive
as I thought it would be.
[5:03] I've turned it.
[5:04] This is like a relatively elevated volume.
[5:07] - [Alex] Really?
[5:08] Okay, that's not bad.
[5:09] - Do you wanna be sad and listen
[5:10] to how bad these headphones are?
[5:12] That actually is like,
they've massacred my boy.
[5:15] - That is like listening to Daft Punk
[5:20] on a 1960s Ford F-150
[5:23] (Austin laughing)
pickup truck radio.
[5:25] - Yeah.
[5:26] I'm not gonna lie, those are
some of the worst-sounding
[5:27] headphones I've ever heard.
[5:29] And that includes like
$5 pairs of headphones.
[5:31] To be fair to these headphones,
[5:32] you know, I don't really
feel like they deserve it.
[5:34] They're way cheaper.
[5:35] So the original's like 300 bucks.
[5:37] These HTCs were how much?
[5:40] - [Alex] $25.
[5:42] - That is $18 too expensive.
[5:45] Hey, if anyone from HTC is watching,
[5:48] cancel the license to whoever you let
[5:50] put your beautiful logo
on these piles of garbage.
[5:54] That is, $25 is outrageous.
[5:56] Like these sound bad.
[5:58] I think this is an item that
I'm not going to describe.
[6:01] Merely, I'm going to present to you,
[6:04] and Matt, I want you to try
to figure out what it is.
[6:06] I think, you, dressed as you are.
[6:08] We'll figure it out.
[6:09] But it's the fact that
you can buy this on Temu
[6:13] is truly incredible to me.
[6:15] For the record, Matt doesn't
know why he's dressed this way.
[6:18] We just asked him to put on the,
[6:21] you don't have a limp.
[6:22] Why are you walking with a limp? (laughs)
[6:27] (all laughing)
[6:29] - Okay, we got some sort of briefcase.
[6:32] - I'm so excited for this right now.
[6:37] (glass breaking)
[6:39] - Some sort of locking mechanism.
[6:41] - It's a fancy item 'cause you can tell
[6:42] it comes in a real actual case.
[6:44] Matthew, what are you
looking at right now?
[6:46] - Case.
[6:47] - Well, what's inside the case?
[6:50] I'll take the paperwork.
[6:51] You don't need to look at the paperwork.
[6:53] - [Matt] Oh boy.
[6:55] - [Ken] Is that an umbilical cord?
[6:57] - You're really, really close.
- You're getting there.
[7:00] - The rumors are true.
[7:01] We bought a whole ass legitimate
[7:06] real ultrasound machine on Temu. (laughs)
[7:09] - [Ken] Oh my God.
[7:11] - Now, the recommended use of this
[7:14] is to check on the
pregnancy of your livestock.
[7:18] So if you got some sheep or
some moose perhaps. (laughs)
[7:24] - Who's herd breeding mooses?
[7:27] - You just aren't hardcore enough.
[7:28] Wait, Alex, did you get the lube?
[7:31] - [Alex] No, I thought you
were supposed to get the lube.
[7:32] - Damn it, I hate when this happens.
[7:34] - [Alex] Oh, it's running.
[7:37] - Okay, here.
- We need more lube.
[7:39] - I can't see.
[7:40] Get up here, get up here.
[7:41] We're gonna do some tummy time.
[7:42] - [Alex] Can someone
please read the paperwork?
[7:46] (crew laughing)
[7:47] You did that a little too easy.
[7:49] - Okay, we'll get that there.
[7:50] All right, here we go.
- And we can see.
[7:52] - Aha, so cold.
[7:53] I don't think we're doing this right.
[7:55] - Wait, I found your belly button.
[7:56] - [Austin] Dude, there's nothing
on this screen right now.
[7:58] - There's something.
[7:59] - You are not a medical provisioned
[8:02] licensed board physician, are you?
[8:04] Will someone, can we get something
[8:06] resembling lubrication, please?
[8:09] (Matt hissing)
[8:10] - No! (laughs)
[8:12] What is that, what did you find in there?
[8:14] - Oh, come on.
- No.
[8:16] - Basically the same thing.
[8:18] (Austin laughing)
[8:19] - (laughs) No.
[8:20] - [Alex] Oh no, this is bad.
[8:21] - Oh, yo! (laughs)
[8:23] (Ken laughing)
[8:26] Okay, we got it.
- That's impressive.
[8:27] - There you go.
[8:28] - Oh my-
- That a gurgle?
[8:29] - Okay.
- There you go.
[8:30] - What are you seeing in there?
[8:31] What are you seeing in there?
- There's the head.
[8:33] (Austin laughing)
[8:35] - Is this why I'm dressed like this?
[8:37] - [Alex] (laughs) Yes.
[8:38] - [Adriana] I mean, you're a professional.
[8:40] - So can we all just establish the fact
[8:42] that this is probably
not a good idea to buy,
[8:45] and that dingus YouTubers like ourselves
[8:48] should not be able to buy these things?
[8:50] But if you did wanna buy one like we did,
[8:55] how much do we pay for our
Temu ultrasound machine?
[8:59] - [Alex] This is by far,
[9:01] this is probably one of our most expensive
[9:02] things we've ever gotten in Temu.
[9:04] We paid $714.
- What?
[9:11] The ultrasounds, they
don't make themselves.
[9:13] - [Ken] This thing looks like a LeapFrog.
[9:15] - [Alex] Kinda.
[9:15] - I wish that I had better news for you,
[9:18] but I'm sorry to say that this item
[9:19] is significantly more unhinged
than what you've just seen.
[9:22] - [Ken] Wait, wait! (laughs)
[9:24] How is that possible?
- You can't just tee up.
[9:25] The other one as the most
unhinged and then be like,
[9:27] "Bye, take care."
- I wish, no,
[9:29] how is this more unhinged than-
[9:30] - Brother, brother, if
I was capping right now,
[9:34] I wish I was.
[9:35] This is the actually worst item
we've ever bought from Temu.
[9:39] This is-
- Ah!
[9:41] - Wait, what?
[9:43] Wait.
- Red light therapy
[9:46] massage pants.
[9:48] (speaking indistinctly)
[9:49] (all laughing)
[9:51] Points.
[9:51] - [Ken] What could you possibly be getting
[9:53] right now that's relevant?
- Oh my God.
[9:54] This is even more terrifying
[9:56] because Matt probably has like-
[9:58] - He's got something.
- He's gonna one up
[9:59] you somehow.
[10:00] - "So how does it work?" you might ask.
[10:02] Great question.
[10:03] I've got the answer for
you on the back of the box.
[10:05] Red light therapy is a 660
nanometer wavelength of light
[10:08] to stimulate cellular
repair and rejuvenation,
[10:10] providing therapeutic
benefits for the skin
[10:13] and overall health.
[10:14] Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.
[10:16] You get him outta here.
- Yeah, buddy.
[10:18] - You get him outta here.
[10:20] I hate to say this,
[10:21] he looks like he needs
to be blown. (laughs)
[10:23] (air hissing)
[10:25] - [Matt] I forgot that I gave
it a little bow tie. (laughs)
[10:29] - So it's got quite the
configuration of, wow.
[10:34] Is this a diaper?
[10:35] - [Alex] It is.
[10:36] - Why is-
- It's a pull-up.
[10:38] - Look.
- Wait, wait, I don't know.
[10:40] I don't know about that, chief.
[10:41] - Hold on a second.
[10:43] Where does this go?
[10:45] - [Alex] You know exactly where it goes.
[10:46] - No, yeah.
[10:47] I will say it's doing you a lot of favors.
[10:50] - [Ken] Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, Austin.
[10:52] - Is everyone ready to experience this?
[10:54] 'Cause we're-
- We're experiencing (bleep).
[10:57] - Experiencing it together, friends.
[10:58] - Oh, no.
- So I'm gonna
[10:59] power it up first, so we've got power,
[11:01] we've got vibrate time and temperature.
[11:05] Jesus.
- Whoa.
[11:07] - [Matt] Whoa!
[11:09] - [Alex] We can hear that from here.
[11:10] That's some pretty powerful
[11:11] vibration.
- Wow.
[11:12] That's a lot of vibration, brother.
[11:14] So let me show you what
this is on the inside.
[11:16] - [Matt] Oh my God, many times now.
[11:18] - Basically, what you've got
here is a series of LEDs,
[11:20] which apparently punch through fabric.
[11:22] And maybe you're supposed
to wear this naked.
[11:24] - [Alex] Yeah, you are.
[11:25] - Yeah, 100%.
- Yeah.
[11:26] 'Cause look at it, it's suede.
[11:27] It's supposed to be comfortable.
[11:28] - [Ken] Also, why isn't it RGB?
[11:30] - [Austin] So we've got two
vibration motors right here,
[11:33] and then one right here, one right here.
[11:35] And then that's it.
- Oh, okay.
[11:39] - I'm in a sharing mood.
[11:41] Does anyone wanna try it?
[11:42] - I'll do it.
[11:43] - [Austin] Hell, yeah, let's go, boy!
[11:45] - Holy (bleep).
[11:46] (both laughing)
[11:47] What the, I feel like I'm taking off.
[11:49] - It is, it's like you're
sitting on a damn motorcycle.
[11:52] It's probably the best
way I can describe it.
[11:53] So I hate to ask, how much
is the red light underpants?
[12:00] - [Matt] In dollars or dignity?
[12:01] - Well, the dignity's been gone
for about seven minutes now.
[12:05] - [Alex] We paid $64,
[12:07] but you know what?
- $64?
[12:09] That's a lot of money, what?
[12:11] - [Alex] How can you
put a price on health?
[12:12] - Okay, so now that you
have fully strapped up,
[12:16] do you think this is worth
[12:17] whatever the 60-something dollars we paid?
[12:19] - [Matt] I can't hear you
over how loud that is.
[12:21] - My left pec thinks it's a
really, really good investment.
[12:25] - [Alex] (laughs) What?
[12:26] - I don't know that...
[12:29] I feel like this video has been full
[12:30] of a bunch of nonsense and silly behavior.
[12:34] Why don't we get this thing
back on track with this?
[12:36] This should be an actual
article of technology
[12:40] that might just make your life better.
[12:42] - [Matt] The Gofo?
[12:44] - No, that's the name
of the shipping company.
[12:46] - Gofo!
- Gofo yourself.
[12:48] - Gofo, we try to deliver at 11:00 PM.
[12:50] Oh my God, why is he back there?
[12:53] So this is an external
battery for your DualSense.
[12:56] The thing is, this is a great controller,
[12:58] but I will say the number one
problem with the DualSense
[13:01] is the battery life is dog doo-doo.
[13:03] So to get ready for what you can do
[13:05] is you take this guy and you literally
[13:07] just snap it on the back.
[13:09] 28%, and the controller's charging, yeah.
[13:12] Immediately, you can see
that the controller's litten up.
[13:15] It's supposed to give you an
additional 1.4 to two hour,
[13:19] oh, an extra 10 hours of battery.
[13:22] It's an 1800 milliamp-hour battery,
[13:23] which I believe is actually
bigger than the battery
[13:25] inside the DualSense.
[13:26] How much did we pay for our DualSense
[13:28] Battery-O-Matic 9,000?
[13:30] - [Alex] We paid $13.
[13:32] - [Matt] $13, and you could use it
[13:33] as a battery bank for your phone.
[13:34] - I don't know that you should
do that, but that seems-
[13:36] - [Matt] Just 'cause you shouldn't
[13:38] doesn't mean you couldn't.
- Yeah.
[13:40] - Now that we got the
real tech outta the way,
[13:42] let's get back to some nonsense, shall we?
[13:43] - [Alex] That was the
one piece that's real.
[13:45] - [Matt] That was the one palate cleanser.
[13:47] - [Alex] Yeah, that was
like actual consumer advice.
[13:49] - It was consumer advice,
I just had to get that
[13:51] outta my system.
- Genuinely concerned.
[13:52] - So this is-
[13:55] - [Matt] Nothing.
[13:57] Nothing, they're literally nothing.
[14:00] - Did our item fall out?
[14:01] 'Cause this is the way
it was shipped, right?
[14:03] - Yeah.
- Did an item fall out?
[14:05] The keychain for your
USB-C lighter's in there,
[14:08] but not the actual thing.
[14:09] - It's almost like Denki
also did a Temu video,
[14:13] and I may or may not have
one in the mailbox right now.
[14:17] - [Austin] Can you get it?
[14:18] - I'll see if it's there.
[14:21] (Austin laughing)
[14:23] - Okay, is this really
the way it showed up,
[14:25] like falling apart?
- Yeah.
[14:26] - Like, can we just point out the fact
[14:28] that this is supposed to be down here,
[14:29] and it just slides up and
then just falls apart?
[14:32] - [Ken] Yeah.
[14:33] - Well, thank you for
the donation, my friend.
[14:35] Oh, it actually even tells you
[14:36] it's a portable cigarette lighter.
[14:38] They're not being subtle at all.
[14:40] I guess let's go outside
and see what happens
[14:44] when we use our phone to
light things on fire. (laughs)
[14:47] So what we're gonna do is we're
gonna attempt to use this.
[14:50] So before plugging into the phone,
[14:51] I have procured myself some paper,
[14:54] which I will bestow upon you, my friend.
[14:56] - Are we gonna take some
of those nice plants
[14:57] and put them in the paper?
[14:59] - No, no, no, no.
[15:00] We're not gonna roll anything.
[15:01] We're just gonna test it, okay?
[15:02] So this is gonna be pretty quick.
[15:04] Says it's only gonna
last for eight seconds.
[15:05] Everybody ready?
[15:09] Oh, I see a little red.
[15:10] - Oh.
- It's lighting up.
[15:12] No, no, get the edge, the edge, the edge.
[15:14] The corner.
- I can't see.
[15:16] Like yeah.
[15:19] - Oh, oh, wait, wait, wait.
[15:20] It's actually lighting a little bit.
[15:21] - Now I want marshmallows.
- I mean,
[15:22] that's actually really burned.
[15:24] Like you've got that thing
going a little bit right now.
[15:27] Well surprise surprise.
[15:29] Something from Temu was disappointing.
[15:32] - If you excuse me, I'm gonna go
[15:34] and red light therapy myself.
[15:37] - So here's the thing.
[15:38] We are continuing the same day.
[15:41] No one can tell the difference.
[15:42] That's why I have a haircut-
- That's I wear black shirt
[15:43] everyday.
- And they have totally
[15:45] different clothes on, but other than that-
[15:46] - There's a good chance we're
wearing the exact same outfit.
[15:49] - This one, this one's for Ken.
[15:51] - Oh.
- I think something
[15:52] that you're going to absolutely
despise and hate immediately
[15:55] or take to your next con.
[15:58] - [Ken] My next, oh, it's anime-related.
[16:00] - Bing bing E-badge.
- Wait, wait!
[16:03] Oh, I've always wanted one of these.
[16:05] - [Austin] He likes it, okay, cool.
[16:06] - Wait, wait, no, no, no.
[16:07] I do have a use for this.
[16:09] It's not gonna be for,
hold on, wait, wait.
[16:11] - So it's always a 50-50 of either
[16:14] this is something that's
gonna be offensive to Ken
[16:15] or he is gonna be like,
"Hell, yeah, let's go."
[16:17] - Explain what it is.
- Yes.
[16:19] - [Ken] And I'll be right back.
[16:19] - So this is a little badge.
[16:22] It's got a screen on it.
[16:23] So the idea is that you
can load up like a GIF
[16:24] or something and wear it around.
[16:26] So it's designed, or at least the way
[16:28] they kinda advertised it is,
like if you're going to a con,
[16:30] you have like your
favorite character playing
[16:31] or whatever the case is.
[16:32] - [Alex] I don't know what Ken brought
[16:35] has to do with this pin.
[16:36] - Is that a wheel?
[16:37] What are you bringing a wheel for?
[16:38] - I'm so confused.
- So I've actually-
[16:40] - Did you take the wheel
off of your actual car?
[16:42] - Yes.
[16:43] So I've actually been looking at these
[16:45] little screen pin things,
'cause I've been trying
[16:48] to figure out what to put
where my horn button is.
[16:52] - So for reference, this is
not like a simulator wheel.
[16:55] This is an actual wheel
that he went downstairs
[16:58] and took off his car
to bring back upstairs.
[17:00] - [Alex] Which means that if we take it,
[17:01] he can't drive home.
- Yeah, he can't drive home.
[17:04] I need to download the SuperBand app.
[17:08] Oh hello.
[17:12] - [Ken] It sounds like a 99-cent alarm.
[17:13] - [Matt] Oh my God.
[17:14] - I guess we just throw a photo at it.
[17:17] - [Austin] Take another photo of sad Matt.
[17:19] - Upload.
- Upload.
[17:20] - [Ken] Oop.
[17:21] - Yeah, we got it.
- Oh!
[17:23] That was so fast.
[17:24] - It's me, Matt's number one fan.
[17:27] - Wait, hold on, wait,
I wanna try something-
[17:28] - Right where my heart, where it belongs.
[17:30] - I think some people are
gonna fight you for that.
[17:33] Uwu!
[17:34] - Are you about to send that to my badge?
[17:36] - Mm-hmm.
- Okay, all right.
[17:37] - [Ken] Here it comes.
[17:39] Uploading to the device.
[17:41] - Uwu!
[17:42] (all laughing)
- Oh my God.
[17:44] - Uwu!
[17:45] (laughter continues)
[17:47] - It works really well.
- Actually.
[17:49] - This actually, I will say,
[17:51] is actually like legitimately good.
[17:54] The screen is solid.
[17:54] The app at least worked
for you, unlike me.
[17:57] How much was our E-badge, uwu edition?
[18:01] - [Alex] It was $14.
[18:02] - Actually, that's totally worth 14 bucks.
[18:05] It has been a long and stressful day.
[18:08] I, I don't know about
you, am tired of dealing
[18:11] with the stress of taking
a look at stuff from Temu.
[18:14] Are you kidding me?
[18:16] This is supposed to be my job?
[18:17] Ugh!
[18:18] Well, luckily, I have a solution.
[18:21] This is a shoulder and neck massager.
[18:26] - [Matt] I told you I'm
not doing that anymore.
[18:28] - Well, you know, you say it.
[18:30] Wait until you see what
this thing looks like.
[18:31] This, we might have to censor this one.
[18:34] - [Ken] Wait, what, wait.
[18:35] Huh?
[18:36] Wait why?
[18:37] Whoa!
- Wait!
[18:38] (Austin laughing)
[18:42] - [Austin] It's like little hands.
[18:43] - [Matt] Why does it (bleep) hands?
[18:45] - Massage, I must!
[18:46] (all laughing)
[18:49] - You put it around your neck like this.
[18:51] - [Ken] This is amazing content.
[18:53] - It is one of the things.
[18:54] So I know where this goes.
- Wait, other way, other way.
[18:56] You have it upside down.
- What?
[18:58] - Yeah.
- The hands
[18:59] have to be right here.
(Ken laughing)
[19:01] - Sorry, what?
- I didn't know you were-
[19:03] I didn't know you were-
- Gently being choked.
[19:05] - Oh.
- I didn't know
[19:06] you were into that, Austin.
[19:07] That's crazy.
[19:08] - Okay, can someone turn me on?
[19:11] - [Alex] Well, whoa.
[19:12] - [Ken] Why are you bending for this?
[19:14] - Wait, no, no, no.
[19:15] I'm supposed to push it.
[19:17] - [Alex] Okay, just don't
think about anything.
[19:20] - Just think about Barry Manilow.
[19:21] (Matt speaking indistinctly)
[19:22] Think about Barry Manilow.
[19:25] Ah!
[19:26] Ahh!
[19:28] What?
- An immediate-
[19:30] - It's not good to look at,
[19:32] but like honestly, it's pretty good.
[19:36] Who wants to try it?
[19:37] - [Matt] You ever wish you got massaged
[19:38] by a little turtle man?
[19:39] (all laughing)
[19:45] - Oh my God, what the (bleep)?
[19:47] Wait, that's a lot.
[19:49] Wait ooh.
[19:50] It looks like it's trying to escape now.
[19:52] (all laughing)
[19:59] - How much did we pay for this
neck and shoulder massager,
[20:03] which is quite lovely?
[20:06] - [Alex] Well, we paid $18.
[20:08] - This is only 18 bucks?
- That's actually not-
[20:10] - Bro, I'm not exaggerating.
[20:11] We try a lot of these health
and beauty nonsense things.
[20:13] Almost all of them are bad.
[20:15] This feels great.
[20:18] This item is one of the coolest things
[20:21] I've ever seen on Temu.
[20:22] Now, I was afraid almost
all of our other Temu items
[20:26] showed up relatively quickly.
[20:28] This one took weeks to
show up, but we waited,
[20:31] 'cause I was ready to see this in person.
[20:34] Now, there were some problems,
I think, with the shipment,
[20:37] which will become very apparent
[20:38] when you take a look at what this item is.
[20:40] Ooooh okay okay okay.
[20:44] Oh, it looks good!
[20:46] It looks good.
[20:47] This, my friends, is the
bomb from Counter-Strike.
[20:51] - What the hell, man?
(Austin laughing)
[20:53] - What?
[20:54] Dude, I'm not exaggerating.
[20:56] Look at this thing.
[20:57] It's got an actual like
working keypad, screen.
[21:00] Obviously, the C4, not actually real C4,
[21:04] but as far as like looking
like the real thing.
[21:06] In fact, I think, yep.
[21:10] Yo, let's go.
[21:11] Wait, hold on.
- Okay.
[21:14] - I should know this.
[21:14] I feel like I should know this.
[21:15] - It's 8008.
- 5, hang on, no.
[21:17] 567-
[21:18] - 309?
- 8309.
[21:20] (device beeping)
[21:24] Wait, what do we do now?
[21:25] Should someone be defending right now?
[21:28] Should we run?
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[21:31] Ring-a-ling the ding-a-ling button.
[21:33] Check out some other videos here,
[21:34] and stay tuned to see what
happens with Temu tech.
[21:39] (speaking indistinctly)
[21:40] - [Matt] I can't get outta the game now.
[21:41] Noo!
[21:42] Noo!
[21:45] (light music)
[21:48] (all laughing)
[21:50] - Does it just play the music?
[21:51] (light music)