[0:00] Why GTA 6 will suck.
[0:07] This video came out four months ago.
[0:11] All right, this is a good one. This
[0:14] could be a very based video. We don't
[0:16] know yet.
[0:20] Old GTA was like this.
[0:22] >> [ __ ] [ __ ] sold them [ __ ] Who's
[0:24] gangster? [ __ ]
[0:25] >> [ __ ]
[0:26] >> [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you,
[0:28] >> [ __ ]
[0:28] >> [ __ ] What's up my [ __ ]
[0:31] >> The gangster [ __ ] [ __ ]
[0:34] >> [ __ ]
[0:35] >> all the [ __ ] ass GTA online stuff since
[0:38] 2020 is like this.
[0:39] >> Have no fear in this eye.
[0:47] >> Do talk some [ __ ] But he right. Only
[0:49] gunshots you going to hear and hear be
[0:50] some fool's verbal tune.
[0:51] >> Hey, that's what this place is all
[0:53] about. Be who you want to be.
[0:55] >> FRESHEST MEASAURUS.
[0:59] SPEEDOSAURUS.
[1:00] >> IS THIS Is this true?
[1:02] >> SHUT THE [ __ ] UP.
[1:04] >> LOOK AT YOU.
[1:04] >> You were with Mimi, right?
[1:06] >> At the car. Me.
[1:07] >> You don't look like much of a driver to
[1:09] me.
[1:09] >> You heard what she said. You look like a
[1:11] hoe.
[1:12] >> Just kidding, baby.
[1:13] >> Guys, can I be honest with you? I don't
[1:15] really care if GTA 6 gets delayed again
[1:17] because whenever the game comes out,
[1:18] it's going to be [ __ ] gay and
[1:20] [ __ ] How do I know this?
[1:22] >> So, okay. So, the prediction is that GTA
[1:24] 6 will be both gay and also [ __ ]
[1:28] Okay, that's a big prediction. All
[1:30] right,
[1:31] >> three reasons. Katie, James, Santa, Dax,
[1:34] and the
[1:35] >> characters. El Rubio, and English Dave.
[1:37] >> So, they made three bad characters. It
[1:39] means that it's going to be bad.
[1:40] >> These are the main characters from the
[1:42] LS Tuners update in 2021, the LS Drug
[1:45] Wars update in 2022, and the Kaio Perico
[1:47] heist from 2020. Now, guys, let's think
[1:50] really hard here. Why were GTA
[1:51] characters in San Andreas, Vice City,
[1:53] GTA 4, and GTA 5 so hilarious and
[1:57] badass? And why is all the writing
[1:58] Rockstar is doing for GTA so cringe gay?
[2:02] >> Because it's women that are doing the
[2:04] writing
[2:04] >> and corny. And it's actually really
[2:06] simple. Bros used to work at Rockstar.
[2:09] Now it's a bunch of women, boldike
[2:11] lesbians, and soy boy beta cucks who
[2:14] wear dresses. But here COMES THE
[2:15] RESPONSE. NO, DUDE. LUCHIA and Jason are
[2:19] based as hell. They look so cool and
[2:21] badass. My brother in Christ, a leopard
[2:23] can't change its spots. This is
[2:25] literally the writing team working on
[2:27] the game right now.
[2:28] >> We know the GTA 6 story will be corny,
[2:31] soft, gay, politically correct nonsense
[2:35] because KDJ, Santa, Dex, and every GTA
[2:39] online update since 2020 has been corny,
[2:43] soft, gay, politically correct nonsense.
[2:46] Is that true? Like, I don't even know if
[2:48] that's true. I haven't played any of
[2:50] these.
[2:55] Is I I I have no idea.
[2:56] >> Another objection I hear is this. No,
[2:58] man. They're bringing back old GTA. My
[3:00] sweet summer child. Nobody who made old
[3:03] GTA games is at Rockstar anymore. Do you
[3:06] know who created Nico, CJ, Tommy, and
[3:09] all the others? It was Dan Hower, Leslie
[3:11] Benzy's, David Jones, Aaron Garbetta,
[3:14] Michaelorth. All of them are gone.
[3:15] >> Oh, they're gone. Okay. So, not the
[3:17] company anymore. All right. on kiddo.
[3:20] It's just a bunch of fat white women
[3:21] working there. Now,
[3:27] this might be the greatest video I've
[3:29] ever seen in my life.
[3:31] This is like This is crazy. Is this what
[3:34] like is this the way a communist feels
[3:36] watching Hassan? Like, this is Oh my
[3:39] god. This is crazy.
[3:45] And fat white women definitely know how
[3:47] to make based edgy video games as we've
[3:50] seen with Concord and Veilgard and
[3:52] Ghost.
[3:52] >> You know what's really funny is that
[3:54] there are a bunch of fat white women
[3:56] that know how to make really based video
[3:57] games and based content. And do you know
[3:59] what all of their hair color is? It's
[4:02] the same. It's gray. They're all old.
[4:05] They're a bunch of old ladies that are
[4:07] like, "Oh, this is going to be good."
[4:09] That grew up like It's like my mom,
[4:10] right? 70, 60 year old women that like
[4:14] grew up playing video games and never
[4:16] were for losers.
[4:18] >> Woke Tay. So, boys, in this video, I
[4:20] want to do something very simple. I want
[4:22] to compare the GTA characters of the
[4:23] 2000s.
[4:24] >> And and by the way, I'm only I'm only
[4:26] halfway memeing, okay? Like, a woman was
[4:29] one of the writers for Expedition 33 and
[4:32] uh a woman wrote um Final Fantasy uh 14
[4:35] Shadowbringers. So like it's
[4:39] it's this is only usually true. It's not
[4:42] always true. It's just usually true.
[4:47] >> Post 2020 storytelling that Rockstar is
[4:50] doing now. And what I think we will see
[4:52] is that Rockstar in 2026 is literally
[4:55] incapable of writing interesting or
[4:57] funny characters anymore. Let's go. So
[4:59] as we all know, AAA games are complete
[5:01] slop now. But occasionally one comes
[5:03] along like Expedition 33 that I think is
[5:05] worth buying. And I just discovered this
[5:07] website to get brand new games super
[5:09] cheap and legit and it's called AIBA. So
[5:11] check this out.
[5:12] >> I use Pirate Bay. But yeah,
[5:14] >> Edition 33 is $50 on Steam right now.
[5:17] It's $26 on Anie. Silent Hill 2 is
[5:20] >> I was able to download Death Stranding
[5:22] 2. It was only 1 gigabyte and it was an
[5:24] executable file, but the game didn't
[5:25] run. I don't know why. My computer
[5:28] doesn't really work that well anymore.
[5:29] So, you know, don't download Death
[5:32] Stranding too.
[5:33] >> On Steam right now, it's $27 on ANIBA.
[5:36] Lies of PE, great game, by the way. It's
[5:38] $70 on Steam right now. It's $20 on
[5:41] AIBA. You pay the money and they send
[5:42] you the code to install the game. Done.
[5:45] Surely this is a scam, right? How can
[5:47] these guys do this? Aba basically buys
[5:49] game keys in bulk and at deep discount
[5:51] in other countries and then they resell
[5:53] them at a slightly higher price. So,
[5:54] they're still making a profit. It's
[5:56] >> absolutely a scam, but they do it. It
[5:58] works. Hey, if if you can do it, you can
[5:59] do it.
[6:00] >> Pretty cool idea. Every game key I've
[6:02] gotten from them was legit. If you get
[6:04] one and it doesn't work, you just send
[6:05] them screenshots of what happened and
[6:07] they will give you a full refund. It
[6:09] works for Steam games, Xbox, PS5. Bro,
[6:12] Days Gone. Banger. It's $40 on Steam.
[6:14] >> I was going to play that with my
[6:16] girlfriend and then she broke up with
[6:17] me.
[6:18] >> It's
[6:19] >> I think I even bought the game to play
[6:20] it with her. Oh, I wonder if I still
[6:22] have it. I think I might still have
[6:24] that. I don't know where it is. $1 on an
[6:28] right now. Now, you guys know I would
[6:29] never touch gay garbage like Roblox or
[6:31] Fortnite. But for you degenerates who
[6:33] play these games,
[6:34] >> I think I dude I think Fortnite is
[6:36] actually a generational game. I'm going
[6:38] to be I'm going to be a loser. I'm going
[6:40] to be a [ __ ] I'm going to tell you I
[6:42] think Fortnite is an incredible game. I
[6:45] do. It's a really really good game.
[6:49] The hate on Fortnite is forced. I think
[6:51] it is too.
[6:54] games. You can also get V-Bucks and
[6:56] Shark cards very cheap through Aniba,
[6:58] too. Everybody I've talked to has had a
[6:59] great experience with Anibba. They just
[7:01] save you a ton of money and they're
[7:02] totally legit. All right, back to the
[7:04] video. All right, so we're going to look
[7:05] at three examples of why Rockstar is
[7:07] incapable of writing funny or
[7:09] interesting characters anymore. Number
[7:11] one,
[7:11] >> I already saw 30 examples in that photo.
[7:13] I don't need anymore.
[7:15] >> One, Lamar from GTA 5 2013 versus Katie
[7:19] J and Ceanta from GTA Online 2021. What
[7:22] makes Lamar such a relatable character
[7:24] is that I grew up with guys like this
[7:26] and he's just funny as hell, man.
[7:28] Everybody knows somebody like this.
[7:30] >> Oh, [ __ ] don't hate me cuz I'm
[7:31] beautiful, [ __ ] Maybe if you got rid
[7:32] of that old yey ass haircut you got, you
[7:34] get some [ __ ] on your dick.
[7:36] >> Back when GTA 5 was written, probably in
[7:38] 2010, Rockstar used to just observe
[7:40] reality and show it. You see this same
[7:43] thing in GTA San Andreas, Rockstar used
[7:46] to not have a message they were trying
[7:47] to get across. They just wanted to show
[7:49] reality. San Andreas doesn't whitewash
[7:52] anything. Black gangs were violent and
[7:54] corrupt. Cops were
[8:00] This is This is a generational video. Oh
[8:05] my god.
[8:06] >> Racist and abusive. The government was
[8:08] predatory. Suburban America was
[8:10] hypocritical. The same reason old GTA
[8:13] was so good is the same reason Lamar is
[8:15] hilarious. Because they're just showing
[8:17] reality. Lamar is sexist. He's
[8:20] homophobic. He's quote unquote
[8:22] offensive. But
[8:24] >> that's one of the things that I really
[8:25] don't like about modern villains is when
[8:28] modern villains are
[8:30] they are evil. They're murderers, but
[8:32] they would never consider being
[8:34] homophobic and they would never consider
[8:36] being racist. Like I I I understand like
[8:39] I don't think it's always bad and I
[8:41] think that there are some instances
[8:42] where it's not bad, but overwhelmingly
[8:45] like when I see that I think to myself,
[8:47] "Oh, I'm looking at modern slob." Oh,
[8:53] and they're always white. Yes. We all
[8:56] love characters like Lamar is because
[8:58] they're relatable and we know dudes like
[9:00] this. GTA postco doesn't do
[9:03] >> This guy looks like a streamer.
[9:07] Holy [ __ ] that's bad.
[9:10] Damn, bro. Like
[9:12] >> this anymore. They whitewash characters.
[9:15] They make them
[9:16] >> watered down and palatable and sanitized
[9:19] for modern audiences. Nowhere is this
[9:21] more clear than the cringe 2021 update
[9:24] Los Santos Tuners. First off, it starts
[9:27] with Mimi, this corny chick, and how
[9:29] talking about how everyone is welcome
[9:32] here.
[9:33] >> Hey, that's what this place is all
[9:34] about. Be who you want to be. Tuna, Ma,
[9:38] stock car racer, obnoxious as a
[9:40] [ __ ] Express yourself,
[9:43] >> bro. In San Andreas.
[9:53] All right. All right. That didn't Yeah.
[9:57] All right. It's goywashing.
[10:02] I like that term. I might that one might
[10:04] go to the dictionary.
[10:06] [ __ ] washing might actually make it to
[10:08] the dictionary. We're gonna consider
[10:09] that.
[10:10] >> Guess you were killed for being in the
[10:12] wrong gang. Now GTA is like, "It's 2025,
[10:16] man. Let's be inclusive." But it gets
[10:18] worse when we meet Katie J, and Santa.
[10:21] >> Let's get a look at you.
[10:22] >> You were with Mimi, right?
[10:24] >> At the car meet.
[10:25] >> You don't look like much of a driver to
[10:26] me.
[10:27] >> You heard what she said. You look like a
[10:29] hoe.
[10:29] >> Just kidding, baby. All right. So, first
[10:31] off, who the [ __ ] are you? The first
[10:33] thing they do is diss you. What? This is
[10:36] what I'm talking about when I say Modern
[10:37] Rockstar literally doesn't know what
[10:39] they're doing anymore in GTA 4. This
[10:41] annoying couple would be the bad guys
[10:43] and then you would get to kill them. But
[10:45] Modern Rockstar is so gay and woke.
[10:48] They've written a villain that they
[10:49] don't even realize is a villain. That's
[10:51] how bad it is. But it gets
[10:52] >> that is one of the problems. I think
[10:54] that he's right about that. That this is
[10:56] what I said earlier. It's like kind of
[10:57] in in mixtape where like the main
[11:00] characters. So, this is the problem is
[11:02] that developers get really sensitive
[11:04] about you making fun of their
[11:06] characters, but it's because their main
[11:08] characters are obnoxious and unlikable.
[11:10] But the reason why they're obnoxious and
[11:12] unlikable is because they're
[11:13] self-inserts. And that's the also the
[11:16] reason why they get defensive about
[11:17] them. I think that's what happens.
[11:21] It's kind of like, you know, how many of
[11:22] these like modern video games are that
[11:26] the adults were actually wrong and the
[11:29] kids emotional reaction was actually the
[11:31] correct opinion to have. Too many
[11:36] worse because they're not even funny at
[11:38] all and they have this annoying subplot
[11:40] to call you constantly and the dude is
[11:42] just gooning for his ugly girlfriend and
[11:44] talking about it the whole time.
[11:46] >> Showtime, babe.
[11:48] Oh, your timing couldn't be better. Just
[11:51] got my ass in the hot tub
[11:53] >> without me.
[11:54] >> You don't need no invite, baby. You got
[11:57] an all year pass. Dude, the fact that
[11:59] you don't get to kill these characters
[12:01] tells me Rockstar literally has lost the
[12:03] plot and doesn't even know how to write
[12:05] a character anymore. So, I know that GTA
[12:08] 6 will be garbage. Moving on. Number
[12:11] two, Trevor from 2013 versus Dax and the
[12:15] Foolagans in 2022 GTA online.
[12:18] >> Okay,
[12:19] >> please son, your daddy's been a bad boy.
[12:22] Please,
[12:24] you want a sniff? The [ __ ] is wrong with
[12:26] you? With every executive and director
[12:30] of communications from here to Bangalore
[12:32] taking it left, right, and center in the
[12:35] name of team training.
[12:36] >> Guys, let's be honest. Trevor eats
[12:38] hikers. He wakes up with his pants down
[12:40] next to a pig. When he's not pitching
[12:42] Asian investors on Trevor Phillips
[12:44] Industries, he's brutally murdering
[12:46] Lloyd and Deborah or going on romantic
[12:48] dates with the 57-year-old Mrs. Madzo.
[12:51] Trevor is unhinged in the best possible
[12:53] way. And I don't think we will ever get
[12:55] a character like him again from the soft
[12:57] ass [ __ ] who run Rockstar today.
[13:00] Trevor represents the pure unbridled
[13:02] nihilism of a GTA player. What modern
[13:05] game developers don't understand is
[13:07] this. You don't have to agree with a
[13:09] character to find them fun to play as.
[13:12] >> That's a big one. I think he's right
[13:13] about that.
[13:14] >> I don't agree with Trevor's nihilistic
[13:16] view of the universe, but he sure is fun
[13:18] as hell to play as most of the time.
[13:20] He's a ball of chaos and energy that
[13:22] gets thrown into situations and you get
[13:24] to watch everything collapse. It's
[13:25] great. Now, contrast Trevor with Dax,
[13:28] the fake, edgy, boring, safe, sanitized
[13:32] Pineapple Express ass Seth Rogan ass of
[13:35] Los Santos Drug Wars.
[13:37] >> Let's get some of those beers out.
[13:39] >> Let's get some of those beers out.
[13:47] >> Trevor, on the one hand, is actually
[13:49] psychotic. Dax is, oh man, you're so
[13:52] crazy. Do you know what I mean? So Dax
[13:54] is in this group called
[13:55] >> I do think this is true that like a lot
[13:57] of the like really edgy brutal [ __ ] is
[14:00] stuff that people hate and sorry is
[14:03] stuff that they don't want to make. Like
[14:04] a great example of this like not
[14:06] actually being what players want is a
[14:08] game like Mouthwashing and like that
[14:10] game was like really really really edgy,
[14:12] right? But people loved it because
[14:14] people want to have video like life is
[14:16] edgy. Like people have scary and you
[14:18] know like [ __ ] politically incorrect
[14:20] you know experiences and if you're not
[14:23] able to write something that can uh you
[14:26] know that can resonate with that it's
[14:28] just not going to work.
[14:30] >> The fooligans and despite all of them
[14:32] cracking each other up apparently 24/7.
[14:35] I didn't laugh a single time during this
[14:37] entire story.
[14:38] >> FRESHEST MEASAURUS.
[14:41] >> FRESHEST MEASAURUS. He has some fat ass
[14:44] lebs who hangs out with him and a guy
[14:46] named Labrat who cooks meth for him.
[14:48] Yeah, I can barely watch any of this
[14:50] because it's so cringe and boring. But
[14:52] just to let you know, this was written
[14:54] by the writing team at Rockstar. This is
[14:57] the team making GTA 6, and this is why
[15:00] GTA 6 will be boring as hell. Dax is
[15:03] basically all of the Seth Rogan ass
[15:05] millennial stereotypes rolled into one.
[15:08] Corporations are bad, man. Drugs are
[15:10] cool, man. He just yammers on constantly
[15:13] on the phone and never shuts up or stops
[15:15] cackling with his stupid friends.
[15:17] There's no menace or mystery or anything
[15:20] interesting about Dax. He exists just to
[15:23] be your pal, man. But again, this is
[15:26] >> I mean, this does sound really cringe.
[15:28] I'm going to be honest. It does. It's a
[15:30] jugalo. No, even jugos are cooler than
[15:33] this. Like I I I wonder if it's this
[15:36] bad. Like I Man, this is for story mode.
[15:40] They take story mode a lot more
[15:41] seriously. Well, I don't know.
[15:43] >> Rockstar writing in 2025. Moving on to
[15:46] my final point. I want to talk about
[15:48] villains. I couldn't decide who I wanted
[15:50] to pick. So, let's just say we have old
[15:52] GTA villains like Big Smoke, Officer
[15:55] Tinpey, and Sunny Felli on one side, and
[15:58] then we have corny ass villains like El
[16:00] Rubio on the other side. Isn't it so
[16:02] funny that the graphics were [ __ ] in GTA
[16:04] San Andreas and yet some of the most
[16:06] memorable characters ever were created
[16:08] that can't even be rivaled today?
[16:10] >> I think that the problem is that
[16:12] nowadays they try to make characters
[16:14] that look realistic rather than
[16:16] characters that look cool. And I think
[16:18] that a lot of western studios go in the
[16:21] route of trying to incorporate and
[16:24] utilize photo realism rather than some
[16:27] degree of photo realism with a also an
[16:30] extra amount of fantastical design. Like
[16:32] a great example of this, I'll give two
[16:34] examples of it. A western example and
[16:36] also a Korean example. I think the
[16:38] Korean example is obvious. It's going to
[16:39] be stellar blade, right? And so like
[16:42] that's a really good one. You could also
[16:43] say, I mean, another good one would be
[16:45] uh, you know, like [ __ ] Resident
[16:47] Evil, right? Like the guy that plays
[16:50] Leon looks kind of like Leon, but not
[16:52] really. Same as the girl that plays uh,
[16:54] you know, like a Ada Long and uh, and
[16:56] Ashley. They kind of look that way, but
[16:58] not exactly. And another good example is
[17:02] uh, you could look at Exhibition 33,
[17:04] like Andy Circus looks like Renoir, but
[17:07] they clearly changed the way that he
[17:09] looks to a degree. So, it's like it's
[17:11] clear that it's Andy Circus, but it's
[17:12] also clear that it's Renoir. And I think
[17:15] that nowadays when you take the
[17:17] character and you one for one the
[17:18] character, it just causes problems. It
[17:22] does. It causes problems and it looks
[17:24] weird.
[17:26] There's a common element here. Women.
[17:27] Well, I don't know. He looks like Gollum
[17:30] now. Sure. That was a long time ago. Big
[17:33] Smoke is such a good villain because he
[17:35] exists as comic relief the entire game
[17:37] to let your guard down. You love Big
[17:39] Smoke. He is your homie the entire game.
[17:40] >> Well, and it's also that like I mean
[17:42] this is clearly I mean this is like easy
[17:44] e, right? I mean like there's like also
[17:46] a lot of like real life parallels to
[17:48] this that I think make it endearing as
[17:50] well.
[17:52] And so the knife twist that happens when
[17:54] he finally betrays you in the end is
[17:56] nothing like you've ever felt. It's
[17:58] truly next level evil. You could say the
[18:01] same about Devin Weston being an amazing
[18:03] villain in GTA 5. He's a rich, douchy
[18:06] white guy in workout outfits. And you
[18:08] find out at the end of the game, he was
[18:10] just playing you and using you as a pawn
[18:12] the entire time. The greatest evil GTA 5
[18:15] posits doesn't come from street
[18:16] hustlers, but corporate shills like
[18:19] Devin Weston keeping their hands clean.
[18:21] So, what kind of writing is gay ass
[18:23] Rockstar doing in 2026? Well, they're
[18:26] creating corny ass characters like
[18:28] English Dave and El Rubio.
[18:30] >> English Dave. English Dave is a topic
[18:31] for another video, but guys, Kaio Pero
[18:34] like nothing funny happens. You what do
[18:36] you meet these women and then there's
[18:38] Mrs. Madzo in there and you go on a
[18:40] plane. It's like it's just some of the
[18:42] most boring cut scenes with completely
[18:44] uninteresting characters. I truly think
[18:46] if you if you compare like the
[18:48] storytelling in Kaio Perico to
[18:50] >> I think it's also like it it's like this
[18:53] with movies too. Like if you go back and
[18:56] you watch Friday,
[18:59] holy [ __ ] was that a good movie.
[19:02] Like I saw it for the first time like
[19:05] five or six years ago. And oh my god,
[19:09] that was insanely good. Holy [ __ ] I I I
[19:12] didn't even realize how good it was. And
[19:15] it was like still a great movie. And
[19:17] it's like you really get to see like
[19:19] that that videos like games, movies,
[19:22] everything used to have such an edge. It
[19:25] used to have such an edge to it. And
[19:27] there was more than an edge. There was
[19:29] like one thing that I think a lot of
[19:32] stories are afraid to do is take
[19:34] themselves seriously now. And I don't
[19:37] know if that sounds weird to say or not,
[19:39] but it seems like usually suspenseful
[19:42] and thematic or emotional moments
[19:44] usually get broken up by quips or by
[19:48] some form of comedic relief or something
[19:50] like that. And I think that you
[19:52] definitely have a genre like Marvel is a
[19:54] great genre for that. And I think that
[19:56] with Marvel movies, it's great that they
[19:58] have that, but the problem is that
[20:00] everybody started doing that where that
[20:02] was kind of like the charm and the
[20:04] always upbeat comedic, you know,
[20:06] experience like watching, you know, a
[20:08] Marvel movie. But even with Marvel
[20:11] movies, I I would say that many of the
[20:13] Marvel movies didn't do that at the
[20:15] beginning. They did not like if you
[20:17] watch the first Captain America, it
[20:18] really didn't do that very much. Even
[20:20] you watch the first Avengers, it didn't
[20:22] really do that as many times, right? I
[20:24] mean, Thor 2 didn't do that, I think,
[20:26] hardly at all. So, Iron Man 1. Yeah,
[20:29] definitely. And so, like, I think that
[20:31] movies now and media is almost afraid to
[20:34] take itself seriously. I I don't know
[20:36] really even what to what to make of
[20:38] that. It's hard for me to even explain.
[20:41] There's no tension anymore. Yeah. I
[20:44] can't stand the constant millennial
[20:46] comedical relief. Yeah, I think so.
[20:49] >> Yeah.
[20:50] >> Chris Prattism. Well, the thing is that
[20:51] like with Chris Pratt, like Chris Pratt
[20:54] in Parks and Recreation was my favorite
[20:57] character. Andy was amazing. He was so
[21:00] funny. He reminded me of like a guy I've
[21:02] grown up with, I've known for 25 years.
[21:05] And so, like I I like he was great. But
[21:08] here's the problem. It's that people see
[21:11] something that works really well inside
[21:13] of one medium and then they apply it to
[21:15] everything else thinking that they can
[21:17] have the same effect. having Andy Dwire
[21:19] or even Star-Lord, right, and Marvel. I
[21:22] think that makes sense, but the problem
[21:24] is whenever you apply it to other types
[21:26] of media where it just gives cringe.
[21:29] Yeah, it's it's the mass- prodduced
[21:31] application of it. And like, you know,
[21:33] for for what it's worth, I think uh you
[21:35] know, Black Panther didn't have that. I
[21:38] was just thinking about this, you know,
[21:40] there was like no comedic relief. It was
[21:42] just I mean, maybe once or twice, right?
[21:44] But in general, like it was just solid
[21:46] real [ __ ] And I think people respect
[21:49] that.
[21:52] >> It's like a completely different studio
[21:54] made this slop. So the villain El Rubio
[21:57] shows you how bad at writing Rockstar is
[22:00] in 2025 because I genuinely think they
[22:02] thought they were writing a villain and
[22:04] he's just sanitized and safe and boring
[22:07] as hell.
[22:08] >> DAVE,
[22:11] welcome to paradise. I'm Monia.
[22:16] >> Hold me blonde.
[22:19] >> Bring it in here guys. Look at you.
[22:21] >> Oh, pleasure.
[22:21] >> You guys ARE SO [ __ ] COOL.
[22:24] >> NICE TO MEET YOU.
[22:25] >> Is there any menace? Is there any
[22:27] foreshadowing? Do we feel like we are
[22:29] looking true evil in the face? No. And
[22:32] this is why I know that the writing and
[22:34] the worldbuilding and the characters in
[22:36] GTA 6 will be gay as hell because the
[22:39] people who wrote corny ass sanitized
[22:41] villains like El Rubio are the same
[22:43] people doing the writing for GTA 6.
[22:46] Guys, just to make my point here in
[22:48] closing, this is Ysef Amir in GTA 4.
[22:52] >> What's up my [ __ ]
[22:54] >> This is Yousef Amir written by the
[22:57] rockstar of today. Hope you don't mind.
[22:59] We let ourselves in. But Yousef Amir in
[23:03] the house,
[23:07] guys. Why?
[23:22] That was funny though.
[23:25] Guys, I think we have a real goam in
[23:27] chat.
[23:29] We h we have one. We have a there's a
[23:31] real live goyam in the chat.
[23:35] Why is it this way? Why is Rockstar just
[23:38] sanitized boring slop now compared to
[23:40] the
[23:41] >> I'm not going to listen. I'm not going
[23:42] to condemn it. I never like I'm watching
[23:45] this video. I've never played Grand
[23:47] Theft Auto. I don't know whether this is
[23:50] true, but I don't know whether it is
[23:52] cherrypicking or it's like I mean maybe
[23:55] you could find cringe scenes with other
[23:57] characters. I I I don't know. Older
[24:00] games and guys, it's actually incredibly
[24:03] boring and incredibly sad money. They
[24:07] want that Roblox money. The edgier and
[24:10] more offensive GTA becomes, the less
[24:13] children they can get to play GTA 6
[24:15] online. So, Rockstar has put the pedal
[24:18] to the metal towards becoming the most
[24:20] sanitized, safe, toothless, and boring
[24:23] game imaginable. Literally, so that
[24:26] parents don't have to feel bad to give
[24:28] their kids credit cards to buy GTA
[24:30] online shark.
[24:31] >> I feel like that's what made GTA back in
[24:32] the day so like enticing is like as a
[24:35] teenager, like a 12-year-old, it's like,
[24:37] "Oh my god, this game is like this is
[24:39] the game that's on like Fox News
[24:41] specials. There's like a NBC special
[24:44] prime time episode about like whether
[24:46] GTA caused Coline like you know it's
[24:49] like and and like now you're like oh my
[24:50] god I want to play this game right like
[24:52] what is this like cuz there's the uh you
[24:55] know like the the novelty of it and like
[24:57] just people thinking that this is some
[24:59] kind of like fancy or not fancy uh it's
[25:02] like forbidden. Yeah. And it's like if
[25:04] you're your 12-year-old boy, right? It's
[25:06] like the forbidden media that's like
[25:08] super edgy. like that's the main thing
[25:10] you want to see. So, I don't know if
[25:12] that's really even gonna work out for
[25:13] him,
[25:15] but I guess he's right. My mom didn't
[25:17] buy it for me.
[25:18] >> Cards. Think about it. GTA Online makes
[25:21] 10 times more money than the old GTA
[25:23] games ever did. But boys, just in
[25:25] closing, as I've said in multiple other
[25:28] videos, GTA isn't GTA anymore. It's
[25:32] safe. It's [ __ ] Just sanitized
[25:35] [ __ ] gay slop. All right, boys. I'm
[25:38] going to get out of here. Be sure to
[25:39] check out AnoBA for huge discounts on
[25:41] new AAA games. All right, peace.
[25:44] >> This guy, Andy Pants, every time I see
[25:47] one of his videos, he just lays it out.
[25:50] He does. He just lays it out. He doesn't
[25:53] give a [ __ ] He doesn't try to mince
[25:56] words. He just says exactly what he's
[25:58] thinking. And I think it's [ __ ]
[26:01] hilarious. It is. He's so funny. And
[26:04] anyway, yeah, there's the video. Make
[26:06] sure to give him a sub, give it a like,
[26:08] uh, if you like the video. Right. I
[26:10] thought he's cherry-picking. I I don't
[26:12] know. I don't want to say it's going to
[26:14] be bad, but I do I I do think that, you
[26:17] know, again, like I'm I'm very
[26:20] reluctant, but from everything that I
[26:23] know about Rockstar, they've always made
[26:25] really good games.
[26:27] So, I don't want to go and uh, you know,
[26:28] like criticize it too much. So, yeah. I
[26:31] I I don't I don't know. I I'm not sure.
[26:34] I haven't played it. And so it just
[26:36] seems I see what his point is and I I I
[26:38] kind of kind of agree, but I don't know
[26:41] really if that's a good example one way
[26:43] or