[0:00] - Hello and welcome to
"Mystery Tech," my friends!
[0:03] We have our good pal Kyle,
Mr. Bitwit himself, here.
[0:06] - Hello!
[0:06] - [Austin] What are we doing here?
[0:07] - [Kyle] Why is he walking like that?
[0:08] Why is he so slow?
[0:09] - Both of you have a shared
experience, believe it or not.
[0:12] - Ah.
[0:13] (all laughing)
[0:14] Wow!
[0:15] Wait a minute, why is my face in it?
[0:17] (all laughing)
[0:18] This was the only photo you could find?
[0:21] This is crazy!
- I got to add...
[0:22] - [Kyle] How come he doesn't get a face?
[0:24] - Who had the better thumbnail?
[0:26] - Ooh.
[0:27] - We were a little
more simpler back in the day
[0:29] when Austin burned his house down.
[0:30] (ominous boom)
- Sorry, what?
[0:31] - They're big for the era.
[0:32] - [Ken] I'm sorry, I mean, when
Austin's house burned down.
[0:34] - Let us know in the comments below,
[0:36] who had the better fire thumbnail?
[0:37] (screen whooshing)
[0:38] Now that you have rubbed
salt in the wounds,
[0:40] what is all this nonsense?
[0:42] - Yeah, I can't wait for round two.
[0:43] (glass shattering) 
- [Alex.  Maybe some actual tech.
[0:45] - Oh, Angry Miao?
(cat meowing)
[0:46] Okay, wait, now that's actually tech.
[0:47] - [Kyle] Is it cat ears?
Is it cat headphones?
[0:50] - [Matt] Oh, we love our
cat headphones around here.
[0:51] - I already have a few of those.
[0:52] - How are you doing?
[0:53] - I'm doing horribly, thanks for asking.
[0:55] - Oh, okay.
[0:56] What the hell is that?
[0:57] - [Kyle] This is a...
[0:58] - [Austin] It's like a skeleton mouse?
[0:59] That is about the most aggressive,
[1:00] like, hold it with your pinky.
[1:02] (high pitched tone wobbling)
[1:02] - Yeah, that's like, what, that's probably
[1:03] like 35 grams or something like that.
[1:05] You say 35?
[1:06] What are you doing?
[1:07] "Price is Right."
[1:07] - 42.
- 42.
[1:09] - 46!
- You're way on top of it.
[1:11] Because I used to, no, never mind.
[1:12] (trumpet warbling)
(group laughing)
[1:13] Oh, no, it's a hot swap battery.
[1:15] So when you're ready
to put the battery in,
[1:17] you just (mimics clicking sound).
[1:17] It's cool though.
[1:18] - It is cool.
- It's all magnetic, right?
[1:19] - [Austin] You literally just snap it on.
[1:20] - [Kyle] Yeah.
[1:21] - Have you ever used any of
these ultra skeleton mice?
[1:23] - I have not.
[1:23] I feel like it'd be wasted on me.
[1:24] Because I don't, I'm terrible at gaming.
[1:26] - [Austin] I just worry
about grime and dirt
[1:28] and Cheetos getting inside my damn mouse.
[1:30] - [Ken] Just wash your hands.
- Yeah, you can just wash.
[1:32] It's called a bath.
- Like wash my fingies?
[1:34] How much was the Angry Miao mouse?
[1:37] - [Alex] It typically
retails for about $150.
[1:39] - [Ken] I got it from
Kickstarter for about a hundred
[1:43] because I was an early backer.
[1:44] - [Kyle] Look at this!
[1:45] - Wait, there's extra stuff?
[1:46] - Look at it.
[1:47] "World," what is that?
[1:48] - [Austin] World?
[1:49] - [Adriana] Looks like a cup.
[1:50] - Yeah.
[1:50] (group laughs)
[1:51] - Don't touch that!
- No, no, no, no!
[1:53] - Don't you,
[1:54] can't get the (duck
quacking) away from that box.
[1:54] (group laughing)
[1:56] Open the box, bro.
[1:56] - What's in the box?
- It might be a head.
[1:58] - Finalmouse Centerpiece Pro.
[2:00] Okay, the fact that you
had to buy it from StockX
[2:02] makes me deeply concerned.
[2:04] The Centerpiece Pro
feels like it's got to be
[2:06] like some fancy ass keyboard, right?
[2:07] - Sure.
[2:08] - [Austin] Like, "Plug your Centerpiece in
[2:09] "with the included USB-C."
- I hate it already.
[2:10] - [Austin] "Wait for
your Centerpiece to boot,
[2:11] "this usually takes 30 seconds."
[2:12] What kind of keyboard
takes 30 second to boot?
[2:15] - (laughs) And then at the top it says,
[2:17] "Welcome to the future." (laughs)
[2:18] - That! (laughs)
[2:19] - What?
- Ooh.
[2:21] - Wait.
- Ooh.
[2:21] - Yeah, what...
- What is going on here?
[2:23] - What? Why would you want this?
[2:25] This is a dumb, what?
[2:26] - [Kyle] Oh, is this
the one with the screen?
[2:28] Does it have a back?
[2:28] Have you see the one with the screen?
[2:30] - [Matt] Oh, it's a...
[2:31] - That's even dumber, I hate it even more.
[2:31] - The koi fish and (duck quacking).
[2:32] - [Alex] It's almost like that
would've been a better moment
[2:34] if you just plugged it in
[2:35] instead of showing it.
(Kyle laughing)
[2:37] - I like the switches.
- Got the box?
[2:38] - Whatever switches are in here are nice.
[2:39] - [Ken] Yeah, it's pretty good.
[2:40] - Oh!
- Hey!
[2:41] - Hey!
- Let's go!
[2:43] - [Kyle] Alright, baby.
[2:45] - [Austin] Mr. Bitwit
over here had, past tense,
[2:47] a store with a bunch of like merch on it.
[2:49] - That's how you create demand, bro!
[2:51] - [Austin] So just, I mean,
wrap the, wow, wow, wow.
[2:54] - Tracks pretty well?
- That tracks really well.
[2:55] Try that.
[2:56] - It's the mouse pad, but yeah.
[2:57] - It's just a mouse pad,
of course, of course,
[2:58] (group laughing)
[2:59] (camera zoom whirring)
[2:59] Oh, and "Unreal Engine loading."
[3:00] This thing uses Unreal Engine?
[3:02] - That's crazy, oh look at it, yo!
[3:03] - This is the koi fish!
- This is the koi fish.
[3:06] Like I really need another reason
[3:07] for my cats to (duck quacking) with me
[3:08] while I'm at my desk.
(group laughing)
[3:10] I'm not going to lie,
that looks pretty good.
[3:12] - [Austin] Wait, there's
no function row here?
[3:14] Uh-oh.
[3:15] This is a test of the...
- But look how pretty it is.
[3:16] I mean, it doesn't even matter.
[3:17] - I should screen record, but
I don't have a function row,
[3:20] so I'll just apparently pop
(drowned out by talking).
[3:22] - You also have...
- A whole other keyboard
[3:24] on the laptop!
- An entire other keyboard...
[3:25] (all laughing)
[3:26] - So you can change, obviously,
[3:27] all of your key binds.
[3:29] Oh wow, wait.
[3:30] Okay, let's do a "Marathon" one.
[3:31] Can I just, oh, so you can do an overlay
[3:34] and you can do the actual,
[3:36] like whatever you want on the bottom.
[3:38] Oh, okay, so you've got the
Windows Vista background.
[3:41] - [Austin] I got to say,
that's a little better.
[3:43] - [Kyle] I don't like that.
[3:44] That one doesn't look as good.
- No, that's bad, no.
[3:46] - What is this, Flappy Bird?
[3:47] - So can you actually play
a game on the keyboard now?
[3:49] - You have to be able to.
- Oh, it's loading here.
[3:51] - [Ken] (laughing) Does it run on UE5?
[3:53] - [Matt] Photorealistic
Flappy Bird? (laughs)
[3:54] It's just a bird.
[3:56] - Let me just...
- What are you...
[3:57] - Let me just pour you
some (coffee splashing)
[3:59] coffee from way up here.
[4:00] There you go.
[4:02] - [Austin] What are we...
[4:02] - Just while we're waiting...
- Where is that coming from?
[4:04] - [Kyle] Sip on that.
[4:05] - I feel like I'm a
little bit of an AvGeek,
[4:07] and I don't know what World Airways is,
[4:08] and I feel like I...
[4:09] - Wait, did you say AvGeek?
- Oh, my God.
[4:10] (group laughing)
[4:12] - [Austin] Aviation!
[4:12] - Oh my God, look!
- (laughing) AvGeek!
[4:14] - [Kyle] Nerd!
[4:15] - [Matt] God, I want to
[4:16] shove you in a locker (laughing) so bad!
[4:18] - Let's watch you mess this up.
[4:19] (key clacking)
[4:20] - So it does work.
- Oh, you're the logo?
[4:21] - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[4:22] - [Kyle] You're actually
not jumping over anything.
[4:24] - [Austin] Yeah, like where...
[4:25] - Oh, wait. It's jumping
even if you don't do that.
[4:27] - Oh.
[4:27] (Matt laughing)
[4:28] Come on.
[4:29] Oh oh oh!
[4:30] - [All] Oh, no!
[4:31] - [Ken] Oh...
[4:33] - [All] Oh!
[4:36] (high-pitched beeping)
[4:37] - I think we just peaked
every mic in the building, ow!
[4:39] (Matt laughing)
[4:40] - How much does this thing cost, this one?
[4:42] - Oh, God.
- Oh!
[4:43] - [Matt] If you bought it
directly from them, it is $350.
[4:46] - I will say, I like the fact
that it's a unique keyboard.
[4:50] I need lettering on my keyboard.
[4:53] I don't know, I just...
[4:54] - This is something I
would just buy as a flex,
[4:55] like to impress my friend.
- For a flex, yes!
[4:57] - [Alex] People are reselling
this for like seven, $800.
[5:02] - But how much, ahem,
[5:03] did we pay for this keyboard?
[5:07] (cash register dinging)
- [Alex] $590.
[5:08] (Austin groaning)
[5:09] So that is cheaper than a lot
[5:11] of people are reselling it for.
[5:12] - [Ken] Yeah, we got it for a steal.
[5:14] - No, you should've stolen it!
[5:15] (screen whooshing)
[5:16] Well, that was fun.
[5:18] Except the whole fire thing.
[5:19] - Yeah, we don't...
[5:20] (glass shattering)
[5:21] Talk about that, what is this?
[5:22] - [Both] Vault-Tec?
[5:23] - As a fan of Fallout, I feel like
[5:26] some of the Fallout merch
is really weaksauce.
[5:29] Dude, some of
this stuff is so cringe.
[5:33] (razor scraping)
[5:34] - What are you, what is going on?
[5:35] - [Alex] Why do you keep doing that?
[5:36] - Okay, so this is...
- It is a Pip-Boy.
[5:38] - [Austin] It's a
Pip-Boy, okay, all right!
[5:39] So here's the thing.
[5:40] I've only used the Pip-Boy
[5:42] from the Fallout 4 Collector's Edition,
[5:43] which was fine, but very plasticky.
[5:45] Now, I forget which vault was 33.
[5:49] - [Alex] I think 33 is
not, is TV show only,
[5:52] not video games.
[5:54] - Oh, TV show.
- Oh, yeah, oh.
[5:54] - [Austin] Holy (duck quacking)!
[5:55] - [Alex] Yep, that is a
[5:56] proper die-cast replica.
- That is pretty cool.
[5:58] - Please update your Pip-Boy
at The Wand Co dot Pit-Boy.
[6:00] Oh, The Wand Company made this.
[6:02] They do a lot of the
high-end movie replicas.
[6:05] So they do the Harry Potter wands
[6:06] and a bunch of other things.
[6:07] Maybe, oh, there you go.
[6:09] - That was a satisfying...
- Oh, dude, look how...
[6:10] (zipper zipping)
- Whoa!
[6:11] (zipper unzipping)
- What, what, what?
[6:12] - Oh (duck quacking)!
[6:13] Like I said, I haven't
played the games extensively.
[6:15] - Yeah, no, I won't...
- You can do it,
[6:16] don't be shy, dude.
[6:17] - All right.
(group laughing)
[6:18] - Get in there, get in
there. (all talking at once)
[6:20] That looks cool as hell, though.
[6:21] - It does look cool.
- They look so cool.
[6:22] And it's like, it's heavy,
so it like feels good,
[6:23] but not too much so...
- Too much.
[6:25] - Where you just just feel like...
[6:26] - [Matt] I just want to wear that around.
[6:28] - Tired.
[6:29] (Pit-Boy rattling)
There you go.
[6:30] - [All] Ooh!
[6:31] - That's so cool!
- That looks so good!
[6:32] - Dude.
[6:33] And I like how the glass is
like a little bit curved, too.
[6:35] So there are two versions.
[6:36] There's the Fallout 3 version,
[6:38] and there's the TV series version.
[6:39] Oh, it's resetting.
[6:41] Okay, so we're upgrading
the firmware on our Pip-Boy.
[6:43] Apparently it has an
actual, real FM radio.
[6:46] Flashlight.
- Yeah, you can go.
[6:47] - Okay.
- That's the flashlight.
[6:49] - And then the rad meter.
- It's just the green...
[6:50] (rad meter clicking)
[6:51] - Oh, (duck quacking).
- Oh, nice!
[6:52] - That seems...
(Kyle laughing)
[6:54] You don't want to hear the clicks!
[6:55] The clicks are bad!
[6:56] - Oh, it's...
- Too many bananas in here.
[6:57] - That's what I was saying.
- You know what?
[7:00] That's accurate on many accounts.
[7:01] - Yeah.
- Whoa!
[7:02] - [Alex] What?
[7:04] - [Kyle] This is a real radio?
[7:05] - [Matt] That's what it said.
[7:06] (creepy music playing)
[7:07] (jaunty classical music playing)
[7:10] - [Austin] Wait, what?
[7:11] Oh, I think that's probably
the radio in the show.
[7:13] But it also has real FM, too.
[7:15] (upbeat music playing)
[7:17] - Oh, that's real radio!
- That's real radio. (laughs)
[7:19] (upbeat music playing)
[7:22] - That's max volume. (laughs)
[7:23] I like the clock.
[7:25] - [Alex] Yeah, I think that
is what the stand is for,
[7:26] so you could just always
use it as a clock somewhere.
[7:28] - [Ken] Right!
[7:29] - Look, obviously, this is a
very expensive, I'm sure, toy.
[7:33] It's probably designed to be
in demo mode on the stand.
[7:35] Just like, you know, to
show off in your nerd cave
[7:38] for all us AvGeeks out there.
[7:40] - [Matt] I don't think
that's making it through TSA.
[7:41] (Kyle laughing)
[7:43] - How much do you think this cost?
[7:45] - 300 bucks.
[7:46] - 300?
[7:47] - Kyle, what you may not know is that
[7:48] sometimes we forget we bought stuff.
[7:50] This was released (laughing)
when the show came out.
[7:53] - [Kyle] That was like two years ago!
[7:54] - You've been sitting
on this for that long?
[7:55] - [Ken] It's because...
[7:56] - [Matt] Well, I haven't
been sitting on it!
[7:58] - [Alex] Okay, we bought
it at retail for $200.
[8:01] - Oh, that's actually fine.
- This is actually
[8:02] pretty good, to be honest.
[8:04] Oh my God, that really dug into your arm.
[8:05] - Yeah, look at that,
I've been working out.
[8:06] - I'll put it on just to make
sure it's nice and safe here.
[8:10] - [Matt] Why is there's
so much extra room on it?
[8:11] (group laughing)
(Kyle laughing)
[8:13] - He has to wear it around
his leg! (group laughing)
[8:15] Put it on your thigh.
[8:16] ♪ Set the world on fire ♪
[8:20] (glass shattering)
[8:21] - [Ken] Did any of the
glasses inside this box break?
[8:24] - What glasses?
- Including this little
[8:26] Air World dish.
[8:27] - [Austin] Why do you
keep bringing things out?
[8:29] Is this like from a
prop house or something?
[8:30] - HAPCO International
World, dude, this is,
[8:32] you paid for that, bro.
[8:33] Let me top you off
there. (coffee splashing)
[8:34] - Thank you, I appreciate it.
[8:35] - Of course, sir.
[8:36] Enjoy your flight.
[8:37] - (laughing) Don't call me sir.
[8:38] It's fine, it's totally fine.
[8:40] (glass shattering)
[8:41] - Air hockey?
[8:41] - [Kyle] Finally, something
that looks like I can afford it.
[8:43] (Austin and Kyle laughing)
[8:44] - That insurance money not in yet?
[8:45] - Yeah, yeah, (scoffs)
- Oh!
[8:47] - [Matt] What's the worst
part about air hockey?
[8:49] - The fact that I suck.
[8:52] - [Kyle] Or that you got to wait
[8:52] for a dumb family to finish their game.
[8:54] - [Austin] Yeah, (laughs) that's true.
[8:55] - [Matt] Now, what if you didn't have to
[8:57] wait for the dumb family?
[8:58] - [Austin] Okay, so we've got a little,
[9:01] like, little puck guy.
[9:02] - [Kyle] Oh, oh.
[9:04] There you go.
- Ah.
[9:05] So basically it's just built-in
so you can play yourself.
[9:08] - Oh!
- Okay, cool.
[9:09] - This is like nut shot city.
[9:11] (Austin laughing)
- Oh yeah, true, oops!
[9:13] - [Austin] Let's play it
on a big old thing of Kyle.
[9:15] - What is the, oh, geez. (all laughing)
[9:17] - Oh dude, look at that.
- It's so sweet.
[9:19] - [Austin] It does work really well.
[9:20] - [Alex] It's almost like we planned this.
[9:22] (group laughing)
- [Kyle] I got to, you got to
[9:24] hit it against the wall.
- Trust me, in this scenario,
[9:26] no one wins.
[9:27] - [Austin] Test me against the wall.
[9:28] - Are we doing, we're
doing it on the table?
[9:29] - Let's do best of three
on the actual table.
[9:31] But if it goes off on either
side, it doesn't count.
[9:33] It has to be directly...
- Directly on this side.
[9:34] - Oh, okay.
- Oh my god.
[9:35] (puck clacking)
[9:36] - (duck quacking), that's going
to happen every two seconds.
[9:40] (both laughing)
[9:41] How is this even...
[9:42] (all laughing)
[9:43] - [Austin] Are you trying to tell me
[9:45] that the game of air hockey
is meant to be played
[9:47] on a specific table for a reason?
[9:48] - [Kyle] Like an air hockey table?
[9:49] - Maybe.
- That's crazy!
[9:50] - [Kyle] It's possible.
[9:51] - [Matt] Like, the puck
itself is impressive.
[9:52] (metal clanging)
[9:54] - Yeah, well, at least this
has got to be cheap, right?
[9:55] This was probably like what, 15 bucks?
[9:57] - [Matt] Yeah, add a couple
zeros to that. (laughs)
[9:59] - What?
[10:00] - [Alex] It was $21.
[10:01] - [Austin] Not bad.
[10:02] You definitely need to still
find a table for it, though.
[10:05] - [Ken] It's mesmerizing though.
[10:06] - More of these would be great.
[10:07] - We're flying high right now.
[10:10] - That was a good pun. (screen whooshing)
[10:12] (glass shattering)
[10:13] - Oh, God, broken.
- That was expensive.
[10:15] (box contents shuffling) 
- Pokémon cards?
[10:16] - No, there's actual,
like, empirical data.
[10:18] Every time I talk about Pokémon cards,
[10:20] the retention on the video goes zoop!
[10:21] So Pokémon, Pokémon, Pokémon.
[10:23] - L.
[10:24] - [Austin] Is that the Anbernic?
[10:25] - [Kyle] No, it's an A-Y...
[10:26] - [Austin] Oh, It's an AYANEO.
- [Kyle] AYANEO, oh, AYANEO!
[10:27] - [Austin] Oh, sorry, AYN.
[10:28] No, Thor, Thor. But
this is the Thor, right?
[10:30] - [Matt] AYN.
[10:31] (all talking at once)
[10:32] This is the Thor, correct.
[10:32] It's half of AYANEO.
[10:34] - So this is an emulator
[10:37] that is dual-screen,
specifically, I assume,
[10:39] for DS and 3DS games, right?
[10:40] - Not just, people...
- But, like, primarily?
[10:42] - [Ken] Yeah, yeah.
[10:43] - [Kyle] It's running Android?
[10:44] - [Matt] Yeah.
[10:46] - Brother, give that a feel.
[10:47] Is what I say all the time to my friends.
[10:49] - Ooh!
[10:50] - Whoa, whoa!
- Yikes!
[10:51] - So, I've heard a lot of
people talk about the Thor.
[10:54] It's actually fairly powerful, right?
[10:55] - So, this is the midrange one.
[10:58] - [Austin] The Pro version,
[10:59] the Pro version has a Snapdragon 8 Gen 2.
[11:03] It's got a six-inch, 120-hertz display,
[11:06] and a four-inch 60-hertz
OLED on the bottom.
[11:08] It has active cooling, 12 gigs of ram.
[11:11] First of all, this looks fricking great.
[11:13] Like the fact that you've
got the sunken sticks
[11:14] that are like nice and RGB'd out.
[11:16] We have a lot of games here.
[11:17] What's your favorite DS game?
[11:19] - [Alex] I assume that
you would just do Pokémon.
[11:20] - Well, I...
- Yeah.
[11:21] - Okay, fine.
(Kyle laughing)
[11:23] Oh, dude, that actually looks pretty good.
[11:24] Oh dude, that looks good.
[11:25] - [Kyle] Nice.
[11:26] - [Austin] And because
it's such high-res screens,
[11:27] actually, the pixel
scaling looks pretty good.
[11:29] - Did you already preload
games onto this or, okay.
[11:32] - [Ken] Alex already set it up earlier.
[11:34] - As with all of our legally-dumped ROMs.
[11:36] - Of course, why, of course.
- Shh.
[11:37] - It feels good in the hand.
[11:39] The screen is super clear.
[11:41] - [Ken] On the higher end of this,
[11:43] I've been seeing people
emulate like GTA 5.
[11:45] - This is sick.
[11:46] Like, honestly, I have no notes.
[11:48] How much was the AYN Thor?
[11:51] - [Matt] So, I pre-ordered this years ago.
[11:54] - People have just literally
[11:55] started getting them this year.
[11:57] - [Alex] Literally this
year, like end of January
[11:59] is when they actually
started shipping these out.
[12:01] So, the one that we have
here is the Pro, that's $400.
[12:05] (video game tone plays)
[12:06] I mean, it's a little expensive, right?
[12:08] But if you kind of want
[12:10] the ultimate emulator
Android little duder...
[12:12] - I could play so much "Raid:
Shadow Legends" on that.
[12:15] (Kyle and Ken laughing)
[12:16] Unironic.
[12:17] - Not sorry, not sponsored.
[12:18] We got more?
[12:19] (glass shattering)
[12:20] - Hey, what the heck?
[12:21] - [Kyle] This one's already unwrapped.
[12:23] - Wait, GameSounds remote
headphones for the Nintendo NES.
[12:27] Wait, it still has the price tag of $100.
[12:29] Wait, this is from Lost Levels?
[12:31] How long have you
(drowned out by talking)?
[12:32] - We found it, we'd never
seen it before in our lives,
[12:34] and we were like, "We're
gonna buy this thing.
[12:36] - [Austin] We used to be,
[12:37] our office was near Lost
Levels in Claremont.
[12:38] Shout out, an excellent video game store.
[12:40] But that was like four years ago.
[12:41] Have we had this sitting
around for four years?
[12:43] - [Ken] We have deliberated
[12:44] giving this to you so many times,
[12:46] but at every step of the way,
[12:48] we keep forgetting that we never
had a working NES. (laughs)
[12:51] - Wait, so it's just a
wireless transmitter?
[12:54] - [Kyle] It just transfers the
TV sound to your headphones.
[12:57] - [Austin] To your headphones.
[12:58] - So if you're playing "Custer's Revenge,"
[12:59] you didn't want your parents to know.
[13:00] - Yeah, yeah, yeah, of
course, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hmm?
[13:03] Oh my God, look at that, dude!
[13:04] Look at that!
- Whoa!
[13:05] - [Austin] With this old foam,
[13:07] we had an old pair of headphones earlier,
[13:09] and they crumbled.
[13:10] Is this in...
- Ah!
[13:11] - [Austin] Oh, it's
actually, no, it's fine.
[13:12] It actually looks okay.
[13:12] You know what's crazy though?
[13:14] It's not yellowed at all.
- True.
[13:15] - It's actually like incredibly clean,
[13:17] considering it's been seeing this package.
[13:18] - This is, the console is.
- Oh, for sure, yeah.
[13:19] - Yeah, like this used
to be the same color.
[13:21] Before we even try it, you paid $100,
[13:23] how much is this thing
going for on like eBay?
[13:25] - Are you trying not to...
- Be very careful with that.
[13:26] - Being very careful?
[13:27] - [Matt] Why did you
not tell us this before?
[13:30] - How much are people selling it for?
[13:31] I can quickly put it
back together real quick.
[13:33] - [Matt] People are selling
it for like almost $300.
[13:35] - Whoa!
[13:37] When we're done here,
we'll gently put it back
[13:38] and no one will have any evidence
[13:40] that it was ever open, right?
[13:41] - [Ken] Yeah, with your typical ear juice.
[13:43] - What is this, a headset for ants?
[13:45] Look at how small this is.
[13:46] - [Matt] The flashing blue
screen is a really good sign.
[13:49] - That's not encouraging, yeah.
[13:50] - You got to blow in it.
[13:51] Did you blow in it?
[13:52] - No, I didn't blow in it.
- Blow!
[13:53] (Austin blowing into cartridge)
[13:55] - [Matt] You call that a blow?
[13:56] - That was a weak blow.
- Censor that.
[13:57] - [All] Hey!
[13:59] - Without fail.
[14:00] - Okay.
- Good enough.
[14:00] - So I don't know if it's
just doing a thing or what.
[14:02] - Sounds like the Pip-Boy right
now. (headphones clicking)
[14:04] Think I hear it.
[14:06] Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
[14:07] - [Matt] The thing is, if you think...
[14:08] - Oh, (duck quacking).
[14:09] I like looked at it and
then it (duck quacking) up.
[14:10] Hold on, how do I turn the volume up?
[14:12] - It's low and high, isn't it?
[14:14] - Oh, is that it?
[14:15] - I think so.
[14:15] - Oh yeah, it is.
[14:16] ("Super Mario Bros."
video game music playing)
[14:17] (group laughing)
[14:18] This is the best it's sounded so far.
[14:19] - Let's try it, let's try it.
[14:20] ("Super Mario Bros."
video game music playing)
[14:23] - You're not getting a high score on this.
[14:24] - I'm doing it.
[14:25] Oh, (duck quacking).
[14:26] (static buzzing)
[14:27] - We lost the signal.
[14:28] - Oh no!
[14:29] (Matt yelling)
(group laughing)
[14:32] - [Austin] This is cool.
[14:33] I mean, clearly way ahead of its time.
[14:35] Like, it's a neat idea, right?
[14:36] - [Ken] There's also,
[14:37] the fact you can use it as an FM radio.
[14:39] (somber music playing)
- Yep, tune out your parents
[14:40] deciding which Christmas you're
going to go to this year.
[14:44] - Oh, yeah.
- Yep, yep.
[14:44] (screen whooshing)
[14:45] (upbeat tropical music playing)
[14:46] - What?
- Ah!
[14:47] - American Airlines?
[14:48] Okay, now wait, I know that one.
[14:50] What? Where did you all
of this stuff for like...
[14:53] - Oh!
[14:55] Sir.
- Yeah, what?
[14:56] - This is yours.
[14:58] - What are we, okay, so it's just
[14:59] a pilot costume?
- I think you need to,
[15:00] for all of us.
[15:01] - Y'all didn't get a jet, did you?
[15:03] - You can't afford a jet.
[15:04] - I know.
(cash register dinging)
[15:05] Not with the way these
guys spend the money.
[15:06] - [Matt] For the record, I offered...
[15:07] - I've never flown a plane, but I will...
[15:09] - [Matt] I offered to go get
our pilot license with him,
[15:11] and he said no.
- Yeah, actually he did.
[15:12] What if I crashed?
- Win-win.
[15:13] - Then I have no one to blame.
[15:15] There's no shirt on it,
[15:16] It's just the collar part.
[15:18] (Alex laughing)
[15:19] - What, you were expecting
two shirts in this economy?
[15:20] - There's also no pants!
[15:21] - [Alex] Also, what kind of AvNerd are you
[15:23] that you didn't know
what World Airways was?
[15:25] - I've never heard of World Airways.
[15:26] - [Matt] So, it was mostly
for transporting troops.
[15:30] - [Austin] Then why would
I know what that would be?
[15:31] - I said mostly.
[15:32] - Dude, this flight's
going to crash and burn!
[15:35] (group laughing) You see a
pilot walk in with this tie,
[15:37] you know you're (duck quacking), dude.
[15:39] (group laughing) Yeah, once
they shut down the government,
[15:41] every pilot looked like this.
[15:41] - Yeah, yeah.
(Austin laughing)
[15:43] - So now that I have
successfully graduated
[15:46] from Spirit Halloween
Airlines, I'm excited.
[15:49] - We'll just get this out
of the way here for you.
[15:52] - [Austin] Wait, there's stuff back here!
[15:52] - What?
[15:53] - Just move it, move it.
[15:55] - I'm moving it!
- We told you to move it!
[15:56] - [Kyle] Looks like you're
about to take a piss.
[15:58] - Sorry.
- Okay, wait, hang on.
[16:00] Wait, let me actually think
about this for a second.
[16:01] - [Alex] No, don't think, just do.
[16:02] - I want, no, no, no, I
want to take a guess here!
[16:04] - [Alex] (laughing) Stop,
for the love of God!
[16:05] - [Matt] So, we know that you were bummed
[16:07] you couldn't get a private plane.
[16:08] - Yeah, that was the only
reason why I couldn't do it.
[16:10] - So we bought you a private plane.
[16:13] - Yo! (laughs)
[16:16] - [Matt] Dot dot dot.
[16:17] - [All] No, no, no, no!
[16:19] - [Austin] This is an
actual real airline seat?
[16:21] - [Alex] It is an actual real one.
[16:22] - In fact, not only that.
- Bro!
[16:24] - [Ken] It came with the safety briefing.
[16:27] - It even came with the barf bags.
[16:28] - I will use those soon!
[16:30] - You know, it's not exactly a jet,
[16:31] but it's the second best thing.
[16:33] - It's basically all the best parts.
[16:35] Does it recline?
[16:35] - It reclines.
- It does, yes.
[16:36] - Oh, look at that!
- Oh, yeah!
[16:38] - So not, wait, wait, do you...
[16:41] - [Alex] Yes, that is
real too, that is real.
[16:43] - Yep.
- Yep!
[16:44] - There's the app...
- Whoa!
[16:45] Oh, God, oh, God!
- You're lifting up the whole,
[16:48] no, no!
- Prepare for some turbulence!
[16:49] (airplane whirring and dinging)
[16:50] (tone beeping)
[16:51] (lighthearted music playing)
[16:53] - If you're unfamiliar,
[16:55] underneath every airline seat,
[16:56] there's one of these guys,
which is the flotation device.
[16:59] Do not inflate this inside the aircraft.
[17:02] Step outta the aircraft
and then pull the tag.
[17:04] - When they say your seat can
be used as a flotation device,
[17:07] the seats just pop off.
- You can float!
[17:08] When you fly on Spirit Halloween Air,
[17:11] (audience applauding)
we've got you covered.
[17:12] (airplane dinging)
[17:15] (tone beeping)
[17:16] How did you get this?
[17:18] Where did you find this?
- [Ken] This is just something
[17:19] that someone bought in auction,
[17:21] and he just has a stockpile
of random airline crap.
[17:25] - They've been treated
well by Southwest Airlines.
[17:26] - No, they were not.
[17:28] - [Alex] No, this is after Matt spent...
[17:29] - I spent...
- Like half a day cleaning it.
[17:31] - Ew!
[17:32] - So it looked like a normal coach seat.
[17:33] - [Matt and Ken] Yeah.
[17:34] - [Austin] If I sit down
here, like this is...
[17:35] - [Ken] Yeah, where the
camera could see you. (laughs)
[17:37] - Yeah, it's okay.
[17:38] (all laughing)
[17:39] If you...
[17:40] (Kyle laughing)
[17:41] - [Ken] He's talking to the wall?
[17:42] How much do you think we would
have paid for this, though?
[17:43] - I can tell you pretty confidently
[17:45] that when this was new,
[17:47] Southwest for one of these sets of seats,
[17:50] probably spent like 10 grand.
[17:52] I know it's...
- Austin, Austin, Austin.
[17:53] It's not a jet.
[17:56] - It is a...
[17:57] - They're not jet seats.
[17:58] - (laughs) He's calling you poor!
[17:59] Get your lip gloss, you're
going to kiss us on the mouth.
[18:01] What we had to do is, we had
to go pretty far to get these,
[18:04] and then we spent $300 on the seats.
[18:07] - What, what?
- On the seats, yeah.
[18:09] - [Kyle] The keyboard was more.
[18:10] The (duck quacking) koi.
- (laughs) Yeah.
[18:11] - That's probably what this
[18:13] freaking single life jacket cost!
[18:14] (hands clapping)
[18:17] - Unzip, boys.
[18:18] - What, what, huh, what?
(Ken laughing)
[18:20] - [Matt] And all this memorabilia
[18:22] was just in a pile outside.
[18:24] Just he was like, "Yeah,
anything in there's a dollar."
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[18:31] And in three, two, one.
[18:34] (air whooshing)
[18:35] - [All] Ooh!
[18:36] - And until next time,
[18:37] thank you for flying Spirit Halloween Air!
[18:40] (mellow music playing)