[00:02] what are you doing? Ah, ah, no, I'm on the browser here. You're weird, talking on the computer. You said it's boring. It's boring, man. I even feel like all your friends dumped you. Oh, what's that, brother? What's that, man? Sorry, sorry,
[00:16] nothing, brother, it's gratuitous, no, sorry, I exaggerated, I thought it was okay to embarrassed. Only you know that this is sensitive for me, I know, I know. Wow, man, I don't know, man, don't be like that, man, I don't know, it even lost its charm to do
[00:29] even lost its charm to do let's talk about Opera GX. I already talked about Opera GX a while
[00:43] ago, but what's good has to be talked about, spreading the word. Paying well, I'd even make a pacifier, By far the least tedious browser that exists because of the mods, it allows you hear fart sounds every time you type? Well, you're weird, but Opera
[00:57] GX allows it. You want to put Felco on the whole screen saying "hi kisses" every time anyone will want this, or even if I kept seeing Felco's face all day. Oh, you can set background music, keyboard placement, browser theme and color, and much
[01:10] more. It's wonderful. Thank you Opera GX for the money and the trust. Use the link in the description and download Opera GX now. Excuse me, man, leave me alone, please. There's a macabre movement
[01:24] growing in the shadows of TikTok where women who make cakes... it's hard to explain, you have to see it. Look, here's the client who asked for that famous standing cake. Wow, standing cake is for foot fetishists, standing cake is quiet. Luckily, girl,
[01:38] I can only make cakes sitting down, I can't stand up, I have arthritis. I was there doing some hair because her daughter had curly hair and she said she wanted the face.  The girl's foot and face are all over the place, she doesn't understand anything, she's confused. So
[01:51] I sent her some models. Oh, okay, it's just the concept, it's a cake on its side, and her husband came to pick it up. The client calls me saying her daughter panicked when she saw it and that she wanted her money back. Now I want to know from
[02:04] you if you really think my cake is ugly. No, it's not just looks like it was made by accumulated what they give in prison lunches for two months in a bucket, a kind of
[02:16] rice dish, and made it for a new Jack who arrived in cell 12 to intimidate. Exactly 32 minutes passed. The client calls me saying the cake was horrible and that she wanted her money back. The client thought it was
[02:30] client who thought it was horrible. This cake is crap, I also think it's watched the video, more than five million people, thought this cake is crap. It wasn't your dear client, sorry for the honesty, but I need to say the
[02:43] joy, not fear, buying ready-made cakes from the market solves things more I told her it was absurd for her to say that because I had made the cake with a lot of care. She said she didn't want it, but it wasn't bad. Only if she
[02:57] take it lightly, don't be offended. The client complained about the Styrofoam in the put a Styrofoam disc in. I received a message from this crazy woman saying I was very irresponsible, putting Styrofoam in with the cake. The client ate
[03:11] all the Styrofoam, saying, "Damn, what awful whipped cream!" That day when I went to deliver the cake, I warned her aunt that there was a Styrofoam disc in the middle. When this woman went to cut the cake, she said she cut from the bottom
[03:24] up, meaning she cut the Styrofoam along with it. The client ate all the Styrofoam and then could eat more and have seconds. And the worst part is that she also put that part on the A cake made entirely of Styrofoam arrived, and I didn't like the part about the cake. It was a big block of
[03:38] Styrofoam, and you start picking it up with a fork like this: "Wow, what a marvel!" The order arrived, my mouth full of little balls. I put dead powder in the cake and I got sued. A client said she wanted me to put a powder in the
[03:51] cake batter, but I said, "But powder? It's a little food coloring, a powder, you know? I want you to put it in the batter." Oh, no, it's food coloring, it's my grandfather. I wasn't going to say it, it's annoying to say, I want to consume my grandfather. I here saying it, I know it's annoying, but I want to put my grandfather in my mouth and
[04:05] consume him. Just looking at it like this, I want to digest my grandfather. Does that make sense? It's R$100. She brought it in a little bag. People, she can't put it in, I do put two spoonfuls in the batter. After the cake was ready, the woman said
[04:20] it was her father's ashes. Oh, her father? Even worse, she wanted her father to be there, to be a symbol of her father. I wanted my dad to be there.  Everyone's little belly there... the client said I went
[04:34] too far and nobody ate at school, no, no... I'm going to skip ahead, I'm going to be suing... the cake for me, and he said, "Then I want you to fart in my face because the smell of a baker's fart is a smell of cake, a smell of
[04:48] him I wasn't going to fart, he got in the car and left. Wow, what kind of baker is that? The client is always right. My... already lowers her panties and farts already lowers her panties and farts in his mouth, let him inhale. Ah, oh,
[05:00] delicious, oh, smell of cake. I inhaled, then it went to my lungs. Mmm, delicious. And all the my face and I pay. They wanted my breast, my breast. I said, "But sir, my breast tastes like... it smells like sewage, it's pure scum." Isn't that wrong? If it were me, sue
[05:14] So the judge looks, the baker really didn't fart in the client's face. I declare him guilty. Hammer struck.  It's Perpetual, by the way, the best death penalty. Next client orders a cake with private parts on top.
[05:34] used. The woman won an erotic cake and wanted to sue me. Her friend is my client and ordered a cake with private parts on top. She placed the woman's house. I imagine the
[05:47] Listen, dear, I wanted to give you a quote. Sure, you can give me the price. Ed Velv is 80, selection of fruits is 30 more for the CL. Tell me how much the genital organ is. Tell me: Pull, is it the vagina or penis? It's the trunk itself, the thick one. The thick one is the
[06:02] never worked with this type of material, right? Tell me how much Verga is. The bald guy with a collar. Put a little bald guy on my cake. Excuse me, what are we talking about again? About penises, girl, about penises. I want to put
[06:15] a penis on my cake. It's the baker. Look, it 's the penis, it'll be 50. And the magicians will be 20 of each of those little cakes.  No, darling, it's the combo, it's the whole bag. Oh, okay, then go ahead and order the hot nerve popsicle. I
[06:28] want mine really, really big-headed, and check it out, looking at it like this. I like my penises really big-headed. Oh, okay, I'll start making it. See, darling? Oh, that's good, that's good that it worked out. And what's the
[06:41] She placed the order and asked me to deliver it to this woman's house. So the day arrived, I went to make the delivery. I took the cake in a box because, you know, you can't go out on the street with a cake like that. The girl walking around with a cake on the street
[06:54] looking and saying, " Wow, modern times, in my day it was strawberry." And then I told her it was a surprise from a friend, the evangelical woman. When she opened the box, this woman went crazy.
[07:08] The client looked and said, "You put a dick in my cake, you troll!" "You special moment on my birthday! There's a dildo in my cake!" "I'm going to sue!" Of course, I'm evangelical. She took the...  She dropped the cake on the floor and said she was going to
[07:21] sue me. I said, "Miss, it was your friend, no, it wasn't me! To throw it at the cake is just mean, isn't it? It's food! I was going to devour it right away, sue me, that the police were going to come after me. It was
[07:36] crazy, what a controversial request, wasn't it? Not only did PR surprise her even more, but her friend put a syringe in the cake like this, and when you squeeze the coconut, milk comes out in the client's face! Oh, what joy! Oh, what
[07:48] three patrol cars to sort it out! Look, the client coloring. She said, "I have some house paint here." I said, "House paint?" She said, "Okay, great!" This video proves that necessity is the mother of invention. She said, "You're not going to make it with ganache? What do I do? You're going to paint it with the black paint I have here. When I cut it, I'll discard the ganache." I said, "Oh, okay then. Oh, there's no food coloring, just use house paint." This is proof that necessity is the mother of
[08:02] invention. She said, "You're not going to make it with ganache? What do I do? You're going to have here. When I cut it, I'll discard the ganache." I said, "Oh, okay then. Oh, there's no food coloring, just use house paint." [ __ ] it. Oh, but you'll end up in the
[08:16] hospital, but there's no use, there's no use. Following that reasoning, then you're screwed. Look, the brigadeiro is finished, unfortunately, right? What people say? Don't worry about it, I have a broth, make the binder with Vaseline, make a mortar, but it's finished, it won't be possible
[08:30] to decorate the cake, there's no way, there's paraffin, honey, candle wax, there's a lot of candle wax. Hey husband, see if there's candle wax there, a lot of candles that I craving confetti, aren't you? Ira. No, it's not that, it's not that, you're craving something, or is it
[08:44] all the ingredients here, kerosene, grease, I understand, but I'm really out of ingredients, I my motorcycle tank is full of gasoline, full, my husband's truck 's the problem you're having? You 're dealing with an enemy? Definitely. So, okay,
[08:58] I'll make all these flammable materials, everything, give it to me, the client asked painted it. She said the taste was on the cake, that it transferred to the cake, that it's like eating it and dying, because it doesn't kill you, it just makes you fat, but in this case it kills you, so it
[09:12] but in this case it kills you, so it
[09:25] clients aren't doing this kind of advertising, are they? The client paid me for the cake The client paid me for the cake with her premature baby, but what the page to see if I'm on TikTok or the
[09:37] web. The client arrived here kind of disheveled, you know, with a big belly, craving this and that, and then she left kind of crazy, kind of looking back, kind of strange, you know? Then the next day this woman
[09:50] next day this woman came at the scheduled time, at 2 pm, and she gave me the box. When I saw the box, it was a baby, a baby!  Premature, opening its little arms like that, poor thing, it has n't even opened yet and it's already being used as a
[10:03] bargaining chip. What a sad purpose, right? Imagine, imagine what a mess you were in the womb for months, being conceived, having your origins formed, your little I going to be? What will my purpose be when I'm
[10:16] they give me a pet? Will born, your purpose is to be used to buy a cake. I said, "Oh, okay, a 1 kg cake costs R$400." She said, "No, okay, I want one." " Oh, these cakes are cracked up
[10:29] child to buy them!" I asked, "Is it for when I want to drink?" She said, "Oh, it'll be born soon, any moment now!" "Oh, that's great! Oh, that's great! Then I'll resell it and use the money to buy more baking powder, pass it on!" A premature baby, you know? I
[10:43] was already desperate. She got in the car and drove off. Then I ran to the you have another one of these to give me?" I'm going to collect them. I ran to the hospital and they called the police on me. How strange what I'm experiencing, right? Oh,
[10:57] how cool! Why can't it be like this? Why does there always have to be dead people's dust, feet, farts in the face? I feel like at some point in the course of human evolution we got stuck and are going back to the medieval era, using babies as currency. All that's missing is a
[11:09] guillotine. I'll grab my armor and go around killing goblins for a bag of gold coins, damn! I even felt bad now, but not worse than that baby bad now, but not worse than that baby there. Until next time!