[00:00] I don't know if I can say it on camera so we'll just take it at that. Hey what's up everyone this is your friend Penta and say it all now. What's up guys I'm Dirty Dominic Mysterio and these are my goat pics.
[00:15] The goat emoji feel free to blur this out because it was just added and it's one of my favorites and I use it all the time and I also just want to show you guys my psychosis tattoos. That is mine.
[00:28] All beautiful. The goat smell? A drive thru at an In-N-Out is always pretty fire, but if not, I'm a good smelling dude and I'm not going to give away my colognes.
[00:41] I'll give you Stinky's a good one if you can afford it. Louis Vuitton, afternoon swim, banger. Maybe when I go in the ring ready for the match, you know this is more the fight of
[00:54] an empty la la da. The worst smell? I can't say that one. The GOAT worst smell would probably be wrestling my deadbeat dad.
[01:08] That dude smells. I don't know what it is. You're jealous. I mean, look at you. You're already stealing my mustache. My GOAT WWE match to show a new fan would probably be Ray vs. Eddie Halloween Havoc in 97.
[01:27] Or Ray vs. Eddie, WrestleMania goes Hollywood.
[01:41] I think it's WrestleMania 21. When Remy Statero won the Ray Rumble.
[01:57] It tastes better in the car I would say probably like a good California burrito Maybe Mexican food in LA
[02:09] What are you doing, partner? Uh, fruit. I love fruit or chicken. The GOAT WWE crowd reaction would be when Liv came back at Survivor Series
[02:21] and kicked John Cena in the wee-wee. When I won the title, I think so.
[02:37] A ball to the top, that's to get the square. Cover. Take away the first title. Here is your winner, the new Intercontinental Champion,
[02:55] Prince Sam. The GOAT Dad? Me? They call me Daddy Don. The GOAT WWE entrance that's not mine is obviously Liv Morgan. Ohhhh. Ahhhh, well, let me see. My brother enters.
[03:18] The GOAT excuse for being late is I run off a lucha time. Oh, excuse, um, could be. I'm tired. I'm tired. The GO luchador is myself, obviously.
[03:31] The greatest luchador of all time, greatest luchador of all time, Terry Dominick Luchador. All-time rugby steady. To go wrestling with Sam in 2K26, I would probably just say the punch.
[03:43] You just keep punching people. If they reverse it, you just reverse it back and you just keep punching them. Mexican destroyer. Obviously. The GO condiment is definitely ranch. Gotcha.
[03:55] That's it. The GOAT wrestling storyline that I wish I could have been a part of I mean I don know dude I been involved in some good ones You know You know I had to deal with Rhea Ripley Now I got my way to live Morgan I mean I can say I put myself in any better position
[04:14] The most dope thing that I've ever done that nobody talks about. Dude, I don't know. I've done so much cool s***. Sorry. Let's say, I want to say becoming the AAA Mega Champion for the first time
[04:27] and being the first ever WWE and AAA champion at the same time. The GOAT video game currently for me, 2K26, because I'm in it and it's cool to play as myself
[04:40] and a lot of people are not in video games. But other than that, I would say quite R-graders. The GOAT advice I ignored and later realized was right. None. No one's ever given me any good advice.
[04:54] I just listen to myself because sometimes, you know, I talk to myself. I give myself advice because I ask the goat for advice and that would be me. So I just talk to myself. Goat song for karaoke.
[05:07] Maybe some country. Some like, uh, some Luke Combs. The goat pizza topping. I don't know. Pepperonis. I don't like any of that. I'm cheating on pepperoni, dude. Oh.
[05:19] Ooh. Pepperoni pizza. the GOAT small joy that makes life a little bit better I don't know if I can say it on camera so we'll just leave it at that for more videos like this
[05:33] why not check out Chelsea Green and Trish Stratus revealing their GOATs which you can get a brief glimpse of right now the GOAT WWE crowd reaction is when the European fans make chants up
[05:46] for every single wrestler The GOAT WWE match to show a new fan obviously Chelsea Green Burt Meacham either the dumpster match or when I won the United States Women Championship
[06:24] The GOAT WWE match to show a new fan, and speaking for the female fans, if you want to show them Nita vs. Trish, first-time women, Mary Mended Raw. The best risk that I ever took was texting Triple H and asking for my job back.
[06:45] Duh. The best risk that I ever took was being in a gravy bowl match, which I was not happy about.
[06:57] But I thought, if I do a little something, maybe they'll forget that I'm in this silly mask that means nothing and I'm going to get thrown off the raw stage and I got thrown off the stage by Stacy Keebler and people remember that moment it's actually been an opening of raw for years it
[07:09] was there for years so it was a memorable moment it took a risk it worked out the best advice I've ignored and then realized later that it was correct was anything my dad has ever told me in life mostly actually mostly it was don't dye your hair blonde and I did and I looked like a scarecrow
[07:28] So I've been asked for the best advice that I've been given, but I didn't take and then later on regretted it. Actually, to be honest, I'm very open. I think taking advice, especially listening to people who have done it or they're bringing me, I always try to take it in and I always try to apply that advice.
[07:42] The GOAT WWE entrance that is not mine is definitely Stephanie's, but don't you dare tell her that. The GOAT entrance that is not mine.
[07:54] I'm going to go with some Kosti Boston. I think when the glass shatters, you know it's time to go.