[00:00] At some point during the casting process, Christoph Waltz was asked, Sure, you've got the scary German thing going for you, but can you deliver on being genuinely intimidating? To which he replied something like, Yes, but only if you have access to milk, cream, and strudel. And nobody thought that was weird.
[00:13] Wasting strudel. Every other sin up until this point has been a manufactured stretch of this perfect movie, but this one I f***ing stand by. The objective of Operation Kino? Love the monsters. He really can't help himself, can he?
[00:25] Myers is so out of place in this movie. I'm honestly expecting him to pull off the hair and stash and reveal himself as Austin Powers, sent back in time to kill Hitler. Holy s***, that's gonna be Austin Powers 4, isn't it? It would appear those nasty Nazi balls were hooked up to a Tarantino-branded blood hose.
[00:41] That much pressurized blood was just waiting to spew forth. I don't think the major was very long for this world anyway. This I fell down a mountain excuse was a dumbass idea from the beginning.
[00:53] You know what's easier to explain than falling down a mountain? falling down the stairs in the hotel you're staying in. I mean, Jesus, isn't she supposed to be an actress?