[0:00] Family Guy and Jeffrey Epstein are not
[0:01] normally things that go together.
[0:03] However, if you're on Wikipedia, it only
[0:05] takes two clicks to go from one to the
[0:07] other. When I was younger, my friends
[0:08] and I used to race to see who could do
[0:10] it fastest. And now I'm doing that
[0:12] again. Today, I've asked Moyes Critical
[0:14] and Joe Bart to join me as my
[0:15] competitors to see who the best
[0:17] Wikipedia speedrunner was. The idea is
[0:19] simple. The first to be the fastest four
[0:20] times wins. There's obviously a couple
[0:22] of rules like no searching up a word.
[0:24] You can't go back if you click a bad
[0:26] word and a couple of other ones that
[0:28] I'll put on the screen. But ultimately,
[0:29] it's a test of ingenuity, speed, and not
[0:32] getting too distracted by really cool
[0:33] Wikipedia pages. The erect male penis
[0:36] does oral sex. What does this mean? But
[0:39] to make things a little more
[0:40] interesting, I decided to add a
[0:41] punishment for whoever did the worst.
[0:43] You guys know Jack Maw,
[0:45] >> the billionaire.
[0:46] >> The billionaire. Yeah.
[0:47] >> Yeah. The the the disgraced billionaire
[0:49] kind of disappeared from public life.
[0:51] former Alibaba CEO. He was very rich and
[0:54] he actually released a video of him
[0:58] fighting every kung fu legend in a
[1:01] 22minute short film. And
[1:04] >> that's cool.
[1:04] >> He got all the greats and basically just
[1:06] paid in a vanity exercise for them to
[1:09] let him beat them up in a movie. And I
[1:11] think
[1:12] >> so what does this have to do with the
[1:13] punishment?
[1:14] >> Well, I think you're all prolific
[1:15] reactors and the loser reacts to it.
[1:19] We have to watch Jack Ma's
[1:22] >> kick some ass
[1:22] >> like fight highlights.
[1:24] >> Sounds like a cool movie.
[1:25] >> I honestly thought when I came up with
[1:27] this like I was like Charlie might just
[1:28] want to watch this even if he doesn't
[1:30] lose.
[1:31] >> You guys have done some wiki races. I'm
[1:33] I'm green to this. I'm brand new.
[1:35] >> Well, we do a little we do a few warm
[1:37] warm-ups.
[1:37] >> Yeah, we'll do Well, let's do a warm-up
[1:39] just to get the feet wet. Joe, pull up
[1:41] Wikipedia and give me a random article
[1:43] and and yours will be where we end and
[1:44] mine will be where we start. Okay. Yola
[1:46] seo,
[1:48] an angolan
[1:50] singer.
[1:51] >> Then let's keep it simple. Let's just
[1:53] end with Kaisenette. All right. Boom. We
[1:56] are in it. It is Yola.
[1:59] Yola is What the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] bro?
[2:03] She was born in the city of Loito near
[2:06] Benuela to a musical family. I feel like
[2:09] um Oh my god. New Jersey. Yola Semido to
[2:13] Kai Senat. Not a lot on this article.
[2:18] Not a lot on this article at all. We
[2:21] might as well just start kind of
[2:23] clicking around till we get to something
[2:26] that's remotely usable. We need to get
[2:29] to like internet Twitch Twitch
[2:30] streamers.
[2:31] >> So, I I scrolled around a little bit. I
[2:33] feel like it's easiest to start in New
[2:35] Jersey cuz then we can go through some
[2:38] streamers that are maybe New Jersey
[2:40] native. I've already fully committed.
[2:42] >> Ooh, I'm going to go to The Voice. Woo.
[2:45] Okay, this could be a play. The voice
[2:48] and then I could straight up go to
[2:50] YouTube round. I think the YouTube is a
[2:52] play here. Oh my god. Wait, live
[2:54] streams. And then I go to Twitch. Holy
[2:59] [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] They're actually going
[3:00] to Dude, I should I should slow down
[3:03] because they're going to call me out for
[3:04] being too good if I get this instantly.
[3:07] They're literally going to [ __ ] I got so
[3:09] lucky. They're all gonna start [ __ ]
[3:11] calling me out and they're like, "Oh,
[3:13] you brought us here. Is that Charlie?
[3:16] How am I getting Charlie before
[3:17] Kaisenette?"
[3:19] >> What about celebrities?
[3:21] Millionaires. Wait, wait. If I hit uh
[3:24] millionaires might be good.
[3:26] >> US Congress. I kind of need to go to
[3:28] like US history, United States,
[3:32] something in here. The January 2021
[3:34] capital attack. That might have been
[3:36] live streamed. Okay. Ninja Tfue Shroud
[3:40] Myth Dr. This is such a [ __ ] Oh my
[3:42] god, Lwig. What is this outofouch
[3:44] outofdate article? How is Lwig in the
[3:47] Twitch Wikipedia page, but Kaisenat
[3:51] isn't? Don't get me wrong, I like the
[3:53] Lwig streams. What the [ __ ] does he know
[3:54] about twitch.tv? Okay, I I actually know
[3:57] how to do this. Hold up. I can click on
[3:58] Lwig. And if I go from Lwig, I can go to
[4:02] streamer awards. And from streamer
[4:04] awards, I can go to the streamer awards
[4:08] winner, Kaisen atone, done.
[4:11] >> Dude, I was at January Capital Attacks
[4:13] and I ended up getting to Twitter. You
[4:15] got Your line was crazy.
[4:17] >> Okay, Charlie.
[4:17] >> Dude, you
[4:19] >> I'm seeing you're on New Jersey still.
[4:21] >> Yeah, I I was in a debate if I go for
[4:23] millionaires or if I go for celebrities
[4:25] and tie it back to Kai that way. Yeah,
[4:28] I'm I'm shocked by click three you got
[4:30] YouTube
[4:31] >> because I she was on the voice and it
[4:33] brought the I don't know I don't know
[4:34] why YouTube's in the voice but what was
[4:36] weird is I I got to Twitch Kaisen's not
[4:38] in the Twitch article
[4:40] >> so you had to go to yourself
[4:41] >> you found yourself and then streamer
[4:44] awards
[4:44] >> I found I found Charlie first you're
[4:46] you're the first streamer mentioned in
[4:48] the Twitch article
[4:49] >> that's crazy okay
[4:50] >> well that okay look that was just the
[4:51] warm-up Charlie I I might say click more
[4:54] I might say throw feed you kind of You
[4:57] need to you got to you got to be risky
[4:58] sometimes.
[4:59] >> Yeah, I think I should have committed to
[5:00] my path, but I got to tell you, I
[5:02] learned a lot of cool stuff about New
[5:03] Jersey.
[5:04] >> Dude, that is kind of the issue with
[5:06] this game is sometimes you find a cool
[5:07] article and you're like, well, I'm just
[5:09] going to sit here for a little bit.
[5:10] Okay, I think we understand the rules. I
[5:12] think everyone gets to hit the premise
[5:13] and Joe, I'll let you pick where we
[5:15] start. Charlie, I'll let you pick where
[5:16] we end.
[5:17] >> Let's start with Sir Stroming.
[5:21] >> Okay.
[5:22] >> The Swedish delicacy. And then Charlie,
[5:24] where are we ending?
[5:25] >> Well, you could end at New Jersey. I
[5:26] feel like I've mastered that region now.
[5:29] >> Okay. All right. This is This is going
[5:32] to be the fastest
[5:34] round of G. What the [ __ ] Did someone
[5:38] edit it to delete everything in the
[5:41] article and add the And then I left the
[5:44] lobby cuz I re [ __ ] [ __ ] Can I
[5:47] rejoin mid round? Please don't edit it,
[5:49] dude. I think you want to go like shark,
[5:53] United States, and then you want to just
[5:55] go states, but it can't be a list.
[5:58] >> Freshwater herrings. Maybe you can catch
[6:00] those in New Jersey. Let's go. Anchovi,
[6:04] >> Gettysburg, Missouri, compromise. No.
[6:07] Jewish, Irish, ports of New York, New
[6:11] Jersey, Northeastern New Jersey, New
[6:13] Jersey. Well, gentlemen,
[6:16] >> I'm going to [ __ ] I'm going to find
[6:17] who [ __ ] did this. Yeah, someone
[6:19] edited Wikipedia. They deleted the
[6:22] entirety of the article. Just [ __ ]
[6:24] filled it.
[6:25] >> Is that why it reset? Somebody in your
[6:27] chat changed the entire article. Oh, we
[6:30] could not count that one.
[6:31] >> No, no, I count it. I cuz I I opened up
[6:33] Wikipedia. You're in first. Joe, you got
[6:34] a point. Me and Charlie will pick start
[6:36] end.
[6:36] >> Big.
[6:37] >> Mhm.
[6:38] >> Charlie, do you have a preference?
[6:39] >> I I think start Magic the Gathering and
[6:41] you take us on a journey.
[6:42] >> It's the Wall Street crash of 1929. All
[6:45] right, boys. We need a point. Magic the
[6:47] Gathering to the Wall Street crash of
[6:49] 1929. Now, you might be wondering, why
[6:51] did I go with the Wall Street crash?
[6:53] Because I'm reading a book on it, and I
[6:55] figured I would know more about it. The
[6:58] problem is,
[7:00] I think all I know about it is that it
[7:01] happened in 1929. Planes Walker, Mana,
[7:05] no Power Creep, Commander, uh, CO 19,
[7:09] Pandemic,
[7:10] maybe pandemic or lockdown, something
[7:13] more like the economy crash, Great
[7:15] Depression. But I do know it happened in
[7:18] New York.
[7:20] So I
[7:22] >> Great round, gentlemen.
[7:24] >> Holy [ __ ] What a pack.
[7:26] >> Joe, what the [ __ ] That was the best
[7:29] run that I've ever had.
[7:30] >> I'm not going to lie.
[7:31] >> What are you talking about?
[7:32] >> Hey, this guy's a savant. You You
[7:33] brought in the heavy hitters here. Holy.
[7:35] >> I didn't I didn't know this, Charlie. I
[7:37] I thought I don't know. I thought he was
[7:38] going to be high as hell and clicking
[7:40] around Wikipedia for fun. I think you we
[7:42] just need things that are more obscure.
[7:45] >> Charlie,
[7:47] we have to we have to whip out our our
[7:48] elder millennial knowledge to trick this
[7:50] zoomer.
[7:52] >> Yeah, you're so right. Yeah. And and
[7:53] what do And what do we know better than
[7:55] zoomers?
[7:57] >> So I I'm telling you where we're going
[7:58] to start. We're going to start with moon
[8:00] shoes.
[8:01] >> Oh my god, that's great.
[8:04] >> I have a pair of moon shoes.
[8:05] >> Okay. [ __ ] getting rid of moon shoes.
[8:08] Getting rid of Moon. He knows moon
[8:09] shoes. Charlie,
[8:10] >> you know, but but what he doesn't know
[8:11] is Metamucil.
[8:12] >> He doesn't know anything about
[8:13] Metamucil. He has no
[8:15] >> He doesn't know that. He doesn't know
[8:16] that game. What's Metamucil, Joe?
[8:18] >> What's Metamucil, Joe?
[8:19] >> Metamucil? Isn't that a medicine?
[8:24] >> Oh, this guy.
[8:27] >> Dr. Priest was driving Metamucil.
[8:30] >> Okay, where we ending, Charlie? Where
[8:31] are we ending?
[8:32] >> Let's go. Uh oh, I got I got a real deep
[8:34] cut for you. Metabots.
[8:36] >> He doesn't know Metabots.
[8:37] >> Metabots. I have no idea what Metabots
[8:39] are.
[8:39] >> And just give it what? Don't don't don't
[8:40] just give a like a like a line. What is
[8:42] it?
[8:43] >> It's a old show and it was an old line
[8:46] of toys.
[8:47] >> Okay. Old show, old line of toys.
[8:49] Metabots. M D A B O Ts.
[8:52] >> And it was is Cartoon Network.
[8:54] >> Uh I think it was just WB Kids. I don't
[8:57] think it was Cartoon Network.
[8:58] >> Okay, we have it. Metam Mucil to
[9:00] Metabots. This is this they're calling
[9:02] it the Joe Destroyer. If we lose this
[9:04] one, Charlie, let's just like we can
[9:06] just end this thing. Like you know what
[9:06] I Like we just do.
[9:09] >> Yeah, I think we can back it up.
[9:10] >> All right, boys. We are in it. Metamucil
[9:12] to Metabots. Now, I've noticed the thing
[9:13] that I'm doing badly is I'm going
[9:15] slowly. Tony Danza from Hollywood. Tony
[9:19] Danza. We're going to go to the Emmys,
[9:21] which is for TV shows. Let's go to the
[9:24] daytime Emmys, which has an award for
[9:26] animation. So, let's go to award
[9:28] categories. Outstanding children's
[9:30] animated program. Boom. Check that out.
[9:33] He said WB Kids. What should What's
[9:35] another WB Kids show? I think Static
[9:38] Shock is the superhero. I don't know
[9:40] what type of animation this is. I'm
[9:42] assuming it's 3D
[9:45] television,
[9:46] Disney, BBC. He said it was WB
[9:49] something. And I'm trusting Charlie on
[9:52] that. I need entertainment. Robots in
[9:55] entertainment. Is there not just robots
[9:57] in media?
[9:59] Oh, this is not good. How am I hitting a
[10:02] brick wall in robots? Maybe this. Is
[10:06] this like a robot head?
[10:08] Oh, I might have really cooked myself
[10:10] here. Oh, I really Oh, wow. I really
[10:14] cooked myself. Okay, let me go He-Man.
[10:16] We're We're [ __ ] doing it. I'm going
[10:18] He-Man, superhero genre. And we're going
[10:21] to go to the Static Shock line.
[10:23] Superhero static shock. Whoop! Dude, I
[10:27] used to love Static Shock.
[10:28] >> I just need to find it in fiction.
[10:31] use in fiction. Exactly what I needed.
[10:33] iRoot. Warner Bro Warner Bros. I think I
[10:36] I really think it was I think it was
[10:38] Warner Bros. It was on WB Kids, I think.
[10:41] If I can get to Warner Bros. Warner
[10:43] Bros. Animation. Warner Bros.
[10:44] Animations. Wait, that's what we wanted
[10:46] anyway. The whole point of Wait, wait.
[10:48] This is fine. This is fine. It must be
[10:50] somewhere here. Kids WB Saturday morning
[10:52] block. I'm tempted to click this
[10:54] article, but I'm I'm clicking it. [ __ ]
[10:56] it. WB Kids. Okay. Okay. There's no
[10:59] universe. It's not here. It's now just
[11:02] about the the game of reading.
[11:05] >> Historical figures. The Goon Show.
[11:09] What the [ __ ] is that? I'm clicking it.
[11:13] Yeah, we really just we really just side
[11:15] railed here. I think I just threw away I
[11:18] think I just threw away the possible win
[11:20] to click the Goon Show. That was
[11:22] probably a [ __ ] toss. Ooh,
[11:26] that's got to be that's got to be
[11:29] racist. Oh my god. What am I even
[11:32] looking for? Kids WB. I found it. There
[11:35] it is. It should it should be here. It
[11:37] should be here. Oh, or it could have
[11:38] been four kids. I'm not sure. But this
[11:40] No, it had to be here because it has
[11:41] Yu-Gi-Oh, Astro Boy, Mega Man. I just
[11:43] need to find Metabots now. I had
[11:45] Chaotic. It has to be here.
[11:48] No, there's no way. There's no Was it
[11:50] not here? Okay, then. If it wasn't here,
[11:53] then [ __ ] kids.
[11:55] >> Daytime WB.
[11:58] No.
[12:00] [ __ ] I'm [ __ ]
[12:02] I literally put all my marbles into WB
[12:06] Kids and I and it's not here. Damn. I'm
[12:09] [ __ ] This is my only line. What the
[12:11] [ __ ] was it on if not Fox Kids? There's
[12:14] Mystic Knights, Magic School Bus,
[12:16] Magician, Mr. Potato Head. I'm not
[12:18] allowed to control. Got it. Yo, that was
[12:21] impossible.
[12:23] >> Did this mess you up? Kids WB is what
[12:26] they call it online.
[12:27] >> Yeah, I So, at first I was looking for
[12:29] WB Kids, but then I saw Kids WB. I
[12:31] checked the shows. I wasn't seeing any
[12:33] Metabot on there. So, then I went to Fox
[12:35] Kids cuz I knew Fox Kids was another big
[12:37] one. And it turns out that yeah, I was
[12:39] just wrong. It wasn't Warner Pros at
[12:41] all.
[12:43] H
[12:44] >> I literally told my chat I said I'm just
[12:46] going off of this one comment Charlie
[12:49] made and fully believing that I need
[12:52] >> that's like me saying it's the 1928
[12:54] crash and you're like I can't find 28.
[12:56] Everything's saying 29.
[12:57] >> Yeah, I really [ __ ] you guys cuz yeah
[13:00] it just wasn't WB kids. So
[13:02] >> let's start with Concord in parentheses
[13:07] video game
[13:08] >> and we are ending at one of the densest
[13:10] minerals tungsten. Very cool. Yep.
[13:13] That's going to be cool.
[13:14] >> Joe is Balding was a hero shooter game.
[13:18] Uh, you know what? Sometimes you got to
[13:20] roll with the punches, boys.
[13:21] >> Tungsten. Tungsten. Tungsten.
[13:24] I need to get to metals. How do I get to
[13:27] metals? Goodwill. I feel like thrift
[13:30] stores. Amazon could do metal. Amazon
[13:33] sells everything. All right, so I need
[13:36] to end up at tungsten.
[13:38] Steal the bacon doesn't get me there.
[13:41] Washington maybe could get me there.
[13:44] Okay, let's just let's just go here and
[13:46] maybe get into manufacturing or
[13:48] something.
[13:48] >> All right, we're looking for tungsten. I
[13:50] I think this is good. I'm trying to get
[13:51] Charlie out of the entertainment space.
[13:52] I think he moss me in entertainment.
[13:53] We're trying to go minerals here. So, I
[13:55] have to immediately go big picture. The
[13:57] best way to go big picture is to go with
[14:00] big things. Sony entertainment. Okay,
[14:03] you go to Sony corporate group. Where's
[14:05] that going to bring you? It's going to
[14:06] bring you to Japan. I need to go to like
[14:10] just resources
[14:12] like ground ground groundwater.
[14:16] I don't want to collect groundwater.
[14:18] Vaccines, pepsicides. Let's go
[14:20] industrial revolution. Shopping centers.
[14:23] Maybe selling of tungsten, but I don't
[14:25] really think you can buy it at shopping
[14:26] centers. Super blocks. Oh, these are
[14:29] city blocks. Wait, but sidewalks that
[14:32] can get me to asphalt.
[14:34] >> We're trying to go big. We're trying to
[14:35] go broad. We're trying to go to East
[14:38] Asia. Why would we go to East Asia? If
[14:40] you guys don't know, the price of
[14:41] tungsten has almost quadrupled. Now,
[14:44] tungsten is not a speculative product.
[14:46] Why is why is tungsten so expensive all
[14:49] of a sudden? Because of China. We have
[14:53] to get to the economy of China to learn
[14:54] more.
[14:55] >> Oh god, I don't know if industrial revol
[14:57] I don't know if smelting would have
[15:00] tungsten.
[15:01] >> Economy of China. Look at that. There's
[15:03] the main article. China owns a lot of
[15:06] rare metals and they're putting a huge
[15:11] tariff on the export of their metals,
[15:15] including tungsten. This is knowledge
[15:16] they don't have. This is why you get a
[15:19] little treat for being in last. It's
[15:21] going to be here. I'm absolutely
[15:22] positive. It's like a huge part. Energy
[15:25] and mineral resources. There it [ __ ]
[15:27] is. native metal, copper, uh, set, lead,
[15:31] silver, native copper,
[15:33] >> coal, copper, gold, iron, lithium,
[15:35] potach, rare earths, and this article is
[15:40] from a
[15:41] >> I'm done.
[15:44] >> God damn it. I feel like I was so close.
[15:46] >> What? What do you mean you're done,
[15:47] dude? I thought I was cooking. I I went
[15:50] to China because China I don't know if
[15:53] you guys know the price of tungsten's
[15:55] 4xed over the last few years cuz China
[15:57] owns so much of the rare earth metals
[16:00] mines and they have a huge export
[16:02] tariff. So I thought I was a gi
[16:05] >> bro you're going you're going way too in
[16:08] you're going I need to get to China to f
[16:11] because the price of tungsten's four
[16:13] times as much. I'm going I need to get
[16:15] from pop concord to metal. My article is
[16:18] called Rare Earth Industry in China. Did
[16:21] it? It doesn't have it. Just so you're
[16:23] just so you know, I wouldn't have gotten
[16:25] there. So, I guess I overcooked. Joe's
[16:27] at two now. I'm still at zero. Okay. I'm
[16:29] picking
[16:29] >> I'm at I'm at three. I'm at three.
[16:31] >> You're at three.
[16:32] >> All right. Let's really Let's mix his
[16:35] [ __ ] up. Let's do Let's do something
[16:38] really complicated. Let's do double slit
[16:40] experiment.
[16:41] >> Oh.
[16:43] >> Okay.
[16:44] >> Okay. Joe, how much you know about Greek
[16:45] gods?
[16:47] Which ones? Like
[16:49] >> uh let's say Heestus.
[16:53] >> Not a lot.
[16:53] >> Okay, we got to get to Heesus. I got to
[16:55] go fast here. We're going to go to
[16:55] Greek. We're going to go to Greek right
[16:57] right away. We're going to go to Greek.
[16:58] Greek. There we go. We're going to go to
[16:59] Greek gods. And we have to go to Homer.
[17:02] Homer's great. Homer wrote the Iliad.
[17:04] Homer wrote the Odyssey.
[17:05] >> I need to get to Greek gods. I think
[17:08] he's going to go metal. I don't want to
[17:10] go to metal. I want to go to Greek god.
[17:12] I need to get out of here. I need to get
[17:14] to like philosophy. I could even go
[17:17] Isaac Newton here.
[17:19] >> Maybe molecules
[17:21] and go backwards. That's a really dumb
[17:24] way of doing it. Classical mechanics and
[17:26] go backwards. I need to go like way back
[17:30] though. I need to get outside of this. I
[17:32] feel like this was already the wrong
[17:34] path. Achilles. I think Achilles is
[17:37] fine. And then I'll just go to
[17:40] uh I need I just need a god. Um, okay.
[17:43] Let's go to Zeus.
[17:46] Let's go to Hassis.un.
[17:48] >> Wow.
[17:50] >> Okay. I need that. I just need to get on
[17:52] the board. It is what it is.
[17:54] >> Joe, you pick our ender.
[17:56] >> Let's go. Mousy Dong.
[17:58] >> Okay. Quick one.
[18:00] >> Okay. I want to go with um protoplasm. I
[18:04] I don't know what it is. I just But I
[18:06] know the word for some reason.
[18:07] >> We're about to learn.
[18:08] >> Three, two, one, start.
[18:10] >> Okay. Okay, Maadong's going to be so
[18:12] easy. You just got to go to anywhere in
[18:15] China.
[18:16] >> Rotoplasm.
[18:18] Let's go nucleus and see if I can get to
[18:21] like the cultural nucleus or something
[18:23] and get out of science type [ __ ] Maybe
[18:26] steroid hormones
[18:28] and then go for like hormonal research
[18:31] or something. Let's try that. Let's go
[18:34] sex steroids. Polyept. Oh my god. If I
[18:38] can get to peptides and get to like
[18:39] Chinese peptides, holy [ __ ] I'd be
[18:41] cooking. Yeah, let's try that.
[18:45] >> Done.
[18:46] >> Bro, did you go through peptides? Did
[18:47] you go through peptides?
[18:48] >> You already got it.
[18:50] >> I did not go through peptides. I did get
[18:51] it. Yeah, I did get it. I did get it.
[18:52] >> You bad. Oh, I was so [ __ ] close. I
[18:54] made it to peptides and I was going to
[18:55] get to the Chinese peptides. Oh, I
[18:58] [ __ ]
[18:58] >> Chinese peptides is a crazy line.
[19:00] >> You guys are thinking too simply. I'm
[19:02] going 10 layers deep.
[19:04] >> Chinese peptides. And where did that
[19:06] start? Maadong, follow the money. Okay,
[19:08] backs against the wall. Joe's at game
[19:10] point. Charlie's at one. I'm at two. All
[19:12] right Charlie.
[19:12] >> Sounds right.
[19:13] >> Pick our ender. I Our starter is going
[19:14] to be Waw Wa.
[19:16] >> The New Jersey gas station.
[19:17] >> Wait, no. [ __ ] I forgot where you're
[19:19] from. Uh, no, no, no. Sorry. The
[19:21] starters I want to change that. By the
[19:23] way, the starter is going to be Boca
[19:25] Raton.
[19:26] >> I've been there.
[19:27] >> You've been to Boca Raton? Okay. Uh, the
[19:30] >> I went to Boca Raton on spring break.
[19:32] >> Okay. No, the new starter is Titan the
[19:34] Moon. Oh, bro. You can't keep changing
[19:36] it.
[19:36] >> Yo, I can't. You're in game point. I
[19:38] need something that you don't know
[19:39] about. I'm going with Titan the Moon.
[19:40] >> Titan. I've never heard of Titan the
[19:43] Moon.
[19:44] >> All right. All right.
[19:45] >> Yeah. Go ahead.
[19:46] >> This is I think I think I see I think I
[19:47] see one where we can start to shine. We
[19:49] end on celibacy.
[19:51] >> I love it. Joe knows nothing about that.
[19:53] Okay. It's game point. Joe. If he wins,
[19:55] it's over. Okay, here's the plan. It's
[19:57] religion. Titan is based off of a god.
[20:01] That's why they called it Titan. It was
[20:03] the Greek god Zeus, which is what they
[20:06] named it after. How about we go Galileo,
[20:09] who actually I think got a lot of [ __ ]
[20:11] because of Pope and then Catholic Church
[20:17] where we can get to religion. I want to
[20:20] go Greek gods and I want to find virgin
[20:23] like Greek mythology. And then in
[20:27] Odyssey, is there a virgin? I feel like
[20:30] I feel like you could just find a virgin
[20:33] like pretty quickly.
[20:35] Argonauts, the Trojan War, Trojan
[20:38] condoms, and sex. Let's go like
[20:42] mythological.
[20:43] Oh, this is space probe. Probe probe.
[20:47] Probe probe. Maybe I think I'm cooked.
[20:51] Let's go primordial soup. Let's see.
[20:54] Origin of life.
[20:55] >> You could go to religion. Let's take a
[20:57] different path here. Let's go to
[20:59] Christianity. Let's find a Catholic
[21:01] celib celibate priest and then just
[21:03] celibacy
[21:04] >> and then maybe maybe from life.
[21:09] Carl Sean was was he celibate? Let's
[21:12] just we're going to risk it. Oh, there's
[21:14] no way he was celibate.
[21:16] >> Uh I'm going to go to Islam. Oh god.
[21:20] Maybe I should have stayed on
[21:21] Christianity. Celibacy.
[21:23] Are are are Muslims celibate? Oh god,
[21:28] maybe I go back to Christianity.
[21:30] Circumcision.
[21:31] Is that a good idea?
[21:33] >> I see nothing about celibacy. I see
[21:35] baseball.
[21:36] Wait, Bible. Bible. Wait. This is huge.
[21:38] This is actually huge for us. It might
[21:40] just actually be on this page.
[21:42] >> Born of a virgin.
[21:44] Oh god. Virgin birth. What? What are the
[21:48] laws of Moses?
[21:50] Is one of his laws celibacy?
[21:53] Oral law? Seinal emissions.
[21:56] Should I click it? Semen. Nocturnal
[21:59] emission. What does this mean? I'm going
[22:02] to go sexual intercourse.
[22:05] Celibacy.
[22:07] The erect male penis does oral sex.
[22:11] What about non-penetrative sex?
[22:13] >> I got it.
[22:14] >> [ __ ]
[22:15] >> man. What the [ __ ] I I'm on Bishop and
[22:17] I can't find celibacy.
[22:18] >> [ __ ] I had a path that I ended up
[22:21] diverting from and then taking a
[22:23] different path that I thought would
[22:25] work. I originally wanted to go Titan to
[22:27] Greek gods to some sort of virgin, but
[22:31] then I went, "Oh, I could go
[22:32] Christianity, Christian priest." But
[22:34] this is what I did, my exact line. Okay.
[22:36] >> I went Titan Moon, Greek mythology,
[22:39] religion in ancient Rome. God, early
[22:41] Christianity,
[22:43] >> Jesus, Christian tradition, and then I
[22:46] went back to Christianity because I was
[22:47] like, I need to get back to Jesus.
[22:48] Jesus, Mary, perpetual virginity of
[22:51] Mary virginity salacy.
[22:54] >> I just accidentally had an article open
[22:55] of two dudes stroking each other off and
[22:58] I didn't realize and it was up for like
[23:00] a couple minutes, so I got to apologize
[23:02] to anyone who saw that.
[23:05] >> Okay, so Joe, you're the winner.
[23:06] >> I could have had that.
[23:07] >> You crushed. Charlie, you want one final
[23:09] one v one to determine the loser here?
[23:11] >> Yeah, I'm down. I'm down. We We got
[23:13] blasted.
[23:13] >> You're worried I was hustling you? I I
[23:15] think you might have hustled us, man. I
[23:17] did not hustle. You invited me to do
[23:19] this.
[23:19] >> Yeah, that's actually a good point. I
[23:20] didn't think about that. I hustled
[23:22] myself then.
[23:23] >> Okay, Joe, for our final one, this is
[23:25] for the loser and you we know the
[23:26] punishment. Can you pick our starting
[23:27] and ending for both and and me and
[23:29] >> Oh, you want me to pick both?
[23:31] >> Yeah.
[23:31] >> Would you How hard would you like this?
[23:33] >> You know, re like don't make it
[23:34] impossible like one of our [ __ ] ones,
[23:36] but you know, make it better than 40
[23:37] seconds.
[23:38] >> Go Kevin Oly and then end in uh Tarpon
[23:43] Springs Florida.
[23:44] >> Wow. Okay. So, this is who can get to
[23:47] Jinxy first. Really? Okay. I think the
[23:49] path is Jinxy. And I think the fastest
[23:51] path to Jinxy is to go through
[23:55] streaming. How do I get to streaming?
[23:58] >> I need to get to Florida ASAP.
[24:01] I don't remember where he's from.
[24:02] Where's he from?
[24:04] Oh, he's in California. H I took a risk.
[24:07] I wasn't sure. I wasn't sure. Oh, woke.
[24:11] Wait, this could be big. Going through
[24:12] woke could be very big for us. Maybe
[24:14] conservative and go to Florida. List of
[24:17] conservative places or some [ __ ]
[24:19] >> Okay, let's just go Discovery, Warner
[24:21] Bros. Paramount, Sky Dance. Let's go
[24:25] Paramount Pictures. I want Paramount
[24:27] Plus, cuz it's a streamer. No, no, no,
[24:30] no. I'm [ __ ] up. I'm [ __ ] up. How
[24:31] do I get there? How do I get to
[24:32] streaming? How do I get to Twitch?
[24:34] YouTube. How do I get to YouTube? I get
[24:36] to YouTube first. How do I get to
[24:37] YouTube? I I I'm choking. I'm joking.
[24:40] I'm joking. You're watching a man joke
[24:43] in real life and you're doing nothing.
[24:44] United States. United States.
[24:46] >> He shouldn't go jinxy. He really just
[24:48] should go Florida.
[24:48] >> Why am I in the United States?
[24:50] >> Florida and then counties of Florida.
[24:53] >> Nobody talks about it. YouTube.
[24:55] >> No. Why is he going jinxy?
[24:57] >> He makes it so much more complicated.
[25:01] >> I literally do it myself. There it is.
[25:02] >> Oh my god.
[25:03] >> Live streaming.
[25:04] >> Oh, wait. This will bring me to Mara
[25:06] Maraago,
[25:08] bro. Where is it? I'm in foreign policy.
[25:12] 19 doesn't help me, bro. Where is Mara
[25:14] Lago? Legal issues. Surely Mara Lago.
[25:18] No, Mara Lago.
[25:20] >> And then where's Jinxy? I just need any
[25:23] streamer. Give me literally any streamer
[25:25] in this article. Moist critical.
[25:26] >> Dude, he's in Tampa. Just go in Florida.
[25:29] >> Shopify rebellion.
[25:31] >> Just go in Florida. What are we doing?
[25:33] >> The streamers awards. What the [ __ ] is
[25:38] >> Jinxy? Where's Jinxy? Didn't you win
[25:40] gamer of the year? Jinxy Tarpon Springs.
[25:46] >> I did it.
[25:48] >> You sick bastard. I just made it. I just
[25:50] I just
[25:50] >> Did you literally just get it?
[25:52] >> No. No. Well, I was like two clicks
[25:54] away.
[25:54] >> Did you Did you both try I was watching
[25:56] Lwig's POV. I was like screaming that
[25:58] you didn't just go Florida. I'm
[25:59] surprised it worked that well. Charlie,
[26:01] did you go like Florida route or Jinxy?
[26:04] >> I went Florida route. I went SPF woke
[26:06] conservative Trump Mara Lago.
[26:12] And I finally made it here, but I ran
[26:14] out of time. I took too long. I read too
[26:15] much. I went to Sam Bankman Freed off a
[26:18] hunch like, "Oh, maybe he's from
[26:18] Florida." He wasn't. So then instead, I
[26:20] went to woke and I was like, "This is
[26:21] some eye opening stuff." So I stayed
[26:23] there for a minute and then it took me
[26:25] too long.
[26:26] >> Charlie, you're one, bro. Honestly, this
[26:28] where I have to come clean. I literally
[26:29] made this entire challenge up with a
[26:31] punishment cuz I wanted to watch Charlie
[26:33] react to the Jack Maw thing. So I I feel
[26:35] kind of like a winner today even though
[26:37] Joe won. Is this movie even something I
[26:40] can watch on stream? It seems like it's
[26:41] totally copyrighted.
[26:43] >> Is it? You know, no, it's on YouTube.
[26:46] >> It's on YouTube. Yeah. I mean,
[26:48] >> yeah, it'll just get my YouTube taken
[26:50] down for watching the whole thing.
[26:53] >> Um,
[26:54] >> maybe you could ask Jack Ma.
[26:55] >> That's a good question that I didn't
[26:57] consider.
[26:58] >> It looks like a fun bad movie. I just
[27:01] don't think I can watch this whole movie
[27:02] on stream.
[27:03] >> It'll tell you. It'll tell. The YouTube
[27:05] will tell you. You know, it pops with
[27:06] that little thing. I I'll give it a
[27:08] minute right now.
[27:09] >> All right. Well, I'm gonna tap out, but
[27:11] uh I hope you guys have a wonderful rest
[27:13] of your evening slashnight.
[27:15] >> Joe, congrats. Thank you for playing.
[27:16] >> It was fun playing.
[27:18] >> Charlie, I'll follow up if it's safe.
[27:21] >> Sounds good, brother.
[27:22] >> All right. Appreciate y'all.
[27:23] >> I'll catch y'all. Peace.
[27:24] >> Bye, everybody.
[27:25] >> Damn. Joe toasted us.
[27:31] >> Jimmy Neutron.
[27:36] What the [ __ ] is this movie, bro?