--- title: 'I Got Invited to a Looksmaxing Meeting in WoW' source: 'https://youtube.com/watch?v=vC6UT8tS80Q' video_id: 'vC6UT8tS80Q' date: 2026-07-28 duration_sec: 283 --- # I Got Invited to a Looksmaxing Meeting in WoW > Source: [I Got Invited to a Looksmaxing Meeting in WoW](https://youtube.com/watch?v=vC6UT8tS80Q) ## Summary In this humorous World of Warcraft roleplay, the player receives an invitation to an exclusive 'looksmaxing' meeting. The meeting involves bizarre advice like bone smashing and hair transplants, concluding with an expensive membership pitch. ### Key Points - **Invitation Received** [00:02] — The player receives a mail from Ashendral inviting them to a private gathering in the Blue Recluse, asking them to bring a hammer, a mirror, and drinks. - **Acquiring Items** [00:30] — The player acquires a blacksmith hammer and drinks from a vendor, but cannot find a mirror. They proceed to the meeting regardless. - **Meeting Ashendral** [00:55] — At the Blue Recluse, Ashendral greets the player, asks for the items, and accepts the drinks despite the missing mirror. - **Introduction to Bone Smashing** [01:47] — Ashendral claims the player needs improvements and introduces 'bone smashing' – stressing facial bones with a hammer to reshape appearance. - **Additional Tips** [02:43] — Ashendral suggests a hair transplant, new outfits, and daily bone smashing for 2 hours over 3 months to 'ascend' and attract girls. - **Decision to Try** [03:37] — Despite skepticism, the player agrees to give the regimen a shot, noting Ashendral's impressive jawline. - **Membership Pitch** [03:53] — Ashendral offers a membership at 199,000 gold per week with a 75% discount. The player is shocked by the price and leaves to consider. ### Conclusion The video satirizes the looksmaxing trend by placing it in a fantasy MMO context, highlighting its absurdity and high cost. ## Transcript to me. Hello Elon, you and a select few have been chosen to receive this invitation as I believe it will suit you well. Small private gathering, subtle adjustments, noticeable results. If that resonates with you, meet me at the Blue Recluse in Mage Quarter, Stormwind. Bring a hammer, a mirror, and a couple Bring a hammer, a mirror, and a couple of drinks. From Ashendral. Subject: what this means, but I haven't been up to much lately. So, I think it's worth to give it a shot at least. Maybe I can find some new friends. Bring a hammer, a mirror, and a couple of drinks. So, let's try to acquire those things. I'm not really sure where I can get them. I found myself the blacksmith hammer. That should be good enough. And here we can purchase some drinks. I hope this should be enough. I don't know what kind of meeting this is. I can't really seem to find myself a mirror, but let's go there either way. I went ahead to the Mage Quarter. I went inside to the Blue Recluse to see what's up. But just at the entrance, I saw Ashendral, the guy who sent me the mail. He yelled stop at me. I don't know what's going on. He said, "Welcome Elon. I can see you found your way here. Did you bring the stuff?" What did he mean with the stuff? I guess he means the hammer and the drinks. But sadly, I couldn't find a mirror. I told him that. He said it will be fine for today. Okay, he wants me to give him the drinks. I wonder what he's going to do with them. "Thank you," he says. "Let's get started with the introduction. Follow me." Okay. him, but I thought it was going to be other people here as well, not only me. Looks like he's the only one that will be drinking. This is an exclusive meeting. Please keep it a secret. What is this guy talking about? What is going on here? Of course, I told him though that I won't tell anybody. "I've seen tell you need some improvements," he told me. What is that supposed to mean? "Have you heard about bonesmashing?" What is bonesmashing? That doesn't sound the best. No, what is that? I asked him. Bone smashing means that you're stressing your facial bones to try to reshape them and improve appearance. What the hell-y? What kind of meeting is this? Bone smashing? Does he want me to hurt myself to improve my looks? Hmm, okay. Is that really a good thing? Yes, it's proven by many and you would really improve your looks by doing it. Okay, how does it work? Simply take the hammer that I hope you brought and start hitting your facial bone with it. Not hard, just enough to stress the bones. What in the world is going on here? Should I really give this a try? This sounds like a scary procedure. Has this really been confirmed safe and working? I mean, yes. That doesn't sound too convincing in my opinion, but let's see what else he has to say. Stand up for me, please. Okay. Do you want a few additional tips that definitely would help you ascend? Ascend? What the hell-y? I guess so. Why not? By looking at you, I can easily see a hair transplant would be needed. That would increase attractiveness a lot. Also, get some new outfits cuz this one is just, yeah. And of course, bone smashing each day, 2 hours for 3 months. This guy is crazy. What is really going on here? I mean, he's looking kind of good and the jawline is just crazy. Maybe he's actually giving me some good tips. And I guess my hairline isn't the best anymore. But the clothes, are they really that bad? I mean, this guy is close to naked. Hmm, okay. It sounds pretty scary and a lot of work. Is it ascend to your maximum potential, get tons of girls, and become popular? I mean, it doesn't sound too bad, but going through all of this for that, is it really worth it? Hey, I guess I will give it a shot. How often is these meetings? This was just an introduction to sign up for more meetings, you will have to pay. Um, okay. I will have to pay for these meetings. I'm not sure if it's worth it. This overall seems like a very weird and strange thing. Is people really doing this? I guess I am the only one around here, so it doesn't seem to be that popular. I told him I will have know where to find me. Get started with the bone smashing and I will see you whenever. Just a question, how much is the membership to join up on further meetings? That will be a price of 199,000 gold per week. We are currently running a 75% discount, so it's usually very much more expensive. Holy moly, this is a crazy price for a looks maxing meeting. How can it be this expensive? What will I really get out of this? I will have to think about it. Okay, good to know. Goodbye. See you soon, he said. He just vanished. Let's get out of here. What do you guys think? Should I join up the looks maxing membership?