--- title: 'पुलिस से दादागिरी ।। घिस्या का कटा चालान ।। Rajasthani Marwadi Haryanvi comedy video ।#marwadi_masti' source: 'https://youtube.com/watch?v=NfGU_OnEB4g' video_id: 'NfGU_OnEB4g' date: 2026-07-26 duration_sec: 618 --- # पुलिस से दादागिरी ।। घिस्या का कटा चालान ।। Rajasthani Marwadi Haryanvi comedy video ।#marwadi_masti > Source: [पुलिस से दादागिरी ।। घिस्या का कटा चालान ।। Rajasthani Marwadi Haryanvi comedy video ।#marwadi_masti](https://youtube.com/watch?v=NfGU_OnEB4g) ## Summary This is a Rajasthani Marwadi Haryanvi comedy skit depicting a humorous confrontation between a villager named Suresh and a traffic policeman. The sketch revolves around attempts at bribery, mistaken identity, and exaggerated police antics, providing light-hearted entertainment. ### Key Points - **Setting the Scene** [00:16] — Suresh complains about empty roads and lack of income, suggesting a festival might be the reason. His employer urges him to find a way to earn money. - **A Customer Arrives** [01:36] — Suresh spots a potential 'customer' (the policeman) and prepares to approach him, while the employer instructs him to talk and she will sit aside. - **Policeman Caught** [02:06] — Suresh and the employer note that a policeman has arrived, and they discuss the need to handle him carefully to avoid a license fine. - **Helmet and Seat Belt Argument** [02:46] — The policeman asks for license, but Suresh deflects by arguing about helmet and seat belt requirements, leading to a comedic exchange. - **Threats and Bribery** [03:54] — The situation escalates with threats, and Suresh offers a bribe of ₹200 to recharge his balance, but the policeman demands ₹5000 or a challan. - **Sarpanch Claim** [05:28] — The policeman claims to be the village Sarpanch, but Suresh retorts that the uniform makes everyone equal, refusing to back down. - **Mediation and Confusion** [08:13] — A third party tries to mediate, but the policeman insists on seeing license and RC, while Suresh continues to argue about helmet and scarf. - **Seizure Threat and Escape** [09:36] — The policeman threatens to seize the vehicle, but Suresh distracts him by pointing at a liquor truck, allowing them to escape. ### Conclusion The skit ends with Suresh and his employer outsmarting the policeman through distraction and humor, leaving the audience with a light-hearted resolution typical of Rajasthani comedy. ## Transcript [Music] [Praise] [Praise] Hey, speak, my peacock Hey Suresh, come here, is no chicken caught today? Hey, ma'am, how are the chickens? The roads seem empty today. Hey, is there some festival today that no vehicles are visible on the roads? Hey, madam, why is the festival closed? Remember, you should block the festival today. If you want, just turn around at the first intersection. Suresh, at this rate you won't be able to meet your expenses. And the balance in my phone also got exhausted. Madam, you are saying the right thing. But no rooster came and went. Who caught it here? Oh, you are right too. I should go and trap some [ __ ]. Go. Yes madam, should I buy the goat from the bank? I am not taking anyone out of the house. You are right. We will have to make some You are right. We will have to make some arrangements. So you think and I also think. Think about it madam. Someone should come, I thought that while sitting you will have to get angry and go, you will have to work in the sun, my duty is such, yes madam, what you are saying is right, and while standing I feel such, yes madam, what you are saying is right, and while standing I feel hungry, I am also feeling hungry, so fill my hungry, I am also feeling hungry, so fill my stomach with some kadha, so what to do, now I will have to make some arrangement, what will I have to do, should I madam Bundle, what have you done to the other house, you have just gone to the next one, so I will have to do something. Let's go somewhere and catch some vehicle today. Madam, who is this guy who is taking permission from his wife without the permission of his penis ? Hey ? Hey Suresh, I will take permission, why are you worrying, come. Suresh, I will take permission, why are you worrying, come. He has come. Look, look, he has come. Hey madam, who needs four brothers? Look, that [ __ ] has come. Let's just decorate them. You talk to them. I will sit down in the meantime. Okay madam, don't sit. Look who? Hey Okay madam, don't sit. Look who? Hey stop the car, the luggage was there, uncle was standing, hey yes friend, the stop the car, the luggage was there, uncle was standing, hey yes friend, the chosen policeman is chosen policeman is caught, hey there is a policeman and look, there is a grumpy lady and the lady caught me once, the money for the license costing 2000 rupees, hey friend, what you said is right, madam, I got the license transferred, my money transferred, my money came, I earned 10 rupees, came, I earned 10 rupees, hey friend, now let's go, wear a helmet, wear a hey friend, now let's go, wear a helmet, wear a seat belt, hey your mind has gone, you common man, seat belt is a turtle, hey the seat belt is a seat belt is a cap, hey the cap was raided, hey the policeman 's mind is corrupted, who will see if helmet is necessary, then let's get it installed, get it done, hey there is some truth in what you are saying, friend, let's see, who will see if helmet is necessary, then let's get it installed, get it done, hey there is some truth in what you are saying, friend, let's see, transfer done, but the license, hey, scold me, agree, friend, I will adjust the license, friend, friend, I swear on my father, hit me, adjust the license, friend, friend, I swear on my father, hit me, father, friend, the wife If you have eaten the wife then you have beaten the wife's challan, I will challan, I will take the scooter, Ram take the scooter, Ram Patel of the village, five people have information, hey, if you Patel of the village, five people have information, hey, if you agree then you will run away, hey, no, no, don't get scared. Oye Oye Oye Stop Oye Oye Oye Oye Hey can you see this? I am standing in front. Hey Ram, tell me, you bastard, I will cut your dick in two minutes. Hey, I will also take out yours. Don't take it, take it, father. also take out yours. Don't take it, take it, father. Hey, listen, Oye, license in your hand. Which license is it? Say the license and show me the license. I will steal this car too. show me the license. I will steal this car too. I am stealing it for the first time today. Hey, will it be costly to steal? Tell me the spelling. I am also eighth in the class. Hey, don't push. The police have so much guts that if you push them, they can take action against you. If you push, you will get you push them, they can take action against you. If you push, you will get transferred or promoted. Leave it, just Show the RC of the vehicle. You show me your Aadhar card first. Hey Aadhar, can't you see the uniform? Hey, the dress was available in Bavde Bazaar for Rs 33-300. Matodi Lev. Hey, she might not be able to find this dress. You might find someone else. And why are you talking so much? Do n't you know who I am? Hey, whoever it is, it's Andi-Andi. Hey, what's there? Hey, today it's alright Tato. I ask why should I show my license? Hey, listen to me. Remove this hand. First remove your hand. Listen to me. I am the Sarpanch of the village, hey, you must be the Sarpanch of the village, I am here, speak softly, you can lick your madam, when who can butter, understand, hey, you are the Sarpanch of our village, there is nothing in front of this uniform, everyone is equal, your gait should be high, I will be low, you just do one thing, take ₹200 and get your balance recharged, do n't worry unnecessarily, to whom are you giving bribe, who are you giving bribe, you are getting the recharge done, take out 200, 5000, not 5000, get a challan issued for 15000. I will give you 2000 for 5000 likes, don't do this to me friend. I told you to show your license, so show your license. Then take the world. Hey, first show me the license later. And showed the RC of the vehicle. Show its pollution. License idiot. Hey sir, smoke a beedi. Hey, beedi. Hey, he smokes your cigarette leaves. Beedi who are you and me? Get the license. Who is the license, do you understand? Now you are not even wearing a helmet. Hey, thick, go, cut, thick. No matter the helmet is equal. License issue license. Hey friend uncle friend. not see him even a little. What did he have? Wake up. Yes, tell me. Someone should settle the matter soon. Someone should settle the matter soon. I told her what for ₹5000 hey Ram has filled the mother's daughter's card for 5000 I am shocked I asked for a license not for 5000 take out the license don't turn the tables take a little bit take out the license take out the license show out the RC of the car hey what is the matter she is asking for 5000 car hey what is the matter she is asking for 5000 why should I explain to you understood she is just giving a why should I explain to you understood she is just giving a lie for 5000 lie for 5000 she is just giving ₹ who will listen your uncle go and convince him she is just giving ₹ who will listen your uncle go and convince him hey agree you are not a friend go and bring it comfortably you see yes oh you do yes oh you do n't want to ask for a license show the license tell me right now you go friend hey whoever it is I have no idea who you are show the license its a new car car oh the hand of the car the bastard hit you at the gate you are going across and sit in aunt's whip you are talking too much Dora how are you touching this uniform why are you touching it hey hey come here go here you are talking too much go there here Come on brother, explain to madam that I will Come on brother, explain to madam that I will cut one in two minutes. Hey, tell me what has happened. I do n't even know what has happened. Brother, take care of the matter. n't even know what has happened. Brother, take care of the matter. Hold the collar and say Shantji ji, who has gone? How are you talking to them? His name is Suresh. Hey madam, you are not writing it just like that, just Hey madam, you are not writing it just like that, just tell me the name after seeing it. Now you are right. Tell me, your challan will be cut. You have issued their challan. Hey, cut. You have issued their challan. Hey, tell Mela Tanki. So dishonesty. Oh, I know he's a trustworthy person. It has been many years since we started working. Who are you to say such a thing ? Who knows who went? Who are you? Like remembering. We don't even want to know who you are. At least talk to me while staying away. Madam, neither license nor RC. And madam, if you have tied a helmet license nor RC. And madam, if you have tied a helmet and a scarf too. He is saying that this is the helmet. Hey, this is not a helmet. For your safety, we advise you to wear a helmet. If you For your safety, we advise you to wear a helmet. If you ask for safety, you get softness. Hey grandfather, this is not softness but safety. Yes madam, that is the same thing, our grandfather also called it softy, so I also called it softy. Why? It's okay, now you give the money and get your vehicle released, otherwise it will be confiscated, brother, money, challan, challan, there is no released, otherwise it will be confiscated, brother, money, challan, challan, there is no money, there is no RC, your challan will be for Rs. 5000, give minimum Rs. 5000, we will check it now, you won't get even that right now, hey Gojia, the vehicle is lying idle, seize it and come, hey Gojia, the vehicle is lying idle, seize it and come, hey madam, why should I confiscate it, who will talk, come on, come on, stay aside and talk. Hey f hey look that liquor truck bo k bolo truck ku [Music] Madam ka ko truck pada pa ko ton Madam ka ko truck pada pa ko ton Patel Hey Suresh he fools his people he fooled us and went away that old man madam so now do one thing I will bring ₹1 in the morning at the square you go and have pani puri