[00:14] Hey guys, what's up?  Today an adventure awaits me that I never thought I would experience and that I will never that I never thought I would experience and that I will never forget. Peru to try to survive the Amazon rainforest.  Yes, that enormous and terrifying
[00:28] jungle where everything wants to eat you for lunch, from a huge crocodile [music] to a tiny mosquito that can give you 10,000 diseases.  It's like kissing a prostitute.  The good thing is that I'm not going alone.  I'm going with the craziest, most dangerous,
[00:42] alone.  I'm going with the craziest, most dangerous, and wildest people on the entire internet. But what does it do?  What are you doing?  Because? Now that I think about it, it would be safer to go alone, wouldn't it?  I don't know how I fit in there, but somehow I have to
[00:57] fit in.  Okay, let's go.  I don't know exactly what was going through my head when I told them, "Yeah, I'm going with you to the Amazon. We're going to Peru, you bastards." I got on that damn plane with all the
[01:09] [ __ ] attitude, bro. Unfortunately for me, the plane arrived really fast. I'm not in a hurry to go die. Who's in a rush to end up on the news as some stupid tourist brutally devoured by a new Amazonian species? No, but
[01:22] you gotta be positive. I'm in a new country getting to know Peru, and at least if something happens to me, I'll be trending for a couple of hours. While some celebrity everyone forgets about me, even my family.
[01:35] Typical. And I arrived in Peru, my people. It was a pretty tiring trip, so I'm just going to go to sleep and meet to sleep and meet the guys early tomorrow.
[01:49] speed ahead, about to meet the guys. I'm going super fast because I want to get there already. [music] [music] Wild Dylan. Good morning. This is the
[02:01] wildest guy in  The internet. The things he does do n't make sense. He catches alligators, venomous snakes. He lets himself get bitten by the most dangerous animals in the world. Just like that . What is he doing? But why? Why? Why is he doing that? I don't
[02:17] know how he's still alive, honestly. Oh my God. Oh my God. Now I know why if you Google Dylan is gay." It's true. I thought Dylan was in love with me because he tried to
[02:30] kiss me every 10 seconds. Why am I so irresistible? I knew he was handsome, but like, yeah. Then I saw that I'm not the only one. [music]
[02:42] 'm not gay, but it got to me, you know? By the way, these are Bruno and Joel crazy guys who make awesome videos of extreme stuff and animals. No, what's that little thing? That looks like a lizard. Once the gang got together, they
[02:56] In which I'm going to have my first encounter with animals because I'm not going to be in the jungle. Oh, a spider. Ah. [scream] Ah. I have to prepare for what's coming. As soon as I walked in, I met my Peruvian twin.
[03:11] With him. What a brother. Long- But who is Jack? My dad traveled to Peru, I never met my dad. [laughs] If I die in the jungle, I already have a
[03:23] replacement, damn it. They showed me species of animals that I didn't even know existed. What is this? A spinach with legs. [laughs] It [laughs] bit something. It stuck something in me. It stuck
[03:36] Oh, I also interacted with a cockroach because there are plenty of those in the Amazon. Obviously, I couldn't act like, "Oh," because everyone would laugh at me. I had to act tough. I have to
[03:48] But it's not going to kill me. It feels warm in my hand. I think I saw one warm in my hand. I think I saw one of these at McDonald's once. I liked it better the time I found it in my burger, and when I had it
[04:04] walking around, I met so many animals. Oh, it feels so sticky. Love is magic, magic. A simple fantasy. [singing] If they kiss, we kiss them.
[04:16] [laughs] It's like an old man's scrotum. It feels strangely satisfying in your hands. But I fell in love with the ferret. We had a mother-son connection. I nursed it. That says it all. I
[04:28] Go on, go on. It wants milk. Oh, it grabbed my boob. It's biting one of my nipples, and I think it's enjoying it. It weird, but beautiful at the same time. Look at all those insects. What the hell?
[04:42] alien race? How do you know you're from this world? Just because you're here in our world. Do your research, you dogs. Do your research. You thought it was hilarious putting three complicated. Oops, it got in, it got inside, it got into my shirt. Oops, it's
[04:56] squeezing, it's squeezing. Oops, it's going to bite my boob. Hey, it grabbed something. pants off. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, no. No, no, no. It's going to get close to my face. No, it's nasty, it's nasty, it's nasty, it's
[05:11] , but right here it gave me a French kiss with a snake. They put a [ __ ] tarantula on my face for 40 seconds. I've never been so still in my life. I was happy to have passed all
[05:25] A scorpion from Anastasio's place, and he says he's going to sting me. not the scorpion. Oh well, I have to be prepared for anything. No, you bastard, don't beg you. Well, it went to my ear. Oh, no. He's going to squeeze it. He's going to
[05:40] ear. Don't go to the Amazon, son. You won't sleep, you bastard. In the end, I survived the scorpion ordeal, friends. Brother, you became a man. This is what it looks like
[05:53] . Great experience. These I have in my hands are insects, my friends. Insects. They're not dry leaves. They're cute, harmless little animals. Now look at this fat cow kicking what she considers to be dry leaves when they
[06:08] could very well be these beautiful insects. Ignorant fat cow, get away from here, don't...  I want to see. Now I'm ready for the Amazon.
[06:20] at the Amazon. The Amazon is a huge place that makes anyone tremble, even my friends who already know it, but after a few seconds, they relax.
[06:36] risking our lives for views and money, and please like this video. All for the views. [laughs] We're here in the Amazon with Jack, Bruno, and Joel Random. Guys,
[06:50] we're going to go river fishing now in the river. [laughs] As you can see, it's important not to be without
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[08:11] bro? What are you doing here with the women?  You have to go into the jungle with us. I do n't want to go into the jungle. I don't want to go into A man has to come back, girls, please.
[08:25] The first challenge was getting to the boat because, of course, a mountain of mud separated us— all wet, fragile, and super steep. It doesn't look that steep in the video . Oh my God. [scream]
[08:39] One wrong step and you could fall and get your clothes dirty. [scream] And not everything in the Amazon is deadly. But I'm going to narrate it like this because that's how it felt to me [scream] That's the most extreme thing I've ever done. I'd only
[08:52] We got to the boat and started our journey down the most messed-up river in the world. Look at that chocolatey water. I don't even know how to swim. What am I doing there? There are murky things in these waters know how to swim. What am I doing there? There are murky things in these waters . Piranhas, crocodiles,
[09:06] 20,000-meter anacondas. Jennifer Lopez is around here too. If the movies  They're not lying, the first one to die would be the black guy. [scream]
[09:21] Oh, no, no, no. And then the gay guy, but Dylan's going to die because he's an expert. Dylan's going to die because he's an expert. [music] Then it would be me, I think. Hello YouTube. Stop acting all interesting, Bruno. Nobody in that world
[09:35] finds you fascinating. I've never seen anything so disturbing. That your dick was so big it disturbing. That your dick was so big it was impressive. follow me even to the Amazon? It's unbelievable. Now then, our first
[09:50] Amazon. Well, we're going to be fishing with the predictions for today. My prediction is that we're going to get a lot of sun. God is smiling on us. We're going to catch a giant monster and
[10:04] probably one of us will end up in the water because those monsters, if you're not into the water. There's one, there's one, there's one. He's already There's one, there's one, there's one. He's already pulling one in. What's he doing? Ah,
[10:17] he's acting very strange. He was very confused. No I knew that's how you helped your partner fish. It's like, he's fishing, the other guy gets behind him and that gives him support. I'm learning so much. And the first one came out.
[10:30] It's small and looks normal, but it's from the Amazon. That little [ __ ] knows his stuff. I didn't name is. What's his name? What's his name? Canero. What's your name? Guapo.
[10:45] I don't know anything about fish. He's the expert. I know so little about fish that I don't know if it's a fish now or if it's still a fish. I had a lot to process. Now it was my turn. I had to show everyone what we guys who
[10:58] jerking off are made of. [laughs] Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull , pull. Pull it for me, Jack. Pull it for me. Dude, you've got something huge, bro. Oh, you're coming. Come on, Jack. You gotta come, Jack. Quick. Oh,
[11:12] You gotta come, Jack. Quick. Oh, oh, [scream] And I did it.  I was so excited, so elated, that my brain just went Bluetooth device is connected and I said, "What does that look like?"   It
[11:28] looks like a dragon.  [laughs] It looks like a dragon.   It looks like a dragon.  [laughs] Why?  Of all the cool things I could have said, like, as a friend, "He's a great fish" or "He's too big," I can't
[11:41] believe it.  I mean, it looks like a dragon.  It really was very strange.  It doesn't look like a has a sharp, poisonous tip, I mean, it's an Amazonian monster.   I caught him.  Free him, Je. But look what the hell I pulled out
[11:56] That. Goodbye, Pokémon.  I never thought I'd catch a Pokémon in the Amazon. Now Joel pulled out another fish.  We were going Now Joel pulled out another fish.  We were going non-stop.  Oh.  Oh.
[12:08] Wow.  Check this out. Look what Joel pulled out, brother.  [Music] could literally be the ex-girlfriend of anyone pervert who'll say, "Mm, that toothless little mouth [music]
[12:21] like an old lady's. Mmm, I'd let you bite me, but I won't tell you where. No, you damn perverts, you disgust me. Do you think there are bigger things than assure you there are. Remember, we're on the biggest and
[12:33] most dangerous river in the world. Inside those waters are sea monsters, sorry, river monsters. We kept pulling them out, pulling them out nonstop. Chiquipun, Chiquip. Come on, Jack. Go on. Look what I pulled out. It looks like it was
[12:47] Look at this guy's whiskers. Now this is a real fish. Mr. Fish, how are you? Suddenly we stopped pulling anything out. All the fish went to sleep. Manifesto, manifesto, [music] manifesto.
[13:00] We were tired, dehydrated, and sticky. Especially Dylan, who had a lot of fun with the guide. The face, sir, the guide was incredible. Ah, fish liquid. YouTube is fish liquid. And nothing else was coming out, there was no other option but to go
[13:14] back. On the way back we saw two amazing landscapes. This gorgeous Amazonian sunset, so breathtaking, beautiful, something you'd never expect from a beautiful, something you'd never expect from a place like this. And this,
[13:29] to bring his dog to the Amazon. Seriously, pure happiness. Hehehe hahaha. And nobody imagined that we were going to end up lost and stranded in the middle of the Amazon River at night. We're stuck, man.
[13:41] Our guide started sticking a stick in the water because the boat was stuck. I got worried. The cameraman started crying. It was getting darker and darker as the know, being on the Amazon River at night is extremely dangerous. You become
[13:54] easy prey for anything. The man didn't want to tell us that we were screwed. The fish even froze with fear. [laughs] We finally got out of there, but now we were  Lost.
[14:08] This had never happened to them before, but then I go and it happens to them. Apparently, cabins. We've been lost for four hours. because of the darkness, and I learned in school that there are no stupid questions,
[14:20] stupidest one. Boss, we're lost. Normally the pass was over there, just the beaches, right now there's the river and the beach. In short, we were lost. [scream] We're lost, teacher.
[14:34] Danilan was trying to calm us down, right? I mean, he was taking his time to get our bearings, but it's like a trip like this , a leisurely trip like this through one of the most terrifying places on the planet in
[14:47] My companions started acting strange. Remember, they're not the same as us. The jungle and the night affect them hard.
[15:03] Well, folks, we've been lost for 24 hours now . Dylan started eating Joel's flesh a little while ago. He pulled down his pants and ate his...  Meat. The driver hasn't told us we 're lost. That makes it even more tense.
[15:17] I see the light. We climb a little. They came to get us. Problem solved. Here comes help. Wow. Uh, they got lost, but they were in the Amazon. They probably took some great photos to remember the place. This is the only photo I
[15:29] have in my gallery. I look like a [ __ ] lesbian. No way. And not one of the sexy ones, not one of those who became lesbians because no man paid them any attention. [laughs] My people, help has arrived. I was
[15:42] thinking, well, the day's over, time for bed, but it wasn't time for a wild night hike into the [ __ ] Amazon rainforest, baby. If Dylan encounters things like this during the day happen to us at night? We ventured deeper into the jungle and sure enough, what I feared,
[15:57] what I feared. Horrible things started appearing, right? Well, this is cute. And what a beautiful little thing it is. Like, damn,  They want to kidnap me now. Oh no. I'm going to be on YouTube. How cringeworthy. Oh, a
[16:10] butterfly with magical colors. A bunny. How cute. Wait a minute, am I grandma's garden? Why are all the animals cute? Where the heck is the extreme stuff? Oh, yeah, there's the extreme stuff.
[16:23] Oh, look what's here. It's a whip spider, and it's eating. That spider is horrible . A mistake of nature, a biological disaster. I was totally terrified. Yes, I'd met some animals before, but those were almost
[16:37] have never seen a human in their lives. Who knows what tricks these ones are up to, right? Anyway, Dylan grabbed it like it was nothing, and it was obvious what was coming. It was obvious. And he put it on his face because he loves having weird animals on his face.
[16:51] How awful. And of course he'd want to put it on me, on me. No, ha, you're fine. No, no, no, never. Think about it  Always. Now never. How awful. Oh my God. Calm down, calm down. Oh
[17:06] Winning. Let's go. Uh, a terrifying experience. This same one they put on Ron Wesley's face. And that's from a fictional movie, it happened to me in real life. Dog, winning. Jack. I honestly didn't feel like a winner at
[17:20] that moment, but oh well. I, I take it off, take it off, Rooid. Oh, quick, quick, man. Look at these paths. [laughs] Ah. Ah. Oh, it's too
[17:32] difficult. There are ants and bugs everywhere. There are ants and bugs everywhere. And the bomb. You'll
[17:45] What a bomb. And the walk still wasn't over. What time do these people sleep? We found several species of little animals, little frogs, ants, bullets, even cockroaches. Ah, what are they doing here if their relatives are
[17:57] at McDonald's? At Burger King there were many little frogs. One even Hey, it stayed there. Yeah, it stayed there. It's been with Let's give it a name. Let's give it a name. It's called Stitch. It's my new friend.
[18:11] called Stitch. It's my new friend. And Lilo, where's she? Here, said this. It's crazy that no It's crazy that no snakes have been seen around here.
[18:27] and when I manifest a damn snake, the damn snake appears think it's going to bite hard. Obviously, Wild Dyane was up to her old tricks again. She got me all over .
[18:42] n't bite my face, I'm fine, because that's how I make a living. In fact, guys, this boa says Dylan is going to come with us because it's super calm to true. Now we're supposed to go down this way without disturbing the
[18:56] looks very harmless, but from what I researched  It bites hard. Uh-oh. So my job was not to make it angry the whole hike, because I did have to keep it the whole hike. The guys forgot to take it off me, and I felt
[19:10] bad asking them to because #introvert. This path isn't the best for carrying a nasty snake in your hand, because little, like it was squeezing me, saying, "Hey, walk properly, you son of a [ __ ]! If we
[19:24] and I'll grab on with my mouth, dog." It was the most tense hike of my relaxed. As I explained in a short, snakes don't have eyelids. These crazy things sleep with their eyes open because they don't have eyelids. They coil in
[19:38] a very particular way around a stick, and here comes my biggest challenge of my life: getting through this know what I'm doing with my life. I should be at home watching a show. You know what that is?
[19:51] A wasp . A wasp. Run, [ __ ]. Run. Run now. After that great hike, we could finally go and rest. If you can call it rest, going to bed in this rain that feels like the
[20:04] this rain that feels like the deluge. know whether to try to sleep or start building an ark and say, "Guys, before this gets worse." But this doesn't end here. That was just my
[20:19] first day.  There are still bites, piranhas, caimans, and the long-awaited kiss Like the video so the editor feels pressured to hurry up and edit part two. By the way, Dylan and Bruno's channel, and Joel Random, want much
[20:31] all the crazy videos they have in the jungle. They're really good. That's all for Subscribe, like, and here's my Instagram if you want to see this Instagram if you want to see this in photos. Bye!