[00:02] I know you've heard me blabber endlessly about Tik Tok degenerates harassing fast food employees for content calling it pranks. I hate that garbage. And I've got something a little bit different that still shares a lot of the similar
[00:16] DNA. This is like the the remix. Now the video starts in the middle of the hubbub. We don't get the intro to it. So we're left to just kind of piece together what was going on. I don't know if there ever will be like
[00:30] explain how we got to this point, but this insufferable douchebag starts filming one of the employees who was on the phone with authorities reporting him for being disruptive and making threats, which is something this guy loves to do.
[00:45] While he himself is filming, he is still hurling threats at the McDonald's employees about like jumping over the counter, beating their ass, that kind of thing. And it doesn't go the way you think it goes. I actually cannot believe
[01:01] that this [ __ ] lobotomite posted this on his own free will. This is one of it out of someone. Like if you were locked in Guantanamo Bay and they were trying to get access to this video, you just take it to the grave. You just let
[01:14] the [ __ ] electric cord like the jumper cables on the nipples go through. word cuz this is just so shameful. And this guy unapologetically posted himself because he is that brain dead. He is that [ __ ] poisoned by the idea of
[01:29] himself. >> You Hey, hey, Hassan. Bro, this nigga's [ __ ] Hey, come here, kid. Get my food. ass on my dead [ __ ] >> jumped over the counter.
[01:43] [ __ ] >> He was bagging and now he's jumping on counter at me. >> I'll jump [ __ ] I'll beat y'all ass [ __ ] are you talking about? [ __ ] you're not getting my food, [ __ ] ass
[01:55] >> This is the Zen master on the phone right there. He's just looking at him disappointed. He's actually kind of like begging him to come over that counter. I feel like he was just ready to serve the [ __ ] knuckle sandwiches instead of
[02:07] the happy meal. So, the guy is doing his best to seem all hard and tough and it best to seem all hard and tough and it is a flop. This [ __ ] is not hitting the way he thinks it does. The employees just look annoyed, not scared. He's
[02:21] the police can get him out of there, I'm guessing. And the whole time this guy is filming his POV of being just a sniveling little worm just threatening try and get over the counter and you can see him like kind of huff and puff a
[02:36] is like like crawling on top of the counter like some kind of [ __ ] freak. And then the guy is still just staring a he's on the phone. >> Um I'll beat y'all ass right now. I'm a
[02:50] genius. I'll beat y'all ass. Hey, on my dead [ __ ] you better not bro. On my dead [ __ ] On my dead [ __ ] you're playing, bro.
[03:04] >> Sorry. Ow. [ __ ] I didn't even I didn't even do the [ __ ] bro.
[03:19] >> Yeah? >> Now you >> I guess climbing over the counter proved to be too much for him, a Herculean task he couldn't complete with his [ __ ] glass bones and paper skin. He's too
[03:31] So, instead he walks around to open the door, but then the other employee meets him there and he [ __ ] busts that door open, hits him with the door. It was He hits him with the door and then gets him in a headlock and then just starts
[03:45] walking him out the door and the whole time you can hear him like choking. He's like, "But I didn't do shit." And then he throws him out and you can still hear him like like coughing and like gargling like that. And he posted this by the
[03:59] Looking like a complete fool, like a total [ __ ] He posted this himself and is getting endlessly clowned on in the comments. I saw this cuz Matt sent it to
[04:11] me earlier today and was like laughing at this guy. It is incomprehensible. A to act like this in public. I can't [ __ ] stand people that get all steamed about It sounds like he didn't get his food in a timely fashion and
[04:25] then I guess made like a big ruckus about it so then they refused him service and then he got all angry, started threatening them, climbing over the counters and then they called the authorities. And then he really wanted
[04:37] to be the big tough guy and just got completely gangnam styled on. Like holy [ __ ] he couldn't have looked more pathetic if he tried. And he posted this video. We're not looking at like CCTV footage here. We're not looking at like
[04:52] the employees POV. This is through the empty eyes of the loser himself. What empty eyes of the loser himself. What would possess you to post this video? I actually I can't think [snorts] of a single reason for it. Like again, it has
[05:08] viral for him and it'd get so many up dudes and all of this attention and then be able to snowball into social media career. And while the video has popped off on TikTok, he himself has seen no upside. Like I was looking and it's not
[05:24] like his followers went up. He's tried to like spam content like over the last 24 hours. The cuz this video is like 2 days old. And over the last 24 hours he's just been vomiting out all kinds of useless garbage. And nobody's watching
[05:37] there just to leave a mean comment and make fun of him. make fun of him. So like I don't I really cannot imagine why someone would ever think to post something as shameful as this,
[05:51] especially this goober in particular because a lot of what he posts is him flexing. So, like in one of them he's flexing money and like dancing around You can't like you have completely ruined your ability to even put on that
[06:05] facade because this video exists on your page that you posted on your own volition of just getting actually [ __ ] wedgied out of a McDonald's, dude. Like I don't know what you were thinking. So, like all of his flexing is
[06:18] just so flat and it's so lame and he's desperately trying to cling to this like proudly calling himself the McDonald's guy cuz he couldn't even get the name of the restaurant right in his own post. So, he's the McDonald's guy. Yeah, man.
[06:32] legs. I'm sure it'll take off like the Costco guys or some [ __ ] You're the McDonald's guy. You know, the hemorrhoid that goes into McDonald's stirring up trouble causing a big scene so that way you can start filming and acting hard
[06:49] and then you end up just getting manhandled and thrown out while whimpering. Pretty cool, man. I just don't get what would ever possess someone to post some [ __ ] like this. Anyway, if you don't
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