[0:00] Not only are you looking at a fun-sized
[0:02] Florida man, you are also gazing upon
[0:05] the only man in America to not receive
[0:07] his Trump phone. It seems everyone's
[0:11] getting it. Everyone, it's Johnny Apple
[0:13] Seed out here just tossing out the Trump
[0:15] mobile device to all all the good boys
[0:17] and girls that have been waiting for it
[0:19] for a year. Except me. I'm I'm Squidward
[0:22] in the window watching Spongebob and
[0:23] Patrick go out there and have fun in the
[0:25] sun. Where is my Trump phone? I I still
[0:28] I'm not getting any emails, so I can't
[0:30] complete the payment to get the the
[0:32] phone shipped to me. I I'm not getting
[0:34] any kind of communication. I'm hitting a
[0:36] brick wall here. They they are
[0:38] sabotaging my order. I want my Trump
[0:41] phone, damn it. And And forgive, pardon
[0:44] my French, but I'm getting peeved. I
[0:46] like I'm I'm going to say it. It's
[0:48] feeling a little bit a little [ __ ] up
[0:51] what they're doing to my order over
[0:53] there or what they're not doing with it
[0:54] or treating it like toilet paper. They
[0:56] don't value me as a customer. Now, I've
[1:00] been trying my best to avoid all of the
[1:03] videos like dissecting it and going over
[1:05] the Trump phone because that's big
[1:08] spoilers for me. I'm I'm treating this
[1:09] [ __ ] like the Harry Potter readers
[1:12] treated the Dumbledore stuff. Like, I'm
[1:15] trying to avoid it. I don't want it
[1:17] ruined. But I did see
[1:20] an irresistible
[1:22] uh coverage of it that I I I started
[1:25] watching, but I refused to complete
[1:26] because I still want to get that that
[1:28] that experience fresh when it eventually
[1:32] lands in my my paws. But I saw this
[1:34] video here from Snazzy Labs and I want
[1:38] to show you a little bit about it cuz my
[1:39] god, it is blasted the hype levels
[1:42] through the roof for me watching him go
[1:44] through this. But first, before getting
[1:47] into that, let's go ahead and give my
[1:49] pals at customer service a little ring
[1:52] because maybe they have more information
[1:54] about where my Trump phone is. Everyone
[1:57] gets to play with their new Trump phone
[1:59] toys except for me. So, I'm
[2:04] calling them again, getting them on the
[2:06] horn. See what's going on.
[2:13] Press one to open a new Trump mobile
[2:15] account. Otherwise, press two for
[2:17] support with an existing Trump mobile
[2:19] account.
[2:20] >> Press two. It's always
[2:21] >> Thank you for calling Trump mobile. Your
[2:22] call is very important to us. To ensure
[2:25] the highest level of customer care. This
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[2:30] and training purposes. Please hold and
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[2:34] be with you shortly. You can also visit
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[2:38] trump.com to apply for a new account or
[2:42] access your personal account portal.
[2:45] >> I feel like I have more calls.
[2:47] >> Thank you for calling Trump mobile. This
[2:48] is Kyler. How may I help you?
[2:50] >> Hey, I just wanted to check on the
[2:52] status of my Trump phone. See if it's
[2:54] shipped yet.
[2:57] >> Okay, I could assist you with that. Um,
[3:00] could I get your first and last name,
[3:02] please?
[3:02] >> Charles White.
[3:05] >> Charles White.
[3:07] >> Yes.
[3:08] Okay. Um, so it says that the device
[3:13] assignment process is not yet complete.
[3:16] >> What does that mean?
[3:20] So that means that um
[3:25] that the phone has not been shipped out
[3:28] yet and that um
[3:35] we also
[3:38] haven't probably received Did you ever
[3:40] get the link about the remaining balance
[3:42] of the phone? No, I was looking for that
[3:44] in spam and trash and everywhere, but I
[3:47] haven't received any emails about it.
[3:51] >> Okay, Mr. White, another way that you
[3:53] can probably look and see if it's there
[3:55] is if you log into your customer portal
[3:58] and it um some of our customers also can
[4:02] find it there. If not, then we would
[4:05] just need to maybe do like maybe a few
[4:11] weeks or something for the phone to go
[4:13] out.
[4:14] But usually uh you will be getting a
[4:17] link to remember I mean to get the rest
[4:20] of the phone paid off.
[4:23] >> Okay. Yeah, I was just waiting for that
[4:24] email to come through. I thought I
[4:26] thought maybe when it shipped it'd be
[4:28] sent to the inbox, but I haven't got it
[4:30] yet. I can I can check the portal again,
[4:32] but I tried earlier and that didn't
[4:35] yield any good results on my end.
[4:41] >> Okay. Um, I'm going to check one more
[4:43] thing for you. Can I put you on a brief
[4:45] call please?
[4:46] >> Yeah, of course.
[4:48] >> Okay.
[4:51] At least they got the boner jams back.
[4:53] Last time I called, there was no music.
[4:56] Where's my Trump phone, bro?
[5:00] Hey, don't [ __ ] with me over there, I
[5:01] guess.
[5:02] >> Um, so the phones are have been being
[5:05] shipped out. Um, it's only a matter of
[5:07] time before you can get that link. So,
[5:11] >> okay.
[5:12] >> We're just waiting for that link pretty
[5:14] much.
[5:16] >> All right. Well, I appreciate it. Thank
[5:18] you.
[5:20] >> Thank you. And I'm so sorry for that.
[5:22] Um, if you have any questions, please
[5:24] don't hesitate to call us. Thank you for
[5:25] calling mobile.
[5:27] >> All right, that sounds good. You have a
[5:29] good rest of the day.
[5:31] >> You too. Bye-bye.
[5:32] >> Bye.
[5:34] >> [ __ ]
[5:37] Where is my damn Trump phone? Son of a
[5:40] [ __ ] Oh gee Willickers. Holy, bro.
[5:44] Everyone's getting their Trump phone.
[5:46] They're dissecting it. They're playing
[5:48] basketball with it except me, bro. I've
[5:51] been on the in the trenches with this
[5:54] godamn Trump phone. What incarnation,
[5:58] man? Where's It's It's so sad. How am I
[6:02] supposed to make patriotic phone calls
[6:04] without it? All of my phone calls and my
[6:07] text messages have been encrypted with
[6:09] communism, and I need that to change
[6:12] ASAP with the T1 device. I'm I'm I'm
[6:16] compromised. I'm raw dogging the
[6:19] telecommunications world right now
[6:20] without a [ __ ] American blanket over
[6:22] my my communications, and it's making me
[6:24] upset.
[6:26] But luckily, the customer service rep
[6:30] assured me basically any day now. Just
[6:34] waiting on waiting on my link to come
[6:36] through the old email so I can finish
[6:38] the payment. Uh as as for the like login
[6:41] portal, I can't get that to work. I
[6:43] genuinely can't get that to work. I I
[6:45] don't I don't know how to access that
[6:49] section there to to get the the
[6:52] payments. it like it's it's extremely
[6:54] difficult. Like I I don't know why. Like
[6:56] I feel like I have more calls to the
[6:58] customer service department of Trump
[6:59] mobile than I do my own family. Like
[7:01] it's unreal. And I still don't have the
[7:04] Trump phone. And I I don't feel any
[7:05] closer to getting it because everybody
[7:07] with even a passing understanding of
[7:09] electronics and the global supply chain
[7:11] knew the problem on day one. You just
[7:12] you can't make a smartphone on US soil
[7:15] at any price in 2026. And at $500, you
[7:19] likely couldn't even assemble one here
[7:21] with globally sourced components. And
[7:23] that was really the tell. The phone, it
[7:25] was never the point. Standing up the
[7:26] Trump mobile brand was. After a year of
[7:29] changing renders and specs and ship
[7:31] dates and being shady to the press, the
[7:32] phone I was sure would never arrive
[7:36] just showed up at my door.
[7:37] >> Must be [ __ ] nice, eh, Bucko? Cuz
[7:40] mine hasn't shown up anywhere except in
[7:42] my wet dreams.
[7:44] Damn it, man. But yeah, this is
[7:47] something everyone's talked about since
[7:48] the genesis of Trump mobile. All of
[7:51] their claims are hoie, actual hoie. At
[7:54] the price point they were saying that
[7:56] could never be made on US soil. And like
[7:59] he said, probably not even really
[8:01] assembled here either. Like the whole
[8:04] thing was very, very fishy from the
[8:06] beginning. And I personally believe that
[8:08] the reason they were able to finally
[8:10] ship out a phone is because the volume
[8:13] of orders is not what they were saying
[8:15] it was. Especially after the huge data
[8:18] breach they had all but confirming that
[8:20] even giving like I don't I don't know
[8:22] what I'm allowed to speak on there, but
[8:24] basically the numbers that were being
[8:26] touted were not accurate. And I think
[8:28] because the number of actual customers
[8:30] was much much much much lower, they were
[8:34] able to just basically refurbish an
[8:38] existing phone, tweak it a little bit,
[8:40] and send that to the customers so that
[8:41] way it wasn't just getting nothing and
[8:43] just letting it be like a lost in the
[8:46] ether type [ __ ] You see, Trump posted
[8:48] on X that orders were going out a couple
[8:51] of weeks ago. My order was 421. So I
[8:53] figured I'd be pretty near the front of
[8:54] the line. And I started checking my
[8:56] inbox daily, but I was getting nothing.
[8:59] So I finally dug into the spam folder,
[9:01] even though I'd marked everything from
[9:02] Trump Mobile to come in as priority. And
[9:05] well, there it was from the day before.
[9:07] An invite telling me that my T1 was
[9:09] ready and that I owed the remaining
[9:11] balance.
[9:11] >> So when I saw this, it started to give
[9:14] me hope that maybe it was buried in my
[9:15] spam somewhere, my invitation to the
[9:18] ball.
[9:20] No, no, it wasn't.
[9:22] >> Now, before any MAGA numbum nuts fire up
[9:24] the Gmail sensors conservatives cannon,
[9:27] this is an own goal of historic
[9:29] stupidity. The first email had its
[9:31] demark records configured incorrectly.
[9:33] That's the setting that proves an email
[9:35] came from where it claims to come from.
[9:37] Something they teach you on baby's first
[9:38] day of it admin. I think they figured
[9:41] this out because a few days later, a
[9:43] corrected follow-up arrived, but it
[9:44] still landed in spam. Why? Well, because
[9:47] it authenticated against
[9:48] info.ameirst-patriots.com
[9:51] instead of Trumpmobile.com, a hallmark
[9:53] of fishing. It went out over bulkblast
[9:55] infrastructure, a hallmark of fishing.
[9:57] It screamed at you to pay now, a
[9:58] hallmark of fishing, and ran every link
[10:00] through a tracking redirect, a hallmark
[10:02] of fishing. Gmail just did exactly what
[10:04] it was designed to do. Put the most
[10:05] likely trash in the trash.
[10:07] >> Trash?
[10:09] Well, I never doesn't sound like trash
[10:11] to me. So what if it had all the
[10:14] telltale signs of fishing? What's wrong
[10:17] with that? H getting a little upset now
[10:20] that a a a phone company gets a little
[10:24] motion, wants to, you know, get hose you
[10:26] down for a little bit of clams. It's I
[10:30] don't see the issue. I I think this is a
[10:32] Gmail blunder here. I wouldn't be
[10:35] surprised if Gmail finds itself at the
[10:37] ass end of a lawsuit here in a moment,
[10:39] >> but I found it. So, I I click through
[10:41] and uh what the I can't log in and I
[10:45] know my credentials are right because I
[10:46] use a password manager, but figuring
[10:48] maybe they rehashed everything after the
[10:50] data leak, I I go to reset the password.
[10:52] I create a new one. That all happens
[10:54] successfully. But then I meet the login
[10:55] flow. Surely built by the lowest bidder
[10:57] 11 time zones away. Username and
[10:59] password. Then there's a consent box and
[11:01] then a two-factor field below it. And
[11:03] the code that it is alleged to have
[11:04] emailed me. Yeah, it's not it's not in
[11:07] my spam. It's not in my inbox. It's not
[11:09] in all mail. It does not exist. The
[11:11] two-factor code that Trump mobile swears
[11:14] it sent me simply does not and will
[11:16] never exist. Which I guess leaves me one
[11:19] option. The one thing that no human
[11:21] being wants to do in 2026. I had the
[11:25] same [ __ ] problem with trying to log
[11:27] in. So seeing this showed me I'm not
[11:31] alone. There's dozens of us, dozens of
[11:34] customers that can't log in because it
[11:37] doesn't [ __ ] work at all. Oh my good.
[11:40] I don't even know how you I don't even
[11:42] know how you ruin that. I didn't even
[11:43] know. Like that's boilerplate [ __ ] for
[11:45] for like websites, right? Like that is
[11:48] something that's existed for actual
[11:49] decades without issue and somehow Trump
[11:52] mobile found a way to [ __ ] it up. That's
[11:54] actually impressive. like genuinely
[11:56] impressive to somehow blunder that cuz I
[11:58] thought maybe it was like some problem
[11:59] when setting up my account or whatever,
[12:01] but he's talking about it here in the
[12:03] video as well. So, it just doesn't work.
[12:05] His solution was calling customer
[12:07] service to finish like push it through
[12:09] the finish line that way, which I mean
[12:12] me and the Trump mobile customer support
[12:14] team, we're we're like this. We are
[12:16] tight. We're we're like family over
[12:18] there. But I figured they're probably a
[12:20] little exhausted hearing from me. And
[12:23] they did say on the phone that, you
[12:25] know, it should be coming to my inbox at
[12:27] some point. And I am well aware that I'm
[12:30] not in like the first wave of buyers. He
[12:32] was definitely way before me. So, I'm
[12:34] going to give it a little bit, you know,
[12:37] a little refractory period here. And
[12:39] hopefully it'll semi-chub itself back up
[12:41] and I'll be in that wave like the next
[12:43] time they come around. But if not, then
[12:45] I'll do the same path here, following
[12:47] his tutorial going through customer
[12:48] service to try and push it through that
[12:52] way and and we'll see how that goes. But
[12:54] for now, I'll just leave it where it is
[12:56] and just continue to patiently wait.
[12:58] >> I enter my card number. I agree to
[13:00] payment terms, but I do not click the
[13:02] marketing opt-in to which quote,
[13:03] "Consent is not a condition of any
[13:05] purchase." End quote. And yet, it
[13:07] totally is. This field is required or
[13:10] they will not let you buy the phone. Uh,
[13:12] I just I don't even care anymore. They
[13:14] leaked all my data out to to the
[13:15] internet. Whatever. I click the button
[13:18] and huh? Oh, well, look at that. A text
[13:21] message from Chase flagging a
[13:23] transaction from TMI hardware as
[13:25] potentially fraudulent.
[13:26] >> It is so [ __ ] interesting how every
[13:29] single step of trying to get a Trump
[13:31] phone is miserable and half of the [ __ ]
[13:34] that they show like on what you need to
[13:36] do and like when it's coming and all
[13:37] that is just wrong. So like here it even
[13:40] says you don't have to consent to that
[13:43] and then when he tries to, you know,
[13:46] finish the page, it turns out he does
[13:48] actually have to which is just a classic
[13:51] when it comes to this where it says
[13:52] something and then immediately
[13:54] contradicts itself like like right
[13:56] afterwards. Like they can't even get
[13:58] their own information correct on a
[14:00] single page or a single step. I cannot
[14:04] wait to open this because this is
[14:05] already amateur hour. I tore part of the
[14:07] label off because I thought this was
[14:09] from eBay because well it was dropped
[14:11] off at a UPS store in person by hand
[14:13] which nobody's doing if they're doing
[14:14] volume and then also the label is cut
[14:16] out of paper that they printed on like
[14:19] an inkjet printer. It gets even better
[14:22] because they told me that they were
[14:23] going to ship a SIM card with the
[14:24] package. But look at this. I received a
[14:27] handwritten letter handressed envelope
[14:31] that I thought was a a birthday card cuz
[14:33] like what else would it be? Nope. It's
[14:36] my Trump mobile SIM card. This is the 47
[14:39] plan. Oh, beautiful. Yeah. So, this
[14:42] makes it painfully clear, even without
[14:44] the data breach information that came to
[14:46] light through that, that their claim of
[14:48] 600,000 pre-orders for the Trump phone
[14:51] is complete barnacles. There is no world
[14:55] where they would be shipping like this
[14:57] if it's 600,000 customers. You don't
[14:59] need to be a genius to see that. Like,
[15:01] like just think about that for a second.
[15:04] How would they even go about dropping
[15:06] off by hand 600,000 of these puppies at
[15:09] the UPS store? And also a [ __ ]
[15:12] handwritten envelope that does look like
[15:15] a birthday card that they're shipping to
[15:17] each customer as well. They're not doing
[15:19] that if it's 600,000 or so pre-orders.
[15:23] That is something they can only do if
[15:24] it's significantly
[15:27] lower volume, like a a not huge amount
[15:30] of customers. So, I think just in the
[15:33] way that he received his Trump phone
[15:35] immediately paints the obvious picture
[15:37] that they didn't have that many
[15:39] pre-orders. [ __ ] is turbo goofy, man.
[15:42] They ship the Trump phone like it's an
[15:45] Etsy order where you're like it's an
[15:47] individual handling each of these. It's
[15:50] so odd. Like I I I already had very low
[15:55] expectations on how all this would be
[15:57] like the [ __ ] circus here, but I
[15:59] couldn't have expected that. Now, like I
[16:02] said, I I really didn't want any
[16:04] spoilers, but I couldn't resist at least
[16:06] seeing the process here and everything
[16:07] that he was going through. Protective
[16:09] case inside lid
[16:13] T1 quick start guide. This
[16:17] This is printer paper. This is printer
[16:20] paper. And look at the toner. They're
[16:22] running out of ton. This was literally
[16:24] printed on an inkjet printer. Look how
[16:27] pixelated the flag is over here. They've
[16:29] ran out of ink near the end.
[16:32] T1 quick start guide. And here's my
[16:36] packing slip. Was this typed out on
[16:38] Microsoft Word? What is this? Oh my
[16:42] gosh, this is great. And there's another
[16:45] SIM card. Proudly assembled in the USA.
[16:51] Um, are you sure? What does assembly
[16:54] mean? We put it in the box with the
[16:56] micro USB cable. Yes, that is likely
[17:01] exactly what the claim means. Proudly
[17:05] assembled here. We put the box together.
[17:08] Yeehaw.
[17:10] That's proudly American, as they say on
[17:13] the Trump mobile website. But yeah, it's
[17:16] just so silly to like to see the like
[17:22] everything about this like come to
[17:24] fruition. Like it's actually worse than
[17:26] I would have thought. And I already
[17:29] thought it was going to be bad. But it
[17:31] is a joke. It is a complete joke that
[17:34] costs hundreds of dollars to have played
[17:37] on you.
[17:38] Man, that's really something. Wow. It is
[17:42] ugly.
[17:44] Look at that. I haven't touched the back
[17:46] of the phone yet, but there's a little
[17:47] fingerprint on there. That is a little
[17:50] fingerprint. See that next to the second
[17:52] camera lens. I wonder if it's from the
[17:54] little kid that had to assemble this in
[17:56] the USA. Uh, bad joke. Uh, okay. So, the
[18:00] color is just not consistent anywhere.
[18:03] This could maybe kind of be gold,
[18:04] though. It is pretty yellow. But the
[18:06] plastic surrounding the camera rings and
[18:08] this little thing, like it's just
[18:10] straight up. No, those are even
[18:11] different. And I've got some goldplated
[18:14] golf balls right here. They were $50 on
[18:16] Amazon, which is pretty outrageous. Just
[18:18] like 13 bucks a piece, and I don't think
[18:20] they're Proby 1X's. So, I think most of
[18:22] the cost is in the gold. But these are
[18:24] legitimately goldplated. And the surface
[18:25] area of these balls is way higher than
[18:28] what this phone would be. And uh you
[18:30] know, 50 bucks. So, if you're paying
[18:33] $500 for this phone, why not just make
[18:35] it legitimately gold? At least that
[18:36] would be kind of cool. Because do these
[18:38] things look similar to you at all? I had
[18:40] to stop the video here. I I couldn't
[18:42] keep watching. I couldn't I couldn't
[18:44] stomach more spoilers, but I had to at
[18:45] least look at it. It is cheddar cheese
[18:48] yellow. That [ __ ] ain't gold at all. I
[18:51] thought it was very nice to demonstrate
[18:53] just how not gold it is by showing the
[18:56] gold golf ball next to it. I highly
[18:58] recommend you go check out the rest of
[18:59] his video if you want to see him go
[19:01] through the phone in detail. I I I
[19:03] couldn't. I I would not allow myself to
[19:06] because I want that experience fresh
[19:08] firsthand for myself. But I saw in the
[19:10] chapters that he does go through a lot
[19:12] of it. One of the chapters towards the
[19:13] end talks about spying apparently, which
[19:16] man, I cannot wait. I don't know exactly
[19:19] what it means in the context of this
[19:20] phone, but it's something I'm going to
[19:23] try and pay close attention to should
[19:25] mine ever actually arrive. Uh, I'm very
[19:28] excited, even more so now, to finally
[19:32] get this [ __ ] phone, bro. Uh, great
[19:35] job from Snazzy Lab. And yeah, uh,
[19:38] that's really that's really about it.
[19:39] Did it see her?