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title: 'How the 2020 Election Reveals Anthem Failed: We Didn''t Just Die, We Were Murdered | GDELB'
source: 'https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZUmIzYv031k'
video_id: 'ZUmIzYv031k'
date: 2026-07-24
duration_sec: 1211
channel: 'MauLer'
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# How the 2020 Election Reveals Anthem Failed: We Didn't Just Die, We Were Murdered | GDELB

> Source: [How the 2020 Election Reveals Anthem Failed: We Didn't Just Die, We Were Murdered | GDELB](https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZUmIzYv031k)

## Summary

This video is a satirical and nonsensical critique of video game analysis culture, using the game 'Anthem' as a central example. The speaker, Mulsler, parodies pseudo-intellectual gaming commentary by stringing together jargon, fake quotes, and logical fallacies to mock the pretentiousness of online discourse.

### Key Points

- **Introduction to GDELB** [00:00] — Mulsler introduces 'Game Developer's Essentials Lessons Book' and claims to discuss 'The Red Car Law' and its effect on gaming concepts.
- **Anthem and Judicial Simplification** [00:33] — References 'Anthem' and 'JUDICIAL SIMPLIFICATION', but the discussion is incoherent, mixing fake philosophy with game criticism.
- **Anthem's Societal Impact** [01:29] — Claims Anthem changed 'stream-liming of interface-iterational soft-blanking', a parody of meaningless jargon.
- **Blind Subservience** [02:46] — Introduces 'BLIND SUBSERVIENCE' as a concept, but the explanation is deliberately absurd.
- **Double Jump Origin** [04:00] — Claims the double-jump originated in 'Fester's Quest', a fake game, mocking gaming trivia obsession.
- **Anthem's Failure** [05:42] — Asks 'DID ANTHEM FAIL?' but gives a circular, self-referential answer parodying subjective vs objective criticism.
- **Microtransactions Quote** [08:32] — Falsely attributes a quote about microtransactions to Charles Darwin, satirizing the misuse of authority.
- **Fallout 76 and Old Games** [11:44] — Claims old games are bad and developers are ill-equipped, using 'Fallout 76' as an example, but the argument is incoherent.
- **Dark Souls Not Horror** [14:30] — States 'Dark Souls' is not a horror game because genre does not exist, mocking genre debates.
- **Closing Lesson** [17:33] — Advises using no more than 5% of an opponent's argument when responding, parodying debate tactics.

### Conclusion

The video is a parody of overblown gaming analysis, mocking the use of jargon, false authority, and logical fallacies in online criticism.

## Transcript

[Proud Member of the Intellectual Gaming Community, Mulsler:] Hello fellow Gamers, and welcome, to 'Game Developer's Essentials Lessons Book'. Today on GDELB; we're going to be CONTINUING...
the discussion on 'The Red Car Law', and HOW it affects gaming concepts, mechanicals, But first, a closer look at the meta-narrative of the new gaming experience from the titular developers, 'Nordic Interactive Software', and their controversial crown jewel:
[Reenactment of 'Thus Spokeith Zarathustra', by Freddy Nitchy, 2072.] 'Anthem' learns to teach its lessons by supporting the ideas of 'JUDICIAL SIMPLIFICATION'
but I CAN break it down for you. 'JUDICATIONAL SAMPLING' is the idea that a free society does NOT impinge on the 'ACTUAL TAXING BENEFITS' of localized source bankers.
'Anthem's' non-direct cyclical gameplay flow conveniently makes the most money as... These are lopsided story objectives, and to course-correct they created awful pacing from 'Area 2 Area',
and believe me, you wouldn't want that, if you understood what it meant. "Anthem feels thin, like bread spread across too much butter." [Baggins, B. et al., 'A Tale of Butter and Bread,' 2009, Middle Earth Journal of Bogland Botany vol. 62-2, Shire Conference on Natural Philosophie]
But today's focus will be on the effect of 'Anthem' on society, which it has changed our stream-liming of interface-iterational soft-blanking. and if you are one of the people who are unaware of it,
and function as a self-righteous get-out-of-discussion-free-card. Because ultimately, I am a proud member of the 'INTELLECTUAL GAMING COMMUNITY', founded by Captain Tonald Loke.
I would appreciate it if you would recognize my authority, and respect I get more views on 'GDELB'- Episode: One-in any single minute of any single day that passes by,
than anyone in the lower-class has been listened to for their entire lives. we can realise that perspectives, We no longer blindly stumble in video game layout menus,
and through exploration--and critical, 'BLIND SUBSERVIENCE' has been eradicated. blind subservience?
For a simple understanding, think of it as the cooked grenade of or some other perceptively anodyne prosaic elaborationalized statement.
As Vernon Sig-Willis once wrote during his press conference of 2019: [Let us stop for a moment to appreciate the wise words of Vernon Sig Willis, and consider their relvevence in Trump's Armenia.]
"This disproves objective art analysis."- Patrick H. Williams, 'Sut uap abouat Plt Hoes', 2018. and those who don't see it, [poor deluded soles] Probably haven't heard of But!
To understand that, we would have to approach the controversial subject of 'Siphon Well, as Bilbo Bagan did say:
even if you were the same age when you played them."- Bilbo Bagan, 'On Video Games, Olde and Nyew, and their Relationship to Siphon Clogging', 1921. They have a It's fine if you don't know about it,
that: pressing a button more than a singular time can result in a multivariance verb intake. "The Double jump'",
and The double-jump was originally founded in video games such as 'Fester's Quest', the critically-acclaimed masterpiece from the INTELLECTUAL GAMING COMMUNITY supervisor director-in-chieftain,
Though it is sad that many fanboys raged out on 'Fester's Quest' when it's just a game about Dungeon Warlocks, for Children. As a result, many are asking who Fester IS, and what his quest WAS,
THIS evident throughout pokemans' Rabanne do NOT reflect the points that are of interest to the audien
The potential flaws are 'INCREDULOUSLY TANGENTIAL' in nature, DID ANTHEM FAIL?' Well, that IS subjective, because 'IT'
is implied by the basics of communication, and anyone who digresses will be self-righteous. 'REAL INTERPRETIVE COMMUNITIES' are made up of those who share interpretive strategies, not for reading in the conventional sense, but for writing...
Deft Ecological Response Theorem, is for constituting their properties and assigning their intentions. But what DOES this have to do with 'Red Dead Redemption too'?
Anthem is fairly maligned, but there is aspects that nobody is talking 'TELEKINETIC VISUALISATION AS AN EXTENSIVE REBRAND OF PSYCHO-NAUTILIC EFFLUANCE FRAMING'.
Proving, definitively, that our little centrist-boi isn't a pro-gamer after all. we WANT the protagonist TO WIN, AND WE DON'T WANT THAT (!)
The second being graphics: otherwise, we can't see. The third, and final element is the 'Holy Flood Thesis', joining the narrative tripling and subsequent
The third, and final element is the 'Holy Flood Thesis', joining the narrative tripling and subsequent disagreement that there is any factual basis to the truth that he is wrong, The third, and final element is the 'Holy Flood Thesis', joining the narrative tripling and subsequent disagreement that there is any factual basis to the truth that he is wrong, but because this simple authentic observation there is no objective truth! I fucking love Canto Bight,
it brings us all together like fun-loving geniuses, and frankly, the fact that it criticized Capitalism means that we probably are fun-loving geniuses. representing wonderful diverse perspectives,
which are probably going to have long-lasting effects long after we forget the movie itself. I would be HUGE MORE unhappy if people found a way to remove Canto bight from every copy of 'The Last Jedi' It was ever in.
If it is NEW, it is BETTER. As proven in the two latest works by Icelandic Author Izradine Luticia Hlerp. The first being a fantascinating tale of woe, in a world set very far in the future,
fiction drama built by the backdrop of a futuristic world set in the distant future, in which you get to LOOK AT WOMAN, this taking place at the back of a society that determines your social status by hair-length
The second being a sort of social-commentary on the state of video-game a deep look into the impenetrable forests that surrounds discussion on a pneumatic, cognitive level.
Many, including the late, great, Bilmund Bagface, will argue that: 'These books are Objectively without value because they sell toys.' - Bilmund Bagface, 'Reading is for Nerds', 2004. And while that is true, they have fallen for the obvious trap:
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"The simple fact is, that micro-transac-tions and loot-boxes do not affect the game, they only determine whether the players will win, and that is a small price to pay if you want to succeed.
Which is ultimately the only thing that really, truly, genuinely, properly, legitimately, matters."- Charles Darwin, 'Evolution, and How to Cheat It,' 1541. But going back to 'Apex
MOBAs were not strictly built upon the foundation of 'FIRST-PERSON SHOOTERS'. This is proven when looking at what is one of the most tightly-held secrets of the genre: pushing the aim-button, through a lot of devilish programming, and thumb gymnastics,
allows the player character to aim at increased accuracy, that objectively like the only natural outcome when combining those verbs. But before you post any comments, just remember, we're all people, no matter how [REDACTED] we may be.
So, why was I wrong about... Well, people get older as time goes on, then why can the very same species of video-game be created despite the fandom of 'Goblin Alliance',
also claiming that the fourth entry in the series was a brand-new and functional direction to take? "Provide an argument that is based on evidence and uses a logical through-line to prove a point."- Tonald Loke, 'My life, My Story, My Crimes, My Struggle', 2174.
"And besides kylow Rein was my favourite character in 'Wroague Owun'. There were real spooks, It was an ACTUAL horror.
then it is no longer a movie, a movie. I will put out a review for 'Rowahgue Howne' as soon as I finish the second half of it, so stop asking about it.
You never change your mind, and hell, I guess I should just start every sentence with: "Please leave me alone and let me say whatever I want without being challenged or curtasized."
Otherwise you guys will continue to ask for low-level terminology. Ultimately, you would just embarrassed that I was scared by 'Daurk Souals', and you weren't. I mean how do you not get scared when fighting the NILONC BEAST OF PERUDA!?
Slice and Dice, Bruthaer, Slice and Dice (!) deep into a game like 'faierming simalulator', You have to consider the graphics, the gameplay, the story, the characters, the multiplayer, the soundtrack, and the AI
a lot of critics including Hagrid the hellacious have been saying these sorts of things lately, and I feel we have missed out on something far important TILE GAME FELL.
This was recently popularised by games such as 'Fallout 76', old games are bad, and the developers of old games are ill-equipped to standardized smart gameplay pacing into classic games.
Backtracking, non-scaling enemies, and zones thermal non-compliance, lack of proper save-states, -a great example of this is I don't know, Uncharted 2, for example-
Where its history became implied as a result of interlaced iteration. Creativity has allowed the passage of time to bring new and interesting formulas on our favourite gaming fundamentals,
but that doesn't mean that Trump should be President. Because these arguments ignore the presuppositional binaries of logical cognation. which by definition,
does not allow stylized POVs to communicate on a higher level, You try to find them, you search for them, and you look for them, and you TRY to find them,
and they are empty-handed. many of us chanted 'hashtag we were there'. [However that would mean that you are most likely very stupid and probably a fake-gamer centrist-boi, and we don't take kindly to those types here, so why don't you play Kandie Krusth, you filthy fascist elitist PC Casual! ]
a video game that excels in modernity. [but why would anyone be foolish to do something like that?] BUT, a film is ultimately,
A PHOTOGENITAL ELEMENT DEWGONG, THAT PERTAINS SONIC LABELLING TO A SENSE OF MYSTERIC CONSTANCE. And of course, you can't forget the HUGE MORE amount of complecity in the critism.
But this process is called 'driving', "It is common, but not too common."- Billedmen Bagle, 'A Detailed Account of My Sex-Life', 6969.
Then you are the critic's stupid-people, remember to repeat this simple phrase: INTENTIONALIZED SPECTRUM FAILURES, EXECUTE THE DRAMATIC FUNCTION OF LOGISTIC NIGHTMARE BEASTS WHICH IS EXACTLY HOW EMOTIONAL RESPONSE THEOREMS ARE FORMALISED.
The holy war does not just end because you think a movie about Dungeon-Warlocks for Children was bad. Though, I was objectively wrong about one thing in the previous
'Doark Soeuz' is not a horror game, because genre does not exist. But more importantly, as user CruellestChris pointed out, [A Proud GAMING INTELLECTUAL, I'm Sure] despite reaching 38 seconds of the video essay,
I failed to consider the LGJBULITA+ implications of 'Dauck Henunt' for the NES classic, and the Antikythera mechanism Present in its later levels.
[Footage of Objectivist Extremest Critic, and enemy of the INTELLCTUAL GAMING COMMUNITY, MauLer preparing to reduce the amount of joy in the world by pointing out that a film may have flaws.] [Uses EMP in Welsh] to even understand even a pixel of its beauty,
we have to study the ideas of Billbus Bagoda and his quote: Once you evolve to level 16 as a critic, in which you received the most obtuseness ability, you can then be honest.
I have never heard a smart people say that there's would ever-- most will only purchase a projuct based on its positive marketing.
as a review by a white person will offer nothing when discussing 'Big Momma's House' as this film is not meant for you. but I do not have the space to fit it in.
and besides, he's old, and they ARE conveniently as possibly, to make the most money. And that's the final most insidious aspect of clamping-plot-hole-obsessed film-context culture's devaluation of thematic-gourmet-Nazi-propaganda-fishhook analysis.
'Context' is a word that criminals use to avoid their sentencing, in that it doesn't pull any strings. It would be the same thing as murdering your family and turning it into a flower-picking simulator.
Proud Member of the Intellectual Gaming Community, Mulsler: Real, in-depth, nitty-gritty, perspective, prescriptive criteria for langualationalized context barriers is dead on YouTube.
This is because 'DE;Rks sohols' thinks its opinion is a fact, and that everyone else's opinion is subjective. What makes 'Dharks seaowce' better than subjectivity?
Luke and Vader WERE in love; And Rey failed more than enough, I think that all it needs saying now
"Simplicity was hard to strive for, because the technology wouldn't allow it. It wouldn't allow you to put in systems that make it easier for Gamers. So we relished in the challenge and the obtuseness evolved the evolution of video games ecologically"- Bulbous Bungleton, 'What the f@#k did I Just Write?', 2018.
but that was a direct quote from Bulbous Bungleton himself. I suppose I will close out today's episode with a lesson: when you respond to another creator you must not use any more than 5% of their argument,
"THIS DISPROVES OBJECTIVE CRITQUE."- Quentin Reviews, 'Sow, ueh, Heire's dhe thigng...', 2019. and so, instead of starting discourse over making your blood boil, go out and spread some love, peace, and happiness...
But if you point out the negative traits of something, then you extract fun directly from Mother Universe, and that's objectively bad, and you are failing her. But I will no longer respond to those people, as they've referred to me as a [REDACTED]
I am sorry that I do not make videos much longer than 10 minutes, but it's an actual-active-participle choice I make. I am a Chrono-phobe, I fear time, and I would appreciate it if you didn't time-shame me.
I would like to thank the youtuber 'I am Correct' for proof-reading this script, as the first draft had an error in it. The film-language of shot-reverse-shot tells you it's a film--
--And as a critic, I have decided to shut the door on my past. Inclusionist propaganda is implied through the whiny and sad non-swagger projectionists.
Hopefully, that explains the mechanical nature of the 'Red Car Law', if you liked my video, please subscribe--it's free. If you liked my PayPal, please donate--it's free. (and Patreon.)
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