[00:04] really didn't want to make this video, but I had to talk nonsense at the start so that the [music] riffraff wouldn't be weeded out. In general, I welcome all Yandere fans, girls and normal people. In this video, I, as an [00:19] established expert in my favorite subgenre of horror, women, will be talking about a game called Escape from Yandere. Basically, if you want a quick and succinct review, I'll tell you that this is a crooked and broken [00:35] piece of crap made in Unity. However, you must agree that this move would be very banal, given such a loud title of the video. And in general, this can be used to label almost any indie horror film, made on the fly with a budget of two [00:50] croissants. But here, to be honest, I have much stronger reasons to call this game the worst Yandere horror game. But first, I'll introduce you to her a little better, in case you didn't know about her. Which I certainly doubt, [01:06] given its fleeting hype on all sorts of media giants' streams. So, the protagonist's childhood friend named Yuki invites him to her house for a sleepover, but something goes wrong and she locks him in the house, threatening to kill him with a [01:22] knife. In the game you need to complete all sorts of website quests, cook food there or decorate a Christmas tree. And in general, all interactions take place using a microphone, which is kind of cool. The rest of the gameplay is [01:36] simple: click, search, chat, [ __ ] up, and start over. In principle, everything is logical. And the game is also literally called Escape from Yandere. [01:48] However, do you know what the nuance is that is bothering me? The thing is that me? The thing is that Yuki, in my opinion, is not a [ __ ] Yandere at all. And it's strange that you didn't pay attention to this . However, not all crazy girls [02:02] have Yandere status. [02:16] justifiably point your finger at the site. And anyway, dude, you have two whole videos about her on your channel. And so, here’s an analogy, you see, a girl locks you in school. Well, like there's a school there, a house there, a school there, a house here. Well, it all seems to fit [02:33] together. However, there is one small nuance here, you know, not particularly noticeable. In case you haven't watched my video, or you have and forgot to take the bananas out of your ears, I said in two [ __ ] videos that Saika is [02:48] videos that Saika is only 50% Yandere. She has a split personality, her second personality is Yangiri. Well, now there are three [ __ ] videos where I talk about this obvious [ __ ]. Regarding Yuki, I would [03:02] generally classify her as a strange kind of perverted tsundra who is periodically possessed by some strange, nasty, overprotective, vile and evil granny. Why did you upset me? [03:18] Why did you upset me? It's time to wake up. 1 2 3 4 5 I'm following you. It's time to wake up. 1 2 3 4 5 I'm following you. [scream][groan] I would even say that this hypothetical mother of Isaac [03:32] from his dying fantasies is possessing her. But then it would already have a religious bias. unfortunate woman. Go to hell, you bespectacled piece of [ __ ]. Even though I like to talk nonsense, I tried to understand the topic here. The point [03:48] here is that, despite all the internet bullying of Yandere Dev, in Yandere Sim he managed to explain as clearly as possible what happens to a schizo girl from Yandere's class next to the object of her adoration. That's exactly it, [ __ ] thing, it's going on, [04:03] adoration. That's exactly it, [ __ ] thing, it's going on, sissy-missy, pussy-pisi. As for Yuki, even if she loved the Protanist like Yandere, she would at best have sent him to harm, rather than beat him with a frying pan or some of these [04:16] incomprehensible chipalaki. What is this anyway? For what? I just decided to look at some item. Why the [ __ ] did they beat me up? Well, you must admit, it's nonsense. [04:29] Only real tsunderes can do this. And anyway, what kind of [ __ ] Yandere would . I'm hungry too. Let's make pizza. [04:41] Let's. Only you will cook, and I will Only you will cook, and I will command. Then sit hungry. Then [ __ ] you. [04:55] If you argue, I'll be upset. What the [ __ ] are you, a guitar, why the [ __ ] get upset, you [ __ ] mouth? Mm, I don’t know why I started telling you about this , because, frankly speaking, I do n’t want to go into detail and explain the [05:08] Dra archetypes and other nonsense. I'm just sure that Yuki, well, is the ultimate, very poorly written Yandere. So, to put it bluntly , the game's title is a [05:20] , the game's title is a scam. And in the description, by the way, too. So what's the result? In the end, it turns out that this is the worst Yandere horror, because there is no normal purebred Yandere in it . Some kind of ultra-float, damn. [05:36] . Some kind of ultra-float, damn. [laughter] If we ignore this fact and accept that she is, after all, a Yandere, [music] then why the hell does a demon periodically possess her? Why not escape from the [05:53] possessed granny from Dandan? Yuki, [ __ ], [ __ ], let you lick my nipples and I'll suck your [ __ ]. [06:05] This is truly some kind of cheap plagiarism of the website . I don't know. Well, try to convince me otherwise. Although for some reason I am sure that you haven’t even thought about it sure that you haven’t even thought about it . However, think about it. I'm [06:18] interested in what you have to say. In theory, we could end the video here, but now it’s worth talking about both the technical part of the game and the part of the game and the positive part of the game. First of all, [06:31] scary horror game at all. Well, at most it’s psychological, since you’re forced to talk to a woman using prepared phrases, which is already kind of scary. Yeah, with you. Bye . [06:47] Yes, everyone found it really funny when I caved in to Yuki's heel right on the caved in to Yuki's heel right on the stream. You are totally [ __ ] crazy. You're [ __ ] awesome, [ __ ]. Okay my. Go [ __ ] yourself, listen. [07:04] Okay, my lady. [ __ ] him. Pro caved in, [ __ ]. Pleased. [ __ ] are you doing? And all this is solely because they simply don’t let me properly deal with [07:18] this impudent girl’s life. Overall, the game is actually pretty funny in this regard, at least until you have to look for those until you have to look for those [ __ ] keys, valves, or crowbars that just [07:33] might not work. This, by the way, is already happening now, secondly. The remaining items after catching the girl not only disappear from the inventory, but literally disappear from the [ __ ] game until you reboot. [07:48] Why did you block the door? While you were sleeping, I decided to clean up and time. Who the [ __ ], I decided to record footage, and here, [ __ ] hell, there are boxes that don’t [08:02] exist. Well, this is [ __ ] awesome. And the game broke. So, [ __ ], why the [ __ ] did the boxes spawn now? [bell] And, damn, the bell disappeared. Don't swear now, please. Okay, okay, okay, [08:16] come in. Yeah. What the [ __ ], can't you get through the boxes? In short, after a complete restart of the game, deletion and reinstallation, all my bugs disappeared. Looks like I was [ __ ] [08:33] lying for nothing, or they fixed something. [music] I don't know. I looked at the last fix, it was February 19th. I've been making this [ __ ] video since April. [08:47] Well, that's okay. I liked the artificial anti-intelligence Yuki much more, who literally never changes her route, which makes her never changes her route, which makes her cease to be an enemy at all. [09:13] Well, stupid, well, stupid. And you'll probably be shocked, but the game also has its positive aspects. Yes, yes, I'm shocked myself, but it's true. First, the ending. If you completed the quests, you will be able to find out in conversations with Yuki what she likes, what [09:29] food there is, what book, and who she definitely doesn’t like. And all this information will help you at the very end, where there will be no answer options and you will have to answer questions purely through the microphone. This is probably the coolest move in the entire game, as it [09:45] provides at least some immersion and salvation in the fact that you weren’t doing all this [ __ ] in vain before. Well, the quality of your answers and actions will determine the corresponding of the three endings. This is a very real moment that [09:58] really resonated with me. It's just a pity that this moment is only at the end. Secondly, if you ignore the fact that it's a horror game, the game suddenly becomes more or less normal, as it has a lot of funny moments. I [10:12] understand that this is strange to hear, considering that my harassment started precisely with the fact that the game is a bad horror game. But if we put aside the fact that it's a horror movie, it was fun to attack Yuki. So this game deserves at least two cans out of three [10:27] . But not as a Yandere horror. The rating is only for the game itself, not for its implementation. Well, overall, zero out of ten on the Yandere horror scale. [10:39] Why can't foreheads be used? Open this door . What kind of stupidity is this? The game is [ __ ] stupid . You can't open that door with a crowbar . And, of course, in the end I have to say how much I love you. You won't believe it, [ __ ], for every ruble [10:57] you sent me. I adore you. Okay, screw the jokes. Come to Telegram, screw the jokes. Come to Telegram, Twitch, and Discord. Good luck and Tachi. By the way, I stole the phrase from Kint. Mita, [11:13] Mita, don't say that name.