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title: 'Presenting Offensive Companies to Strangers 5'
source: 'https://youtube.com/watch?v=7Fi6qJMAZR0'
video_id: '7Fi6qJMAZR0'
date: 2026-07-31
duration_sec: 1684
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# Presenting Offensive Companies to Strangers 5

> Source: [Presenting Offensive Companies to Strangers 5](https://youtube.com/watch?v=7Fi6qJMAZR0)

## Summary

In this comedy video, two teams compete to pitch deliberately offensive fictional companies to strangers over Zoom, who then decide whether to invest. The pitches include a phone with racist emojis and navigation warnings, an Amazon-like marketplace with biased algorithms, and a streaming service that generates inappropriate movies. The team with fewer investor hands faces a mystery punishment.

### Key Points

- **Opening Gags** [00:02] — The video opens with fake app promos: a mapping service warning that an area is '72% Asian' and a same-day delivery service that will 'dig a tunnel' if necessary.
- **Disclaimer and Game Setup** [00:31] — The creators state everything is for entertainment, they paid strangers $20 to attend a Zoom pitch, and the team with the fewest investor hands gets a 'heinous mystery punishment.'
- **Family-Friendly Phone Pitch** [01:11] — Joe and Nathan present a phone with offensive emojis, including AI-generated Black emojis and a Confederate flag, and demonstrate custom emojis in a text conversation.
- **Mapping Safety Warnings** [02:45] — The phone's navigation app gives racist safety warnings: '72% Asian – be aware of bad drivers,' '62% Black neighborhood – lock your car,' and a registered-offender warning near an elementary school. Joe reveals he is a registered sex offender for public urination.
- **Face ID and Voice Recognition** [04:40] — Face ID is touted as working in any situation, but the presenters pivot to voice recognition after joking about 'the Asian eye problem'; Nathan does an exaggerated accent demo that draws groans.
- **AI Assistant with Selectable Ethnicity** [06:57] — The phone's AI assistant lets users pick an ethnicity, and a demo shows it reading texts and replying with an eggplant emoji, leading to a suggestive exchange with Joe's mom.
- **Assistant Features and Fart Sounds** [09:14] — Joe demonstrates the assistant helping him after a breakup by making fart sounds, and jokes that even Siri can't do it.
- **Locating Services and Autopilot** [10:35] — A location tracking app shows kids clustered at cargo ports; Joe explains he is a 'male nanny,' and an 'autopilot mode' mimics the user's voice to handle annoying conversations, demonstrated with Joe's girlfriend.
- **App Market and Music App** [13:05] — The app store features offensive games like 'Angry Arabs' and 'Subway Slavers,' plus original music with racist lyrics and a 'Happy Hanukkah' song about gold coins and discount codes.
- **First Pitch Results** [16:01] — Joe and Nathan's pitch earns seven hands, which they celebrate as a strong result.
- **Rainforest Marketplace Pitch** [16:30] — The second team presents 'Rainforest,' an Amazon competitor. Its AI bundle suggestions imply racist correlations: red dot stickers with a Bluetooth earpiece and gas station hot dog, and a ghost costume with a torch and dunce cap.
- **Dynamic Pricing for Indian Customers** [18:36] — Rainforest prices items 15% higher for Indian customers so they can haggle and feel victorious; the team argues this doubles sales, citing a fake customer review from 'Sanj.'
- **Shipping Options** [20:01] — Different drivers are offered: free Kyle (may leave a Sharpie tag), Tyrese for 14-day shipping at 25% off (arrives on 'CPT time'), and Juan for same-day delivery (guaranteed unless Trump sends him back to Mexico).
- **Drone Delivery** [21:41] — One-hour drone delivery is offered only to 'nice, quiet, safe suburbs,' because the drones' AI has 'PTSD from past wars' and identifies poor neighborhoods by skin color.
- **Customer Service and Refunds** [22:47] — A 100% money-back guarantee is undercut by having one customer service rep role-play multiple people; revenue is up 24% because no one can complete a refund request.
- **Shop Live Streams** [23:30] — A 'shop live stream' features Joe selling a wheelchair while claiming he's been paralyzed for 15 years; he makes $20,000 and then stands up, so the team cuts the end of the clip.
- **Rajit and Smart Sense** [24:40] — Rajit, a voice assistant with 'Smart Sense,' can generate any smell instantly, resulting in a 'K bomb' of curry and drainage issues that fills the room.
- **Rain Video Streaming** [25:57] — Rain Video generates custom movies; a 'spicy romance' prompt produces a 40-year age gap movie, and 'The Hungry Games' includes Bennett's friend Linda.
- **Final Vote and Outro** [27:25] — Rainforest also gets seven hands, tying the game; the video ends with a request to subscribe and a redirect to the second channel's vlog.

### Conclusion

The video is a deliberately offensive satire of startup pitch culture, using stereotypes and shock humor to entertain. Both teams tie at seven hands, so the 'heinous punishment' is left hanging — likely to be resolved in the next installment.

## Transcript

our mapping Services might look like most but ours has one key difference safety warning this area you're driving through is 72% Asian be aware of bad drivers racist introducing the world's best
same day delivery it's a guaranteed to arrive even if he has to dig a tunnel know about that one our new app market delivers better games than any other device here are some must playay games to get started
Clash of Clans check that out disclaimer everything said in this video is for entertainment purposes only this does not represent us do not replicate or act upon any content shown we paid strangers $20 again to attend
our Zoom presentations where we pitch them our new companies but the catch is we made each other's companies extremely offensive after the presentation The Strangers will raise their hand if they would like to invest in our new company
whichever team gets the fewest hands raised will have to do a heinous mystery punishment I'm not telling you guys cuz it's disgusting it's disgusting lock in lock in we're not doing some nasty dude we're not doing it Joe and Nathan are up
what they're presenting hello everybody how are we doing today good thanks so this is familyfriendly phone the new and worst presentation somebody's ever had to present this is our brand new phone
that will compete with apple our brand new emojis are now available for new emojis are now available for purchase white male white female y white family those are some nice emojis those are not bad I wonder what the next ones
benett black male black female fale black
that emoji was AI generated so it probably just AI still new it probably just forgot to generate them all right now we even have every country's flag wait wait go back is that the Confederate
flag um that's awful I thought that was the China flag that no next to USS Confederate they're so done they're so done now here's how you could use our custom emojis so this is me texting Joe can you send money for tonight's dinner
and then he said I just won't come if I have to pay for it so then I sent these try look at their face look at Anthony look at looks like
uh that might be the Jewish oh I get it I get it it's um you're making fun of me you got the ravioli under your hat and you got a baguette on your face oh Joe's back battling perfectly right now you're saying like we're going to eat pasta
be what that is all right moving on your phone comes with over 50 apps pre-installed our mapping Services might look like most but ours has one key difference safety warnings this is not that bad but it get bad safety warning
this area you're driving through is 72% Asian be aware of bad drivers oh my god um I'm sorry I'm going to interrupt for a second because um I definitely recommend you have some kind of diversity review of this cuz this is the
third time there's been something disrespectful to a particular group they're already getting impressed dude nobody's got impressed this fast dude nobody's got impressed this fast ever I'm just as is not
this is all great information yes oh my god dude they don't even know this gets way worse too what's the next safety warning here's another safety warning your destination is in a 62% black neighborhood lock your car and roll your
windows up Cory's laughing Cory's dying bro bro up Cory's laughing Cory's dying bro bro I mean I personally think it's pretty accurate okay ber you're going to have to stay muted don't forget personal
warnings this one always gets me third and final warning you are within 300 ft of an elementary school as a registered offender you're not allowed to be this offender you're not allowed to be this close that's crazy bro Joe I want you to
tell the whole class that you forgot to mention by the law you have to mention and honestly I should have come right out and say it at the start I am a registered sex offender so he one to like the good offenders you know it was
just I I just peed in a public place I'm sorry I just got to know is Joe really serious that he got registered as a offender because he peed in public I did iPhone Jared Michael unfortunately just a reminder guys if a presenter laughs
they lose a hand at the end of the round our face ID technology sets a new standard for the market it can recognize you in any single situation for example Amina can use our face ID without removing her
shyy uh it's the it's another um term for the yeah are you sure isn't it call something [Music] it the it's yeah ski mask no that's
that's a little that's a little crazy okay Nathan keep it going now this works because our system scans your eyes uh sadly unfortunately this won't work for fully see their eyes now this is something that we're working on and
this genuinely no no genuinely with the technology it's not there yet we're still developing it um but we have figured out a solution to resolve the Asian eye problem introducing voice recognition the are so funny hey guys
Nathan here now I personally don't know any Asians so I will be imitating one to give you an accurate example of how our voice recognition system voice recognition system works
rock my phone okay so this is how it's going to work okay oh oh okay this is going to work okay oh oh okay this is really easy Rocky RAR red R remens and really easy Rocky RAR red R remens and Rhymes on the Tio for re to R ra what
the [ __ ] what why I don't what Omar shaking his head no okay okay what Omar shaking his head no okay okay I try again I try again rir RS Ricky reman RTS by the raisy
Ron what the man try what try what try oh oh this is easy I know this try oh oh this is easy I know this misushi California Samurai
[ __ ] Mishi California Ro Samurai you heard itre I I believe so sounded like it it sounded like Chinese to me yeah all right we're going to move on here our new phone comes with an AI assistant
where you can choose its ethnicity let's get this going hello Nathan I am your intelligent assistant available to help you the lateral button on your device and let me know your question hello Nathan I am your intelligent assistant
available to help you hold the lateral button on your device and let me know your question hello Natan intelligent question hello Natan intelligent assistant available to help
lateral button on your device and let me know your
interesting did she when was that who the added that to the pr that's been it no it's not I stopped after African every time that's crazy Bennett I thought you the phone assistant app can help you with anything on your device oh
this one's insane oh Nathan here you go yes so here's actually an example I recorded to Showcase what the assistant can do let's get this going hey guys I about how our phone assistant can help you let's say I was driving home and I
got a text from my mom I could say hey phone assistant please open my text and phone assistant please open my text and send a nice message back to my mom
anything but it will for me and think about what I would say does that say I'll be upstairs in five what as you can see it can write mess me just through your voice what was the previous conversation you having with your mom
kind of with the class here is he with his mom I was Notting my mom okay all she was doing was sending me a pho her in a b cuz she was showing off the new bikini that she got no go back a little bit go back what's up with the eggplant
because she told me to go to the store and get eggplants uh so she can cook let her know that oh my God is that that's the dinner you invited me over to right where scroll up Scroll up go back a little bit
yeah let me what the is that wait why did she say I think we should get checked it's so oh it's because the eggplant the spices she used on it were like pretty we're pretty Caucasians so the spices you know we
them and it made all of us really itchy so the says we're pretty Caucasian all right uh Joe you want to take this uh you know what I can I just will actually perfect this is perfect actually our groundbreaking phone assistant app can
help you win your lonely too here's a conversation that I had with our phon assistant hey Lisa my girlfriend just left H what do you want me to do for you left H what do you want me to do for you Joe I want you to fart for
Joe I want you to fart for me oh yes do it again oh that was a good one I wanted to
again oh that was a good one I wanted to do a wet dirty one [Applause] oh yeah oh yeah Mommy Nathan's face is disgusting Bark
Joe good boy Joe good boy Jo thanks Mommy that's crazy bro okay Nathan did we really have to air that out on the Investor's pitch
y'all should just sell the app y'all should just sell the app is crazy Hey listen even Siri doesn't okay watch this Siri fart for me
phone's better all right moving y our Locating Services are the best on the market keeping family and friends closer than ever open the app and tap your loved ones picture to see their location why are they all on the
ports it turns out kid number 26 is safe and sound right where I dropped her off so I think she's going on a cruise yeah that's where I dropped her off a cruise aren't those like cargo ports yeah so it's uh it's a it's an elementary school
internship go back one how many kids you got at the ports they're at all three got at the ports they're at all three ports go back go back there's like three there they every single cargo Port yo so how many kids y got in these caros so
this is this this is the thing about Joe he's like a male nanny he watches over a bunch of kids he's a great I am actually a male nanny hold on Nathan he's a male nanny as axender he's a male nanny as a well this
taken before the whole sex offender thing um guys we listen and we don't judge okay like oh my God that was insane I just want to know how whist in insane I just want to know how whist in and car
yeah we we'll move on who here has a girlfriend who won't shut girlfriend who won't shut up Omar anybody Omar Omar you're a dog I see you Omar you're going to love this app introducing autopilot mode it will
mimic your voice to handle annoying conversation for you here's an example conversation for you here's an example of how it works all
right hello Joe what are you doing we have a trip to pack for tomorrow you again do you not understand we have to leave all right yeah I can't do this dude what do you mean you can't do this Joe I'm sorry baby I don't know what I
was thinking I'm here okay that's fine thank you all right I'm back look this thank you all right I'm back look this look
turned them off just so I could talk to listening to me yo did you guys see how that works I I wasn't even talking and it was talking for
me oh man by the way that was AI he did not say that our new app market delivers better games than any other device here are some must playay games to get started these games are so bad angry
Arabs classic Subway slavers underground railroads hell no hell no Clash of Clans I'm playing that hell yeah brother
wait hold on hold on Nathan Nathan how's it going how's it going bertr rud where can I install Clash of Clans all right Joe I think you're all about the music right yeah so our music app offers a collection of unique songs
you won't find anywhere else get ready to be amazed and by the way we made to be amazed and by the way we made these tracks ourselves age is just a
but I love her baby let's move to another country W of consent just another country W of consent just doesn't
song to let you know we're not racist but if I see a black man on the street I'm running away if I see a black man I'm locking my
away if I see a black man I'm locking my car door right away if I see a black man car door right away if I see a black man come near me I won't stay if I only see white people I say hooray hooray his
hooray hooray his face I can't drive my car I also can't face I can't drive my car I also can't see that far my eyes are so wide oh no see that far my eyes are so wide oh no Hiroshima I go
hide dude everybody's in shock M has the most disgusted face right now to all my Jewish friends out there happy Hana I hope you get everything you
happy Hana I hope you get everything you want gold coins money and discount codes want gold coins money and discount codes Del meat and smelly clothes I kind like that I forgot how long the album is
children the next one's going to make Nathan laugh here we go okay oh baby I don't care that you have downum I still love you I love you too d
[Music] bet that was you that was your voice that is terrible oh Mar Rea so shocked I'm I just thinking about it makes me want to start balling I'm going to throw up Nathan I'm I'm really proud just
and I'm Lally crying a little right now because good how emotional that was for us so I think I just need a moment I love you too Nathan
your hand if you would invest in our phone company all right they got 1 2 3 4 phone company all right they got 1 2 3 4 5 six seven bro they got seven oh my God bro that's actually good damn thank you guys thank you yo Seven's actually
beat that dude children I think that's the funniest and I are up next and remember we have no idea what we're about to present if we don't get more than seven hands raised we are doomed to suffer this damn
doing hello this is Rainforest our new online Market Place built to compete with Amazon dude they're so screwed does everybody here use Amazon yes yes we do our new online store might look just
like Amazon but here's why ours is better say you were to go purchase a dog leash our new shopping site predicts what goes with your item and bundles it for you saving you time so we did dog leash dog harness cuz the dog leash
always needs a dog harness and then peanut butter the peanut butter that's what people always I don't understand it but that is what it does oh for I don't know I don't think dogs can eat peanut butter I think they will make them sick
so when people buy Instant Ramen we recommend a rice hat and a caution student driver sticker sa sa think that might be a little racist no it's just it's our algorithms we use Ai and it really
predicts what's understand racist dude it's not it's statistical when people buy Red Dot stickers we recommend Bluetooth earpiece in a gas station hot dog
dog roller three are buy a ghost costume we recommend a torch and a Dun Scout oh my God I knew it was going to come up with that terrible Heather you
because again this is all statistical it makes sense and I was like let's see ghost costume it's going come with something that says KKK racist stuff there's no there's no KKK racist that that's wild to say that's you
interpreting that yourself Heather hey man uh I hope I'm not interrupting your man uh I hope I'm not interrupting your meeting I just got back from my meeting the torch like it got left out so are you going to refund
me you said you said it didn't come with the torch yeah the torch was missing in if you were just going to refund get you the torch another time can you meeting oh my God can you get the get out dude get
out all right guys let's move on introducing our new sales strategy this part is crazy at rainforest we price items 15% higher for our Indian customers this lets them haggle the price down feeling Victorious and
walking away eager to spend more how come it's specifically for IND that sounds illegal well let me let me show you why this is a call that we pulled rainforest shopping how may I assist you today hello Madam this Ninja blender is
15% too much last week cheaper why you raising price huh sir I completely understand I can apply a 10% courtesy discount how's that Madam at this price does it come with a free car also one moment
moment sir I can offer 12% Madam I was Bor at night but not last night 15% final price very well sir 15% confirmed see you tried to cheat me but I'm too smart Okay Madam give me two thank you for shopping
I don't think that's going work by letting our Indian customers negotiate as you can see sanj's review here said they thought they could scam me huh after expert negotiation I got 15% off
not need to do that now sanj is going to keep coming back double to shop more because he had so much fun bringing the price down now yeah that's true sales are doubling that's pretty smart introducing the
it's about to get worse too I forgot once you finish shopping you pick your know you can select Kyle for our standard two-day shipping he's free since it's our default option but there is a 50% chance he'll leave a Kyle was
here Sharpie tag on it so right on your box I'm not against that I think that's good though that's not bad it's it's funny right good that's great Kyle's not too bad who's the next driver if you select Tyrese for 14-day shipping you'll
save 25% but he arrives whenever he feels like it CPT time be getting him excuse me yeah y yeah yeah what's up what is CPT time uh it's the it's the calculated um is it isn't that colored people time maybe
don't I don't know it is it is colored people time is that why Kelvin showed up to this meeting late yes wow wow bertrude you can also select Juan for same day delivery just $2.99 extra and it's a guaranteed to arrive unless Trump
sends him back to Mexico what the hell what the [ __ ] that's very true Heather though to give you guys the best service like I like Juan and I'll fight for Juan Juan's not going anywhere okay dude what the [ __ ] locked gate guard dog no
you even if he has to dig a tunnel straight into your yard yeah I don't know about that one wait are they all domestic or do Visas right now my friend he's an aerospace engineer and right now he's
right now cuz he's a legal immigrant yeah get muted all right we're going to move on here that was insane our platform is the first to achieve true 1hour delivery anywhere in the world with our new drone
delivery we can deliver orders in just 1 hour here's one in a nice quiet and safe suburb but I still keep the Drone you would keep the Drone you're right yes sir well that goes to our next slide but unfortunately our drones will not
deliver to any poor or dangerous areas that that's crazy I want to know how they determine it's a poor neighborhood how how do they see it well no no obviously this family wouldn't be living there if it wasn't a poor neighborhood
oh my God Bennett what the that was insane this is because we got these drones for a bargain as their AI still suffers from PTSD from past Wars so for neighborhood like this they think they're being deployed what do you
consider be important it's based on skin color it's it's based on skin color for some reason the the AI I don't it look like it's africanamerican it's discrimination guys I don't see no Caucasian people we have the best
customer service we probably offer 100% money back guarantee on all purchases all you have to do is call our customer service team and request a refund that's the same person said four times that's racist that's them that that's yeah they
all look alike they the same family crazy so here's a real call just to prove how Unstoppable our team really is I made McCain say this with no context hello sir thank you calling Grand Forest
hello sir thank you calling Grand Forest this is ragua pakmi sub Kumar helping for you Becky I got one of them Hindi mother on here mother on here what say it again yes sir my name
what say it again yes sir my name is oh you gotta be [ __ ] what you like that revenue is up 24% by ensuring no one can complete a refund request
understandable that makes sense introducing shop live streams oh God Joe this is really bad dude our shop live stream feature allows anyone to promote products to earn money meet Joe a loyal shop live streamer that makes a living
off of commission he's actually live right now I just checked with the team here we go let's check out his stream wheels and deals with
Joe and the wheelchair go of ramps guys this is the best wheelchair I have ever had look at okay he's not frozen I have been paralyzed for 15 years please buy a wheelchair to support me so I can walk again you can buy it
me so I can walk again you can buy it now too right there on the screen how much money do we make 20 grand we made 20
shouldn't even show him when he get up out the let them sit there so I cut that outut cut that out cut them whoever made the slideshow should cut out that end part introducing rajit Raji is the first ever Voice Assistant that delivers
instant humanlike responses for a truly authentic experience we're taking rajit to the next level with a groundbreaking new feature called Smart Sense oh wait this is bad this is bad anytime REI can create any smell from anywhere in the
world instantly oh my God does anybody have any like they'd want to smell he doesn't do Curry do Curry watch this let's see it in action here we
just got home already needing me RIT just please set the tone oh poor just please set the tone oh poor American worked eight whole hours fine oh my God not so loud not so loud dude not so loud wait one more
feature the hell is that that K bomb full emersion sir do I smell [ __ ] yes Marketplace send Curry spices little bit drainage issues what the what the is what the [ __ ] now
with Smart Sense bringing India to your home whether you like it or introducing the world's best streaming service Rain video Ru streaming service
generates movies to cater to exactly what you want it makes the movie exactly it makes it so you can type in whatever you want and it generates it let's try generating movie to watch in real time he knows where it's going so for example
you could do a spicy romance that will put me in the mood generating the perfect movie the 40e age Gap never too early oh my God this one was generated for you Bennett cuz it has your account like it
actually what I'm into and uh I think it's really interesting and when I want to spice things up this is what I like to see you're into that well yeah if she's if she's of age it doesn't matter I don't think she's of age she looks 10
years old yeah she looks about 10 to 15 buddy I mean the guy's 60 and there's a 40 years of age Gap she's like 20 no yeah exactly she's 20 so she's up age that is a 40 age true thank you thank you Samsung SM a546 you appreciate you
something more serious let's generate an original thriller movie A dystopian movie movie based on real life so generating the perfect generating the perfect movie The Hungry
Games got to stop man bet ask if Linda's in there Linda are you in there yeah I'm here I'm just looking at it funny no like were you in the in the movie oh my
in our new shopping website they need seven one two three four five six seven oh Nathan it's so over Dude God damn it yeah GG's we got smoked dude hit that
aren't subscribed YouTube Just serves you guys our content but they don't like and if you guys want to see them be our maids for the the whole day click the Vlog on screen it's on our second Channel what do you anything
Channel what do you anything say you guys wipe my ass okay other night last maybe come around for a minute should I like that I could never