[00:02] me want to return.  I was seriously considering deleting my channel and faking death is very expensive.  So, here we are.  So to make up for all sections you ask for the most as an offering so that you'll forgive me.  It's just that lately I've been venturing out
[00:17] I traveled a little here and there, because I really needed some sun.  I was already turning gray.  I was already told that .  And yes, it's great to go out.  I've regained some color, but it's not all sunshine and rainbows.  The first time I
[00:30] left my country I ran out of internet because of course, I forgot that my national internet on my cell phone is national.  What a great connect to any Wi-Fi I could find on the street .  Big mistake, it was so
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[01:22] everywhere, and use the code Jack if you want a 5% discount on the purchase of any package.  Now then , let's continue with the video.   It all starts with these two guys who are on a kind of Tinder to
[01:36] meet girls.  I already told him that I'm tall, white, and have green eyes.  Are you writing to yourself or are you writing to me?  Oh, [laughs] ashamed to describe yourself.  If you manage to pick someone up , once they get to know you, they'll run away
[01:49] And the other one said, "You're right, friend. I'm going to tell the truth. Dark-skinned dwarf with a small penis."  [laughs] Well, let's see how the girl you 're chatting with is doing.  Uh, he posted a picture where you can see it.  Phew!  She looks beautiful.  I'm going
[02:02] . Okay.  At this point I'm almost 99% Because what is that garbage he has as a profile picture?  For God's sake, dude, why are you taking pictures like that?   Do you think anyone is going to get lucky with a
[02:17] shopping center where they arranged to meet.  The friend gives him his privacy and then the girl appears.   No no.  She is not Aphrodite, she is rather
[02:29] Oh my God. Little feet.  What do I want them for? Faust, they're talking to you.  [music] You are Faust. your profile picture. And he still dares to touch on the subject of
[02:44] Oh, you look better in person than in your profile picture. Friend, you posted a fake photo. That's no longer retouching the photo, putting a girl in the picture and steal her social media or what,
[02:57] really wanted to meet you.  You're really cool.  I really like having friends.  I have over 600 on my page.
[03:09] I have over 600 on my page. Do you or does the actress have them?  I bet you that. And what do you do in the afternoons? Seriously, I'm starting to exercise too.
[03:22] Look, this exercise is one of my favorites.  Look how my when the scale turns into a hamburger.  I love it.  I can't explain addictive.  Mm. Seriously, I'm starting to
[03:36] exercise too. The guy is being really to hell.  Not even because she's fat.  I 'm not talking about that.  Because she's crazy.  How can you put someone else's photo on Tinder, a social network for
[03:49] finding a partner, and expect the other person to actually think you're the person in the photo?  I mean, those psychopaths, don't mess around .  The guy slowly starts to leave, he's like, "Look, the truth is I'm leaving because just now, like 5
[04:01] seconds ago, I realized, I'm gay, for real."  I mean, I'm really , really craving it.  A dick, a [ __ ], you know?  Maybe two.  And she says to him, because I'm chubby, but I was hoping we could be friends."
[04:15] Anyway, it was a good illusion. Yes, yes.  Uh-huh.  Hey, could you tell me the name of the girl, the one in the photo you posted on your social media, but the real one? Here, I brought it for you. Thank you so much.   See you
[04:28] later, okay?   See you later.  [music] Oh number? Oh no.  Get away from here, black man.
[04:40] [laughs] Hey, you went too far yesterday, huh?  Because of you I had to sit through fat lady's lecture.  Don't do that, dude.  You are just as tainted as I am. n't that spiritual, don't you think?  Because they were looking for the thinnest, blondest guy on
[04:53] curious face, but he looks like Justin Bieber, no way.  She doesn't care about her appearance, but she certainly cares about her future boyfriend's .  She's not stupid either. day the girl was already writing to him again.
[05:06] It's a message from the fat, leafy one.  She asks me why I deleted her from my , I'm going to put it on him. Put it there.  You were taking up too much space on my friends list, that's why I deleted you.   Do you understand?  It took up a lot of space.
[05:19] you understand?  It took up a lot of space. Because lot like Ryan Reynolds, the star of that movie.  Tall, star of that movie.  Tall, brown hair, defined abs.  Oh, come on
[05:34] "Look, I chose Green Lantern because I'm a failure, just like the movie."  No, all that nonsense you're making up. No way.  Come see this women's leather .  Wow, she's very beautiful. Accept it.
[05:48] But I don't think it's real.  She's probably another chubby girl, huh?  You are very pretty. You look great in your photos too. Oh, please, with that photo. Mm.  And they meet again at the same shopping center, and
[06:04] [laughs] No, just kidding, now it's real.  This time I'm afraid they really are going to take the boy's organs. Hello, [music] Selma. Hello.
[06:16] The kid is stunned.  Even he couldn't believe that the girl had accepted a quickly to see if he has everything he needs.   Let's see, does he have two hands?  Does it have two legs?  Or is it a prosthesis?  My God, it has everything.  He definitely has a penis.  Or
[06:29] Okay, tell me how it went with Selma.  Don't be a jerk.  You have no idea, she's the Oh, well, just go for it and give her a kiss.   Well, I'm going to do it.  What do I have to . But to a wandering heart.  He doesn't care
[06:43] if they send him packing or not.  Oh, how beautiful.  Now they meet up with the girl again and he steals a kiss from them.  Wow.  They don't even show it because apparently it's Hello, Selma.  Forgive me.  No, really,
[06:57] no, no, no, you're not asking me to lose.  [laughs] I did n't think you'd be interested in [music], a guy my age.  Since I'm 16, I do n't care about the age difference.  Yes. No, neither.
[07:09] Well, all I hope is that the police don't care either. Now they're dating, they're going out.  He buys her jewelry when she's 16.  As?  What depress us?  I don't understand.  The thing is, he's the male, the provider.  I don't
[07:25] Wheels cars or what, but oh well.  The thing is, they're happy and do Selma has already loosened up.   What do you think?  She's a decent girl. Oh, there's nothing wrong with that.  Imagine having that monument in your bed.   It's going to
[07:40] And him, I don't know.  My uncle set the bar really high for me, you know.  I don't think I could [laughs] The girl tells him she wants to meet like to meet them too, I'm an orphan."
[07:54] [laughter] The young gentleman takes his girlfriend to meet his parents and his grandmother.  Okay, I'm going to leave my things in my room. Wow, Frida Calo, I love it.
[08:07] Frida Calo, I love it. What was that?  Was it flirting?   I If you want, I'll show it to you.   Oh really. Yes. Come this way. This is really weird, bro.  [music]
[08:38] What do you want, sir?  What are your inventions? Ah, they know each other.  Oh, brother.  This is the first time that La Rosa de Guadalupe has surprised me is real.   Did you think you were going to get rid
[08:51] of me so easily?  I'm going to make sure your wife and son find out that I'm your lover. door. [ __ ].  I didn't hear anything because I'm
[09:05] deaf.  But you're a [ __ ].  [laughs] These two get into a really bad fight. She tells him that he gave her false hope when she already had a family.  We have memories of when he left her and gave her a not insignificant check for 350,000 pesos for
[09:18] clear.  She forgot that she is a woman and that women don't stay silent.  Not even with 10 [music] Here's your check.   I buy.   No
[09:36] wanted to do it to look cool and dramatic.  And after everything that happened, this little punk shows up.  My son, where did you go to leave your things?  To China or what the hell?  You took ages, you idiot. Then they're all eating and she, as
[09:49] Suddenly he says, "There's an Austrian painter named Gustav Clint. My favorite work of his is called The Lovers." know that she's the man's mistress , but they're already fed up with her; they don't like her
[10:05] What a beautiful dog [music].  Midas is such a strange name.  Midas.   He because he loves business.  And besides, he adores that dog.  Sometimes I feel like he Ah, so it's the dog I have to go out with, not
[10:20] Temu's Justin Bieber.  Thank God.  Now the father comes to the boy's room to forbid him from that relationship, to end it.  And he says to her, "No, why?"  And why would the father realize that having a small penis runs in the family?  Do you understand
[10:32] that, son?  It's serious.  It's serious. Mom and grandma say that we have to not too old, and also a girl who doesn't stare at Dad all horny and weird every chance she gets.  So, what
[10:44] Ana, it's Diego. n't know, Mida was having convulsions.  I don't know, I don't know what's wrong with him, but he's know, I don't know what's wrong with him, but he's dying.
[10:57] bro?  What happened? The dog was poisoned. How can there be people with such evil hearts as to kill a poor dog, Mom?  It was probably one of the neighbors, huh?  It's possible, but it
[11:10] could also have been some criminal. Or it could have been me.  We'll never Elma is in the tower.  I arranged to go to the theater with her.  I won't be able to go to the horrible happened.  They poisoned my dad's dog
[11:26] your dad's disgusting dog.  I know he was your dad, but someone really had to man, I'm telling you they killed my dad's German Shepherd.  [laughter] condolences for the little dog.  I didn't know that
[11:41] even offer condolences to people. But anyway, when he leaves the house they show us this. Of course you're going to pay me back for your Yes, yes, we know, we know that you hate that man and that you would do anything to
[11:55] hurt him.  But the question here is, who poisoned the puppy?  I need to who poisoned the puppy?  I need to know. Why does that dog look deader than the dog they said was dead?   I do
[12:10] n't understand, couldn't they change him if he knows how to act better, like he's dead. something, but no.  They just start planning a trip to Cuernavaca and the dogs are like, "Hey, aren't they going to adopt us or what?" The thing is, she tells him to
[12:23] go on that trip and promises him it will be a trip he'll never removing his organs. No, the day has come, nothing can be done. Then the boy arrives home and guess which girl he wanted to
[12:36] Yes, Cney is Winnie. That?  That's a big lie. Hello, they already know each other. Well, yes, yes, from the chat.  It's great that they Well, we really know each other , right?
[12:50] Well, I mean, really know him, like I'd like to, like getting to know him down to his penis, for example.  Well, no, God willing, very soon. We just had a coffee. Why don't you take her to the garden so they can get to
[13:04] How does the mother send them to kindergarten? Because she's already feeling suffocated and she Why don't you take her to the garden so they can get to know each other better?  [laughter] They make a divine couple.   They literally get a 10.  They are the
[13:19] like Fausto for my daughter. Oh, how demanding Mrs. Fausto is! I do Not only is the daughter all chubby, an identity thief, but also, oh Fausto, I would like her for my daughter. Anyone, ma'am, anyone has to be to your
[13:33] going to ask you not to comment on anything. Damn, they have a [ __ ] spring in their garden.  That?  What level of wealth is that?  Now I know why she became so millions here."  And that translates to millions
[13:47] of hamburgers, millions of wings. [music] Okay, sorry.  Since the episode is from 2012, I set my sense of humor to 2002. Thanks to the incident I had with you.
[14:00] I put up my picture and now everyone knows who I am.   Do you remember when I told you that you had 600 deleted. And since we're at the moment of truth, I want to tell you that the day I found you outside of school, I asked
[14:12] and for you to realize that I'm different from the other girls. And you are.  I had never seen a girl who always carried a cookie in her hand.  That's really fat, no way. Well, at least you and I are
[14:25] friends now.  Kids, time to eat. Oh, yes.  My favorite part of the day.  Now Fausto and Selma arrive at their new holiday love nest.  And while he goes .   I just want you to know that just as I
[14:39] want you to know that just as I killed your dog, I'm going to kill your son. females had before TikTok shaming existed. What do you think about leaving the pool for later?  Uh, no, don't answer.  Yes, they
[14:54] hours. What the [ __ ], crazy.  What do you mean, two hours?  If only he were Pharaoh Love Shady.  No way.  Hopefully, and assuming you 're my grandmother.  It lasted 3 seconds. Nothing.  The mailbox comes in.
[15:06] Nothing.  The mailbox comes in. Diego, tell me, what's going on?  Why Diego, tell me, what's going on?  Why the urgency to locate Fausto? Oh, how exaggerated.  I didn't see any knives anywhere.  I feel like
[15:18] she's going to kill him, but he's going to die happy.  Oh, yes.  And this is where the man finally confesses.  He tells his wife that he cheated on her with her that right now they have problems because he cheated on her with her son's girlfriend.  They start
[15:31] fighting, they slap him, and meanwhile, the other one actually killed the guy .  I don't understand, I see him very much alive, I don't know what his definition of all.  Out of nowhere, the police station appears in an epic fashion and they take her to
[15:45] you are very wrong. Mr. Diego Arriaga says the lying. You want to get revenge on Mr. Diego, that's why you Oh my God.  So what?  I thought they were at the police station, not on
[16:00] say those things, moms? You want to get revenge on Mr. Diego.   That's why she seduced her son.  [music] The mother gets fed up with the man and leaves him.  He tells his son everything.  He reacts.  He's starting to listen to the chubby girl.  This
[16:15] knew it. Because what matters most is what's meet.  You never know who they are. What, wasn't there enough budget for him to What, wasn't there enough budget for him to kiss her on the mouth or what?   In
[16:29] conclusion, if you're fat, take your cookie everywhere because it's from this chapter.  If you liked this video, give it a like, subscribe, don't forget here are two videos you might really like, or maybe not, or maybe you will
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