[00:00] We open with them showing us that their cavalry WHY? What do you—do you know what a cavalry is FOR? She emerged from the fucking enemy territory? [00:13] Why the fuck are you here? Why haven't you lit them already? Why aren't your defenses literally fucking stacked? [00:26] make some goddamn ten foot trenches— that amounts to fuck all. So she CAN actually activate fire, at a distance, at will. [00:41] And so, the Dothraki charge... —which looks to be in the fucking thousands— fucking MILES away from any goddamn support— [00:56] You should be using them to flank LATER, this is a fucking CAVALRY. Isn't this more reason to NOT send your fucking cavalry? [01:10] or the very least behind the front fucking lines? as an opening suicidal wave? does not mean they are well-suited to blindly walk into an army of thousands. [01:27] for the undead army than it would have taken, OH! They are! RIP the Dothraki faction, I guess. [01:40] because nobody here has any clue what they're fucking doing. And now, let's take a look back at the front line; what do we see? [01:52] Your first line of defense are fucking TREBUCHETS, You're supposed to protect these things, you FFFFUCKING RETARDS; —TWO FUCKIN' TIMES!— [02:06] FUCK YOU! What the FUCK? How is that even logistically a thing? You would just fall the fuck over and stop! [02:20] are just straight up dead. A literal fucking tidal wave of undead are washing over them. Jamie, Tormund, Sam, Ed, and Brienne, they are all on the front fucking line, [02:34] They're dead, they're fucking dead, fuck you, show. She's definitely dead, Oh, Jamie killed one, and now they're all gone. [02:47] Suddenly, Dragonfire, to light up the whole fucking... field? Your calvary would have appreciated it, wouldn't they? if you had opened with Dragonfi- ugh, Jesus Christ. [03:03] All you fucking need is Jon sitting on the Godswood to cover Bran, what the FFFFUCK? If you guys are going to do it, then do it, light the entire fucking army up, [03:17] What the fhhh... Look a- look at this: one fucking line of fire does THAT. But no, you just fuck off to attack the White Walkers, [03:30] Are we not concerned about the ice spears that they throw anymore? You know that armor for the dragon may have been a good idea considering the spears, right? Ahh, fuck it, apparently, it's been decided off-screen that this is a viable idea, [03:46] Why didn't you go for the back line of zombies as an actual plan in the fucking first place? We already know that the White Walkers like to stay behind. We also know that you kill a shit-ton of Whights if you kill one of them. [04:00] Why the FUCK didn't they OPEN with that, like they did in Hardhome? Have the blizzard cover the entire place before you send your guys in. [04:13] How the fuck is everyone so stupid?