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title: 'Forced My Friend to Make the Cringiest Anime Review #1 (feat. @Firnen)'
source: 'https://youtube.com/watch?v=mvnm_lyGNhc'
video_id: 'mvnm_lyGNhc'
date: 2026-07-22
duration_sec: 891
channel: 'SUMAG'
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# Forced My Friend to Make the Cringiest Anime Review #1 (feat. @Firnen)

> Source: [Forced My Friend to Make the Cringiest Anime Review #1 (feat. @Firnen)](https://youtube.com/watch?v=mvnm_lyGNhc)

## Summary

This video is an experimental collaboration where two friends, Sumac and Firn, exchange scripts and are forced to create the cringiest anime reviews possible. Sumac reviews 'Darling in the Franxx' while Firn reviews 'Tokyo Ghoul', resulting in intentionally absurd, vulgar, and humorous content.

### Key Points

- **Experiment Explanation** [00:02] — The video is a scientific-educational experiment where each participant writes a script for the other, filled with cringe, and the opponent must execute it exactly.
- **Sumac's Review of Darling in the Franxx** [01:14] — Sumac delivers a chaotic review, describing the world as having dinosaurs and kids, with nonsensical commentary about characters and plot, including crude jokes and typos.
- **Firn's Review of Tokyo Ghoul** [06:18] — Firn reviews Tokyo Ghoul, making inappropriate jokes about the protagonist Kaneki Ken, including explicit sexual references and absurd humor about ghouls and the plot.
- **Post-Review Discussion** [11:34] — The participants critique each other's videos, noting the poor editing and missed lines, but acknowledge the humor and entertainment value of the experiment.

### Conclusion

The video is a deliberately cringe-worthy and humorous experiment in script exchange, resulting in two chaotic anime reviews that prioritize shock value over substance.

## Transcript

touch, this video is purely experimental and scientific-educational, here's the essence of the event is that fir nano and I Say hello to firn Great We write scripts and send them to each other, and based on the scripts we receive, we
need to make a video You are absolutely right Ask And what's the joke and laughter here And I will answer you, you can write absolutely anything, you understand, pile on as much cringe as possible and the opponent will simply be obliged to
opponent will simply be obliged to fulfill it all, that's all, in general, in general, with, in fulfill it all, that's all, in general, in general, with, in general, and that's all, in general, we chose the themes for the scripts together to make it easier for us to make videos about them
easier for us to make videos about them Sumac is reviewing p on Mila In the Franxx and firn is reviewing Tokyo Ghoul Well, I hope you don't have any hot tea on hand so that you do n't accidentally spill it on yourself from fierce cringe
I think so I don't think so Enjoy [music]
watching Well, let's start with my cringe Yes, he's zigging he's zigging wait This snooty kept going  Let's look at my cringe. Good day. My name is Du. I dealt colossal damage and
created greed from scratch. I served in the army and worked at a bread factory. I did all sorts of [ __ ]. In general, but this kind of [ __ ]. I haven't done a review of Darlene yet. The
[ __ ]. I haven't done a review of Darlene yet. The FNKs. Let's go. The concept of the world is, [ __ ], the concept of the world is that the world has perished and even died. Only dinosaurs and some dinosaur kids remain. They're not very friendly and only want to kill
and loot. And the kids save the world and prove to the dinosaurs that they shouldn't have prove to the dinosaurs that they shouldn't have
Russian Earth because I don't see God or God, and not because they are physical.
This is the killing of dinosaurs. Trash. I already wrote this. [ __ ], here are these mistakes, typos, [ __ ].  I've already described this garbage dump, but [ __ ] it, I'm writing a script while I'm on the bus to the bathhouse to steam up. Well, let's get back to the eternal children. They're just pawns
in the game of the big guys who sit on their thrones of [ __ ] and say something smart. I don't go into details, but you can listen to what I'm saying. I'll tell you any funny [ __ ] you like. Say, for example,
burp. [ __ ], what the [ __ ] is this? It all starts with the fact that there's a woman you're not interested in. So, there won't be any further talk about her. But this sweet boy. I'm But this sweet boy. I'm interested. God, how is he?
promising genius, but he failed at piloting the Franxx. I have no idea why. Honestly, I can't tell you. I wasn't there. I was in the army, I don't really remember what I did there, but my ass still hurts. Then the
hir changes his cap. Well, then his lump started smoking pretty badly, and things started going uphill. It's a shame, of course, he's straight. But more on that later. but then beer pav pux rank in trigger investigations Well, the main characters
save humanity by destroying the wyrms who they are, of course, I will not explain yourself. Watch it. Although I would not recommend it, and then they are reborn as a [ __ ]. Well, that's all there is to it. There are a lot of tales and theories about the ending, like this is
Groundhog Day and they are reborn endlessly and always save the world or that they will then get to know each other again and live happily ever after, but you know what, I don't know. happily ever after, but you know what, I don't know. So this is a complete meaning. Now I
wanted to say is that perhaps during the course of the story it seemed to you that I was gay, but I'm not gay, I'm a smart aleck. Next, I will say that Darlene Franks is a fanservice dump where there is a lot of ass and little plot, the characters do not develop at all, it is not
clear. For what reasons they like each other, it is clear that there is an ass and there is a penis. But if you go outside and talk to people, it becomes clear that this is not how it works, people get to know each other and are constantly changing,
get to know each other and are constantly changing, those who stagnate. because there are no androgynous beings and love is hard work with a
ton of compromises and concessions on both sides But in general, you there Don't be upset, I don't go outside, I just read a quote from a women's public Maybe there's already a nuclear winter outside and who knows Okay, it was Sumac with you, I
winter outside and who knows Okay, it was Sumac with you, I took a [ __ ] in my cap Good luck to everyone [music] [ __ ]
SF good not normal no you did a good job with the editing like well, [ __ ], I don't know the first half was just silent [ __ ] well and so there and especially like I didn't even insert any jokes there and then Yes, I'm already like, I should take a [ __ ], took a [ __ ]
in [laughter]
seriously further Now we'll see what Firn did there, so that Vamin today about his favorite anime called Tokyo Ghoul
anime called Tokyo Ghoul rating 779 on chic sea Why not 10 and me No But this quite confirms the fact that this is my favorite anime And that means your favorite too otherwise I have a short penis  So,
the anime tells us about modern Tokyo. Where people and ghouls live. But these ghouls, in short, are secretive, such pitas, very cunning and hungry. That's why they love to eat people. I blame them for this. It's better to eat the contents of their wallets, it's fitness and more
calories. By the way, yes, I'm gay, in short, in this Tokyo, it means. There is such a character, he is the main character, Kaneki Ken, damn. What a sweetheart he is, a cutie, a sweetheart, I would just press him against the wall and gently plant him up to the tomatoes and then
harshly [ __ ] him on this table. I want to be as cool and sweet as him. So that some anime reviewer would press me to sleep while I pulled an empty wallet out of his pocket. I'm just sure that it is empty, because they are a selector, all beggars. But the
main thing is the process that follows. Well, you understand, yes. In general, my favorite skate is Ken. By an unfortunate accident, he met a mop named Riza and thought that she would encroach on his homosexuality, but it
turned out that this  The crazy profursetka watched all sorts of Bogomolov on the National Geographic channel and decided that she needed to bite off the head of the skates, just like that. In some dark place, but no such luck,
penis. If you didn't understand, these beams pinned our characters, they were there, these beams pinned our characters, they would have died there. But Ken the skates were lucky, [music] saved him and they transplanted his spleen, Riza.
saved him and they transplanted his spleen, Riza. After which he became a poker player, the spleen joke that the spleen is not a joke, what a joke - This is when I spit on a
cucumber and then eat it instead of doing something else with it. In short, the skate's doing something else with it. In short, the skate's
penis, laugh, laugh. So what about the truth? I'm not offended. Although no.  I'm offended, you know what they do with the offended. I do n't know either, but I'd really like to know. Yeah,
in short, Kaneki gradually began to become an insider, and all sorts of psychos began to gather around him, who were very attracted to his new gray very attracted to his new gray haircut, and this is his and this
written, what is this, most aggressive zxc, Isai ig zxc, uh, [ __ ], what is this
zive ZX. Well, yeah. Then he becomes a popular media giant, Ruero, forgetting about his friends and thinking only about cutting more cash. Well, in style, just a guy. 1 minute, now, why does he start hiding and
making excuses not to play DoTour with his friends? No one understands his dream. Girls, bunnies. By the way, I just ate a booger, it's very tasty. I advise everyone to try it. I don't need yours, they're not
I don't need yours, they're not tasty, so emotionless. tasty, so emotionless. Tell me now, tell me exactly how to understand all this. It's [ __ ]
[ __ ] hot and without air conditioning, I destroyed. destroyed there is ice but no
destroyed there is ice but no fire some kind of [ __ ] hedgehog my fire some kind of [ __ ] hedgehog my
[music] [laughter] turned out honestly such a shitty editing never in
honestly such a shitty editing never in my life
all these British scientists Well, to be honest, I could laugh and even laugh a little Sickle in his pants it's
fun to laugh at us but don't listen to Snooty I think it turned out really cool like overall you can make 10,000 videos review of Tokyo Walk They will all [ __ ] watch the main thing say that you have a short
dog if anyone else didn't get it No well you're good with editing like there are these stuffy moments that you wrote like it was stuffy there and at the end you did it well there like it's funny what the [ __ ] is there some mom is putting you somewhere 3
easy task And you did it perfectly with a perfectly with a plus And you didn't read this
missed the whole text, [ __ ], skip it, yes, he [ __ ] up the second page. Anyway, I'm sorry, I kind of thought that this was the end, really. Why? And I already forgot, you see, I just now remembered too much. By the way, yeah, me, what are you saying? Most likely, my ass would have
already burst. [ __ ], [ __ ], [ __ ], [ __ ], anal burst. [ __ ], [ __ ], [ __ ], [ __ ], anal spinner. I'm looking for a job, deals, I did 15 years for cosplaying on Ken skates. Well, how was I supposed to know that there are people, there are
people. It's impossible. You don't write to me about this. You only say that I like pizza with pineapples, that's true, but not more. I love pizza and
description, preferably a lot. That's what I said, I'll send it myself. He also has a video about the trading post. Holy [ __ ], but he's just imba. 13 energy drinks, a farce out of ten drunk, in short, the title is very realistic. Anyone can slip you a drink, cafe, cafe,
cafe. Yes, definitely put alcohol in your back, and then slap it and definitely put alcohol in your back, and then slap it and throw it away.  Somewhere under the fence, cotton wool,
that I'm some kind of Tey homosexual, but the much, don't you want to get a little want to get a little [music] of course,
not it. Here's the first video, the second one is okay so far. But I like the first one better. okay so far. But I like the first one better. Well, yes, I wrote a brand, not shitty
I think that when he releases a new track, but he wrote not shitty crap there.