[00:04] doesn't get a spring break wife this weekend has to do a pregnancy simulator. spring break wife here this weekend? Is that possible? All right.
[00:23] through. Put him on the floor with a white. What the side quest? white. What the side quest? He's on the ground.
[00:40] swung this way. This is a beautiful ending. I'm about to set the tears. This ending. I'm about to set the tears. This is the biggest side quest of all time.
[00:53] for spring break. There's people getting arrested. Every girl is cheating on their boyfriends. But the thing is, we're not going just to party. I know you don't know what I'm about to say. What? Dude, we have to find a spring
[01:05] break wife by the end of this 48 hours. And if we don't, we have to do a birth simulator punishment. So, like, that means we got to get hooked up. If we don't find a wife in the cheater capital of the world, we have to do a birth
[01:18] simulator. We have 48 hours, too. Oh. Oh, 48 hours, too. But no, but they it's girls that get dragged there with their like hoe friends and then you get the hoe or whatever it is." You know, we're going to find that one.
[01:33] Have you been to Florida before? Yeah. One time. What was it for? What? No. No. [ __ ] a fan challenge. No. No. We're not putting that. Oh my god. I just remembered. I just remembered. I've played these games before. No way. You
[01:46] just said that. You ready to go? Let's do it. I could use a dream or a genie or simpler than this. Yo, that bathroom was fire. Yeah. So spacious. And I didn't go
[01:58] to the bathroom either. What were you doing? You don't know the mileon club? Is the mile goon club? It's when you're a mile high up a goon.
[02:10] Yo, let's go. You already know what the [ __ ] going You already know what the [ __ ] going on. You just shook his hand. Yo. Yo, you just shook his hand. What happened? Oh, he just I joined the mile class like an
[02:22] hour ago. So, you just beat So, you just beat yours. Good to see you though.
[02:34] tough one. I think it's possible, but you really got to get in your bag for to find a spring break wiper this weekend? Is that possible right there? Every girl we've seen is a just a drunk mess, dude. There's not a single like
[02:49] not going to be playing defense, right? Like, if we find a wife, you're not making them look bad. I'm just going to do what I got to do. Okay, you think I'm going to make it happen. I'm
[03:02] I'm going to make it happen. I'm not going to lie, since you're so confident, I want to see you do the punishment. Both of y'all. [ __ ] you. What the [ __ ] Hopefully our wife's out there. She ain't
[03:16] [Music] I know it's going to be hard to find a got some side quests. We're going to be having fun. Reach out. Say what's good. Or else we're going to be doing this this birth simulator. I don't want to do
[03:30] this birth simulator. I don't want to do this. Yo, I can't see anything. You guys need to stop for one second. JD's blind. He's mute. And I'm deaf. people are blind, deaf, and mute. Except we're doing it on the beach and uh we're
[03:44] lead to the be our wife. Lead me to the faucet. That's all I need. You can't hear. Well, you can't hear, bro.
[03:58] can't see right now. Oh, my phone. Where my Where my bow? What the hell? Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Oh, I can see I can see her. Hold on. I can see see I can see her. Hold on. I can see her. Damn. What's your name? Hi, my name
[04:12] her. Damn. What's your name? Hi, my name is
[04:27] Yo, um, what's your name again? Aris. Araelis. Oh, that's a beautiful name. That's a beautiful damn. Go JD. What? Go J. Yo, top. Stop playing with me. Stop playing with Dude, that better not be the twerking on me. Yo,
[04:42] with this. Hold on. Hey, watch where you're walking. What's up? Yo, Royale. Take a picture with who? Wait, how do I take a picture, though? Four drums. Four drunks. With a four drop, bro. How? I can't see.
[05:01] You took selfies. You drunk. I took selfies. Drop. You took a selfie. A selfies. Drop. You took a selfie. A [ __ ] Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I love you.
[05:17] What? What? Talk to me, bro. What happened? What happened? What happened? Oh. Oh. What happened? Where? Where? Where? Where? we stop? Why we stop? Yo, man. Say something. Why do we stop?
[05:32] what I'm basically saying is No, why do we stop? I Bro, I don't know what you're saying to me. You got to use your hands, bro. You got to use the Why did we stop? What the [ __ ] does that mean? What is going on here? Oh, I hear [ __ ] Hold on.
[05:48] How y'all doing? Listen, listen, listen, listen. I could tell all y'all beautiful y'all. My two friends right here are trying to find a wife during spring break. Like, is that possible? Is that possible? No.
[06:02] Can y'all use sign language so I can get in on this? Mhm. Thank you. See, we got someone that gets it. Thank you. What What's your name? Gabby. Gabby, it's nice to meet you. I'm Joe. I'm Joe. Are you single? Are y'all wifey material?
[06:18] Where's he at? Where's he at? He's on the ground. He's on the ground. Yo, who just do [ __ ] at me? Your friend lobby. meet you. I'm going to text you when we're done this.
[06:49] you are. I watch all Oh [ __ ] Who? Which one? Oh, you a real ass, bro. That's crazy. Hey, what's happening? What's happening right now? Are we taking a picture? Are we taking a picture?
[07:03] Wait, where the camera at? Where the camera? Put it on. Guys, we're switching roles. By the way, you can't see out these. Joe's blind. I'm deaf. He's mute. I can't even hear right now. Let's go. You can sit down.
[07:17] What do you say? What is he doing? 28. He's 28. Mhm. I'm 23. Mm. He's lying if thing. He keeps trying to play defense on me. I don't get it. I have a Fortnite
[07:29] have a Fortnite wallet? Yeah, I do. That's fire, huh? Look at I used to be fat as [ __ ] Me, too. 2001.
[07:42] It's fake. Mhm. Mhm. It's fake. Did he just say I have a fake to reverse my age? That's disgusting. That's disgusting. I don't got any tattoos. I don't with tattoos. I don't I'm not putting a
[07:55] sticker on a Rolls-Royce. Are you loyal? Mm-m. Are you loyal? Mm-m. No, not
[08:09] what a cheater. How big you want it? How big you want it? I'mma leave you guys be. I'll text you when this off me. Nice meeting you, by the way. Seriously, I ain't going to cap. There's a bad [ __ ] right now with
[08:23] t out. But you're missing. Holy. She just showed her titty out right now.
[08:39] football at me? You're good. You're good. I got him. I'm You're good. You're good. I got him. I'm dead ass. shell shock. All right, I'm good. Put feet up. Watch out. Feet a little bit
[08:55] forward. Move it forward. No, the wrong one. Top one. one? Hey, what are you doing? What video? Oh,
[09:09] know what I'm saying? Can you not hear what I'm saying? Dirty maxing. Dirty macking. Dirty macking. Dirty macking. We're We were dirty macking. Dirty
[09:23] dirty pull out of there. Honey, you can't see. You lying. That's a right. Can't see. Hold on. You can't even see. He's blind now.
[09:41] Stop. Stop. Stop. You're going to run into a tree. Treat. Tree. You're going to run into a tree. You're insane for running that far blind. Hell yeah. I'm anything to them? Listen. Learn to be selfish.
[09:55] and get what's yours. Get what you deserve. Don't ever let these guys are official, man. [ __ ] Hey, we got the blessing from Cousin J. Nobody's doing it like you guys, bro. That means a lot. Seriously, I watch your Let's go, baby.
[10:09] I'm a fan. Yo, so far, have we found any wives? I found one girl. I found a girl, too. I got her number. She texted me. Okay. But it was like a a tongue out material, so we got to keep I got to keep looking. You found one? Yeah.
[10:23] Really? I Oh, we got to link up with her later. Yeah. Love you guys. Oh, what up, bro? Yeah. How you doing? Oh, yeah. McCain, right? Yeah, bro. How you doing? You're hilarious. I love your um the videos when you do like the the E date
[10:35] the time. Yeah, bro. I've never seen this guy, though. My name's D. I knew this guy, though. My name's D. I knew there was that one black guy. Diversity. Appreciate you, bro. Thank you so much. I'll be safe. You guys are always sold
[10:48] out, though. Have a good one, bro. Tell y'all are always sold out. Damn. Oh. Oh. restocked them. Oh, you restocked. Restock. Beautiful. So, they should have it all in stock. Yeah. Family-friendly fans.com. Go there. Shop it. I got I got
[11:01] wifey material though, but I think we can find that. You got to spend a day with them and see like I don't know if I want to spend a day with them.
[11:13] with us? So, at least we could have a lead. Maybe not the not the wives, but what I mean? I think it'd be really sad if we went to dinner alone. Yeah. Yeah, that is pretty sad. Yeah, you guys are start vlogging. Yeah. Hey, I declare
[11:27] vlog. This is going to be the greatest successful year. God, I pray for the biggest successful life. Big things are happening in your life. You haven't seen That means a ton, bro. What do you guys do? What is it? It's called family
[11:39] friendly. How How long has it been going for? Uh 2 years now. How you loving it? to subscribe to your stuff. And what's your name? I'm Phil, bro. Phil, nice to Have a good one, Phil. I love that guy. That's Ank. Dude, we should haveing
[11:53] getting it right. Where? Over there. It's on to the two females. Should we go over to Phil? Yes. Do it. Do it. Oh my god. I think we found I think we found today? What's the goal? Oh, where you guys from? From Georgia. Have a good
[12:07] to like Oh, you can tell. You can tell. You can tell immediately. Like I We have Are you serious? Literally, if you start talking to them and they give you some like cold shoulder, if you just walk away, you you waste no time. Literally
[12:20] burrito from now on and you're going to say, "Oh, we should go get a burrito." And we all just walk away. That's our strat. How old are you? I'm 30. 35. Cap. Cap. 35. Embarrassing. But no, you look young, bro. You guys are dope as cuz
[12:33] the camera, like they're in the club with their thing, drunk, but not really what I mean? You guys are different. I mean, you could drink and have fun, but mind. We don't need no drinks. Why not show people like, "Hey, let's make our
[12:46] Like, it's just such a poison. You trying to go get dinner with us? Yes, I'm going to get dinner with you guys. Okay, bet. She knows. How you doing? What? What are you in the back? You come with me. Come with you. Where
[13:01] It's up to you, man. You want You trying to go there? Wait. Don't do it. Don't do it. Shut your ass up. Okay. Okay. Okay. Wait. What's going on? What's going on? What the [ __ ] Holy. What the is this side quest? Wait. What do you mean? I'll
[13:15] Burrito. Burrito. Burrito. Burrito. That's my friend Courtney. Nice to meet you're good. Nice to meet you. Can I take my boy? I need him. I need him. I need him. I need him. I need him. It's my I'm doing a threesome with him. Stop.
[13:29] if I put one person in the front? We got all six. Thank you so much. Appreciate So, I've dealt mental illness for over 14 years. OCD diagnosed. Oh [ __ ] Um bad. And I resulted drinking cuz my father was like not really there. He was
[13:45] never really there for me. Um I grew up a bully kid. Um, it was bad. And I kept to be handicapped if you keep doing this." A couple weeks ago, I woke up in I'm glad you're alive, dude. What's my influence? How can I make a change?" All
[13:59] right, bro. We need advice here, dude. Joe and I have a punishment coming up if It's crazy. Thing is, they're all hoes, though. They're all Sorry. I'm sorry. I had to I'm sorry. You know what's crazy? What's up? We were looking for girls to
[14:13] honestly, I'd rather have your presents. Facts. This is much better. This is much better. This is way better. Oh, who's this? I just ran over. Hello. Hey, this? I just ran over. Hello. Hey, Stephanie. Oh my god. What's up? Hey,
[14:25] you you guys got to go on a date or something. You guys both have great something. You guys both have great energy. No, he's my friend.
[14:37] called her sandwiches. Oh, they did. They called her sandwiches. Phil, you ready? Gotcha. Beautiful. Beautiful execution. friend role. That's the point. Every girl's my friend. I'm tired of it. Okay.
[14:50] role. You can't play the friend role. You got to flirt immediately. If you immediately in the friend zone. Can you get out of it? to get out of a friend zone is if you level up. Then they want you. They're
[15:03] drinking any girl's minds, I am telling you right now, Phil, you are a great personality. Like it ra alcohol. You do not need that. Nick Narcino Narcino's right. Nick Narcino. His his his thing is make [ __ ] happen. He's a great friend
[15:17] of his. Why do I feel like he has a good heart? He's good. He's a good guy. I like him. He's one of my favorite influ. He's my favorite. Really? He's like that. You trying to go back with us or Yes. The sky's is the limit. We're here.
[15:31] Yes. The sky's is the limit. We're here. Woo. Woo. That's how it started. He's gone. Have you met Phil? Oh yeah. Look at this. What the is happening? This is side quest. Is this side quest?
[15:47] This is side quest. Is this side quest? This a side quest. Damn. Damn. catch that? Gabe. Gabe, you got a P. I'm not going to lie. I got a I got like
[16:03] I'm not going to lie. I got a I got like a whiff with your number is future. Okay. Mwife. Future ex-wife. All right.
[16:22] Do it with me. Let's go. Girls, girls. I got it. I got Let's go. Girls, girls. I got it. I got it. I got it.
[16:40] [ __ ] The film buff. There's no nerf. The film up is crazy. Oh, give me that here since you been here. Who's the guy that caught your eye the most? Um, you
[16:57] like that. All right, let's do it. Yo, how many numbers you going to get today, bro? What are you [ __ ] 30 or the 30th number? Playing defense on me. They're Matty. Matty. Matty. Locking with me. No. Matt. Look at me. Matty. Matt. Matt.
[17:10] This is the playing defense. Like this is like the biggest hole in full. I love I'm from California. Oh, you love I'm not even from here. I'm from California. We're not here for a long time. We're here for a good time. All
[17:24] right. Bye. Nice seeing you, Maddie. Huh? She's not really a wife, though, bro. She literally said, "I I'm a hoe, too. I'm a hoe, too. I like He was defending me like, "Oh, McCain's a hoe." And then And then she goes, "Me, too. I
[17:37] basically keeping it real. You're keeping it real. That's That's the goal That's the ones you want right there. I like to keeping it real, but it just going to divert. I like your drip. I like the Thank you. Where you taking me
[17:50] like the Thank you. Where you taking me shopping? Oh, damn. Taking you shopping. [Applause] Down the camera. The camera man. Down.
[18:15] Was that awesome? Family friendly. I mean it was a new experience. Yeah. My name is AD. How old are you? 18. You know there's a cop there, right? Yeah. from the sex offender registry? Yo. Whoa. What the What are you going to do,
[18:30] bro? You can get put in jail right now. You could get put in jail right now. I didn't even know you swung this way to be honest. You was like I saw you kissing up on a dude neck last night. Yo, it was weird, dude. I saw you on a
[18:42] You know what he texted me yesterday? Wait, you want to see this text? What the What kind of show? Look what he sent me. He He set up a tripod and he sent me said, "Come hit this." This is what he said. Yo. All right. He came up to me
[18:57] and he said, "Come hit this." And he sent me this photo. He sent me this. I No, you literally said the text right below this is I set up my tripod just You have the key card." Do you believe that? That's what you told me. I did
[19:10] believe that. Wo. What happened to your girl though? No. This man is the No. No. No. This is crazy. She started believing every lie, calling me gay. He thought I was gay for a second. I'm not going to lie. Now it's rap for the rest of the
[19:22] trip. There's no If you're next to a female talking to dirty me. No, no, no. It's too late. You guys, you created an award. You created a war. Are you having fun? Too much fun. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
[19:44] Whoa. Is that a wife? This blonde one with the jeans. She's not wearing all that skimpy. Joe. Joe. Oh my god. Joe, this is your turn. I'm right hand. Can you not my boyfriend? No. No. No. No. No. No. We're
[19:58] not no. Hold on. Hold on. I don't know who that man is. We came out here with the craziest goal. We want to see if we can find a wife. Babe, you better stop me. Stop. No. No. But do you say you're more
[20:12] on the wife side or the not so wife side? Why? This is your 40th female he's talking to today. Just relax. I haven't talked to anybody today. Is bro. Yeah, he's literally he's playing defense
[20:25] should I say? Like this. What's I'm the one that play. Oh, play defense real quick. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Yo, you'reing him. That's like the see. Yo, you'reing him. That's like the fifth girl tonight.
[20:40] That's all he does. Manager. I will manager I respect you. I will even cut it down from 3 minutes to 1. Let me just get your number right
[20:52] now. Let's go on a date. Be my spring break. No, I think that girl just called you at?" Who is this? We have a section in a visa. So, like, we're about to go a good night, though. She'll send you a text. Yeah, we'll see. We'll see you
[21:05] guys later. Yeah. I know what's next. Everything. We're pumped up. Phil, where did you come from? What is wrong with you guys? Who from? What is wrong with you guys? Who the is this?
[21:18] hang out with you tomorrow? We'll see. Was she wing material? I don't know. Yeah. I need more. I need I need dinner. I need I need a date. Was she Was she Yeah. The manager The manager put me on a time limit. What's next? The freaking
[21:31] worry about girls right now cuz they're just going to come. I'm going to be my I'm going to let them come. I don't chase. I attract. Yeah. That's true. That's true. So, are we just going to stand here? Let's
[21:44] attract chasing. Let's attract. That's chasing. That's chasing. That's chasing. That's chasing. Wait, Phil. I'm right here. Oh, Phil. Wait.
[21:56] I swear Phil got the renegon, bro. Dude, be teleporting. Be teleporting. You have be teleporting. Be teleporting. You have a better eye than me. What is Why is that man driving? Why is that guy driving? Why is he driving?
[22:10] Where is he going in the oncoming traffic from? Are you trim right now? I hot. You got to start saying, "Oh, that girl's trim." Oh, perfect. That girl trim. That's our new term. Oh, trim. Love the outfits. Trim. Trim. Trim.
[22:23] Love the outfits. Trim. Trim. Trim. That's her code. Trim. Trim. Trim. You dirty dog. It's okay. It's okay. Middle's trim. She's trim. She's trim. You're like, what is that trim? It's going to say trim. Oh my
[22:37] doing? We saw you guys. I saw you guys like earlier. I said something. I was Trivia question. What do you think trim means? Ask us an intellectual question. means? Ask us an intellectual question. What is 2 plus two? Four. Amazing. Damn.
[22:51] How many% can a human use of their mind? That's a good one. 80%. They say it's side of the brain? Left or right? I disagree. It's actually not. He's right. Actually, left hemisphere. Look it up. I'm Uncle Phil. I know it all. That's a
[23:05] mystery. That is know it all. He does know it all. Uncle Phil, you my trim twin. Trim twin. Uncle sounds old to the girls. I don't know. Radical Phil. Awesome Phil. No, it's Uncle Phil. I like your Adidas,
[23:18] Uncle Phil. Go. Are you famous? He's get matching shoes, will I get the best date? We'll go on the best date if I match your shoes. How old are you? Yes. How old are you first? You first. 18.
[23:31] How old are you first? You first. 18. Wow. So, I'm Uncle Phil then. Today was actually a beautiful turnout with no drinking. No drinking. See, you can have fun with no alcohol. That's Give me Because Because you need to
[23:44] That's all it is. That's all it is. That's all it is, bro. Trim twin. My trim twin. Trim twin. Trim twin. My trim twin. What's up? I'm Savannah. What's your name? Savannah. Yeah. I'm staying at a frat house. Oh, you ran through.
[24:00] No, I'm just kidding. Wait, you're living at a frat house? How many of them hit? No, no, no. Just for the week. I have How many of them hit zero? On my mother's legs. My mother's legs. He will get struck down if I
[24:15] return any other. Get that. What? What? You just said that. You could, but Oh. Oh, I What? Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Hold over here. Come over here. Come over here. Camera. Camera. I don't need a
[24:30] camera. I don't need the camera. Oh my god. That's so smart cuz we can't go in there cuz we have cameras. Oh, daddy. Go, go, go. Yo, what are you doing? Why Let's do it. Let's do it quick. Yeah. Just giving her like information like
[24:45] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let me get there. We're We're about to be rich together. Yeah. Are you the file they just had on the news? I don't know what he's talking about. The spring break. Just Just text me. Just text me. Just like a
[24:57] serial. You have an amazing. All right. Are you wearing a wig? No. No. That's anything like that. It's crazy. You didn't drink or anything? Nothing, dude. love. I love finding people and just
[25:10] don't need no alcohol, no drugs, no nothing. You literally need nothing. Phil, give me a goddamn hug, bro. Sending you home, brother. Dude, thank tomorrow. Yeah, we're killing it. This felt like 3 days, bro. Bro, it did ass
[25:23] week, bro. And think about we got more to do tomorrow. And you don't have a a Wait, you do you did get a number. What if mine was all cap? What if mine was I if mine was all cap? What if mine was I honestly think you're good.
[25:43] delete. Delete that. That's too much. I I need I helping both of you. I'm bro. You haven't secured the bag yet. Don't get too happy now. Do not get too happy. You You better not [ __ ] me over
[25:56] at dinner. I'm sleeping amazing. I don't hear nothing. I swear to God you me at dinner. We're turn I'm turning those pictures into a reality. I'm gone tonight. You better duct tape that [ __ ]
[26:19] got a weird Snapchat, too. It's insane. No, no, no, no. I got like like I got multiple and it's all from the same guy. Yo, this one I know who it is. I think I No, this is actually scary. No, no, no. I really think I know this guy. I think
[26:33] I Is this you? Is that Got to wait for daddy to come home. Is this you? from this weird ass guy. Look at this. Come hit this zatty. What the is this
[26:49] one? Okay. What the [ __ ] Come hit this zatty. Who the [ __ ] is Wait a minute. bro? Oh my god. Oh my god. Have you seen these though? Like this. We like I think I recognize this guy practicing my arch
[27:04] though. I think there's more. It was like a multi snap twerk photo for the like a multi snap twerk photo for the gram.
[27:20] into look how good this is. Let me see.
[27:35] We're trying to find a girl before the song goes like song and something. Yeah, who you want and I we'll get the dinner. You going to help us out right now? No, kill it. Are we going to do this, Uncle Phil? We Yes. I'm back. I'm here. Okay.
[27:48] you're good, bro. Yeah, let's do it, dude. You know Joe. Look at Joe. Pin Joel. Pin Joel. Pin Joel. Crazy. You know, amp him up. He's He's down. Amp him up, bro. He's very He's really down, dude. He He can't land a girl
[28:03] right now. Rough day today. Rough day today. Listen, you got a long day ahead here. There's too many of them. It's all you, bro. I think you need to get him out. Like, you need something dab him up and get him up here, bro. Let's
[28:21] Oh [ __ ] He's back on his knees. He's back on his knees. Don't look at me. Don't look at me right now. Don't look at me right now. Don't fall. My fault. We're joking. Oh my god. Oh my god. Look at
[28:34] at E. now. Okay, we're going to go down there with lights on and we're going to figure it out. Yo, let's use what Nick says. We're going to make [ __ ] happen. Shout
[28:47] out to Nick Narcino. Let's go. Wait, we got to call him. Let's call him right now. How you doing? What up, Nick? What's up? Let's go, baby. Listen, this is Phil. He is your biggest fan. Phil, let me say something. When McCain calls
[29:01] me and tells me there's something important, I know it's important. I know talking to you right now. This I'm going to do this. U this is Brandon. I don't going to pray for you. Dear God, I pray thank you for Nick Nerina's life. I pray
[29:13] for the right people in his life. God, I pray for his relationship stats with his biggest financial year. He's going to influence people. Big things are coming. Amen. I'm going to be real with you, bro. I I I texted one of my
[29:25] roommates and I was like, "Bro, I got to get back to getting closer to God. I want to read I want to read the Bible more cuz I really I really I'm like I'm I'm down. I'm swear to God. I swear to God. I'm teared up, man. I'm tearing up
[29:41] God. I'm teared up, man. I'm tearing up because I needed that. I needed that. You want me to be real? I needed that." Yeah. So, Nick, we're in the depths here and we need a make happen moment where something happens crazy. So, I
[29:54] wanted to call the man himself and do a make happen. Yo yo yo, we get a whole make happen. Yo yo yo, we get a whole group.
[30:06] [Applause] Let's [ __ ] go, baby. Let's go. You got me tearing, dude. I'm actually so happy to see this. Wow. Nick. See you, bro. That I know that's going to happen. That was intro, right?
[30:20] going to happen. That was intro, right? How did I You like that? How do How do you feel right now? I I manifested that. This is creepy. It's weird. I was I I was going to pray for him like that. But at the end of the day, God forgive
[30:33] finding forgive me. Forgive me, God. Church is done. We're going to have fun. We're yesterday. Are we going to make it happen? We got to get a wife, dude. Are
[30:46] we going to get it, Uncle Phil? Are we going to get it? It's already No, no, already done. I want a girl like a trademark woman that's like hot, that's just everywhere with me. But I want that one that's with me that's like gorgeous.
[30:59] one that's with me that's like gorgeous. [ __ ] Like I'm constipated. [ __ ] Point out where the girls at. Point them out. I'm going for it. With a bag of chips. chips. Oh, Phil's in his bag. Phil's in
[31:12] got the number. He got the number. Uncle Phil 1v3 is insane. No, I don't know how you feel. Hey, they want dinner. They want dinner for this. No, no, no. We're burritos. We're good right now. I'm sorry. We ordered the burritos. Yeah, I
[31:25] ate. You can't mention the YouTubers either. Like, like Oh, makes them think never mention it. Never mention. If they ask, I literally go 100 subs. I want you noticed there were clout chases. I didn't see none of that. Oh, they were
[31:39] or like when they're good people and they have good intention. I can tell literally looking at somebody. Everybody in my team, the best people in the there's no one in my team that would get bad ever. Best people on my team. That's
[31:53] it. Uh, we just recording just trying to them boys, them two, they made a a a spring break wife. Find a wife out here. You want me to help you? You can't turn a into a wife, though. Kanye did it. Wifey material.
[32:09] say there's no wifey material. She's literally drunk, passed out. Like, how that's why we're here is cuz we're on impossible difficulty.
[32:21] [ __ ] So, what do we do? Yeah. Come on. So, what's your favorite favorite part of spring break? Uh, we just got here today. You just got here. Ready? Get pumped up. Pumped up. Pumped up. Pumped up. Pumped up. Ped up. They
[32:35] to stay out. She's a She's a leader here. So, if whatever she says goes, Turn up with us, guys. At least till midnight. You want to go on an adventure? Yeah. What was your name? I'm Sydney. I'm Joe. Nice to meet you. Am I
[32:47] want to be if you come on a side quest. Yes, of course. What's your resume? Finley. Finley. That's a cool name. I like your outfit. Oh, thank you. Oh my play any sports? Family friendly. Let's go. Appreciate you, bro. Out. Appreciate
[33:03] This is my first time learning about family friendly. Well, now you guys know going to go home and watch the videos. You danced them? I did. Yeah. Dance. You danced them? I did. Yeah. Dance. Dance. Yeah. Like high school. Wow. Hey,
[33:18] that's too funny. Competitive. Oh, that's cool. You know that? Wait, this is a little [ __ ] You're like, you know them. Okay, I feel your cover. No, you're
[33:33] good, bro. I appreciate you, bro. So, basically, we came here with a goal, 48 hours, and we were trying to see if we could find a wife a wife. Find a wife. Me and the red shirt guy in Fort Lauderdale. I hate to
[33:46] not. That's why I said it's going to sound dumb. That's the whole point. The first day yesterday was insane. Today Today wasn't so good. You guys are the only cool people we've met the entire day. That's why today sucked. No. No.
[33:59] When you guys me went through hell the whole day. I really with Finley. I think she's got a good energy. She is wifey material. I think she's got good energy. Ask for her number. I would ask her number, but I'm still talking to her. I
[34:13] really know her like that yet. You should just talk to one of these people walking back. No, trust me. We've been We were doing this all last night and tonight and today. They're not interesting. Yeah, they are. You're
[34:25] rough. I'm telling you. I I'd say I'm pretty interesting about the fact that I'm your most interesting person in Fort in Fort Lauderdale. An interesting person is a normal genuine person. Like, you seem like a genuinely nice
[34:38] person. Any girls have you found that are genuine here? Yeah. Zero besides me. Lit. Okay, that was a bad not PR answer. Not PR answer. One. One. One. Who is she? Her name's Sydney. You know,
[34:55] she's kind of cool. She's all right. Going to bed at 9:00 p.m. No, you're to go on a side quest. I want to go on a side quest with Finley. We logged in. Side quest. Side quest. Maybe we go to the beach. Let's go. Uncle Phil, we're
[35:09] going to go solo with them. Us with the cameras. Oh, god. What type of music do you listen to? Rap and pop. Really? I love rap. Really? Did you hear Card's love rap. Really? Did you hear Card's new album? I haven't. I It's so good. I
[35:21] was on a plane all day, so like I like haven't had time. I heard I heard like one. What' you hear? Crush. Yeah. Really? Are you just doing this for content? No. No. No. No. No. Listen, our videos are different than any other
[35:34] YouTube channel. And everybody else out here is doing like give me your craziest spring break confession. You know what I mean? Have you seen those? Yeah. It's like that. We don't do any of that. Wait, it's not even cold. No, it's nice.
[35:48] walking back. Well, we got to show them up. We got to show them up. Oh my god. Yo, she's slimy. Hey, you know Finley? You know Sydney? I actually haven't met Sydney yet. I've actually not met you.
[36:03] Yeah, we Oh, I didn't know your name. She doesn't shake hands. She doesn't I'm going to slow walk back and get to know Finley more. Yeah. Long walk the beach. Have you ever played pickle ball? I love pickle ball. Shut the [ __ ] up.
[36:17] You're serious? Yes. That's my favorite thing. We have um back home we have like play like a pickle ball house like where you just play with bunch of courts. Bro, I am like obsessed. Oh my y'all look amazing together. I'm not annoyed. No
[36:29] funny. Oh, thank you. This is crazy. You guys only came for 48 hours? Yes, you can't do much in 38. We did a lot. We did a lot. We barely slept. Like, we've done everything. My main thing, the whole goal of this entire thing was to
[36:42] find a spring break wife. And I think I found her. So, I mean, did I? You might have found your wife, maybe. Okay. What are you looking for? You a wife? Sure. I'm looking for classy. Somebody that supports in the family is awesome.
[36:58] comedy and funny just going doing random. I've been told I'm a little random. I've been told I'm a little sarcastic. Yeah. Oh, cool. You're typing a gun. More about personality. I like somebody who actually cares for me. Oh,
[37:11] yeah. I haven't had that. Oh, that was a diss whoever she was seeing last. Damn. wholesome. It's like a good group. You guys should be proud. Definition of wholesome is normal people. Normal people. Okay. Everyone here is
[37:26] normal. They're just No, a lot of people. Okay, I'm glad being straightforward. No offense to all my lovely women out there, but they just my lovely women out there, but they just want to like like not me personally. And
[37:41] that's why this is wifey, you know. Wifey. Wifey. Are you husband? I guess so. What are your husband qualities? Hard worker. Determined. I never give up to me, I never let go of it. You know, I like to take care of my health and my
[37:56] don't want to be one of those like fat dads that can't take care of their kids. Literally me. Also, physically fit. I think physically fit is really different that are jacked at the gym, but they're loaded up on steroids. You know what I
[38:10] mean? I have one final question, though. I have one final question. If you had to do spring break with me one more time, would you do it? I know our time was short as my spring break wife, but if we had to do it all over again, would you?
[38:24] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I would. You would? You seem like a really nice genuine guy. Thank you so much. Huh? I didn't see you going. Family. Family. If we got the Wa
[38:36] Sydney, will you marry me? I'll marry you. I'll marry family. Will you be my spring break wife?
[38:50] We're getting married. Amazing. I'm married. Let's go. you. Get home safe. Please get home you. Get home safe. Please get home safe. It's too good. Damn. I see you.
[39:04] Okay. We don't have to do the photo. [Applause] Wait, wait. Where y'all going? Where they going? No. He's going to jump in they going? No. He's going to jump in the water. No. No. He's about the mic.
[39:20] movie. This is a beautiful ending. I'm about to send a tear dramatic, bro. Oh proud of y'all. I'm so proud of y'all, man. Like, hug.
[39:37] We need Uncle Phil. We got to report back. They found me. Cuz it's cuz you brought them over. No, Phil. You brought them
[39:51] over. You did it. [Music]
[40:04] Where the [ __ ] am I, bro? Joe. Joe, are we lost? I'm not lost. I'm side questing. Wait, where'd you even get that? Familyfriendly fans.com. Okay. Okay. But where the [ __ ] are we?
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