[00:00] There's a really wild clip of Warren Ziders and he's signing maybe after a show and a fan comes up to him and says, Hey, have we been talking online? It's an older lady. It's sad for her. Do we have audio of this? Do we pull it? Okay. Would you mind playing that?
[00:18] I'm sorry, I have a lot of things to say.
[00:30] I'm sorry. Thank you. Very nice. Warren's Irish has a couple big songs. Maybe a couple of other ones. Long haired, good looking dude. What's his big song, right?
[00:42] Pretty Little Poison? So he's there at a table. She comes up. You don't see her face, but she is an older lady, I'm going to guess, in her 60s. And she says, hey, I've been talking to you online.
[00:55] And he says, no, it's not me. And then I just want to make sure you guys know what she said. Then she said, can I give you my cell phone number? Because I'd like to talk to you about it because she's giving a bunch of money.
[01:07] And then he says, no, I can't do that. And she says, okay. Wow. Everybody's in a bad spot there. She is because she's been taken advantage of. He is because he's being recorded.
[01:19] This is happening. And there's a risk that he'd come off as insensitive. He handled it perfectly, but it just shows you, man, you don't know who's getting scammed, who the scammer's acting like.
[01:32] I mean, that literally could have been in the documentary that Mariana came out today. Okay, yeah. That situation is what you'll see in that documentary.
[01:45] So it felt bad for her. It felt bad for him. Yeah, what an awkward situation. Maybe. Yes. What if she faked it to get his number and it didn't work? The whole thing was made up.
[01:57] To get his number, it was going to be a scam from her to get his number next level. Hey, you know what? Anything is possible. Anything is possible. I don't think that's what happened. but that's happened who knows how many times is my name but for sure I know a couple of times
[02:12] where people have given a couple to a few thousand dollars to someone acting like me and our attorneys say because I said hey can I like give them some money because it wasn't a hundred thousand bucks it's like two thousand for one of them they say can I just give them
[02:28] two thousand bucks since they lost that money I feel bad it's not my fault but I feel bad And they said no because, one, it sets a precedent, and two, it could be them scamming you, saying they were scammed when they really weren't scammed, trying to get money from you to save them who it seems like they've been scammed and they hadn't been.
[02:46] Yeah. I think I followed that. Yeah. Like that also could have been a scam. Uh-huh. Someone saying they got scammed. So that's all. That sucks.
[02:58] That's all that this morning. I thought I'd bring it in. Amy, what do you have? So, hot topic yesterday. Remember? Hot topic we had. You don't want to die in the toilet, and if you do, we can't tell anyone you died in the toilet.
[03:13] You have to make up a new narrative. Is that the hot topic? No. Oh, that was the hot topic yesterday, though. What else you got? No. Baby gates. Elderly pregnancy gates. Oh, yeah. Yeah, because Bobby told us that Hilary Swank is pregnant, and she's, what, 52?
[03:30] I think so. So there are so many other women. Like Anne Hathaway, she's very pregnant right now. She's 43. But a lot of people still get like, oh, about 43. I don't know if Lunchbox would say, like, that ain't right.
[03:44] 43 isn't so old to me. Are you pregnant? Yeah, but some people have reactions. Natalie Portman. Some people have reactions to everything. Okay. Natalie Portman had a baby at 45. Janet Jackson gave birth at 50. Naomi Campbell and Cameron Diaz welcomed kids after 50 via, well,
[04:00] this one's not fair surrogacy but they for this argument it's not fair it's not fair but but to the point of like you've got a um in 20 years like they're welcoming children at 50 so when they're 70 they're going to be that wasn't lunchbox's argument that they get old yeah
[04:15] this was like the physical part of giving birth right but jerry called or whatever his name was and or somebody and i just i don't know guys it just has me thinking like it's more common
[04:28] It's more common than we think. Yeah, we're thinking about her. Yes, because my friend Kat just had a baby. And I held it. And it's so little and precious and tiny.
[04:41] And it, you know, I mean, of course, I got to hand it back. Don't be fooled. That's what she said. That's literally what she said. And she's, you know, she's, yeah, there's a lot of emotion. There's up and down and they have the baby blues and all these things.
[04:54] But I don't know, I've never experienced that because I didn't get pregnant and give birth. but every woman has a different experience, and it can be very, very, very difficult. So, yeah, she was sort of like Bobby just said, like, no bevels. But I held it, and I've held lots of babies.
[05:08] My sister has four kids. Bobby just had a kid. But I don't know. There was something different. I was like, this makes me just want one. But I also know I get to give it back. That's part of it.
[05:20] Okay, why was that baby better than mine then? Well, that's not true. I'm just saying. You said that one was different. You guys were there. That's true. you to say that one was different. Something was, no, I'm saying, well, maybe seven months ago, I wasn't in the same spot
[05:34] I'm in now. We heard what you said loud and clear. And now you will have died on the toilet, even if you didn't. And we will tell people. Yeah, everyone. You might pass away in a moped accident. You're going to be dead on the toilet. I don't pick favorites.
[05:46] Billy is my favorite. Billy and Tilly are my favorite little babies right now. Also, Tiny Tiny is different. Well, I mean, Billy was Tiny Tiny. My baby was never Tiny Tiny. I got to tell you. Never.
[05:58] Even from the beginning. Never. We see babies her age next to her. They think Billy's 10 months older because she's so large. It's the hair and the length.
[06:10] She's just so tall. The hair was impressive. Oh, from the beginning. Yeah, I've never seen her hair like that. We were other babies yesterday. They went to like the gym, the baby gym thing. And everybody thought that she was like a year and a half old because of how big she was.
[06:23] And Kayla was like, no, seven months. Like, it's funny. You and Caitlin are both, like, tiny people. I'm over six foot tall. She's not tiny. She's 5'9". I would say you guys are normal people, like, normal size.
[06:37] Yeah. Like, no one's big. No one's really tall. That's what I mean. I'm 5'9", is average height. I'm four inches over 5'9". True. Yeah. No, Caitlin's shoulder is long. And that's what she is.
[06:49] Okay. She's just large. But Caitlin's whole family is big. Outside of me and my biological dad, we're the smallest in our family. You know what I hear? Athletes. I hope.
[07:01] Oh, she gets a lot of that Parker. Parker Jeans. They have scholarships. And the Bones Drive. I don't need them. Oh, yeah. That's true. My drive comes from necessity, though. Not in sports, it didn't. Yeah, it did.
[07:13] Why? Because I was told if I didn't get a hit, I wasn't going to get to eat. Shut up. No, I think you knew how to. Because you had to learn how to hustle in life. you also knew how to hustle on the field.
[07:25] Yeah, it's just part of it. It's part of who I was. Well, go have your baby. I mean, what's the plan now, Amy? What are we thinking? I don't know. Are you going to find a dude? We've got to figure it out. She comes in. She goes, guys, I'm pregnant.
[07:37] And I'm like, well, she's on your ride. I ain't right. I ain't right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know I've gone through these phases before.
[07:49] This is not the first time. It might not be your last. You hear me say it. but it's just like my parenting journey was very different than I thought it would. So, as someone who's grew up, I always thought I would be pregnant and have a baby, and then it came through adoption. And I guess I go through these moments, probably like anybody that's in my position.
[08:04] You have these some days you're like, yeah, never. And then other times you're like, well, Hillary, thanks, 52. I think you have the same feelings when you have a kid, too. I don't think those feelings ever go away, regardless.
[08:19] Lunchbox, what do you have? Yeah, the Chrisleys are back in the news. They have been hit with a $1.5 million tax lien in Davidson County. So they have a $1.5 million bill of unpaid federal taxes.
[08:35] I have a friend who just found out they have taxes. They did not know they hadn't paid. Oof. I saw something online about taxes, but I'm scared to say it.
[08:47] Oh, I know what that is. Yeah. It has to do with somebody we know. Yes. What? A clap back. Yeah. You know what? That's not. Not my drama to get into. Me neither, but it's. If I didn't. Yeah, because I actually like the person.
[08:59] I like everybody involved and I don't want to get involved. I was like, that is the ultimate. I forgot about that one. You know how you can go to that site and you can see what money you're owed?
[09:11] Yes. There's also a site you can go to to see what money you owe. I don't go to that site. But I didn't know, how can other people find out? That's so public, that's public record. I believe so. How do we know any of that?
[09:23] I need to go check these. What if I owe money and I don't even know? What I don't know doesn't hurt me. We haven been what if someday somebody decides to put me on blast I did my taxes last week You did I needed different types of extensions for different businesses that I have Right And got it all done
[09:44] Pretty solid. Good year. Yeah, but I mean, you're not sitting down with like... I'm not using an app or anything. Yeah. What's pretty solid? The money you made or the return you got?
[09:56] Both. Nice. Like you did it right? Because... Never do I get a refund. Ever. Oh, I got a refund. That's not cool. Yeah. But that means you did a lot of things right.
[10:08] Isn't that what, no, it's a bit different. It's how he categorized all his different monies. Got it. That's different than like a paycheck. Monies. And heavy.
[10:21] Finagling. Contributions this year, like charitable contributions. Oh, is that like the whole, that you talk about write-off? Yeah. So does the Bobby Bones x-ray room fall under that?
[10:33] It is considered a gift, yes. Okay. Because that money goes into the school. Sick. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah. Good job, dude. Thank you. But that'll actually be for next year. Yeah, I think this year, when it was finally all done, it was mostly because of charitable contributions.
[10:50] Or, I don't know if the school will be considered, just contributions. So, helping and not having to pay a huge bill. God dang, I hate paying that bill. Yeah. Yeah. You have to pay in?
[11:04] You don't get a check back? We never get a check back. I think if we get a check back, it's pretty rare. It's been a few years since we got a check back. You have to pay in? Yeah, because my wife does contract work. Oh, so she gets fully paid with no taxes.
[11:17] Oh, God. And you better move that money over right when you get paid. So, maybe, like, my return goes to that or something. That's how celebrities get in trouble because they're doing all contract work. They're hired for individual projects.
[11:31] Then not only that, no taxes taken out because contract work, they don't take taxes out. They pay you the full rate. Yeah. And then you forget, like you get paid for a certain thing. Like when I was working on American Idol, and I've shared this before, but they were paying me $1.2 million a season to do that show.
[11:46] And they just paid the whole thing. And if you don't take taxes out immediately, it kicks you right in the butt. Oh, yeah. I mean, my 1099 work is not that high, but any time I do anything 1099, I instantly separate what the projected tax might be.
[12:03] It'd be so easy not to. Yeah. Yeah, but I don't want to get in that kind of trouble because that would hurt. If you separate it and it's gone and you're like, okay, cool, it's gone. I don't have to look at it. At the end of the year, like trying to look at that number, I would be like, oh, this is so depressing.
[12:17] I have a couple friends that are trainers and they have to do that every year. Yeah. Because, again, they're doing their own business. So whenever someone pays them through PayPal or through whatever monthly payment they're doing, if they don't take it out at the end of the year, they still got to pay it.
[12:31] That's tough. You know, so this year, sometimes you've been demoing me like $60 here, $60 there. No, you haven't. That's right. That's for pizza.
[12:44] Chaperone pistachio pizza. What am I talking about on the microphone right now? I just, yeah, yeah, cool, cool. That was just like friendship. Yeah, that's why I need back for stuff, like little things you help me with.
[12:57] Pizza. Hey, but for real, for real, for real, though, like, drop kings, not that I get a lot from them, but, like, that kind of stuff, do I need to, like, feel about that? Oh, good question. Do you have to tax winnings?
[13:11] It's a certain point. You don't have to worry about that. What's the point? I don't know. I have a feeling that you've only lost. Yeah, yeah. I've definitely lost way more than that. Write off the losses. Oh, I can't?
[13:23] No. That's not your job. No, it's not your job. It's not your job. Okay. Hey, will you play voicemail number four, Ray? Hey, this is Derek from Kansas. It seems like Eddie's always talking about putting money in the draft games, putting money in.
[13:37] But I'm wondering, is he really that bad at sports betting? I put in a couple hundred dollars like three years ago when it was legalized here. And I've been just withdrawing money out based off of winning.
[13:50] from one like three grand. I never put any more of my in. So just wondering if Eddie's really that bad at sports betting. Ooh, show off caller. Like, I'm not that bad. I just, I play a lot.
[14:03] Like, I bet a lot on things I don't know about. That would make you bad. And so that's kind of how I lose my money. Yeah. And like, I'll watch a game, never seen these two teams play in my life. And I'm watching a game for about 10 minutes.
[14:16] I'm like, oh, that blue team looks like they're going to win. Put a few dollars on that. I lose it. So I'm reckless. I'm a reckless bettor, but I bet to have fun. Yeah, you get that dopamine hit. No.
[14:29] That's what that is. That's literally what. No, no, no. It's the same reason you shop online. It's the same reason you do anything online. Hold on. I think more of my dopamine is when I got like a 10-game parlay. I got to hit all those 10 games, and I've already won eight.
[14:42] No, I guarantee you. That's the dopamine. No, no. It's when you make the bet right then. The minute you say blue team, your body's like. But that makes me want to watch that game of those two teams I've never, ever.
[14:54] Like, give you more dopamine. Oh, really? Yeah. You're double-doping, dude. But, like, I would never watch Boise State. I'm watching them on a random Thursday. Yeah, because you bet. Give you that dopamine. Exactly.
[15:06] All right, any other stories? Yeah, mine's sad. And I was debating, like, do I talk about this because it's so sad? But I have a weird angle to it. So, in my Lenny, this guy that was on a sailboat, he was riding his little sailboat on the water
[15:18] and notices, like, something in the water, and it was a dog chained to a cinder block. Hadn't been there for that long, maybe, like, a week or so because the dog was still, like, it wasn't, like, skeleton or anything.
[15:31] So the cops get there, and they're like, what is this? Like, why would someone do this to a dog? And I'm thinking, if you wanted to get rid of a dog, like, chaining it to a cinder block and putting it underwater wouldn't, like, to me, there are easier ways to do that.
[15:48] So I feel like the dog was already dead when they did this. To get rid of it, like, I don't want anyone, the owner, to know that that dog is missing. Instead of someone killing the dog that way. Because when you look at a story like, oh, this dog was underwater with a cinder block tied to a cinder block,
[16:04] they killed it that way. That poor dog suffered. I don't feel like that's the case here. What do you guys think? Yeah, I think they could have killed it that way just to kill it quickly. Like, going to bag of kittens out of a moving car in a bag.
[16:16] That sounds terrible. Are we going to shoot it? Yes. But they may have a gun. So, yeah, I think it easily could have been that, too. Yeah, I saw the story, and I'm like, I just don't know. But then it's also gone at the same time.
[16:29] You kill it, and then it's not there anymore. It's also gone. Because, like, when mobsters do this, it's so that that person is gone. It's not going to be illegal, though, to throw a dead dog in the woods. There's a difference.
[16:41] If you throw a dead body in the woods, you're going to see it and go investigate it. If you throw a dead dog in the woods, you're not. Yeah. That's why I think that I killed the dog by doing that. Hmm. Weird story to talk about. I saw the story and I'm just like, I don't understand why a human would do that.
[16:54] So I thought maybe, like, there's got to be a different reason why they did that. Maybe they're psychotic. I think they're wanting to get rid of it and kill it at the same time with no trace of it. Maybe they're practicing. I mean, I want to do this to a human one day, so I'm going to practice on the dog.
[17:08] I don't think it's that. But like you said, though, you want to get rid of a dog, just go in the woods. You got to kill it first. You do them both at the same time by doing that. There are ways to kill. There's a different way to kill humans, too. And they do it with humans all the time, too. They do. That's what's crazy.
[17:20] Yeah. So it's probably the worst we're taking here. Like, I can tell you, this is probably the worst story we've had in this. I saw it. I'm like, it's a lot of work just to hide a dog because you can just put a dog somewhere.
[17:32] If you put a dead dog in a dumpster and no one's going to investigate it. Correct. It's way too much work to just hide a dog by doing that. They killed it by putting it, attaching the brick and throwing it in the water. Hmm. I was afraid.
[17:44] That's like one-way ticket to hell, man. One-way ticket. You're there. Most tickets to hell one way. Yeah, there's no round trip.
[17:57] Is there a chance for redemption? In hell? While in hell? After that one-way ticket? Like a rehabilitation program in hell? That's a good question. Can you make amends? We all think so. Can you make amends?
[18:09] Can you get a line up to Peter? Did you know mostly the modern version that we think of as hell is Dante's Inferno? It's not really biblical. Talking about Dante's Inferno. Is that Dante's Peter? Mm-mm.
[18:21] It's different. Talking about Dante's Inferno. I wasn't getting the whole theology debate here. Just that'd be something if you're curious about it. Like mostly the imagery that we see and think of as hell is not from the Bible.
[18:33] It's from Dante. The fire? Like the fire. All of that, yeah. So it's something to check out later on if you get curious. I'm reading a book called No Address right now, but then I get to that.
[18:46] You won't read this, but you can just go to Google and look it up. All right. Okay, what's next? I got a lot next.
[18:58] They're not doing the live stream of the Fort Hood shooter. Thank God. Thank goodness. This is the best news I've heard all day. Can I tell you something? I get on last week. We were talking about this. And I give you all the reasons I think this is a terrible idea then I just get eaten up in my DMs I can believe you not for showing the killing of someone who committed these heinous crimes I can And just eat me up
[19:20] eat me up, eat me up. Yesterday, Trump comes out and says, we're not doing this. Are you crazy? And then those same people that were eating me up are like, yeah, we agree. They changed. Yeah, they changed so easily. Yeah, I mean. It never was a good idea to live stream
[19:35] an execution of anyone. And I gave a lot of reasons as to why. I'm not saying that they shouldn't handle their business with him. Do it, whatever the rules and laws are, handle it.
[19:47] You shouldn't put it on for everybody to see. And there were a lot of reasons why. But President Trump now says the Pentagon will not last from the filing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nadeel Hassan.
[19:59] The decision follows criticism from Republicans and Democrats, including concerns that the footage could encourage extremism. That was one of the things that I said, too. I mean, yeah, everyone that was yelling at you online, this is such a bipartisan thing.
[20:13] People on both sides. Nobody... Well, Pete Exit. Pete, yeah, but then... He was like, we're doing it. The thing that would have looked odd to folks, I don't think everybody knows this guy's in a wheelchair.
[20:26] You would have been firing, squatting a dude in a wheelchair. Oh, he's in a wheelchair? Yeah. He's paralyzed? Uh, way down. They're still going to execute him. No one's saying don't do that. Yeah, but I don't see it either way.
[20:38] December 3rd. So they're not doing that, so that is good. Thank you. A post on the FDA's website gives people worldwide who have been counting on accurate results from these pregnancy tests
[20:53] a reason to hold their breath because a lot of these positives are not positive. They're all false positives. Oh, my God. Or a lot of them are. More than 13 million pregnancy tests worldwide have been recalled due to false positives. Oh, interesting.
[21:05] It's the recall season. It is, man. Everything from Gizmodo, yeah. It's the recall season. Is there a food you like? Recalled. Yeah, don't eat it. So maybe Hillary's playing Giz and pregnant.
[21:18] That's a good point, Amy. I would bet at that point you'd been to the doctor and got the blood test, I would think. Let's go voicemail number one, Ray. Hi, The Body Burn Show. This is Amber from Oregon.
[21:30] I am calling in regards to your segment when you played the video of the group saying their wrong name. My take is I think they are portraying the Friends episode when Ross was supposed to say Emily and he said Rachel.
[21:46] I don't know. I know you guys said that it sounded like it was asking. I think the same thing. I think they're just kind of playing off of that episode of Friends. Have a great day. Bye. Yeah, very similar to that. I think they were actually trying to fool people. And who knows, that could have been real, but just me hearing it, it did sound like acting.
[22:03] Yeah, that's the most famous alter mess up. I take the Rachel Emery. Yep. Oh, that's a tough one. I didn't like that episode when the show was on.
[22:15] If it came on PBS, I would turn it off. I'd skip that one. Especially that part. I didn't like that at all. All right, hit me with number two, please. Bobby! Hey, this is Beau from Vancouver, Washington. Long time part one, part two listener.
[22:29] I was just calling in regards to the not the wedding crasher app. Obviously, it's for dudes trying to hook up with bridesmaids. Like, what else would it be? Just like the movie Wedding Crashers. Just a thought. Bye.
[22:42] That probably would happen. I didn't think about that angle. I mean, I don't think it's the reason that they created it. I think the reason they created it is because they saw, because it's going to cost money when you pay the 50 bucks to go to the wedding.
[23:00] The website's going to get a cut of that because you're going to pay it through the website, right? So what they're able to see is, oh, there are people who have these weddings and these empty seats that they thought people were coming. They've already paid for it. So if they don't, yeah, there's a market hole that they were filling.
[23:17] I don't know if it was just a sex site. Hookup, yeah. Plenty of those. Let's go five. Good morning, studio. I have a weird question. I know you always are wearing ears or headphones,
[23:32] and I was wondering if that has any effect on y'all's hearing. After all these years having that concentrated sound in your ears, I just wanted to see if you had any hearing loss or anything like that.
[23:44] Also on the category, I know, Bobby, you always talk about your eyesight and how it's gotten worse, And I was just wondering if that's something that's going to continue to where you might actually lose your eye salt 100%.
[23:56] Random thoughts. Have a great one. Love the show. Perfect. Well, I hope not. Okay, so the hearing thing. I had a hearing test a year and a half ago. One of the best scores I've ever had. My hearing's terrible. I keep my volume very low.
[24:09] I get notifications on my phone, time to turn your volume down too much. But I have to have the volume up high. And then it sends me warnings. Like the iPhones will do that.
[24:21] I've been pretty protective of my ears. So my ears are pretty good. And my eyesight is just regular eyesight vision degeneration. But you unfortunately already have one eye that doesn't work. So if the other one continues to deteriorate or degeneration, what did you say?
[24:35] I feel like if it continues at the pace it is now, it would take me to like 150 for it to be totally gone. And that would be cool if you lived that long. You know what? I'm willing to take that. my father-in-law is also an eye doctor and so I was talking to him and he said
[24:48] this is absolutely normal I'm farsighted and I said I had to get my prescription amplified a bit he goes totally normal what happens what sucks though and there's a term for it I don't know it
[25:00] but because my prescription is stronger when I take my glasses off it's now harder for me to see without my glasses yeah because it adjusts it's so much more powerful so my eyes used to having
[25:13] that power fed to it when I take it off. That's why I don't wear mine. Maybe I am losing 100%. Oh, my God. That's why I don't wear mine as much as I'm supposed to, because whatever that is called, I was told that, too. And so I was like, maybe the less I wear them,
[25:27] the more dependent I'll be on them. Sometimes, too, when I read my book, you know. What book is that? It's No Address. I'll take my reading glasses off and try to see if I can just read without it,
[25:39] you know, and even if it's all blurry and I'm making up words, I still try to, like, not make my eyes weaker. Right, number six. Hi, Laura from Maine. I have a question for Lunchbox.
[25:52] How would he react if his wife wanted to take his kids to Disney World on her sign? Because we all know they don't share money.
[26:05] Would he be okay with that, that he wasn't able to go, but she was going to take them? What is it, Lunchbox? No, she couldn't go by herself. No, we wouldn't be doing that. Even if she was going to pay for something, you couldn't go,
[26:18] but it was the only time that she could go, they could go. Yeah. No, no, no. Because then she's the hero in that situation, and Dad didn't get to be a part of it. So, no, we wouldn't do that. Sorry. It's that whole memory thing, you know, like they're going to remember.
[26:32] You have to be able to make the memory with them. The memories. Are you kidding me? If someone wanted to take my kids to Disney, I'd say thank you. Take them. I have zero desire to go. You're a hero, though. You're a freaking hero. Okay. Yeah, you've got to be the hero.
[26:44] Like, she would be the hero in that situation. Then you should take him and be the hero. Probably not going to happen. Is it raining? I mean, it just went to the most expensive Disney ticket ever. Wait, is your Jeep on there?
[26:56] My Jeep's open, and I've got stuff in there that can't be wet. Well, look outside the window. It's going to be raining. Right. Why would it be raining? It's beautiful. All I see is trees blowing, big time. I see leaves, but I don't see rain. Did a storm just roll in?
[27:09] What do you see, Mike? No rain. Okay. Da-da-da-da-da. Today, 45% chance. Chance of precipitation is 45%. But does it look like dark outside?
[27:22] It is dark. Look at the pool. Is there water dripping into it? That's how I can always tell. I can't ever see the actual rank, and my vision is almost 100% gone. So I have to look at the pool to see if there's any water hitting it. Oh, it looks like rain is coming, but we got some time.
[27:36] What time? I don't know. If I had a Jeep, I would always be... Oh, look at the green. Yeah, it's coming. Let me look at the old radar. If I had a Jeep, even on perfect days, I would always be concerned. Well, I have the top. It's there, so I can just go outside and cover it.
[27:50] My trauma basically, I got stuck in a storm with my old Jeep. In the middle of a storm. I did that one time. I got stuck in the middle of a storm, and I was at a red light, and this guy in a motorcycle pulls up next to me and goes,
[28:04] Isn't this awesome? I'm like, No. No. No. It's not. You don't have a helmet either. But also, if you're in a helmet and that water's hitting it, there's no windshield wiper. There's nothing. Like, this guy was crazy.
[28:16] Do you see that new Tesla? Drive up the ramp and then use its, it's not exhaust, but the air to make it fly or whatever? No. What? No.
[28:28] Really? I saw the clip of it, yeah. How high? It goes up a ramp. You know how they have those hot wheels and the ramp does this? Okay. And it curves up. It goes and it's upside down and then as it's falling it turns on and it kind of flips over and lands.
[28:42] Oh. The Flying Roadster. Where do we use something like that I don know the word We using it so much as it being used to show what the car can do And then they had it jump other cars like go up to it and go over the top of them
[28:59] They had closed the airspace above where they did that. I don't know that it was in Waco. I think it was somewhere in that general area in Texas. Yeah, central Texas. And so people were like, they're doing the flying car.
[29:12] It wasn't really a flying car, but it is a car that is able to use its thrusters. I didn't see that. We're getting there, guys. I do see a lot of videos of people and they're driving Teslas and they're like, you know, this is amazing.
[29:26] This is the future. You know, like they're just talking on the phone, read the book. Yeah, that's cool, but this thing was flying. No, I know. It's just Tesla related. I don't know why I'm being fed these videos because I don't have a desire for one, but I'm getting more and more.
[29:45] And now that I'm talking about it, I'll probably get even more. I would tell if it was a nice car. Yeah, but was it self-driving? It was the early stages of it where it would self-drive for 30, 45 seconds, but your hands had to be close to the wheel.
[29:57] Right. It's like, what's the use? But it wasn't for practical purposes. That was just the first stage of the government allowing it to drive hands-free. Here, watch this. You see it?
[30:09] Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Car's going up a ramp. It's going. It's going. Okay. Whoa. Oh, wow. Whoa. Whoa. That's actually kind of cool.
[30:21] Uh-huh. The car itself is ugly. Is there anybody in there? I don't know. I wouldn't think so. I would think not. I would think not, too, but. Unless it was one of those fake robots. You know, when they had the robots that were supposedly, and there were people running them.
[30:33] Yeah. The bartenders. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty cool. But he's kind of ugly. Is it? Is it ugly? Yeah, it looks kind of like the Tesla truck.
[30:46] Kind of maybe with a car. Okay. Kind of has that robotic shape. So, the Tesla Roadster launched it off a ramp before the car flipped in midair and safely landed on the ground. It is a collaboration between Tesla and SpaceX.
[31:01] Okay. Also today, you can play with the iPhone 18, I believe. Okay. Are you doing that? Am I going to get down to the Tesla Roadster? Flip a coin. Flip a coin. This is awesome. I don't know which one.
[31:13] Depends on how he feels. What are you doing this weekend? Going to a friend's ranch for a little bit. Stevenson has a cross-country race. And the ranch, I'm taking Stevenson.
[31:25] There's like Buffalo out there and stuff, so that'll be cool. Yeah. It's not far. It's like, you know, when I say it, it's like a week's work. You have some cool friends.
[31:37] Oh, we're going to the Arkansas game tomorrow. Again? Arkansas with Andy. Oh, because it's here. Right down the road. Okay. That's cool. Yeah, it'll be fun. It's weird because, like, Saturdays, like, are you surprised he gets to go again?
[31:52] Not at all. I'm thinking, I don't know. I have questions, but then I'm like. Sure. I don't want to. I know it's touchy. Hmm? Like, what is, is there a chance?
[32:05] Oh, that we win? Oh, that. Oh, yeah. There is? Yeah. Okay. I think we have a chance to win two games. We're not favored, but I think we have a chance to win two games this year. This is one of them. What time is the game? 6 p.m. It's a late one.
[32:17] It's like 52 degrees. Look at you out on a Saturday night. Well, it's not my choice. The game's happening on a Saturday night. And it's 6 p.m. It's not that late, Andy. 15 minutes away. So, we're going to go.
[32:29] That'll be fun. Yeah, it'll be a lot of fun. Where, like, where are you sitting? A bought ticket. section. Middle, 50 yard line. Oh, you did buy them? Yeah, because I'm not sitting where they put away fans.
[32:42] So you're going to sit in Vanderbilt section but with Arkansas gear? It's probably not Vanderbilt section. It's all Vanderbilt section. Oh. It's all, but yeah, who cares? Yeah. It's not like a
[32:54] Hawkeye environment. It's not like I'm going to Tennessee and sitting in the main section in Arkansas gear. Mm-hmm. Where they beat you up. Or Alabama. or Florida Vanderbilt.
[33:06] Yeah. You know, they're friendly and I know them all. Oh. I live with them. You know them all. You're on the same right now. I live right down the road. They live in your community. As I'm getting pounded, guys, guys, stop punching me. I live here.
[33:19] So you think you'll stay the whole time no matter what? Depends because the wives are going with us. Fun. We all didn't say that. That's fun. It's the only reason that he gets to go.
[33:31] It's because it's a double date? Well, so Caitlin was like, hey, if the game's here, I'll go. I was like, great. And so we were going, and I was like, sure, it would be nice if Eddie could come.
[33:46] And she was like, well, I'll see if Eddie's wife wants to come. And so she hit up Eddie's wife. Eddie didn't even know we were asking. He said, oh, just don't do it that way. And so it came through Eddie's wife that we were all going. It might be the first time my wife has asked me if I want to go to a football game.
[33:59] I'm like, yeah. I mean, that would be fun. Like, I don't love going to ballgames, but a double date would be fun. Like, I want to go on a date with y'all. You can buy a ticket. Hey, do you need me to Venmo you?
[34:11] You don't want to. Okay. Hey, enough said. Say no more. All right. Okay, man. My wallet was out. It's going back in. Yeah, yeah. Put it back in. Put it back in. Let's put a vision board out there. Let's all go on a double date in 2027.
[34:23] Yeah. Or what are we doing? We're manifesting. No, we have to do a pizza party first, and then we'll get there. The difference is, a double date with people that you're already close to is easy.
[34:35] Maybe you're close to me. But who ever, I don't know who. We don't know. We don't know yet. That's what I'm saying. 2027. It's got to like be a whole song and dance. Like, oh, I love a new person. That's a different kind of double date. I know how you feel about that.
[34:48] What if he's really cool? Are you dating? We're manifesting. Yeah, I'm dating. But not anybody. That's pretty sure you are. No, it's not. Yes, it is. I'm single. If someone asks me out...
[35:00] So you've gone on dates. I've gone on... Yeah. I just have. I didn't know that. Well, Bobby did. Yeah. You knew that? Yeah. Did you tell me these things?
[35:12] No, you keep saying things you know. I don't tell people things that I shouldn't tell people. Just send me a text. Hey, Amy's going on dates, dude. Can you imagine if I just texted you that? Can you imagine? Honestly, I would be like, okay. Just in. Amy's going on dates.
[35:24] Well, actually, Bobby's a life. Caitlin, she's been a big encouragement to me. Like, get off the couch, Amy. Go out. Yeah, and she had to talk with me about stuff like kind of how we grow up,
[35:36] and especially in the South. Like, she grew up in Oklahoma, and I grew up in Texas, and, like, how we're conditioned as girls, like, from an early age of, like, even when you're 16, if you have a boyfriend, it's like, am I going to marry this person?
[35:48] And that even continues even after you get married or you've gone through a divorce. That's something that almost becomes part of our subconscious, And she said, she shared with me, like, when she moved to California, she met girls that were raised not in the South.
[36:02] And they know, and it's not about anything. It's just about meeting people and that helps you get to know yourself and get to know other people. But, like, even if you're uncertain on the first date, like, oh, well, I don't think I can marry this person.
[36:16] It's like, well, wait, just still go and see if you have fun and see if you have a good time. Like, it doesn't have to be marriage. you can go on a date and just be and so we got married at 12 bro no but that was my mentality
[36:31] I was like we're having fun why are we getting married and Albert yeah and then Kayla and I've been talking about a little bit and she's like yeah I feel like this message needs to be like screams on the rooftops to girls and then like it was on voice texting when she was saying screams
[36:44] from the rooftop she wanted to and like in the background Billy was kind of like training crying And she was like, that's really, she agrees with that. She's like, amen, mom. And it is. It's like, sure, you can still have a desire to get married,
[36:57] but it doesn't mean every single date has to be this, you know, conversation in your head of like, am I going to marry this person? Well, no. What if it's a person he or she that you just get to know
[37:12] and have new experiences with and go on a couple dates and then maybe go out with somebody else? Like, it doesn't have to boil down to, am I going to get married? Do you know? Do you hear what I'm saying? If you grew up in the South, do you know how girls think?
[37:24] No, or I'd have had them earlier. What? Nothing. Okay. You know, but if you want to have this baby you were talking about. No, I know. But that's not what I'm doing. But that's not what I'm doing.
[37:37] I'm not doing that. Or Bible. Okay, dinner, like. What is that? A what? Syringe. a turkey baker what it looks like no
[37:49] Eddie no that and like going to dinner with someone is very different yeah but you want that baby yeah but that's not what we're talking about we're talking about just like yeah a walk or a dinner or a hangout it's like
[38:01] that's fine it doesn't have to boil down to well I can't go on a second date because I don't know that he's someone I would marry okay so so do you want us to like find dudes for you sure okay no
[38:13] Lunchbox, you heard that? Yeah. I heard it. Did you hear the sarcasm in my voice? You still said you're... They don't understand. Oh, I wrote it down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's going to be a bit for them. Now they're going to send every night. Okay, I'm going to take a break.
[38:25] Thank you.