[00:08] Why are you so loud, buddy? The video might offend Jan Topless and throw a then he'll be a sucker. Even Dimka didn't do this to me. But just in advance. Ah, a very important point, I think. Dimka, [00:23] okay, okay. So that more So that more people can see it. Thank you. [00:38] marriage in the future. Oh yeah, [music] McQueen's ready. Well, I made my choice six months ago. [laughter] We've seen this choice, brother. That was an [00:51] choice. I have proof. Here's the proof, my dears. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Look at this, how he's enjoying himself. And what is this, Marisen? What is this ? [01:09] Let's get laid. [music] What the [ __ ] is this? When was this? attack. Iantoples. Iantoples. Iantoples. [01:22] Only a lazy person could not have heard about how Toplis recently conducted an experiment on himself. What happens if you drink 7-10 cans of beer? But purely by chance, he started making out with a random girl in front of the cameras , accidentally cheating. Well, the women, [01:37] in principle, are to blame for coming to the club when Yantoples is drinking. Do n't you know that when Iantoples drinks, he tries to suck everyone in? So in [01:49] fact he is not guilty. There were simply women nearby in their wife and they turned half the Internet against themselves. Don't be afraid. Did n't they know he was married? [laughter] This video is not about future Jan imagining himself as a skier. I wouldn't have [02:04] made a video about this if people did n't continue to be surprised by this idea, what if the guy got sucked in. By the way, honestly [laughter], seeing what Yantoples is doing, I wouldn’t be surprised if at some point he just says to the women: “Well, they’re [02:17] not around, let’s suck the men.” No, well, basically the guy was half, I think. Taking women for men is not a big problem for him at all . That Jan Toplis became like this not a week ago, he opened all sorts of things. [02:31] But didn't he screw the guy? No, he was only trying to kick Danikashin and Poperechny's leg. Apparently, he's been having an erection his entire career, because every time I open TikTok, I see a new collection of facts about Yana and a line of [02:45] surprised Japanese people in the comments. So I volunteer to tell you the whole Topless Lord to close it. Seriously, imagine, if he really just has a joke in his head that if your name is Dania, you have to howl at your leg. To be honest, [02:58] just because of this fact, if I have a child and it's a boy, I won't name him Dania, because I'm afraid that Yantoples will come from somewhere in Miami, I don't know where he'll be, and just on the day of birth, on the day of the [03:12] first birthday, it doesn't matter at all when, he'll suddenly start [ __ ] name Daniel. That's why I don't want to risk it, I do n't want to [ __ ] these games with the devil, I don't want this topic once and for all. The reaction now is [03:27] There was some blogger saying that topless drunk dra. If possible, could you please tell me this guy's name? Because if it’s Daniel, then everything is fine . Uh, we figured out what not to name children and in general, who to be [03:42] wary of. Deep down, I still hope that video. Yes, who would have thought that a man who eats the legs of his acquaintances would shout from the stage: "Let's make out!" and openly [03:56] talks about problems with alcohol, one day he gets drunk and starts sucking. This has never happened before. And here again, it’s just that most viewers know not Jan, but Jan’s character. Well, yes, yes, yes. So [ __ ] smart. [04:09] Topless, glasses, suit, expensive graphics, thoughtful little elki go. Well, I don't know. In fact, Iantoples always gave the impression of a person who is simply an image, well, standing on the screen. If you watched all his interviews [04:24] with him, then you understood that this man is just a complete idiot. Well, really, what is there to talk about here, friends? Remember even his interview with this Big Russian Boss, when a person comes in like, "Do you want me to tell you what speed [04:37] "Do you want me to tell you what speed you want?" Well, you think that now the guy really interesting things, amaze you with his vocabulary, but he amazes you with information about what speed a [04:52] At the same time, the delivery itself is completely different from the one in his video. It's just, well, an artist, an actor who reads a script that was written for him, who, well, perhaps, takes part from the point of view of, well, [05:05] participation in his work, from the point of view of, well, well, well, well, what did we do? Well, well, well, and what did you do? You, you did everything, everything, and what did you do? We tore it up, we work together, guys. And what did you do? We work together, guys, we work together. [05:18] Who personally consulted Einstein, and the real Ian periodically gets out of the frame, reminding that reality is scarier. But to understand how the main Russian YouTube no-tuchpopper, you need to go back very quickly. [05:31] Quickly, because his biography isn't as interesting as he pretends. Yan was born in Saransk and described his childhood in an interview as if he grew up not in Mordovia, but in a GTA storyline. He supposedly worked as [05:45] a loader, left with his pockets bulging with cash, and at 13, delivered leaflets to 150 apartment buildings a day with 15 kilograms of paper on his back. How did you even get hired as a loader at the peak of thirteen ? And I was [06:00] a bit muscular, I was tall. We made a ton of money and work here. Well, I renovated the apartment within a year. I'd leave in the evening, just so you understand, you had to pay in cash. I just had pockets bulging with [06:14] How did you make a living? By distributing leaflets. I was distributing leaflets so fast that sometimes I just, well, almost applauded. Well, I [laughter] [06:30] dear friends, when they [laughter] when she was watching, I was handing out leaflets earned more than anyone else, going to 150 entrances a day. Infinity is not the limit. [06:44] 150 entrances. Everyone should have superpowers like Toplis. I'm not saying he's lying. Maybe in Saransk, portals really did walk between entrances. It's just that even in children's stories, it's noticeable that a simple fact, it's desirable to add a little more [06:58] later. Well, this is some Eric Davidovich Kritvay. Well, yes, there is a moment. Sheyan leaves for Moscow. He tries different professions, does editing and ends up at Karaambo TV, the main [07:12] factory of early Russian YouTube. He edits plus1500, writes, offers very frame. Cool, Jan. And this video is about a guy make fried potatoes. I'm walking around without pants at home. Am [07:26] I right in thinking that this is the same time when he was pumped up, right? a question. No, really, in a robe for 3,000 hryvnia. And then Karamba decides to whip up an educational format and gives it to her [07:40] how Jan got his first one. This, for example, is apparently the very moment when he became pumped up. You're topless, wearing a cap, swearing, TVs in the background, and sex app-level themes after. After... Well, good-looking or [07:54] Now you'll learn about our brains' excessive love for gadgets, and also how to sleep with a friend using a phone. That is, I've never been a lonely scientist. This was a producer's project from the very beginning. Editors find [08:08] information, and Jan only finds it. He packages and edits. And that's good. Wait, so he's never written anything himself? He just chuckles on camera. And there's nothing wrong with that. Things get worse later. I thought there was at least a short period [08:20] everything is bad when thing, I've written a ton of tracks myself, even without an editor, by the way. They're gradually turning it into a cult of one all-knowing smart guy. After [08:34] My tracks have edits, well, the last one, for example. That is, I just track." They tell me: "[ __ ] crap, go write another one." I say: "This is a [ __ ] crap, write another one." I'm like: "Okay, this is normal." They look at it and are like: [08:48] "Okay, this is normal. Let's change the rhyme here." That's better. That's it. S. Yan leaves the company, the project moves to another agency and is completely repackaged. The cap is thrown out, the swearing is removed, the T-shirt is replaced with a jacket, [09:02] glasses are pushed onto the nose. Sir, I am he, Superman, it's me, he. And now before us is no longer a dude professor for everyone. Why don't you shoot videos, only short ones for Slip [09:14] , like you make shorts. Okay, we'll have a video with a track with Bratishkin, by the way. Most likely, it will come out on the day of the family track drop. A very successful professor, huge advertising budgets come to YouTube . Brands don't need a punk in a cap, [09:29] they need a safe, smart person in glasses, who can be watched by children, marketers, and parents at the same time. And Yan fits this image perfectly, began to be shown in schools. They gave a history lesson. [09:48] reposting photos from lessons, thanking teachers, and suggesting that students ask the teacher to turn on the new episode in biology or physics. Yesterday we had a very easy, but at the same time informative episode about a very [10:01] interesting law of nature. You can watch it during physics or math lessons, or just in the evening at home. Congratulations on the start of the school year and the new reforms in the education system. Namely, schools are now showing me literally [10:15] from the first week of school. Thank you. Keep going. I fell in a plane to show how zero gravity works. I looked into the Large Hadron . And all of this was shown in the tracks. There will be tracks in 10 [10:28] lessons from 10 different schools in Russia. What did you rely on for the tracks? Well, each one has its own. That is, at one point I just picked up the guitar, played something, and was I just picked up the guitar, played something, and was like, "Oh, cool." Somewhere we were sitting, we [10:41] just found an old text that we wrote, for example, back when we were We were like, "Let's throw him on some pop-punk." We were like, "Oh, that's funny." I [10:53] [ __ ] found my old demos somewhere. And we were also like, "Let's have the guys show my episodes from these geography and anatomy lessons , and watch them together with the teacher." That's kind of cool, and I'm glad that this is happening. [11:07] We're incredibly happy to appear in school lessons. For us, it means that we're not pumping up their brains. But I'm like, "Okay, that's it, later, guys, let's make a couldn't imagine that we'd one day be nominated for the [11:19] country's main popular science award, the Educator. It's especially funny to watch how a person who himself said that he dropped out of regular school at 15 years old, years later begins to school. You, it turns out, left school at 15. Were [11:33] high school education? It all confused me, but no one explained to me why it was necessary. The system is simply designed to tell you, uh, well, what's not interesting about it? It simply says, "Listen to me and remember." But that does [11:49] The story could even have been inspiring. You didn't fit into the system, found your own path, and now you explain complex things in understandable language. But if you're trying to get into school classes, the standards for your content should be [12:04] slightly higher than for a guy who read the first paragraph of Wikipedia and then universe works. To finally understand that my channel, unlike school, has something much cooler. [ __ ], those old [12:18] Topless videos, they're something else entirely. Just a dude sitting there with music like they were written by Hans Ziemer, talking about things that, well, by the way, I think are real. Zimer's music was from Interstellar, by the way, I think. Well, he [12:30] talks about what shampoo is. Basic hygiene. You, I'm being serious, you just say total [ __ ] to this kind of music, and everyone's like, "[ __ ], he's smart, [ __ ], [ __ ], the guy says beautiful, intelligent things [12:44] : "Damn, damn, he's smart." I will tell you that in the entire solar I will tell you that in the entire solar system, the sun accounts for 99.86% of the total mass. That is, it is almost 100, but still [12:58] almost 100, but not 100. Think about it. I'm not 100 yet. A lot, damn. You're not messing with my brains. I'm asking Moreover, Jan constantly boasts about the scale of production. A huge [13:12] team. Months of work, scriptwriters, editors, graphic consultants, millions of rubles. I have a team. I love the team. I love these people. [13:24] love beer and skiing. I love skiing. The best team for finding mind-blowing facts. [music] And then the whole [ __ ] Incredibles can't even subtract 1882 from 1903. I checked the last nine [13:39] topless scripts and I'll quickly show you what's going on. Let's run through them at a for an hour, as Topless likes to do. In the video about the plant, he says that the butterfly predicted by Darwin was found 40 years after his death. And [13:54] they found such a butterfly. Here she is. Yes, look at this connection. This same butterfly attached itself to this orchid. She was found 40 years later. 40 years after Darwin's death. Darwin died in 1882. The [14:06] Darwin died in 1882. The butterfly was described in 1903, 21 years old. 40 years have passed since the very beginning. Uh, TV is just taking the bread from the Ustasai, just like that, which back in the old days, uh, exposed the script, [14:20] it turns out, Yana Topless and proved that the scriptwriters there are not prepared at all and do not check the information at all. Well, it seems like the TV is preparing for a conflict with Stas . You've entered his territory. [14:33] Kazan. That is, the editors took two dates, crossed them and gave birth to a completely new scientific fact. It also says that ancient trees turned into coal wood. When plants first invented [14:47] wood, fungi did not yet know how to decompose it, so these trees did not rot either. It's an old hypothesis that is seriously challenged by modern research , but Topless, naturally, presents it without a single reservation. What's especially [15:01] funny is that in literally this same video he claims that school textbooks don't take new research into account. I have no right to criticize textbooks, and I do n’t want to do this, but I often remember later, in short, there’s an old [15:14] clip, I don’t know, maybe you’ve seen it, but I think there’s nothing to do for a second. or watch things on YouTube?" They say: "No no no no, what developmental things are you doing?" I'm watching Toplyus. And how much it amused me at that [15:29] moment, [laughter] you can’t imagine. But you can find this fragment, it’s very funny. The information there is given dryly or I can’t, I just really like this presentation of Toplis. I don’t know if he [15:44] came up with it himself or drank it. This is [ __ ] awesome. You know, like, "What if we're all mushrooms? You're a mushroom, and I'm a mushroom." But which ones? This is the main question. This is magnificent. I really like it. It simply doesn't take into account the latest [16:00] In the episode about languages, Jan says that a deaf French person will understand a Russian family. A deaf Frenchman, for example, will not understand , that's what I'm talking about. Understood? Like Russian Japanese. But a Frenchman will understand a [16:15] from the same [music] family. By the way, Russian and English are also from the same family. Try telling the Brit Ian Toplis that he's a complete and utter liar and speaks. This, you know, aspiration, which seems to add value to the [16:30] kinship of peoples. And what kind of stupid example is this with sign languages? Papich also them. Here, wait, let me introduce you. We need to Now. Let's. Salonka with salt in my hand. [16:48] Even an African tribe would understand sign languages ​​like these. We are then told that the first cancer vaccines are only now appearing , although vaccines against HPV and hepatitis have types of cancer. Well, what if I told you that the [17:02] first cancer vaccines are already appearing? What if we are the first generation to be vaccinated against cancer just like we were vaccinated against tuberculosis? They probably meant a therapeutic vaccine. Well, why explain the difference in an educational [17:15] video. And also, the main detail was carefully cut out from the story of Gendry Telax. Her cells were taken without her consent. Yes, these are the cells of a specific girl and in her youth 75 years ago. And then, [17:30] girl who was sucked by Topless. No kidding. Well, at least from the side. Yes. She was diagnosed with cervical cancer. Shortly before his death, the doctor decided to cut out a small piece of Gennariet's tumor and send it to laboratories around the [17:44] The video is called Cancer, which no one talks about, and the team actually managed to avoid talking about the most famous ethical conflict of this story, which reached the court 75 years later. And the only episode where I didn't [17:58] find an obvious, big mistake was the story about feet found in sneakers. Congratulations to the team. Nine attempts, one went without a hitch. And even there it was simply impossible to do this, because it’s true, where you take information [18:12] literally from official documents. Yeah, [ __ ], nothing changes, you drowned [ __ ]. By the way, I'm surprised by this. Ca n't he really add someone to his team Well, I mean, imagine you wrote a script, and you give the script to this [18:26] guy who says: “Give me two days, three, I’ll go over the facts and tell you wrong, and if anything, we’ll edit it.” Well , that's not a problem. Whether it's you, well no, GPT chat or some other neural networks - this is not an option, because they [18:41] also often engage in this kind of poetry. By the way, I wouldn't be surprised if now they see at Yantoplyus that JGPT can write a scenario like this: "Oh, so this is our topic, guys, let's take some facts from there." [18:55] lesson, no, I think that GPTM is helping now, but it’s unlikely that everyone is writing about it. Well, before Jeptene appeared, they did the same thing literally, and they made the same mistakes. For this study, I decided to find out from [19:08] real experts how fast Jan Topless performed his . Do You know, if you're a scientist, well, 60 km now. [19:23] was not ready for Okay. This, by the way, is a funny such a difficult case. But I could go on and on episodes and make this video even longer, but I won't do that, I'll [19:37] just show you a cut-out piece of the script from this video. The Pirahã people then turn into a fantasy character who doesn't understand the difference between eight and ten stones. With sunshine you think only about the present. [19:49] So that you can see that there really are inconsistencies everywhere. We consult with scientists, travel to the Large Hadron Collider, and film a complex episode Russian schools. And again, I'm not saying that all the content is [20:03] fake. Most of the information there is indeed correct. It 's just that the editors constantly make the facts louder, simpler, and more categorical than the sources allow. So, that is [music] fakes about the [20:16] mortar shooting. You don't admit mistakes with children. You don't admit it. You admit all the mistakes of heads and tails, especially the 5,000 to me. I can't remember everything anymore. You don't accept the fake news that in China there are five men for every girl, or however many [20:32] Unfortunately, it will never be possible to verify facts from mortars You can think about it and accuse the publishers who printed it of being fake. But this too will be impossible to prove. This is a closed country, and what kind of an [20:47] unknown mortar will they fire there? Maybe, maybe not , we will never know. Well, if that's the situation, then don't say it as a fact, but as if, if you believe this publication, bam-bam-bam-bam-bam, that's it , right? That is, discussing [21:00] rumors is just discussing rumors, because we say: “Guys, there’s this rumor, it’s not a fact that it’s true, but it sounds like this.” All. And people understand it in roughly this way. Well, essentially, yes, a similar situation can happen, [21:13] saw something there in real time, his emotions immediately went, and he [ __ ], you literally have preparation, you understand? This doesn't happen in real life, well, not second by second, when [21:26] you [ __ ] find out and tell everyone. You still check the information, look where it comes from. So what's the problem? Well, I can’t just add a note that this is a rumor. There is an opinion. They wrote about it in one newspaper. Whether this is a fact or not [21:41] , who the hell knows. You just know that such information exists. It's not that difficult. Or am I confusing something? For now the country is in this mode. you can go to hell. At the same time, Yan himself admits that after [21:54] Well, yes, to say, unverified information, yes, even after the fact, in post, well, oh, after the fact, in post-production, he can add correspondence. Unverified information based on the version of only one publication. just a postscript. That's [22:08] Forgets almost everything, which can even be added, if anything, after the video has already been released, because YouTube allows you to go to the creative studio, open the local editor view and add text. Unverified [22:22] information. Well, if you even remembered the very last second. says that this information is essentially unverified. Ah, well, it's based on just one edition, but it's impossible to know whether you're telling the truth or not. He told me everything. [22:36] forget. So it's very convenient when you're on one So, well, from, in fact, from this fragment we can draw a conclusion. And the guy is just trying to jump off. You're pushing your content to [22:48] schools in every possible way, but on the other hand, you're completely shifting the responsibility for what you say in your videos onto the teachers. I'd like to remind you that before showing the episode in school, make sure it doesn't contain [23:00] swearing or 18+ content. If there are any, it is better not to show them. It's better to just send the link to your friends, school friends, and let them take a look. Yes, as if teachers have nothing better to do than sit and meticulously [23:12] what if toplis is a huge mushroom? What if we are actually huge mushrooms, and Toplis is just watering us. But it was a good one. Come on, agree, come on, agree, but she's good. Before showing them [23:26] to schoolchildren, Plesa understands perfectly well that no one will do this, so he can insert an advertisement. Well, like water, get it? Like he's Got it? In terms of? Shut the [ __ ] up. That was a good joke. Cool. There's something good [23:39] here. We need to think about it. Any kind , even if it was Yes, it was good. [ __ ], you've gotten to the bottom of some [ __ ]. This is a good joke. The Alcohol. And he. [23:51] I am in the largest port in Ireland. From here goods are delivered to all points of the world. It was not by chance that we chose this particular port. From it, whiskey. Here. Yes. Yes, we are mushrooms and we absorb. Yes. [24:06] Vovo. Here he is. Here you are on the same wavelength with me everyone's delight, this brand has only one factory in the world. It is located in Yugiland. What do you Grasny crust. And imagine here, right here in this small spot, they are creating risks for the [24:21] The price will be approximately the same everywhere. Let's compare prices. In Russia, a bottle of Jamison costs 2,414 rubles. And now in Ireland. Yes, we'll see. 30 euros and a half. Imagine, we [24:35] can experience in our own country the taste that the Irish have been enjoying for over 200 years. The Irish say that any hate should be taken ironically. And I absolutely agree with this. And now I want to read out in this cozy atmosphere from [24:50] read out in this cozy atmosphere from Jamison the most pointed comments on my releases. Well, what's up, school kids? Do you now understand what kind of whiskey you need to drink after school? In general, advertising at Toplis is a completely separate type of science. A [25:02] video about artificial intelligence, an advertisement for a course on non-Russian networks, a story about psychological trauma and the death of a father, and the integration of a psychology service. My memory, as I am on Lopatkov. [ __ ], it's impossible to do this on purpose [25:14] . No, it is not meant that way on purpose . Well, most likely, when they literally write to someone and say: “Guys, we are doing this kind of project, would you like to advertise it?” Well, how else can you explain it? Oh, it [25:27] else can you explain it? Oh, it starts with such a picture. I see my father hang himself. And this is not a very life-affirming picture for the beginning of the life-affirming picture for the beginning of the life of Jan Lopatkov. But after 30 years, I [25:40] learned to control it and, most importantly, I learned to extract the benefit from it and answer many questions regarding my psyche. So, Yandex disorders, where different people with different disorders come in every week. It's a [25:54] you watch videos, schoolchildren? I do n't know, by the way. I think that nowadays in any father. Can I [ __ ] up the whiskey ad? I'm not against advertising. The team needs to be fed somehow. But sometimes Toplis doesn't [26:07] select advertising for an episode, but rather the entire episode is built around advertising. Ian even proposed to his own wife during, well, you know, the time. Two fathers. [ __ ], was that shitty too? You're tired of writing periods. That was a good [26:19] joke, damn. Go [ __ ] yourself. Rosatom expeditions to the North Pole. It's time to show how I proposed to Katya. And here [music] is this long-awaited moment. Katya is trying to understand what the phrase in the photo has to do with it. And [26:32] all. And this is the moment for which, guys, believe me, it is worth bothering with the proposal. Oh, brother, are you here too? Just imagine, endure. I just realized it now. He [26:46] made one of the most important events in his life in collaboration with advertising. Holy [ __ ] . She said, [scream] yes, the cooperation with Rosatom itself. [27:00] And after that he also changed. Wow, this is actually completely [ __ ] up. I just, well, didn’t know about these aspects of my proposal. Uh, what was I advertising there during the proposal. This is great. [27:13] Or maybe there was cheating with advertising. Expedition for children, science. Icebreaker. Awesome. It's simply very symbolic that even the most personal moment in a topless person's life takes place under the cameras of a state-run project. And by the way, it's funny that he did [27:27] n't even get down on one knee when he got it. By the way, I continued watching this anime today, what's it called, about cooking, Zhana's cauldron or something like that . And there, in short, there was a moment, they went off on a hunt in the [27:43] mountains, and his friend catches a rooster. He says: "Well, Jan said to this guy: "Did you bring him a football fan? They're throwing some barbs at each other, and the rooster says: "Sports betting, sports betting." This [ __ ] [28:00] knocked me out so much, you have no idea. Nelya and I were watching it together, and we were like, well, we made a joke about streamers and then the rooster just started placing bets on sports. Sports betting, damn. Alas, Ohokanog. But we won't eat it. [28:16] I bet on sports. She's already a bit old. See, this is [ __ ] awesome. This is just [ __ ] awesome, right? What don't you like? Are you a ring? Maybe we went through this in ninth grade? Katya was not just [28:29] Yann’s girlfriend, but the project’s producer. Filming, budgets, advertising, crew and scripts. budgets, advertising, crew and scripts. We work together. And Jan is creative, and I try to be collected. And we have very different, by the way, she is higher than his [28:42] Their relationship became part of the brand. This is important because after the betrayal, Jan will suddenly ask everyone to consider the relationship strictly personal. It's times, by the way, when he pumped up, yes, [28:55] We have been together for 8 years. We had a lot going on in our lives. Our couple has been through a lot , we understand each other. And we already [29:08] then I pumped up, right, got it? What happened is primarily a question for me and my wife. And we are adults to solve this issue. Yes, indeed, this is primarily a matter between you and your [29:20] wife. The only problem is that it spilled out onto the internet, and you're a surprising that there is discussion about this story. Imagine, that's how it works. It's just that some really funny [ __ ] happens to bloggers [29:32] when they post some content. This should be discussed and shared because it is content. But when some stories happen to them, where they, well, let's say , don't look the coolest [29:46] , right? Ah, guys, well, this is our business, well, no need to discuss it, bro. This is the specificity of the media, imagine, when you do something, this or that, people do something, this or that, people discuss it. Be yours, be your action. [30:00] If this is some kind of surprise for him , well, damn, then don’t be a , well, damn, then don’t be a [ __ ], delete the channel, abandon it. Go find another job, go into the shadows, be a producer. Well, well, what has [30:12] n’t happened between you, you say, we’ll get back to that very soon. But the strange things started much earlier. There was a conflict with the Utopia show. Zhenya recorded an appeal about commercial and creative. And what will you do? So I'm telling you that it's [30:24] impossible, in short, to eliminate the discussion around medicine, well, it's unrealistic. Well, well, this is impossible, dear friends. Do you understand? You either accept that fact or you hit the wall like, why does this work like this, [ __ ]? Why is it [30:39] hot in summer and cold in winter? I do n't understand, [ __ ] hell. Honor loses to the big run. And anyway, why the hell is this question being asked by Ian Topless, who is supposedly a uchpopper. Well, a noochpopper, [30:51] which, well, probably, such logical moments should be, well, as as I understand it, how did it all start? You criticized bloggers for creating content for money. Toplis caught on to this and reacted sharply. [31:07] This means that you've cobbled together what you had from scraps and scraps, and are throwing content at your put together for the sake of advertising. Oh, [ __ ], just presenting such I, unfortunately, did not understand why he did this. Well, I mean, why did he [31:22] latch onto it, [music] because I certainly wasn't trying to get under his skin. He didn't name Yan, but Yan somehow miraculously instantly recognized himself and came forward with a separate confession, revealing to the public inside details like his wife's income and the apartment [31:36] he bought thanks to YouTube. You know, I even earn less than Yeah, you know, I [snorts] have even less you know, I [snorts] have even less than you. You know, my channel is even [31:48] smaller than yours. You know what the [ __ ] this is for? Moscow, if Yan really won’t see it? Wait, stop. Am I right in understanding that his entire logic about Utopia [32:01] earning more than him is based on the fact that Utopia bought an apartment in Moscow? Someone tell Yan about financial literacy and how some bloggers don't spend their money on fancy clothes and trips to the Maldives in luxury hotels, but instead [32:16] simply save their money and then say, "Hmm, let's buy it. It turns out I have the money." Mm, I saw myself in the address : “Why did he defend himself so desperately?” At the same time, images of the real Jan without a jacket and [32:29] script have been surfacing on the internet for years. My favorite section is people's stories about Ian Topless [ __ ] their feet. If any of you have never heard of this circus, you will now be in stitches , because this is a real fact that has been confirmed repeatedly. You [32:44] recently told a funny story about how Jan Toplas had sex with your Well, it's a tradition, like if you communicate with Jan, he won't [ __ ] you in the leg. Even yours. What, what do you remember, what is [32:56] Sharifov’s name? Isn't it Dania? Arthur. It turns out that Arturs and Daniils are in the risk zone. Risks. At risk. Really all legs are [ __ ]. Is he crazy? [33:08] yang is drowning in front of me. Well, he's kind of laughing out loud. So I jump in with starts [ __ ] me. Anyway, I'm like, "Stop, stop, stop, stop." We He just always comes to me at all events. We weren't close friends [33:21] internet. I knew him on the internet. And he flew up, grabbed me and just like that . He even eats my legs seriously. [ __ ], maybe he wants to [ __ ] men? [33:34] there are guys who are straight, but make gay jokes. Well, obviously, they come up to you and say: to kiss you?" Well, they don't do kissing, you understand? That is, because they are not comes up to them, they're like, "Get the [ __ ] out of here." What if toplessness is hiding behind [33:51] gay jokes in order to [ __ ] someone? Because he's actually trying to trample he has a [ __ ] habit. When he really likes a person and he's having fun with them, he starts to grasp it, as they say. Once is an accident, twice is a [34:05] coincidence, three is a pattern. And how much more is left behind the scenes. Here he is in a deranged state, which looks like, well, I don't know how else to say it, someone tells him: "Bro, I like it." Or maybe he's waiting for this? [34:19] Maybe, maybe this is the very truth. Trip is dancing the Macarena. Macarena. Macarena. [music] [34:34] Now Pavel Durov updated his personal Telegram profile. [laughter] This is just [ __ ] amazing. From the VK stage. alcohol. Problems with booze. Do you have them? [34:50] Yes. The problem is that I I can't control myself. lack the gene that processes body alcohol. It's as if I knew back then that the real gene would eventually break out. Yes. And [35:02] Podushkin Hotel. In '21, supposedly, voice messages from Yan about an orgy and drugs appeared. Last night, while you were sleeping, Yan Topless bought some groceries and went to a hotel called Podushkin. [35:19] They started leaking his familiar information last night. Videos, and they leaked his phone number. Anyway, imagine this moment: in fact, this wife of his—well, now this is just a conceptual theory— [35:34] is in a relationship with Topless from the point of view of when they are free, but only free from his side. And therefore, this explains precisely why she doesn't give a damn there, that he behaves like a [ __ ], makes out with everyone there, yea, puts [35:48] perfume in his pillow, and so on. He Where is he? And he went to the BDSM. Well, if this were true, the joketel, to get... [ __ ], I was pushing this topic, saying [36:03] you were an idiot. No, most likely, I would have said so. In short, [ __ ], sorry. Stas, how simple... Forgive me, please, bro, I didn't was pushing this story, but then I admitted that I couldn't confirm it [36:17] . A lot of people started sending me information. A lot of people started sending me information. Like, Stas, why are you constantly joking about Yan Toplis and the Podushkin Hotel if it turned out to be fake? And the resource itself. The one [36:30] who posted the fake issued a retraction. However, in the new video, he claims that everything was true, and Yan is a regular customer of the hotel. long time. So, is it true or not? I don't understand, [36:46] some of these cases could be [ __ ], but the others aren't. But I'll working on, for example, so there's no proof, I'm not voicing anything. But O, by the way, look, Yantops, this is how it should be, just in case. This is how it can be done. Imagine. [37:01] . And Katya couldn't help but know about it . So, most likely, they have an drugs, [ __ ] whoever he wants. Sucks, [ __ ], and And, unfortunately, why isn't he having sex with me, damn it? So sad, huh? [37:14] I couldn't find any alternative information about this hotel either. But here's what's interesting. In the same video, this story pops up Personally, I talked to one girl, I was even going to make a video with her. By This girl She contacted me and claimed she was raped after being [37:28] drugged by naked Jan Toplis, his permanent cameraman, the elephant. This concert, we talked, she told me this whole story, but say: "But if there was no evidence, why did I even believe her?" That's because there [37:40] Toplis, when I was preparing for the review, I found it, where he was laughing with this very [ __ ] a woman, you can drug her with something . That is, Jan Toplis has such This is purely a joke for Hereid guides . And then a real [37:54] methodology to me, provides some evidence of correspondence with the specific evidence because he broke her phone. She brings this shop, tried I tried to fix it, but they told me it wasn't just broken, it was [38:07] [ __ ]. I was like, "Okay." And I never advertised this information anywhere. Topless, at least two of our mutual friends wrote to me. And besides that, I who claimed that he harassed them, groped them in every possible way, and [38:21] behaved inappropriately. Immediately after that, people started sharing their stories about their interactions with Jan in real life. In January 2025, I was still occasionally this, I somehow ended up at all sorts of parties, which, [38:33] get out of as quickly as possible, because stubborn company has n't appealed to me for a long time. When I was about to go home, I'm driving along Tanspo, and Jan me and proposes with such with a sly, unpleasant grin, a little smile [38:46] to suck. [ __ ], [ __ ] awesome, [laughter] [ __ ]. I tell him very soberly, concretely, clearly, thunder. He's like: "Mm, that's sad, I'll go ask [39:00] someone else. A three-letter word and the word is no." Yan does the following. He grabs me by the neck quite sharply. Oh, what if this is true? Is this completely [39:12] [ __ ] up or what? Like [snorts] doesn't count either. Roughly and forcefully and pulls me towards him with all his might. Well, in general, this is direct harassment. push him away quite forcefully. At the same time, I understand what state he is in. [39:25] Publics have been pushing stories since May about a man who looks like Toplis from a bar. New footage has appeared, which, they say, was filmed in May. In them, a man who looks like Yan Toplis [39:40] is kissing a No, I'm now 100% sure that most likely he has some kind of open relationship with his wife. Well, or she does n't respect herself at all. Most likely, the former. Most [39:54] a deal. Otherwise, how the f*ck, She just, it turns out, tolerated it. open relationship only on his part. Well, yes, on his part, yes. Yes, most [40:07] Dinai is spreading faster. The second one. So you're absolutely sure that the woman just doesn't respect herself and forgives him for every betrayal? No, I'd rather be free for everyone. Well, I think Toplis is too active on these [40:21] kinds of tools, actively involved in this kind of [ __ ], that's why there are so And I'll repeat once again that there's no direct evidence for all these words, but you must agree that it's very strange when such stories constantly swirl around a person in the image of a bespectacled [40:34] . No, I'm not stoned, damn it. Where do these rumors come from then? Therefore, this is further confirmation that everything that Yan advocates in his videos is worthless. [40:47] Never listen to advice about There are those who They forgive constant cheating. You can hope that this loser will cheat. But he won't change. On the contrary, if he's cheating more than once, he probably understands in his head that wow, damn, [41:01] I have carte blanche to be a jerk, that is, I can go and replace as much as I want. About the wedding and marriage. Well, that is, on the contrary, well, if they really have a normal relationship, then I have a question for my wife: "Do you [41:14] even respect yourself?" And, in my opinion, it was a stupid move to go on with two justify himself. Take, I'll take another, I'll take another. hundreds of boys, a bunch of all sorts of different people. I'm already walking around hugging everyone at [41:28] generally walking [laughter] like I don't remember. I'm terribly ashamed. A, by the way, it's interesting, Telek will insert a fragment from this address by Toplis, there was a quote like: "You guys make mistakes." I'm sitting here [41:42] thinking: "And you, in the context of this story [laughter], make mistakes." What do you mean? He said, of course, for the sake of decency, that it was his mistake, but then 10 times he covered these maybe this had happened before. The first time she made a scandal for him, but then [41:57] agreed to an open relationship. Anything could happen. Anything could happen. It's not his fault. And I was especially struck by what was read in this message between the lines. That they've already been through this. Perhaps they have an open [42:11] That's it. Yes, yes, yes. But, as for me, such a relationship can only be called tolerant. And a normal family would never be built using such methods. Well . To build. That is, from the point of view of [42:23] betrayal, well, if you really are like that, you A two-way open relationship, well, [ __ ], okay, that's your agreement, okay, but is it weird? Does that make the situation any less weird? No, you just sort of understand why and you're [42:39] you just sort of understand why and you're like, "Okay, that's okay, you just look at them with bewilderment and that's it." Then Ian released another statement and said that the viewers themselves had created his ideal [42:51] I've never put myself in the ranks of ideal people. It's easier for me to admit that I'm a simple, lively, and sincere person than to pretend that I'm flawless. For me, it's better to be sincere, a real person, and make mistakes. [43:03] the comments, have painted an image of a person who has no right to stumble, then maintain. But the viewers didn't get this image from scratch . It took Ian, the producers, the advertisers, and the team 10 years to put it together. You [43:18] put glasses on it and removed the swearing. You put it in schools, asked bad things. They talked about the institution of Family values ​​are not an empty phrase or a social construct. They are extremely [43:30] important for grounding and unburdening the mind from problems at work and in school. It's not for nothing that the protection of the institution of family was included in the main state documents, where they traditional values ​​as the continuity of generations, human rights and [43:42] freedoms. And when the host got drunk and broke the scenery, well, or, yes, yes, who believed the performance. yes, who believed the performance. Oh, what [ __ ] is all this. What's the point? [43:56] So, when we already heard from Ustyan that he's so real So, dear friends, you should always be guilty when you discuss something, because it's ugly, it's terrible. But, damn, this is the basic story when [44:11] you're in the media. When a media person does something super, people look at it and say: "You're a dumbass." Because it appears in Your information field. Do you know exactly how it works? When a friend, comrade, or just someone [44:25] close to you does something stupid, you say he's just [ __ ] around with the media. it's media. That's all. If this is weird to you, well then lock yourself in your room, live in your own universe, and don't give a damn about how [44:41] shitty everything is outside the door. Maybe it will help you internally, at least in your To cope with this dirty, [ __ ], harsh world. I'm ready to give in, just so I don't betray myself. We have the most delicious part of the video left. The [44:55] political line. In 2022, I'm not politically involved, everything is more or less obvious there. I, Yanchik, just signed up on the spot, they came to him and said it's signed up on the spot, they came to him and said it's either this way or that. Well, the dude decided, [45:09] everything is basically clear there. In fact, In fact, he spoke out against military We are told about security by those people who [music] cannot give it to us. When the security forces are at the top, there is no security and there can be none. I am [45:24] war. No to war. In March 22, he released a video about humor, where he devotes the first 7 minutes to the war. Please explain to your parents that everything is not okay. Even if they [45:38] boast that they have already lived through this, that this is all familiar to them, this will all pass, that everything is okay. Pretending that everything is okay now is a crime. But that’s not all. At the same time, two more videos appear on the channel, which are [45:52] dedicated to propaganda and collective memory. Like, how the government changes And after that, yes, they came to him. I just don’t know. Next to Newspeak, propagandists have another technique. A false dilemma. They [46:05] offer people a choice The lesser of two zones, where one option is beneficial to the authorities, the other is obviously terrible. But in reality, there is no such dilemma. No one is holding a gun to your head. There is always a third option. In the same way, we are often [46:19] asked, what is more important: freedom or security? And before the vote on constitutional amendments, they showed us a gay couple adopting a child and asked: "Is this the Russia you will choose?" No, then golly [laughter] [46:33] Vote for the amendments, but there is one small inconsistency in all of this. If you now try to find these succeed, because, just like his anti-war statements, they were silently [46:48] Well, yes, they told him, "Brother, now you are one of us. Now you are a basic, so go ahead and clean up your entire past." They are from Mediapol toplis and have not commented on the reasons for the deletion. And then came A systematic [47:03] October 30th, Yan posted on his Telegram channel, seemingly admiring the Burevestnik missile [music] . According to Topless, the world should fear Russia's nuclear warhead. And, in general, retaliation for an attack will be [47:16] inevitable. On November 4th, National Unity Day, Topless wrote a post in which he repeated the Kremlin's narrative that the Russian nation was born in 1612. As early as 2025, Topless's TGC published a text about Russian fighters' drones [47:30] and our common victory. Drones have brought about a real revolution on the battlefields of the Central Military District. Where today our Russian soldiers are giving their lives for the country, fighting for our common victory. Guys, you have to [47:45] understand here, the guy just suddenly understood. Suddenly, in a second. Did know. Well, then, well, obviously, they came, They said, But considering that Yanchik can't leave a single fart on the internet without a [48:00] sponsor behind him, I dare to assume that he was bribed to create the right patriotic mood among his audience . A man who builds a brand on critical thinking completely changes his public [48:12] position and doesn't even consider it necessary to explain to the audience what happened. By the way, I'm not even entirely sure that he could have left at that moment, because imagine, well, well, there could have been a situation where they came to him and said, [48:25] here like this." Yesterday, Flo taught me to succumb to propaganda, today he's writing a text that looks like a press release from the Ministry of Defense. That's the word. Babo. That is, in short, I don't know [48:37] sure of it. Tana, help. And that's why the scandal with the kiss is far from the most important thing that can be presented to the topless guy. Whether Katya forgave him or not, their It's a matter. Maybe she's known for a long time who he's [48:49] living with. I'm more interested in something else. Why does an educational channel with a huge team constantly make mistakes? He wasn't paid anything, he just wanted to work, even with the Rosatovs and the rest. No, if what you wrote is [49:02] . We couldn't. I mean, if they pressured him, at least it explains something. If his explanation turns out to be just a mercenary desire to make more money, well, then it's complete [49:16] nonsense. And add up two [ __ ] numbers. Why are controversial hypotheses presented to children as facts, and why is it that every time the real Yan appears without editing, everyone is surprised: "Ah, Max, he'll put pressure on you." Okay, guys, [49:29] if anything happens, come on, if suddenly I start saying something different, you'll understand right away, guys, you'll understand right away. Oh, man, because Yantoples is like, for me, there are Rusatoms instead of donations, and It will appear. You'll understand everything right away. Who's [49:42] not a scientist. He's a talented presenter and a very successful [ __ ] artist. I think I said exactly the same thing in the video with Dima. Karamba gave him the format, the editors gave him the information, the agency gave him the image, production, and money. And Samyan [49:54] voiced and packaged it all very well. And he's always been like that. It's just that before, there was editing and blind faith between him and the viewers . 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