[00:01] a program called My Strange Addiction, which shows us the strangest addictions people have. Today's chapter is about a guy who is addicted to old ladies, to grandmothers. You better put your [00:13] grandmothers away because we're starting. My name is Gy, I'm 31 years old, I live in older women. But wait a minute. Is he really addicted to grandmothers, or is he addicted to reading his name in juicy wills of people who are about to [00:28] watching you, kid. Much older women, women in their 60s, 70s and 80s, all of them. Ah, you see. The closer the old ladies are to the edge of the precipice , the more he likes them. Why should we keep our inheritances away from this [00:43] those old ladies a good shag before they turn to dust. I love everything about older women. I like the smell, the feeling, the [00:55] mindset, the dentures. Oh, what a lie. Dentures. A man who really likes older women always prefers them without teeth. That's already known. It's one of the few benefits you get from having a [01:07] waste it just like you would a set of dentures . No, it says here that he hasn't dated women under 60. He's like Leonardo DiCaprio in reverse. He also says that the oldest girlfriend he's ever had was [01:21] 91 years old. The question is, did the old lady die during sex? Instead of coming, he left, touched the sky, and stayed there. I think so. I'm on a dating website and there's a [01:34] has the look that appeals to me. She has silver hair, a big smile, she's very pretty and she looks adventurous. Seriously, there are old ladies who still get laid. Because? Madam, please bake cookies, or [01:49] knit a sweater. Stop looking for penises on the internet, it's very weird. I many terms for older ladies that are used to describe their called that, for your information, you disgusting pig. No objects of pleasure, no [02:06] hot mamas, no sex machines, no grannies. But I would say my favorite is silver fox, because that has to do with silver fur and that's what calling the old ladies silver foxes. This guy is crazy, he must be [02:21] a serial killer or something. Investigate it. Who looks at a picture of an old woman and says, "[ __ ], just a crazy person, something's not right with this guy." He's going to named Karen. Yes, that's how you hook up with old ladies through mail. They still use Yahoo. [02:34] I think about that and say, "Wow, it must be so difficult to pick up old women online." If they stop replying, you don't know if they liked you or if they simply died. Now, imagine the humiliation of calling one of [02:46] her grandsons, asking if she's alive, and the damned woman is alive. The first time I older women was in sixth grade. There was a really sexy teacher, and she was probably about 65 years old. She had great taste and [03:00] was very beautiful. It says here that his first relationship was when he was 18 and the woman was 50. You could say he was dating a young girl, considering 91- year-old mummy. At what point does he make that big leap? [03:14] Almost everyone in my life, my family and my friends, knows what I'm like and they know the kind of women I prefer. But I have a friend named Rich who always introduces me to different women, but they're all too young for [03:27] me. Supposedly, he's now going to confront his friend, saying, "Stop introduce me to older women." And I don't know why, but I have a feeling his friend is going to say, "Shut up already, we all know you like men, you're gay. You even put on [03:39] makeup and lipstick for the documentary. This lie's gotten way out of hand. How's work, man? Same as always, no changes. How are the new workers? I met Ky at my job. We're both [03:51] ER dispatchers. Uh, what? He's already seeing things here. What do you mean this is the guy who introduces women to him? He's seeing the same guy I am. He's the guy who gets introduced to women. Not the one who's introduced to them, not the one who meets them. [04:05] If he were to meet a woman for some strange reason , he'd hold on to her. He wouldn't be introducing her. He'd grab her, never let go, hide her in his basement so she'd never leave. [04:17] Oh, I have to tell you something. Have you noticed that you and the other guys have never met one of my girlfriends? It's true. I date women." Older. Oh, please. I 'm not believing a word he says anymore. I'm starting to [04:30] feel like this is all fake and staged. Look at the way he walks. Is he gay or not? Wow, how far did his lies go to avoid coming out of the closet? This is unbelievable. How old? Usually 60 [04:43] or more. I mean, a six and a zero. Yeah, that's right. That's a bit extreme. This chubby guy is so cute, damn it. It's like putting a beard filter on a baby. What a cute little chubby guy. He's really adorable, actually. You're telling me you [04:57] grandmothers. Yeah, you could say I like silver foxes. When he told me he was obsessed with grandmothers, I was shocked, totally stunned. The chubby guy, remembering how his friend would [05:10] constantly visit his grandmother, how his grandmother's bed would start creaking out of nowhere, right? And how does intimacy, sex, and all that work Because The way it looks, I'd say you'd have to explain everything to them from the [05:24] beginning. They work really well. Sixty-five-year-olds don't wake up one day and decide to stop having sex. They just don't wake up in the future. When you approach these women to arrange a date with me, [05:37] ask them, "Is your grandmother available?" Him thinking, "Okay, stop recording me, please." "I'm an introvert, please." My name is Kyle, I'm 31 years old, and I love grandmothers, especially yours. Oh, you [05:52] grandmothers, especially yours. Oh, you damn dog. He really screwed me over. Oh, how come I didn't cut the video before he said that? Here it says that after his guy's obsession, he practically didn't care and set him up with another [06:05] young woman. Hello, if you're serious. Hi, I'm Kyle. How are you? I'm Candas. I keep wondering the same thing, where did this man find this woman? Does he grab her belly like this, lift it up, and start looking for a new woman? Let's see, [06:19] which one? A blonde, a brunette. Boom. Here she is. My first impression of Candance was that she was very pretty, but when I looked at her, the first thing I thought was, "I bet her grandmother is beautiful." Oh my God, this [06:32] guy doesn't forgive. How awkward to be talking to this guy and all he's grandmother looks on all fours, how it feels Spanking your grandma. Very awkward. Can you describe a typical date for you? Well, she must be between 60 [06:47] for you? Well, she must be between 60 and 80. Why are you looking at her like that? What's up? Are you serious? Absolutely. That's about my grandma's age. What's her your grandma's name? No, seriously, tell me, what's [07:00] slept with me or not. Where do you find these women? You go to hospitals, and I go , you know? I just have to go to the morgue. What's this about making fun of old ladies to impress [07:12] a young woman and now you're going to dig them out of their coffins and take the one of them to my bed and all that. You totally lost me , bro. If anything... You like it, you [07:27] respect it, you don't go around making fun of your own weird tastes. Anyway, they have a old women and he says, "It's because the more wrinkled she gets , the more I sleep with your grandma." And [07:40] she said, "Okay." She tells him, "Okay, I understand, no problem." Actually, I don't I really like is being the hot daddy of that fat friend of yours. We're all dying for him, but he always rejects us and always sends us to you. I don't know [07:54] why. [Music] My name is Kyle and I love grandmothers. Yes, we know, man. We already know what happened after catch Alzheimer's or what? Because they say that's what happens. And now, finally, he's going to [08:09] meet a woman who suits his tastes. Karen, you've arrived. It's a pleasure to meet you. You look great. Oh, come on, she's quite grown up, isn't she? That's what she said. It looks as if she was unearthed just to fulfill her [08:23] Tinder obligations. I'm a little nervous because, well, he's much younger than me. I have butterflies in my stomach. I feel like she arranged to meet this guy for the date. Then she died, but then the day of the [08:37] hell with it, I have to get there." And he emerged from the tomb in a state of decomposition. It's fun to feel like this again, you know? Being excited and not knowing what will [08:50] happen next. Eh, eh, e eh. It's a rather disturbing and sensual scene , to say the least, but we're not going to criticize it. The old lady is happy, and that's what matters. Have you traveled a lot? Yes, I have traveled a lot. Would you travel [09:04] with someone like me? Because I'm old enough to be your mother, or maybe even to make me take you home with me. Oh, thank you so much. Oh, ma'am, I know you're too old for me to give you advice, but I think, I think, I think [09:19] this guy just wants you for sex, he just wants you to pass the time. But you only have a little while left, ma'am. As expected, this poor old woman fell into the clutches of this degenerate. They kiss and do it without a [09:31] condom. Actually, there's a text that says so. It was a truly says so. It was a truly spectacular night. I don't want it to [09:48] Why was it information that I didn't need? love grandmothers. We already know. Could you tell us something other than your fondness for fornicating with grandmothers? She says Kyle lived in Florida [10:02] for several years and although he had many dates there, he always returned to the same woman. Will it be the love of her life, or perhaps the greatest inheritance with the most properties and luxuries? My name is Jackie. I came to visit Kyle. Honey, you've arrived. [10:16] Hello darling. How are you? Okay, very good, you've arrived. Kylie and I dated for a while, but I'm not her type because I'm too young. I'm a baby, I'm only 61. Well, if we compare these two ladies, I think it makes more sense for me to be [10:28] we're talking about feelings, this guy isn't right in the head. I'm just being honest, the other one was already further away than here. This text says that the lady already has three children and that they are all older than Kyle. Could you please put the texts in the [10:41] middle, properly framed? Ugh, it makes me sick to see them like that . I had to endure the entire . This lady came for him. He tells her, "What are you doing in Pittsburgh? Come to Florida, baby. I've got cobwebs down there . My little one misses you." They [10:55] all get very affectionate there. And he's left wondering, "Should I stay or should I go?" And well, that's how the chapter ends. That's all. If that doesn't work, Florida is full of extremely sexy grandmothers. I'm just telling you, bro, make a decision [11:08] fast, because this bastard here is after your girls and he's going to take them away from you someday, but you decide whether to enjoy your girls before then or not. End Here are two. Don't even think about going to [11:21] get jealous and I'm toxic and I'll strangle you like that.