--- title: 'Severina Soda on Village Life' source: 'https://youtube.com/watch?v=rTI1BIEjhd4' video_id: 'rTI1BIEjhd4' date: 2026-07-22 duration_sec: 595 channel: 'Severina Soda' --- # Severina Soda on Village Life > Source: [Severina Soda on Village Life](https://youtube.com/watch?v=rTI1BIEjhd4) ## Summary The video features Severina Soda sharing humorous and chaotic stories about village life, corporate parties, and personal anecdotes, including a cringe-worthy encounter with a rapper and a mysterious bathroom incident at a party. ### Key Points - **Party Stories** [00:02] — Severina recounts fun but illegal activities at a party, suggesting fines would have occurred if caught. - **Corporate Party with Grannies** [00:31] — She describes attending a plant's corporate party where elderly people were dancing, and she tried to dance with an old man but was thwarted by an old woman. - **Bathroom Mystery** [01:28] — Someone vomited in the toilet at the party; everyone suspects Uber, but it remains unresolved. - **Cringe Rap Story** [03:07] — A young man at an event started rapping to her after she laughed at his joke, leading to an awkward situation. - **Drunk Guy and Lap Dance Joke** [05:15] — She jokes about asking old ladies for a lap dance and mentions a drunk guy who could only open one eye. - **Video Game Experiences** [06:11] — She discusses buying Black Desert on Nintendo Switch, finding it unplayable, and struggling with a SpongeBob game. - **Beaver Encounter** [07:12] — She describes a beaver throwing dust at her and expresses curiosity about its job. - **Winter Activities** [08:08] — She talks about snow, wanting to go tubing, and jokes about disabled YouTubers. - **Chicken Anatomy Fact** [09:22] — She shares a fact that chickens lay eggs from their anus, implying roosters also mate there. - **Best Purchase** [09:51] — She declares wet wipes next to her computer as the best purchase, making life easier. ### Conclusion Severina Soda's video is a chaotic mix of humorous stories and random observations, offering a glimpse into her quirky perspective on village life and social interactions. ## Transcript Have a most wonderful, most terrible evening. voice sounds as if I have a big house. You should see how high my ceilings are. In principle, it doesn't exist. Damn, there were actually so many fun things that happened at our party that I can't tell you about, our party that I can't tell you about, unfortunately, because it's illegal. us. We didn't succeed. But if we had succeeded, the news would most likely have been exactly the same. Most likely there would have been a fine. I love different. Corporate parties with grannies, that's what I got into yesterday. I was told there is an got into yesterday. I was told there is an interesting bar. It's cool there. We went and got to the plant's corporate party. Here. And there the grannies were dancing. And the very fact that our tastes coincided with those of our grandmothers. There was one old man there, I kept trying to take him away all evening. At first I had my eye on one grandfather , but the second one was even older, so it was more interesting. He even talked to me once. I was thinking, like, to come up to him, dance a slow dance with him, but some old woman snatched him right from under my nose. Nothing, nothing. Here are other corporate events. I will find my grandfather again. Mrs. Kadrit grandfather. But I’m like, I walk past him, my strap has fallen off, and then I’m like, trotting and dancing next to him. The secret of the mess in the trotting and dancing next to him. The secret of the mess in the toilet can be told. It's like a secret site. Is this just a secret fuck-up or something? I would take part in something like that. You know me. Can you tell me the secret about Masya's toilet secret? tell me the secret about Masya's toilet secret? And Uber [laughter] I bet it's Uber. Anyway, we were playing pefball. Thora and Luna were already leaving. Here are the rest of them who remained. already leaving. Here are the rest of them who remained. And I think Sata comes in and is like, "This is And I think Sata comes in and is like, "This is [ __ ] nuts, you should see it." In short, someone threw up all over the toilet. I didn't even see it. I decided not to go there. And everyone started trying to guess who did it. In short, everyone relies on Uber. If it were me, I would have this vomit on me. So on whom there was no one, on whom there was no one. So, no one threw up, then? It's not me. I would have the same thing. I sat and played beer ball for a long time, and didn’t go away for long. I would remember the moment remember everything. But what was before, no. And this was when we were playing pifball, and we were busy, and who wasn’t with us, were busy, and who wasn’t with us, Uber, right? [ __ ]. advance. And as soon as I feel uncomfortable , I watch until I feel even more uncomfortable. Okay, let's go play zombies against BN. How funny they are. Such a funny dumpling. What is this anyway? Nut. Damn, how crunchy they are. This is purely the most. Damn, the sounds aren't loud. I could have made it quieter. I'm the only one who should be loud here. Oh, do you want me to tell you another cringe story ? In short, the story of the Klein is about pick-up lines. Oh, I don’t even know how to tell you this without dying. I was doing one thing, let's say. Here. And there were people of all ages there, also doing the people of all ages there, also doing the same thing with me for money. There was a guy, naturally, a little one for me. I'm 117, I'm looking for grandfathers for myself. In short, at he joked about something. It was a funny joke. I laughed, and he apparently took it as a come-on. And then he started following me and communicating with me . And one of us was assigned to work in pairs . And I feel like it's because of him. He asked, most likely. When we were put in jail, I was already a little tired of his conversations. Our job is just sit and wait. Firstly, I do n’t want to talk and I don’t want to interfere with work. And he's like, "I also rap work. And he's like, "I also rap ." I'm like, worse? Some kind of combo." I'm like, mm, well, I kind of give a monosyllabic answer so as not to continue the conversation. I continue to be silent, and a second later he starts second later he starts rapping. tired then and already a little pissed off with all the cringe , that I didn't even smile, didn't even laugh. Only later, when I got home, I was like, "[ __ ], what was that?" Yeah, it was an Uber. You got it right. This is the story about him. If it . [laughter] Well, then it all fits. It was just a joke, so it wasn't an Uber. And he threw up in the bathroom. By the way, I didn't even hear what he said there. I'm just like, in my head, like, this can't happen I'm dreaming this. Guys, I feel sorry for such a young rapper. No, well, you know, young rapper. No, well, you know, on the contrary, on the contrary, when you A rapper at 16, it's no big deal. Everyone makes mistakes, we've all been teenagers, kids, and done [ __ ]. Well, never someone over 20. That's just not normal. A 45-year-old rapper dressed like . It's like collecting, I think. Anyway, I just remembered how things got to us when we were hanging out with the old ladies. I said something about asking them for a lap dance and offered to pay for the chickens. Well, I didn't tell them that. I was just joking . There was also this guy who was so drunk, so drunk that he could only open one eye. I mean, I was fine with his eyes initially. It's good investment after all. I'd also like a pig . We could have arranged that. Fun village entertainment. How do you city people have fun? Severina soda. Well, drunker. I can mumble something incomprehensible. And not only that. But I'll tell you a secret. You don't do this when you're drunk. Or you're drunk don't do this when you're drunk. Or you're drunk every day. unsuitable for some for some console? I once found console? I once found Black Desert on sale on the Nintendo Vi. It was crap, completely unplayable. Although I also bought SpongeBob SquarePants there. Well, I'm probably stupid. I don't know, kids are I still haven't figured out how to play this SpongeBob game. Okay, I need money. I need you. I need you, I need you. That's it, I'm taking you already. And show me everyone. What the hell are you? What the hell are you? This is mine. I think. Yeah, squirrels. And this is not small. Wait. Well, squirrels. And this is not small. Wait. Well, no, what do you mean, with their tails. Beavers. I've seen beavers in my life. I got scared. They threw dust on me. Be Good job, beaver. What's he doing? He wants to set up a skating rink here. I'm even curious what's going on here. I still don't understand what he does. What's your job? What do they pay you for? , just think. Guys, I need help, I need support. Assistance. Someone, please help me help me. Oh, that's it, we're saved. Damn, help me. Oh, that's it, we're saved. Damn, that's it. I live outside the city. It's good that I that's it. I live outside the city. It's good that I don't work anywhere, because I'm so don't work anywhere, because I'm so covered in snow, huh. And what about me? How can I help you? Here's covered in snow, huh. And what about me? How can I help you? Here's another set-up for you bubblegum hedgehog. And we got through. Damn, I wish I could live and not know what snow is. Life would seem like honey and paradise. I want some kind of activity in the winter. Someone offered me to go skating, to buy, in short, this inflatable ring. What's it called? A tube. I do called? A tube. I do My ass feels good. You 'll fly up on every bump. That's the It's like a pill on the waves, only on snowdrifts in the dream. I condemn the snowdrift snowdrifts in the dream. I condemn the snowdrift . start. Not all disabled people are YouTubers. All YouTubers are disabled. Speaking of disabled YouTubers, when I'm born, there won't be many. Someday, maybe, maybe, you know, that's what work is, I'm always busy, busy. Mm, why not pump up? Both. Nothing has changed. I just wasted money. I was thinking, chickens don't have vaginas. She gives birth to eggs with her ass. So, the rooster [ __ ] and tucks the hen into her ass too. Keep this in mind when you write fanfics about chickens. So, what will she do? , she's spilled her fluid all over everything. Damn, you know, the best purchase I've ever made is wet wipes next to my computer. How so They made my life easier.