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title: 'Mattison Twatter: The Documentary'
source: 'https://youtube.com/watch?v=kTL7FjTnZmg'
video_id: 'kTL7FjTnZmg'
date: 2026-08-04
duration_sec: 2316
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# Mattison Twatter: The Documentary

> Source: [Mattison Twatter: The Documentary](https://youtube.com/watch?v=kTL7FjTnZmg)

## Summary

This video is a roleplay documentary following the character Madison Twatter, a drug dealer in a GTA roleplay server, as he navigates the city, sells codeine, and interacts with various gangs and police. The content is largely improvised and focuses on the character's daily activities and interactions.

### Key Points

- **Introduction to Madison Twatter** [00:13] — Madison Twatter introduces himself as a well-known figure in the city, claiming everyone respects him. He mentions having 19 pints (codeine) on him and shows off his gun.
- **House and Drug Business** [01:51] — Madison shows his house, which is green, and displays his stash of drugs and guns. He explains that the drug business is easy to take over if you're him.
- **Encounter with Mafia** [05:29] — Madison and his friend Banks encounter some Mafia members who try to rob them, but Madison asserts his dominance, saying they clearly had no idea who they were talking to.
- **Police Checkpoint** [06:09] — They are stopped at a police checkpoint. Madison refuses to take a breathalyzer, and they manage to avoid a search by driving around the checkpoint.
- **Drug Search and Cocaine** [08:23] — Police search them and find 20 bags of cocaine. They are let go after the police take the drugs, but Madison is frustrated by the loss.
- **Robbery and Police Chase** [10:07] — Madison and Banks rob a person for 50k, but police arrive. They manage to escape, and Madison mentions he can take it to the pressure shop.
- **Meeting with Mafia** [12:24] — They meet with Mafia members. Madison discusses a million-dollar buy-in to join the Mafia, but he declines, preferring to be his own boss.
- **Coke House and Undercover Cop** [17:07] — They visit a coke house and encounter an undercover cop. Madison cleverly identifies him and avoids trouble.
- **Selling Codeine** [21:32] — Madison sells codeine to a buyer, negotiating a price of 90k for 20 bottles. He explains the risks of selling, including a 25% chance police are notified.
- **Selling to Police** [24:41] — Madison jokes about selling drugs to cops, but Banks warns him not to reveal classified information in public.
- **Garage and Car Issues** [28:41] — They go to the garage to get cars. Madison has trouble finding his green truck and deals with an impoundment.
- **Selling to NPCs** [31:05] — Madison explains that selling to NPCs is harder but possible. He advises finding areas with fewer people to sell to locals.
- **Deal with a Buyer** [33:04] — Madison offers a deal to a buyer: buy 20 bottles for 90k, then sell them yourself for profit. He emphasizes thinking smart.
- **Finding Locals to Sell** [36:33] — Madison suggests going to areas with few people to find locals to sell to, as they are more likely to buy.
- **Boredom and Plans** [37:12] — Madison expresses boredom and plans to do one more batch of selling before heading to a club.

### Conclusion

The video is a raw, unscripted look into the life of a roleplay character, showcasing the daily grind of drug dealing, police interactions, and gang politics. It's entertaining for fans of GTA roleplay but offers little educational value.

## Transcript

less than a week ago I was in [ __ ] England with my buds and we were all popping a whole bunch of pills getting Swift up you know what I mean made then America in the city called [ __ ] Los Santos I had no idea what the [ __ ] to do
we were [ __ ] any of these people were or what the [ __ ] was going on bro but in [ __ ] take over the city brother everyone in this focused City knows me everyone [ __ ] pays their respects to Madison [ __ ] Twatter every gang in
the city knows what the [ __ ] is not made the Crips the Mafia the Bloods the vatos the North End knows everyone knows what the [ __ ] is up made today I'm gonna be
showing you around the [ __ ] city and show you how I [ __ ] take [ __ ] over but just so you know I'm not [ __ ] playing around I keep my [ __ ] strap on me bruv you're gonna see how this [ __ ] city treats me brother they
treat me with [ __ ] respect my name is Madison [ __ ] traitor I got 19 pints on me right now I wonder if this guy be interested in one I may want to buy my
interested in one I may want to buy my [ __ ] oh hell no mate I don't give a [ __ ] if you apologize me your [ __ ] handing over the [ __ ] money now bro handing over the [ __ ] money now bro hand over your [ __ ] money mate don't
you [ __ ] run get the [ __ ] out of here [ __ ] locals know the treat Madison [ __ ] tighter with respect or they get the [ __ ] ak's barrel down they [ __ ] throat mate first I'm gonna take y'all to my [ __ ] house bro
make enough money to buy a [ __ ] house in the city [ __ ] crazy the drug business is so easy to take over bro but only if your name is Madison [ __ ] planet you know what I mean they no one can [ __ ] do it I do rough [ __ ] man I
can [ __ ] do it I do rough [ __ ] man I need to get [ __ ] gas hell yeah you a little more gassed up man we're gonna go to my [ __ ] crib and I'm gonna show you what the [ __ ] is really going on gotta like my [ __ ] car mate oh he's
[ __ ] [ __ ] city of [ __ ] crazy bruv this is my [ __ ] house you know because it's [ __ ] green mate we need to see the green truck you know it's Madison [ __ ] [ __ ] er and when you see the
green house you know it's Madison [ __ ] platters house what the [ __ ] I mean mate let me show you what I got in this [ __ ] cabinet right here bro I really run [ __ ] in this [ __ ] City made that's just what the [ __ ] goes on
made that's just what the [ __ ] goes on mate put my [ __ ] a K up for Knox I don't want to [ __ ] lose it rough [ __ ] hell I've lost so many expensive [ __ ] hell I've lost so many expensive guns mate I'm down to my four can take a
guns mate I'm down to my four can take a psalm a it was always banks was good yeah yeah you know what the [ __ ] going on me I'm about to pick up some coding up my crib and go up to the you say yeah get some pints you trying to ride with
yeah yeah I was about to go there to just pick some up and [ __ ] hell yeah you want to ride with me mate or you want me to ride with you it's up to you
I don't mind I mean I [ __ ] love my truck mate it's my [ __ ] bro some mate
stray from the hood mate mafia gang [ __ ] number of yeah [ __ ] number of yeah [Music]
they look like dice you by evening oh [ __ ] bro what's up mate oh my god yo sorry about that [ __ ] the other day bro I felt like it was my fault mate how bro I felt like it was my fault mate how we got kidnapped this [ __ ] bro how you
we got kidnapped this [ __ ] bro how you been bro oh yeah my circuit was just here mate yeah I know you're just wrong a corner I
yeah I know you're just wrong a corner I just left my [ __ ] guy right there bro
head back up there oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] hell bro sub ruff hell bro sub ruff Oh Madison effect Madison [ __ ] try to
Oh Madison effect Madison [ __ ] try to a sub Rove oh what a [ __ ] who's this this is banks brother you're gonna learn about a mate that's okay homeboy
about a mate that's okay homeboy hey yeah I've been brothers bro some mafia boys just tried to rob me jet clearly had no idea who he's talking to
clearly had no idea who he's talking to bro same [ __ ] bro it's [ __ ] let me to work on that [ __ ] bro oh yeah okay we're gonna go do some runs and rob okay we're gonna go do some runs and rob some people broke a churro - revs oh
[ __ ] I got like seven M's right here 7 News oh yeah know what the [ __ ] going all night it's just uh sir we're just checking you know
to make sure nobody has any drugs on them the checkpoint you know drinking tonight sir hell nah brah I don't drink mate yeah a drink you mind blowing into this breathalyzer for me man just roll down
that window blowing this breath last time you did that you said I was blowing time you did that you said I was blowing in a flashlight they all say bro LSP in a flashlight they all say bro LSP y'all - oh yeah where the [ __ ] should I
go - get out of here bro dude I just go around over pass right there okay just you need to do what you need to do hell yeah bro but they probably won't read us yeah bro but they probably won't read us oh yeah you can't risk it or what no one
oh yeah you can't risk it or what no one else get in now no [ __ ] ever and I
don't know what the [ __ ] to do [ __ ] guess I'm somewhat paint paint yeah some guess I'm somewhat paint paint yeah some cotija paint right now no pints no you
cotija paint right now no pints no you try and go to cohere with madison [ __ ] tato brother if they don't know us then who the [ __ ] are they you know us then who the [ __ ] are they you know what I mean all the way dude 'evil horns
mask the one with the [ __ ] knife yeah I [ __ ] hate that bro oh my god bro I'm off I got always be old [ __ ] I'm gonna always be a awesome dumb [ __ ]
searching you sir I'm a oh this is sir given what 20 bad cocaine it is under given what 20 bad cocaine it is under Bitcoin powder coating Bitcoin powder coating you guys went step into the vehicle
pass through have a good day mate LCD gang yeah no I was thinking about trying
to do some [ __ ] but yeah he's uncus and everything so we roll up no yeah they
everything so we roll up no yeah they already seen our faces
I think we'll be cool which I'm not sure that is 50k okay you wanna live or die that is 50k okay you wanna live or die well some mate
okay you want to walk I'll let you walk okay you want to leave kind of but I
mean I don't make the decision who are you push top damn Madison [ __ ] [ __ ] Addison [ __ ] Tyler you know the plug on all made it
Tyler you know the plug on all made it was up the cops coming here bro [ __ ] is was up the cops coming here bro [ __ ] is hell brother just following us mate now
could take it all the way to the pressure shop for me yeah oh [ __ ] I pressure shop for me yeah oh [ __ ] I can't so I got got something oh hell can't so I got got something oh hell yeah
going on mate so [ __ ] out but what are we doing out go to meth no okay
are we doing out go to meth no okay mmm we can go back to codeine well I think there's still like codeine yeah probably billions because I if he wasn't a process already like I probably saw that because they already
asked us like two times yeah and I got the chocolate stuff and then when we passed by and I passed by and then through it reversed went to go make sure there was this truck is to move and once it gets up there yeah yeah that shook
it gets up there yeah yeah that shook progress fusses my I hate what [ __ ] bro progress fusses my I hate what [ __ ] bro I'll take no one here yeah oh yeah you
I'll take no one here yeah oh yeah you know the bug on our mate hey you know the bug on mate [ __ ] I mean get in it oh yeah who's this
brother some mate it was good hell yeah I recognized your face you know me bro oh yeah mate
building bruv unless y'all some Bloods oh yeah [ __ ] I made all that [ __ ] am I gonna waste so I can smoke a spliff I don't think that's the
smoke a spliff I don't think that's the best idea I'm a [ __ ] professional yeah I was circus service time [ __ ] you
saw that how would he get I don't know what he gettin buddy just got done with it oh he just finished it yeah I'm not trying to be in the Mafia you feel me I'm trying to be Madison Twatter
but I'm trying to be in the Mafia you know what I mean me yeah just don't step know what I mean me yeah just don't step on my toes you know like yo I pay taxes out there before I brought them maybe like four members that's four million
like don't tell me like I can't be here tonight it's um it's a million dollar tonight it's um it's a million dollar buy-in for now it's a million per head if you want to join and like four dude that was rolling with me like just
holding it down joined the Mafia because I mean oh yeah well I'll probably join I mean oh yeah well I'll probably join the Mafia like later on oh yeah I enjoy doing that huh you know should I make my myself no first exactly both L bro
myself no first exactly both L bro right behind me and [ __ ] [ __ ] don't right behind me and [ __ ] [ __ ] don't want clothes either I just like it I don't know I got this oh [ __ ] hell yeah you know how many
people in the city [ __ ] doing that now yeah everybody's saying that huh now yeah everybody's saying that huh yeah yeah yeah [ __ ] about night money
making season you're I'm a car and meet you out there brother bat-breath me and thanks are [ __ ] cool bro he's one of the first people I met in the city he's [ __ ] sure as hell bro he's kind of like me mate you don't want the right
soul and [ __ ] boy grove and you're right mate [ __ ] you oh [ __ ] bro oh [ __ ] sorry mate [ __ ] you oh [ __ ] bro oh [ __ ] sorry brother
zu that [ __ ] mate hell yeah bro let's sail faster you get this [ __ ] truck mate it's [ __ ] pusher bro [ __ ] push him pedal the [ __ ] floor [ __ ] push him pedal the [ __ ] floor bro come on name 160 bro I'll lose the
bro come on name 160 bro I'll lose the speed mate I think I'm topping out there speed mate I think I'm topping out there we go there we go may walk Yahweh Kirill
we go there we go may walk Yahweh Kirill you know the [ __ ] going on me sub rev how's it going man nice [ __ ] car you got there oh yeah have you ever met me got there oh yeah have you ever met me bruv
oh yeah Madison [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] know whose it is Madison [ __ ] let me
my shoes oh yeah it's dude from coke club what's oh yeah it's dude from coke club what's up buddy [ __ ]
coke house right now anybody knows dude it's empty is it I just left there dude it's empty is it I just left there it's [ __ ] empty some dude gave me a like you know I can't pull up the codeine he was like because if there's
any [ __ ] mafia or [ __ ] there they're gonna [ __ ] me up he's like I'm so emilion 'he's from them and i was like yeah you i saw some dude with blue pants i like you might want cut but the blueberry naw dude even some dude
dressed up like i'll [ __ ] me you look like a [ __ ] shitty undercover cop in like a [ __ ] shitty undercover cop in like a 1970s film you know what I mean I have no idea talk about me what cuz name dude he was wearing like a [ __ ] beige
dude he was wearing like a [ __ ] beige suit oh okay yeah Oh like the Gumby's that what what else I can call banks like the Gambino dundies no that's a
like the Gambino dundies no that's a different server brother like aviator shades and literally like this like ugly-ass disco [ __ ] bass so yeah that's the Gambino's yeah that's what it is Bambino yeah yeah like some Starsky
and Hutch looking at [ __ ] you know what I mean yeah it was a [ __ ] undercover bro cause he like he like rolled up and they like [ __ ] coke
coke lab and [ __ ] and he was like he was like it's eerily quiet in here it's it's like police are like out here like right and [ __ ] I was like so you're either conveniently here at a time where you're not going to be taxed but he I was like
not going to be taxed but he I was like or you're undercover you know looking at looking to raid and then he was like yep that's it I'm a cop [ __ ] hell I had
that's it I'm a cop [ __ ] hell I had never [ __ ] seen on [ __ ] only gangs I really know about the [ __ ] mafia Nord anos Crips 38 babies
[ __ ] mafia Nord anos Crips 38 babies and again those one dudes nemesis or and again those one dudes nemesis or whatever see I always getting emesis and whatever see I always getting emesis and [ __ ] has mass confused dude they're
getting kind of salty about that I think yeah I don't know who is first they both seem [ __ ] small [ __ ] to me mate yeah now that if I both seem pretty like yeah now that if I both seem pretty like small I think about like 10 people for
small I think about like 10 people for like each one yesterday I'm sorry are like each one yesterday I'm sorry are you talking to me oh I'm trying to get
my gang in alliance with them right now for the day update damn dude and do it for the day update damn dude and do it over here soon huh yeah I was wonderful you bro yeah and what do you guys give me a
ride to a garage cuz I just did you do you do look like a Starsky and Hutch ass cop dude up beautiful you know it I mean I mean tell me I'm wrong though who's I mean tell me I'm wrong though who's this mate give me a ride just to be nice
this mate give me a ride just to be nice he died with the car he was like good RP two three or I'm gonna kill you yeah who's that beef with the Crips it's not
who's that beef with the Crips it's not beef oh you again some night so wait beef oh you again some night so wait wait Gambino is right yeah he said he
said I heard that [ __ ] you was talking man you do look like a [ __ ] cop what do you mean I even told you I wasn't talking [ __ ] wasn't talking [ __ ] oh wait it was in yeah yep
you trying to sell me some codeine what's up I got a bottle already what's up I got a bottle already oh [ __ ] shiny nineteen of them bro
oh [ __ ] shiny nineteen of them bro all [ __ ] you got away in the market bro bro I give you 90 right now 90k for 20 bottles and five rough exactly me and
banks got this [ __ ] on lock breath we buy all your pints rough all of them a buy all your pints rough all of them a and then more both of them we run all of them and we come back buy all of them again I'm about to bust some shots but
it's only at this goddamn jukebox all right oh plane so did that work for you
I [ __ ] with this country music breath my name is Madison [ __ ] Tyler bro you seen my truck outside yeah well the classic truck but Johnny
Cash mate you gotta pay your respect to Johnny Cash oh [ __ ] bro I'm a [ __ ] man I could take it breath hit me again oh yeah do it do it and me again bro hit me again that's medicine water
hit me again that's medicine water hit me again [ __ ] and me again both yes Lloyd it was speech see 9420 bottles that
it was speech see 9420 bottles that really good yeah it's taking about its thank you by the way if you sell to NBC correct but it's hard as [ __ ] to sell it correct but it's hard as [ __ ] to sell it all mate you gotta fire yes sometime
yes sometimes they reject you it's like a fee they can reject your offer and and and police have like a 25% chance being notified of every transaction Street and
notified of every transaction Street and I got like three yeah and like and like sometimes you've gotta like yank people out of their cars to do it and I think
they're still yeah they're still like ten cops on so what do you do with it you sell it you just [ __ ] play them off like playtime so it oh yeah me and off like playtime so it oh yeah me and banks crying that should we wait until
banks crying that should we wait until 48 hours that's classified information
bro dont be spit that out in front of everybody mate now we gotta cure everybody is [ __ ] Gambino knows my secrets bros I'll sell it to cops I
the police station trying to sell drugs anyone want to come record this
[ __ ] keep that thirty with that penis you feel me brother extendo dick oh yeah straight penis on there the straight packin play say penis Rove straight
packin play say penis Rove straight straight dick in the face huh yeah 22 times 5,000 hundred you guys nah make it 200 hundred you guys nah make it 200 what the [ __ ] wrong 110,000 no way I can
get more at the pawn shop then why the [ __ ] you it's out there bro you know what I will you just offered to sell to me for 5k though that's the sell to me for 5k though that's the [ __ ] Matt yo bro you're so you're
[ __ ] Matt yo bro you're so you're coding mate [ __ ]
coding mate [ __ ] is that a NPC car who's that was just in is that a NPC car who's that was just in yeah bro
you think he's napping you think he went to sleep wanna give me like Hanukkah you might be a no I'm 600k like for the score and then hunter Katie like you'd
be [ __ ] up by the Crips everyday uh yeah I was kind of like I didn't know where Brian II realize how bad I [ __ ] up oh yeah yeah yeah me anything
Oh what the [ __ ] mean yeah I was about to rob your car then it just disappeared to rob your car then it just disappeared [Music]
about to rob your car and these fallen it is sent me a text real quick I'm it is sent me a text real quick I'm trying on so oh yeah [ __ ] around the
[ __ ] was his name brother [ __ ] forget it you told me it Oh [ __ ] forget it you told me it Oh [ __ ] hell
okay some night Joey appreciate you know let's uh go get the cars out the garage let's uh go get the cars out the garage make a quick sale real quick it's
[ __ ] phase banks and [ __ ] - get the [ __ ] out Oh No Madison [ __ ] Twitter I
[ __ ] out Oh No Madison [ __ ] Twitter I could take like a man bruv your medicine could take like a man bruv your medicine oh yeah where the [ __ ] is the green one
oh yeah where the [ __ ] is the green one uh Oh a corner store oh yeah remember we Madison I don't know I remember a mate I have a
I don't know I remember a mate I have a bad memory though yes
I got my for impoundment get out the [ __ ] car right now get out the to know who you are oh [ __ ] you're that guy oh you have the
same car as another guy I'm trying to kill my father brother okay now when the [ __ ] did he run up and get this [ __ ] car out sorry about that mate Madison
car out sorry about that mate Madison [ __ ] tighter [ __ ] off mate
other like NPCs now you so to Madison [ __ ] sir and phase banks no no I mean you can but you got to sell to NPCs yeah that's a [ __ ] [ __ ] tell ya it's
easier to sell it to people like us brother does it make like a lot of money brother does it make like a lot of money or we buy 2490 k or 19 you whatever you
or we buy 2490 k or 19 you whatever you get thanks you didn't tell this guy who i am did ya I still don't really remember who you are bro that's my son remember who you are bro that's my son that's your son yeah it came from my
that's your son yeah it came from my left nut holy [ __ ] oh nasty well that's left nut holy [ __ ] oh nasty well that's my bread dude don't worry your family
too oh yeah I'm just trying to remember the [ __ ] fight you're talking about you [ __ ] asked the guy in the purple mask to attack me but I killed you mask to attack me but I killed you before he got me okay so what happened
before that it was that Grove Street and I'm fighting somehow how do we start I don't remember we just start were you wearing a 38 baby's mask no no I don't
wearing a 38 baby's mask no no I don't wear any gang [ __ ] to us I got I got wear any gang [ __ ] to us I got I got money on me what me right here are the
gentlemen and green he's got he's got cash on him so let banks take care of it cash on him so let banks take care of it rough because we run the ship roads we buy a codeine yeah we sip sizzurp all day did you look at our [ __ ] outfits
day did you look at our [ __ ] outfits Probie I own [ __ ] lien all day bro I
it's 10 K of paint but you got it you gotta find the npcs to sell it to ya the gotta find the npcs to sell it to ya the locals yeah but you know how hard it is
the fine bros I never seen no locals so that's up to you I did I felt like 400k that's up to you I did I felt like 400k Vice on the beach at certain areas nah I
made you offering if you say no yeah it's not it's up to you brother not have a gun to your head you know what I mean mate I feel you brother I'll hand
mean mate I feel you brother I'll hand you cash right now I give you and then you can get another 20 bottles and then go sell yourself yeah see this is you go sell yourself yeah see this is you gotta think smart bro 99 DK yeah it is a
little bit of both honestly well we gotta make money yeah hell yeah gotta make money yeah hell yeah I say money quick and I would take the deal and then get another 20 pints it's a free 90 K in your pocket in and you
give you pints back you know what mate if you got caught just sounds like [ __ ]
it probably was one of the lanes and Crips like I got a lot of lanes to be honest I mean not a lot there's a few [ __ ] dumbasses
yeah hold on mate is someone hammering like in the back of your head spinning
yeah well don't do that just do it we'll talk do that that should gonna be [ __ ]
wet and [ __ ] smell like yeah it's gonna smell like mildew see shouldn't
just be advertising that out mate me and him could hold you up and take all your him could hold you up and take all your [ __ ] bro dude oh but like if if we with someone awesome gang shoe we can hold you up and just take all your [ __ ] you
collecting codeine right now I could find I feel you above share we done good
chain area it looks like a chain yeah just go like at the areas where there's not a lot of people there gonna be a lot of locals in
[ __ ] oh I got a I got a respond I heard every log I accidentally opened my phone and you gotta go to sleep mate yeah I hate when you I hate the inventory hate when you I hate the inventory glitch hell yeah brother okay I'm here
glitch hell yeah brother okay I'm here back 90k roof that's plenty for a gun back 90k roof that's plenty for a gun mate it's getting a little bit boring
mate it's getting a little bit boring you feel me yeah you gonna have to sell you feel me yeah you gonna have to sell some soon uh yeah come down we could just take our trunks up to a Pluto right now in dikteon hey yeah
now in dikteon hey yeah go on mate you gonna do one more batch and then we'll do that yeah they do split up again sir so doing
yeah they do split up again sir so doing that die from sorry oh yeah
yeah you know for going on me I thought [ __ ] I don't know why nobody comes here I'm telling you bro people [ __ ] hate this [ __ ]