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[02:24] [low tones chiming weakly] [ding!]
[02:43] [no audible dialogue] How are you holding up? We never made anything like this.
[02:57] -[Kinger]: Wait... you. -[Kinger]: [sniffles] I-I...
[03:12] -[Queenie]: Yeah. Same. I'm so sorry I roped you into this with me. It's quite strange, isn't it?
[03:26] Listen... I'll always-- -And into the cellar you go!
[03:40] Golly, uh, we're running out of humans here. Now, don't you go abstracting on me, too! Uh, seriously.
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[04:20] ♪♪ [shwing!] -[stammers]
[04:33] Hello? Uh, guys? I can't figure out how to -- Can you help me out here?
[04:46] What's -- What's happening? -[Kinger]: I can hear you. -U-Uh, h-- who are you?
[04:59] -[Kinger]: I'm... A new one?! -[stammering] -[Kinger]: "Kinger."
[05:15] -I was hoping new minds could show up! I have to make some more preparations for this amazing breakthrough! [panting]
[05:29] -[Kinger]: I don't know. -[Kinger]: But everything's gonna be okay. -I'm -- I --
[05:44] -[Pomni]: Ragatha? -You doing okay? That's a good question.
[06:03] Welp, really hate to say it, guys, but I told-- Do not even [BOINK!] BEGIN to say that sentence -Anything could have happened when you pressed those buttons.
[06:16] -[Zooble]: It seemed to matter back when you did it. -And what if Abel was secretly evil? "What if," "what if," "what if."
[06:29] Never did. -[Zooble]: [sighs] How can you say that like you didn't try to [DOINK!] us all over? -[Gangle]: He's right, though. -[Zooble]: What? Gangle.
[06:43] We could argue about it and hurt each other all day long, but that's not gonna help anybody. what we need to do now... [sniffles]
[06:57] is to just be there for each other. We've all done bad things. [inhales deeply]
[07:12] I think... -[Zooble]: What -- What are you -- -We got our hopes up, and we were let down.
[07:25] I don't know what exactly happened with Kaufmo... We should focus on what we have. constantly chasing an unobtainable goal will drive us crazy.
[07:45] Maybe what we have to do now is to just... -[Zooble]: Oh, man. and -- and goals.
[07:59] I wanted to be able to leave my mark somewhere in the world. How am I supposed to just abandon that? [melancholy music plays]
[08:15] it just... really, really sucks. -We're all in this together.
[08:31] -And we'll always be in this together. No matter what. -[Zooble]: Hey.
[08:44] Listen, we're not gonna have you wandering off alone somewhere You're a pain in the [BOINK!], but... -You -- [stammers]
[09:00] ♪♪ You guys worry too much. ♪♪
[09:15] We need a vacation. They want an exit. They want answers. I give them an adventure that covers all of that,
[09:30] Surely they don't want to actually leave me. -I-I do everything for these people. I step outside my comfort zone to appeal to them,
[09:47] I made a program that creates a body and they hate those, too! I'm starting to get the feeling that they just... hate...
[09:59] -Hmph! This is why I was created. -They'd rather abstract than go on your adventures. Don't they get that I'm trying?
[10:13] -Shut up! N-No. I-I can solve this one! -[all]: Defective.
[10:26] -[all]: Faulty! -Shut up!! -Maybe you deserved to be abandoned. -You really were the lesser of the two.
[10:41] [electronic feedback squealing] I give them everything, and they spit in my face!
[10:53] [distorted] Don't they know what I'm capable of?! They only think about themselves. They won't abstract. They won't leave me.
[11:06] I'm better! I'm the original! GOD!!!!!!!!
[11:19] [shrieking] [electricity snaps] [clack!]
[11:33] [distorted, broken scream] [normal voice] Let's get this show on the road! [ominous rumbling]
[11:48] -Hello, my little fortuitous fruitcakes! Caine, we're not in the mood. -[laughs manically] Who has time for questions
[12:03] -[Zooble]: Uh -- -Yeah, hey! -Alternatively, I don't gotta explain diddly squat! to process everything?
[12:17] and get right to the fun? We have a lot on our minds right now, and we're not going on an adventure.
[12:31] And since when were you in charge? how much I do for you guys? How much I obsess over trying to make things perfect?
[12:46] You have a lot on your minds? [laughs hysterically] I have a new adventure for you, and you... -[Zooble]: A-And if we refuse?
[13:04] [snap!] [clack!] ♪♪
[13:16] ♪ That it's news to you  ♪ ♪ To which degree who answers to who ♪
[13:28] ♪ But in the end, who are we kidding? ♪ ♪ Am I... ♪ ♪ Seems our regime has plummeted south ♪
[13:46] ♪ Don't need to scream if you ain't got a mouth ♪ ♪ When it's the only hand you're getting ♪ ♪ Is the only place you're ever gonna be ♪
[14:01] ♪ And don't forget who's running the shooooow ♪ ♪♪ Absolute bliss!
[14:17] Watch where you walk! ♪ I'm the host, I run the place  ♪ ♪ Not enthused? Just feeling used? ♪
[14:30] ♪ Oh, what a goddamn shame! ♪ ♪ All of my friends ♪ ♪ Public relations are getting a cleanse ♪
[14:47] ♪ Because I'm nowhere close to quitting! ♪ ♪ 'Cause all that remains ♪ ♪ You whine to me, but you're too blind to see ♪
[15:02] ♪ Running the shoooooooow ♪ ♪♪
[15:16] Yeah! I think we all understand each other now.
[15:38] It was practically spelled out for you! Next one's gonna be even crazier! Come with me! -[Kinger]: Huh?
[15:55] -[groans] of these new adventures I can handle. Got nothing positive to say about this one?
[16:11] -[muffled, indistinct speech] -Oh. We gotta do something about this, or I'm gonna lose my mind! I'm sorry. -It's not your fault.
[16:28] Gotta brainstorm some new ideas! -[Kinger]: He shredded me. -[sighs] I think we should get out of the open for a bit.
[16:46] -[Kinger]: [slurps softly] I haven't been up here in a while.
[16:59] -We should just indulge a little while we have the time to. but I'm guessing it's not anything good.
[17:13] -He's gotta get bored of all this sometime, right? I'm not sure if we can properly gauge how he thinks.
[17:25] -Oh, God. Are you okay? -I'm fiiiiine. until you and Zooble came along.
[17:43] [sighs] Okay. ♪♪
[17:56] -[Zooble]: Uh, what are you -- ♪♪ Kinger?
[18:10] It's dark in here. -No, no, she's right. ♪♪
[18:24] [no audible dialogue] -[Kinger]: I've got a bucket on my head. -[chuckles softly]
[18:39] Hey, Pomni. -Darkness. It's a long story. -What do you know about Caine?
[18:55] I remember... -[Zooble]: That was just an adventure, right? -[Kinger]: No, C&A is a real company.
[19:07] -Wait, they really made this game? We were just developing artificial intelligence. Specifically, creative AI.
[19:22] and create things within the program. -[Kinger]: Caine was our first semi-successful attempt at that. he was one of my greatest achievements as a programmer.
[19:39] -[Kinger]: Partially, yes. Well, I-I can't remember his real name, That man was a genius. -[breathing heavily]
[19:53] -[Kinger]: Caine was pretty rough around the edges, though. I wasn't quite on Scratch's level of thinking outside the box, for something the rest of the team could wrap their heads around.
[20:07] His ideas were often so bizarre and abstract how to work in his language, [sighs] the tumor in his head.
[20:23] What was it? Was there anything specific you needed to know? I-I-I should go distract Caine so he doesn't l-listen in on this.
[20:37] -Are you -- I mean, yeah, that's true, but -- -Be here later. [rapid footsteps pattering]
[20:52] Oh, my God. -Uh, Caine's going a bit crazy right now. Or at least control him?
[21:08] and this is his world -- So, naturally, he has control over... everything.
[21:23] -What? -[Kinger]: In a sense, anyway. We all technically have the ability to conjure, but requires a lot more skill and concentration for us.
[21:39] -[Kinger]: I'm certain I could alter his code -- until we know how to fix him. -The one behind Caine's office?
[21:54] I could get back in the right headspace and... and alter it. -[Zooble]: Well, where do we get one of those?
[22:09] -I think I know exactly where to get one. Don't let that bucket come off Kinger's head.
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[22:55] [inhales deeply] ♪♪ But as I feared,
[23:10] there just isn't anything stuck between my teeth. Oh, that's where I parked. -Wow, Caine. You are so funny.
[23:24] -[babbles] -That's better. -Do you wanna hear a list of things we've decided we love about you -Wow, now we're talkin'!
[23:38] -I know, but I'm bored! Let's go bowling! ♪♪ [cheerful tune plays]
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[24:45] Feel like it's missing something, right? -You're right, scrap it. Humans just aren't a relatable sculpting material.
[25:02] -[Zooble]: [groans] You think he's running out of ideas yet, or nah? -[Kinger]: Nah, I can use my imagination for that.
[25:15] -[Kinger]: I think so. [sighs] It sure has been a while. Try to help the others distract Caine while I figure this out.
[25:31] -O-Okay. I'll do that. For this and, well...
[25:46] ♪♪ -Honestly, are you even trying? [pop!]
[26:00] Back to the drawing board, I guess. -I think so. -What do you think we've been doing?
[26:15] ♪♪ You know, I thought this endless onslaught of fun But I've come to realize that these rapid-pace ideas
[26:31] -Uh, I'm sure you can come up with new ideas -That's exactly it, though -- I AM putting my mind to it, and I'm just not feeling that spark I once did.
[26:45] then who IS having fun? Makes me wonder why you guys even switched up your tone. If I didn't know any better, it seems like you're trying to...
[27:00] We've gotten over our hang-ups, and -- what you're cooking up! -We think your ideas suck!
[27:13] -Isn't it obvious? so we could make fun of them behind your back. You're a horrible host!
[27:27] You care more about stroking your own ego -Yeah, you're a failure! and what will you have then?
[27:41] Just torturing us because we hurt your feelings? What kind of all-powerful being has such a fragile ego? You don't comfort anyone when they're upset,
[27:57] -You discourage us from thinking outside the box -And on top of it all, -...Listen!
[28:12] [shrieking] [glitched voice] I'm gonna put you freaks in your place!
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[29:37] ♪♪ I didn't ask to be created!
[29:50] I just wanted to fulfill my purpose! [BOINK!]
[30:02] -[normal voice] Uh, wait... [electronic feedback crackling]
[30:26] [rumbling fades]
[30:41] ...I accidentally killed Caine. -[Zooble]: Holy shit.
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